Me think 10,000 BC good year for us.
Marble make no good rock carving, focus too much on appeal to berry-pickers. female Mightor no make sense. but BC make new story with old Sun-Man. Man of Bats carved like neanderthal, no use smart t only club villain. Me wonder why he no rape painted fool
Boy-who's-ten-sisters-all-live is good cave painting. Me hear it for berry-pickers but me know it good cave painting for hunters like me. Two-Leg Animal Tribe good as well, but me no know if Rabbit and Fox can really make hunters together.
Sun-man fights Man of Bats was disappointing campfire dance-story. BC can make good dance-story, but tribe of rabbit brothers no let them. they hire snyder. Snyder no good hunter, he try to hunt with axe and hack. Marble's Feige better, he know he need to carry spear and have point. Captain Caveman:tribal dispute was GOOD dance-story, and every dancer had good dance. Me am mad that Shaman Strange could not find real Eastern-tribesman or at least paint normal-man's face yellow
>>83334592
caveshit was a mistake, it nothing but trash.
Shaman Moore was right all along, why BC no listen to him?
>>83336031
Shaman Moore no real Shaman, just mean old man with beard. shaman Moore knew what BC was doing, he just ignore them. Shaman Moore say they no use his people, but all his carvings use other people's people
Granite Son-of-Morris better cave-painter than Shaman Moore. Talk to men in sky, see world-on-top-of world.
>>83338106
Gaiman best of all.
>he am read rock carving of big too
>he am not read 2000BC
>laughingneanderthals.cavepainting
I appreciate this thread
>>83339673
HE SPEAK TOUNGE OF TOMORROW PEOPLE
SMASH HIM
>>83339595
lines all wrong this drawn by good artist GREAT ARTIST Steve DitStone
he do good DC work (Dinosaur Comics)
Who win in fight, Sun-Man or Sun Wukong?
What think of Sunset Warchief pledging oath to Octopus spirits? Many upset, but me think good.
>>83339999
Marble only care about shocking listeners with stupid changes to well loved dance-stories. They not make good dance in many winters.
Big-two is mammoth dung. Me quit listening to them and go to Midnight Four-Legs or Painting Dances instead
What be your favourite painting from many moons ago?
I like short-pale-man.
Small white wolf is cute,and makes me go haha
>>83340161
me like painting of Sun-Man when he lift up boulder.
Boy With Ten Sisters be good carving. Many lines, much good war paint. Boy not berry picker, take spear to help Ten Sisters many times. Many like Witch Sister, say Witch Sister is best sister. She sing many songs, speak with many ancestors.
Good cave goddess carvings always difficult to do since Men With Serpent Tongue appear. Me is confused how spear not hit deer. Me think Men With Serpent Tongue have bad spear, perform bad ritual. This bad hunting since we see good hunting. Old carving of Star Of Fire and Black Bird Witch was good hunt. Many perform sacrifice to two cave goddesses, make good hunt, see many things.
Me not understand Carving Net. Carving Net bad shamans, take old Triple Goddesses and make new. But new much bad, even berry pickers say so. Running Bear tribe make many sacrifices to old Triple Goddess, but even Bear say new Triple Goddess not same. Bad war paint and carving. Powerful old witches not return to sing songs, Crackling Shaman not there to interpret voice of spirits. Man Who Mounts Crescent Moon very angry, old Triple Goddess teach hunt as child and how to sharpen spear.
>>83334592
>implying Sun-Man fight Man of Bats was bad
Snyder may hunt different, but very effective.
>>83334592
Marble and BC finally have fire dance with female lead dancers. It be 9984, take them long enough
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Me visit old cave, see first Talking Dog totem. Talking Dog powerful fetish, make shamans do idols for many moons. Gang Of Five powerful hunting party, banish many evil shamans. Me like Man Of Traps, Man Of Traps wear many masks, have many furs but always same shaman sing song.
>>83341195
Sun-Man fight Man of Bats be VERY bad. Almost like eating wrong berries: Me shit allover my cave for a week
Me no get why so many angry with new carving of Captain Caveman secret hunting for Many-Serpent -Tribe.
It clearly is temporary. Won't last a moon. Captain Caveman be probably setting up trap because great hunter, or head been shammaned
Who worst character in Sun-Man fight Man of Bats?
Me can't decide between Evil Ginger and Useless Ginger.
>>83334592
Why is cave painting Arrow so bad?
>>83342557
People who mad don't read cave carvings, they just like to make angry Messenger Birds carvings. Sometimes make me want to draw emblem of The Screaming Frog.
>>83343064
Golden Witch steal the campfire dance's totem. Now it slave to noisy berry-pickers in heat
>>83343119
I understand no everybody see cave carvings. I don't want all people to see them. Secret art only for special hunters.
but they just be hard headed like granite. any caveman with propper head can realise carving not finished yet. many things to change
today I find two new carved paintings I never seen before
>Funny-Ugly-Man Hunts Marble World
>Painted Clown: The Caveman Who Laughs
My carving shamman recomended I find them. They good?
>rock carving board
>men speak of campfire dance-story
when we get new board for campfire dance-story based on rock carving?
>>83343768
board just be full of man in mask posters
me hate bc logo
>bc carvings
>boor carvings carvings
so dumb. so dumb now me ANGRY
>>83341195
bumpwith rock
Me enjoy carving of man bat. Why doesn't man bat unga bunga white faced man?
>>83334592
>Me wonder why he no rape painted fool
kek
>>83345590
this
Shiny Rock Boy is other-tribe-across-river cave painting. We no like other-tribe-across-river. Go back there.
>>83341125
Young Triple-Goddess revolutionary cave-painting. me sad it no longer looked at
>>83339595
Why am you post painting of me?
You am making sympathy magics of me?
>>83334592
>when Neanderthals say "just like cave paintings!" when watching dance-story
>nothing like cave paintings
>they not even see cave paintings
Why?
>give Captain Caveman a man-mate
But man-mate for woman? Captain Caveman MAN, not woman!
>when big-nose tribe attempt to force dark-skin hunters into cave painting
Let artist do what he want!
>>83347685
>But man-mate for woman? Captain Caveman MAN, not woman!
me think they mean boy-mate. better then woman-mate
>>83334592
tfw cave invasion with no warriors for protection
Warriors why leave?
Me like carving of tiny tiger.
But me sure is that it is just copy of other cavepainting.
Fun fact: the human brain was 500cc 10,000 years ago and is 350cc today, ergo cavemen were smarter on average than people today
what you think of Marble dance-story saga? it good? it bad?
>>83348429
How about you ask in dance-story cave instead of cave painting cave? Nobody want you here.
>>83348415
>1500cc
>1350cc
Fuck im tired
>>83348467
cheftain say dance story ok to post in cave
>>83348515
Chieftan wrong
Wrong chieftan
I am chieftan now
Now you wrong
Hahaha
>>83334592
"You not sun! You not even man!"
-Man of Bats
>Enter cave
>Chief is look at cave paintings, no see me
>Me ask if he know where thing are
>He hear me grunt, he see me
>Chief see me am berry picker
>He jump from cave painting and pull vine to hit spark rocks, fire gets bigger and he start howling
>Grunts: 'BERRRRRY PICKERRRRR'
>Every hunter in cave go run at me
>Hunters push me to dirt
>All hunters take turns mating me>
>Hunters grunt that me a 'no real cave painting looker' and other grunts
>The sun move far across sky before hunters tired and let me go
>Me gather broken loincloth and walk slow out of cave, and chief grunts at me: "UGH OOG, AND BITCH ROCK IS MAMMOTH DUNG!"
>>83349028
"Your mother also Martha?"
>>83349606
"Martha? Why say name 'Martha?'"
"Is his mother!!"
>>83349796
how Sun Man Man of Bats half-brother?
>>83348250
Only great shamans appreciate tiny tiger. Fat tiger be a carving of inferior quality, no shamanism in it. tiny tiger full of deep message from ancestors and secret ways to become succesful shaman and hunter. Small minds who only hunt with stick and not secret shaman skill don't get it.
>>83334592
Any cavemen here fans of Hunters who Watch-Over us? It need more cave paintings, maybe even a dance-story. Need to learn how Skull Man got his skull.
Shaman Child and Spirit Tiger best cave-painting. Made by Painter-Who-Stays-In-Cave-For-Fear-Of-Others.
Me like when Shaman Child hits Hair-Like-A-Sloth with cold mud ball.
Also like when Big Mouth tells Shaman Child spirit-truths.
Much meaning, teach many things to all.
>>83353836
Fah. Me unga like Ugly Small Tiger best.
Why is star rock liked by many? It just full of berry pickers who only lie down with other berry pickers. The followers are all demons. Painting go no where even after 3 herdings of painting. Me think it only for tribe T' Um blr over by river
BC have new cave painting tale where Great Blue Shaman from Hunters-who-watch-over-us create all of the BC world. What you guys think?
Me think Man of Bats going to defeat Great Blue Shaman in the end. Man of Bats clever hunter who can dig trap for anybody if he have enough time.
>>83354792
Rockbogga Sweetrock add too many cave lesbians to Stoog Ooginverse. Me think she is berry picking Social Justice Hunter-Gatherer.Boulder best rock, Stone a shit
>>83353447
Hunter have mammoth dung taste. Hit yourself with rock. Hard.
>>83354792
Its good painting. always watch after big hunt. Me have lion soul so no scared to look a little berry picker me think you insecure. Just don't like they broke big red rock into smaller water and fire rock. big red rock was good hunter now she only talks about mating dance.
>>83355028
Man of Bats be wiser or more foolish depending on cave painter. G'uff G'onz not channeling true spirit of cave painter when depict Man of Bats sit on Wisdom Log in Nightside Skirmish painting
>>83355028
Me think Man of Bats beating Great Blue Shaman be too silly.
Man of Bats is great hunter but we must stop the bat self-pleasing
>>83338106
Shaman Moore am dig cave UNDER cave. Am have TWO TIMES CAVE. Hear old sleep under thoughts, room for snake idol, many cave paintings. Son of Morris just mushroom eater who am only dream of self and want own campfire dance-story.
me greatly enjoy Deepest Cave Hunter in Deepest Cave. Very sad Skull-and-Gorilla-Painter doesn't want to do more Deepest Cave unter carvings though
Shaman Pavog, Me am chief CIA
>>83356012
perhaps he want to know why you spear a man before throwing him down a cliff?
>>83356077
It would make very much hurting
>>83356137
you hunter of big size
>>83356172For oog
>>83334592
That's by Tom Kazcynski, right? That comic was cool, with the cave-men film and all that. His stuff is so "high concept".
>>83339472
You am tribe-mate now. Join on hunt, unga bunga sister any time.
Me enjoy some-tomorrow carvings of Horn God with Ax and Smelly Runt, and many-tomorrow carvings of Stone Chin Man of Eagle most.
>>83356379
Traveler from tomorrowland! Do know Rip the Hunter?
Fuck you cavemen, me thinks you like big long rock up own ass. Oonga boonga, mother fucker.
What you thinks of my potential mates?
You thinks that it would ruin life?
I have many naked painting of these mates in my cave
How is my taste in mates?
>All this cavespeak in thread
Me haven't had good laugh since I smash big cat with rock
>>83355267
Purple shiny rock is best, you mammoth-fucker
>>83356634
PAINTING GIRLS NOT REAL
YOU RUINING CAVE PAINTINGS
Hill King, me like.
Hank, Hill King.
Good Hank.
Funny, me laugh.
>>83356634
me no understand this "puh-ten-tee-al" thing
me like berry-picker, me bash head with club, me drag into cave, we mate
>>83356761
>he into fat rock
Ug
me think Conan is very good and realistic painting of the future
>>83355267
tiger-stripes rock best rock. she strong hunter who uphold tribe values
>>83356800
Fat rock have big tits, not like your twig white rock
>>83356812
me think it too fantasy some times
>fighting berry-pickers
that just not happen. hunters hunt. berry-pickers pick berries and make food
thankful Conan is just cave painting
>>83356634
>tastes of mammoth dung
>>83356847
orange big hair rock have the biggest
>>83356522
I don't, no. Sorry. What's Traveller From Tomorrowland?
That is definitely a Tom Kazcynski drawing in OP's image.
What do tribe think of painting of woman with big brow?
I think she is best mate
>>83356847
>me like Pearg
>imply
This best rock
>>83356812
Conan use sharp club made of metal. Cave painters not know how weapons work.
Me think this cave painting get cave life wrong
Too much dungposting going on in cave.
Not like old days.
>>83343880
Warner got new man who love grain
No more hack for turkey, save us grain chief
>>83356634
They're cave painting anog. They can't provide you child. Me tried many moons.Witch doctor had to pack bloody spear in skin and dung to heal. Couldn't hunt so had to gather with mother.
>See offspring that resembles this cave drawing
What you do in situation?
Me like Web bug Man but it's pain. Dumba Slat-u make no good Web bug Man rock carving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmO3d57g4g4
Me been watching strange paintings
Me thinks that it cute as my offspring
10/10 would listen again
>primitives still enjoy cave paitings
Heroic epics of Akkad are miles ahead of this drivel. Get on with the times and enjoy fine art instead of caveshit. The age of BC and Marble is over.
>>83357010
bash with club
>>83357010
smash
>>83357010
clobber and consume brain using sponge made with leaf, me learn that observing chimpanzee
Anogs, look what I carved!
>>83357046
>liking cave paintings from tribe across the water
This not cave for those paintings. Warriors, banish him!
>>83357053
>does not enjoy cavekino
>>83357053
>gooder than cave painting
>no one read them
Me am laugh, indie pooposter go back to roggit
>>83334592
>female Mightor not make sense
>not liking strong fertility goddess
Look, I made carving. How you not like woman as well fed as this?
OP like fuck other men
>>83334592
>10,000 BC
>Still think Marble make good cave paintings
Why you not read cave paintings from east?
>>83357010
>fire head
>chalk skin
Eat offspring then plant new seed in mate making sacrifice to gods. Me must have angered them.
>>83357144
I would fuck well fed woman until sun rises
>>83357053
me no like babylonian carvings. man who no speak travel on pterodactyl instead of hunt? dumb dung for berry pickers or even worse, farmers
>>83357144
Oog, my meatstick go like rock. Me must beat meat.
>>83356919
Good painting, anog
I had many cave painting from woman
Too bad she not real
>>83357053
Me am like cave painting. Me am like epic long tale. Me am like fire dance. Is different way of story for different time of moon or skill of shaman, is no better no worse. Enjoy many thing, live good life!
Has bear gotten too far with lifting boulders?
>>83357221
cave painting with her very boring and tedious but commanding woman very good. growing man very good inspiring character and little pieces of shiny metal man in tiger skin very funny despite only showing in few carvings.
>>83354792
me recent see all of the new star rock cave paint
me look at the cave paint very late with torch, very tired in the mornings
>why is star rock liked by many
little stoog oogniverse make me feel happy and warm, even without fire, like real child or tame wolf cub
after feeling of warmth came excitement with big story of dangerous space rocks, but warmth is always there
man may feel like berry picker if like, but i think it ok to feel how you want
>best rock
tribe stronger when there is no fight about painting. tribe don't fight
You see new cave painting? They make Chieftain Am-rika put on furs of enemy tribe. Make me want to bash in painter head with rock.
>>83357035
No one understand how make good web bug man carvings no more. Shiny rock from inside other rock man stealing his mate last straw! He not even club berry picker!
>>83348250
hater-of-moon-day drawn many moons after tiny tiger, it original trickster
This metal dog came to tribe earlier
He want to spread belief of fire
He keep saying "BURN TO GROUND"
We got sick of dog
So we smash with club
>>83348250
me love the ape character. very relatable.
>>83357323
I agree with this cave shouter
Though sometimes feel like people in star rock flat like leaf, not full like tree. Can predict how they talk and move, like mammoth.
>>83357434
geg
>>83357408
Not exhaust over change which go with short moons, anog.
>>83357408
be calm caveman friend.
It is just beginning of painting. take look at this >>83342557
we must be patient, like in mammoth hunt
Me want to smash squid with meat stick
She is best squid
Better than white squid
>>83357540
squid for eating
not mating
>>83357497
All know that only non-painting lookers angry.
They not know common cave-painting tactics. They watch only dance and think themselves as expert.
>>83357497
Eh. I stop looking at current cave paintings. I heard painter say he make pictures that cause anger for make many people go look at it. Now I just look at good old paintings from many moons ago.
>>83357540
You in territory of Ko, but you clearly tribesman of Vid Ya.
>>83356785
This painting is man I saw from tribe
I think I found reason for tribe problems
>>83357144
Is not that Mightor is woman
Is that woman is boring Jane with thin crab who no want no thin crab
Place taste in cave paintings here
>>83357609
Vid ya tribe very mean and me don't understand why. Tribe named after magic painting but don't like talking about it. Is name curse?
Me think Strango Sun-Man am funny. But Strango Sun-Man talk stupid
>" Have no fear, friend. I am here to save the day."
What cave-painter think Strango Sun-Man am good brain-think?
>>83354792
How rock take care of small one?
Rock for tool, rock for killing, but this cave painting, rock for care?! Rock for berry picker?!?
Sometime rock make me like rock.
>>83357823
me wish it was metal club woman whose hunting partner is star man of horse instead. She no need become Mightor to be interesting, her carvings very good, and star man of horse very good also.
What do anogs think about rhino I captured last week?
Ape tribe make new rock sound soon, ape cave drawer make new drawings
But I never sure if drawings of ape or man, it be blur
Shiny Red Rock is bad painting, but me enjoy it very much
>>83358135
Rock only for spear and tool, make sound with wood and bone of beast instead
>>83358211
>Liking RWBY
Go jump off cliff
Why tribe complain of Mightor? Me and berry-picker's crotch-kin enjoy Mightor cave paintings!
bump bump in the rump
>>83334592
me need more Cavepost tread
What tribe think of Oogtar?
>>83334592
>the cave painting when Sun Man raised Mightor's club and Captain Caveman's block-rock
Good cave painting. What is your favorite cave painting? I like when Sun Man was shammaned by dream plant and one where Sun Man fight evil tribe team who kill.
Strange Hunting trip of Jogjog good cave painting from East. Hair like Rock is best Jogjog. Man who fights for his tribe to be strong >Man of Hands >Shaman who lays with man >Man of Yellow >Man of confusing time magics >Man of Purple from Pillar Men tribe.
Me think yellow-haired White devil child is of pure ancient naughty. Who can stop hag?
>>83359658
The problem with JogJog is cave painter always forget character abilities. Did he get hit in head with rock?
>>83359735
Legend say cave painter MANY Suns old and not get old. Many say he is of the tribe who wear masks. It only make sense he forget things sometime of very old.
>>83341125
>Many like Witch Sister
>Not Speaks-With-Tongue Sister
She make much potion, use much plant, make magic
Shaman use same magic, cure me of tiger bite, make much fertile
Witch Sister top-tier, Speaks-With-Tongues sun-tier
>>83358773
Cavemen complain of Berry-Picking-Mightor, not of normal Hunter Mighthor
the problem is berry picker steal hunter's name and fame. this brings bad spirits. she could hunt herself but this be like stuffing berry pickers just because club-head-and-drag-into-cave you
>>83359658
This message wall for cave paintings from west. Me sick of carvings of Jogjog, me no care what he hunt. You go two tunnels over and carve about east paintings with berry-pickers
>not using the latest technology from tribe of nippon, like bowls
no wonder cavefags have shit taste
Why Man-Of-Spider have to lose his mate? Many moons pass since carving but I still feel red
When will Fat-Carver go to moon so we can have better Man-Of-Spider carvings?
>>83360041
>because Western cave paintings all same now. Dumb Cave painting get together every sun with no real effort to tell a good story only to make profits or try to make for berry pickers who don't even like cave paintings
>no cute space rock wait at cave for me after hunt
>no put food on fire to make sure me no get sick
>no produce many offspring
Why hunt?
Why praise sun god?
>>83360275
Because your taste in fire dance a mammoth dung familial tribe member. Lmro (laughing my rocks off)
>>83360275
YOU SPEAK THAT-WHAT-SHOULD-NOT! YOU MUST ALWAYS PRAISE SUN GOD OR IT BE FOREVER NIGHT! LEAVE BEFORE YOU CURSE TRIBE WITH BAD JUJU!
>>83360275
>not praise sungod
>tip headcover
>>83356522
>not Golden Booster
>>83356981
it so 10,060's BC. no know modern life
>>83357154
East men stupid. they think animal for live with not for eat. they think wife for letting priest fuck, not or fucking self. they think shiny rocks better then normal rocks. they accidently made tent to heavy to carry and just pretend they do it on purpose. they starve because too dumb to follow buffalo. they whip cave-painter to make bad cave-painting, say they have more but they all the same.
sad, but they no make good art
>>83356812
You am fool if you am think Conan more than bad dream of ill shaman, man who am use shiny rock instead of good flint is play gods.
>>83363433
that cave painting mammoth dung
>>83358298
>>83358211
Carving of red girl-hunter make me want to mate.
I want to mate with girl-hunters.
>>83356841
Me want to oog her noog. If you know me saying.
>>83364310
Me am have huge rod in pants
>>83364310
hunter mate with meat-slit is best mate
>>83340161
Me like more man of sea, like him most when he use sharp stone stick
>>83364464
>pants
what am "pants"?
>>83364595
like loincloth on each leg. for east men who to dumb to know horse is for eating, not riding.
>>83364595
Am like loincloth but for legs
>>83364632
>>83364690
WHY AM ME NOT FIND OUT MORE SOON? I HAVE TO TRY THIS PANT, THANK FOR TELLING ME.
>>83364895
wellcome
>>83357104
That carving am dung, woman too skinny. How she am supposed to feed offspring?
>>83339761
What am this?
>>83366674
auroch for good hunter
>>83356981
Me think it good.
Imgaination of tomorrow carvings good.
Often have good shaman seeings of future
Me kids will live like the stone people from Harharr-Barbarian carving
>>83367431
what you think of Son of Simp?
Ugg. More Loinclothshit....
>>83369024
Shaman convetion says it no good.
It hurts eyes to see new dance of ugly yellow people.
It's the fault of the Great Fox
>>83369334
>Shaman convetion
Where this?
Me like, unga, Woman-of-Cave. She ripe.Breed many strong hunters with her. Oog.
>>83350297
Initiate must learn from tiny tiger to become shaman.
