Remember when Peter was molested by his underage step-second-cousin?
>>83731560
Wtf. Gimme more details. If that's a boy I'd definitely punch him in the face.
>>83731648
Fuck you
>>83731560
>step-second-cousin?
that means nothing
>>83731648
Fuck you
>>83731648
Stop this
>>83731763
I'm guessing it as incesty as Marvel was willing to go.
>>83731648
Eesh
>>83731797
Weren't Wanda and Pietro closer than appropriate in some versions?
>>83731648
She's Mattie Franklin, a girl. She's JJJ's second-wife's niece and was killed during Grim Hunt.
Here's an unflattering picture of her.
>>83731845
>Peter wasn't able to save her
I'm still a little mad about that, I'm glad Krave was pissed about it too.
>>83731845
Ehh. I've seen worse.
>>83731845
She looks like Ult. Peter. She has his hair.
>>83731797
Have you read any Claremont?
>>83731648
Nuh uh no she won't.
>>83732000
>stupid ass hat
why
>>83731648
I SAW THE PROTECTIVE CUTE DOG SO I'M IMMUNE TO THIS BUT I'M DOING THIS ANYWAY JUST TO SAY FUCK YOU.
>>83732057
It's Bill Cipher I believe
>>83731648
>>83731797
do you even know about ultimate Pietro and Wanda?it was pretty hot
>>83732057
nigga, that's funny af
>>83731648
>>83731751
>>83731794
>>83731807
>>83731845
>>83732052
>>83732059
>>83732118
>>83732170
>>83731648
Fuck, it does look like a boy, doesn't it? Why'd you make me see it?
>>83732312
ty cat
>>83731845
THAT'S A MAN BABY!
>>83732312
tyanks for saving my mom
>>83731648
I didn't even know this was a thing.
>>83731648
Wow
>>83731648
Bringing my mother into this is over the line pal. Fuck you.
>>83731648
Stop it
>>83731648
response
>>83731648
fuck you shelldor no baspongis for you
>>83731648
Goddammit
>>83731648
sleep tight pizza
>>83731648
But I love my mama
>>83731648
What is this post?
>>83732312
Good kitty!
>>83731648
STAPH BAZINGA MAN
>>83731560
It's not weird if it happens before they're related through marriage.
If I marry a woman, and then for shenanigans reasons her dad and my mom get together that doesn't make US the weird ones, its in them.
>>83731648
bitch
>>83731648
Fuck you
>>83731648
You bastard. I'm not even black
>>83731648
AUGH
>>83732312
Thanks cat
>>83731648
Sheldon you fucker.
>>83731648
Faggot.
>>83731845
She looks like my neighbor.
>>83731648
what was this
>>83731560
Not the first time he got molested.
>>83731648
>>83732312
who wins?
>>83734228
kitty
>>83731648
SOMEMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IT WAS
It must have been that pic that says they will DELET IT after some time.
Arn't i right.
>While on a first date, Mattie is slipped a date rape drug. Since by this time she has completely lost the toxin resistance power she absorbed from Jessica Drew, she is rendered senseless. A small time drug dealer then exploits her to produce a drug called Mutant Growth Hormone, as well as using her for prostitution. In order to keep her prisoner, he regularly doses her with psychoactive drugs. Private investigator Jessica Jones, with the help of Jessica Drew, rescues Mattie and returns her to Jonah and Marla. Mattie goes through counseling in order to get over her dependence on the drugs with which she was sedated
who wrote this shit???
>>83734929
Bendis.
It's in Alias.
>>83734965
Bendis?
>>83734929
This is clearly fake
This is not real
Byrne man bringing his pedophilia into mainstream comics
>>83734153
I wonder if skip ever dressed as batman the same year Peter dressed up as the Joker
>>83731560
Just had a coworker that looks like this loudly announce that she's carrying my child
>>83735798
Why you impregnate her
?
>>83734153
Why
>>83734498
It was probably the BBT Sheldon with the text "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't respond to this post"
>>83731648
Fuck off
>>83731840
Ultimates, where everything goes to get fucked up
>>83731648
Seriously?
>>83734153
Jesus Christ, is there any way in which Peter Parker HASN'T suffered?
>>83731560
>In a John Byrne comic
ya don't say.
If they would have ran with a storyline where Pete has an affair with Mattie Franklin and becomes a kid diddler that would have still been better than The Next Chapter
>>83735008
Who?
>>83737014
Beat me to it.
>>83731648
7/10 i feel gullible
>>83734153
Marvel conferm that is not canon
>>83739250
Bendis, the writer.
>>83731560
Spider-man: pedophile or child abuser?
>>83740546
He seems to be the child-abusee.
>>83740490
Brian Michael?
>>83741008
Brian Michael. Bendis.
>>83741128
Who?
>>83741131
Bendis. You know, Bendis.
>>83737051
How bad could the Next Chapter be that you'd prefer that?
>>83741136
Bendis? Billy Bendis?
>>83731648
Fuck you.
>>83731797
>that time Carol Danvers' boyfriend turned out to be her son from the future and that he'd impregnated her with himself and she was okay with it.
>>83741147
Brian.
>>83734929
>A small time drug dealer then exploits her to produce a drug called Mutant Growth Hormone
They cannibalized her.
Like, literally cut off pieces of her flesh and somehow cooked them into the drug.
>>83741136
Brian Michael Benis XD
>>83731560
why is she dressed like flat chested flat assed Psylocke?
>>83741834
Byrne used her as his own little fetish doll and kept giving her different costumes, as well as having her experience things like vore.
>>83732312
Thanks cute kitty
>>83742123
Is there no end to his depravity?
>>83742123
Oh god i remember Skin and Bone.
>>83740571
Victims often become abusers themselves. It's a vicious cycle.
>>83732312
Thank you. I'm free.
>>83734929
>>83734965
I think Bendis also recently did the same thing to Dazzler. Like >>83743142 said, maybe Bendis was a kidnapping victim at one point and someone cut off pieces of him to create bad dialogue. This is how he copes with the trauma.
>>83731845
She died? Poor girl had a hard time. I only know her from Alias. Did she did long after that? What should I run to find out about what happened to her, she actually interests me a little, as do a few of the more under-dog heroines.
>>83745734
She dies to kick off Grim Hunt I believe.
She had her own series. Main appearances are Next Chapter and that
>>83745734
You could try Loners by Cebulski
But be warned: while the series is good, the end is shit, with a lot of plots left unconcluded
Spider-Man ever bang someone with his mask on?
>>83746702
Black Cat.
>>83734103
Lrn 2 Desustorage: https://desustorage.org/co/thread/83731560/
Apparently this is /x/, because it's working.
>>83746762
litteraly the only way he can bang her
>>83731845
Talk about fridging women, right?
>>83746812
also true in the ultimate universe
>>83731648
the pictures gone but i might as well jump on the band-wagon. Fuck you
>>83731648 (You)
>>83746812
She got over that.
>>83746909
Then reset by Strange's spell.
>>83746812
That was like 40 years ago.
>>83732312
That's a good catty kit.
>>83746804
Wait, do the superstition fags still have to reply to it because the post is still there? Do they have to reply to the 1 on Desustorage? Do they have to reply to both?
>>83731648
Man, I don't need this
>>83731648
>>83736768
I'm responding to this too, just in case.
>>83731648
>https://desustorage.org/co/thread/83731560/
>>83731648
fuck off
>>83746812
>>83746840
I love how mediums like this have "Ultimate Evils" and people committing gory or horrible acts but next-to no one ever touches the underage thing.
Better be safe.
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/83731560/#q83731648
>>83734153
Why does Skip have the hair of a 50 year old?
>>83743307
>Bendis was kidnapped for 24 hours at 12 years old
>the kidnapper spoke only in Bendis-speak
Bendis: "You're kidnapping me?"
Kidnapper: "I'm kidnapping you."
Bendis: "You're kidnapping me..."
Kidnapper: "I'm kidnapping you!"
Bendis: "He's kidnapping me."
Kidnapper: "Yes. You--kidnapped."
Bendis: "Oy vey!"
>>83731648
fuck you, you fuck figgety fuck fucker sheldon
I was actually collecting Spiderman back then. The 2000s were an awkward time for spidey.
>>83742944
>>83748614
>Peter got a job as a scientist
>New girl with spider powers wants to fuck him
>Totems
>Morlun
The late-90's and early 2000's were a crazy time
>>83734929
>>83734965
Remember when MAX was supposed to do more serious adult content and not juvenile edgy shit like Vertigo?
Yeah those were the days
Thanks Jemas
>>83731560
>>83749672
>MAX turned out to be capeshit with uncensored swearing and the occasional nipple
Can't really say they were more violent considering the type of gore that Marvel allows in their non-MAX books.
>>83731648
EAT SHIT AND DIE CUNT
>>83749672
Didn't Fury MAX supposedly piss him off to the extent of instituting some kind of restriction on high-level characters getting their own series in it?
Would explain why there's so many starring literally who's and obvious stand-ins (like the blond Black Widow).
>>83750248
Ennis got to write another Fury book nearly 10 years after the first so they got over it.
>>83736879
He never had to suffer through an abortionbecause MJ miscarried.
>>83731648
Shit, mang.
>>83731648
kek
>its a" john byrne pedo comic" episode
>>83731648
fuck
Wut
>>83735643
>>83736088
You do not get to be a meme.
>>83731560
underage is okay, steps is okay, even cousins is okay.
i'm more worried about that clearly being a boy
>>83732312
i am pretty sure cats have something like that
mine is always looking at shit on my ceiling that i can't see. once it was a spider, every other time it was nothing.
>>83734153
And this is canon. I have yet to see Marvel say otherwise.
>>83731648
not sure if related but the new spiderman game was just revealed at the sony conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPWDkdNLEc
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Why the fuck did you reply to bazingaman
Is /co/ innabited by retards?
