I DEFEATED YOU ONCE AND I SHALL DO IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>you will never beat islamic state and al qaeda with a wooden gun
No Magneto! I let you win before in order to learn your plan to trap you.
But now the victory belongs to the fantastic four!
FOOL! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN MY INVINCIBLE MAGNETIC POWER?!!!!
NO MERE WEAPON CAN STOP MEEEE
WITH BUT A GESTURE I CAN DESTROY IT
OR TURN IT AGAINST YOUUUUUU
BEHOLD I'LL MAKE IT LEAP FROM YOUR HAND AND MAKE YOU ITS TARGET
...
NOW
Not this time Magneto! This time I'm fighting for real!
IMPOSSIBLE! IT CANNOT BE!
NOTHING CAN DEFY MY MAGNETIC POWERRRRRRR
The Fantastic Four can! You're finished Magneto. Surrender. You have no other choice.
WHY? WHY WILL THE GUN NOT OBEY ME?
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
MY POWER IS GONE! I'M... HELPLESS!
MAGNETISM! IT WAS MY GREATEST WEAPON AND WITHOUT IT I AM ... LOST!
It's over Magneto! You haven't a chance!
I SURRENDER I GIVE UP
ANYTHING! ANYTHING!
WITHOUT MY POWER I CANNOT FIGHT
Then the battle has ended.
I'VE NEVER FELT POWER LIKE THIS BEFORE
The signal! Orders from the Fantastic Four! Close in! Take Magneto prisoner!
Here come the Police. You won't be lonely much longer.
Ok Richards! We'll take care of him now!
FIRST TELL ME! HOW DID YOU DO IT? HOW DID YOU TAKE AWAY MY POWERRRRR?
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
I didn't Magneto. I merely tricked you.
YOU LIE. I COULDN'T CONTROL YOUR GUN! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY MAGNETISM!
You're wrong. I just guessed you overlooked one simple thing. Your magnetic power only works on metal like all magnets. But my gun isn't real. I made it out of wood. Specially to fool you.
WHAAAAAAT? A WOODEN GUN?!
That's why your power didn't work and that's why you're a prisoner of the police now. Take him away, men.
A WOODEN GUN! HE TRICKED ME! WITH A WOODEN GUN...
>>83654323
Hey, that's MY line!
Make him away, ten!
>>83654403
Whatever you say, Chief.
(Group laughter)
>>83654346
... shouldn't he have just been able to manipulate the cuffs off and use them as a weapon?
>>83654467
The cuffs were wooden, too.
>>83654558
What about the police car? Or his helmet?
>>83654763
All wooden
>>83654785
Even the trees in the background?
>>83655000
No, the trees in the background are made of aluminium.
>>83654467
I figure that Magneto's pride was so wounded that he thinks that he deserves some jail time.
>>83653919
Holy shit the line delivery is fucking hilarious
This was a productive thread.
This entire thread was better than X-Men: Apocalypse and Fant4stic combined.
>There's a Marvel Universe where Magneto is this retarded and hammy
>>83660026
>Brian Blessed still doesn't have a gig voicing Marvel's Hercules
>>83660026
>implying thats not every marvel universe
he's just as retarded as that guy with the green cape and iron mask
>>83660026
yeah, it's called the Silver Age X-Men issues.
I god damn loved the voice acting in that clip. I wish every show was like that.
