Would /co/ read a comic about a couple who turn to heroism to get in to shape?
>>83654465
Might be cute.
>>83654465
Putting yourself into life or death situations to get in shape sounds like a good way to get yourself killed and innocent people hurt.
Maybe to stay in shape but not to.
I really dig how silver age Hawkman and Hawkgirl were a crime fighting couple so I will enjoy OP's idea too.
>>83654465
Not if it was written by you.
>>83654488
This is true, but I've seen worse excuses for superhero antics
>get body into great shape
>ruin hair by dying it stripper platinum-white
why though
>>83655348
>bitching about the hair
>not the fuck awful tattoos everywhere
get your shit together, anon
>>83655677
>>83655348
What's even worse is how well the guy looks.
>implying she's not turning in to his arch-nemesis
>>83654465
That look they give each other in the bottom pic.
>>Now we can finally fuck.
>>83656679
This guy gets it.
>>83654465
We can call it, "Workout Warriors"
>Claire Crowther is from Wrexham in the United Kingdom. She is a young mother and a very popular midwife. As a comfort to the stressful job, she consoles herself with ready meals and ice cream. Until she can’t button her work clothes anymore. “I couldn’t bear to look at myself in the mirror anymore. I deleted every photo of myself right away so that I didn’t have to look at myself,” tells the 5-foot-3-tall Brit.
>But she possesses the necessary self-determination to change things. Together with Stephen, she joins a weight-loss club in at the gym. After 10 months, Claire has lost more than 50 pounds (25 kilograms), a year later as much as 90 pounds (40 kilo). Her friends don’t recognize her!
Wait for the punchline,,,
>>83657024
>On a beautiful day in October it is time: the couple marries and Claire looks just like she had always dreamed. The 31-year-old can hardly get enough of her own reflection now. “I feel unbelievable! My health had improved drastically. I have the self-confidence to live my life to the fullest.” What a transformation!
>Claire looks just like she had always dreamed
>looks just like she had always dreamed
>like she had always dreamed
>that hair
>the tattoos
>always dreamed
>>83657042
Lose as much shit as you want you can't get the trash out of trailer trash. Hell her fatass self had dreadlocks. She never had a chance
>>83657024
>>83657042
>>83654465
>5'3
>her husband can't be more than 3-4 inches taller than her
What is this Hobbit shit?
>>83654465
She should dump him now that she is hot
>>83654465
If it was funny sure. Like actually funny. Not a corny preachy you can get in shape too comic with the occasional joke thrown in
>>83654465
>top pic - normal, friendly looking people
>bottom pic - douchebags
>>83657140
Do you think she can do better? Might I remind you that they're both English. We are not, as a rule, a terribly pretty people.
>>83657042
>Nyrrrrr why doesn't this woman conform to my standards of beauty reeeeeeee
Not a fan of the tattoos.
But they both look WAY better than before. And seem happier too. Good for them.
>>83657042
Eh, she looks hot to me
>>83657042
>>83657024
>Stephen, you are British man now.
>You must choose bride.
>Will you pick beautiful, feminine and traditional brown woman
>Or disgusting white tramp.
>>83654465
she was hotter before
>>83657179
As far as guys go, yeah. At least get someone who can buy her the nicer things she deserves
>>83657024
>lose massive breasts to excercise
>get ugly stripper implants
RIP tits.
>>83657163
>Those people are in great shape and in a great relationship
>Douchebags
No Anon. You are the douchebag.
So which is better, when she was fat or after?
>>83657296
The unseen middle point.
>>83657271
>liking obesetits.
Please don't be a fat chaser, all you do it make the fat acceptance movement stronger
>>83657348
I'm not, but looking at that makes me think there has had to have been a decent middle ground before she went full steroids.
>>83657187
nah fuck you she looks worse.
>>83657378
>has had to have been
PS: I'm pretty sure this is grammatically correct. Your language is dumb.
>>83654465
His face looks the same, but she's unrecognizable.
>>83657140
Other way around, he can definitely do better.
>>83654465
yes because it would shut up all the feminist landwhales that constantly bitch about super ripped bodies being unrealistic
>>83654465
I think you have to have them have super powers otherwise its just fat jokes about people in spandex thinking they're superheroes.
Don't get me wrong that sounds like it would do really well here as a tumblr parody but having them actually be pretty adept and just turning to like street crime to lose weight is kinda funny.
Like if superman go fat so he had to turn to street-level stuff in order to get back in shape. Like he can only leap medium-talls building with a single leap and can run as fast as a bicycle.
>>83657534
>a fat couple get super powers after being too fat to outrun a McGuffin
>>83657486
not with that hideous nose
>>83657549
I'd read the fuck out of it to be honest lol
>>83654465
It doesn't sound as awful as her tattoos look.
>>83654465
No fucking way are those two women the same person
>>83657763
they are
>>83654465
She could have, you know, just gotten in shape instead of getting tattoos, fake as fuck hair and caking herself in makeup.
She looks like a different person.
Anyway, I'm being a fag, this kind of shit just annoys me.
>>83657024
>>Claire Crowther is from Wrexham in the United Kingdom. She is a young mother
Of course she would be all those things.
>>83657042
Hahaha, she looks like a trashier version of Crabman's wife.
Still good on her for losing the weight.
>>83654488
It is somehow a worse excuse than the thrill seekers who are just bored and like adrenaline pumping.
>>83657845
Yeah when other people do shit to themselves that I don't personally find attractive it annoys me too. But I guess that's also because I'm a huge fag like you.
>>83657845
arseravaged catholic detected
>>83658164
Swing and a miss, never received any religious education.
>>83657024
hotter in the before 2bh
>>83657378
The sacrifice of being a rail thin weight-lifter is losing your tits.
>>83657042
>>83654465
Would bang her husband.
>>83657823
She's definitely had some surgery then.
>>83658459
He's cute before and after.
>>83658487
If someone loses weight at a steady pace, do they avoid the loose, excess skin thing?
>>83654465
doesn't sound that bad.
>all this hate for the fit people
