What does /co/ think about the unrealistic body standards in superhero movies?
>>83439985
couldn't give a fuck If I tried, im not a feminst
>>83439985
>even Chris Pratt is /fit/
>>83440027
All but RDJ.
It's not unrealistic.
2 hours gym time per week, some home training here and there and jogging once or twice a week should be easy for everyone.
Don't give up on yourself, become /fit/
I think it inspires me to work out. Thanks buddy, I was procrastinating.
![071515-paul-rudd-abs-lead[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iXKPeMs.jpg "071515-paul-rudd-abs-lead[1].jpg")
While it makes sense to show us Cap and Thor's physical fitness, it's ridiculous how everybody needs to show off a sixpack at least once. I'm glad Chris Evans doesn't want gratuitous shirtless scenes, otherwise it would go Arrow-tier.
>>83440048
So, is that 2 hours throughout the week or one two hour session per week?
"Unrealistic body standard" is used by lazy fat cunts too lazy to stop eating donuts and try jumping jacks because exercise triggers them
It's pathetic that people are trying to lower people's standards by making healthy bodies seem shameful
Inspiring
>unrealistic
>guy in the right used to be a fatty
stop being a lazy fuck, anon
I'm nowhere close being that fit, but I know why:
cause I don't work out that much
>>83440034
He fit too
>>83439985
I don't have a pussy and I'm not one either, so I don't give a shit.
>>83440085
You wanna spread it out.
If you're spending more than 1 at the gym, you want to subdivide your workouts into different days.
Specifically, focusing on specific body parts on specific days.
Unless your routine is mostly cardio.
But let's be real here,
>cardio
kek
>>83439985
But those bodies are realistic. You just need to put some effort into your life rather than being fat, lazy and stupid all the time.
>>83440048
>2 hours of gym and some home training will make you look like Chris Hemsworth/Evans/Pratt
Is this bait or are you really this retarded?
On Kevin Smith's latest podcast, Joe Quesada says he's training under the same trainer Evans, etc uses.
>>83440065
>it's ridiculous how everybody needs to show off a sixpack at least once
Well, ever since Sylvester Stallone made fun of Michael "Rubber Muscles" Keaton, they've made it a point to make their superheroes fit.
>>83440065
>he thinks that Paul Rudd's body is impressive in anyway at all
You probably think Toby McGuire's Spiderman is "ripped" and "swole" too
>>83440165
Wait, so the bodies of female models are "genetics", "unfair" and "photoshopped" but those bodies are "realistic" and "the product of hard work"?
ITT: dyel manlets
>>83440146
He couldn't be any more DYEL if he tried
>This thread, specifically @83440189
It's not really unrealistic.
You need to lose all those skinnyfats first (via cardio) and then do 3 hours of strength workout.Also steroids
>>83440189
I didn't say that. The same applies to women. Toned, hot, low bf% women are also realistic if you put the effort in.
Realistic bodies are not the same as "average" body type across a population
When people say "Hurrr that's not realistic" what they mean is "That doesn't look like me and makes me feel fat and lazy".
I think they are nice to look and anyone who disagrees is insecure with themselves. (or not gay)
>>83440213
>@83440189
@83440249
I don't give out (You)'s so easily.
>>83440189
Yes. Because women look at other women trying to find something to criticize. Men compete by trying to outperform one another, but women try to tear down those above them, rather than build themselves up. If some fat housewife opens a fashion magazine and finds some flaw with a model, it allows her to soothe her own ego by telling herself, "See? She's not perfect." But when it's a body they're attracted to, like a man's, they don't see flaws, they see something they want, because those men are not competition for them. People complain about the double standard between male and female beauty, but it only exists because of women's delicate egos in the first place.
>>83440272
*competition with them
>>83440260
Anon, no one cares. Go to bed.
I was in the middle of writing a long-winded post about my insecurities and fears of trying to lose weight etc, but it's the wrong place and time.
So instead, I'll say this. God damn Chris Evans is a good looking dude.
I'm a fat fuck and I don't care
>>83440323
But, I just woke up. I have to leave for work in 10 minutes
>>83439985
They are super heroes, they are supposed to look SUPER. Also how the fuck is a muscular body not realistic?
>>83440325
You can do it, man. The more time you spend ruminating on it the more likely you are to talk yourself out of it.
>Unrealistic Superhero physique
>actors achieved it
whatever you say lardy
>>83439985
All the superheroes I grew up with were either ripped or lean and toned. So it's just fine.
>>83439985
Isn't that the point?
Anyone over the age of 18 not going to the gym three times a week needs is pathetic to be honest family.
>>83439985
>unrealistic body standards
Chris Pratt used to be a fat ass, now look at him, dude's sexy as hell, if I were gay, I'd plow him until next November. If he can do it, so can you, OP. You absolute lazy bastard.
>>83440426
What if I jog every morning before going to work and do thirty push-ups, thirty sit-ups and thirty pull-ups before going to bed every night?
>>83440065
Gratuitous arm shots are fine too.
>>83440339
Pump and dump.jpg
>>83440449
No. Go to the gym. If you have time for video games, which I'm sure a lot of you do, you can spare an hour or two every other day lifting.
>>83440048
>2 hours gym
You mean 20 + Human Growth Hormone
>>83440433
This.
I thought losing weight was impossible until I started counting calories while walking and jogging. I also put a treadmill at my game room and used it while playing games or watching TV.
I lost 4 pounds within 2 weeks. It's not impossible.
>>83440512
So, what I'm doing isn't enough?
>>83439985
They're yummy. I'm not vain enough to put that much effort into looking good, though, I'd rather enjoy life.
Makes me want to go to the gym so I can have a body like that, even though I secretly know I won't be able to because of my fucking joints holy shit.
>>83439985
I don't know what to think about it, can you post more?
>>83440538
Pratt's a fraud this has been proven. Also
>game room
Smh desu senpai
>lost 12 pounds
>no change in fat gut and bitch tits
Another 11 pounds to go lads until I'm at a "healthy" weight.
>>83440539
Not if you never wanna make it.
>>83440563
>Pratt's a fraud
How is he a fraud? He went from fat to having abs. Where is your proof?
>>83440518
No, that gets you this
>>83440549
I try working out and my elbows click, my right hip joint clicks and pops and my lower back and knees click and pop too. Its fucking sore. What the hells up with that?
>>83440575
Make it where?
>>83440594
C'mon brah
>>83440604
He looks like a muscly poop.
>>83440582
they click? i cant tell you about that. I have tennis elbow after only going to the gym for one month, despite being shown what to do, how to do it, and stretching. yeah my arms and chest are bigger, but my elbow is in constant, unchanging soreness and being swollen. fucking tendons
last time i went to the gym a lot, it took 3 months to get tennis elbow. leg day was a mistake too
>>83440619
Yeah, I saw that episode of Family Guy, too.
>>83440563
>>83440631
What's wrong with his face too? He looks like Matt Dillon's mentally challenged brother, Kevin.
>>83440622
>Tennis Elbow
>>83439985
We're not women, we don't whine about pointless bullshit like this.
>>83439985
i think if that's what it takes to be a hero, then i'm no hero.
![Henry-Cavill-workout1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qlCEAXx.jpg "Henry-Cavill-workout1[1].jpg")
>>83439985
>not posting superman
>>83440657
hey i dont play tennis, but its the only name i can find after going through the internet besides "a swelling in my elbow when i work out or really do anything and it feels like my arm is tearing whenever I bench press"
>tfw your name isn't Chris
It's a /co/mblr flirts with homosexuality episode
>>83440696
>tfw Ralph
>>83440721
>flirts
We're way past that hombre.
>>83440449
>jogging
If you want to gain muscle you have to compensate for calories lost during the jog, but yeah cardio's good for you.
>thirty push-ups, thirty sit-ups and thirty pull-ups before going to bed
What are your goals? because that's not gonna get you anywhere very fast. That's not to say it's useless, because doing anything is better than nothing, but it's really inefficient.
Google the details since it's all easy enough to find out, but just to get you started:
If you want to get stronger, lift heavier at lower reps. 5 sets of 5 is pretty standard.
If you want to get bigger, lift less at higher reps. 5 sets of 10 is about right, but I've seen the number range from 8 reps to 15 reps.
Choose a muscle group to work for a day, like chest one day, back another, legs another. This kind of stuff isn't set in stone, but it's a good guideline. Pick a simple routine then adjust over time as you like.
Make sure you're getting enough protein, and counting your calories. Again, consult google for details. Take everything into consideration, don't be the moron who counts up his calories for the day but forgets his snack or the calories in his drinks.
Oh and drink more water.
>>83440048
are you retarded? it's common knowledge that stars often use steroids, especially disney and fox (hugh jackman)
if they have proper doctors who care about their patients, good for them, why not? all of them have great bodies
>2 hours gym time per week, some home training here and there and jogging once or twice a week should be easy for everyone.
confirmed for not knowing anything about fitness, get the fuck out. you'd have to do a lot more than 2 hours gym time per week to look like that. also, you didn't even mention food so go figure
>>83440065
ant-man was totally unnecessary in my eyes. he didn't even look impressing but that's another story. no wonder that game of thrones faggot complained about men being sexualised. talking about double standards I suppose
Getting "fit" isn't really that hard.
Getting ridiculously fit as the superhero dudes is hilariously hard and a nightmare to maintain, and more than likely involves copious amounts of steroids.
>>83440808
>getting triggered by shirtless men
Tell us more about your insecurities anon.
>>83440048
>It's not unrealistic.
>2 hours gym time per week, some home training here and there and jogging once or twice a week should be easy for everyone.
>Don't give up on yourself, become /fit/
You crazy? These guys have dedicated trainers who made them lose bodyfat as a full time job, then they get all the shirtless scenes done in the first few days of filming. The idea is that they get back to normal bodies after that for the rest of the shoot. You really can't maintain that kind of body while still working in a movie, you need to train for a day job.
>>83440781
>If you want to get stronger, lift heavier at lower reps. 5 sets of 5 is pretty standard.
>If you want to get bigger, lift less at higher reps. 5 sets of 10 is about right, but I've seen the number range from 8 reps to 15 reps.
Isn't that the other way around?
>>83439985
Love em
>>83440820
>implying I'm getting triggered
from a storytelling point of view it was unnecessary you beta faggot. it served no purpose like the scene in captain america where rogers gets inside the chamber
>>83440325
No one will ever love you
It's a good thing women care more about money than appearance.
>>83439985
Tumblr pls go.
>>83441001
Not all women
why are the girls not ripped too?
>>83441083
hollywood rules. nature rules. women naturally can't get as ripped as men unless they start taking testosterone supplements. when they do and they do get ripped, they're gonna have a hard time finding roles at other movies since people don't really wanna see muscle shehulk play princess of the pauper.
>>83440166
I am sorry for your bad genetics.
>>83441122
I wanna see that. Especially if she's green.
if you stick to a rigurous work-out plan and diet you too can look like star-lord or even thor.
but realistically, it's eaiser to look like brad pitt in fight club. and what he did there was more about reducing fat so the muscles would show, rather than grow up muscle
>>83439985
>unrealistic
Don't be a tit, anon. The most work would probably be Evans MAYBE Hemsworth but Pratt is pretty small.
>>83440272
then it's their fault
>muh fragile feelings
shut the fuck up and lay down the wine and chocolate
>>83441399
Shit I thought that was a pic of Marsha from The Brady Bunch doing her smug smirk shit.
>>83440048
More like 20 hours of work if you're going to measure up against professionals.
>>83439985
Gives something to aspire to.
I wanna look like #### which means I should focus on developing ####.
>>83440146
He has done Kung fu shit for a long time, I think it was to help him get the]rough his addictions.
None of this is unattainable.
Just gotta work for it, fatties.
>>83440433
Sorry Bobby, you didn't say no homo.
>>83439985
They are super heroes
The core premise is that they are above average.
If they had Dale Gribble bodies I'd expect them to have supersmarts or energy projection or something.
>>83440122
Well it can make sense. All women nowadays feel entitled to a tall and muscular guy while they make not so much efforts.
>>83440048
/fit/ has to be one of the better memes on here, because there is no secret, you can't just "keep working out" and expect anything.
What's worse are the actual buff guys that if you try to ask how to bulk up, they just laugh and go "are you doing enough push ups" because to them, its hilarious. The thought of some skinny loser, drinking protein shakes for months on end, burning his body to the limit just to fund these guys ideas.
You do know they're the ones who make an endorse all this shit, just like the shitty kardashians who try to talk about make up and beauty, but had to get plastic surgery to look the way they are? Yeah, same thing.
Don't fall for the joke, guys. If you're skinny and past a certain age, your body will biologically try to lock you at one set weight and anyone who tries to say otherwise is uneducated.
>>83439985
>unrealistic
>posts pictures of real people
wtf op
>>83441237
Not good to be that low% for too long.
Building muscle mass is much more rewarding, fun and comfortable.
>>83440449
You need to do a bit more than three times that. Also squats. And run 10km every day. Don't forget to turn off AC and heat for mental toughness.
And eat three meals per day. A banana in the morning is fine.
More seriously, strength training is good for you. Consider adding load to your body weight stuff or do harder variations.
Anon was wise in thread, but I'd add sleeping well. Sleeping well, and enough, is huge. You probably didn't sleep enough.
>>83441536
I didn't start bodybuilding until I was 32.
Before that I was fat.
You know nothing, faggot.
>tfw 5.4 ft manlet
>if i ever try to get fit i'll look like shit because of my height
Also i think a superhero have a body that looks like it could do the feats they do, i don't know how those bodies are unrealistic.
>>83440272
>implying I never stole a woman's boyfriend
>>83441403
it's a little more nuanced and complicated than that. try and strawman as you want and make up some imaginary fat housewife obsessing over fashion magazines when realistically she glances over it for only a second and goes on with her day managing her household. the argument is very emotional and persuasive. lets be real here when boiled down to it, women are primary valued about their appearance. men less so but more on status. remember when /r9k/ keeps whining about womyn who care more about money? that's the same for women who whine about men who care more about appearance.
it's nuanced and complex and i've oversimplified it and I doubt I'm gonna get proper discussion on this on /co/ of all places. this is the most you're gonna get from me. so think about this when you go back to your echo chamber about how shallow vapid womyn are ruining everything.
>>83441585
Agreed.
Sleeping and eating are just as (or more) important than the workout.
7 hours sleep minimum.
Do heavy lifts, within a month or two of a good split you will love it so much it won't be a chore.
Lift, eat, sleep, repeat.
>>83441598
Unfortunately Manlets only have one option. Full dwarfmode. Used to work with two guys around your height. Both of them were like 230 lbs and looked like they could squat a schoolbus.
>>83440871
Show me on the sex doll where the Game of Thrones guy cucked you, memester.
>>83441668
Naw man, i have to much of a baby face to have a dwarf body.
I'm just a skinny fuck who does enough excersise to look decent, but that also makes me look weak as fuck
>>83440688
Have you spoken to a professional?
>>83440213
I recognize Chucky T, whose the guy in red & blue behind him?
I'm getting the impression this is a britbong indie for some reason.
>>83439985
I see no problem.
I already have a role model.
>>83441609
I didn't mean women in general and I didn't mean that's my experience with women
as you said, it comes down to gender expectations
for some reason men are expected to get /fit/ while women are "beautiful as they are"
while I don't really have this problem (6' 150lbs skinny/medium guy with a non-shallow girlfriend) people like my cousin infuriate me. She's the wine+chocolate cat-lady stereotype I mentioned, a pudgy short girl that thinks anything less than a 6'2" 180lbs <3%bodyfat aryan should be shot on sight
anyway, I started rambling
my point is, if you have high expectations, you need to put in work too. don't dish it out if you can't take it and don't think you are entitled to something if you didn't do anything to deserve it
>>83439985
I think it's great, it encourages me to get fit
>>83441598
Be the wolverine
>tumblr "feminist" sees attractive and slim actress
"unrealistic body standards how dare the patriarchy this is sexist!!!"
>I see OP's pic
"hey I should work out again I want to be like them"
Tumblr is true cancer
At least Tom Holland's physique matches with the character.
>unrealistic
>it actually exists in real life
What?
>>83439985
i don't care
>>83441628
I agree - good sleep and diet will increase quality of life workouts or no workouts. But what's more sleep basically puts a ceiling on what you can get from your training. I don't care if you do two two-hour workouts per day, if you don't sleep 9+ hours you're fucking yourself up and severely limiting your gains.
>>83440189
Well, for a lot of women there are things beyond muscle mass and body fat % that gets judged - breast/ass size and shape, waist proportions, avoiding manly qualities (broad shoulders, too much jaw definition, too /fit/). A lot of bone structures are considered unattractive, which isn't something you can work off in the gym. Also, the "ideal" woman, as in the figure of a lot of models/stars, isn't /fit/, just really skinny, which is more genetics based than hard work.
For men, if you buff up and your face doesn't look like shit, then you're fine. Unless you're hairy as fuck like me, in which case nothing you do will change how gross you are.
But yeah, landwhales complaining about how it's "unfair" are mostly full of shit, but comparing it to a man's situation isn't exactly fair.
>>83440382
>>83441547
>>83441871
unrealistic
ˌʌnrJəˈlJstJk/
adjective
not realistic.
synonyms: impractical, impracticable, unworkable, unfeasible, non-viable;
It doesn't literally mean it can't exist, morons.
Nobody's claiming all those supermodels are imaginary either.
I agree with these
>>83440054
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>>83440347
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>>83440065
he was in prison, you don't have much to do there except get /fit/no homo tho
>>83441945
You just don't know words, do you fattie?
>>83440189
They often are heavily photoshopped. And nobody expects random guys to look like that, but when even a minor role woman isn't looking like a porn star or a model sperglords get seizures and whine how it's pandering to tumblr.
>>83439985
>What does /co/ think about the unrealistic body standards in superhero movies?
I want unrealstic hour glass shaped women as counter balance.
>>83441980
This is also true.
>>83441940
Wax or laser if you really, really care. And what the fuck, if you estimate gym hours over a lifetime to look and feel good you may come to the conclusion that it's a reasonable investment.
>>83441923
I'm really amazed at how good Lawless and the costume department made Xena look with no shoulders and no budget.
>>83440065
He's not really ripped compared to the other guys.
>>83439985
They are superheroes. They should have unrealistic bodies. I can't believe this needs to be said.
>>83441536
>Don't fall for the joke, guys. If you're skinny and past a certain age, your body will biologically try to lock you at one set weight and anyone who tries to say otherwise is uneducated.
I really hope you're trolling anon
>>83439985
How are these unrealistic? Unlike female actors who have to look 100% all the time to keep getting roles, these guys (while undoubtedly putting a huge amount of work in to look that good) only work out in preparation for a movie and are allowed to slack off and lose the muscles in between movies.
>>83439985
Nigga before Chris Pratt out of nowhere started popping up in all these big movies, he used to be typecasted as ''funny fatty.''
>>83442209
Fat Pratt gives me hope I can un-fat myself
>>83442260
Everyone can, just don't expect to get fit as fast as actors.
They have professional nutritionists and such that control every single thing they eat and they have a very strict exercise routine, but they also lose that form really fast.
>>83442260
If you're just chubby and not actually fat then you probably just need to be more confident and talk to people more.
>>83442209
this nigga is chris pratt? shit.
>>83442323
>just bee yourself bro
>>83442296
nigga you can only lose 2 pounds per week. you don't need 'nutritionists'. nutrition science is mostly political bullshit. you can eat 3 big macs a day and still lose weight.
>>83442436
>you can eat 3 big macs a day and still lose weight.
Sure, but then you have to kill yourself exercising.
>>83440451
>that filename
>>83439985
it brings the ladies....
>>83442425
It does work, though looking good helps obviously. Unless you're a piece of shit in which case you're beyond help and your only hope is being ripped and finding people who only care how you look.
>>83440678
>>83442447
>1 big mac = 500 calories
>3 big macs = 1500 calories
>most adult males just need 1800 calories to achieve/maintain 'normal' weight
you will literally lose weight if you limit yourself to just 3 big macs per day. what kills people is the lifestyle associated with the big mac diet. they add fries, soda, milkshake and sit on their fatasses all day. just add a little walking everymorning and you're good to go.
>>83442527
wasn't there a test done recently where a guy ate nothing but fast food and maintained an otherwise healthy lifestyle to prove it's not just the shitty food that makes you fat?
>>83442507
most autists on 4chan still have socialization issues though so that could be a hindrance. people here don't know how to talk to 'normies' without looking like a sperg.
>>83442563
quit fapping a bit and that would help
>>83442563
>be more confident and talk to people more
That's exactly what I said. In most cases the look isn't the problem just the excuse.
>>83440794
>(hugh jackman)
Jackman's been lifting for two decades at this point, I don't find it incredible for him to be natty.
>>83440678
Due to the fact that I do not know if Cavill can play a boisterous jolly guy, he would have potential for Hercules.
>>83442618
>be more confident
and then you overshoot 'cause you don't know what's appropriate or what's not in conversations.
this is bad advice. autist nerds on 4chan stay cooped up in their parents basement for years. be realistic. people here need practice talking to people.
>>83440866
Surprisingly, not.
>>83442651
Jackman is only fit when he has to film X-Men movies.
>>83442679
Then talk to people online. 4chan doesn't count. Find people you have common interests with and talk about those things until you know what you can and can't talk about with them. It's not that hard though it does require some effort but the most important thing is to stop acting like you're the victim of some kind of conspiracy against everyone who isn't 10/10 rich celebrity. That's exactly what the insane SJW types do minus the rich part, and nobody likes them.
>>83439985
Only one I feel I couldn't put down the work for is Chris Pratt in that pic.
Assuming I can have creatine to bulk up.
>>83442761
Bullshit. You can't find a picture of Jackedman from after the turn of the century where he looks DYEL.
>>83442816
don't be an idiot. speech patterns online don't translate well IRL. just talk to your neighbor and take it slow and find the proper social cues. it's gonna take time and a lot of fumbles and with proper patience you can make it work.
>>83442761
He probably cuts back on his diet around those times, to lose a bit of body fat. You can put it back on pretty quick.
>>83442879
>speech patterns online don't translate well IRL
If you're autistic enough to use them the same way irl. Which applies to a lot of those people I guess.
>>83440577
He used roids. Anything not "natty" is a fraud for most.
>>83441923
How the fuck did they think hiring a twig limbed actress like Gadot was a good idea for Wonder fucking Woman?
>>83442998
Same way they think Batman V Superman was going to be a sure thing and how the new Ghost Busters is super duper awesome.
>>83442875
You can see him pretty slimmed down.
Take a look at his instagram, he uploads pics constantly.
I don't think anyone takes the weight lifting part of their superhero movie seriously outside of Jackman. Dude is a fucking beast desu.
>>83443365
Why is he so veiny.
>>83443377
because if the bar ain't bendin, you're just pretendin'
>>83443377
A combination of being able to work out like he wanted to for The Wolverine and not drinking anything for a day.
>>83441536
>skeleton or fatty that gave up
I only started working out at 25 and i had the daddest of all dadbodies. Now i'm 28 and jacked. I spent 2 years going to the gym 6 days a week for an hour, and now go for 3 sessions a week to maintain my muscle mass.
>>83443365
Would you a Jackman?
>>83441536
It's always hilarious hearing the new excuses fatasses come up with to excuse their laziness and poor choices.
>>83440065
> I'm glad Chris Evans doesn't want gratuitous shirtless scenes
You mean the part where he asked the be shirtless in the Helicopter scene but the director told him it wouldn't make sense?
If I were these guy's and worked that hard I'd want to show off too.
It was Jackman's idea to be butt naked in the last Wolverine movie.
>>83440678
>That much body hair
of those examples OP one is a literal God and the other is literally a perfect human body.
I try to hit the gym only twice a week.
Im by no means /fit/ but there is at least some functionality to my body and I know I could beat the shit out of roughly half the people I come across if it came down to brass tax.
Although working in a warehouse does help.
My upper back is /fit/ as fuck.
how much time do you spend sitting on the computer or watching tv or playing videogames?
replace that with exercise and there you go
>>83439985
Not unrealistic at all but it helps when you have a professional trainer and a dietitian on hand while you are working out.
I think "Keep lifting. One day..." We all gonna make it there eventually.
>>83439985
>unrealistic
What does that even mean? Obviously those guys have those bodies, and they are real. Those bodies are real, those guys are real.
The problem is that people have wrong expectations. A body like that needs years of working hard and eating right. That's what people don't want to hear
>>83446108
>expectations
I think you mean entitlements.
Bitches want a Chris Evans while they look like an Amy Schumer
>>83444563
Not even that much.
You probably have people here who spend 5+ hours on the computer everyday. All it would take is just 1 hour or so each day of exercise to get results.
>>83446184
Well, Evans is dating Jenny Slate right now. Dude has low standards.
>>83439985
I'm cool with it. Heroes gonna hero.
Only tangential issue is when fatties complain about any given half of it, then I want to clothesline a bitch.
But I don't, because I'm not a hero and I'm afraid of my arm getting stuck in the fat.
>>83440451
Where is everyone getting this high quality version of the movie?
>>83446664
That's from a released clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ccey7IJLCM
>>83446689
And there I was, getting my hopes upalso witnessed
>>83442618
I guess, I know this guy who is ugly as sin and doesn't have that much money but he is charismatic as fuck and he has bitches running after him and fighting each other for him.
>>83440065
>it's ridiculous how everybody needs to show off a sixpack at least once.
Fuck you buddy, I see enough fat uggos in real life, I want fuckables in my movie and I want to see them out of clothes, I don't care what gender they are
>>83446600
Maybe she has a nice personality or they have a lot in common?
I mean if you're just looking for sex then yeah, it makes sense to try and get the hottest person you can find to fuck around with. But if you're actually looking for someone to date and spend time with, then their appearance shouldn't be the only thing on your list. Then again, maybe Slate has the type of appearance Evans likes? Who knows.
>>83439985
>unrealistic
Well they're clearly real
>>83447095
My nigga.
I see average and ugly people all day, why would I want to see them in movies too? Especially in these type of superhero/action movies.
>>83440146
Wasn't he pretty ripped for those Sherlock Holmes movies?
>>83447264
Not really. CGI does wonders.
>>83443365
Dude fucking hated his water diet and constant pumping during the months he was on set
>>83447487
You see them off set wearing tight clothes showing their muscles. its not CGI.
>>83447487
You're aware that's not cgi, right?
>>83442561
No, he ate nothing but snack food shit like twinkies and lost weight BUT only ate the recommended amount of calories. He just wanted to prove that cutting calories are the only real trick to losing weight.
>otherwise healthy lifestyle
I'm sure he was fairly malnourished by the end of it
>>83447442
He wasn't ripped but he definitely had a rough and rugard fit look going
>>83441609
Yeah duder you came off as way more of a whiny insecure cunt than they did there. :3
>>83441844
Well, dude, they're fucking hot. I want to be that fucking hot, okay? Whining actually makes me *less* hot.And chicks are supposed to be the shallow, vain gender... Sure...
>>83441940
>skinny is genetics rather than work
Nope, but feel free to try again to make excuses. It's just a different *kind* of work.
>>83442027
>>83441980
Lol, this is bullshit.
>>83442323
Or, y'know, you could lose the chub *as an aspect of* being polite and confident and social. After all, no one likes dealing with a fucking fatass!
>>83442563
Man, normies don't know how to talk to normies without looking like a damn sperg, don't act like that's an excuse.
>>83442879
You are literally arguing with someone who thinks simulating social engagements online is the same as carrying them out IRL, and are worthwhile practice. This kind of cunt thinks playing America's Army made me a fuckin' badass gunman. Think about how you spent your time.
>>83439985
superheroes themselves are unrealistic, what are you even saying
>>83447487
Why would the company waste a whole tonne of money to CGI in the abs?
>>83447487
>CGI
Sure.
>>83447532
http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-56-pounds-after-eating-only-mcdonalds-six-months-2D79329158
>>83439985
>unrealistic body
>bodies exist in reality
WTF you retard
>>83447622
Ah, not the same guy I'm thinking of, then.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/
>>83440122
/thread
>>83447512
>>83447524
>>83447568
>>83447579
>>83439985
Except most women aren't super into those figures. The "unrealistic" standard is mostly for male viewers and what they expect superheroes to look like.
>>83447778
>Except most women aren't super into those figures.
lol
>>83447778
>Except most women aren't super into those figures.
Who told you this?
>>83447778
citation fucking needed
>>83447800
>>83447838
>>83447853
The two groups most subject to body pressures are gay men and straight women. Next comes straight men. THe group that has almost zero pressures to be fit are lesbians.
The men pressure the other men to be fit, not the women. Lesbians don't have 60% obesity rates because they fucking care about how their partner looks.
>>83447720
>i was only pretending to be retarxed!
>>83447918
citation
fucking
needed
>>83447800
>>83447838
Not him, but have you ever looked at which people are ultra popular with girls these days? Which youtubers and pop stars? None of them have wrestler's bodies. They're all toned but lithe. Not bulky
>>83447778
>Except most women aren't super into those figures
>>83447946
in this case he was only pretending to be funny
>>83440146
>>83447442
>ripped
kek
normies outside of /fit/ think that is fit.
I laugh at you all.
>>83447965
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1874217/
>lesbians have more than twice the odds of overweight and obesity than heterosexual women
>Bisexuals and women who reported their sexual orientation as “something else” (besides heterosexual, lesbian, or bisexual) showed no such increase in the odds of overweight and obesity
You're the ones convincing yourselves you need to be /fit/ to get girls and dont' realize it's just because your personalities are autistic and shitty.
But hey, I suck cocks so why do I care?
>>83446184
That's another issue entirely. The "unrealistic body standards" issue is men complaining about how men in movies are too attractive.
>>83444297
But see it makes sense for Woverine because I don't think theres a single artist that has drawn him without doing a nude panel. Dude just loves reminiscing about running nude in the snow.
>>83440451
>tfw you could feel the air pressure in the theater change when all the women simultaneously gasped at this scene
I wonder what it feels like to buy a guy who took his girl to this, then she wanted to have sex right after and you knew she was fantasizing about Chris Evens the whole time.
>>83448033
Nobody unironically believes this, though. It's just people trying to turn the tables on the unrealistic body standards issue feminists harp on.
>body standards
They're not standard, they're fucking super humans. Just because you can't get your ass moving to look good you would think super heroes should be as fat as you, OP?
>>83442971
You do know you still have to put a lot of work to get swole, even with roids
>>83448070
It's okay, I'm also fantasizing about Chris Evans while I'm fucking her.
>>83440644
You gotta do something about that god awful wallpaper
>>83444345
>mfw the only hair I have on my chest is 3 nipple hairs
>mfw I actually counted that many
>>83447968
why dont they just admit they're gay if they don't like strong burly men
>>83440213
>@83440189
Are you fucking serious right now
>>83442209
He got swole for his small role in Zero Dark Thirty
He posted a pic of his progress on Instagram or Twitter and that's when some guy at Marvel Studios saw it and that's how he got the invitation to audition for Star Lord
>>83447946
>first anon makes a joke that these "unrealistic" standers are clearly real (because each one of those actors is a real person)
>second anon makes joke about it being CGI even though it's obviously not CGI
>autistic anons post how it's not CGI and completely miss the joke
>>83439985
makes me wet
>>83448161
>Straight women are gay because they don't all like the type of men I would think they'd like
/fit/ confirmed most autistic board
>>83447579
>that little boy hanging his head in shame
>>83448210
And women say that comics don't cater to them
>>83448225
Little nigga just can't compete.
>>83448161
But only gays like strong burly men.
>>83448210
sauce
>>83448254
Not often enough. There needs to be more.
>>83448210
Is he getting raped by Venom?I would hope so.
>>83448269
Even then, only like a third of gays. Twinks take up at least a third. The other third is miscellaneous.
>>83448279
New Avengers Annual #3
>>83439985
how is that unrealistic?
work out, eat healthy, work out some more.
boom
nobody does it because working out its boring and eating healthy is also boring and tastes like shit.
>not being a masterpiece
>>83439985
That's pretty realistic pham
>TFW Hemsworth will never hold you down and pound your boipussy
>>83448547
It really takes very little to make food taste gold, especially if you aren't cutting, and why the fuck would you?
>>83439985
Why does a space pirate look more ripped than a guy that was hopped up on supersoldier serum and a literal god?
>>83451385
>literal god?
Alien.
>>83449909
Yeah, your kind is generally the only type of people who likes those awful trash movies.
Makes me wanna work out more
