blue pearl edition
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>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
BEST GEM
Well, i WAS making a pearl edition.
I guess a blue pearl is acceptable
>>83406483
thicc
I don't really like this show but I watched a few episodes and Greg seems pretty cool, I like him.
pearls are turning out nice this season
>>83406483
Reminder this is official crew art.
>TERRIFYING MURDEROUS PEARL
Connie is forboth hug AND fug
>>83406533
lol dat hand
Garnet Force when?
>Bloople is making a comeback
I welcome the return of best Pearl and second best blue gem
>>83406552
Pretty sure a Homeworld version of that pic has been made.
>>83406483
Hi, it's me, Lemon.
>>83406532
a lot of official art doesn't make sense though
Pearl will get the Steven she likes, she'll get the Steven she needs.
>>83406526
its okay anon, its not for everyone
have a greg
>>83406572
Evil Bloople makes perfect sense to me
>>83406552
>>83406483
Of course she's coming back, she was secretly working for the rebellion.
Watch her reactions in The Answer again.
When's the next leak?
>>83406532
>official crew art
>blue pearl has shoes on
nooooooooooooooooooo oh god no no
>>83406567
man I hate that wiggly mouthed lemon
>>83406587
>Evil
I think you mean tired and violent.
Just give her back ;_;
>>83406596
Haha, what reactions?
>>83406567
i love her, exactly what i imagined a pearl to be like on homeworld
>>83406564
I'm talking about one where it's all Garnets formed from the Ruby Squad and those five Sapphires we talk about on and off.
>>83406533
Connie is forGETTING OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>83406574
I bet you're the kind of weirdo who has the hots for his sister and uses the term "MILF" a lot.
>>83406483
>>83406587
>>83406605
Pearl teaches Blue Pearl to be more assertive. Realizes she made a huge mistake.
>>83406578
WASTED
>And that's when Steven Universe decided he was tired of being good.
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>83406634
>no no not insertive!
>>83406634
>blue only goes above a whisper when going for a kill
>>83406602
>blue pearl has shoes on
>yellow pearl doesn't have high thighs
THIS BETTER BE A MISTAKE
>>83406618
I don't have a sister, and I don't use that term at all.
>>83406527
Why do I find this pic... hot?
>>83406608
When Sapphire is talking to Blue Diamond, blue Pearl is very attentive
>>83406655
Meant for >>83406626
>>83406647
hm i like this one more, keep it up
>>83406533
>>83406618
So how's everybody enjoying their Connie-less season so far? I think it's a great direction which will ensure high quality of each episode.
HOLO!
HOLO!
PEARL!
>>83406660
cuz she hikes up that dress thing with nothin on underneath and just slips you right in
>>83406652
who drew these? i've got my torch and pitchfork ready.
>>83406677
plenty of Connie incoming now that we're back from the fucking barn
>>83406533
>mr. smiley will never get a focus episode
Not that I mind, but he seems the most fake out of all the Beach City residents and it just feels weird.
Maybe he's Lars' dad.
>>83406660
hoodie over nightwear?
check
possibly the only thing shes wearing?
Check, also pretty comfy
>>83406677
Season "3" has been really good recently and no Connie, I'm not saying there's a connection but...
>>83406700
joe did, he and jeff draw the best pearls
Greetings, you filthy animals!
Lapiss La-ASSuli can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
I'm not sure what a phone is, but that's what Steven said to say when you can't reach someone.
Anyway! Lazuli is currently ABSENT and unaccounted for! So I, the greatest and most lovable reporter to ever be conceived by the Clod Homeworld, shall be taking over this establishment and renaming it. I'm all that and a bag of Chaps!
Welcome to After Hours /sug/! Where the filthiest patch of unreciprocated gathering dirt known to gem and man alike congregate to shitpost about us superior lifeforms.
Let's get down to brass tacks.
>Anons continue to post their ranked lists of their top 20 gems, as if anyone cares about them! How sick!
>All aboard the Hype Train as Visual Novel Anon confirms the VN to be (probably) released during Steven Summer!
>Debates over the possibility of marriage to adult Steven continue to be circlejerked. What's marriage anyway? Is that a food?
>Is Blue Pearl secretly an interplanetary assassin slash bodyguard? General Consensus seems to be, yes! Blue Diamond Court gems are practically insane!
>One anon desperately clings to the idea that my butt is thick. This is false, and he is a CLOD for spreading LlES. MY ASS is NOT, THAT, BIG.
>Hot Arguments arise over whether or not Lazuli's wings come from her gem or not. Nobody cares in the long run.
>The Xman remembers his training in Calgary, and presents the fruits of such labor by posting Adult Connie. SO many boners are popped, the earth temporarily suffers mild windshear and slows down for an hour.
That's all for now. Be sure to tune in next time! Out!
>>83406677
On one hand, I'm glad we aren't seeing Connie as much.
On the other hand, I fear that we might have a bunch of fucking Connie episodes incoming.We may get to see Connie's mom though
>>83406677
needs more uncle grandpa
>you will never suck on a Pearl's nose to stimulate her sexually because a Pearl's nose is her sexual organ
>she will never climax by releasing a thick, hot, salty torrent of mucus down your throat
>you will never swallow it greedily to the last droplet
>the mucus will never harden in your stomach and become a brand new pearl gem
>the new pearl will never burrow through your body and emerge at a random location to become your gem and mutate you into a new Pearl with no memories of who you once were
>you will never become a Pearl and engage in nasal sex with other Pearls
>>83406720
>not talking about the anon that is likely has commited suicide
This is why you got fired, Peridot.
>>83406708
Funny you say that, Deedee tweeted a pic earlier of Smiley's VA in the recording booth with her and Steven
>>83406683
How can the hologram exist without the conscious effort of the creator.
Pearl got poofed so putting effort into maintaining this construct wouldn't be on her mind, yet it still existed.
Does that mean that the holograms are independent and partially alive, like cats or something?
This is the blue mom gem
>>83406720
Thank you for doing this, News Network Anon.
>>83406717
damn it... RIP barefoot blue pearl and thigh-high lemonpearl... fuck this gay island earth
>>83406720
Peridot really does have a very thick ass, hips, and thighs. I presume it's so she'd look convincing in her limb enhancers.
>>83406722
Priyanka is the only good thing Connie's presence has ever given us.
>>83406720
I love how this is actually a legit new recap
>>83406752
Woah, spooky.
That's cool. I guess we won't be seeing it for another year though.
>>83406752
Oh, that's good. After being in so many season 1 episodes and completely disappearing, I assumed his VA had given up on the show.
>>83406720
What about the people who want to fuck the arm thing?
>>83406765
The homeworld gems I can't see as being moms to steven, they'd be more like sisters or, in jasper's case, that really butch aunt who was a russian bodybuilder because your cool uncle was into that kind of stuff
>>83406742
The 'boop' Amethyst gave to Pearl in So Many Birthdays just got a lot more suggestive
>>83406782
tru
>>83406782
That patch of grey hair on the front of her head, I always see them as goggles or an eyemask for sleeping.
Does anyone else want to fuck the news reporter?
>>83406806
Her name is ARMSTRONG
>>83406819
>Her
>>83406807
Yeah seriously
>Team A = familia
>Team B = friends
>>83406742
W H A T
W E
R E A L L Y
A R E
>>83406829
5 women = 1 man? what is this islam?
Do NOT sexualize the moms
>>83406752
>tfw deedee wasnt even recording that day, just wanted to see the su familia
>>83406849
5 gems whose identities have been lost in a forced fusion = 1 new creature that can be whatever gender.
>>83406860
>Pearl
>overprotective
She left Steven to die when he fell off a platform after seeing him plummet and turning around and walking away
She turned Connie into a child soldier
The newest trailer of steven universe really hit the pipe.
>>83406742
>>83406872
Someone needs to create the perfect shitposting -- overlap an episode AND an altered audio when all the gems are voiced by Loquendo.
>>83406765
This is a nice AU.
>>83406886
>>83406860
Oh, I will fucking too, they're old enough to get it.
>>83406829
Moron
>>83406860
cool mom squad>overprotective mom squad
Allow me to suggest something as a replacement for Steven/Connie, if you would.
Gentlemen, for your consideration: Rose Quartz/Priyanka.
>>83406883
She knew Steven could make it
She trained Connie to protect the future of mankind and gems alike
Bob and Earl are handsome young humans.
>>83406943
Are there even enough cool moms to form a squad?
Let me tell you the difference between Armstrong and Alexandrite. One is the result of several individuals coming together in a new relationship, the other is a dozen bits of entangled IKEA furniture beating the shit out of each other.
>>83406946
That's stupid, you're stupid.
>>83406946
Interdasting
>>83406953
Lapis in short shorts is a gift from god
>>83406946
I'm fairly sure Rose is the straightest of all gems
>>83406953
Yes they are.
I wonder if they could use a post-game massagewith twin happy endings of course
>>83406946
Steven/Priyanka. Huh? Huh? Come on, it's all good.
>>83406955
Vidalia and Amethyst.
>>83406982
>>83406989
>armchair
>a mom
>>83406912
>wear a condom
and so we never got a show
>>83406982
Well brother, how are things in the Underworld?
>>83407019
The fire rises.
>>83406490
You are mistaking my friend
>>83407042That's not how it works you little shit, did you even watch Hercules?
>>83401388
>>83407003
>Priyanka without a bulge
Milfs on younger men just isn't the same without it.
>>83406720
>This is false, and he is a CLOD for spreading LlES. MY ASS is NOT, THAT, BIG.
Totally what someone would say if their ass WAS that big.
>>83406912
I'm going to zip my pants up.
>>83407065
Steven can shapeshift. If they wanted to make it gay, he can shapeshift a vagina to fuck Priyanka with.
>>83407084
I thought he meant bulge around the waist.
>>83407071
>Peridot installs a pair of ass enhancers
>she cackles impishly as she pounces, sits on your face, and expands them, nearly smothering you
>she clenches her thick thighs around your face to brace herself against your muffled screams, triumphantly declaring her superiority over you and clenching her supplemented cheeks together
>she leans forwards and traces her fingers over your erection with a venomous smile
>>83407064
Is she clawing herself out of the hole? How big was it anyway? The island was rocking with the sea so it can't be connected to more land underneath
Looks great though man!
>>83407075
Its fine. I can't see anything there without a microscope anyway
>>83407084
No Steven's penis can still be there, I just need Priyanka's penis as well.
>>83407120
The fuck is a priyanka?
>>83407064
Oh I love it
>Mother's probably gonna kill herself
>Guy I like isn't sure if he likes me back
>Might need surgery soon.
Fuck it give me (sfw) writefag requests
>>83407152
Pearl kills a human being by accident, the other gems react
>>83407152
Priyanka taking care of her two cluster patients who keep causing trouble in the hospital?
>>83407135
Connie's mom.
>>83407048
shes old news, pearl never dies
>>83407152
Steven giving Armstrong a means to talk.What if Armstrong had a Test-To-Speech Device?
>>83407196
>Test
*Text
>>83407188
So that's her name? Ty anon
Anyone save a short, maybe 6 month-old comic of Amethyst teaching Peridot and Lapis how to eat? The punchline was something like Lapisseemed really interested in bowel movements while Peridot just freaks out.
I need it for something.
>>83407177
Thats actually a good prompt. Were it not 5am id totally do that.
Not even the anon you were replying to
>>83407222
I like your numbers
>>83406883
>tfw pearlfags' justification for this was that her feelings got hurt
>>83407196
What if Armstrong had a See N' Say.
"The Cow goes 'Moo'" means "Yes" and "The Dog goes 'Woof Woof'" means "No".
>>83407152
It'll be okay anon, even through the bad, there will always be good to look forward to.
I'd also like to request Connie teaching Jasper how to play tennis.
>>83407242
Either one works.
>>83407196
>Not sign language
>Not sign language that everyone misunderstands
Are you even thinking of shenanigans?
>>83407152
Sounds like somebody needs a hug
>>83407273
we killed him, he died for our thumbnail saving sins
>"steven, would you be a dear and fetch that bottle of brandy from under the sink?"
>>83407152
i hope your mom kills herself
>>83407152
Vidalia giving Lars painting lessons?With her smacking his butt at the end when he leaves asking him to come back anytime if he wants "advanced lessons".
>>83407222
No Lapis, but are you sure you aren't just thinking of the scene that got cut from Log Date?
>>83407349
do you have the imgur of that deleted scene?
>>83406574
>>83407349
This is like child abuse. Bad zuke
>>83407349
>putting thick eyebrows on pearl
Why?
>>83407340
Vidalia a cute.
>>83407387
Mwee intensifies
>>83407387
Sexual reasons
When will Pearl stop being thirsty?
>>83407414
When I slake her thirst with my pene de la muerte
>>83407400
Darn right she is. Do you think she still cosplays?
>>83407374
http://imgur.com/a/W5xmX
>>83407443
No time to cosplay when she's still thirstin' for Amethyst.
>>83407442
>pene de la muerte
"murdercock" sounds shit in comparison
>>83393485
Have you ever heard polish dub? They are pretty good. Altought their SU could be better. And of course nothing beats the orginal.Oh man Amethyst storyarc can't wait. In de buurt van Eindhoven (waar ik studeer). Wat studeer je dan?
>>83407107
I was thinking of her climbing out of the fault line but that's a good idea too.
>>83407493
Uh
Heil Hitler
>>83407457
>face walla
Every time. God I love those.
>>83407177
>>83407196
>>83407340
I'll look into these.
>>83407245
>>83407288
Thanks you two, I appreciate it..
>>83407483
But imagine all the hot teens she could "meet" at conventions!
>>83407387
looks cute as hell
>>83407483
>>83407457
thank you so much kind sir
>>83407510
Thanks mang
Good journeys
>>83407152
Hey, I'm sure things will get better. Just keep a positive outlook and try and help your mom as best you can.
You'll find someone who really likes you someday, don't settle for someone leading you on.
Lapiven?
>>83407486
>Greg's Spanish cousin comes to Beach City one day
>Looks exactly like Greg, but with slight spanish flair, tanned skin yet still with tanlines, long dark hair that has receded as much as Greg's, a little moustache instead of five o'clock shadow
>Yet Pearl finds herself enamored with him
"NO PEARL, REMEMBA WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSE!"
Was late to the ranking thing but here's mine
1 Peridot
2 Pearl
3 Steven
4 Amethyst
5 Garnet
6 Lapis Lazuli
7 Sapphire
8 Rose Quartz
9 Ruby
10 Jasper
11 Yellow Diamond
12 Alexandrite
13 Opal
14 Sugilite
15 Yellow Pearl
16 Sardonyx
17 Malachite
18 Stevonnie
19 Rainbow Quartz
20 Blue Pearl
21 Blue Diamond
Honestly it feels like 15 to 21 might as well have a different order
>>83407547
Har.
>>83407560
>Spanish conquistadors probably tried dicking gems in the New World while mowing down natives
>>83407547
worst ship
>>83407588
Is that a yes or a no?
>>83407620
No it isn't, it's a food ship.
>>83407560
esteban universe spinoff when?
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(POWER GAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS KINDA FUNNY TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT TRASH FUCK YOU
Peridot
>>83407632
>it's a food ship.
*it's a good ship. No idea why auto correct kicked into place there.
>>83407638
makes more sense if you flipped this.
Babies.
>>83407638
Again, what is this? Is this another one of those "best Gem rankings" or what?
>>83407654
>gemlings aren't canon
f-fuck
>>83407632
I certainly love it
>>83407656
yes?
>>83407666
>>gemlings aren't canon
Good.
>>83407638
Someone get this man with such shit taste out of this thread
>>83407654
>>83407632
>Is that a yes or a no?
It's a har.
>>83407666
ew what the fuck, those remind me of those little furball pony things that gurochan likes to torture and squish.
just terrible.
>>83407654
>Pearl gets a little sailor outfit
>The others get onesies
THEY'RE CUTE, THANK YOU REBECCA.
>>83407686
Because it's inaccurate as hell. The only right thing you did was put Steven in God Tier, but you put Rose as better than Steven.
>>83407692
I'd forgotten how super fucking kawaii this shit was.
Too bad they don't make them anymore.
>>83406751
That anon here
Didn't an hero
>>83407709
rose is hot steven
hot steven > steven
what are you not understanding?
>>83407730
By that logic, Steven is an ugly Rose.
How do gems get corrupt?
>>83407638
shit taste mate
>>83407728
Well done my friend. Remember there are people on this world who care and love you, even if you don't know them personally. Besides maybe this moment of your life is awful but who knows what it's like another decade later? Death is one option and definite, life exists out of endless options and possibilities
>>83407654
I must love them and take care of them
Would mod any of the gems' programming to suit your tastes?
>>83407758
literally me
>>83407758
just reminds me of pic related
>>83407771
Thanks o
>>83407774
Gems aren't computers.
>>83407739
rose is so hot that even when she's not hot she's still hotter than all the other gems
>>83407774
A bog-standard Pearl would be nice. Just a loyal, smug-ass secretary bitch to be at my side. It'd be like getting married, without any of the work.
>>83407789
But then Steven is also a hot Rose.
>>83407785
Keking
>>83407785
>>83407728
Made my night! Thanks I can sleep e-z
>>83407816
Sleep well
>>83407803
yes he is
>>83407828
>long-haired pearl
yes pls
>>83407853
Sorry I don't have more
>>83407971
it's okay anon, there isn't a lot out there
>>83407835
The first image I've seen where Steven actually looks adorable in a frilly dress.
>>83407980
Is that by scribbles?
>>83407987
Looks like a faggot.
>>83407987
Everyone looks adorable in the Madoka dress.
>>83408008
consider that B00B checked, anon
>>83408060
This is a good post
>>83408082
Agreed
>>83406829
sauce is required.
>>83407835
Then shouldn't he and Rose be equal on that ranking?
>>83408008
>8008
HARDY HAR!
>>83407835
>Steven's baby-soft plump buttocks.
>>83408127
rose is hotter
>>83408132
>steven's pudgy arms
is this fucking /gfg/ now
>>83408177
Get back to work Squidward.
>>83408193
>>83408132
Steven's cheeks.Not his buttcheeks.
I want to pinch his cheeks. Is this the feeling old ladies get? Do you think ladies with super long nails pinch Steven's cheeks all the time?
>>83408193
What made you think so?
Why does the UK hate the show's intentions?
>>83408193
Dipper's cheeks.
>>83408219
We gotta transfer all the Dipper memes to Steven now.
Steven's cheeks.
Steven's feet.
Steven hypnotized to think and act like Connie.
>People actually hate Connie
I just thought it was a joke. Are you guys actually serious?
So what episode comes after Steven Floats?
>>83408285
I don't, but the hate is understandable.
SHE GETS TO HAVE STEVEN ALL TO HER FUCKING SELF THAT BITCH THAT BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I'm a loser too. Where is my alien babe to teach me swordfighting and a hot Steven to marry as an adult?
>>83408304
Steven Sinks
>>83408304
>>83408285
Personally I don't hate her, but she's not the most interesting character out there. She definitely needs some development though since she's likely going to end up with Steven as endgame
>>83408281
You make me nostalgic
Sugar is a hack
>>83408281
we have to go
deeper
*ahem*
the Yellow Diamond's long long legs
>>83406578
We need more alpha greg art, bonus for young greg
>>83408281
>tfw no SUGGF
>>83408285
I don't hate her, but I don't dislike her.
Which Pearl has the biggest tiddies iyo?
>>83408363
The saltiest bitch I know has the biggest tiddies. This meme isn't true.
>>83408363
Not a single one of them, accept that they are all flat.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>83408420
The pacing is a bit terrible, but the final punchline is amazing.
Does Steven believe in the space-bat?
>>83408433
Why would anyone think of this
>>83408433
>not Lapis
>>83408420
Not sure if I get this one. What is it implying that Greg did?
>>83408488
>Chapter 7: How to Nurse Your Child
