Ranch or cool ranch?
>>83603324
>Ranch or cool ranch?
In Europe ranch dressing is called "American dressing".
Also it's fuckin gross and no one here likes it.
>>83604630
>it's fuckin gross and no one here likes it
just like Europe
is cboyardee the most significant animator of the 21st century?
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>83604630
yurops eat straight fucking mayonnaise on french fries.
>>83607048
Jesus dude I'm trying to eat over here.
>>83607048
To be fair, the mayo I had in Germany was definitely better tasting than what we got back in the States. But yeah fuck mayo.
Welcome to the watering hole. Come to wet your whistle?
>>83603324
I often hear quotes from these videos at random parts in my day.
This will always be a part of my life.
>>83607048
I think European mayo must be way different to American mayo, cause mayo on fries is great.
>>83604703
*musician
>he hasnt played barkley
>>83607048
It's good.
>>83608239
>>83609097
this is why anything europoors say about food is to be disregarded
>>83608239
Fries are fried in oil, why would you then dip them in a condiment that is 90% oil as well?
>>83604630
USA! USA!
>>83609304
I'm American. Throw some roasted garlic in there and say it's "aioli" and suddenly Americans will eat it up.
>>83603324
Chipotle Ranch.
Pull the trigger, see if I care.
>>83604630
>In Europe ranch dressing is called "American dressing".
If this be our legacy...
>>83609355
You niggas deep-fry butter, that's not a very good point.
>>83609659
As a novelty gross-out food they sell in state fairs, not as a regular thing
>>83609659
>bringing up carnival food
Oh common, that's entirely novelty. The whole place is greasy meat and sugar.
>>83607874
I've come to wet something else motherfucker.
>>83603324
Cool Ranch
I don't eat meme condiments.
>>83604630
That's cuz our ranch has mayo in it and that's fuckin gross
>>83607048
Is that weird? I do that all the time but I live in Wisgonsum.
What we commonly call "ranch" dressing was originally invented by a salad dressing company named "Hidden Valley Ranch". They produced many different salad dressings: "Hidden Valley Ranch Blue Cheese Dressing" "Hidden Valley Ranch Thousand Island Dressing" and so on. They also had a product called "Hidden Valley Ranch's Original Dressing". It was advertised as a secret recipe that they invented, and it quickly became they're most popular product as people used it not just as salad dressing, but a dipping sauce for many different things. At some point people commonly started referring to it as "ranch dressing" even though that's not what the product was actually called. The chip manufacturer Doritos eventually came up with a very close approximation of the "secret recipe" and used it to flavor their chips releasing them as "Cool Ranch Doritos". Eventually other companies were able to copy the flavor and release their own "ranch dressing" or similarly flavored products. And while "Hidden Valley Ranch's Original Dressing" was the original product that started it all, "Cool Ranch Doritos" were on the market before there was any official product just called "Ranch".
So Cool Ranch came before Ranch.
>>83603324
>Cboyardee will never make anymore surreal videos like this
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I've always loved you.
>>83603324
I don't listen to hip-hop.
>>83604630
Yes it is gross and I fail to see how people eat that garbage.
t. American
>>83610330
Nigga what? Ranch dressing is one of those foods that you add to stuff to make it better. Like cheddar cheese or bacon.
Ranch goes great with
salad
chicken
onion rings
carrots
cherry tomatoes
broccoli
burgers
bread sticks
and several other foods
Anyone who disagrees is quite simply culinarily retarded.
I think in every situation where you'd use ranch I'd rather have blue cheese dressing instead.
>>83607048
>talking shit about fritsaus
>>83604630
>In Europe ranch dressing is called "American dressing".Also it's fuckin gross and no one here likes it.
Britbong here. Can confirm.
American/Ranch dressing is really gross, and that's coming from a people who drown everything in vinegar to improve the taste.
I don't get the appeal. It's like mayo and cream jacked up with artificial "zest". It is the worst.
But anything with "American" in the name was predestined to be rubbish.
>>83610780
b...but it's american, and I hate america
>>83610284
truly a lost artform
>>83609659
YOU NIGGAS DEEP FRY MARS BARS
Don't forget, THIS IS WHAT EUROFAGS REALLY SNACK ON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty
>>83612426
That looks delicious, I see no issues here.
>>83612618
>potato sandwich
fucking hell
>>83612667
Those are chips senpai, with a healthy serving of tomato sauce.
I'm not sure about the rest of europe but i think its a predominantly British phenomenon.
I find it to be a good use of the scratty little chips left over after a fish and chips, scraps from the fish batter also go very well inside of it.
>>83612787
>chips
fries*
>>83612405
I'm not a Brit, I'm a Swiss.
One of our staple foods was literally developed by science for its healthiness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muesli
>>83610780
>Like cheddar cheese
Disgusting.
>>83604630
(you)
>>83612832
We have fries over here, theyre a distinctive subset of chips, thinner and often longer than regular chips they are the lowest form of chip taking its place in the hierarchy even below the vague term "Wedges" and is eaten only by the most unfortunate members of society, during trips to Macdonalds as a joke or as a starvation food when tescos is out of stock on everything but.
>>83612426
The British famously can't make a proper sandwich. Hell they've been invaded by French sandwich shops.
Ironic considering they came up with the concept.
