I don't like Deadpool
You have shit taste
>>83693462
Zack Snyder is talented
>>83693462
I still browse /co/
>>83693462
I'm your real dad
I post on 4chan
>>83693462
Do you like 4chan?
Do you like mlp
Steven Universe iscartoonkino
>>83693462
Got a cute kid?
>>83693462
I read comic books
I wanna fuck cartoons
>>83693586
10/10 so far, now how does she answer 'Who is best pony?'
>>83693462I like comic books.
Seriously, this fucking phrase ruined two of my dates.
I thought women liked this shit.
>>83693462
I'll vote Donald Trump
Here's my Sonic fanfic
>>83693462
This is quality thread
>>83693462
She hulk is dead
You're not Tara Strong
I'm not a rapist
>>83693462
I often ejaculate ants
My name is Boco.
>>83693462
I love you anon
>>83693669
>>83693462
Nobody will ever know!
>>83693462
Adolf Hitler was wrong
How old are you?
>>83693669
Not only do you ruin the date, you also manage to get the girl to commit suicide.
Good job, asshole.
>>83693687
Thats five words.
>>83693594
hal pls
>>83693462
I fucking suck under pr-
>>83693620
>I thought women liked this shit.
hhahahahah
Not remotely.
Unless you found the girl on a dating site where she specifically said she liked comic books, you should never mention them.
My basement is soundproof.
>>83693617
Oh, I love Rarity
>>83693717
And that's three, faggot.
I enjoy watching cartoons.
IT WAS ME, BARRY
I'm sick of Capeshit
>>83693462
You're not my daddy!followed by screaming and whatnot
>>83693462
Do you suck dicks?
>>83693621
I'll vote Hillary Clinton
They're actually "graphic novels"at least, that'd kill it for me
>>83693733
How about the movies?
You think girls like cape movies?
>>83693462
Contractions are two words.
>>83693778
>I'll
Found the American roach
My name is _____
>>83693462
| |i || |_
>>83693778
>>83693621
I probably won't vote
>>83693462
My parents are dead
>>83693462
Bendis. Writer Bendis. Him.
It was me, Barry
I'm Steve. Hail Hydra.
>>83693819
Shakezula?
>>83693738
Damn fucking straight, Darling.
>>83693820
Verbalize this in four words, please
>>83693462
I masturbate to cartoons
>>83693738
I'd honestly just ask to marry her right there and then
>>83693830
Too late as always: >>83693753
>>83693854
Loss dot jay peg.
>>83693586
>>83693617
>>83693738
>>83693843
What the fuck are you niggers doing.
>>83693854
It's obviously loss, newfag.
>>83693840
That one word, dummkopf
Korra is top tier.
>>83693854
Ell Oh Ess Ess.
>>83693819
SLIM SHADY
>>83693854
Ell Oh Ess Ess
>>83693812
>found the american
>discussing who they will vote for in the upcoming american election
Holmes, you've done it again!
>>83693890
What're you, the word police?
>>83693854
Sale: unused baby shoes
>>83693812
Oh wow you figured out that the person voting for Hillary was an American from their grammar. Good work, detective!
>>83693854
>Wah wah waaah
No wait that's not right
>>83693854
enter counter
talk bed
>>83693462
UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL???
>>83693880
Shh, shh, just sit back.
>>83693878
>>83693882
>>83693895
>>83693914
These answers are dank
>>83693462
Unsolicited opinions about Israel
I'm not american
Will you marry me?
>>83693967
That's three words, nerd.
>>83693967
Thats only three words.
>>83693895
>>83693904
>>83693778
>all candidates are the same! xd
>>83694011
You are a whore.
>>83693462
Family Guy isfunny
>>83693462
Harley Quinn's a cunt.
>>83693462
Hallo, ich bin Deutschsprechendwortzahlbegrenzungsumgeher.
Boco is my friend.
>>83693462
heh...nothin' personnel...kid
>>83694105
The she slaps you and storms out.
>>83694007
>>83694009
Oh you guys
>>83693843
>>83693871
Disgusting.
The hypercrisis isn't real.
>>83693854
Tim Buckley Sucks Dicks
>>83693462
I really ship wonderbat
I am an MRA.
>>83693462
Hey, I like Bendis?
>>83694282
What, the comics guy?
>>83694282
Bendis? You like Bendis?
>>83693462
I have male diphilia
>>83694282
You mean, Bendis Bendis?
Sure fire way to drive a woman away:Make America Great Again
Dr. Pavel I'm CIA
>>83693620
>I thought women liked this shit.
they do but were your dates fat nerdy fujoshits? because those are the women who like that shit, chicks you would never want to date
>>83694355
Youre a big guy
>You're a big guy
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
You're a big guy.
>>83693462
I read comic books
>>83694372
>>83694386
>>83694435
Was this your plan?
>>83694138
Don't worry m8 if she said any other pony I'd tell her to fuck right off but Rarity lovers are adiamond dozen
>>83694138
>he doesnt want to bend over.
>>83693462
you're a nigger anonette
>>83693658
Who would want to date that cunt? You know she scammed a fan out of $500 and is a terrible person with fake tits right?
>>83693462
Psssh, nothin personal kid.
The movie was better.
>>83694554
she can do waifu voices while you fuck her.
You got yourself caught.
>>83693462
Deadpool is shit, get some taste OP
I raped the joker.
>>83694465
Of course it was
>>83694636
What's your next step?
Do you like pegging?
>>83693462
Memes aren't just jokes
You lost The Game
This date is ruined.
>>83693804
Girls have verity of interests that depend on the person. But the do have the female equivalent of a neckbeard that isn't into all the nerdy shit. Not worth trust me. Friend material only.
>>83694665
Memes are my life.
Y0u'r3 n07 1337 3n0ugh.
>>83694657
See, that would just make me more interested.
I stole your wallet
Your waifu a shit
>>83693462
I don't like sand.
>>83694733
I would wait till at least the 3rd date to bring it up. I doubt a girl would be up for first date buttstuff.
>>83693937
Laughed for no reason
>>83694757
You're a good friend.
Olicity is the best
>>83694787
I've got the Highground
>>83694857
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>>83693462
This is Date Two.
shillary is a cuck
>>83694882
So, it's treason thenAAAAARRRRRGH
>>83694646
Crash this thread !
IT'S AN ACTION FIGUUURRRRRE!
>>83693462
I 'm into necrophilia
(follow by " Can I kill you?")
>>83695139
I am into necrophilia
Corrected
>>83693462
I only need three
>I love you
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>83693462
إجث على ركبتيك
Im pro mutant registration
>>83693462
I am pro skub
my name is Blackagar
>>83693462
I watch Johnny Test
>>83694360
No, first one was a fine 8/10 shy beauty. She stormed off pretty flustered and kinda embarrassed the moment I mentioned Comics.
Second one was a 7/10 very extroverted girl that, I kid you not, slapped me on the face and ran off crying.
I'm not even that bad looking.
What did I do wrong?
Me too, Lord Voldemort
>>83693733
I'm a doughy nerd looking faggot so all I can get are girls who desperately want a "nerdy boy".
>>83695569
fucking kek
>>83694760
I would never do buttstuff on the first date, but I'd like to know its a possibility in the future.
>>83693669
I have a sister who fucking talks to me about 4chan shit in real life in public because she's autistic and she mentions you fairly often, so that might not be as a detractor as you think.
Shame she's 14, though.
>>83695634
I still have no fucking clue what even was wrong with either of them.
Believe me, I tries talking to them again but they never answered my calls.
They even went as far as looking away when we ran into each other on College campus grounds.
I haven't dated any girl since.
Last one happened two years ago.
>>83693462
Hydra Cap? Good idea.
Can I rape you?
>>83695684
This is why dating is hard. Both me and my ex were super into pegging but neither brought it up until like a year in because we thought the other would think it was weird.
>>83695697
>Shame
I'm asexual
>>83695569
You should have dodged the slap and punched the girl. Have comics taught you nothing?
>>83693462
I read comic books.
>>83694936
The Jedi are evil!
>>83695803
I'm quite sure things would've gone much more worse had I done that.
But thanks for your input on the matter, Anon.
>>83693809
Good answer. I'd walk out on any date who said something so stupid.
>>83693854
Control alt delete's Loss.
>>83695697
You should have her get her head checked.
>>83693462
Pass the mustard Batman
>>83693462
Bowl of eggs, yes?
>>83693462
I masterbate to Zelda
Transform and roll out.
The Decepticons were right
>>83693462
I will rape you
I'm a Batman fan
>>83693462
Ghostbusters is my childhood
>>83695697
Post pics.
>>83695569
That sounds really suspect to me. I can definitely see mentioning comics sinking a date, but I can't imagine anyone responding *that* dramatically just to bringing it up.
There must have been something else.But since you apparently thought comics were a good choice to bring up on a first date, you might not have been aware enough to even know what that something was.
>>83695991
She is pretty hot.
Ethics in Gaming Journalism
You ever visit 4chan?
All of the eggs
>>83693620
I once read somewhere on the Net something like, "Lots of women are geeks. Lots of girlfriends are not."
"I watch kids cartoons."
I've found the only people who aren't completely weirded out by this are adults with kids who will be like "oh yeah, my kid watches Gumball and I find myself laughing more than he does!"
>>83693462
Okay, /co/. I've got a better idea, ruin a first date in haiku.
>>83695991
>Not Link
>>83696051I didn't just bring it up.
I started sperging all over the place talking about my favorite reads and superheroes. Neither did anything to stop me, so I just kept going.
Looking back I probably would've hit myself much harder.
I regret everything.
>>83695850
Just get Matt Murdock to defend you in court afterwards. He'll understand.
>>83696133
Get fucked, tumblrite
I despise your stupid guts
Harley Quinn is dumb
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
>>83696133
Good evening ma'am.
I purchase Transformers toys.
How are you tonight?
>>83696190
He said ruin, Anon.
>>83693462
I love Allen Gregory.
>>83696017
I WILL FIND HIM!
>>83696133
Shut your whore mouth and
Let me achieve wizardry,
Disgusting roastie.
>>83696133
Long ago, baito
Plentiful and very strong
now is just weakness.
>>83695991
Terrahawks fans should be shot.
>>83696182
Funny thing is I actually do have a friend that's a pretty decent lawyer.
So he probably would've helped me out.
>>83696133
Capeshit is stupid
Read my dumb fishrape comic
Die Grant Morrison
>>83695837
Anakin isn't Darth Vader
>>83696134
>orcarina of time shota link has no pants
>gets swallowed by a like like
Ok now im aroused
>>83693462
I have crabs. Pizza?
>>83696328
I go on /co/.
>>83696133
I wish I could say
Ayy baby u want sum fuk
To hot gals all day
>>83693620
>I thought women liked this shit.
Hahaha, fat fucking chance. Big Bang Theory only made it fashionable to SAY you're a nerd. You're still not supposed to actually BE a nerd.
>>83693462
I like reading comics.
>>83696133
Sometimes at midnight
I roughly tug on my erect snake
To the thought of You
So you're paying right?
I once owned 4chan.
Do you browse FurAffinity?
>>83696133
Can I marinade
Your breasts with my own secret
Sauce? Pubic salad.
>>83696538
Moot came back to us!
Throttle my asshole baby
I'll be your Superman if you'll be my Wonder Woman..
Oh wait that's cheesy pick up lines
>>83696619
Not while you're still here.
>>83696681
Bah, he didn't even know who I was.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7pQ9LBx.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>83694684
What do you mean? It's right here!
>>83693620
I've recently gotten together with a girl, she noticed I'm always wearing geek shirts n I told her that I had to catch Gotham, and The Flash when they came on. So she asked me about the comics and shit I like, and I know she's not actually interested but she pretends to be because I am. But this wasn't a first date, but like the second or third day together (we met in a rehab) been out of rehab for over a month now and we're still together. Feelsgoodman.
We'll split the bill.
>>83696673
Does that mean you'll friendzone each other and only get together in bad stories?
>>83696744
Well now you're getting it in.
>>83696673
Ill be your Darksied if you be my slave
>>83694282
What, like, THAT Bendis?
>>83696791
Awwww ye gurl
>>83693854
baby shoes never worn
show me your cunny
Traps are not gay.
>>83696798
Call me Gene Grey, Cuz I'm gonna make you gay.
>>83696777
Trips of truth.
This will kill any chance of you getting with a girl unless you've been going out for quite a while.
If you don't have enough money to pay for two don't even bother.
Hey kid wanna /ss/?
>>83696798
Anti-Life Justifies my Hate
/co/, how do I realistically invite a Girl out on a date?
>>83697020
Geez, I dont know anon, are you a nigger ?
>>83697020
You dont
>>83697020
You squeeze her nipples until she makes an ahegao face
>>83697020
You have three options:
Hey, do you wanna do something sometime?
or
Hey, wanna hangout sometime?
or
Hey, wanna catch a movie sometime?
Cyclops is always right.
>>83696130
>mfw the only conversations about cartoons I've had with women are with married co-workers who only vaguely pay attention to what their kids are watching
>>83697020
I don't think /co/ is really the place to ask anon. And also, I don't really know, it just kind of happens sometimes. But I would say get a dog. If I don't have money to take a girl out, which is most of the time, I ask them if they want to take a walk in the woods with the puppy. It works most of the time. Bitches love aminamals
>>83696344
I am the senate
>>83693462
I don't want kids
>>83693462
You're not my waifu.
>>83697020
Follow these rules exactly:
*teleports behind you*
heh
ur prety hot
lets go out
but if you say no
*unsheathes katana*
ull b sorry
*teleports away*
>>83697156
Everytime I've ever had a gf it was always us just hanging out together until everyone just assumed we were dating and then we were.
>>83693854
Enter over their loss.
>>83693854
Let
Our
Scion
Stop
>>83697020
>Ey. Ey gurl. You lookin' gud. Le's bounce.
Then you're in there like a fucking Tetris block, my man.
>>83697364
>Tetrisdisaster.gif
Go Go Gadget Boner!
>>83693462
I don't like girls.
>>83693462
I have crippling depression.
