Not sure if this is the right board for this, but this needs to be answered.
Who is the canonically strongest cartoon mascot? My assumption has to be that its JGG because of his size, but also because he can change size depending on his level of sun exposure. In some of his earlier adverts he's smaller than a pea-pod but he's also yellow, as if he'd wilted.
Who could beat him? I have to assume Mr. Peanut could stand a chance if he could go SSJ2 in time. What are your thoughts?
Could Tony the Tiger beat him with his high endurance?
Frankenberry should have similar inhuman strength to Frankensteins monster, never tiring, unending, unrelenting, berry flavored undeath.
>>83519726
Well Lucky has magic on his side, so that gives him an edge.
I want to see this thread succeed, but I don't want to be a part of it.
This motherfucker can take on the entire IRS. No one else stands a chance
from reading Breakfast of the Gods it kinda seems like they all used to be more badass before society got pansier. i had no idea sugar bear used to fucking hulk out to get his golden crisp
>>83524284
He could walk up walls and had super strength. I have to assume he could stop time as well.
It wouldn't just be about how strong they are but how limited their use of that power is when you factor in their product-based limitations. Wilkins the Wilkins Coffee muppet can and will do anything and everything to you but only if you refuse or otherwise show dissatisfaction for his product, otherwise he's got nothing.
>>83525405
So are you saying Wilkins can defeat any other mascot on the condition that his opponent refuses the coffee?
According to the Keebler lore, the elves are immortal in the sense that they never age. In a battle of attrition, they literally can't be defeated.
![o-LUCKY-CHARMS-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ktn08Jo.jpg "o-LUCKY-CHARMS-facebook[1].jpg")
I'd say this guy could beat anyone. Really, he's unstoppable and just toys with the kids for the fun of it. Eat your heart out, Trix Rabbit
the hamburger helper hand can appear anywhere people have his product, so technically his mobility is infinite. his power is up for debate though. but does it matter? if he has a network of hamburger helper users around the globe, he can avoid any attack instantly.
I'd say the doughboy has a fair shot. He has no strength, but I think he's extremely durable. rather than pain, physical contact makes him laugh. Can you ever defeat an opponent who won't surrender?
>>83525657
Just tickle him into submission. How hard can a lump of dough hit? He's never depicted to be larger than 6 inches .
This mother fucker has a reality warping punch at least on par with Superboy Prime.
We also have to consider if we're counting Popeye in this since he appeared on some spinach cans. I'd say no since he didn't start out as a mascot, and that would make it unfair.
>>83525728
I don't think he'd ever submit though.
Cap'n Crunch has a ship that presumably has cannons, he'd have the advantage in a distance battle.
>>83519726
/thread
>>83525735
first time i saw this i though the middle blue stripe was a censor bar
The Honeycomb Craver has manic Honeycomb powers and the ability to create more of himself using hungry children. That could make things very interesting in a fight, particularly if he stops by somewhere like Africa first.
>>83525745
Then he'd still be permanently disabled. Just a touch of the finger and he's useless.
>>83525804
Did not originate as a mascot. Does not qualify.
>>83525817
Did you think his big erect dong was pointing at his face?I thought his hat was his hair.
>>83525803
He also has a very high Charisma stat, considering he's a captain. I have to put him at the top of the list so far. He has powerful utility with his ship and he also has the ability to recruit other mascots to his team. Formidable foe.
>>83525865
that's not his hair?
>>83525657
But you could squish him or bake him. Both seem feasible considering what he's made of.
>>83525976
Squishing would only deform him, not defeat him. In my head-canon, he could even be split and remolded together with no damage. However, baking would kill him outright.
Just HOW cuckoo is he?
I'm going to whack your beanstalk off, giant
>>83526064
But if he was split up would he be able to multiply or would he just have two halves of one body? Could he get more dough and become bigger?
>>83526842
>General Mills' gonna FREAK! hahahahhaha
>Forgetting Kool Aid Man
He is the Juggernaut of cartoon mascots.
>>83519726
Jolly Green Giant is a jolly green target. Plus he's weak to fire and weedkiller.
Ronald Mcdonald obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUCQUe6L_yw
I believe in Ronald and The King
>>83529446
>>83529522
Jonarudo McJonarudo
Best waifu mascot.
It feels like the Trix rabbit could potentially accomplish anything except specifically acquiring Trix long enough to consume it.
He's got access to all kinds of technology that he builds from scratch including robots, he's got reality warping powers, and I remember a few commercials where he's done high-tiered science nonsense and magic.
One can't forget Kool-Aid man's strength though. It seems it's near infinite in order to deliver drinks to thirsty children. Strong enough to shift through dimensions at least.
>>83529644
That's not the Morton Salt girl.
>>83529644
Wendy's has some of the best fast food burgers on the market. Only contested by A&W and to a lesser extent Dairy Queen
>>83529644
It's a shame the real-life version is old, fat, and unattractive.
>>83530168
Maybe we can redo her to be young, fat, and attractive.
>>83530200
You can't redo real people.
>>83529706
>>83527630
kek
![count-chocula1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/M0Hx9UM.png "count-chocula1[1].png")
>>83519726
He's based on Dracula, and Dracula had some pretty hax abilities.
Superhuman strength
Superhuman agility
Spider-man climbing
Telepathy and illusions
Teleportation
Control over animals
Weather manipulation
Shape shifting
Granted he might be one of the retarded vampires who can't do any of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MqAt8S5lws
>>83525803
His ship can literally travel anywhere on a wave of cereal and it presumably does what he commands without needing a crew he's like the flying dutchman.
>>83531001
>time to ss face
>>83532543
You just made me both hungry for cereal and lustful for a cap comic or cartoon. Holy heck he's awesome
>>83531285
I always figured that instead of blood he sucks chocolate, and I'm not willing to disagree with the logic of my 6yo self. That should mean if he's in a location without chocolate he'd be weakened and able to be defeated.
>>83533062
But chocolate is a lot more easy to obtain discreetly than blood, and if he's lived this long, he must have learned to always keep a stash.
>>83529522
Can someone redpill me on Jojo? I've never seen that show. Do they get their powers from their stands/poses or something? I'd be cool with it, but i need to know.
>>83525803
He's also the winner of the Jerma Rumble 2 and Jermania 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWo4H0MY8jU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRCcpKcwyYo
>>83520016
Practically all he eats is processed corn with sugar coating. Do you honestly think he has the endurance or stamina for such a task?
>>83533397
Stands are what gives them powers, yes. Can someone redpill me on why people keep saying redpill instead of just asking questions?
>>83525803
Also, the Cap'n is a veteran of countless battles against the Soggies. What he doesn't have in physical strength or magical powers he makes up for in combat experience, better equipment and sheer charisma.
>>83532625
He's one of the main characters of Breakfast of the Gods.
>>83533626
I think it's some term that originated from the Matrix movies but is now used for various social justice information-dumps.
>>83533439
Jermania rumble 2016 when?maybe that's Jerma's secret project
>>83533626
I was using the term ironically. Since it is more appropriate to actually just ask a question than saying 'redpill', it becomes more out of place and ridiculous, therefore humorous.
The Sugar Puff Monster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udXhS1DeWaE
>>83519726
Is there a genderswap version of JGG.
>>83534402
it's question i forgot the "?"
>>83525865
For some reason I thought he was a moose until like a year or two ago.
>>83519726
This reminds me of an idea I had for a movie that would be like Rise of the Guardians, only with cereal mascots.
>>83532473
came to post this
>>83526842
Cuckoo enough that he runs around naked now.
>>83521624
Yeah, that fucker has teleportation and minor Tera forming magic
>>83529644
"Where's the beef? Between Wendy's buns."
/end thirdgradehumor
>>83534529
Wasn't that the original plan for "Foodfight?"
>>83525803
His cereal also cuts the roof of your mouth. Bleed out
I need pictures or webms of that squire girl selling cookies or crackers or whatever. I think she's European
Honey Monster is hench af, I reckon he could take on a lot of Mascots.
How much do you reckon he can Bench Press?
>>83534402
She-Hulk.
>>83520016
Duracell bunny is the champion of endurance. He can last days running and not break a sweat.
If you think anyone can beat big mixx your all out of your mind.
>>83534981
I don't know about strength or abilities, but this guy makes his living off of capturing his own kind and selling them to humans to be eaten. You do not want to test this motherfucker because he will do whatever it takes, while also smiling like a benevolent grandfather.
He may not win the fight, but you will not be prepared for how ugly it gets once this cold son of a bitch gets into the fray.
>>83536354
This..."thing" makes my blood run cold.
Erin Esurance could take them all.
>>83519726
This is a good thread. Deserves a bump.
And also made me remeber The Cleaner from Venture Bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EBcJBdNpeU
>>83535129
I remember that androgynous qt
>>83529705
MODS
>>83535450
500 Sugar Puff BoxesKilo boxes
>>83533781
>>83533626
Came from matrix movies but then P O L adopted it and wont shut the fuck up with using that term for when they're "enlightening" you.
>>83519726
This is not a question. Popeye had a brand of spinach and he is canonly the strongest being in existence.
>>83519726
As a kid I used to believe the jolly green giant was related to hulk
Or at least they were 1 in the same
>>83537302
>they stopped making those commercials because of all the porn that was being generated of Erin
We don't live in the best of all possible worlds. We're probably not even in the top ten.
>>83537992
Donald Duck had a brand of FCOJ, are you trying to start some shit on The Duck?
>>83538620
>>83537992
>>83536168
Just remind him how much of a freak of nature until he's broken
>>83538503
oh shit waddup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
>>83533384
Discreetly? Sure. In terms of difficulty to obtain it needs alot more effort to manufacture. You require hundreds of people paid so little that they're considered slave laborers just to harvest the beans alone for a chocolate bar. Grabbing a random human and sucking blood is alot easier.
>>83533397
Parts 1 and 2 is generic "chi" energy called "Hamon" they can channel through their bodies to do strong shit.
Part 3 the writer got bored and made hamon manifest as "stands" which are basically pokemon/digimon.
Now nobody actually fights anymore. They literally STAND around while their stand does the fighting
>>83539740
>Now nobody actually fights anymore. They literally STAND around while their stand does the fighting
that was true up to past six but with Steel Ball Run most stands manifest as some kind of physical ability and characters move around and shoot each other
>>83529644
I'm about to fap to a fast food mascot
how did I get this low
I'm better than this
>>83536354
>this guy makes his living off of capturing his own kind and selling them to humans to be eaten
I can't stop laughing
>>83540644
>thinking you have any standards
>when you go on 4chan
>>83526991
Jack is more a well-adjusted business man than a physical powerhouse.
>>83540644
Don't thank me for this.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2560066
>>83534529
breakfast of the gods already covered this anon. six years ago.
http://breakfastofthegods.com/breakfast-of-the-gods-book-1/book-one-page-1/
shit gets out of control when the snack & soup mascots join in.
Captain crunch was animated by the rocky and bullwinkle people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOK56HvQoNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ntMxOwBkuU
>>83541956
anon she looks like a 10 year old here
what is this
>>83528229
then he is a LITERAL glass cannon
just wait til he breaks
>>83525976
>>83526064
>bake him
this happened in one of madtv's clops sketches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2RZABiePo
I remember it being scary to me the first time I saw it
>>83538599
On the bright side the pop-tart nurse is gaining some momentum for people who like foodplay/thickness/fat/slutty nurses/eating people and babies. So it isnt all bad.
