Velma Green the Spider Queen
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Admit it, if you could find a vagina in there you'd bang her.
She gives me a raging erection every time.
Wasn't there already a thread about this?
>>83651750
If there was... then FUCK I MISSED IT!
>>83651750
Many. Spider ladies are attractive.
>>83651723
I'd fuck anything with a wet hole.
>>83651744
And saved, thank you for your services.
>>83651801
How about robot spider girls?
>>83652001
Utter beauty.
>>83652060
Absolutely.
On Reddit there's a certain (https://www.reddit.com/r/spidergirls) containing a lot of spider girl porn for some reason.
>>83651798
>>83651801
>>83633835
I think it sank because ofthe government
Spider women are great, but you really should have opened the thread up to all arthropods. Just think of all the flies, bees, scorpions, and millipedes you could be missing out on. That's not even mentioning the crabs and lobsters. Think of the lobsters!
But the legs, man... THE LEGS!
>>83652428
In all seriousness though, I agree. Legs.
>>83651723
Not her, only her dorky teenage version
THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG
>>83652008
>glasses
>hair up
>freckles
>sweater
>spider
fuck young velma does things to my dick
>>83651723
I admit it.
>>83654259
Fuck off, Billy
>ITT leg men
>>83651723
go to /tg/ and ask about driders anon.
I forget which realm they're from.
>>83657773
>I forget which realm they're from.
>>83657773
>Forget which realm they're from.
You cheeky cunt.
>>83654259
>Spider queen
>Bug
>this thread
Velma is in desperate need of more fan art.
>>83652398
What cartoons have attractive bees? Lobsters and crabs, I can see from Little Mermaid, but I don't remember ever seeing an attractive bee or fly or scorpion in any show I've seen or any threads on here.
>>83658396
Vinny, pls.
Q-bee from Darkstalkers is my favorite.
>>83651723
>implying I that a lack of vagina would stop me from doing it anyway.
>>83651744
I forgot this was a thing that happened.
>>83658266
Indeed
>>83658729
THIC! FUCKING THHIIIIIIICCC!!!
>>83652008
>braces
MY DICK
>tfw getting too old to date a girl with braces
Looks like a b8tch
>>83658729
Is it..worrying I prefer the spider version?
>>83651955
>>83658700
That's not mating, dumbasses.
The joke is they are both poisonous and kissed. Spiders mate via the male using his pedipalps, the things on the side of his face, to press sperm in a web into the female. It looks like he's giving tummy kisses.
>>83651723
I wish I could turn into a tentacle monster and have kinky mobster sex with her. I'm not kidding.
>>83660371
Mobster sex?
>>83651723
She's the reason I have a drider fetish
>>83660482
Sorry I meant:
> monster
Alright, how do you think the spider vag should be? Human between the "pedipalps" at her waist, or an epigynum on her underbelly?
Should spidertaur/drider males have a dick, or just be really good at oral?
>>83661184
muffet a shit
>>83660482
>Now visualizing a giant spider girl, dressed as a 1920's flapper, trying to figure out how to Charleston with 8 legs.
>>83661310
I like her song, her creator, and that image.
Seriously, the song is 10/10.
>>83661399
Her over popularity is all I dislike about her. Its a bit much.
>>83660301
You're assuming that the writers and animators of the show bothered to look up actual spider mating, instead of just using what they thought it would look like.
>>83661344
That's adorable
Is this a Spider Girls thread?
>>83651972
My dick can't fit in that.I tried it once.
It wasn't pretty.My friends still make fun of me for that.
>>83663034
Yes. Yes it is.
>>83657875
>>83657830
I don't get it.
>>83663097
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
SUPREME BUMP
il be making some gifs of her now
>>83654259
Would you like to know more?
>>83651723
spiders have their vagina in their throat
>>83661399subtitle pen will have functional kingdoms soon
>>83651723
Spider girls in general give me an erection, so yes.
>>83651744
How did they get away with this? SJW don't even like implied scenarios.
>>83669887
it was a different time, anon. The SJW pussification of America didn't start until around 2014.
>>83669887
It was a time before SJW was mainstream like it is today
>>83666228
Why is her butt so big?
>>83660301
>writers and animators have no idea what lewd looks like
>writers and animators don't use pretense to get shit by the censors
>>83651744
>Only the teacher reacts to it
Real subtle.
>>83672442
You don't notice all the kids reacting? It's only Billy and the elves that don't react.
>>83654259
But Spiders are Arachnids. They eat bugs.
...Ok, I want to see a Starship Troopers commander shipped with a spider girl.
>>83651744
>>83658700
>>83669887
>>83669955
>>83669961
WHat? Heterosexuality between insects?
>>83652008
>>83659853
Poor Grim, despite being Death, he gets cucked a lot.
