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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
Alright everyone rank the gems when it comes to intelligence
Peridot > Rose Quartz > Garnet > Pearl > Sapphire > Steven > Lapis > Amethyst > Jasper > Ruby
To be honest I'm having a hard time ranking them. What makes intelligence anyway? I put Peri in front because she seems like a very fast learner maybe she even has a photographic memory. She's also a pretty good mechanic and seems to strive to find the truth and see the bigger picture. In the past she was also able to trick and trap the CG (who were in the advantage of 4 against 1 with one having a future vision ability and another being able to find her with a tracker). On the other hand her ego and tantrums get the better of her sometimes. Honestly we don't know much about Rose still. But I assume as former team leader who survived a thousand years war and seemed to have this plan laid out ahead for Steven, she was pretty smart. Both on strategy and general knowledge. Garnet represents the very best of both Ruby and Sapphire and is the new team leader. She's usually calm and on the battle field the one who shouts strategies to her teammates (often gives good personal advices as well). Future vision helps too. Downside of her is while she's usually calm, she's 'the fury' as well and we've seen her sometimes just smash things without thinking things through. With Pearl it feels like I should have ranked her higher. For 'a Pearl' she taught herself to fight and do technical work as well, which is very admirable. I feel like Sapphire, Steven and Lapis are pretty close to each other but I could see some future events make them switch positions anyway. As for Amethyst, Jasper and Ruby...as disposable soldiers doing the hard brawl work I think brains matter less. Maybe Jasper surprises me later on the show though.
First for peri
Scribbles draw opal holding a conch shell!
>>83469982
In raw intelligence, I'd put Rose lower than Pearl, but I think Rose's strength was inspiring people and military strategy rather than outright brilliance.
I'd probably make Amethyst and Jasper equal. The former's smarter than she looks and the latter's probably at least the equivalent of a Sergeant.
Okay let's have a real discussion
Whose the cutest VA?
>Lesbian midgets in a trenchcoat
Already a bad thread
>>83470004
Cutest voice or cutest IRL?
>>83469945
>Gay Edition
That's fairly redundant in reference to this show. Sugar wears her yuri-fagging on her sleeve. My kinda gal.
from the other thread
>>83470004
Deedee Magno
>>83470017
IRL
>>83470021
and this one. I'm pretty slow and its almost 5 am
>>83470012
I want Jasper to crash the crystal queers' party
>>83470032
She's going to be redeemed through the Rubies somehow.
>>83470029
I dont look at pictures of voice actors IRL as that ruins my perception of the character forever
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83470028
See I'm a Pearlfag and I've got to say Jennifer is cuter
It would've been funny if Sapphire confused Ruby for Ruby and tried fusing with her
>>83470054
That would be sad
>>83470047
I accept and respect your opinion.
I'm a Sapphire fag, though.
>already made a thread, all that needed to do was wait for page ten then actually post it
>got fucking distracted by shitty memes
>>83470054
No that would be rape
You know what, I think when it comes to Steven+Gem fusions, the weapon should also have a use as a musical instrument, because Steven.
>Rainbow Quartz 2.0: Axe that turns into a guitar.
>Pyrope: Shield gauntlets that can be used as bongos
>>83470071
Of course lapis would give rape a thumbs up
>>83470066
Deedee doesn't voice Sapphire does she?
>>83470021
This is cool as fuck, as the OR and a big fan of both characters. Thanks a ton.
>>83470070
You can't let the dank memes get you, son.
>>83470082
Its not rape if its a jasper
>>83470093
Erica Luttrell does Sapphire.
>>83470080
Considering Steven's weapon is also a shield, like Rose's, shouldn't his weapons when fused with Gems be the same as when Rose were fused with the Gems?
>>83470107
That's what I thought
>>83469982
So...are people mostly agreeing with me? I was expecting some more discussion or did I post this at the wrong time of the day?
>>83470100
It's not murder if it's a lazuli
It's "making paint"
Have you gone to the doctor recently /sug/?
>>83470095
np anon
>>83470110
Could be, but Steven might be a rule breaker.
Technically, a shield could form similar shapes to an axe if stuck to the end of a spear.
>>83470114
I said switch Jasper and lapis
>>83470118
My insurance was rejected because I turned 26 and Blue Shield told me I was still on it until June `10th but my doctor's office was like lol no.
>>83470114
>4chan
>discussion
Hi, anon
Aren't you gonna say...hello?
>>83470114
Nigga I replied to you!
>>83470123
I don't know what weapon Rainbow Quartz has, but it should still be the same weapon even if it's Steven fused with Pearl instead of Rose.
>>83470114
No one cares
>>83469982
Steven < Peridot < Ruby < Amethyst < Lapis < Peridot (Enhanced) < Sapphire < Garnet < Jasper < Rose, Pearl
Charisma
Greg <<< Everyone
>>83470152
I would have suggested an umbrella with a spear tip.
>>83470152
That's not gonna stop him using it as a guitar.
>>83470152
>>83470123
Im going to reign in my autism here but theres literally zero reason for rainbow quartz to have an axe.
Spear and shield are the most efficient tools for warfare period.
Come to think of it like that, goes to show that pearl and rose were OTP until rose got a whiff of that hot monkey dick.
>>83470117
Take a good look at this face
Imagine, perhaps next season, we will see this very face chuckling along with the crystal gems, patting Steven on the head, followed by a star wipe
>>83470169
>Greg
>Less than everyone in charisma
>boned a fucking Space General
I see you trying to ruse post there, Pearl.
>>83470169
>>>
>>83470171
>>83470177
Well he can feel free to try.
>>83470186
We already know fusions follow the rule of cool. It can be anything, really. An umbrella or parasol would make sense with Steven's/Rose's protective powers, and Pearl's agility.
>>83469982
>>83469982
Obviously it's Rose Quartz>the Diamonds>>>>everyone else
The other Gems are harder to rank because they're all strong in some areas and weak in others. If we're just talking IQ Pearl and Peridot are probably at the top but Peridot's socially retarded. Also I'd probably rank Jasper a fair bit higher and Lapis a fair bit lower, she's never really done anything to suggest she's particularly smart to me. Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid
>>83470216
Sometimes i feel this show is too anime for me.
>>83470196
For some reason, the fanart depicting Jasper as being super pretty reminds me of Wonder Woman Odyssey, where Giganta was drawn as being utterly gorgeous.
Then again, that Doris was from an alternate timeline where she was an Amazon, so whatever.
>>83470217
fwiw, Lapis rused Jasper. Twice, technically.
>>83470217
>Steven should be much lower too but that's mainly because he's a kid
The comics have already established that he's a genius thanks to the Gems homeschooling him, that's probably why he's so high.
>inb4 comics aren't canon
That comic was a trainwreck but the only good thing to come out of it was the revelation that Steven is homeschooled.
>being thee of little faith
http://i.imgur.com/WsThL61.png
>>83470236
I blame the artists.
We need to keep Lapis on a leash so Jasper will come back.
If you've never contemplated suicide, then you've never truly been in love.
If you've never contemplated murder-- than you've never been divorced.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where the posts are slow and comfy, but still pretty fucked in our own way. I'm your host, Lapis Kiosk, and I'm not laughing at ya I'm-- okay I am. But only a little.
>One new Anon is surprised at the rate at which lewds and porn is made of Doc Ruby. You innocent soul.
>Merchant Anon continues to amaze with his dizzying mercantile sense. (His barter is clearly at 100.) Inside Sources say this man will buy his way into the Senate some day. Is he secretly Scrooge McDuck? More at 11.
>Lars confirmed worst fuckboi ever as he is stalked by two older futa women. Possible samefag? Will investigate further.
>Jasperfags perfectly demonstrate why they earned the /freak/ moniker. Local nutcase and supposedly sweet individual Orangekisses has a brief existential crisis. Unremarkable as furries are quite insane already. They recover soon after.
>One anon dodged a bullet as they had no idea who THE ASIAN is. I'm enjoying these nubies. They're cute and unaware.
>One Pearlfag has obscene luck as they don't get to play the coveted Pearl Dating Sim properly. No swanky ending for that guy. Poor bastard.
>Once again, nobody can fucking figure out when the next episode is supposed to air. We're not on hiatus, but CN is so incontinent, they'd rather jerk off to the money being literally printed via their resurrected property. It'd be like aborting a 20 year old with a vacuum cleaner.
>Jojoposter continues to show us why Jojos are abominable people unable to differentiate whether or not shows that are melting pots of ideas can't stand by themselves and must be taking from something else. Nothing new under the sun.
>A lengthy and rather wordy thesis on which gems are the most intelligent is posted. Only one guy gives a crap and even then tells him to refine it.
Thanks for listening. Stay classy and stay tuned.
>>83470246
That deceit was not smart, her strength was unprecedented
All Lapis did was delay their teaming up and trying to kick CG ass a few months later. She's a dummy
>>83470261
Holy shit the news is so fast and accurate
>>83470252
This is amazing, thanks Scribble.
So how about some manga gems.
>>83470261
Want to do some "in-depth" and "undercover" reporting?
>>83470261
Stunning
This is my kinda newspaper
>>83470297
Wow they're all the same with different haircuts
Perleta groga
Estirada i pedant
La meva vida sense tu es sent sola
Pero la teva es d'un diamant
Taking writefag requests.
So, Steven Floats just aired in Spain. What is going on?
>>83470323
Who's writing?
Also, Steven sharing his music with Pearl.
>little peridot was potentially at risk for being shattered
>Ruby and sapphire don't give a fuck and proceed to bump n' grind, grope, neck, and eyerape one another the entire time
Is it because peridot didn't put out in Log Date?
>>83470336
It appears to be an anonymous.
>>83470323
Not lewd? Steven and Lapis play tag in the forest
Lewd? Lapis and Steven try mutual masturbation
>>83470261
>stalked by two older futa women.
Why can't they be real?
>>83470257
>not mentioning Scribbles showing up
>>83470261
>tfw Steven will never be stalked by older futa women
>>83470114
Wrong time of the day. I agree with you, for what is worth.
>>83470252
You draw the best hot women, thanks Scribble.
>>83470383
I don't even know who Scribbles is.
>>83470335
What do you mean what's going on? Spain's following their own schedule, like France.
>>83470335
WAs it announced beforehand?
>>83470415
What the hell is wrong with you
>>83470071
I fucking love this image.
>>83470320
Catalans get out
>>83470272
Of course it was dumb. But still smarter than Jasper, who thought it was a good idea to try to goad Lapis and get her angry by reminding her of her imprisonment while failing to realize Lapis hated her even more than she hated the CG.
>>83470261
>taped glases
evritym
>>83470434
I dunno.
>>83470020
>Saphire in a one piece
Mmmph
>>83470434
WOW!
Judgemental much?
>>83470450
Jasper was only use facts and reasoning to get a potential ally Homeworld gem to take down the rebel scum enemy in a deadly situation. (5 against 1)
Peridot was responsible for having lapis dragged back to earth, and also SHE interrogated her not Jasper. All we can confirm what Jasper did to her is yank on her arm twice, be an asshole on the beach, and put her in the cell in the ship once she revealed herself to be a little sneak (withholding info about "rose quartz")
Lapis' power took every gem so far by surprise. She's not your average Lazuli, even Pearl remarked she had no idea the gem inside the mirror was so powerful. Jasper had no reason to believe lapis was a demigodlike in water power
>>83470498
Sapphire's too cute for some outfits.
>>83470507
...sorry
>>83470520
>Sapphires Legs+Rubies Muscles=Garnets Mass
Unf!
>>83470521
she would probably look nice with a skirt lift and a garter belt.
This is a slow thread
>>83470560
We're all Europeans here.
>>83470560
It's six in the morning on Saturday.
Some of us are going to work today. Or are tired as fuck from last night.
>>83470389
Just some more people answered which is great and definitely insightful if they leave reasons why, but otherwise I'm going to repost this a few threads later once the US folks get more active (I'm at the zoo now anyway)
But thanks to everyone answering at least
GUYS!
What if episode "Know Your Fusion" will be about JASPER?
She can be already redempted when it airs, so she will be in good terms with CG. And we know that she ok with fusion now. What if she want to fuse again, but Lapis don't beleive her, and Jasper can't properly fuse with others because she constantly keeps screwing this up?
So CG (or Garnet herself) will teach her how to make people trust her. And how to trust them, so she can form a proper fusion.
In the end we can even get Malachite back!
>>83470577
six in the morning for you
>>83470572
California checking in
I've got to do shit at 7
>>83470596
No.
>>83470596
I really can't see KYF as being anything but a information/recap episode.
>>83470515
>Whatever happened, Lapis was openly hostile to Jasper the entire time we saw them together. Add to that, thst Lapis was clearly trying to protect 'rose quartz', and there's no reason for Jasper to trust her. Which to her credit, she didn't, hence tossing her in a cell . What she did do was decide that Lapis was a pushover she could manipulate, and that was a grievous error in judgement that earned her months at the bottom of the sea, an Alexandrite whupping, and a fall into a fissure to fate unknown.
And all of this was after she completely botched the mission by focusing on Steven instead of checking the cluster, and lost their spaceship because she underestimated Garnet, who played her too.
FUCKIN AROUND
>>83470602
So what you fucking tommies don't drink at night on Saturday and work at 1100-1200?
It is a slow day..
>>83470577
>Warpwhistle
sure is warping me somewhere.
>>83470613
Oh yeah when Jasper forcefully pulled her off the hand ship in The return Lapis was totally hostile
>>83470623
I don't.
>>83470619
Here lies anon, who was banned for three days
>>83470613
It was an error thanks to wildcard OP Lapis
I do not feel this makes "Lapis more intelligent than Jasper"
>>83470636
>getting banned three days forLION AROUND
Really?
Go to Hell, Steven.
I love fangs.
>>83470663
>Lapis with fangs
No
Just no
>>83470657
The fuck you talking about?
>>83470657
Really? I only got silenced for 15 minutes. I'm not even sure it was a mod.
>>83470667
>short bow is just as big as the person using it
>>83470663
>Trying to induct blue gem into the fang gang
>>83470646
I feel like Jasper made unbelievably poor decisions that ruined a milk run, and cost them a fight they should have easily won.
She's right above the Rubies until she gets her shit together.
>>83470613
>focusing on Steven
You mean infamous rebel leader "Rose Quartz".
>underestimating Garnet
I think she was being cocky in her smack-talk for sure, but gave it her best in the fight.
>>83470662
Why would you say that to poor Steven?
>>83470680
That's really what you're criticizing with that image?
>>83470692
Steven is an abomination.
He deserves to go to hell.
>>83470700
Yes.
>>83470692
Because he's a Jew.
>>83470663
So do I.Hope I don't get wacky-malleted for this
>>83470690
She got baited into fighting near important ship systems.
Heel turn when?
>>83470689
Add up all the dumb as shit stunts lapis pulled and she'll butt up next to the rubies
or is she excused from stupidity as trying to stretch an ocean to another galaxy because she was "so stressed out"
>>83470688
>fang gang
HA!
>>83470722
Oh well.
Fusion dance-off episode when?
>>83470722
I miss the old days when a ban for "racism" could occasionally be presented to you with a banner of characters in blackface.
>>83470704
Shhhhh, it's a secret.
When will Lars go evil?
>>83470743
>post deleted
But why
>>83470196
Taught her about human anatomy first, then took her to pound town. Now that takes charisma
>>83470740
What if that's the plot to KYF? The fusions have a dance party.
When will Steven go to toon town?
>>83470714
>image
I have several questions.
>>83470713
No he isn't! He's a Christian now!
>>83470754
He already is, just incompetent
>>83470766
WE ARE THE CHRISTIAN GEMS
Hot dogs are really super, much better than porkchops.
>>83470794
I forget what a porkchop is
>>83470765
Yeah, I didn't have the less suspect images.
What card games does Steven play?
>>83470794
Especially good ol' turkey dogs.
>>83470596
>we can even get Malachite back!
better idea
>>83470813
That looks fucking horrible.
>>83470802
it's like a lambchop
but from a pig
>>83470813
But why is pink?
>>83470813
Stevonnie/Lapis fusion
No thank you, I'd much rather a Lapis/Steven fusion.
>>83470805
Guy Fighter
Card Wars
Old Maid
Uno
Dos
Gem Rummy
>>83470722
Truly the end times
>>83470813
Please keep Connie out of any and all future fusions.
Thanks.
>>83470813
Wouldn't the wings be much bigger if Lapis fused with someone else?
>>83470619
I would have liked a pun.
>>83470813
>>83470826
I want to see a Steven/gem fusion, but I admit that I'm curious if Steven could fuse to humans and gems at the same time like some fusion intermediary.
>>83470826
How pissed will Lapis be when she learns Steven fussed with Connie before him?
>>83470722
>>83470854
I don't think that would make her mad though.
>>83470854
I don't know, and I don't think she particularly cares for fusion, but just imagine Pearl reacting to not bring the first Gem that Steven fuses with.
>>83470853
Well, what good would a bridge who can't support everyone be?
>>83470854
fusing for pleasure and intimacy would be just as foreign a concept for her as it was for Jasper and Peridot
>>83470758
The temporary block said it was off topic.
>extraterrestrial gestalt lifeform
>has a West London accent
Especially weird considering her components sound American.
>>83470298
Are... are you hitting on me?
>>83470887
8==D
>>83470884
I think they were going for that Scwharzeneggar-esque thing where his voice was the perfect fit for a Terminator because his voice wasn't quite "right".
>>83470884
Does it bother you(that much)?
>>83470884
>Britbong gem Best gem
Sounds about right
>>83470887
Blue sluts belong on superior gem cock.
>>83470882
That's fucking bullshit.
>>83470776
WE'LL PRAISE THE LORD TODAY
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL
>>83470884
>Garnet is the only gem to tell steven he loves him
And how is she not best mom?
>>83470948
>implying mods do anything without the purpose of antagonize us
>>83470922
Only maybe?"Maybe" you can take me out to lunch later when I'm done working the beat.
>>83470959
Because she didnt check her fucking volume
>>83470688
>Gayer than Garnet
Is this even legal?
>>83470959
She's a shit mom. She can't even do anything to infants but terrorize them.
I can't make out the canon name of the leader. is it DOL? with just one L?
>>83470942
What the fuck are they even doing? I swear gems just make shit up half the time they dance.
Best fusions?
>>83470923
Not really. It's just a bit silly. Then again, maybe the Brits actually picked up the accent from her.
>>83470940
>tfw Garnet will never ask you "Would ya like a spo' 'o tea, mate?"
Does garnet like tea?
>>83470985
Now I wanna hear Garnet say mate at the end of a sentence.
>>83470884
we should get more gems with accents then.
>>83471010
Opal with an Australian accent
>>83470843
You need a Lamar for this.
>>83470969
Lel
>>83470973
Doc like in the Snow White dwarves.
>>83470973
Forgot to post pic.
>>83470959
And Peridot is the only gem Steven ever told to he loves her :^)
>>83470196
>>83470969
Not on homeworld. But what happens on Earth stays on Earth.
>>83470837
She's gonna be in the Temple Fusion. Accept it.
>>83470959
Steven knows that Pearl is the best mom, his dreams betray what his mind knows. Garnet is nothing but a cool neighbour to him.
>>83471023
Thanks.
Is shoulder Ruby called Arm1, or is that 1 supposed to be an other letter?
>>83470577
I just got off work.
>>83470964
well they do it for free.
>>83470967
If your'e lucky
Is it wrong that I want all the Rubies to fight Sapphire
>>83470663
where does this fang meme come from?
>>83470261
>>83470959
She is though.
>>83470969
I don;t think that's physically possible. Garnet is literally made of lesbians. Said lesbians even follow the classic butch/femme dynamic.
>>83471002
Same. She needs to do at least one "oi" as well.
>>83470959
I think it's more that Garnet hasn't been as expressive with her emotions before, so Steven already knows Pearl and Amethyst love him.
>>83471010
I always wonder why they don't give Alexandrite a russian accent, since the stone originates from Russia.
>>83471061
I want the Hit the Diamond Episode being redone as a comic, but with Doc actually looking like this.
>>83471073
>Amethyst love him.
Hey Steven I'm gonna turn into you dead mom and taunt your father with it.
>>83471050
Haha, anon
"Army"
>>83471063
Friend Ship.
>>83470794
You fucking take that back.
Porkchops and applesauce are the shit.
>>83471061
Is this incest or selfcest?
>>83470959
She is best mom, that's an absolute, objective non changeable truth, anon, she protects him, she's supportive and she knows what's best for him, Pearl is weak and yall niggas know it, amy is more like a sister than anything else.
Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
So... by that naming our Ruby should be named Handy? Or... Mrs. Hands?
>>83471095
uh?
>>83471031
Why is fag ruby named navy?
>>83471109
That's cause lapis is making shit up
>>83471114
Because the ocean is gay.
OI, LISTEN UP YA BLOODY WANKERS._________________Legs.____________
>>83471093
>>83471023
Of course.
Thanks again. Am I a shitty reader, or has Sugar a shitty hand-writing?
>>83471113
Pearl had visible fangs in several scenes during the episode and people latched onto it.
>>83471061
"fight"
>>83471114
Gem on Naval retard
>>83471109
Lapis just gives up being whole, what a loser.
>>83471063
It was a theory that gems are like cats or someshit, it was garbage, but some people liked it.
>>83471103
Both.
>>83471033
Brutal
>>83471132
It's pretty shitty, not just you
>>83471132
Your a shit reader
>>83471133
Pics?
>>83471065
>I don;t think that's physically possible.
Actually, it's possible to fuse Navy and Sapphire. Resulting Garnet will be far gayer.
>>83471109
>but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).
Trampled by hundreds and hundreds of gem. Running for their life. Not really the same thing.
>>83471061
>fight
you mean fuck sapphire
>>83471152
>Your a shit reader
damn
>>83471157
But a gun could kill a gem right
>>83471031
Is it just me, or is Navy coming on to Doc?
>>83471103
Oh, okay, it's not just me.
steven after not surviving
>>83471128
What legs?
>tfw you had a SU dream
>steven has a room that makes anything he wants a reality
Kids gonna have an awesome puberty
>>83471170
Sorry m8
>>83471172
Same fag
>>83471170
Screw that guy listen to my post >>83471151
>>83471180
>tfw you never had a SU dream
>>83471103
neither. its just sticking to people of your own ethnicity
Connie likes to dress up as a warrior/magical girl which misses an eye.
Slowly Connie became a warrior girl herself... could it be foreshadowing? Will Connie lose an eye in the future?
>>83471177
Yum
>>83471180
Were ruby and sapphire drug addicts in yours too?
>>83471186
>samefag
Why?
>>83471180
I've had two so far
>>83471180
I had a dream where Lapis was in my backyard gardening with monarch butterflies flying around her. Now I'm learning how to lucid dream again.
>>83471109
Peri had repulsor field technology. Also lapis is fucking lying.
>>83471202
Because no one fucking cares about the gun v gem argument
>>83471181
He also have shapeshift powers. Connie hit a jackpot of all jackpots for earth women.
>>83471176
Garnet's legs.
Ruby's legs are thick. Sapphire's legs are slender. When put together, we get Garnet's shapely gams.
Legs.
>>83471152
Pics of Pearl having fangs in the show or just fangs in general?
>>83471199
Nah. It's was more of a sci-if adventure with SU characters.
>>83471109
The water witch is a confirmed liar several times over
>>83471238
In show
Ànd do people actually have a gang fetish?
>>83471245
Really? How?
>>83471244
Mh, so a big gun could do it.
>>83471128
Go back to robbing banks, Hoxton.
>>83471109
You don't even need a gun, a sharpened stick is enough to poof a gem.
¿Who want this....
>>83471172
Well, if the bullet has an impact similar to that of the top of a rock meeting a gem weighted with 70-80 Kg falling for 50-70 meters, then it can at least do some damage.
>>83471251
Here you go.
Well yes. It's an oral fixation that's a bit embarrassing but I think it's not that weird. Just imagine your tongue being scrapped at the sides when you kiss someone, heavenly.
>>83471273
... AFTER THIS?
>>83471272
>poof
>crack
>>83471273
I want a Pearl one
>>83471272
Everybody would prefer to forget all about that.
>>83470774
I was just about to ask when he'd be more evil than Lapis breaking the tape recorder.
Then I remembered him talking shit about Rose being dead to Steven. Holy fuck I hate Lars. When is he going to get cancer?
>>83471292
Still, it shows that gems aren't that tough.
>>83471280
Hm interesting
>>83471273
>not Orangekissess' Jasper
He's the only one who I would trust to do something like this, since he loves Jasper deeply and would do her justice.
I've got bad news everyone...I'm Steven.
>>83471254
>lying to Jasper about Steven
>deceiving Jasper in fusion
>exaggerating the CGs involvement in her mirror entrapment
>saying water isn't her thing then using water like its her thing next scene
>general emotional manipulation throughout barn mate
The likelihood of lapis misrepresenting the truth in her little retelling to Steven is probable, likely to stay in his good favor. She's already missing essential details like why shes on earth in the first place
>>83471315
I don'tbelieveyou.
>>83471315
Hello Bruce
>>83471292
>I want a Pearl one
CN doesn't realize how ripe the waifu market has grown in the west and won't make any merchandise of their show which has a majority of females in the cast
>>83471311
So what happened to her? I heard she freaked out over sonething
>>83471172
Depends, if they go with the actual moh scale then it goes like this:
Lapis and pearl would be obliterated by a regular handgun.
Peri can survive some shots of smaller guns, but she wouldn't survive for long.
Amethyst, ruby and saphire would survive small guns, but big guns could shatter them.
Fun fact, a garnet is weaker than a regular ruby, so I don't think that's how it works in the show. Besides amethyst was cracked before, so, can they survive it? Probably not.
Is there a place where I can find more of this?
>>83471340
What about diamonds.
>>83471331
...I mean of course there won't be an official Pearl fuck doll
>>83471335
That was ages ago man, where have you been?
Also
>she
>>83471356
I want a Pearl onahole.
>>83471191
same
>tfw it's the only way I'll be able to hug pearl
>>83471320
She's a gem proven to trap a Jasper in a fusion prison, and was dropped on a planet full of Jasper troops. If she managed to fuse a whole bunch of them with herself, the war would be over fast. No wonder they locked her up.
>>83471352
Diamonds are the hardest metal on earth, bullets can't do shit
>>83471357
Didn't know it was a dude
But what happened
>>83471378
>metal
>>83471210
remove jpg
>>83471352
NAH, a diamond can break other gems ez.
>>83471357
I never expected 4chan to honor a tumblrite's chosen pronoun. They're a gril.
>>83471302
Amethyst turning into Rose in front of Greg is still the most fucked up thing in the show. Why did everyone forget about it?
>>83471393
No no, I mean, gun vs diamond
Alright /sug/, I have to go work now. You guys behave okay.
>>83471378
>diamond
>metal
>look this bullshit up
>turns out it's a GameFaqs meme
Ah.
>>83471399
No it's not cunt
>>83471405
Nah man, to break a diamond you gotta hit a very specific spot, a gun could never hit it with that much precision.
>>83471366
Maybe when we die, we'll go to a better place.
>>83471406
ok bye
>>83471420
t.Amethyst
>>83471423
Aren't diamonds hard but brittle?
>>83471420
Amethyst please
>>83471399
Lapis breaking the recorder was worse.
>>83471406
Do your best, anon.
>>83471461
What THE HELL people
Pearl letting Steven die and fusion raping Garnet 5 times in a row are the worst
>>83471443
Not on the surface, but on the inside yeah.
>>83471289
Oh boy
>>83471474
So a .50 could destroy a diamond.
>>83471461
A recorder's still an inanimate object, and Peridot had been pestering her the whole day. It was still pretty awful, but Peridot forgave her quick enough, and she can always get a new recorder.
Greg's wife is DEAD.
>>83471259
>big gun
A humans terminal velocity(the fastest it can go in freefall) is 53 miles per second
A .22(an incredibly small bullet) fires at 400~ miles per second.
Obviously amethyst has a lot more mass behind her but you certainly dont need a 40-60 or a .308
In fact, based off what we saw happening to amethyst a .22 would be more lethal to a gem than it would a human
Presumably their gems are softer than our earth ones because it needs to project their hard light body or whatever. Who the fuck even knows with gem biology.
Actually i just did the math. a .22 applies slightly less than half the force applied to amethysts gem. So she'd be okay from small arms fire but anything much larger than that and shes severely hurt or shattered
>>83471472
>Pearl letting Steven die
I don't remember this, I remember pearl doing some bad shit but I can't remember the episode or what she did.
Can you refresh my memory?
>>83471409
>he's never seen the classic "diamond car" green text
Welcome to 4chan, kiddo
>>83471406
I'll call the police, Greg.
>>83471490
We could just drop a nuke on them.
OH WAITNO WWII
>>83471493
Rose's Scanbbard
Also her savage autismo fantastic 50 year voyage to certain doom moronic stunt in Space Race
>>83471289
those feet are gigantic
Why does the Steven Wiki still list Say uncle as season 2 when all the other episodes have been put back in season 1.
>>83471493
Steven almost died because of Pearl.
Remember that episode where she freaks out over lion or something, I don't remember.
Still mad as fuck about those limb enhancers.
>>83471490
I think something like this would be better.
>>83471507
>>83471520
Ah yes, now I remember that fucking look on her face when he was falling, what a cunt.
>>83471536
im more mad about sticking her in a barn
>we need a break from the "newest crystal gem" guys
>it's time for steven to help the townsfolk with their mundane boring problems
>what? peridot and lapis can't come along silly, we need a break from them. who cares about new character interactions?
>status quo forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Peridot a shortstack
>>83471555
I still love Pearl.
But she is a fucking mess.
>>83471505
>>83471537
Not really needed. a 5.56x45(Most commonly associated with the AK which im sure youre familiar with) is 12~ times the weight of a .22 propelled 300 miles per second faster than the .22
It will shatter a gem.
>>83471490
>In fact, based off what we saw happening to amethyst a .22 would be more lethal to a gem than it would a human
Assuming they can aim right enough and that their gem reflex doesn't allow them to dodge the bullet. It's not like they need to move their whole bodies, just the gem part.
>>83471479
Not quite, you see the problem isn't 100% with the gun, it's also with the metal of the tip of the bullet, if you used a titannium bullet then maybe.
A regular lead bullet probably wouldn't do much.
I'd pay to see it really.
>>83471556
I really don't feel lapis and peridot are on good enough terms to live together so suddenly. Lapis had one act of simple bare minimum decency towards peridot at the end of barn mates does not sell me on the idea
Also, lapis is a bit PTSD crazy and prone yo flipping out. Peri is at her mercy
why does everyone keep going on about getting a critical hit to the gem when you can just poof them with a harpoon gun?
>>83471574
I've heard that you can break a diamond with a hammer.
Why wouldn't a bullet be able to do the same?
>>83471567
All of the gems are cunts really, it's all about what kind of poison you want.
>>83471592
No, wait, I googled it, I'm full of shit, you can break a diamond with a hammer, what I was thinking about was cutting them, only diamonds can CUT diamonds, but breaking them can be pretty easy.
My bad.
>>83471606
yeah, diamond is a dense material, but its structural lattice is pretty brittle
>>83471593
peridot is the nicest if you think about it
>>83471587
Because their poofable form isnt even remotely consistent.
The fact that lapis's gem broke when somebody stepped on it(while she was inside the mirror and thus couldnt possible know what broke her gem) means we can rule her out.
Amethyst on the other hand is easily calculable and obviously not a false account.
Its also the "only" account.
>>83471320
But she didn't lie to Jasper, she just never told her about Steven.
After Jasper essentially forced her to fuse.
She didn't lie about water she just wanted to be done with water for a bit but decided to use it to help her friend.
>>83471622
She's too pure
She needs to do something selfish and rotten to be a REAL crystal gem
>>83471606
Well, I was talking about breaking, not cutting, I know that you need a diamond to cut a diamond, but I was pretty sure you didn't need one to break it.
>>83471579
Yeah I'm actually pretty worried for Peri cherry. Lapis is going to break her.
>>83471593
I want to rub Amethyst and Rose's bellies.
I don't know what that says for the gems but...
>>83471661
But what will she break first, her mind or her body?
>>83471632
It will turn out Peri tortured Lapis for information. Serves water cunt right.
>>83471388
Here you go metal anon.
Hows my volume, /sug/?
>>83471661
>Peridot is naive, impressionable, and a people pleaser
>Lapis is selfish, temperamental, and an emotional manipulator
Not good
So I've been down and out for a bit, what was the consensus on Lapis's bitchiness?
I liked Lapis before Malachite, and I hope she bounces back sooner rather than later.
>>83471559
I don't know. I was under the impression that having a bit of meat was required for a shortstack. Amethyst definitely qualifies though.
Peridot-fags annoy me because they refuse to post legs.
>>83471673
>tfw I hate black men in porn.
>tfw I can't fap to this
Why am I so autistic.
>>83471693
The people that didn't see bitchy Lapis coming are literally retarded, that's what we all agreed on.
>>83471693
Seems people enjoy her as not-Daria. I certainly do. Dick Squad is basically canon now.
Also, legs.
>>83471683
Even then, she was just doing her job.
Tinydot here needs to do something bad
>>83471684
Fucking saved.
10/10 anon.
>>83471683
What even defines gem torture? Their "bodies" arent real and thus they wouldnt feel pain and their real bodies are minerals and again, lacking in pain receptors.
Pearl seemed pretty chill about being fucking stabbed and amethyst/lapis were totally cool with a busted open gem.
>>83471684
We need individual pieces of art for Agents of the METAL. You know that, right?
>>83471692
Lapis will bully the fuck out of PeridotSexually
>>83471732
Garnet crushed Peridot's ribs and spine
>>83471669
I'd rather pat her head.
>>83471740
I accept nonconsensual lapidot, the way it should be
Is centipeedle a quartz?
>>83471765
Yes
>>83470252
>closely shaved but still there pubes
>Lars is wearing thigh high socks
Oh Scribble, you know just which buttons to push.
>>83471765
>>83471782
Literally an emerald
>>83469945
Would fuk that red cyclops
>>83470252
>http://i.imgur.com/WsThL61.png
Futafags are the worst. This is unacceptable, scribble.
>>83471765
green topaz
>>83471795
Is her gem an eyeball or forehead gem?
>Emerald with acid manipulation as a power.
HmmSteven+Peetle fusion when?
>>83471726
She's not. Instead, she's gonna wind up becoming corrupted thanks to the actions of the CG's. One more casualty of their reckless cuntishness.
okay so
hear me out
Deltora Quest/SU crossover where completing the belt doubles as assembling a harem
>>83471837
>Garnetfag
>Having bad taste
It simply can't be helped.
>>83471795
Going from the massive hair?
>>83471851
Probably an eyeball since the trapiche emerald has a sort of iris
>>83471757
Yeah sure but can you imagine how cute it would be to rub and see their belly jiggle?
Oh oh, or blowing on their belly and making raspberry noises as they jiggle.
>>83471866
Im pretty sure her gem defines what her gem is and not her hair
>>83470252
I approve of this on so many levels. When it comes to Lars, my opinion is that all that bullshit machismo needs to be obliterated by the repeated and merciless violation at the hands of every gal you could conceivably strap a dildo or grow a dick on.
>>83471795
Says who? Genuinely curious.
>>83471864
>Garentfag
Ever heard of reaction images? Just because I got one picture of a character, i'm not a waifufag.
>Having bad taste
Anyone who likes futa is obviously a closet gay.
>>83471869
And as for the Fusion part? I call it Stevenpeetle!... it's pun on Brundlefly.
>>83471900
>closet
Hah!
>>83471732
>wouldn't feel pain
Nah man, remember the ep where Steven goes into his/his mom's room for the first time? When he come out he bites Garnet, which prompts Amethyst to bite Pearl. Both exclaim in pain. Especially Pearl.
>>83471900
Anon this is /sug/ we are all gay.
>>83471887
Says me
>>83471289
plz source plz
>>83471273
Where from?
more peridot comics
>>83471932
Excuse you, men are gross.
I just like dicks.
>>83471966
>>83471966
Less phoneposting
>>83471966
Peridot hates Mondays.
>>83471975
anon confirmed for little boy diddler.
>>83471936
Oh, that's definitely the thing
>>83471994
But im a size queen... King?
>>83471887
>Emerald
Trapiche Emerald looks like Centipeetle's gem, the Pokemon Trapinch's name looks like trapiche and vaguely resembles Centipeetle,given the crew's background this is a somewhat likely connectionCentpeetle is green, Emerald is an extremely famous gemstone and the only precious gem that we haven't seen yet.
>Apatite.
Apatite can be green, is used to produce acids, and makes for a fun pun with Centipeetle's love for chaaaaps.
>Jade.
Another famous gem, comes in a variety of colors that match Centipeetle's.
>A quartz.
Centipeetle was shown to have long hair when reforming, like Amethyst and Jasper, also somewhat applying to Rose.
>Another green gem.
Centipeetle is green, and the other choices are too obvious.
>>83471986
b-but I'm using a laptop
>>83470252
Are you planning on uploading this to your NSFW tumblr? That thing hasn't been updated in ages even though you've been doing lewds.
>>83472016
Lapis needs to give Jasper her hat back
Could someone explain what happened to Orangekissess and why they freaked out?
>>83472054
But she got itfrom her grave
>>83471883
So Lars needs to be banged by all the futa women (and normal men) of Beach City?
The New Lars sounds like a fun episode.
i have nothing to say
>>83472039
Then maybe you should learn to type correctly so you don't look like a total fucking retard. That's an idea.
This thread wasn't as gay as I thought it would be.
>>83472071
New Lars will just be Jasper stealing Lars' identity in order to infiltrate the military stronghold of the rebellion, the human settlement of Beach city.
>>83472100
Jasper is keeping it pure
>>83471936
If this is the case, I'm kinda disappointed. That hexagon sectioning is way cooler than a green pokeball, and apparently a defining characteristic of these emeralds.
>>83472100
If it was gayer you'd need to call it a porno.
>>83472100
It's really disappointing how the thread titles have almost nothing to do with the actual content of the threads. Hell, "Legs Edition" only ended up having legs because everyone was browbeaten into it.
I thought we were all rampant yuri-fags around here. Guess not.
>ITT: Lars fuckers
>>83472088
holy fuck. is that a snake logo for empire state bank? holy fuck. this goes deeper than we thought gentlemen.
>>83472094
>>83472148
Now look what you've done anon, you've made him sad. Was that what you wanted?
>>83472142
Probably just lazy.
>>83472094
stuff it ya cunt
>>83472169
Lars is behind the sniracy Ronaldo, you know what to do. Kill the phonies Ronaldo.
>>83472094
I'm on a laptop myself, and find you to be a deplorable rogue and a cad!
>>83472094
Uncalled for
>>83470884
Technically, given her age, West London has a Garnet accent.
So when Homeworld is inevitably redeemed, and becomes a member of the United Planets in a thousand years, who will their Legion of Super-Heroes representative be?
>>83472251
Was there a prelewd to this?
>>83472251
Where does this barista lapis meme come from?
>>83472251
>No nips
Why even bother drawing it then?
>>83472285
her surly attitude reminds people of what working in starbucks does to you
>>83472295
Lack of nipples is hot.
>>83472194
Still disapointing.
>>83472285
Same Old World
>>83472285
the empire city headcanon where she's a single gem taking on the city and coming home to a wacky roommate
>>83472285
>he didn't watch same old world
apply yourself, anon.
>>83472310
Okay, what else is hot?
>>83472332
>they spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall
>the results were inconclusive
every time
>>83472251
>that was five in a row
delicious
>>83472357
giving pearl a pearl necklace winkwinknudgenudge
>>83472332
Dont you post ancient mes. Whats next? Gorilla munch? guy fawkes? Pools closed?
>>83472347
>>83472343
>>83472322
BUT WHY A BARISTA.
Theres plenty of shitty entry level jobs in the city that isnt that
>>83472343
I prefer the head canon where she'll just emotionally manipulate Peridot into letting her mooch off her.
>>83472251
>we where like
>and you where like
>where
>WHERE
are you fucking kidding me
>>83470959
Garnet - standart mom
Pearl - young mom
Amethyst - failed teen abortion mom
>>83472384
Neetdot is vastly superior
>>83472372
sure but it's the first thing that comes to mind for a single white girl to be working as
>>83471461
I love Peri and what Lapis did was a bitch move, but the recorder could be replaced and the tape is still intact. Peridot also took Lapis' insult like a champ and so should you
>>83472395
i personally go to waiter.
>>83472372
> Well, let's see. If you lived here, you could get a cool apartment, and be a single gem taking on the big city. You'll have a fun job in a coffee shop, come home to a wacky roommate-
Don't be such a brainless faggot, anon.
>>83472343
>headcanon
this is like when people feel the need to call any group a fandom
>>83472372
She just looks like a barista, the better question isn't why, but why not.
>>83472385
can you see?
Peridot was panting
>we w-huh-ere like
makes the situation hotter
Tsundere lapis?
>>83472393
Peri is an upstanding gem, smart, hardworking, and responsible. Not NEET material at all. Lapis on the other hand is an actual waste of space who wants to do nothing all day, every day. NEET confirmed.
>>83472416
Not pearlfag, but not everyone picked up on that line and it's connection to barista Lapis meme.
Myself included
>>83472418
i apologize, just needed to get the point across. would empire city au be more correct?
>>83472465
Anyone who didn't is just retarded then? Got it.
>>83472357
FANGS
>>83470663
>>83472455
True but could Peridot get hired? I mean the townies would probably just think of her as an unidentified special needs child.
>>83472418
Connie, no!
>>83472536
it would have to be a cash in hand job. she doesn't have a social security number.
>>83472501
Someone call the authorities, Fang Gang is on the loose again.
>>83472357
poly cool kids
Vorefags get outree
>>83472588
>that time jenny almost got knocked the fuck out by garnet to save steven
best human
>>83472558
Connie YES!
>>83472576
Are you insinuating she'd need to become a prostitute?
>>83469982
I'm not sure if Jasper should be that low? Just because she's fierce and likes to fight doesn't mean she's dumb. She was put in the lead of the mission to Earth after all.
I'd guess she's smarter than Amethyst, at least
>>83472631
no, just an off-the-record employee of a small business or dodgy labour company
>>83472637
Stop that.
>>83472590
>Anon will never eat you
>You will never slide down Anon's throat into their stomach
>You will never listen to Anon's faint heartbeat amidst the squelching and churning noises of their stomach, mixed in with all the mushed up food and drink they've eaten
>You will never become fat on Anon's body, nothing more than another meal for them
>>83472692
kek.
Just give her back;_;
>>83472536
Yea probably not.
>>83472657
>small business or dodgy labour company
That just makes it sound even more like prostitution.
>>83472418
I want garafags to leave.
>>83472538
would you fug autistic fanged Lapis?
>>83472706
she is with god now, anon
>>83472709
>ifunny
>>83472614
She's brave, i'll give you that.
>>83471234
Jamieposters can go.
>>83472706
She will rise again anon, in time...
>>83472714
is manually labor not just another form of selling your body?
>>83470613
I'm not sure she underestimated Garnet, seeing as she instantly took her apart and placed the parts in different cells. The only reason Garnet was able to reform is that Steven was for some reason able to withstand the cell door beam things, which no-one knew beforehand and which was unanticipated.
And frankly, I think she's correct in estimating that Rose Quartz would take priority in YD:s eyes and the most important thing would be to transport her back to HW asap rather than check some stats on the cluster. It's like coming across Bin Laden on a routine structure checkup patrol trip or something, it changes things
>>83472772
beLIEve in Steven
>>83472758
But it's not her body to sell. She's the property of the Mack daddy of beach city.
>>83472772
I believe in steven but holy fucking shit those feet look so fucking bad they look inverted.
>>83472772
>not believing in steven
>>83472795
People ain't property, mate
>>83472733
imagesearch fails me anon, if someone could find actual source i'd be grateful.
>>83472723
Stranger things have pleased me
Why are Gems so thirsty?
>>83472834
blushmallet.tumblr.com
She did it a long time ago on her first account but recently reuploaded a couple.
>>83472724
I don't think that crack went to heaven anon
>>83472866
one of the deep gods
>>83472692
does anyone have one with "wash your pooper, tonight I'm eating Indian"?
>>83472851
Yeah Pearl and Amethyst are thirsty.
Yeah Ruby and Sapphire are thirsty for each other.
But what about Garnet?
What can she legitimately be called thirsty for besides trying to help out her teammates in situations where fusion was needed?
>>83472866
>866
Your game is sloppy.
>>83472812
>Gems
>People
>>83472866>jasper buttfucking the devil in hell
>>83472579
You could never stop it.
>>83472851
because their main mode of intimacy is forbidden on their home planet unless for the purpose of violence, and is further shunned unless between the 'right' kinds of people
>>83472866
THAT FUSION IS HUGE, THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT HUGE GEMS
>>83472922
So like Mormons or Gays?
>>83472958
>she comes back as an absolute murder mahcine thats entirely silent
>>83472964
something like that.
>>83470663
FANG GANG FOR LIFE
>>83472906
>Jasper arms not thicker than her head
Anon this image triggers me.
>>83472956
Mildly terrifying, but what did you post that for?
>>83472991
I like fangs, but only on Pearl.
And maybe Peridot.
Maybe.
>>83472956
>hundreds of pearl
fangs go back to your grave
>>83473030
Fangs never die
>>83472794
What are you lying about?
/fit/ Poil
>>83473049
Why does Pearl have fangs.
>>83473078
>Belching Pearl
My brother
>>83473071
Strong in the real way!
>>83473078
pure cancer
>>83473071
Are you kidding me with that shit, you double-clod?
>>83473123
Thats fucking disgusting fuck off.
>>83473123
How she got that body
Oh so this is what made Pearlfags complete cancer before Perifags came along.
>>83473123
>>83473094
>>83473049
You people disturb me sometimes, and I love it.
SWEET PERI
YOU'RE COOL MAN
>>83473123
> MY MUSCLES ARE A TOOL OF JUSTICE LITTLE MAN
>>83473156
I miss these comics
>>83473123
Hulk's hormone treatment is treating him well I see.
>>83470118
need some sauce on that anon
>>83473189
Try scrolling down a little bit.
Does anyone have more buff Steven?
>>83473235
Could Raiden defeat Steven?
>>83473275
The fuck's with that engrish?
>>83470136
>/sug/
>discussion
FTFY
>>83472964
I've seen it in ex-mormons, can confirm.
>>83473305
If anyone is the fedora it's Pearl.
How long before we get an episode dedicated to Jasper?
>>83473407
Hopefully never.
>best version of Rose
>>83473444
No, this is the best version of Rose.
>>83471234
Still wondering if it's all Ruby causing that weird thing with her thighs and her calves.
>>83473407
The second new promo is clearly a dream, and Steven's dreams have a track record of contacting gems so soon!
>>83473407
That's so fucking cute, now I want to see an episode where jasper
tries to understand the human concept of fashion, and steven helps her out by giving her that dress.
>>83472295
Gems are not mammals, they're androgynous space rocks with no genitalia, this pic is actually pretty accurate
>>83473538
But Steven we're all friends.
>>83470713
So is Jesus. Steven is Jesus
>>83473561
Yeah, sure.
"Friends"
http://i.imgur.com/TjXcSR8.jpg
>>83473561
Fuckin' saved
>>83473548
Where's the dick?
>>83473548
Who cares? Yes they're rocks, but they have a female appearance when they could have had any other,
so might as well go with the whole package.
>>83473548
>no genitalia
>>83472251
remember kids according to mods this is NSFW by /co/ standards, Aval0nX got temp banned for posting this and the other lapidot pic because they where NSFW...
>>83473602
>http://i.imgur.com/TjXcSR8.jpg
>futa
>stevidot
What a cancerous combo.
>>83473634
Better be careful then.
>>83470794
>>83471097
>Eating Pork
>>83470807
Beef and Turkey dogs are deliciousno they are all shit but Beef is the lesser of the shit
>>83471340
Hardness is not the same thing as resistance to shattering you moron.
>>83473634
Seriously?
>>83473653
But anon, both futa and Stevidot are good. And whyile it is Stevidot, it's also pretty much all the PeridotxCG ships in one. It could also be Polygem ship if you want to imagine every other Crystal Gem (even Steven) being gangbanged before getting recognized as a CG, which I certainly will.
>>83473682
Read the rest of the chain, retard.
>>83473700
>But anon, both futa and Stevidot are good.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>83473713
Who are you calling retard, tumblr fag?
>>83473684
yep, I'm one of his /co/ buddies and asked him why he wasn't posting or participating in the threads like he usually does. He told me he got temp banned until next week for posting the two lapidot pics, because they where "NSFW" though we've always suspected that /co/ mods/janitors are biased because of his infamy.
>>83473713
shut up.
>251 images
N-NANI?
>>83473710
way to waste the last image spot, anon. Congratulation, job well done. that was the best use you could made of it.
Clap.
Clap.
>>83470807
>>83473676
Turkey dogs are fucking gross. Beef might give me cancer but at least it doesn't make me want to vomit.
>>83473752
Are you mad?
>>83472285
Does this means she'll get lost in time by an incompetent doctor charged with saving the world?
>>83473735
>>83473732
Stop raping me.
#triggered
>>83473733
>infamy
He made a porn game, he didn't shoot up a preschool. That's hardly a reason to be banned.
>>83473769
What porn game?
>>83473769
son, you must be new here. His game is a Pedo game where you molest an underage girl. His regularly posted art looks like CP and the topic of most of his stories on tumblr are about kids fucking. The guy's a pedophile creep, we don't need his kind here.
>>83473752
>wahhh I didn't get to use a image
Stay mad.
>>83473754
But strangely turkey burgers are delicious. Why doesn't it work in dog form?
>>83473816
The dog spices don't work unless shaped into a patty.
>>83473802
Don't forget that he draws Sonic heads on human bodies. That alone is creepy on itself.
>>83473802
>>83473836
Is he the guy that made that babysit Cream game?
>>83473802
>a videogame
>drawings
>fiction
Wow, what a monster. Move over Adolf Hitler, we got a real sicko right here.
>>83473845
yeah, that one
>>83473855
Oh man.
I love that game.
>>83473855
You mean the one that isn't even as sick as everyone makes it out to be?
>>83473861
>>83473848
creeps who support a pedophile. That's it I'm out. I thought this place had decent anons.
>>83473752
The fuck? You weren't even the one who posted after it, Chill mate.
>>83473892
Bye, we won't miss you.
>>83473892
>I thought this place had decent anons.
Well that's nobody's fault but yours
>ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HF_ZhDwLW8
>>83473886
>a game where you can groom, molest and sexually abuse an underage girl
>not sick
>>83473892
How long have you been here? Two days? Three?
>>83473892
Buddy. 4chan is filled with waifufaggots, pedos, shippers and /ss/fags. This place is for freaks. And i'm one of them.
>>83473946
/ss/ is superior to loli most of the time though.
>>83473927
>>83473923
>>83473916
>>83473904
>>83473930
>>83473892
>>83473886
>>83473861
>>83473855
>>83473848
>>83473845
>>83473836
>>83473802
>>83473787
>>83473769
>>83473733
hey guys why don't you just stop talking about that guy and make a thread on /trash/ and talk about him all you want over there. Instead of talking about it on a Steven Universe thread.
>>83473927
Can you finish the game without doing any sexual stuff?
Weird. A few weeks ago, a thread on /v/ went from sonic the hedgehog to SU. I guess /v/ got their revenge.
>>83473896
I am not, indeed, but how did you figure that out?
I am a bit worried, now.
>>83473963
But we are talking about Steven Universe.
>>83473978
Pfft.
Even if you were right that's just autistic as fuck to raid a general.
>>83473986
You are being watched, anon. Trust no one.
>>83473986
Because it was me, chill man, sug has shitposting, nothing new, we can make another thread to post images, no biggie.
New thread when?
>Page 9
Ah, I forgot about that...
>>83473975
Yeah, just don't pick the sexual options dummy.
>>83474032
To answer your question, it's because it wasn't even a funny joke.
So is Pearl kind of past the point of breaking down over Rose and moved to the simply being sad when reminded of her stage?
>>83474204
Nah, she will freak out again.
Just wait.
>>83474204
No, she is still the grieving widow.
>>83474204
Not until her episode with greg where they hash out their feelings about her and find solace in their shared grief
Connie's mom can serve a useful role now as a personal doctor to Steven who can diagnose his human half that the gems are clueless about.
new thread
>>83474381
>>83474381
>>83474381
>>83471180
oh shit I did
Jasper got in a fight in school protecting me from bullies I think? And then the teacher expelled her? But then they made up by making out and then I woke up.
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