>Bruce? I've been talking to the Commissioner, it's time we had a chat...
Its enough with the prostitutes already.
>>83692318
You can't let the joker get away. You need to rape him!
>80 charges of child endangerment
>200 charges of manslaughter from leaving people hanging upside down
>300 charges of murder from you giving people lethal concussions or poisoning them with gas or hitting them somewhere vital with a sharpened bat toy
>also he's concerned about what you're doing to those little boys and underaged girls you keep in the cave
>>83692727
>You don't understand, after all this time, I-I think he was right. I think he should rape the Joker.
>>83692318
"And then Joker said it's not you it's me and I started crying and.. are you even listening Clark?"
> "Sure sure and then you made up?"
"No, Joker dumped me."
> "Oh Bruce I'm so sorry I had no idea, no wonder you have been getting close to the Commisioner recently."
"I like Jim but when I'm with him I think about Joker."
> "Why did the Joker dump you Bruce?"
"Because I'm Batman."
>>83692837
Read it in their voice.
Batman, did you talk with superman?
>>83692902
OK Jim, spit it out. How much did you pay Clayface to disguise himself as Superman try and convince me to rape the Joker?
>>83693227
He didn't. You should really consider it. I just might go a rape Lex after this conversation.
>>83692318
It's really messed up when I can read these threads and hear the voices perfectly in my head.
>>83693273
No might about it. I told you, Lex needs to get raped tonight so that it can make tomorrow's front page. Of course, I'd be fine with Batman raping the Joker too as long as I get the scoop.
>>83693394
I tried, but apparently he got some kind of erectile cancer for injecting kryptonite into his penis. We had to rush him to the hospital.
>>83692318
>>83693273
Joker? We have a problem...
>>83693590
Rape's not a problem, it's a solution.
>>83693551
>>83693590
I've already got it all figured out, Lexie! Get a hold of your old kryptonite dealer for one last fix. When Superman comes to take what's his, he'll find that you're hung like a Trojan horse!
>>83693394
>Olsen just in the bushes catching both photo and video footage of it
>>83693676
A solution that leads to more problems, do you know what Luther could do with the leverage? Assuming his anus would survive said experience of course.
I may have located their hideout, Bruce. If we're doing this. We're doing this now.
>>83694026
Well Lexie, looks like it's happening. I don't know about you, but I intend to enjoy it, don't want to give Gordon the satisfaction.
>>83692802
What the fuck is up with you, dude?
What is your damage where you keep posting threads about superhero gay rape as a punishment... like every fucking day
See a therapist
>>83694330
>Triggered by a may may.
and/or
>Triggered by people just goofing around and having fun.
I'm glad you're upset by this shit.
>>83694330
Why don't you just meme the thread, Anon?
It's been like 5 years, dude.
Let this meme die. This is the unfunniest incarnation of it yet.
![ja-01-42-133932[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RIw5B1R.jpg "ja-01-42-133932[1].jpg")
BATMAN
WE HAVE TRAVERSED THE COPYWRIGHT DIMENSION TO WARN YOU
YOU NEED TO RAPE THE JOKER
FOR THE MULTIVERSE
>>83694330
>NO FUN
>>83694774
You see?!? You have to do it!
>>83694330
>Implying it's just one person
![batman01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/glvsIEq.png "batman01[1].png")
>>83694774
Cant Moon Knight or Daredevil do it?
they are your versions of me so it counts right?
![tumblr_inline_nn2pa0LGOQ1qfsxs7_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nV046Sk.jpg "tumblr_inline_nn2pa0LGOQ1qfsxs7_500[1].jpg")
>>83695135
im sorry batman
but im simply too blind to rape the Joker
>>83695135
You think that means anything to him? It wont have the same impact as you raping him.
>>83695182
...You're facing the wrong way.
>>83694330
it's not just a meme, it's a way of life, and it's far bigger than you could ever comprehend.
xoxo stay buttmad
>>83695182
You better not use that as an excuse to try and get out of raping Bullseye. That son of a bitch needs to pay.
>>83694330
implying this is one person.
>>83694330
>therapist
>the rapist
>>83694330
/co/ finally reached /tv/-levels of meme enforcement, I'd say we are worse as this meme was never funny to begin with and yet it gets daily threads which barely get more than 50+ posts.
>>83695182
Rape....that's it! I'll rape everyone Wally knows. Only then can he become a true hero by raping me...!
>>83696648
>Wally
Ya fucked up, Professor Zoom's biggest Hateboner is for Barry
>>83695834
And so I put on my bear claws and nipple piercings.
>>83694330
See therapist
>therapist
>the rapist.
>>83696850
He was trying to be Zoom/Hunter Zoloman
>>83694120
Read it in his voice with a laugh after.
I'm actually chuckling.
I'll do it for free.
>>83699873
But the Joker makes some great folk art.
Has Bruce done it yet? Have the timelines been stabilized by his semen?
>>83699914
Folk art? ...Of Folks?
>>83699973
WELL IF HE'S SUCH A GREAT ARTIST, WHY DOESN'T HE DRAW HAPPY LITTLE TREES!?
>>83692318
Clark, I didn't say anything about Diana to Lois. I could've, then swept in and gotten BOTH of them. I didn't because you're my FRIEND. Why're you pulling an intervention because of MY bitches??
>>83700046
He did. Before the fire, the folk art fire, you see.
>>83700139
So why doesn't Gordon just ask Space Ghost to rape Joker? He's all about stealing Batman's glory.
>>83699963
It's not Batman's that saves the multiverse.
>>83694330
Joker please go
>>83700232
*THPPPPPHT*
ZORAK! NO I'M NOT!
Aw man, Zorak! Nobody ever asks Brak if he wants to rape the Joker.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN! No one here is raping the Joker, but Batman...
The Joker
I'll rape him!
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>83702628
Step away from that dammed clown if you know what's good for you!
>>83700332
is this legit?
>>83703221
Is the Space Pope reptilian?
>>83704271
I thought he was a Skrull.
>>83704271
okay so it's legit, whats it from? That one where superman is the last man left on earth?
but who will wonder woman rape?
can she even rape?
>>83704594
Not wonder woman, but i think it serves as proof of concept.
>>83704594
>can she even rape?
Anyone with sexual organs can rape someone.dumbass
>>83692318
Maybe Bruce should rape a woman
>>83692318
I love these threads, I hope you do more. You should find another topic other than raping the Joker to keep it fresh.
>>83706990
Liiiike....raping the Riddler
>>83705276
You wanna start shit? I promise you we don't play around down at Gotham. You will see these hands, nigga.
Scott, you must rape Magneto
GET BACK HERE SHOCKER! SHOOOOCKEEEEERRRR! I WILL RAPE YOU!
/co/, please stop
Rape isn't funny
>>83707622
/co/nrad. You must rape the triggered anon.
>>83707441
I don't think this would end well for any potential rapists who'd dare try to rape Magneto.
I mean, can't Magneto use his powers over magnetism to violently pull out all the iron in one's blood?
>>83694330
Iwtcia
>>83695348
Do it daredevil rape bullseye
>>83694330
>therapist
the rapist.
Batman.
Thread keeps going
>>83693282
The power of the imagination
>>83692318
Can somebody link me to the first Batman rapes the Joker thread?
>>83693785
I was expecting some sort of kryptonite but then I checked and there's not auctualy a growth kryptonite.
Some chunks of red kryptonite can probably make body parts grow but luthors not kryptonion enough to be affected
>>83706990
it's not the same person retard
>>83693590
"Like I need rape rash."
>>83703221
Yes and it's auctualy a decent story a lot of why was Superman the survivor questions but I'd you can get past that plot hole it's pretty good
>>83705122
Does this mean if I cut off my penis and testicles and put on a strap on I can fuck people without raping them.
>>83707622
Pinkiepony is that you.
>>83692875
Same here
>>83692812
When has the Batman ever gased somebody
>>83709305
Yeah. Why wouldn't it?
>>83709305
Of course.
>>83707940
Yes. Yes he can. At least, he did in one instance, where he was lecturing some punks; the amount he gathered from one was the size of a nail. No prizes as to what he did with that nail.
>>83708677
It wasn't, some idiot came on saying "Why doesn't Batman kill the Joker." When everyone tried to explain it he still refused the concept of Batman having principles. So someone asked. "Why doesn't Batman rape the Joker." And thus, the meme was born.
>>83694330
Maybe we should just rape you since you wanna be a villain so bad
>>83709723
When they've been superbad.
I've done it.
May God forgive me.
>>83710138
CONFOUND THAT BATMAN
OH HOW I HATE HIM
>>83710138
And how much did Batman pay you to do it...... Mr. Karlo?
How about we just rape Batman. That'll hurt the Joker more.
I mean Talia did it so it ain't that hard
Joke's on you, Jim! I'm raping Barbara!
>>83710138
>>83710497
>>83710138
>>83710497
Or did he?!?
>>83710698
Aw, shit. Nigga! You've disrupted the timeline!
>>83694330
>tumblr
>>83710138
I-Is this the end of our Joker rape threads? N-No it can't be. We ju-....Joker! You have to get back at him! Rape the Batman!
>>83710698
Wait, so Batman disguised as Superman got Superman, disguised as Batman, to rape the Joker?
But then who was the Joker?
>>83710909
Me
Now hand over the lasagna or you're ALL getting it
>>83710138
Well it was a fun ride while it lasted see you all of in therapy
>>83707622
idk I'm having a good laugh here.
>>83710995
Wait! Let me get this straight....So Superman had a chat with Batman...but it wasn't about raping the Joker. It was about switching places to rape the Joker and Lex Luthor. Lex Luthor planned to use a kryptonite penis to rape Superman, but since Superman was the one to rape Joker, I'm guessing it didn't work and and Batman raped Lex Luthor. In the end it turned out Joker was actually Garfield. So if Superman is Batman, Batman is Superman, and Joker is Garfield....Who the fuck was Lex Luthor?!?
>>83711546
ME!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>83695890
OK first of all, if you're comparing us to /tv/ than we are way better. For one, Bane meme was never funny.
Second, even if you weren't comparing us to /tv/, this meme would still be acceptable because it's objectively funny. Not just the joke in itself, but because of all the variations it has spawned. Bane is literally just the same joke over and over again with no variations.
>>83711646
Wait....So Batman /did/ rape you?!?
>>83711722
For you.
>>83711778
HAHAHA-- W-wait a minute!
>>83711883
Finally....the nightmare's over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX90p-yyaoM
>>83711992
Annnnd /thread
trigger worning.I knew Bruce loved lil dick but gaaaaaaaay.
>>83712082
>>83711992
WAIT! HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! NOT SO FAST!....So Batman was Superman, Superman was Batman, Joker was Garfield, and Lex Luthor was Joker....Who was Gordon?
>>83712120
He must have been Lex!
But then where's the real Gordon?!
>>83712120
>>83712201HARK
>>83712237
This is the most batshit retarded universe of Rape Gordon and I love it
>>83694330
You're such a killjoy, you could make Disneyland unfun
>>83712237
This was a great thread
>>83704913
In several states that's actually not rape. What a wacky country America is.
>>83712237
Holy shit....was this Gordon the whole time?....Did Batman save the wrong guy during Killing Joke?!? Gordon's still in that circus cage?!? Oh my God it all makes sense....Joker knew Batman would save Gordon, of course he would. That wasn't the plan. He swapped the real Gordon with a fake one that would try and get Batman to rape him. Joker just wanted to have Batman butt fuck him!
Are we just all going to overlook the fact that I screwed a cat?
>>83713089
Hey, as long as the pussy purred am I right?
>>83713089
>>83711883
Perfection
>>83710138
IT HAS HAPPENED
>>83713262
Sorta
>>83710698
...Wait....
>>83710995
I mean, yeah, it did.
>>83711883
But is it the end?!?
>>83712237
>>83694330
These are literally the best threads on /co/, pleb.
>>83712866
But then who feeds gorden when joker is away
>>83713299
Every thread is a new universe, so we never have to worry about it endingRapepoint when
>>83712866
Which means it wasn't rape
>>83714174
No ,it was. Joker wasn't prepared for the substitution.
>>83712830
What? Really?
>>83711992
>>83712695
>>83712866
The end? Nothing ends, Gordon. Nothing ever ends.
Time for another reboot.
If he had to, Batman would definitely rape the Joker. He only has a no kill policy.
>>83714174
But it dident click for joker what happened until after the fact so it still counts
You guys are overlooking the fact that it's simply not possible for Batman to rape the Joker since Joker would absolutely love being raped by Batman, which would make it not rape.
>>83710009
Okay, can someone link the first one of THOSE?
>>83715348
What if Batman raped the joker, and then unmasked to reveal he wasn't Batman at all?
>>83710624
Careful you will draw out faggots who think he raped her in the killing joke
>>83715405
Wouldent it make more sense for Batman to dress as somebody else then reveal his identity
>>83715348
What if the Joker was unconsious and couldn't consent?
>>83715378
I don't think so. No one really knew it would become a meme until it started getting thread after thread.
>>83715405
You mean like that time Batman disguised himself as Bruce Wayne pretending to be Batman?
>>83709228
>it's auctualy a decent story
>>83714490
She didn't penetrate him, so it doesn't count as rape.It's still sexual assault though.
Where's that nigger the Anti-Monitor when you need him?
>>83715431
Then he doesent know so It doesent work.
Maybe if you show him the tape after he wakes up
>>83715470
But there was penetration dident she sire a child from that
>>83715438
A combination of that and >>83710698 where Batman disguises as someone else who is disguised as Batman, and obviously can't be Batman.
>>83709228
You sure batman didnt replace the jizz with his?
Jerk off a full canster of batjizz?
What if every victory for the past year he wanked...just to prepare for something like this.
>>83715616
But then why did the offspring end up with superpowers
Wait I forget did they end up with superpowers
>>83715438
When the hell did this happen?
THIS IS ALL TOO CONFUSING
TIME TO REBOOT THE DC RAPE UNIVERSE
>>83715546
The point that anon is makin is that she was penetrated she did not penetrate him. Though I'd like to know which states he claims have this as a law, I've never heard of such a thing.
>>83715750
Doctor Manhattan or Anti-Monitor?
>>83707622
Tell that to Handbanana
>>83715759
Anti-Monitor gets gang-raped by Doctor Manhattan, shattering and rebooting every facet of reality just like the Doc shatters every orifice of Anti-Monitor with his cosmic cock. This creates the DC Rape Universe.
>>83715759
Dr Manhattan >>83715095
>>83715757
There are some places that still define rape as unwanted penetration. Unwanted envelopment - a woman forcing herself on a man - is counted as sexual assault and not rape. It's an old fashioned definition that some places have been slow to recognise and change.
>>83715887
>>83715897
Kinky, but did the Anti-Rape Cannon's destruction unsexy the Flash to death?
>>83715750
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
HEROES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO RAPE! THINGS WERE BETTER ON MY EARTH!
>>83715957
THAT'S RIGHT BOY, PUNCH A HOLE IN REALITY TO SLAM YOUR SUPERCOCK INTO!
RAPE REALITY!
DAMNIT! BATMAN FINALLY DID IT BUT THEN SUPERBOY-PRIME PUNCHED REALITY AND NOW THE JOKER HAS BEEN UNRAPED!
AND DOCTOR MANHATTAN DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO CREATE TWO NEW JOKERS!
BATMAN! YOU MUST RAPE THE JOKER AGAIN! ALL OF THEM! THE FATE OF THE MULTIVERSE DEPENDS ON IT!
Quickly Batman, you're running out of time.
Batman may have raped Killing Joke Joker, but he still needs to rape Golden Age Joker and nu52 Joker. The final step is for Batman to NTR Harley with a 3 Joker foursome rapestravaganza
>>83716193
That was DCAU Joker wh- Oh right, Hamill is doing the Killing Joke.
>>83715536
But then the Joker would be super pissed that he wasn't awake to experience being loved tenderly by Batman and would probably try to rape Bats himself.
>>83715470
I thought unwanted sex was rape regardless of who's being penetrated.
>>83715420
That's exactly what he did.
>>83710698
>>83712695
UPDATED
Don't fear the Batrape Adventure continues.
>>83716342
Your right its perfect
>>83715470
Penetration has nothing to do with whether it's rape or not. Rape is unwanted sexual intercourse.
>>83717779
That's the logical definition, yes. But not always the legal one.
Is raping his entire rogues gallery the only plausible course of action for batman?
>>83717987
>Rapejustice.
>>83718002
Rapejustice: Cocks Among Ass
>>83718124
After that day, Batman snapped. He started raping everyone at Gotham. Used his varied intellect to take control of the world, all who disobey him are locked into his sex dungeon. Gordon is his right hand man.
>>83718235
You mean Owlman/Crazy Steve?
>>83718235
Damn, son.
That's some mighty fine rapin' you got here.
So how about you cut me in on some of the action, huh?
>>83692318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2KkftT28ck&index=5&list=PLGE5YRHR4eQJCGgauJf28b9SS_hgV5z1f
thread theme
Guys, let it go, the meme's dead. The Joker has been raped....On this Earth. Doesn't mean we cant't go to the others.
>>83718668
QUICK, THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME, (hem hem hem), rape the Joker's all of the.
>>83718742
*them
meme magic can transcend time, you fools!
http://kyohi-no-mekura.deviantart.com/art/lolollol-joker-rape-time-109849792
![1397127042133[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SLa0V0H.jpg "1397127042133[2].jpg")
>starts out as a simple question on why batman doesnt kill the Joker
>someone suggest he should rape him
>afer that Comissioner Gordon goes mad with obsescion, asking supes to convince batman, use dark magic, turn into a catwoman or turn into Apocalypse to threaten batman into raping
>we have now gotten to a point where Lex luthor got involved. the Avengers crossing dimensions to warn him about the multiversial rammifications of the raping, Zoom speedforcing his way to raping. space ghost broadcasting the raping from his show only for Batman to create the most contrived plan and actually raping him
>then superboy punches reality into a reboot and Dr Manhattan creates 2 extra Jokers to boot
jesus christ has Morisson been contributing to these threads
>>83718668
On Earth-3, would Jokester have to rape Owlman? On Red Son Earth, would Batman have to rape Superman? On Earth-4 (Charleston), who would do the raping? Blue Beetle?
>>83716065
>underrated postu
>>83694330
>Triggered by rape jokes
Hello tumblr!
>>83711722
HOTHEAD
Bane is /co/ related
>>83718565
>heard it in piccolo's voice
>>83715757
>>83716362
>>83717779
The chucklefucks at the CDC define rape as "non-consensual penetration".
What did the chair want me do with three Jokers? Could I just rape one Joker three times?
What did the chair want me to do with three Jokers? Could I just rape one Joker three times?
>>83719741
Yes, but if that's the case...Who was Morrison?!?
>>83721535
That's legit fucked up.
>>83721722
No, you have to rape all three. One down, two to go. Get Superman to dress like you again.
>>83721887
I know.
>>83721860
Morrison was Dr Manhattan: both bold and into meta things
I fucking love these threads
If there's a connection between Cadmus and Luthor I'll find it here...
Or something better?Commissioner Gordon's personal file?
>>83723381
Oh... No... No!
>>83716065
And thus the cycle continues...
A meme that can never end.
Luthor! I'm here to rape you before Superman can!
>>83692318
i need more
>>83711722
Bane is the most versatile meme in existence. This is just about rape.
>>83711883
Incredible
>We did it
>We got yu to rape Joker
![Back When They Were RV and Donny - Early Squid Sketches.m4v_snapshot_09.16_[2016.01.25_16.39.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wOGGhdo.jpg "Back When They Were RV and Donny - Early Squid Sketches.m4v_snapshot_09.16_[2016.01.25_16.39.24].jpg")
>>83695834
>>83726524
Yeah, but then the universe got rebooted again and he was unraped. You're gonna have to try again, I'm sure the Council of Gordons will help you.
>>83711546
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
>>83726756
BRUCE, BRUCE DO YOU REMEMBER ME!?
BRUCE YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THE RAPE FORCE, YOU DID IT, REMEMBER BRUCE, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER
>>83695182
Because you can't see shit?
>>83694330
How does it feel not being able to take a joke? Not every thread has to be complaints about shitty comics, cartoons, and capefilms.
>>83727534
I remember Dr. Light, they made me rape the Joker, but now no one will ever be raped again
