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M A R V E L
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>>83458432
At least start a new thread with a new picture you dumb fuck.
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>>83458510
Are you implying the other one was deleted with a legitimate reason in mind?
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>>83458432

what happened?
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>>83458432
Here you go op
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>>83458534
You mean hotpockets for free?
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>>83458552

What in the fuck.
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>>83458552
Isn't she old enough to flirt with Spider-Man and not have it be weird? How the fuck did she have a Spider-Man shirt as a kid?
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>>83458552
...what the fuck? what am i reading?
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>>83458552

Is she going to get powers from magical testicles? I'm mildly interested.
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>It's a buttmad janny episode
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>>83458432
>stops being sexist, starts talking abut tampons
If it wasn't current marvel I would have sworn it was satire
Maybe it is, I can't tell anymore
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>>83458432
>>83458552
Someone needs to dump the whole thing. What the flying fuck is the context?
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>>83459366
Nah, at this point between the muslim and feminist diversity hires we should be calling it MudVeil
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>>83458432
>I'm not sexist guys
>WOMEN AND THEIR SILLY TAMPONS AMIRITE
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On the subject of M A R V E L, how do you think this book will hand the whole boob missile thing?
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>>83458552
>Invisible Woman
>Wasp
>Jean Grey
>Agent 13
What makes me hate this even more is that it unintentionally implies that guys like Jack Kirby or Ditko hated women when that flat out is not true. You can say this type of shit about DC, who did have a slightly sexist attitude towards women in their early days, but not for Marvel. That's just not true at all
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>>83460021
>You can say this type of shit about DC,
Fuck outta here with your company wars shit.
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>>83459202
Spider-man started as a teenager. she could have been 10-14 in that panel.
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We're building up to some actual IRL woman bashing at this rate, I feel.
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>>83458552
Next page?
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This is why I dropped marvel ages ago. Knew this type of shit was coming. Never looked back and never will. Jesus.
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>>83458552
>Human torch
Alive and active
>Namor
Dead (and a anti hero)
>Capttain America
Turns out he was a villain all along. Who knew huh?
>Thor
He's a girl now.
>Cyclops
Dead

Outside Namor and maybe, Human Torch all these characters had numerous female characters, several of them super heroes who showed up on their stories/in universe lives, so if you ever looked up to them inside the marvel universe you would probably know about the female super heroes as well.
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>>83460159
Go back to /sp/!
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Marvel cape movies are much better than DC movies tho
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>>83460226
And people talk shit about manga
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>>83460189
I dropped marvel around Vision 7 came out.
I'm looking forward Rebirth. DCYou was unpopular but I enjoyed it greatly outside Batman books.

I feel sad for those who still try to find enjoyment in marvel when they enable this shitty writing.
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>>83460094
Way to take the bait, idiot.
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>>83460110
but he was branded a menace. no one merchandised him in universe til college in 616.
so either she made it or the numbers still dont add up
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>>83458552
what book is this
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>>83460094
I'm not. But we also can't ignore the fact that DC does kinda have a problem when it comes to character diversity. If you are a new character who isn't apart of their own series, you're lumped into a preexisting family bracket. Nobody gets to really be an allies to Batman and nothing more, you also have to be in the Bat-Family. One of the most forgotten yet easily the most important elements to Marvel is that they built up a universe of characters. Ant-Man is the greatest example. Despite being one of the earliest of Marvel's heroes and one of the original founding members of the Avengers, he never really had his own series. Tales to Astonish wasn't even entirely devoted to the character even when Hank had the most hold of the book. But they still kept the character alive by having him exist within the Marvel Universe. Side villains and heroes pop up all the time in Marvel's silver age. Compare that to DC, which seems incredibly sterile in comparison. The only time you get a team-up is when its plastered on the cover of that issue
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>>83460368
Up until recently, being part of a larger family wasn't something bad at all.
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>>83459427
>Muslim hires
Who?
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>>83460400
Tell me a Silver Age DC family that you enjoy
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>>83458552
Did not even one person think "wait, aren't we kind of shitting on our own female characters here"? Not even one editor thought "this comes off as a little weird"?
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>>83460021
>superman will never have his proper personality ever again

Why are modern writers so bad?
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>>83460544
Batman, Superman and Captain Marvel Families.
Flash too, but I wasn't talking about the silver age times. Even the 90's and early 00's was kind to certain members of the extended family.
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post the rest, op
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Who buys this shit seriously?
Pretty sure girls still don't.
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>>83460368
DC has much better female characters than Marvel
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>>83462928
All sluts
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>>83458552
Since when is Mockingbird younger than Spidey?
And why is Cyclops wearing his X-Factor costume?
And why does the character called Cyclops have two yes?
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>Detective Comics Comics
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what the fuck is this? which book? she doesnt talk like that in ASM
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>>83459386
Anon, that was the first page. That IS the context.
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>>83460191
>Cyclops
You fucking casual. Shut your mouth
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>>83460226
When did arcade get so cute?
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>>83466099
the first page of fucking what? the mockingbird solo? new issue of patsy walker hellcat?
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>>83458552
Wow, such subtle patriarchy oppression in the background
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>>83459845

Badly.
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>>83460021
>>83460021
>What makes me hate this even more is that it unintentionally implies that guys like Jack Kirby or Ditko hated women when that flat out is not true


Fucking THIS.
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>>83458552
Why isn't the person who wrote this shit lynched?
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>>83458552
A simple solution. More radiation is the cure to her woes.

I can't wait for this cancer to go nuclear.
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>>83467418
actually, I tried looking up both the writer and this issue. Apparently everyone else loves Mockingbird #3 and is giving the author a lot of praise on her twitter account for sticking it to the patriarchy.
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>>83459427
But the Muslim is one of Marvel's few good minority characters
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>>83460094
I don't know if I would call dc sexist at any point but if I had to choose one of the 2 to give the title it would be dc.

Nowdays marvel is sexist as fuck with there sjw shit though.
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>>83460270
True
Dc has better animated stuff though
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>MUHvel

Literally cancer.
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>>83468424
But are they actually buying comics, or just wanking over how progressive it is?
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>>83458561
Oh shit I want a hotpocket. I haven't had one in years. Thanks for rekindling a shitty food lust, anon.
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>>83458552
Really, woman? That is literally discounting the female heroes that existed even at the start of Marvel. Maybe Jean kind of sucked at first but she picked up real well in time (definitely by the time Namor was relevant, in order for him to attempt to fuck her), but Janet is a founding Avenger and okay Sue was pretty shit for a long fucking time, I'll give you that.
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>>83460226
I literally read better writing in sprite webcomics about video games that kept popping up in the early 00s.
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>>83458552
How long ago was this meant to be because it has been a long time since a wage gap has existed
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>>83458432
I didn't think they'd ever pander this hard.

Holy crap that is on the brink of outright parody.
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>>83468509
Thats true for now because Marvel is still putting out absolute shit but DC is really lowering itself recently.
Justice League vs Teen Titans, Batman vs Robin, Bad Blood, and Son of Batman have been impressively terrible.
Throne of Atlantis and War were okay, but the simply ebin pushing of Damien Wayne is killing DC's reputation for good animated movies.
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>>83466528
Yes, page 1, issue 3 of Mockingbird. It actually gets worse from there.
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>>83458432
>Collects Microscopes and Knives
LEL SO QUIRKY. I fucking hate this type of writing.

>>83458552
>All these replies
Everytime
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>>83460297
>Implying the writer even gives a fuck about continuity

We got BiClops there with the prominent members of the Invaders along with Thor, you think they had a timeline in made when they made this?.
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>>83460226
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE ARE SPRITE COMICS THAT LOOK BETTER THAN THIS.
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>>83460610
it's like we looped back to retarded writers because we feel bad for them by not letting them follow their dreams
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>>83460226
Can Arcade just murder them so the comic's over?
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>>83460226
Imagine exchanging money for this garbage.
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>>83470042
At least >10K people have. How does that make you feel?
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>>83458552
Damn that's 3 feminism references in 7 panels.
I'm kind of impressed.
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>>83460226
>this shit is in a children's book

jesus christ.
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>>83458432
>stop being sexist
>start talking about tampons
Is this implying women mostly just talk about tampons? Isn't that sexist itself? Is that supposed to be the joke? I don't get it.
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>>83470231
Men need to know the ins and outs of female hygiene or they're basically Hitler
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>>83460226
>partially purple hair
>"talked down by some girl and [a fag]"
>muh genders
>muh old-fashionned intolerance
>What? Oh! I'm bi.
Jesus this is hamfisted.
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>>83458432
What's sexist about not talking about tampons?

They're sanitary devices that prevent something that's a little icky. Like cotton ear buds and bad earwax buildup.

What am I even saying? People already do talk about them. There's adverts all the time for them on TV. They're not banned from public speech.
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>>83470231
>Is that supposed to be the joke?
Yes. Although considering how the rest of "muh sexism" seems to be played straight, it's not easy to tell apart.
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>>83470281
but what's the joke?
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>>83470265
I'm glad this is happening

If it sells, whatever, there's lots of commercially successful shit I hate

When it crashes, maybe they'll stop plugging sjw shit so goddamn hard
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>>83463484
>It's a Mouseketeer can't defend shitty practices so they pull up whatever crap they can find in their ass post.
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>>83470291
That talking about tampons has nothing to do with sexism, and that sexists (comically) think that's what feminists want.
Since it's the news headline and the news headlines in that issue were all strawman levels of sexist, it makes sense. It's not particualarly funny of well-handed, but it sort of works.
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>>83460226
And it gets a Civil War 2 tie in.
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>>83470295
I honestly don't care if a comic wants to have whatever message it wants in it, but goddamn I get mad when it lacks subtlety that much.
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>>83458552
Wait who the fuck gives a damn about Namor? He's less relevant than half of Marvel's female heroes.
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>>83470338
that's a pretty big stretch, and with the quality of writing in the rest of the book I really wouldn't put it past the idea for it to be serious.
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>>83460226

I seriously cant believe how they got away with this art. This lazy style works in animation because people expect it to take more time and effort but for a comic? Jesus have some pride in your work for fuck sake.
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>>83462960

>Amada Waller
>A slut

Not only is she a better female character than anything Marvel has. Shes also a better black character than anything Marvel has
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>>83470374
If they hadn't included Cyclops (and Thor is a big stretch too) that image could have made sense. She was looking at the Invaders, the super-group of WW2, so we could have argued that she wanted to be a superhero before the FF, Iron Man, all the supergroups and the superheroine and the others came out.
But between Cyclops and the Spidey t-shirt it all goes to shit
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>>83470382
I don't think that's even a stretch at all. There's 2 ways you can take it and they're not that far appart: "oh that's silly, it must be a joke" or "oh that's silly, feminists be crazy", we all agree it's silly. But the channel that had that headline was the same that had Dick Profit, strawman extraordinaire, as its star. That news station is not shown to be objective in any way during this whole thing, assuming that only the last thing on that channel is an author statement when the rest were basically the opposite seems like a failure in pattern recognition.

It being a joke doesn't make it good writing either. Hell it's probably worse if it's a joke since apparently people didn't even get that it was a joke (probably as you said because the rest of the book is written with a trowel and about as silly as this strawman).
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>>83460270
DC just has better
>animation
>TV
>comics

And considering they're comics companies, I'd say that last point is the most pertinent.
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>>83470407
I think the idea is that girls like cutesy cartoony stylized (simplified) art more than the realtively realistic style that's more common in capes.
That would certainly explain why so many girl-oriented comics try to do it.

Still not good on the execution but there's a pattern here.
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Do any of you actually pay for Marvel comics anymore? Is it just loyalty at this point? It's all just so fucking bad
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The only complaints they'll ever listen to is the complaint of the wallet, but I guess nobody actually buys comics on /co/ so moot point.
It's just so satisfyingly funny when a company goes full pander to sjw values and the sales they assume they'll make from the loudest voices on the internet don't come close to what they expected
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>>83470504
I'll follow Ewing to the ends of the Earth
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>>83470504
I buy some older stuff like every 6 months. I read some new stuff once in a while on /co/ and it's all bad. I don't think I've liked anything since Superior Foes.

I would assume that some people like these comics, and that's why they buy them. Assuming the opposite seems like bias on your part.
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>>83470504
I pay for the ones that are still good, that meme aside still exist
Also I'm of the opinion that the ones that are good or, at worst, simply "mediocre" or just uninteresting are still much more than the absolute pandering shit like the ones that have been posted here.
It's just that there is little reason to discuss them when we can complain about Whor talking about feminism and shit like that
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>>83458552
Why are feminist so insistent that we are stuck in the 50s? Do they wish they were in the 50s so they can live their revenge fantasies, a fantasy where they are a victim of?
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>>83470467
>>TV

>Arrow
>Legends of Tomorrow
>Flash post-Season 1

uuyggeheghehghgh
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>>83470527
The weird part is they should know that at this point, right?
It's not like any of these "omg so progressive" comics have sold that well (except for Whor selling decently) and they've been going with that shtick for a couple of years now.
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>>83468628
>Sue was pretty shit for a long fucking time, I'll give you that.
There's quicker ways to say, I've never read Fantastic Four.
p.s Johnny was the useless one most of the time.
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>>83470504
You bring a good point. I love spiderman, but with slott I will never buy a spider man comic with him as an author. I am hoping that when he's gone things will get better.
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>>83470580
Well marvel is known to make readers mad for sales. Just wait till they piss off their new readers.
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>>83468628
If you're going to say Sue was written like shit for a long time (which I sort of agree with), you can't think Jan was any better.
She was a sorry excuse for a character, just a vapid bitch getting horny every time a new hot guy came around.

Easier way to put it is: Stan and most Marvel writers couldn't write women for shit until the 70s.
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some women have become so spoiled they look at what brother has and ruin it so she can be the center of attention.

Did that one go out? the one on the right?
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>>83468698
It looks like the 50s or the 60s. Its just tossed in there, without a second thought
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>>83470630
most female writers can't write women even today.
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>>83470630
>She was a sorry excuse for a character, just a vapid bitch getting horny every time a new hot guy came around.
Holy shit, she just thought Ant Man and Namor were cute, and that was back when she and Reed were girlfriend and boyfriend. Once they got married that shit started to fade away.
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>>83470608
Well that actually sort of works, I mean Hydracap has been the most publicized thing to happen in a comic in a while.
Nobody gives a shit about hamhanded feminist messages at this point, those who did let go of that fight a long time ago.

People only get outraged when they're surprised, but at this point we're all numb to all this. Besides nobody ever gave a shit about Mockingbird or Hellcat, even less than Squirrel Girl, so there's really nobody to get outraged here.
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>>83470669
I was talking about Jan, not Sue.
Jan got the hots for every hot guy the Avengers crossed paths with (except Iron Man since she couldn't tell he was hot with his armor), and she'd rather go shopping than save the world.
Only redeeming part was Hank not giving a shit beyond telling her to get back to work you stupid female.
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>>83458552
mind you all this is the extent of what the SJW want the world to be perceived as, funny thing is that what they call reality is more fantasy than the comics they write for.
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>>83470295
They will see that people like kamala and falsly assume it's because of there pandering.
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>>83470699
Oh, sorry.
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>>83470676
I got numb after superior spiderman
n, I don't care if you like it, the writing was fucking rediculous.
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>>83470706
But Kamala doesn't go around preaching 3rd wave feminism like those comics, it's actually a straight-up normal comic that happens to feature a minority teenage girl.

On the other hand Whor sells better than Kamala.
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>>83470725
I jumped the Spidey ship around the Clone Saga and never really looked back.
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>>83470773
I was starting a little near the end, I'm 1985 so can't say where I lie, but when I got into the comics Ben died to GG and Peter was back.
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>>83470800
>I'm 1985
Hey me too. I'm not sure when I got into it either but I know it was pre-Maximum Carnage. Yeah I really didn't last too long, but I did read a lot of old stuff.

I don't think I've ever followed an ongoing cape comic properly after that, just read stuff here and there mostly and/or picked it up once it was done.

I honestly don't know how people do it.
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>>83458552

What the fuck is wrong with the people working at Marvel?

Have they gone fully off the deep end or what?
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>>83470871
PC is still in as a fad, SJWs apply to work at Marvel, everyone is scared of being accused of sexism, SJWs get to steamroll themselves in, they crank shit up to 11, no one stops them because they're scared of being accused of sexism etc.
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>>83458552
What
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>>83460226

This is fucking embarrassing.
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>>83458432
You know, you've got a problem in life. Great. That's how many great comic book characters get written. It might not be the opinion that you're going to stick with or even in the right about at the moment, but hey, sometimes you just have to write. Look at Destroyer Duck. Flips around to be more favoring of Marvel towards the end. In any case, shit happens to you, so you package it in a story full with allegories to get your point out to the masses in a way you enjoy.

But the key word is package it. Like if you're going to write a book, you're going to write a book. If you're going to make a comic, you've got to make a comic. If you're going to make it part of an established continuity, you've got to make it part of an established continuity. Doing anything else would just be idiotic. It'd be like handing someone a piece of sheet music and telling them to listen off the sheet music. They might be able to, but it's an assbackwards way of doing things.

But in this case, you're paying $3+ for it. How the hell did this happen.

I sincerely want to know the steps that lead this writer, this company, and this community to making/reading this catastrophe.
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>>83470956
How can they be stopped?
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>>83471350
Wait it out and let the sales drop. Or start reading some manga if you're that desperate for things to read. I recommend Dorohedoro.
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>>83458552
What the fuck am I goddamn reading?
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>>83471375
But I already do that
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So, which is worse, this >>83458552 or that one page about [MRA rambling, unsolicited opinion about Israel etc] ?
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>>83458552
>Obsessed with balls
Just like a lot of teenage girls
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>>83458432
>>83458552
I liked it
Because it gave me a good giggle
Makes me wanna go buy it just because of that
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>>83470956

Gonna have to wait until Trump wins.
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>>83471375
The power of a free market.
Thank god for good alternatives in these desperate times.
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>>83458552

>has a female superhero lunchbox
>complains you can't be a superhero if you are female
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>>83471897
>No check box to blame the patriarchy
Step it up Myrvyl
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>>83471901
next page starts with the word "penises". calling it now.
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>>83470753
That's what I'm saying the mind of the social justice warrior does not understand cause and effect they won't make the connection between not shoving it down our throats and the popurality
>On the other hand Whor sells better than Kamala.
Wait what fuck we are doomed
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Are ANY female writers from the feminist/tumblr brigade even capable of a different tone other than "LE FUN SILLY QUIRKY GIRL TEE HEE!"

Every fucking book is identical. Its seriously comes across patronizing as fuck. Like girls can only enjoy sugary sweet stuff.
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I'll ask again, if she wanted to be known as a superhero why the fuck did she join SHIELD? The instant she wears the logo whoever she is doesn't matter, she's just another shield flunky and will be regarded as one by whoever sees her instead of asking for her superhero codename.
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Little girl has now killed a reporter and numerous civilians, lets see how this plays out
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>>83470569
>Why are feminist so insistent that we are stuck in the 50s?

So they can continue with their outdated speech. At this point is more a matter of getting revenge than actual reivindications.
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>>83470753
>On the other hand Whor sells better than Kamala.

Not in the places i'v seen
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>>83472009
Is that guy really called Dick Profit?
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girl is now actively murdering reporters trying to do their jobs
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>>83468424
>people who buy feminist schlock incapable of critical thought

Whoda thunk it.
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Numerous people dead but it's okay cos people are willing to talk about tampons now
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>>83471954
>Are ANY female writers from the feminist/tumblr brigade even capable of a different tone other than "LE FUN SILLY QUIRKY GIRL TEE HEE!"
G. Wilson Willow, but I'm not sure she's from Tumblr Brigade.
Same thing with Gail Simone... doesn't she pre-date that?
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>>83472050
>you can't stop me from killing people I'm just a kid

if I had only known this defense sooner
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>>83472061
>beginning of the comic has Mockingbird crying about muh men are only superheros
>all the saved kids wear t-shirts of female superheros and she's a literal who
I smell irony or a bad case of sarcasm
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>>83471945
that choice of song is so forced, especially since it's the only one which mentions any sort of girl power shit.
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>>83472004
This civilians sure are lucky that the helicopter harmlessly disintegrated upon hitting the ground instead of exploding and throwing shrapnel everywhere.
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>>83470569
Funny you say that. That literally happened in the latest issue of IDW Judge Dredd.
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>>83470467
DC HAD better Animation, now all they have is Teen Titans Go.

DC HAD better TV until Netflix launched Daredevil.

DC has comparable comics. The only thing DC has done better than Marvel is pander to the increasingly shrinking core comic book fanbase which wants literally the same thing over and over. Marvel gets points for trying to court new readers, but I just wish they didn't do it in such a ham-fisted manner.

>>83460275
Thankfully Marvel has books outside of this worth reading though I'll be glad when it's done and over with. This and movie synergy needs to go, girls and movie goers aren't going to buy floppies.
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It's a little on the nose in terms of the sexism, but I like it. Seems fun.
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>>83472061
wait is the girl being arrested in this panel or not?
she murdered innocent people, where's the closure? wtf did I just read?
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>>83463484

DC still writes much better Batman comics than Marvel does.
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>>83472151
daredevil's the only good marvel show though. jj was alright, and agents/peggy is pretty bad. dc at least have flash hype, izombie and gotham s2.
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>>83472209
izombie and gotham are both eh...
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>>83472209
Agents have been decent for a long time now. I'd rate season 2 at least higher than JJ just because of how good Zabo was.
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>>83472164
A bad comic issue.

It's the only explanation I can give you, /co/mrade.
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>>83472234
so it got good even after introducing zombie-ward and quake and shit? that's when i stopped.
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>>83472164
she's just a kid I mean come on
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>>83472252
Revealing that Skye is Quake was mid season 2 shit, zombie-Ward is mid season 3. You have to be a bit more specific, but yes, it's all good shit.
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>>83472274
i might start rewatching then. if it's hype enough for me to ignore 90% of the cast since they're all irritating, that's cool. please tell me patton oswalt is killed off forever, though.
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it's okay because she only kills men. Also why would a journalist be his own chopper pilot, also why would he have to get that close for a shot also why is this shit so terrible?
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>>83472122
freaky
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>>83472290
Fitz ascends into best boy after getting brain damage, Simmons doesn't deserve him, Ward is always fun, Limey Ward ("Not Hawkeye") with Mockingtits are occasionally fun, Phil "Punished" Coulson doesn't change much (it can be good if you like him), surprisingly May got worse since end of seasons 1, but they gave a good backstory as to why she's the Cavalry.

Patton Oswalt is still there and there's 3 of him.
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>>83471945
>bacon eating vegetarian
literally fucking what

every page is so full of this shit it feels like satire
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>>83472354
i like phil and may, and enjoyed fitz better once he got retarded. never quite liked simmons, ward, quake and i just wanted to give up when mockingbird and shit was introduced.

>3
why? is he that popular? do people actually like him outside of king of queens?
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>>83472061
So woman saving women is ok
man saving woman bad
woman saving man also bad?
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>>83471962
>the wind is breaking the bubble!

Maybe shouldn't have made it in the first place.
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>>83458432
Problem?
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>>83472398
I dunno, I am not American, I didn't even know he was some kind of popular comedian, I just know him as dick from fire department in Brooklyn 99 and lanyard guy from Agents of Shields.
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>>83460226
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>>83471945
Favorite musical HAMILTON
for christ sakes they don't even try to make it subtle.
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>>83470467
And games.
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>All the same face in that panel

Jesus fuck
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>>83472344
Pandering media is always terrible, Majority of women will see this and think it's garbage.
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>>83472050
Alright /co/, be honest. Who would have given the order to kill the kid at this point?
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>>83472526
subtlety is like satire or parody deader than latin for these people
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>>83472572
probably batman just to end this chorus of retardation, it ain't his universe, so he wouldn't have to follow his rules
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>>83458552
You know what? I'm done. I should have been done with capes a few years ago, but this is it.
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>>83471970
>that kick

We truly settle for shit art, don't we?
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>>83472021
>Dick Profit
Trying really hard, there.
Good thing he gets murdered by the superpowered and innocent 12 year old girl, all in the name of justice!
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>>83471990
Is that the cat from Sailor Moon?
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>>83458552
The irony is here that being a hero isn't as great as she is pushing to be and can actually cause you way more problems but everyone thinks you can deal with it all, you know like being a man is
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was this shit given the go ahead when marvel still thought bobbi was going to get her own aos spin-off?
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>>83472009
That crawl text. Sweet jesus, you can't get more up your ass than this. I thought that the first page was bullshit, but jesus christ you can't get more pandantic than this.
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>>83471976
>>83471982
>>83471990
>>83472004
So wait, what was the purpose of her jumping off the building?
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>>83472868
She thought she could get there in time?
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>>83472868
To give the illusion of heroics? I guess if she just stood there and watched it would look bad.
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>>83472915
And catch the helicopter?
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>>83460270
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>>83472935
Pull the pilot out before it crashed.
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if anybody has any more shitty marvel pages or panels I need more shitposting fodder
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>>83472627
>marvel is all capes
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/co/ is so easily triggered, it's hilarious
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>>83473000
>men are the worst
>helped by a man

Wait, he's gay, so he's an honorary woman I guess.
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>>83473020
which is funny because recently the feminist community has been turning against gays
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>>83473015
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>>83473020
You can't choose the gender he is only because he's born with a penis, you cis white male bastard
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>>83473024
I always get lost in his cheekbones

I mean her cheekbones. The artist actually had to go to tumblr and explain this character is a natural woman, not a trans.

Henderson literally can't draw feminine features.
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>>83473089
she writes the dirtiest smut
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>>83460226
Whats worse, the art, the writing, or the editor who let this shit slide through?
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>>83473024
I actually thought that the filename "chickboner" the first time so I thought it would be them talking about her having the hots for someone and it would have been somewhat fun

>>83473064
And I also find this one rather fun, but probably it's because I'm not american and I don't know anything about the gamergate to the point that I don't even know which side uses the "Ethics in game journalism" thing
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>>83473104
The thing where tumblr was patting her on the back for having a tranny in her comic and she had say that she just couldn't draw was funny as fuck
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>>83473015
Post that mansplaining one.
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>>83473153
sup
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>>83472061
What, she shoots the bubble and saves the hostages. And this suddenly means they talk about tampoons. This is lost on me I don't get it, and what does sunrise have to do with anything
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>>83472050
> you can't shoot me, I'm just a kid

Now I really want a supervillain kid who exploits this.
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>>83473089
To be fair with this one and I'm pretty sure I'm trying to be fair with this only because I know the series is actually good you could argue that that's what children/teenagers nowadays would do if they are head-over-heels for superheroes.
Once it would have been collecting all the newspaper articles and buying all the action figures, now I can see it being writing shitty fanfictions
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>>83458432
are there any non-DC/Marvel publication companies that aren't doing this shit? i want to buy some comics to spite them.
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>>83473227
>DC and Marvel do the same things

wew
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>>83473178
Fun fact, there is no criminal liability for kids seven and under
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>>83460021
have you never read a stan lee comic in your life anon?

60's marvel was horrifically sexist and although based kirby deserves props for trying to fix it he could never manage to get past stan
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>>83473250
Green Arrow called himself a "social justice warrior". it's already started.
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>>83471734
That's not a superhero on the lunchbox. It's Gloria Steinem, founder of the feminist magazine "Ms."
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Oh we doing Skwarl Garl?

I stopped dead in my goddamned tracks when I saw this for the first time at my LCS

I was frozen for a solid minute with internal laughter. I could barely grasp that it was real and a thing people would look at and wish to spend money to own. When I checked out, I had to fight an urge to bring it over and ask "What the fuck" and instead just left the bastard there.

How the fuck is this appealing to anyone?!
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>>83473270
i take it you've never read a Green Arrow comic before?
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>>83473270
hasn't green arrow always been radically left-wing? i thought that was part of his deal
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>>83473270
That's literally how he's been written for years, you dumb cuck.
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>>83473262

A seven-year old evil kid genius as the mastermind of a criminal organization would be cool as hell.
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