Post your NOTP. The ship you hate more than any other.
>>83650094
You already did it for me.
Storm/BP
I think we can end the thread now
>>83650094
Dick and Barbara
Kyle/Carol
Jasper/Lapis
I mean that shit is rape, jesus christ.
>>83651220
I like a lot of ships that are outright abusive and involve rape because of fetish reasons.
Forced one-sided relationships can be fun in fiction.
X-23/Angel
>>83650712
>>83650094
but wonderwomans super vagina is the only cunt strong enough to take supes cock of steel.
>>83650726
>>83650094
My job is done
>>83653885
Starfire
>>83653799
>>83653799
I was going to go with OP's, but this is worse
>>83653799
You won.
>>83650729
Babs belongs with nobody cause nobody can ever be good enough for her
>>83650094
BB/Raven
Raven/Beastboy is by far and away the worst fucking ship
>>83650094
Cap and bucky
Or any gay ship with cap
>>83655138
>implying Babs isn't a slut
>implying Babs doesn't want every Robin in her
>>83655165
I want to believe
Let me stay in my ignorance
>>83650094
WW/Superman
Batman/anyone
Storm/BP
Storm/Wolverine
I think only these trigger me.
>>83655192
>not shipping batman and alfred
>>83655138
That is what Barbara now believes, probably
Wolverine/Jean
stale forbidden fruit tripe
>>83655197
>not shipping superman and batman
>>83650094
>>83650712
>>83653892
>>83655192
Why the hate for Clark/Diana?
And don't use the words "boring", "chemistry", or "marysue".
>>83655206
Fuck the new Babs doe
>>83655241
Absolutely disgusting
>>83655243
Because superman belongs with Lois always
>>83655243
felt like a cheap plot device. there was barely any build up before they started fucking. not to mention completely fucking over Lois. i prefer Clark and Lois way more.
>>83655197
I ship him with Justice, tbqhwyf.
>>83655243
Personally, it feels like cookie cutter Pokemon breeding.
>Superhero A is strong
>Superheroine B is strong
>they must be pair
>>83655265
the ship or the picture?
>>83655287
The ship m8 gay ships are gross
>>83655265
Why do you keep namefagging?
>>83655303
this
>>83655304
Cause I'm a piece of shit
>>83650094
Gay ships involving characters not gay
>>83655303
What are you, a faggot? who doesn't like gay ships? do you like lesbo ships?
>>83655243
Every single scene I've seen where they're together in romantic situations like on a date or kissing or having a tender moment, etc...don't actually feel romantic, they feel artificially engineered like a child mushing two action figures' lips together.
>>83655303
Holy shit what a massive faggot.
This thread is for gay now.
Best gay incoming
>>83655332
Yeah I do like lesbian ships causeI'm lesbian
>>83655332
Anon, you can't ship that! They're father and son!
>>83655265
>Because superman belongs with Lois always
People who say this simply aren't aware that for 50 years, Lois hated Clark's guts and only had a schoolgirl crush on Superman. She would continually find ways to lie and manipulate Superman into marrying her. One time she even molested baby Supes because she finally had an opportunity to steal some kisses from him.
All you've seen is the Lois and Clark TV show and suddenly that makes them perfect for each other. It's dumb. You're dumb.
>>83655384
Degenerate
>>83655243
But it is boring. And the nu52 didn't do the raltionship any favors. Diana was stupid as fuck and basically kept asking Clark 'you still love me right' and Clark was either mad or didn't trust her when the writer weren't tell ant not showing how much they luv each other.
It was always supes bill I and Diana's villians got one issue or were beaten off panel.
It wasnt appealing. Clark had a life but Diana all she did was talk about how great Supes was when he wasn't around.
It's very uninspiring. Nobody wants it so I don't know why they pushed it. So glad it ended and will never happen again.plus based rucka is gonna give us the superior WW pairing
>>83655398
It's best to ignore the opinions of secondaries and Post-crisis fags.
>>83655393
You can ship Dick with anyone or anything. Father figures are barely even crossing the line..
>>83655415
Jesus, fucking cold messing me up
>>83655384
hold on, gay people aren't actually allowed in /co/ gay threads. this is a christian image board. get out of here you freak of nature.
Batman/WW
No amount of 90s nostalgia is gonna make me not hate it.
>>83655427
Post more of it then
>>83655451
Rude
>>83655430
Nah it's just your shitty opinions, tripfag.
>>83655384
I haven't been this genuinely mad at someone on /co/ in a long time. You are such a whiny fucking faggot.
>>83655482
>likes WW/Supes
>thinks he can call out anyone for shit taste
>>83655398
What, do you honestly think that Superman should be a trickster god continuously messing with his friends and family as well?
>>83655451
That's NOT even a plausible picture.Bruce would never smile.
>>83655243
Because the only reason they paired them together is because they share superficial similarities or because people think Wonder Woman's the only woman powerful enough to take his dick.
It's not about chemistry or story-telling, is horse breeding mentality: pairing two character because they share the same powers or look.
The there's the chemistry thing. Superman/Wonder Woman make both characters look bad. Both Superman and Wonder Woman need someone human and down-to-earth that can ground them and serve as bridge between to humanity. Superman need Lois remind himself that he's ultimately human and Wonder Woman need Steve to show her that male mortals can overcome and rise past their differences and be good. When you pair Superman with Wonder Woman you just have two god-like being completely detached from humanity that end up viewing themselves as above or beyond humans. It's a romance build on similarities, they only serve to alienate and isolate them from others.
That's why in most Elseworlds type of stories you've Wonder Woman whispering on Superman's ears for him to take over the world and transform it into a little utopia with all common sense being drown.
>>83655398
Superman was created for him to remain with Lois Laine. That was it. Those silver age stories where just writers playing a game of dancing chairs. In them Superman was also an asshole that constantly tested and tormented his friends for no good reason, that when he didn't transformed himself into a weird creature or another for whatever reason to spread some chaos.
For example you could say that Batman should remain with Julie Madison, because that's the girl Batman was engaged when he first showed up, but Julie fucked off very early and Batman remained alone with Robin fighting crime. So the only proper scenario is for Batman to die alone, empty and sad. That's the perfect ending for him. Batman in a threesome with Lady Justice and Lady Misery.
>>83650094
(Golden) Glider/Mirror Master.
>>83650094
I've come to accept it now since he isn't the real Superman
>>83650094
Waiting for the day they'll really bring an interesting love interest, so everyone can forget that cunt.
>>83655241
>>83655287
>>83655332
>>83655451
>batman/superman
>batman/dick
>not batman/joker
absolutely shit taste. awful. 0/10.
>>83655426
>Post-Crisis fags
It's been goddamn 30 years. That's not enough to escape casual status?
>>83650094
I fucking hate Bruce Timm. What possible reason could Diana have for falling for a useless piece of shit who couldn't give two fucks about her. At least Superman cares.
>>83650094
>>83655415
The superior WW pairing? WW and her hand? Steve Diana? Wonderbats?
>>83658440
Yeah, because the last few times they tried to go with "let's make a girlfriend to replace MJ" gave us such stellar results.
Only half-decent female character they add and she has a ladyboner for Doc Ock.
>>83653799
/thread
>>83659291
Yeah, Wonderbats is current rumor. Or some other Batcharacter.
>>83659188
I understand he needed To keep a secret identity. But damn I hate Clark
>>83658605
Nah, I liked that dynamic. It's not like it ever went anywhere.
>>83659339
>some other Batcharacter
Ummm... I've got nothing.
>>83659363
Well, either Wonderbats will happen orJason Todd is really Diana's twin as anons say!
>>83659449
But WonderBat is garbage
>>83651012
Yes this is shit, but actually mine is Hal/Carol
I fucking hate Hal
>>83659534
Of course it is. But Rucka DID SOMETHING TO BATOFFICE, HYPE.
>>83659537
We know, Desh.
>>83658605
I fucking love Bruce Timm. He make amazon innocent princess fall in love with mere mortal and brave soldier. Dark knight with endless crusade against crime and injistice and beatiful strong princess warrior. Their chemistry in show and in jla comic were awesome. Hope DCEU will be next
>>83659556
Desh?
>>83659537
I dunno man, Hal/Carol is great. It's just beautiful to see how Carol always tryng to get ot Hal while he fucked up everything.
>>83659556
BATMAN-WW FUCKING YES.
Actually, no. They just can't give Wondie to Bruce because new52 Wondie were slept with his best firend who are dead now. It will be wrong on so many levels. (Looking at you, Tim Drake)
>>83659570
>>83658605
About a billion times better than him and Batgirl.
Diana/Steve is the only worthy Wondyship.
>>83653799
Can't top this
>>83659556
But BatWW sucks
I mean why would you take one of the most honest and straightforward heroines and have her in a relationship with a guy who does nothing but lie and hide.
Fuck opposites attract shit.
>>83659680
Another shitty fanfic tier ship pushed by BTAS. Timm is a cunt. The only batship that's good is BatxCat.
>>83659643
>(Looking at you, Tim Drake)
Connor died and Tim banged Wonder Girl?
>>83659680
Bruce and Croc's rock is better than Bruce/Babs.
![tumblr_nplgedVZWD1s2e6noo1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dpsmZ4h.gif "tumblr_nplgedVZWD1s2e6noo1_500[1].gif")
>>83655452
What's wrong with WonderBat?
>inb4 tumblr
>>83659732
Bruce x Bitterness is the only good batship
>Worst ship
Zatana and constantine stick to them fucking once and zatanna regretting it.
>Most potentially disasterous ship.
Harley/ivy because ts easy to forget about joker if you go that route but it could be done well if you keep joker in mind while doing it.
>Worst shippers
Fluttercord shippers because they constantly insist there ship has evidence when it clearly doesn't.
>Worst ship that auctualy happened
Superman wonder women it's an acceptable relationship but the new 52 writers did a terrible job of it.
>>83659870
*Because it's easy
>>83659739
Yep, in pre-new52 universe. Tim banged Cass on a floor flooded by ashes of Connor's abortive clone
>>83659765
There is nothing wrong with it. It's amazing. They had good chemistry in JLA, DCAU and some good moments during amazon's attack etc. BN also showed who Diana love most. New52 ruined it all
>>83659765
incompatibility
trinity shipping
tsundere shit
batwank
>>83659701
That art style is really cool. Where is it from? Reverse image search came up empty.
>>83659363
Alfred
>>83659937
The Brave and the Bold animated series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyKXBxK82LE
>>83658568
This. Absolutely.
>>83659556
Well that pretty much confirms it's wonder women none of Wondy's supporting cast show up enough to cause much conflict but batbooks have a decent amount of character crossover so it could be pretty much any bat .
>>83658440
They're still married y'know (newspaper strip), the marriage turned 29 yesterday
>>83659537
I like Hal and Carol because they actually have a compelling relationship and they both have stuff to work towards and they complement each other well
I fucking hate Kyle and Carol because it's such shitty writing for Carol and I hate that they basically have to write her as a totally different character to make it work
Also I hate Kyle and comparing to Hal and making Hal seem worse just makes me hate him more
>>83660012
If wondy was bisexual i could maybe see catwomen causing some problems though
>>83659974
Thank you!
>>83660028
Wait Spiderman still has a newspaper strip
>>83660028
Or it doesn't actually have anything to do with Bat characters and he only mentioned the Bat office because Doyle edits WW
>>83659722
Are you describing WW/SM or WW/BM?
>>83655500
R u ok
>>83659870
>Superman wonder women it's an acceptable relationship
No, it isn't. Two god-like creatures that are brought together for their feeling of isolation and that learn nothing together other than they have nothing in common with the feeble mortals.
It is a terrible relationship for both. You end up with Tyrant Superman and Scheming Wonder Woman.
>>83655398
I'm 90% dure they're referring to their post crisis relationship. No sixties crazily lois and dick superman
>>83660061
Yep. Google comic kingdom and you'll find it
Stan and his brother Larry (who really writes the strip) decided to keep them married and even retconned OMD as a dream.
>>83659646
>b-but supurman an wondur woman r bof strong :((((
>>83660034
Hal and Carol is bad, but Kyle and Carol is worse.
Carol had her life ruined because of Hal, with aliens constantly targeting and using her to get at Hal. Meanwhile despite how many chances she gives him Hal constantly fuck up.
Carol should just fuck off and lead a normal life away from all that bullshit.
>>83660067
It's possible but I doubt it
>>83660002
God, I almost forgot how awful Future's end was
>>83660171
She did though, was'nt she married and settled down when Hal became the Spectre? She gave all that up to try and be with him again
>>83650945
>>83660222
>She gave all that up to try and be with him again
Her husband ended up being the Predator and later she was target by the Zamarons again.
>>83660171
Fucking up is a well-established cornerstone of Hal's existence, though. You have only yourself to blame if you're surprised.
>>83660171
>Carol should just fuck off and lead a normal life away from all that bullshit.
She tried that multiple times but nobody is willing to write her consistently from writer to writer so it never sticks
>>83651220
Yeah I don't know why people love Lapis so much when she is a proven rapist
>>83660200
>Lois revealing Billy is Superman
>teehee, people need to know!
>>83659292
Because there wasn't focus in actually build someone interesting enough, that's the problem.
Carly was a piece of shit that no one cared to write until Big Time, and pretty disliked in general (aside that everytime she and MJ interacted, MJ was all "oh, you're so perfect to Pete, he's an idiot fucker for not notice").
No one gives a fuck to Pete's asian girlfriend because she vanish for a long time to someone care about her. Anna Maria is the only female character well developed by now, but more like Ock's love interest. And I'm waiting nothing from beings like Mockingbird and Sajani.
>>83659925
>incompatibility
kek, dude, I was incompatible with half of my girlfriends
that's a reason a marriage falls apart, not a reason people can't fall in love
>>83659966
I'd... be okay with that.
>>83660128
Well I'll agree with you from a story perspective they don't work but there not completely incompatible as characters
Any Kitty ship that isn't Colossus/Kitty
>>83650945
This triggered me
superman is hydra
>>83650094
This. Or Makorra. Or any ship involving Korra. She has no chemistry with anyone
She's best bro but once you try throwing her cooch at one of her retard friends, she's either boring or fucking unbearable.
>>83660171
Still better than this
>>83660407
She's legal on her planet!
>>83660407
I liked the cowgirl that simple disappeared. She and Hal seemed to get along and know how to have fun.
>>83660320
But Colossus is easily her worst ship, not to mention disgusting.
>>83660426
Wasent that just a shitty retcon
Maybe rebirth will fix it back to the way it was
>>83660438
Pete Wisdom is more disgusting, desu.
>>83660407
Hal needs an alien superhero that understand his role and time-table.
>>83650094
>>83660438
She was into Colossus since she showed up.
>>83660462
Indeed.
>>83660477
And?
Bateman and the Joker as anything other than a one sided relationship.
>>83660393
Korrasami and Makorra here aswell, though Korrasami takes the prize.
I feel like Borra could have worked if they had just replaced Mako with Bolin in book 1.
Any gay ship involving two characters that aren't gay.
>>83660438
How the fuck is it disgusting?
Shittiest fucking ship.
>>83650729
Your opinion is shit and you are shit.
>>83660138
>retconned OMD
This pleases me to no end
>>83660632
Apply Alt + F4, my man
>>83650094
Basically if you use the word ship, I hate your ship.
It could be one I entirely enjoy otherwise, and still will. I like Wonder Woman and Batman, and Cassandra Cain and Batman.
But if you ship Cassandra Cain and Batman? You're shit.
>>83660610
>a 20 years old perverting a 13 years old
>not disgusting
>>83660706
The whole point was that he turned her down and only got together with her when she was legal and still professed to loving him.
>>83660703
>I like Wonder Woman and Batman, and Cassandra Cain and Batman.
You daughterfucker.
>>83660706
Wasn't Colossus 17?
>>83660002
Seeing Batman and Joker old and useless always depresses me.
>>83660706IGOHARDINTHEMOTHERFUCKINPAINTNIGGALEAVEYOUSTANKINNIGGAWHATTHEFUCKYOUTHANKINNIGGA
>>83660736
he just turned her down that one time with the Brood. They still dated and kissed and who knows what else.
>>83660761
No
>>83656055
>Batman remained alone with Robin fighting crime. So the only proper scenario is for Batman to die alone, empty and sad
Sounds more like he should be with Dick then
>>83660603
Borra could so totally have worked before they turned him into a fucking retard and her into a wishy-washy, flaky bitch.
>>83659701
finally someone who knows what they're talking about
>>83660679
It's literally the worst ship in comics.
Delete system 32, bro.
>>83654747
Power Girl
NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT HE'S TRIED TO KILL HER AND HER FRIENDS/TEAMMATES IN THE PAST
If SpOck did anything right, it was ditching this stupid bimbo.
>>83660393
They shouldve kept MakoAsami and Bokorra.
>>83662137
And if Spock did anything wrong, it was punching the good right out of Black Cat. Fucking hell, I'm still mad
>>83662137
>hating PeterXMJ
Get stomach cancer.
>>83662059
Doesn't really matter. Rogue tried to kill the X-Men a bunch too.He and Rogue became heroes around the same time. The only difference is Magneto is more of a threat so he goes back to villainy more often.
Booster Gold/Blue Beetle
Storm/Thor
Is this a "triggered" thread?
Romanogers.
I can deal with BuckyNat and Clintasha but theres something I dont like about CapNat.
>>83662240
Fuck you
>>83662202
>Buh buh buh
>I love MJ
>Me too Peter
>oh noes, now I love you
>me so sad
>I love you again
>I knew you always did
Get a brain.
>>83658605
This.
Talk about a boring romance that always ends with Bruce not opening up to her.
I'm gonna say, I'M GONNA FUCKING SAY IT.It's the worse trinity ship
>>83662189
Yes exactly.
>>83655322
We all are
>>83655398
>character traits have to be the same
>>83662313
>It's the worse trinity ship
There is only one good Trinity ship anyway though, it doesn't matter which of BMWW or SMWW is fighting for last.
>>83662450
That's why Supes/Bats are tops.
>>83655243
Easy
>Strongest Man in the World
>Strongest Woman in the World
>Henceforth there perfect for each other and must be a couple
>>83658440
Quesada fuck off please.
>>83662514
I think the thing that kills me most is that I could see it being cute if they focused on princess vs normal dude upbringing stuff and shit but no, it's always the fucking costumed identities.
>>83659291
I ship her with the black guy
>>83650726
What was wrong with this one?
>>83662137
>>83658440
>>83662266
You already split them up Slott. What more do you want? You'll never change the will of the people.
>>83650094
Batman/Joker. Worst ship. Bite me, /co/.
>>83658568
Gordonposters need to leave
>>83662770
Shut up and rape him already, Batman.
>>83663093
>>83663105
POTTERY.
>>83662266
Slott, you're a fucking shit writer.
>>83662240
This is some rotted bait.
>>83662189
Madam I was actually my favorite ship because it paired off the two most boring characters to fuck off from the writing burden, and when they were actually together, they kind of collectively made one interesting character.
>>83650094
A couple years ago, you would have been mocked for even knowing that phase
>>83663311
>Masami
>>83659722
Are you talking about SM/WW because Clark kept things from Diana the entire truth arc til she force him to let her help
>>83663456
Batman does nothing but lie and hide stuff, anon.
That's half of Batman's character.
>>83659701
>>83661165
Steve Trevor's dick must have been blessed by the gods
>>83662313
Would you go so far as to say its the worst current member of the justice league ship.
>>83663555
>proof you don't read comics
>>83655243
>blacks belong with blacks
This ship felt like it was planned by goddamn Cartman.
>>83660200
I'm glad I skipped most of it.
>>83663555
Which is why he's perfect for Catwoman.
>>83658605
I thought it was Dwayne McDuffie's idea.
>>83660476
I came here to post this. Thank you for saving me from having to find a picture of it.
>>83658605
You're missing it, anon. He does care, he just has trust and commitment issues due to trauma. Diana is perfect because she's reliable and patient, but also knows better than to take bullshit. And then she can help him work through his issueswith femdom and pegging
>>83653799
Unbeatable
>>83658605
I actually loved this ship. The amazon princess falling for the pinnacle of mankind, not some alien fucker.
>>83660407
He should be cumming inside that alien puss every hour he is not fighting crime. Fuck, he should even do it then.
>>83668402
>batman
>pinnacle of mankind
That would be Steve Rogers. Batman is a traumatized kid who pumps iron and fights super crime as therapy for his childhood trauma. He is a mental patient.
>>83668462
*That would be SteveTrevor
>>83668402
>pinnacle of mankind
That is literally what Superman is. Batman's a mary sue whose only superpower is retarded plot device.
>>83668573
HE WAS NEVER EVEN A MAN
>>83668573
Superman is a goddamn Kryptonian, he was never a man. Now Lex Luthor, that chap's alright by me
>2016
>Lexposting
>>83668462
>>83668573
Why do casual act this way?
Hating Batman and spouting wrong opinions doesn't make you an expert in comics, you know.
>>83668462
>>83668535
Honestly, Hal would be the best suited for Diana
>Raven/Beast Boy
Mostly the cartoon version. Same with Raven/Robin, but at least that one has some basis in the show (shit basis, but basis nonetheless).
Superman/Wonder Woman isn't so much a "NO" but more a "really?". It's so uninspired: "MAN IS STRONG! WOMAN IS STRONG! THEY BE STRONG TOGETHER!". It's defining the characters by their powers rather than what makes them characters.
>pictured: the BEST ship
>>83669004
>Fission powered toaster
Jesus that just sounds stupid.
>>83650726
> implying that's not on the level of MJ/Peter and Lois/Clark
>>83662313
Nothing can be worse than SM/WW.
BM/WW is just pure tease with Batman being all tsundere and WW hitting on him until eventually giving up.
SM/WW always end with end of the world scenario for making both of them such worse people.
>>83660200
But Frankenstein.
Also the only serviceable depiction of grifter in New 52, not that I care a lot about grifterm
>>83660243
Even Squadron Supreme's GL analogue is defined by this trait.
>>83668885
>>83668638
Lex stop samefagging
Because it ruined all the hype forSteveTony
>>83671322
>MUH STONY
you have shit taste my man
>>83671400
Maybe, but you have to admit it was the most popular ship before
>MUH BUCKY
>>83671322
>>83671653
Tony is a little shit, while Stucky is pure, so I'm not really surprised.
>>83671835
tfwyou're right ;_;
>>83659732
>that page
Holy shit that's fucking cute and sweet.
wendip
harley/ivy
bubbline
kim/ron
korrasami
timmy and mordecai shippings
>One thread with so much bad taste and bullshit opinions
Ya'll need a containment thread or board or something.
>>83671322
>>83671653
>>83671835
I honestly can't stand any Steve pairings because he's so pureexcept when he's getting gangbanged by mobs of goons
>>83650945
What purpose does this serve?
>>83658440
Fuck off Quesadilla. Go draw some more self inserts so you can dream of fucking your daughter.
>>83662137
Go fuck yourself with a chainsaw, since that's the best you'll ever get.
Why so angry, Slott?
>>83662266
>get a brain
Obviously yours isn't available because you just have shit for brains.
>>83662137
>>83658440
>people getting this angry
MJ was okay I guess. Quesdildo ruined her beyond repair.
See you guys in 40 years when Mary Jane Waston-Stark is a thing.
>>83650094
Any interracial ship
I hate the contrast
>>83674210
are melanin goddesses too much for you
>>83659917
>BN also showed who Diana love most
>diana comes to her senses thanks to a kiss with bats... you know, while the bodies of diana's mother and sisters lay at her feet.
I for one can get into any wondy ship with the right writers, but that was awful, anon.
>>83650094
Peter with anyone other than MJ
>>83662196
And Marvel gave the second impact by doing character assassination.
Supes x Wondy >* > Batman x Wondy
>>83655471
>>83677807
Supes x Wondy turn them into dictators. How's that good in any way?
>>83677992
>STILL no fic of this
>>83677807
They are both shit.
Fuck off with your MUH SUPERMAN >>> MUH BATMAN
Keep the Trinity out of shipping
>>83655192
Bruce and Dick OTP
>>83650094
Supes/Wondy
Tim/Steph
Medusa/Johnny
Angel/Husk
Felicity/AnyoneNotABomb
Supes/Wondy yes
>>83662059 agreed, but I just think Magneto is too damn smart to be a good match for Rogue. I love her, but she's not the brightest bulb.
>>83655303
Someone is new to /co/ - Including my favorite gay pairing just for you.
>>83674593
I think it was because Bruce was dead before they sorted everything out so it was left unresolved while Diana feelings for her mother and Donna were never in question.
>>83659732
da fuck is the 2nd panel face?
>>83650094
peter/gwen
>>83650094
watch me swooce right in
