They can't even fucking SPELL subtlety, can they?
>>83523973
The fuck are you on about?
>>83523987
gay thread
Have you tried, not, being a mutant?
>>83523973
>They can't even fucking SPELL subtlety, can they?
In fairness, it's kind of a hard word.
>>83523973
The trouble with subtlety is that people are, by and large, thick. They'll just miss it, so you've got to hit them over the head to make a point.
>>83523973
TOO MANY FUCKING SYLLABLES.
>>83524080
Not gay at all right?
>>83524132
There's an alternate cut of that scene where Charles uses his powers to screw around with Angel's mind and makes her see Erik in a dress
Remember in X2 when Bobby came out? That scene is even more hilarious now
>>83524170
yeah i know
>>83524170
I don't believe you for even a second, but I accept it as fact because I want it to be true.
>>83524273
Bobby, you're a mutant
...I know Jean.
>>83524317
>Have you tried........not being a mutant?
Fuck that bitch
>>83524132
Totally gay. In fact, they've only gotten more and more gay as the franchise has continued, all attempts at No Homoing Xavier with Moira McTaggart to the contrary.
Truly they were an X-Men: Days of Future Past
>>83524384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlwtecbjT3c
>>83524393
LOUD BLACKBIRD NOISES
>>83524360
I havent had a lot of experience with this Jean, but when she shows up in Civil War II and causally announces to the crowded room that She Hulk is thinking something weird I couldnt help but think
>Bendis STILL hasnt stopped doing that with her?
>>83524512
YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKE IS ON
>>83524442
This is the set of movies that need the gay push. It's not even subtext at this point.
>>83524568
Well I was talking about Bobby's mom but yeah thats weird too
Someone has to have drawn movie Beast spraypainting his mouth silver, yes?
>>83524568
Why are the teen X-Men even in the present day? Why didn't anyone stop him?
>>83524080
This Mortal Kombat X had a subtle take on a gay character and developers still had to overtly reveal his sexuality because people can't read between the lines
>>83524712
I still think it's ridiculous that the fighting game with the deepest story also happens to be the same one where family members can brutally murder one another for no reason
>>83524658
they really should have been sent back after that fucking event.
>>83524005
>Have you tried...not being black?
>>83524959
Well yes thats obviously what the x-men used to be, but they're gay now.
Our childrens x-men will be stand ins for clones or cyborgs or someshit.
>>83525008
For actual mutants
>>83525008
Our children won't have X-Men though.
They won't even really know who Wolverine is.
>>83525008
>Our childrens x-men will be stand ins for clones or cyborgs or someshit.
>i like wolverine because i too am a wolverine-kin
>i like colossus because on all levels except physical, i am a metal
>>83525052
>not knowing who Laura is
and i bet you've never heard of miles morales.
>>83525052
Our children won't have X-Men because I doubt I'll have children, though.
What girl in their right mind would want a skinnyfat guy that just plays video games and reads comics when not working
>>83525207
probably a skinnyfat girl who also plays video games and reads comics when not working would
>>83525052
>They won't even really know who Wolverine is.
Those lucky bastards.
>>83525117
how popular is colossus in scandinavia anyway?
>>83525207
>skinnyfat
Is surprisingly acceptable to a lot of women
>working
If you have an good job, it doesn't matter what you do on the side.
>>83525166
You mean a character who isn't being promoted or pushed outside of comics?
Wolverine is no where near the popular draw he was 10 years ago. Marvel's doing a damn good job burying the X-Men.
>When I was seventeen I met a young man named Erik Lehnsherr. Believing that humanity would never accept us, he... he grew angry and vengeful. He became Magneto.
What did Professor X mean by this?
>>83525436
>he doesnt know x-23 is replacing huge jackedman in the movies
>>83525436
Not good enough. Claremont's still kicking.
>>83523973
They did this shit with Bobby in Xmen 2
>we went to many doctors and churches
There used to be a time when being a mutant was an allegory being a teenager in the mist of prejudice in adolescence and ethnic/religious discrimination. But now it's an allegory for being a closet faggot.
>>83524590
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FLY, FLATSCAN!
>>83524005
except this is actually valid. the 'do whatever feels good' thing is bullshit enough already, but have they even tried letting nature take its course and see if you can be straight? or maybe (gasp) that your urges are random and mean nothing?
>>83523973
and this is valid too. nobody wants to hear that shit, and if the cliche bully gets in trouble for bringing it up, nobody's gonna get on your case. they wont be able to. he'll get smacked down for insinuating it and you can get on with your life
>>83526535
Oh wow. [Marginalized group] in fiction is used as a stand in for [marginalized group] in real life!
Same shit, different day.
>>83524959
Michal Jackson tried not being Black
>>83526535
>being a mutant was an allegory for ethnic/religious discrimination
>now it's an allegory for an incredibly similar type of discrimination
KIDS THESE DAYS
KIDS THESE DAYS
>>83526535
>now
>>83524317
I like how they just copy and paste the shit on the right. Holy fuck, fuck western comics.
Like the source material?
>>83524649
I never made that connection until you pointed it out
