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Is it weird to anyone else that there have been NO news post updates, even when the Homestuck Youtube channel launched?
Is there actually going to be an epilogue for real?
>>83616153
There isn't going to be an epilogue.
It was all an elaborate ruse
>>83616153
Has Hussie committed suicide yet?
>>83616153
I highly doubt Hussie is concentrating on an epilogue right now. He's most likely taking a break. I would expect an epilogue on 10/25 or 4/13 next year, most likely the latter.
>>83616153
>epilogue
YEARS
how long do we have until hussie kills himself
Which homestuck character is the most likely to enjoy this piece of cinema?
>>83616153
Fuck no. It's all just a trick so Hussie can steal our freedom for years to come. We'll be sitting here waiting for the epilogue for years and years to come but it's never gonna happen.
>>83616408
dave
>>83616408
dave
he would sympathize with being gay and a nigger
>>83616408
>Who is Dave Strider?
>>83616408
Dave
>>83616408
Rose would probably get a giggle out of it
Because we haven't been infected with enough cancer yet:
Gimmie classpects for the Joestar line.
4
D A Y S
A
Y
S
L E F T
E
F
T
Who's ready for disappointment? Volume 10 better be amazing.
>>83616332
Christ, imagine if it does take that long for him to start working on it. How will it end up sounding, given how poorly the comic ended up after the last large pause. Perhaps we'll be lucky and he'll forget the characters so much that they end up being enjoyable again.
Reminder that Toby Fox got to meet his idol while Hussie languishes in obscurity
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/731088169412612096
>Jade "Cross on the test or in peace you'll rest" Harley
>Jade "Impregnation or decapitation" Harley
>Jade "Cradle or Grave" Harley
>Jade "Procreation or Disintegration" Harley
>Jade "Breed or Bleed" Harley
>Jade "Put a Bun in My Oven Or Your Cock Be Deglovin' " Harley
>Jade "Bun in the oven or a corpse in the ground" Harley
>Jade "Cum in or coffin" Harley
would you let Jade rape you for children? alternatively, who would you most like to see her to it to?
>>83616599
power-wise or personality-wise?
liveblogger are you here
what do you think of that strilonde 3some comic
>>83616629
>That shirt
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>>83616643
>would you let Jade rape you for children?
yes
But Jade deserves to have Dave after all she's been through
>>83616643
>would you let jade rape you
>let jade rape you
>let jade
>rape
aren't these mutually exclusive?
>>83616701
This
They at least deserve to catch up
Sexually
>>83616643
Your choice, though in some cases it might be pretty similar (Gio's a Life player straight on, I think Requiem fits under Life player bullshit but I'm not sure), while maybe in other cases it might be more ambiguous (Josuke2 is probably a Thief of something, maybe something to do with identity).
>>83616643
Jade wouldn't want to rape me since I'm not Aryan
>last thread had 800+posts
what'd i miss?
>>83616701
>have
So what, like a gift? Is someone gonna tie dave up and toss him on Jade's doorstep?
>>83616423
only answer
>>83616844
No, she'll take him for herself
>>83616844
Dave will come to her openly, and not by stealth. And he will bring Wraithguard, she has need of it.
>>83616813
It was the same as literally every other post-ending /hst/ thread
>>83616743
you know what i mean
I'm going to blame this one on my imperfict understanding of the english language
>>83616765
going by personalities and not powers
jonathan is a page of light
joeseph is a rogue of something, probably blood or mind
jotaro is EASY AS: knight of rage
josuke is a knight of hope
giorno is an heir of life
joylne is a something of rage, inclined to say thief
johnny is a page of rage
josuke is a witch (yes, actually) of heart. at the very least he's definitely of heart, due to identity issues.
spitballing here, feel free to take criticism with these because i came up with them in about 30 seconds each.
>>83616844
that'd be pretty hot.
jade deserves this.
>>83616861
she'll merge with dave?
Reminder that LE would have destroyed the Horrorterrors if not for the intervention of the kids, ending a war that raged since the dawn of time, that claimed billions of billions of lives and capped the potential of all sentient life.
All to save some dead people and a few alleged frogs he killed or ate or something.
>>83616996
i could try my hand at writing a fic but it would be pestered with typos and horrifically OOC
anyone interested?
>>83616961
Johnny as Rage? Really? What makes you say that?
>>83616996
she does
she deserves a willing dave planting kisses all over her body and making an honest woman out of her
she also deserves a yacht.
>>83617011
>intervention of the kids
I think you mean Vriska.
>>83616153
yes, Hussie can't stick to a plan and doesn't even know what Homestuck 2.0 is suppose to be
>>83616961
Giorno is no doubt a life player. Even by powers, he's a shoe in for life.
Jo2uke could be a mage of heart, and I agree with Johnny having rage.
>>83617051
that dark fireball thing inside of his eyeball
he's a page, of course, he's not gonna start off finding that rage. but once he discovers his killing intent hoo, hoo boy
>>83617054
GAY
>>83617039
i'll do it
>>83616961
here's mine
Jonathan = Heir of Light
Joseph = Thief of Breath (older Joseph = Seer of Space)
Jotaro = Knight of Time
Josuke = Rogue of Life
Giorno = Prince of Doom
Jolyne = Witch of Blood
Johnny = Page of Space
Josuke 2 = Mage of Heart
>tfw no dominant gf with first guardian powers
>>83617039
yes im very interested
>>83616153
It's not weird. No one cares after that terrible, terrible ending.
>>83616959
praise vvivvec
>>83617169
i'll come up with a 500-800 word little thingy in a couple of minutes.
meanwhile, if you haven't taken the Official /hst/ Classpect Survey (to further confirm that, yes, the majority of us are Mages of Void), they are here.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679
>>83617092
He means do you want to see it written, not will you write it
Every thread until you just give up.
>>83617318
Oh.
Then give me another davejade prompt. Preferably something that can be pesterlog format
https://twitter.com/ipgd/status/740667975657738240
>was meant to be posted at 6:12
soooooon
>>83617281
>Ever being a void player
How does it feel to be a homosexual?
>>83617354
>implying iggipiggy didn't get him to pose for this photo specifically to piss us off
Stop getting mad at stupid stuff.
>>83617281
AMAZING
also, already took it
mage of breath
you came up with the land of hawks and dunks yesterday
wonder why there's so many mages? we don't even know what mages do
>>83617195
Those are some Squirrel Girl-ass looking mouths.
I lost the last thread, I head there was dersecest
>>83617413
This.
Volume 10 this weekend boys, who hype here?
>>83617377
dave struggling to take care of 8 kids
>>83617470
Yes, your perversion and shit taste have infected these impressionable clods. They posted much.
I took that spreadsheet aspect test that an anon made a while ago, and the plan was to make a web page version of it to make it more accessible, and maybe even have a database on the server to record the results over time or whatever.
I could have just redone the questions on the page itself but instead I decided to overengineer it as usual. I've spent most of the day dissecting the .xlsx file format and reading out the data so that if the test is ever updated the web page wouldn't need to be redone.
I wonder, how many more days this will consume?
>>83616961
I'm not sure if Jotaro's a knight honestly. We very, very rarely get to see underneath Jotaro's exterior, and I'm not entirely inclined to believe that he's all that vulnerable underneath.
Same with Josuke. Knights just feel weird without the massive fronts protecting lingering insecurities.
Jonathan feels like an Heir of some sort, because while he has an arc of sorts to overcome, he never feels too underpowered, just way in over his head.
Giorno is spot on, and truth be told I haven't gotten to Part 6 yet, most of my knowledge on Johnny and Jot2ske is from hearsay.
>>83617377
Dave+Jade being fucking adorable together
>>83617495
Can't wait to feel immensely disappointed at the hands of Andrew Hussie yet again when Penumbra Phantasm is missing for some bullshit reason.
Somebody screenshot this, if I'm right I want to feel smug and if I'm wrong I want to feel so glad that past me was just being a cynical prick.
>>83617564
Where is that spreadsheet test anyways?
>>83617646
Penumbra Phantasm wasn't released because toby didn't think it was good enough, there's no reason to think it will be released.
>>83616629
I just realized Toby and Bowman are two different people.
What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>83617682
It was linked here like a week ago or something - I just had it saved from then.
>>83617377
Dave and Jade arguing over whether or not futa is gay.
>>83617701
A lot, apparently.
>>83617576
I feel like everything about Jonathan screams being a Hope player. Maybe an Heir of Hope?
>>83617701
They have separate fucking names, why would they not be separate people
>>83617687
Write another, there can never be enough adorable DaveJade
>>83617646
>>83617692
RJ already confirmed it won't be on the album you fuck, toby is a busy man who doesn't have time for it.
>>83617646
But... we already know Penumbra Phantasm isn't in it. Apparently radiation was too busy and couldn't be arsed.
>>83617692
I mean there were the fuckton of hints at various points, ie: Null Amplified which has literally no other reason to exist but to hype up the only song that has ever been actually teased in the history of Homestuck.
And it's not like he couldn't just attempt to build something new taking what he's learned from working on Undertale, slap on the ol' leitmotif, and call it Penumbra just to satisfy fan curiosity anyways.
>>83617778
It's a busy life being a millionaire and not making Hard Mode.
Hey, I have an idea for a fun activity. If you've got a media player that records how many times you've listened to a song, post your most listened to Homestuck songs. Then we can judge each other.
This is my top 70.
>>83617778
Which sucks, because it implies that Homestuck's most famous musician won't be able to put something up for the last album. I get that swimming in cash is tricky and all, but as cool as OTS was it's not much of a closing song.
>>83617392
>Equius
Straight
>Horuss
Bi
>Roxy
Straight
We're 2/3ths straight nigga, significantly more than most of the cast
>>83617821
let's be fair, he's not making his kickstarter goals either
>>83617764
Yeah okay but be more specific.
>>83617885
Or probably any sort of followup on Undertale really.
>>83617873
>Equius
>Enjoys looking at penises
>Horuss
>faggot
>Roxy
>total slut, will fuck literally everything that moves
You're a gay slut, anon.
Accept it.
>>83617827
Top 25
>>83616629
You say that as if Toby wasn't wearing a GameBro shirt in that picture.
>>83617917
Equius enjoys them for the ART, every ancestor is a faggot and Roxy is pure
>>83617943
Roxy is currently on Ms. Bones wild ride and you know it.
>>83617827
>No Fuchsia Ruler
why
>>83617986
Fuchsia Ruler isn't very good
>>83617980
Anyone who actually ships this should commit suicide immediately.
>>83617980
Calliope is a child, you sick fuck
aradia
>>83617933
>that massive Heir of Grief lead
Been there man. Been there.
>>83617980
official Roxy/Callie theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBeA61VIAVg
>>83618009
I don't ship shit, they made out, they were holding hands in the ending, it's canon. Accept it.
>>83617903
>>83618039
Seconding
>>83618054
It's just so fucking good
After taking that screenshot I started it up again
The lead widens
>>83618066
>I don't ship it
>But I will totally argue it being canon completely unironically
Sure thing, faggot.
>>83618066
>they made out
LOL
>>83618009
I'm more surprised at the implication that there's still any RoxyCallie shippers who haven't taken a couple swigs of the Waifu Juice after Roxygen ascended mere canon and became immutable fact.
http://pastebin.com/VbAYBVqQ
Jade Harley: Receive Gift
you're welcome you bncnh
>>83618066
this
people who deny calliope/roxy are LITERALLY worse than davekat shippers
shake my head.
>>83618065
>police sirens
???
johnroxy is tumblr's davekat
>>83618134
Caliborn already has shown an affection fetish.
>>83617470
Oh shit liveblogger you missed it you should have been there.
I met Michael Bowman at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Michael Bowman shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big MTaHC fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Michael was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Michael Bowman and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Just when I think there couldn't be people more obnoxious than davekat fans, callie/roxy shippers show up
>>83618191
hmu senpai
>>83618217
The >homestuck is shitty fans are the worst
>>83618233
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/145628816029/gift-comic-commissioned-for-lb Here you go
>>83618249
bruh
>>83618065
SilvaGunner is legitimately a genius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmDPC6ai4Y
I should ask him to do some Homestuck stuff.
>>83618249
bruh
Hey guys, surprise quiz unrelated to all current conversations:
When Roxy was watching John and Calliope have a conversation, she felt the need to step aside and tell the "troll grouch" how wonderful she thought one of the two characters was and how much of an impact it was having on her.
Which one did she mention?
>>83618134
And humans don't feel black love :^)
>>83618262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIcbDjyQeWw
>>83618296
aradia!
>>83618262
He did one for It's Showtime (take a wild fucking guess), but it was more a direct song switch than a solid mashup.
>>83618296
caliborn
>>83618065
kek
>>83618073
>>83618039
Alright, Dave Strider: Puppy Wrangler coming soon
>>83618249
>>83618254
>>83618265
Bruh I told you.
>there's ONE actually sweet female friendship in the entire fucking comic
>hurr durp lets ship it
>>83618186
He sees affection inherently as a kind of degradation so good luck with that.
>>83618416
Hussie really did have trouble writing female-female friendships, didn't he
He wrote male-female friendships and male-male friendships. He wrote female-female romances and female-female rivalries. But he avoided female-female friendships like the plague.
>>83618416
friendship is problematic
>>83618132
so what's /hst/'s thoughts?
is it shit or passable? also i went slightly over my word count, it's 1k words oh well
>>83618459
I feel like Hussie actually tried with Scourge Sisters near the end, but Vriska is the sort of cancer that taints everything she touches.
>>83618468
Meh, trying too hard
>>83618468
depressing
>>83618262
don't you submit things and that's how it works
submit this as trizza's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o8Kf4dnFPA
>>83618416
It seems to happen quite often nowadays, can't have two people of the same gender being close friends, they've got to suck each others faces. Fucking shame really, but at least it's an equal problem for guys and girls.
>>83618296
>do not test me motherfUcker! ^w^
>>83618540
it's literally all i write so
>>83618496
fair
>>83617682
here it is http://www.mediafire.com/download/ov91cxb1rt7kjfu/Heroic+Title+Test+0.5.xlsx
>>83618568
yeah, i meant it in a good way
>>83618555
>Bucky and Cap
>Finn and Poe
>Riku and Sora
>Roxy and Calliope
S
T
O
P
>>83618296
Easy.
Eridan.
>>83618468
The writing was solid, certainly passable. But it was efficient writing rather than interesting writing. But hey, that's a great point to work from if you ever decided to write more.
>>83618622
>Dave and Karkat
it still hurts
>>83618487
He made the Scourge Sisters even worse in the end by revealing that Terezi was dependent on Vriska and Vriska, who knew of this, was dismissive of it and even looked down on Terezi for it. Although that may have just been Terezi's interpretation.
>>83617827
i only recently got the soundtracks, and i listen to them on my phone way more than on my pc
top 3 are even in death, oppa toby style, and umbran ultimatum
>>83618262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn_Du8HTyi8
>>83618622
I'm hoping it's just a phase type of deal. I'm probably deluding myself but fuck me it's tedious seeing people legitimately try and read interactions of characters in a romantic context for no reason. I quite often prefer the portrayal of close friendships over relationships in media as well.
So when's that homestuck game happening?
>>83618784
The best Silva Gunners aren't mashups.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOEvlJVjnF0
>>83618487
That wasn't a friendship
That was a codependent relationship where Vriska uses Terezi while being totally dismissive of her as a person
>>83618812
Never and anyone who thinks the answer is anything else is delusional
>>83618812
when they all get done dropping the load
>itt humans try projecting their limited romance capabilities on other species
LAUGHING MY NOOK OFF
>>83617701
Could you really doubt it?
>>83618886
I can't imagine how hard it must be to type with Dave's sweaty ballsack blocking your vision of the monitor.
>>83618658
reasonable enough
i want to write more now but I'm super lazy and that was like 70% of my writing energy for the night.
still taking land and power requests if you guys want tho since those take minimal brain processing to fill
>>83619012
hey stfu
Oh hey, Witch of Rage.
On one hand, I wasn't expecting this since I usually get Page/Knight of Light/Breath on most shitty quizzes, on the other hand I really should have seen this coming.
This most certainly imbues me with the power to make things vibrate so quickly that they explode. That's totally a sensible application of abilities.
>>83619014
Well I imagine your style would really suit more game mechanics of Skaia exploration over lewd scenarios or interpersonal relationship focused stories. This is not to say you couldn't write those, if that's what you enjoy writing then hey go for that, gotta enjoy what you produce as they say.
LOOK OUT
ULTRA RARE HUSSIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAcA7ovAdAg
>>83619002
met both of them, bowman is more chill, toby is awk
>>83619155
>not the 'hussie gets sang at' video
damn, that thing really is gone forever
>>83619155
>bathub scene
Is this where the hiveswap money went
Guess what came in the mail today
Guess what that means I can do now
>>83619235
YEEEEEEE
>>83619235
no idea
>>83618132
that was pretty hot
i legit laughed at gift wrapped groaning being dragged up the stairs
>>83619226
why would john think they'd have eggs?
>>83619255
it's the 3d printing dude, showing us the fruits of his labor
he's printing out an alchemiter
>>83619278
John never went to school, he has no idea how sex works.
Most of the kids don't either.
>>83619295
they can find out, with each other
>>83619002
>tobys signature move is megalovania, which increases damage the more times you use
>theres a pokemon blocking route 12. its eidolonorpheus
>>83619295
They all used the shit out of the Internet, they figured it out
>>83619370
They figured it out internet style, that's not good. Jade probably thinks all sex sounds like hentai and John thinks that you can only fuck someone if they steal lemons from your lemon tree.
>>83619496
>jade squealing and moaning absurdly loudly as she slams her hips down onto Dave
yes this is good
>>83619370
Only if they were into childbirth porn. (only Rose)
>>83619496
Jade probably believes humans have dog dicks due to the large amount of furry porn she has witnessed thorough the course of her isolated life
loww blood genocide wwhen
if one thing, Homestuck sure did make a lot of great music
that will be one thing that Hussie can't take away from us ;_;
does anyone else have a prompt they want me to try my under practiced hand at?
>>83619860
Once I get this test webpage working I'll have some more land and power requests for you, but that won't be tonight.
>>83619860
Art, or a fic?
>>83619943
fic, i can't draw for shit
>>83619966
do your favorite ship
that should give you some extra motivation to make it gr8
>>83619860
roxy teaching a clueless john what sex is
>>83619966
Jake: take control of the felt
>>83619989
boring
>>83619981
alright gonna do >>83619984 then, give me a couple of minutes. do you guys want it funny, smutty, sappy, or a mixture of the three in percentages?
>>83620046
I want it to be lewd and I want Roxy to rape John.
>>83620046
bonus if you stick a smuppet in there somehow
>>83620046
25% funny
25% smutty
25% sappy
25% thought provoking
is Miasmajesty off of Vol. 9 a Dirk song, or is that just the bandcamp art for it
>>83620128
Hussie's distended foreskin hanging two inches off the end of his glans
Hussie's distended foreskin opening up like Imperfect Cell's stinger when he absorbs Android 17, dripping musty smegma on the grund, rubbery membranes of gunk glazing his glans
Im curious, what time are these threads usually the most active?
>>83620465
10/10 GOAT
>>83620465
Now that's what I'm talking about!
>>83620465
well you really did manage to fit in every piece of the prompt.
bravo, great job
>>83620588
Oh god dammit I should have screenshotted.
Did anyone get a capture on that masterpiece?
>>83620769
Yes but I'm not going to post it just to spite you
>>83620128
You can have a point-form barebones lewd on the house.
• Vriska's in a beach recliner enjoying some sun, just relaxing with her arms up and glistening with moisture.
• Terezi comes and sits on one of her thighs, trying to inoccuously make playful conversation while actually just wanting to take in the scent of Vriska's sweaty body. It's obvious but Vriska's fine with it.
• Terezi starts snuggling closer, as if she wants to nap on Vriska, eventually sliding her legs to straddle Vriska's thigh.
• Terezi, with her face in Vriska's armpit and sideboob, gives the tiniest little lick.
>"Terezi, what the hell are you-"
>"SHUT UP 1'M BL1ND!"
It's intended to sound cutesy but unfortunately Terezi's voice is a little too much like a gasp instead of her usual tone. Vriska's suddenly too weirded-out to move.
• Terezi then starts to just completely run her tongue up and down on Vriska's flesh, savoring her taste and her smell and just everything, she craves all of her. Her legs tighten around Vriska's, riding her slimy crotch right up to the surface of her friend's thigh.
• Terezi starts vibrating and clenching hard and Vriska is unable to do anything about it while Terezi just goops up her legs in gentle spurts that don't seem to end, viscous teal ooze slowly leaking its way down the sides of Vriska's thigh and bikini bottom.
• Completely grossed-out, Vriska tells her friend to get off. Terezi starts rubbing herself up and down the leg again, trying to comply and making a bigger mess. Both girls stop moving entirely and pretend nothing is happening while Rose passes by. Terezi may be gross but Vriska won't humiliate her like that. She can have this.
>>83620769
Just see the archive man.
Looking back, Homestuck's ending was both wonderful and awful at the same time
I mean, yeah, there were hundreds of dropped plot points and unanswered questions, but act 7 was a masterwork of cinematography
Does that mean we could have gotten a better ending? Yes, a thousand times yes, but what we got was beautiful.
Basically, fuck hussie, but the guy who did the flash deserves to get whatever animation job they want
>>83620769
wouldn't that just end up with the reposter in turn getting deleted/b&?
so are we not allowed to talk about lewd fics in thread? can stuff be linked?
>>83620835
>the guy
guzusuru's a girl
>>83620835
>but act 7 was a masterwork of cinematography
nothing made sense and three minutes was a frog
like you can say it looks nice, but good cinematography implies things like good pacing and interesting shots
>>83620864
A girl who personally crafted the biggest disappointment the Internet has ever known with her own two hands
The J. Robert Oppenheimer of web cartoons
She am do been become the Death, Destroyer of Worlds
>>83620835
{s]every one; enter was still more enjoyable
>>83620913
>am do been become
>>83620128
>>83620189
>>83620465
Wait are we not allowed to post lewd fics? I'm confused.
>>83620962
we can't post any fics, even sfw
>>83620945
Oppenheimer said "I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds," presumably because he was a German expa-no, he was actually born in America, okay, I have no explanation for you.
>>83621005
It's an archaic way to form the past participle, and seeing that Oppenheimer was quoting a translation of the ancient Hindu scripture the Bhagavad Gita, it makes sense that it'd be archaic.
>>83620945
it's a quoted translation. tUMUt
Wait...are people still actually hoping the epilogue will be good? What is the basis for this thinking? That Hussie knows how to make a story come together? That he planned something out after all this time? Or that somehow something he's had even less time to think about than the disappointing ending will somehow be better? What's going on here?
>>83621107
That's good to know. I've never heard this form in any other context.
>>83620994
Wait what? Why?
>>83621128
Blind faith and the fact he did a good epilogue last time. But mostly blind faith.
>>83621108
tUMUt-ing intensifies dramatically
>>83621128
At the end of the day, Hussie has done a lot more good than bad. He ended PS well, after all. Cascade was a wonderful finale to the first half of the comic. If he wanted to give us a thorough, proper ending than he easily could.
It just comes down to whether or not he cares about how unhappy people are right now.
>>83621143
>Schrodinger's Foreplay
Lost it right there. Good stuff, man.
>>83621138
Also, ignore the part where I said "an archaic way to form the past participle". I made a boo-boo and meant to say "an archaic way to form the perfect tense".
>>83621143
Holy fuck this is gold
>>83621143
This actually pretty good. AND you preserved my goofy Descartes thing. Thanks man.
>>83621143
wew
>no news
>trapped in a thread with tripfags
>the most news that we got is Xamag telling us Hiveswap hired him THIS FUCKING WEEK
that's it
*cocks gun*
i'm ending these threads
>>83621395
>mod deletes your Descartes thing
>mod preserves my thing about Hussie's mutant foreskin and smegma
I think we know what he likes.
>>83621143
Ok that was actually pretty great
someone please pass the fic where clover gives karkat a blowjob in front of dave
>>83621485
>>83621395
>>83621349
>>83621311
thank you, i appreciate the good reviewsi based some of the dialogue at the end around my first timeshai'hulud
>>83621440
http://twitter.com/FloppyAdult/status/740682288871006208
is this news
>>83621440
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>>83621440
You must not come here very often. We've had a couple Hiveswap staff members pop in and talk to us. Also, 6/12 is in 4 days, so even if you somehow ended these threads it wouldn't last very long.
Things are certainly a bit slow and depressing right now, but we're all heading for Volume 10 together, which we have every reason to believe will be fantastic. Hopefully we can pull off a stream and all listen to the album together, it would be like a Homestuck Farewell Concert.
I just wish Tex Talks would upload a new video, those usually cause a lot of discussion.
>>83621440
Four Days Anon
Post Your Face When Hussie Surpasses Your Expectations Or Fails Utterly Or Is Just Mediocre Either Way
>>83621582
Is there going to be one big livestream or are reddit and hst doing separate ones?
>>83621626
Why the fuck would we want to associate with /r/homestuck
>>83621534
drawing colliders as in hitboxes? i thought he was a business managing guy
>>83621626
As much as we love to rag on Reddit, and believe me, /r/Homestuck is cancerous, I almost feel that it'd be ***symbolic*** to have one big farewell livestream.
Then I'll remember what Reddit's like though and that'll put an end to that delusion.
>>83621626
I don't know. Some guy was talking about doing a while ago. Maybe the guy that set up the synchtube for Liveblogger?
I wonder if we could convince the music team to do a concert stream right before the album is released? That could be cool, although we'd have to mingle with reddit and tumblr.
>>83621713
No, no, no.
Let's keep our delightfully misanthropic autism away from their dumb sycophantic autism.
>>83621602
>The epilogue is a 2 hour professionally animated feature with an all original track with guest star appearances from Snoop Dogg, Adam Sandler and Barrack Obama.
>It ends with actual footage of Hussie shooting up the studio and swallowing half a pound of Tylonal and washing it down with hard liquor and Toblerone.
>>83618005
Fuschia Ruler is amazing. Was so sad to find out the artist only ever made 2 songs for homestuck and only that one made it in. Fucking love me some Meenah.
This one'll be a nightmare.
literally who is moira? we dont need new trips
>>83621829
was running a homestuck quest thread and forgot to take trip off.
my bad pls disregard
IT'S HERE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9s28oRof9Q
>>83621930
fuck you that's not extraterrestrial
>>83621829
Moira Brown, from Fallout 3. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Moira_Brown
She did that one famous super long fanfic, Fallout: Sburb. It's kind of crazy but it's pretty good at times. Relies to heavily on the whole "we prototyped a deathclaw lol" thing though.
>>83621998
>She did that one famous super long fanfic, Fallout: Sburb.
so famous i've never heard of it
>>83621964
somebody please link it, it's actually very hard to find
>>83621930
>Linkara talking about Homestuck
This will not go well. I actually cannot imagine this being good in any way. But I will watch anyways.
>>83622036
I think it's just 4chan's nearly genetic hatred towards Reddit that explains it
>LGBT just want one relationship in Homestuck to represent them that isnt a dramatic piece of shit
>can't ship Roxy/Callie without bitching
Really guys? What's wrong with it?
>>83621923
ah. okay.
Which Homestuck character is most likely to have lengthy arguments about Megadeth?
>>83622140
it's dumb and there's already rosemary so there's your one it's literally the most confirmed ship in the comic fucking enjoy you whiny cunt
should I play namco high
>>83622140
Most people here don't like it because they prefer John/Roxy, and because everyone hates Calliope.
I actually love both ships equally, and Calliope is one of my favorite girls.
>>83622164
Equius
>>83622140
It's boring as fuck.
>ur pretty
>>83622140
because it's dumb and Roxy and Calliope work perfectly as besties, and just as friends in general. Trying to go further just makes it awkward, and JohnRoxy was already established pretty obviously in the comic.
>just want to represent a lgbt romance that isn't a dramatic piece of shit
you can blame hussie on that for not knowing how to write gay romances, or romance at all
>>83621998
link?
>>83621923
wheres the quest?
>>83622125
Oh, alrightreddit <3< 4chan best ship
>>83622164
easily Equius
>>83621626
/r/homestuck is doing its own stream. Mainly just stupid old music team relics and dicking around. RJ! was thinking about doing a Vol10 prestream but thinking about it is as far as we know.
>>83622223
If you like Davesprite than his route is definitely worth it, it might actually give him more development than the comic did.
Terezi and Jane also have fun routes, and the Namco characters are good if you're a fan of that sort of thing.
>>83618838
Didn't they get 6 million dollars?
>>83622140
YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DAVEKAT AND YOU WILL LIKE IT YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD
>>83622305
Aww shit if it boils down to having to choose between reddits stream and 4chans i dont know which to choose
>>83622223
You literally can't play Namco High, it was erased from existence.
>>83622362
roughly 25k backers on average donated $100 each for a grand total of 2.5 million
>>83622388
>-action-
what is this heresy?
>>83621930
this kind of review is so tedious to watch
he spends most of his time summarizing what he read
it's like listening to a grade school kid's book report
why are the gays so overrepresented in the comic?
Anyone have a link to the supposedly leaked volume 10 in soundcloud? there were some really good tracks then, whether it was real or not.
>>83622394
ebin, simply ebin
>>83622387
4chan's would definitely have a better chat, but I'd like to think we have better material. In any case it's unlikely that there will be any time conflicts, so don't worry. The exact time for ours will be set soon anyways.
>>83622497
How many times would reddit show the bucket video?
>>83622476
whoa nelly, I found it
https://soundcloud.com/spellmynamewithabang/sets/vol-10-progress-report-current/s-gTH70
I keep telling you guys, the "epilogue" is as much an epilogue as the "intermissions" have been intermissions. We were literally GIVEN the late-stage epilogue inside the Act 7 animation showing everyone living happily ever after on the shitty repopulated carapace Earth. Now we get the conclusion that happens before it.
>>83622476
https://soundcloud.com/spellmynamewithabang/sets/vol-10-progress-report-current/s-gTH70
Some extra info:
Candles and Potency by Solatrus
Heel, Girl by Tensei
Homestuck Sonata by David Ellis
'Penumbra Phantasm' by Nabors/Paige
they walk among us
>>83622497
that picture was soooo long ago.
>>83622497
Why cant we just work together and merge ours with theirs? We could combine the video lists. The more people the merrier
>getting hype for fucking music
>>83622393
Is that so?
>>83622639
The reddit crowd would just leave after extraterrestrial gets played for like the eighteenth time
>>83622656
Wh...what did you do?
>>83622656
i completely forgot about those pendants the sprites wear
>>83622665
When are you fucks gonna watch [s] Jade and Calliope: Rumble again?
>>83622540
Probably none, since it's gonna be old videos of live performances by music team members, unreleased songs, and stupid videos by music team members. Stuff like that.
>>83622639
Is there anything planned by /hsg/? I haven't heard of anything remotely concrete.
>>83622665
That's funny. I wouldn't be surprised if extraterrestrial is a reddit meme by next week.
>>83622697
soon I hope
>>83622656
Die.
reminder
you can download namco high by literally googling namco high
it's on the first fucking page
>>83622639
>Why cant we just work together and merge ours with theirs?
you can't be serious
>>83622656
>Have to play as a faggot, gender neutral katamari man
Seriously, WHY
>>83622748
This literally isn't true, it's not there.
>>83622785
second page then
>>83622764
He's a blank self insert. If you don't want to play a gay guy, don't date any dudes. I shouldn't have to explain that.
I completely forgot that brian clevinger also worked on namco high
what a weird project
>>83622812
That doesn't change the fact that he's a pink faggot in a sweater vest.
>>83621930
Okay. Having watched through that entire thing, it actually didn't manage to be any worse than Linkara's usual stuff. Like, it was still full of really terrible attempts to be funny about everything, but he seemed a little more laid back than he usually is.
>>83622821
yeah
>>83622837
I'm sorry you don't get to play generic shaggy black haired anime harem protagonist #10,000 for you to insert your ugly self into.
>>83622879
Why are you so offended that I don't like the little katamari man?
>>83622901
maybe he is a faggot little man
>>83622901
It's Wonk.
>>83622901
You implied that a character was gay because he was pink. That's kind of a juvenile mindset.
Why the ever-loving fuck was Roxy the one to recreate the Matriorb? Shouldn't it have been Kanaya since it was her sole duty in the comic (since she does nothing now) while also tying into her aspect? Shouldn't it have been Jane since it ties into her aspect? Shouldn't it have been multiple people since it's a major plot point in the comic? Shouldn't it have been ANYONE besides Roxy to make it so that the Rogue of Void didn't seem completely and utterly overpowered and make her seem like less of a Mary Sue?
>>83622967
Are you trying to imply that characters have arcs?
>>83622959
He literally fucks other guys, tell me how this isn't gay.
>>83622967
you forget that calliope helped even though she was just given a spiel about how she didn't need to do anything important
i'll do one or two more m/f or f/f ficlet prompts if you gentlepeople would like to provide me with the material.
>>83622901
i dont really care about the katamari man, youre just annoying
Okay but
Ms. Paint's soft, poochy tummy
>>83623056
I'd like a more uncommon ship. How bout something like janekat, or maybe something else?
>>83623026
>This Mary Sue helped another Mary Sue in a menial way in order to ensure she did something incredibly important.
>>83621930WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN
>>83623069
Why are the carapace girls so fucking sexy?
>>83622030
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4vp1daYQddI
>>83623056
>>83623086
Crockpot
JaneGam
whatever you wanna call it
>>83621930
TALKING ABOUT ME, HMMMMM?
first person to post something I can actually fap to getsabsolutely nothing, I just want to fap
>>83620835
>>83620899
This tbqfhwyf
When I saw the beginning of Act 7 for the first time I thought, "Wow, Hussie really did it; he made something great with the only medium Homestuck hasn't explored."
But then half of it was over and the tadpole was still swimming. And then it cut to black a full minute before the video was over. It was a great idea; it was maybe even a great bit of anime. But it was way too inconsistent and unsatisfying to be a masterwork of anything.
>>83623153
remember the link for єχтяαтєяяєsтяιαl with this easy mnemonic
>4vp1daYQddI
for vice president first the youth quality diddle
>>83622140
>any homestuck romance
>not a dramatic piece of shit
>>83623254
No sir, I learned my lesson
>>83623331
( . )( . )
>>83623361
holy shit im cumming
>>83621930
Oh, man, this autismo.
>>83623361
( . Y . )
Man those things are fake as fuck. Like two halves of a coconut just stuck behind some skin. Have something you motorboat without smelling Silicon anon.
What are Kanaya's options for blackrom? Is she just going to abandon that quadrant?
You know as disapointed as i was with the last... few act acts of homestuck i dont regret it. Acts 1-5 still exist and are still funny. I still like a lot of the characters. I just wish we had gotten a better resolution than "hey lets take our dead selves place in this timeline and never mention them or our dead friends ever again even though jane can totally ressurect roxy as she is literally right there"
>>83623482
Jade. Maybe roxy
I made a shitty comic in the last thread, and some anon told me to post it later when theres more people on
so here you go
i wish hivebent was longer
i really want more logs of the other trolls that aren't the scourge sisters or kanaya/karkat
they were the most boring imo and they got the most writing
it's not fair
>>83616629
With all the other people in the background it's hardly looking like a personal meeting.
Does Hussie even have idols besides himself?
>>83623482
There was that one Kanaya/Jane blackrom fic from a while back, check the archives.
>>83623163
i'll do that tomorrow - chubby jane futzing around with a gamzee who drugs her up with sopor slime and shit gets sticky and green
right now, however, I'm going to bed. good night you nerds.
>>83623609
It's in this thread: https://desustorage.org/co/thread/83078074/
Search Jane.
So we all know there is 0% chance of epilogue in 3 days but what about a newspost?
>>83623472
(。 ㅅ 。)
I personally prefer mine thicker.
>>83622247
>>>/qst/234401
First thread is done. Next will start tomorrow or the day after.
I tried writing a session but I think Homestuck works a lot better with anon commands or the semblance of them.
>>83623667
piggy said "homestuck" in a tweet so besides volume 10 we might get news
AT THE VERY LEAST
VN anon will deliver
hussie is really just a brian clevinger knockoff
I heard you guys were planning a vol 10 stream, but I can't find jack shit
>>83623705
>VN anon
Huh?
>>83623678
))<>((
>>83623705
she tweeted "homestuck" because she looked at a clock and it said 6:12 and she has obsessive compulsive disorder so she has to tweet any time numbers remind her of a thing
>>83623667
50% chance we get one. 99% chance that if we do it will just be shilling shirts and Vol. 10.
>>83623589
I like it.
>>83623589
Beautiful
Also not shitty
>>83623589
>Snowman will never come onto you
>She'll never violently rape you when you get nervous and try to back out of it
WHY LIVE
>>83623691
i think the majority of the "kids and fun" aspect comes from the audience input having fun with the unimportant aspects of the comic and therefore fleshing out the characters and the world, and the author trying to gradually fight their way through to the storyline they actually want to tell, retaliating against the stupid prompts and running with the potentially good ones. it's a collaborative process that when steered by the right author will serve up the top percentage of each element and make everything fucking incredible
>>83623732
Damn troll tits, what are they even there for?
>people really didn't have arcs
>there really aren't endgame ships
>but there really was a messianic archetype that made winning possible
Did Rose fuck up, or does Homestuck have more ride left in it than we think?
>>83623813
>tits
SHE OWNED ME AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA
WIDOWMAKER SURE TAKES SKILL!
Hussie 6/12 newspost predictions:
- Volume 10 is available
- We still sell shirts
- We're still working on Hiveswap
- I haven't even started to think about the epilogue.
>>83623813
Same reason as carapace tits, to jerk off to.
Finished the tablet killer request up, i didn't expect cintiqs to be this difficult
>>83623740
>obsessive compulsive
You mean autistic.
>>83623900
>Hussie 6/12 predictions:
fuckingnothing.jpg
>>83623387
>>83621930
For some strange reason, despite disliking Linkara and everything he does, I'm still interested in seeing the rest of this.
>>83623899
iive got you iin my 2iight2
>>83623945
he said he might continue reading it off camera
I don't think there's going to be any more
>>83623935
semen when
>>83623935
muh muh dick
>>83623935
>the ONE troll girl without fangs
>fangs
I thought we went over this, loki.
>>83623607
Itoi retweeted it, for what it's worth.
And apparently those other people are from Fangamer
http://www.1101.com/pl/seisakuchu2007/statuses/214133
>>83623935
the fantroll returns
>>83623946
death wwalks among you
>>83623976
If he does.
>>83623607
>Does Hussie even have idols besides himself?
doubtful
motherfucker couldn't be more full of himself
>>83623991
that's not aradia, it's fangsa recute the fantroll
>>83623899
>>83623946
>>83624012
Which Homestuck characters main which Overwatch hero?
>>83624012
iT'S, uHH, hIGH NOON.
>>83623991
Someone make me a shitty edit, where is sbahj guy
>>83623986
I'm kinda crap at coloring that as fun as it is, what color would it be?
>>83624059
trace mains tracer
>>83624059
>Overwatch
>Maining
STOP.
>>83624114
just white is fine
So between the general panning of Homestuck's ending, the total failure of Namco High, and the disastrous Hiveswap development hell, what is Andrew "JUST" Hussie going to fuck up next?
Do you think he's a hack, or has this just been bad luck?
A bit of both, perhaps?
Do you feel bad for him?
>>83624158
Hussie is very obviously a sheltered person, who has lived off his dad for years. He's dead now, and huss now probably wants to milk homestuck as much as he can, but also doesn't really want to put any effort in it. He's a hack yes, but I wouldn't say he deserves all the shit he's been getting. It's more of a matter of predestination.
>>83624158
Bit of both
He doesn't know how to avoid scale creep, that's his main problem
>>83624114
b100
>>83623591
>i wish hivebent was longer
It's fucking too long already.
>>83624059
>power gamer girl who likes cutesy animals and making winky faces
am i talking about dva or roxy here?
>>83624153
>just white is fine
Yea I'm sure it is, self-inserteri'll give it a try, don't expect much
>>83624224
shut the fuck up
>>83624216
yes please
>>83624245
time to raise my gpm
>>83624229
What if anon just meant Arajohn, the best rare ship?
>>83624262
time to raise my gum*
cum**
fuk
>>83624281
you mean arajake? the most pure ship
I'M BEING TRIGGERED
>>83624328
No, Jake is a degenerate piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be shipped with anybody.
>>83624347
aradia can fix jake
>>83623589
ha!
>>83624332
8EING*
>>83624388
by murdering him
yes
What would you do with your very own Feferi?
>>83624158
>the total failure of Namco High
Uh. I guess maybe as a Homestuck fan you may not have liked it, but it was a huge success as far as Shiftylook as concerned. It was by a large margin the most popular thing they ever did.
>>83624229
wasn't there a semen overlay tutorial out there somewhere?
>>83624158
I know he's been through a lot of shit, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive him for how bad the last 10% of Homestuck was. He built something unique and beautiful, and then set it on fire.
>>83624424
Raise her torape me with a strap-on when she's older. Repeatedly, at least once per day.
>>83624428
I thought Namco High's failure was the reason ShiftyLook went bankrupt and shut down?
>>83624424
d'awww
So no pictures yet, but:
-Cruxtruder came out well
-Alchemiter came out okay, but a bit smaller than expected
-Totem Lathe takes a LOT more time to print than the other two, and needs to be printed at a slower speed; same speed for some reason gives worse results, not entirely sure why
-TL also needs to be printed out part-by-part or results will be worse + the printer wastes time on hopping from part to part instead of finishing one at a time
-These things are turning out okay for the most part, pictures will be posted when everything is finished and assembled
What were the biggest flaws in Acts 1-4?
>>83624402
no!
she helps him rediscover his love of raiding tombs and ruins
he recovers his love for being manly and exploring
aradia marries him and becomes his beautiful exotic wife
they are married in front of a volcano and when they kiss it erupts
also they like dead things!
>>83624487
good to hear!
>>83624493
There were flaws in Acts 1-4?
>>83624503
>he recovers his love for being manly and exploring
did you mean: Jake
>>83624493
Not seeing the kids naked
>>83624458
ShiftyLook was always a temporary endeavor, designed to raise interest in older Namco characters. It shut down because it was successful in that regard. All the comics they had running also came to end when it shut down; it wasn't a sudden decision.
>>83624493
awkward amount of time spent between all players entering the game
early overemphasis on syalledexes
thats about all that comes to mind
>>83624493
it introduced the trolls
>>83624525
I preferred thinking that Hussie's incompetence single-handedly crashed a business venture. What should I do?
>>83624520
yes...?
>>83624493
Starting was the biggest flaw Homestuck ever had.
>>83624525
>it was successful in that regard
It was?
>>83624493
The first half of the first act of homestuck is really boring, and in general 1-3 kinda focuses too much on dicking around with inventories
>>83624575
I'm developing a strange sexual attraction to Vriska because of this board.
>>83624585
>Acts 1 to 5 are boring
>>83624575
What's happening below the view in this image to cause Vriska to do this?
>>83624430
Oh I just meant it takes me a while to color for some reason
>>83623986
Here you go, hopefully it's enough
>>83624573
Yeah. They ran for years, put out hundreds of issues of comics, built up a pretty heavy con presence, and created a lot of interest in previously forgotten or Japan only Namco characters.
Here, look at this: https://web.archive.org/web/20140314055921/http://www.shiftylook.com/news/post/newsletter20140310?lang=en
They retired as victors. Notice how most of the comics ended on nice round numbers? It wasn't a sudden shut down or anything.
>>83624487
someone just suggested you made a model of the fully upgraded alchemiter
>>83624585
>>83624635
>The first half of the first act
learn2read
>>83624428
>It was by a large margin the most popular thing they ever did.
that just means everything else they did was even worse
>>83624647
good enough for my dick
aw dang
did i really miss liveblogger by 5 minutes last thread?
>>83624665
I was thinking of doing that next, but hadn't voiced it. I'd be up for doing it probably; the base model would have to be different for me to be able to "clip" the upgrades onto it, OR I could just make it fully-upgraded with no removable parts.
>>83624487
By the way, pictures will be posted tonight probably by midnight (it's 22:36 at time of posting where I am).
>>83624647
Perfect. Who's next on Egbert's list?
>>83624487
Are you printing the TL in that position? If you are, have you thought about rotating it 90 degrees so it's mostly vertical height? Could help a bit with support material/print time (maybe i'm not sure). They look really cute, can't wait to see the prints!
>>83624733
>OR I could just make it fully-upgraded with no removable parts.
this is canon, it all seems welded together
>>83624639
Her feet are being licked.
>>83624723
Now that I think about it, I haven't seen angel and liveblogger at the same time.
Hmmmmmm
>>83624723
By half an inch yeah
>>83624683
That's still a wrong opinion though.
>>83624723
angel for god's sake give me last thread url, desustorage is broken
>>83624631
>grub Vriska
>tiny vriska
>Vriska voring Karkat
>Vriska cockvoring Karkat
>Vriska fucking Terezi with her huge 8ulge
>Vriska fucking weenie ass
>Vriska facefucking herself
STOP
>>83623705
You're damn right I will.
Though, more and more I'm wishing I had some real VN sprites to work with. The Openbound ones have...issues, even beyond the limited selection of characters.
I'm going to get this thing out on 6/12 for people to start playing with and then immediately see about commissioning some legit art for an HD version.
>>83624779
>no fat vriska
>>83624661
But then why shutdown at all, wiping everything off the face of internet?
>>83624771
wait why?
>>83624832
Because I'm looking for something that was posted in last thread but I lost the URL
>>83624737
Vriska Serket, the only way to make her behave is the D
>>83624771
you know there are archives BUILT into this site right?
>>83624888
they're really bad
>>83624883This is boring though.
>>83624797
are all of the alpha kids missing? I just realized this.
>>83624737
I maybe wiped the request list. I've been sick for two weeks and im not used to this new tablet
I could take one or two sketch requests maybe like >>83624746 style
>>83624831
Because Namco can be really stupid. As far as they were concerned, ShiftyLook had done its job, so it got closed down. They did give us quite a bit of notice so we could save the stuff ourselves, but yeah, we were all pissed that they just got rid of everything.
But acting like Hussie was the cause of that is just arrogance on the part of the Homestuck fanbase. Closing down ShiftyLook was a decision made by much more powerful men than Hussie.
>>83624939
sollux as soldier 76
maybe just a bust shot
>>83624942
>us
>>83624939
Caliborn looking at a trifold in a cosmetics and beauty magazine,
>>83624939
An orgy under Vriska's flab wherein people are complaining about wrong holes/people being fucked.
DON'T FUCKING EAT ME!
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83624939
grub feferi playing in a puddle
>>83624936
All the Alpha Kids, John and Jade, all the sprites, most of the original trolls...not a good selection.
There's a reason I'm calling this the Shitty Homestuck VN Kit. You're basically limited to stories set in the dream bubbles or on the meteor, it'll be like Paradox Space in the form of a million /hsg/ authored VNs.
But making a proper kit will require a bit more resources than I've got right now, and while I'm totally going to do it eventually, getting this lesser version out will lay a lot of the ground work.
>>83624880
Hey Angel, ballpark, how much would you charge for like, 4 mostly identical sprites of roughly this quality? Like, neutral, happy, angry, sad; something like that?
>>83624939
slap some color on that dave and dirk picture and i will post some stridercest for you.
>>83625055
Doesnt john have the sprites from the battlefield walk around? Along with the dersites and prospitians?
>>83625077
Yeah, and I thought about including those, but I can't find them in good quality. I think Lexxy drew them, and she deleted all her Homestuck stuff.
>>83624939
I2econdsollux as soldier 76
>>83625146
http://lexxercise.tumblr.com/post/4207344763/if-you-havent-already-guessed-i-did-johns
?
Even undertale has a vaporwave remix but not homestuck. This is the real tragedy.
>>83625214
Oh, hey, cool. Hmmmm, couple problems though. They're .gifs that I'd have to pull apart, which would be a minor hassle. They're also tiny compared to the openbound sprites, so I'd have to stretch them out and make them all blurry. And based on where you found those, I doubt there are larger versions lurking around anywhere.
>>83625346
>so I'd have to stretch them out and make them all blurry
you could just upscale them to double the size, though that might make them too big
is glub, the person doing the land drawings here?
>>83625326
You should fix that right now.
>>83625055
I find it weird that TZ looks older yet doesn't seem to have hit puberty with the rest of her body.
>>83625346
you could always try a swf decompiler on Seer: Descend
>>83625387
Some girls are flat, man. Don't be rude.
>>83625376
It's afternoonish in Mother Russia. I think he might be either at school, college, or work.
>>83625376
Yes.
The One Doth Landed the Gentry from a couple of months ago ditched us, and his backlog was huge
>>83625326
hiveswap should have a vaporwave remix
it'll be vaporware vaporwave
>>83625387
Her feet are as slutty as an adult's at least.
>>83625387
Maybe it's Traprezi.
>>83625387
please no bodyshaming
>>83616408
>all these clowns who haven't read the comic
Jake, because it explicitly said that he loves all kinds of movies.also because he's a HUGE fag and Dirk's peewee dick can't satisfy him anymore
>>83625375
That...actually works almost perfectly, they're almost exactly half of what they'd need to be. Huh.
Maybe you guys will get some Johns after all.
>>83621562
Is this image from anything, like a fanventure?
>>83625055
oh hm, for an almost complete character with flat color and a bit of shading i would price it at $20, and then like $4 for each additional expression?
I can probably give a discount on multiple sprites if they're really similar, i dont know what you mean by mostly identical
>>83625346
if you wait like 12 hours I can decompile the swf for you
use sothink SWF decompiler if you don't want to wait
I miss alchemy
>>83625571
Hussie got hateful of that idea real fast
>>83625571
How is Dave's tux standing on it's own?
>>83625571
I only miss Unreal Air.
>>83616408
At first glance I thought pic related was Gyndolyn.
>>83625571
SORD
>>83625613
Somehow it's less unsettling that way.
>>83625571
I miss when the characters would actually bother to alchemize new costumes.
Now they just wear their base outfits and the fucking hideous god tier bullshit.
>>83624723
Hey I'm here that pic was amazing your the shit
>>83625524
Mostly identical as in body the same, just the facial expression changing. So each character would have 1 body and 4 different faces.
$20 eh? Let's see, 8 kids plus 24 trolls is 34 characters, so that would run me...huh. I'll have to think about this.
>>83625569
That'd be great man, thanks. Just post the results in the thread when you're done, I'll be sure to find them.
>>83625733
Are you man enough to pay $1224?
>>83625733
I can't overstate how easy the decompiler is to use though, in case you think it's hard, it really isn't. Might be useful if you're hunting for assets too
>>83625733
>no cherubs
What kind of dating sim is this?
>>83625779
he could always cut out the beforus trolls
do we really need cronus vns
impregnation or laceration
>>83625733
fuck, nevermind
here it is, the entire flash decompiled
https://mega.nz/#!98o0GIwC!h0I3n8aPAhC4DYuFfCfhcwe-8pL_xzFiKyVhiVJmPF8
>>83625156
>>83624957
Should I change anything from soldier's uniform to make it more sollux-y other than colors?
>>83625075
You should let me do it tomorrow night in exchange for stridercest so I don't color it like ass (i'm only up for another 30 mins)
>>83625733
>>83625817
>no Davesprite or Jasprose
Gay
>>83625851
the beforues trolls are already taken care of, "thanks" to openbound
>>83625853
I mean they have an ecto lab and like 3 ecto experts
they can just make infinite combos of each other
>>83625865
I WANT TO DATE THE CHESS GUYS
>>83625874
I think just making it yellow and black will do. There might even be a yellow and black one to base it off of in game.
>>83625894
do they still have the ectolabs, though?
>>83625901
I WANT TO DATE MS. PAINT
>>83625922
Yes. The troll meteor is right there on the new earth.
>>83625853
Cute! I like your Jade.
>>83617933
Top tier taste, anon.
>>83625779
Well. I've got the money. Technically.
>>83625785
Alright, sure, I'll give it a go.
>>83625817
Sorry, I actually included them in the total there even though I forgot to mention them.
>>83625851
What do you think?
>>83625940
i suppose they could get them working again...
>>83625874
Okay. I will be waiting.
>>83625949
I'd honestly rather have characters like Ms. Paint, PM and Mom instead of shitters like Cronus and Horuss.
>>83625959
I think Roxy could build the equipment.
>>83625779
>>83625949homestuck vn kickstarter?
>>83625853
my fucking sides
based
Hussie signed a Problem Sleuth book for me a few years back. Right after he finished writing, he let out a brief, up turning, oddly high-pitched fart. His mouth opened a little bit and closed, and his eyes went to the left. The smell was bitter, but didn't linger. Neither did I.
>>83625853
10/10
>>83625851
cronus is MANDATORY for all RAPE and NTR visual novels
>>83625948
Thanks, anon
>>83625853
Jade "Baby Showers or Feeding Flowers" Harley
>>83625853
aradia comic when
>>83625865
Oh, sweet, okay John and chess guys will for sure be in the 6/12 version, or at least in an expansion a few days later.
>>83625881
Wow okay sure lets just throw in the 14 sprites as well sure! And hey while we're at it how about the 12 lusus sprites that the trolls made, people need to be able to write their Tinkersprite romance fics after all!
I kinda wish that Kanaya dating sim comic was an actual game. But that was back when she was funny and not a non-character.
>>83626051
>can finally have the hidden crabdad route i've always dreamed of
BASED
>>83626067
quadrantclogged was a treasure
>>83625881
Would you be willing to pay for them?
>>83626051
You probably have been told but just in case dirk has a sprite during the rap off with squarewave
I demand sprites for all 48 squiddles.
>>83625978
Nonono, not only would What Pumpkin actually have me killed, but I don't want to subject the world to a second, somehow even sketchier Homestuck Kickstarter.
I'll figure something out. Anyways I have to go to sleep. Thanks for the Seer: Descend assets to that one guy who found them.
>>83625722
aw yeah!
did you look at the poster?
>>83625894
Couldn't they also get genetic diversity from the human race pre-reckoning by creating ghost imprints.
>>83626168
Yeah they could. They could literally remake everyone who ever lived if they gave a shit.
>>83626168
oh yeah
it feels like cheating, though. what other kind of sentient life would eventually develop naturally? could the winners of a previous session live to see the next reckoning and affect the next session?
>>83626165
>poster?
>it looks like its just white
>I dont see wha-
>>83626203
They created a whole universe, not just one planet. They can use the planet with can town to rebuild the human and troll races and other races will still form elsewhere in the universe and each cause their own reckonings independently. It's a branching system.
>>83626203
I wonder what happens if someone tries to play the game after they already played it once. I assume, in typical boring Hussie fashion, they are somehow punished/killed/forbidden from this, but I could see some eternal child English-analogue who just keeps looping the game over and over to gain power.
>>83626239
i guess. unless another bec noir situation happens, there's no reason why there couldn't be multiple sessions arising from one universe, if there are enough planets populated by different sentient races
>>83626165
>>83625722
what are you people talking about?
>>83626224
>>83626270
The trolls had to be conquering someone. I think in homestuck alien races in the same universe are common.
>>83626249
What's the point in power for the sake of power? Once you beat the game once you're already a god in the universe you created. I'm not sure what playing it multiple times would achieve.
>>83626327
I dunno, what did Caliborn achieve? Could be done just for greater power, to get back at someone, to have a second chance at something lost the first time, to sate pure curiosity, any number of reasons.
Maybe it just dumps you back into your Medium like a shitty warp. Maybe you get a glitched session. Maybe it knows when you try this and sets up some alternative dead-style trap session, or just launches your ass right into the void.
what is a good aradia themed vidya name
im thinking of
0megidolover0
>>83626403
treasuretrails
>>83626372
I get the feeling that any play style that would result in the creating of more universes would be beneficial to the game, so multiple playthroughs would be encouraged, if anything. You would just need a partner in crime to play with you so that you don't have to fight through void sessions. Playing even one void session in ill-advised, I can't imagine players doing them twice would make it very far.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
HERE COMES """"TINY CANCER""""
>>83626431
This meme is stale
>>83626437
AHHHHHHHH
MY DICK HAS ASCENDED
>>83626426
I mean, if you have a Space player who can port you, what does it matter
I get the feeling Sburb only wants fresh little children to slaughter though, not anyone who has sense or has grown in any way
>>83626165
Aw shit
why you gotta make me love you
>>83626442
You literally just looked at an image of a cartoon 13 year old lying in a pile of garbage and got a boner. I want you to call your mother right now.
>>83625853
DELETE THIS
ME AND DAVE ARE A HAPPY COUPLE WITH ZERO PROBLEMS!
>>83626165
Ah shit nice
Well done
>>83626457
>>83626514
hehehe
>>83626274
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/145628816029/gift-comic-commissioned-for-lb
>>83626473
I'm going to give you cause to regret those words. Deep cause. Lemme just... just reach into my old archives... and........
>>83626473
But the wool! The cute woolly Aradia!
Who was Potato Rose and why did old HSG care about her? I don't even remember anything but the name anymore.
>>83626542
>that room
what the fuck
wait. Isn't that like a sign of abuse? Not giving a shit about your living space being a pigstyle and all that?
>>83626595
Just some underaged girl who cosplayed Rose and cut herself. That was it.
>>83626602
Rose if filth. Rose loves filth.
Time for photos.
(1/4) All of them together, with AA battery for scale
>>83624746
Yes and no. It's split up into a lot of different parts, see >>83621824
>>83626625
Is this the trap?
>>83626658
yooooooooooooo
>>83626658
Nice, how much do you think you'll sell them for?
>>83626666
yes satan
you can tell by the cut out manface
>>83626666
No, Satan. This is the trap.
>>83626688I'm disappointed we never got any panty bulge pictures from them.
>>83626699
Did trap ever do any lewds?
>>83626658
1 looks great, 2 looks too small (2 and 3 should be the same size dude) and 3 looks great
How come no fandom besides Homestuck has inspired a ton of people to take sexy pics while dressed as fairly modest, unsexy characters? I've never seen anything like nudestuck.
>>83626658
(2/4) Cruxtruder up next, since that's what I made second. Very satisfied with how it turned out. The photo's a little overexposed, though, sorry about that.
>>83626682
Variable, since they take different amounts of time to print; they'll be cheaper if you get them as a set, though. I'm shooting for an average of $10 per each. Not a final number, however.
>>83626658
actually now that I look at that battery
what the fuck dude, I expected them to be at least the size of a coaster
>>83626713
No, Satan. They didn't.
>>83626750
Did we ever get any Homestuck trap lewds?
>>83626658
>>83626733
So fucking tiny, so cute holy shit!
>>83626761
I am genuinely unsure if we ever did, Darkest of Dark Lords.
>>83625930
FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE
>>83626785
That's a shame, traps cosplaying lewdly is all I strive for.
>>83626790
Ms. Paint is a classy lady. She can do better than some 4chan autists.
>>83626790
I BET I LIKED HER BEFORE YOU DID, FAGGOT.
>>83626733
When you've got em all cleaned up and finalized I will totally buy a full set
>>83626792
It's kind of a niche market to be sure.
(3/4) Alchemiter; as >>83626714 remarked it's too small, I had an issue with the dimensions which I'll need to fix; the base will be as big as the Cruxtruder (width/length wise). The "arms" turned out small as well, couldn't make the pins for them.
>>83626747
These are still technically test prints; i'll be able to make them bigger but I've got to get the details nailed down. These take time to print, I've only got one printer, and there's only so many hours in a day.
>>83626763
I'm glad you like them.
>>83626810
>>83626790
I already fucked her 8utt while you guys were arguing.
I always win.
>>83626829
how long does it take to print one of these?
also, are you allowed to actually charge for them, or do you have to go through what pumpkin?
>>83626824
I wish it weren't, traps combined with sexual cosplay is a winning combination.
>>83625055
>most of the original trolls...
the Alternia trolls all have talksprites from other walkarounds
>>83626809
>classy
>couple with a gangster, works for a hack fraud and is faaaaaaaat
>>83626853
Well, it's a hostile and varied market.
>>83626859
We don't speak of those.
>>83626859
they all suck fucking fat chunks though
like Slunk's "Kanaya the 48-year old recovering addict" sprites
>>83626881
what's a shitty VN without eri though
>>83626868
Maybe, but I've never had any luck tracking down any outside of ones based around anime.
>>83626863
>Getting together with a well-dressed mob boss
>Not classy
>>83626908
femkat a qt
(4/4) And the Totem Lathe, which is by far the one that caused me the most issues; I also tried to speed up the print, which was a bad idea; the top part was printed upside-down and it's sort of visible where I checked up and decided "shit, I need to slow the print speed down".
>>83626823
Good to hear.
>>83626848
Around an hour or so. Cruxtruder took 1:10, Alchemiter (with no arms) took ~45, and the TL took over two hours.
>also, are you allowed to actually charge for them
Debateably. I am offering these on a commission basis; i.e. I'm not making a ton and advertising all over the place "come buy my piles of stuff!". Plus, there are much more profitable pretty much direct ripoffs of existing WP merchandise (bags, shirts, horns, etc.) on Etsy; they are in direct competition with WP. I'm loosely taking the designs and interpreting them into a different form, a parody-of-a-parody of sorts.
>>83626895
eri's return to the core talksprites are usable imo
>>83626908
>tfw no Homestuck that's just everyone-as-girls, no balanced swaps to male or anything, just all girls
(5/4) Bonus: I don't think I ever posted this after I made it. Ghost's a bit translucent since it's less than a millimeter thick, but I think the rest turned out okay. Springs are a bit weird, though.
>>83626848
By the way, I AM available for things other than this. I'd be willing to make props for cosplay/display/etc., but the cost would depend on if the model is already made or if I have to make it myself. Contact me on my tumblr if you are interested; the next week or so might be an issue but after that should be fine.
I'll keep messing with it tomorrow night and slap some color on it
>>83627113
>I'd be willing to make props for cosplay
How big of a prop could a 3D printer make? Like could you reasonably print out a full-sized replica weapon?
>>83627121
iit2 fuckiing perfect
>>83627014
having the springs be screws instead increases their stability and still look good
>>83627121
noice
>>83627176
>ImPlYiNg GaMzEe DoEsN-
okay yeah that2 a paiin iin the a22 two type
>>83627207
i just kinda draww out the wws and vvs
also eri doesnt use commas
hand in your badge
>>83627176
Eridan's quirk is easy, fast, and creates an instant voice in your head that you recognize as your Prince.
>>83627207
I just assumed he had kind of a low sleazy guttural way of talking, and his w's and v's were slightly drawn out or slurred.
>>83627149
In parts, sure. My theoretical maximum is 200mm^3 (~7.8"^3, or an outstretched hand), and my printer is theoretically expandable. I've seen people assemble helmets and entire armor sets out of 3D printed parts, as well. One thing I've had my eye on is I've wanted to remake the weapon "sets" from Borderlands so they'd have swappable components (or even as a whole that can be taken apart).
>>83627165
Sorry, I'm not quite understanding; is this a suggestion, or a remark on what I've done?
>>83627281
it's a remark
the springs look good, but also seem solidly constructed
>>83625515
I extracted and upscaled all of the sprites from the Alternia walkarounds and [S] John: Enter Village, if you want them.
https://mega.nz/#!O8BixJiL!vidTM7bPb_G7oohXxa2gwdaNi75pFJEqso_3hPKXsxQ
How did eri become an HSG meme?
>>83627449
Like many things in Homestuck, he was a meme before he was even here.
Genuine answer though, around the time he murdered Kanaya.
>>83627354
Noted, thanks. The springs were the biggest issue there; I had tried to avoid making them too thin yet wanted to ensure they still looked like springs and weren't too solid.
>>83627449
by being the best troll
>>83627412
not that anon but thanks a bunch
>>83627546
it was hella easy, I can resize the images in batches so if anyone wants me to rip anything else just let me know
>>83627571
I do have one talksprite related request. I need to rip the poses from the single HSG talksprite in existence.
>>83627635
do you want them resized? He's kind of between the small and large sizes
>>83627706
I guess a set of all three if its not too much trouble.
>>83625379
>>83625613
>i can see everything
>>83627724
I took another look at it and I think it'll be okay with just the two sizes since he's supposed to be older than the kids anyway
https://mega.nz/#!eog1BYKa!f8hi6uOx8MFp1urnJsDBbsvSjo9ahmAZT-8D7PAQvgE
