Time for Geoff Johns' final and Sam Humphries' first DC story
no interest in this personally, but i'll bump for everybody else.
thanks for sharing, op.
>>83370607
>literally mfw that combo of writers
>Humphries AND Venditti
what did the GLs do to deserve this
>>83370666
You forgot:
>Cotton and Berganza
>>83370666
Is like...
Nega-pottery
>>83370736
>Please tell me it was Guy
I feel like this has been said multiple times now and it always gets a chuckle out of me.
Man with Benes on art, I thought we'd at least get a bunch of ass shots.
So I haven't been keeping up with GL stuff for a while. Why are there 2 new Green Lanterns for 2814? I thought it was two per sector, with backups in reserve. Wheres Hal/John/Guy/Kyle? Where did the rings for these two come from? What happened to th corps, and why aren't they being called poozers by Kilowog?
>>83370673
Even Sandnigger Lantern realized he's the nth fucking Earth Lantern.
>>83370833
fuck this is cheap writing
>>83370701
>>83370673
YES JOHNS THERE ARE MANY FUCKING EARTH LANTERNS WE GET IT.
couldn't they have ended their mini first to show how they all came back
>>83370854
That is Dogfucker.
>>83370816
Simon is a dude who got his faulty ring when Sinestro and Hal were dragged away to the land of Nekron and Hal was using a copy of Sinestro's ring. They both told their rings to find someone like them, and they fused together and these conflicting orders means it glitches out and finds Simon
Jessica is the former Power Ring who got a GL ring in Darkseid War
>>83370745
>Manhunters
THEY'RE NOT EVEN FUCKING FOLLOWING CONTINUITY. THE MANHUNTERS ARE SEXY SINESTRO YELLOW NOW.
>>83370900
as you see a bit later it was a ruse by hal
Oooooooo
The level of SHIT this book will be with just dog fucker writing
>>83370956
Like this wasnt horrid, but I can see the Humphries coming though
>>83370900
too bad sinestro isn't sexy anymore
>>83371002
>Sinestro's look after two weeks of Soranik in charge
>>83371002
Why did Geoff allow this to happen?
>>83371020
it all happened when he found out venditti would write him again
>>83370833
Anybody with half a brain could tell you this was a bad idea. What if one's injured, or stuck behind enemy lines, or simply running late?
But, it's Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern with the IQ of a guacamole, so at least he didn't make them share a ring, too.
>>83371002
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU MY BEAUTIFUL SAINT
I kinda liked this.
>>83371002
>Soon.jpg
>>83371002
WHAT NO, BUNN COME BACK. I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR AQUAMAN AND LOBO WAS SHIT. COME BACK.
This is the most contrived setup for a buddy cop comic ever, but it could be good
>>83370869
>to be continued in green lanterns #1
but this is...
>>83371162
No, it's the Rebirth special. Most of the new DC books are getting one-shots specials before their #1s.
>>83371162
this is basically the 0 issue but they don't want to call it that
>>83370761
It never works for me because it never seems to fit the character saying it.
>>83370761
Most people still say it Jest though. Simon must really, REALLY hate guy
>>83370846
What's wrong with Barry's faaaaaaaace?
>>83370846
Aquaman's Thing shirt is really ugly.
>>83370640
>Kyle has to share a box with Guy
Kylefags on suicide watch
>>83371218
As much fun as it is to read Guy, he's absolutely infuriating to be around.
>>83371303
>not wanting a sweet Guy and Kyle team-up
>>83371274
Well, he met him first when Guy was Red...
>>83371291
good old EVS face
>Simon and Jessica a cute
>but Humphries will probably find a way to ruin it
suffering
>>83370846
Batman crouching on weird places again?
>>83370858
July 13? Why?
Isurprisinglyquite like it.
Out of the 3 Rebirth #1's that've come out so far I thought this was the best. None of them were spectacular but they were all setups so I suppose that was to be expected.
>>83371303
Kyle and Guy are fucking tight, bro.
The ship goes:
Hal + Sinestro/Hal + John.
Guy + Kyle.
>>83371291
At least he has a face. Poor Diana and Arthur had their faces taken over by a dark void.
>>83371383
This one is just okay for me, if I rank the three books it'll go: Superman>GL>Bats, which actually surprises me.
>>83371383
For me it's been
Superman > Green Lantern > Batman And I really am shocked by that so much so that I'm expecting Green Arrow to be the best. But in saying that I've enjoyed them all so no complaints
>>83371391
Nah, everyone apart from Hal that page are better off not having their face shown. Seriously, what the hell is that on the top left?
>>83370661
>New Lantern symbol on the bottom right
The Rainbow Corps? What are they gonna be?
>>83371435
Proud to be Rainbow.
>>83371435
It's E2 Alan Scott literally coming out
>>83371435
>>83371485
Well we better get started on the gay oath
>>83370869
>Red Lanterns as villains
>Again
I liked them better as Space Punishers
>>83371573
Same. I'm really salty about Soules run being swept under the rug
>>83370607
bump
>>83370607
>Geoff Johns' final
Is he retiring from being a writer?
>>83371621
He's taking a break for a while to work on the shows/movies.
>>83371594
Did you really need to bump a thread that's having conversation still going? That's literally on the front page? In an age where that no longer even matters because we have a catalog?
>>83371621
Apparently he's not writing any books himself post-rebirth. It's still going under his direction though.
>>83370878
No EVS' pages were written by Johns, prejudice much?
>>83371670
>implying Johns and Humphries collaborated on certain pages
>>83371509
With thickest rods and slickest lubes
No evil shall escape us dudes
Let those who worship vag and boobs
Beware my gaping anal tube
>>83370607
>Like Jessica
>Hate Humphries
>Volthoom is gone so the original draw is gone
Fuck, I'm not buying.
>>83371837
top kek
>>83371837
>Rainbow lanterns don't wear rings on their fingers
>>83370693
>government man is not an asshole
this is really throwing me off
>>83370736
>Please tell me it was Guy Gardner
I like Baz more and more
So there won't be a Sinestro dedicated comic anymore, right?
>>83370869
Atrocitus and Dex are ugly as FUCK. Man, what a disappointment.
>>83371573
This. During their run they got fuckall to do with actually punishing evil, Atorcitus beat some warmongering assholes in first two issues, that's basically it. Guy and Co being sedated by some fucking "chill gun" when trying to overthrow a dictatorship was a complete joke.
>>83370869
Bleez looks like she had proper orgasm or two.
Or dozen.
>>83370736
>please tell me it was Guy
ffs Berganza start reading other DC comics, Guy and Simon met in Godhead and in that last GLC story nobody remembers and they got along well
I ws expecting the latina GL to get her origins on this issue
Irregardless I will continue reading
>>83370833
Hal you impulsive moron this is not going to end well
>>83372416
Godhead was really bad, actually anything related directly with New Guardians was awful so it's ok if no one remembers it...
>>83371002
Who the fuck is this Vincent Price looking mother fucker and where is my Sinestro?
>>83372420
She already had her origin
>>83372529
Yeah, but if Rebirth is supposed to be a jumping on point for new readers then they aren't doing a very good job in re-introducing the characters again.
>>83371509
In brightest fluid, in blackest hole...
>>83370721
Man, Benes is really shit at expressions. It's either "bland neutral" or "sexy pout"
>>83372174
>yfw he becomes a cute father figure
>>83372810
he's gonna get fridged
>>83371837
>>83372817
He's not in Kyle's book, senpai.
>>83370736
>Please tell me it was Guy
kek
>>83371002
JUST
>>83370745
>>83370800
>>83370813
>i am not a newfag, i've been here the whole summer
>>83372552
they already showed that she isn't truly fearless and hates outdoors because anxiety/fear, her sister said she was trying to get her out of her room for 3 years, that summons up her origins rather well
>>83372943
that's why he's best boy now
>>83370673
> le racism meme
Dropped
>>83370607
Are the Green Lanterns all still trapped in the previous universe?
>>83370681
Oh hey this actually kind of goes with Omega Men's ending.
>>83373150
Simon was there and now he's here so... they shouldn't be.
>>83373183
Oh yeah. I forgot Simon was in that book. I read that book and I still forgot he was there. My question then I guess did the book finish the plot?
>>83373203
It's not over yet, I think.
>>83370736
Woah woah woah woah woah
WAIT A MINUTE
It's Twenty-Eight-Fourteen?
I've been saying Two Eight One Four.
What the FUCK?
>>83373227
it's also 'six-sixteen' over at Marvel, not 'six-one-six'
>>83373239
Bullshit. I'm dropping comics forever.
>>83373169
/co/ read Omega Men and knows how this lines up right?
>>83370701
I kinda like this, a powered character with anxiety issues
>>83373335
I only caught the last couple issues
>>83370712
I know exactly why I have this boner.
>>83373169
No it doesn't. It's following up on Simon's arc from before.
>>83373409
>>>/pol/
>>83373227
Jessica's a spaz. It's 2814
>>83373414
Government getting involved and interested in space and green lanterns was in Omega Men. Are you autistic and think things can't do more than one story point?
>>83370736
I quite like the two different logos.
>>83370869
Has this motherfucker ever even SEEN a cat?
>>83373443
I'm saying Omege Men ending follows up on this not that this follows up on Omega Men.
>>83370869
I hope Humphries doesn't have someone fuck Dextarr and add catfucker to his dogfucker image.
>>83370813
>a few weeks
That fucking sliding timescale
boop
>>83370813
Baz has been a GL for like a year at least
>>83373899
He had been.... until Manhattan stole time!
>>83370865
Those are Humphries pages
>>83373899
Yeah. It's like JLA and Forever Evil happened in, like, three days.
>>83371002
No ;_; I thought I could put up with any writing if I had Sexnestro but he's gone, isn't he
Maybe he'll get sexy again when he takes Parallax back
>>83372322
Nope. Sinestro and his corps are going to be in HJGLC
>>83373150
Maybe? But they're coming back soon anyway
>>83373912
But Baz was introduced after the new 52
>>83370869
>>83372663
He's shit at everything that isn't T or A
>>83370833
> I'm gonna merge your batteries so you are basically joined at the hip
> Now I'm gonna leave for an indeterminate period of time. Something big is probably gonna happen on earth! Bye!
Hal I love you but I don't think you thought this through
Ok this was actually surprisingly funny, in a dumb sort of way. But I'm a dumb sort of person so it works.
>>83371636
>>83371645
Wow, even DC's biggest fanboy in the world has given up on DC comics.
>>83372828
I never understood this supposed meme.
>>83370736
Do they really not tell new Lanterns anything when they join the Core?
>>83370833
Does Hal think the rings can read the future?
>>83370846
>Hal, I'm already part of the Justice League. We're teammates, remember? Why didn't you train me when I was Power Ring?
>Shut up, cunt.
>>83376472
the ring answers most of your questions, but it's pretty bad at offering information noobies could use but won't know to ask
>>83370673
Hey idiot, you've got one of the most powerful tools in the universe on your hand and you're using soapy water and a 5 dollar rag to clean off graffiti?
Doing it by hand isn't going to give you some sense of accomplishment, it just makes you look like a retard.
>>83376763
This is a guy who still carries around a primitive Earth Weapon even after his ring was repaired.
>>83370900
>>83371002
In what universe or continuinity are we then? Is Sinestro corps and the one with the Lanters in the previeous universe in another one?
Sorry for the pleb question but these two grew on me
>>83376472
No, you're supposed to get whisked off to Oa/Mogo for training but shit has been weird in GL land lately
>>83376618
Hal wasn't part of the JL when she became Power Ring
Also Baz has been a GL for more than a couple months, he was THE ONLY GL ON EARTH for like a year
I guess Rebirth means Humphries is just ignoring shit because why not
>>83376845
>>83376654
I guess they have been adding new GLs faster than potential Batman sidekicks so the characters don't have time to get to know everyone, much less develop individuality or fan support.
>>83376828
It's the same continuity, they're just ignoring things and it seems messy
The Sinestro book ended and it's going to be followed up on in HJGLC
>>83376882
Hal was always part of Johns JL. Johns didn't give a fuck about running around with Krona's backpack laser.
>>83371573
>>83372392
What instalation are you talking about? New Guardians?
>>83376972
Hal left JL in issue 12 and didn't come back until 39 or 40
Jessica became Power Ring several issues before that
>>83377028
Red Lanterns #21-37, Soule's run
They had their own book for almost four years
>tfw GL and the Flash were my favorite heroes growing up
feels bad nowadays familia
>>83377053
My mistake then. I thought Hal was around before Darkseid War, but that arc was so endless and Jessica such a nothing after her introductory arc that my memory has become muddled.
Jessica wasn't even conscious for the Amazo plague arc for some reason.
>>83377028
I prefer pre-Soule's Lanterns, in the very beginning Atrocitus was bent on changing the Universe and making his subordinates into an actual army instead of some mindless slaves. Was thrown out of the window quite fast. Guy's attempt was also pretty weak, he stole a ship to be Red's base, that was basically it. They didn't even kill no one!
>>83377137
He came back right before Darkseid War but he barely interacted with Jess or Barry at all
>>83377156
Also a bunch of them died while Guy was in charge and then they turned back into assholes with Atrocitus in charge again randomly during Bunn's Lobo
>>83377189
I haven't read about Reds in Lobo/ recent Sinestro, I'm fucking dreading touching it.
>>83376915
But isn't Baz still in the old universe with most of the other GLs?
Maybe I just missed something
>>83371002
Damn, the last issues of Sinestro's ongoing didn't really show it but he has definitely aged now after his war against that anti emotion cult.
This is starting to become a clusterfuck.
I almost wish we would have an entire universe just for the Lantern stuff. We could ignore everything that happens on earth aka the center of the existance and start to flesh out every corp in one way or another with ongoing continuity.
We could have pink lanterns that aren't only representations of romantic love.
We could have punisher reds like said before in this thread.
We could have so many things but sadly we won't.
All of this makes me want to join the sad lantern corps. (Why is sadness not in the emotional spectrum anyways)
>>83377189
>and then they turned back into assholes with Atrocitus
Only Bleez is back with Atrocitus, the dead stayed dead including rankorr (who seemed loyal to Atrocitus again in his last appearance) who died to Lobo.
>>83377210
Yeah he showed up in edge of Oblivion, but Hal makes it sound like the GLC isn't around yet?
And Hal himself apparently isn't getting his ring back until HJGLC starts
>>83377456
The Lanterns already have free reign over all of cosmic DC, so what good would giving them their own universe do? There isn't even a Legion in the future at the moment.
>>83377553
God, i wish vegas system join the cosmic DC
>>83377553
It would free them from having six earth lanterns, half of them staying on earth anyway and we could have storyarcs which will not at some point lead to earth.
Just make earth one single blue marbel under millions under the watchful eyes of the guardians
>>83370869
So everyone is ignoring that part where every Red Lantern except Bleez and the other one fucking died?
>>83377456
do it yourself
>>83370869
Stupid sexy Bleez.
>>83370712
>The black one or the white one
>>83377884
By other one you mean the Britbong? He died against Lobo in Sinestro's book and Atrocitus is rebuilding the corps with new fodder and something called the Rage Mother.
>>83370787
Wait when did Hal go back to being a lantern and lose the power glove
>>83370869
That poor cat looks retarded.
I thought they were brutal justice lanterns?
Wait, is this another reboot, everything is wiped clean again?
Fuck.
>>83378489
Red Lantern canon is a mess.
>>83378413
It hasn't actually happened yet, it'll happen in HJGLC Rebirth I guess
>>83370846
"Simon... Jess... Allow me to introduce you to Wonder Woman's ass..."
Seriously who approved this spread
I'm a long time GL fan. Even those shitty quarterly stories in the 70s and 80s when GL kept getting cancelled on and off. But fuck it, I'm done. I was going to grab both the GL Rebirth books and see if maybe it was going to get better, but I don't even have the motivation to read the storytime. No way in hell am I spending money on such garbage writers.
We'll see if I follow through when I get to the comic shop today. I'm pretty much only buying Superman Rebirth and nothing else today. Batman was shit, don't care about Green Arrow.I'll probably cave and buy this shit because I can't escape my masochism
>>83378993
I liked Batman, but Green Arrow is going to be awesome. You should give it a try at least.
>>83370693
>>83372174
>government man is not an asshole
I'm wondering if someone over at DC actually woke up and realized they weren't Marvel.
God, that would make me so happy.
>>83376913
Well, the rest of the corps including Mogo are currently stranded in another universe/time so it's kind of hard for them to train or interact with those two atm.
This was incredibly bland
>>83370736
SAVAGE
Green Lanterns - Rebirth 001 (2016) (Webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www58.zippyshare.com/v/I10WcQaM/file.html
Green Lanterns - Rebirth 01 (2016) (2 covers) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www58.zippyshare.com/v/XWsP6Axd/file.html
>>83377553
There's a or several futures with Legions, problem is that we're not entirely sure what the current future is canonically speaking. And at least they're confirmed to exist, half of everything else has just been wiped of the universe.
I'm really liking Jessica. Hope dog fucker doesn't
>>83379179
The real test will be how much of a misery fest will Venditti's book be
>>83370813
>a few weeks
Jesus a lot sure happened in a few weeks.
>>83370736
>Guy's a jerk sometimes so I wish he's dead
fucking haji
>>83370673
>last panel
>next to Bazz's head
>UFO's man
>>83378868
I approve
>>83375878
He threw Nu52 under the bus during his Rebirth exit interviews. It's pretty clear he gave up on it before it even started.
>>83372420
>Irregardless
>>83373025
It actually ties into his backstory, when he was a crook he stole a car that had a bomb in it for some reason and drove it to an abandoned car factory to save innocents where it blew up, which the authorities saw as an act of terrorism. He's been declared innocent but others still think he's a terrorist.
>>83378993
> Even those shitty quarterly stories in the 70s and 80s when GL kept getting cancelled on and off.
Hey now, Hals adventures with Priest in space were pretty good. Bare bones for sure but you work with what you got.
>>83370869
Was I imagining Atrocitus getting cucked out of his leadership of the Reds in Sinestro the past couple of issues?
>>83378868
My dick. That's who.
>>83380420
Exactly. It was still better than anything Venditti puts out.
>>83380557
Yes
Atrocitus is still the leader but Bunn introduced somebody called the Rage Mother
>>83380631
I thought Atrocitus was just full on rage mode though, and the Rage Mother was the one issuing orders.
>>83370869
Yeah, Bleez, you stroke that pussy.
>>83370607
Thanks, anon! I liked Jessica's 'overcoming fear' dealing with her anxiety, honestly
>>83371002
WHAT IS THIS?! NO! I REFUSE!
I knew we would no longer have hot Sinestro, not with how ugly EVS always draws him, but this, THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE!
I liked the characterisations here, but the continuity is a little fucked up. How was Baz only a Lantern for a few weeks before Jessica got her Power Ring? And how come Hal isn't using the gauntlet anymore? Plus we really don't need any more new types of Lanterns (Guardian dude). Still, all in all, not bad. Green Arrow > Superman > Green Lanterns, so far.
>>83375669
Hal isn't known for thinking things through. And hey, HE did fine with having a fake ring created by Sinestro, so obviously such close working relationship is totally possible! Hal has done it!
>>83370900
I think those were independently made.
>>83371002
Let's hope the character progression of Soranik and Sinestro holds for as long as possible...
>>83381720
>And how come Hal isn't using the gauntlet anymore?
I think he turned into pure willpower energy, I guess he doesn't need that anymore
>>83370869
>covering a pussy with a pussy
>>83373239
>it's also 'six-sixteen' over at Marvel, not 'six-one-six'
I'm actually triggered by this
Ha! Idiots now you get Humphries!
>>83370607
desu this was pretty good
A little clunky but this is miles better than any marvel work he's done
It is can stay mediocre then it's ok
>>83370627
Love this one
>>83371388
And Kyle/Hal
>>83373227
According to literally every adaptation ever it's Two Eight One Four, so...
>>83370661
what new emotion could it be?
>>83370736
Guy sure has a reputation
>>83370787
get these rookies in shape, hal
>>83370833
I didnt know you could fuse the batteries
>>83370869
that spread
>>83383272
Coming from Baz it's weird because in red lanterns he and Guy were pals
>>83370869
Holy fuck
Did Dex's face get smacked with a shovel?
>>83370712
hawt
>>83370869
Has this artist ever seen a cat before?
>>83384634
Oh Dex, my poor sweetheart, what happened to your face?
>>83370869
Wait, isn't Bleez in charge of the Reds now? Also wasn't Atrocitus a mindless slave to her the last time we saw them in Sinestro?
>>83386650
No, some new character Bunn made is in charge
>>83370673
>white people in Dearborn Michigan
>come in expecting I'd get a new waifu
>got a husbando instead
Why is Simon so perfect, senpai?
>geoff john's final DC story is called Green Lanterns: Rebirth
Pottery
>>83384634
Five dolla, sucky sucky, me rove you rong time
>>83370833
There are so many ways this is a terrible idea.
Hal, what the fuck are you doing?
>>83388013
>This is your get along Lantern
>Now when I get back I expect you to be friends
>>83370833
>Corps is about collaboration
>I mean most of the corps hasn't really trusted me in years and none of us are really friends and as far as anyone's aware I've betrayed them twice but YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE BFFS DAMMIT
You told me things would be different /co/
You told me things would be better. THIS ISN'T BETTER
>>83388380
No one told you Humphries was going to be better anon. We were all just hoping for the best
>Geoff Johns final
That's what he said at the end of his run and it didn't stick.
>>83388476
He's legitimately too busy with movie shit to write an ongoing right now. Though Batman Earth One is still probably coming out as planned and he's basically a DC editor at this point.
So Hal coming back to earth at the end of the Amazo Virus story arc from Johns run takes place after the last issue of Venditti's run, right? I mean, he must have lost the krona gauntlet at some point before JL, since it takes place immediately before rebirth.
>>83388380
Not nearly as bad as pre Godhead Venditti though.
>>83389533
who knows, the timeline concerning DCYOU/Darkseid War/Rebirth is kinda fucked
technically this issue happens after HJ&GLC Rebirth even though that doesn't come out until July
but in this issue Hal doesn't know if the Corps is around, but the GLC showed up in Darkseid War, except Jessica didn't get her GL ring until the very end of Darkseid War (and even more confusing: Baz was lost along with the rest of the GLC so they should be back but apparently not)
there's not really any way to make any of this make perfect sense that I can see
>>83391115
Look I know Dan said that there would be "story over continuity" during DCYou and I was mostly ok with that, but goddammit, shouldn't someone at least try to coordinate all of this?
>>83370846
I'm not even going to touch upon Wondie's pose here, but what the fuck is wrong with Flash? And Bruce is just being weird.
>>83370869
Did Dex just fuck Bleez?
>>83384499
Well, I remember Middie punching him in the face...
What happened to EVS? I know he's trying to speed up his pace to stay monthly but this doesn't look great
i want to do s*x to jessica
