Opinions?
>>83317881
Fucking delete this
>current year
>being a skubfag
When will you fuckers be gassed already
I do not feel anything for or against skub.
>>83317987
>>83318011
>hating skub
How does it feel to be so wrong all the time?
>>83318093
I dunno, how does it feel to be a filthy degenerate?
>>83318115
It feels great, thanks to Skub.
>>83318191
>$0.25 has been deposited into your account
I HATE IT
I LOVE IT
>The year of our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen
>Still hating Skub
>>83318640
/skub/ when? I can't handle this shit even behind my filters just knowing that skub exists in some way shape or form on MY board sickens me. We need some containment board for this cancer.
>>83318744
There's already a board for you anon.
>>>/Trash/
>>83317881
Better than sliced bread and warm water.
>there are people who hate skub
I can only assume that these people never tried it.
>he likes skub
Daily reminder that skubber filth have no shame.
>sell skub to gullible retards
>300k per year starting
>any skubwhore I want
Fuck skub, it ruined my best friend's life
He said one time wouldn't hurt and now he has to use a stoma bag
>>83319085
Ridiculous. I've used skub for years and I've never had any problems.
>>83318817
Can't even link to their home board.
This is why skub is killing /co/.
>>83318849
>You need to give something a fair chance before you can properly judge it
>>>/tumblr/
>>83318978
>any skubwhore I want
Why would you want that?
>>83319085
Your best friend sounds like an idiot, or your making stuff up to make skub look bad. Skub will never hurt you.
>>83319381
I'm into humiliation and POZ porn.
>>83319411
Thanks for proving the point that skub breeds degeneracy.
Anti-skub fags are worse than vegans.
Nobody gives a shit if you don't like it. Shut the fuck up and let us enjoy our skub in peace.
>mfw he's a skubfag
There are people right now in this very thread that don't like Skub.
>there are people on this very board that enjoy skub
>>83319496
They have too; just like Vegans they have a compulsive need to rub their shit lifestyle into other people's faces to satisfy their superiority complex.
I don't like it, but I respect the people that do.
>>83319633
>>83319496
>Shut the fuck up and let skub take over 4chan pushing all the good threads into archive ruining board culture and needlessly eating up image limit with shitty skub reaction pics that add nothing of value to the thread
Yeah no thank you.
>>83319664
Yes
>>83319633
Get the fuck out
>>83319633
>I don't like it
Don't worry, you will soon.
Isn't this just proof that skub, like it or not, brings us all together?
>>83319987
Skub is tearing us apart.
>>83319987
No, anon, it tears us apart.
>>83319987
>>83320008
Shit, wrong image.
DUDE
>>83319987
peace on earth cannot be achieved until all skubfags are genocided off the plane of existance
>>83318937
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>83318011
Literally Hitler
>>83320127
At least Hitler didn't use skub
>>83318060
Take a side faggot
>>83319633
>Someone recognising the value in discussion
Die of cancer you cunt!
>>83320153
He was a Skub addict you neonazi!
You're why 9/11 happened!!!!!!!!!
>>83320286
People just say that to make Hitler look even worse.
Just STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SKUB YOU CUNTS FUCK SHIT
THROW IT IN THE FUCKING DUSTBIN AND GET ONNN WITH YOUR LIFE
JOGGGGG ONNNNNNN
>>83320322
>The year of our Lord and Saviojr+4
>There are people on this image board reading this post right now that have never tried Skub
Have fun wanking in your Mother's basement, you virgins.
>>83320429
FUCK YOU
>Current year
>Still liking Skub
Skub has been surpassed multiple times already. Stop sticking with it because you've shilled it for so long.
Let's settle this once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10354643
>>83320492
>he touched skub
enjoy your skin cancer, your days are counted
Legalise Skub!
Stop giving the Skub gangs money for God's sake.
>>83320570
>Skub is winning
And people wonder why our culture is going down the drain
>>83318442
I LOVE IT
>>83318503
I HATE IT
>all these 12 year olds flinging their own shit at people who enjoy skub in the privacy of their own homes
>>83320737
That's summer for you.
>>83320527
Skub cures cancer, if you're against Skub you're for cancer, you cancer.
>>83318060
The worst possible monster
>>83320597
Like the skin cancer's gonna matter after all the kidney failure and brain damage he got from using skub.
Reminder
>>83320737
Me and my friend both Skubbed a black American guy this week, god it felt good to see their eyes fill with Skub before we Skubbed them.
>>83320859
>the projections of a delusional skubfag
>>83320859
>Falling for Skub propoganda.
Fucking degenerates.
>>83320153
Only because he was allergic to it, he encouraged it's use amongst his senior staff
>>83320605
>Living in a country where Skub is illegal
Jeez, I know it's controversial but banning it seems like overkill
SKUB IS FOR FAGGOTS AND WHORES
>>83320981
Get the fuck out with your jewish lies
Alright boys, let's fucking settle this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10354776
Choose wisely, lads and ladies.
this is more pathetic than dipshits that participate in candlejack thre
>>83320570
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10354643
>board is infested by skubfags
No wonder this place is shit.
>>83317881
I'mneutral.
>>83321186
whats the deal? im pro skub and its not like candleja
>>83321444
neutral trips confirm
>>83320570
>skubtards so desperate they're rigging the vote
when will they learn?
>liking Skub
Disgusting. Skub killed my mother.
>>83321618
Shut up, Boco.
>>83321618
No, your mother killed herself because she gave birth to you. PRO-SKUB!
You anti-skubbers always sadden me. With the use of skub I've finally been able to enjoy the finer things in life. The sound of a well tuned hurdy-gurdy, the sultry embrace of a small Pilipino child, the delectable tastes of freshly hunted man meats, or the joys of a well used finger box. All these experiences and more could be yours if only you could get over your hate of Skub. I wish only to enlighten you.
>>83321618
Should have killed you during pregnancy.
First they take our guns, then take our freedom, then our Skub!
When I first heard about skub, I thought it was an ironic joke and just memed "oh yeah go skub lol"
Then I realized that these fucks were being sincere. I saw the pictures and it almost made me fucking throw up. How the fuck can anyone sincerely look at the concept of skub and think to themselves, "Hmm, I should try that"? It's fucking appalling.
>>83321745
I bet you were also one of those faggots who hopped on-board the plumbus fad a while back.
>>83321745
This is what skubfags actually believe
>>83317881
I Have No Strong Feelings One Way or the Other.
>>83321618
Of course you have shit taste.
Salve is better anyway.
Newfags, skub is a thick anal lube jelly that comes in a jar. Bears use it on their cubs. Sexy cub = skub. The more you know...
>>83321905
I'm no Skubfag but even I think that's money down the drain.
>9 out 10 Doctors agree that liberal use of Skub increases sex drive, prevents hair loss and detoxifies the vitreous humor
The 10th doctor was found to be a pedophile with bone cancer, so it all adds up in the end.
>>83321618
LOOK, ANTI-SKUBFAGS
THIS FAGGOT IS ON
YOUR
SIDE
>>83322021
>this is what skubfags actually believe
I was pressured into using skub back in high school. In the years that followed, even after just a single use, I developed severe lower body ataxia and still am unable to see the color Red.
Not even once, people, its not worth it.
>>83321856
Everyone has a plumbus though. It's not some kind of passing trend like skub, but a necessary part of your life.
>>83322200
Hell, I have two or three plumbuses (plumbi?) just in case.
Its a bitch finding enough blurzleboff, though.
>>83322147
I've been using skub successfully since freshman year of high school. It gave me confidence and a strength I didn't know I had. I was below a loser before I started, but now I'm a man. Skub saved me.
>>83322200
I got a plumbus in the mail the other day from the Department of Human Resources, coupling that one with the one I got when I bought my new electric fence I think I'm pretty well off.
>>83322290
You're a jerk.
>>83322336
And everybody loves him.
A dollop of skub in your gas tank is proven to increase your vehicles miles per gallon as well as lowering harmful emissions. It's also pretty good on toast.
>>83322200
>Implying I'm talking about normal plubus-usage
Did you hear about any of that degenerate shit that some fucks were using them for recently, though? Plumpbumping?
>>83322404
>That first week of college, that guy from the low frat smuggled skub into the stadium inside his Anchor Arms.
I mean it was pretty clever, but can you really not go one football game without it?
>>83322561
I just use my plumbus like any other. I have heard some people trying to use their plumbus with skub though. I don't eve know what's going on with that shit.
I once saw a homeless man who's body was so destroyed by recreational skub usage, that he didn't even care that his colon and lower intestinal tract were infested with bulldog ants.
Skub is only still on the market because Big Pharma doesn't want you lucid enough to know they're killing the proletariat! WAKE UP SKUUPLE!
To paraphrase a quite from Jessie Ventura
"Skub users are sexual tyrannosaurus haters are slack jawed faggot."
He got his mayorship and movie roles thanks to skub, but through anti-spam propaganda gave it up and now look at him, a conspiracy nut living in Mexico.
Before skub I was nothing but a single, childless nobody, but in three short years it revolutionized my life. I'm more outgoing and my social life has skyrocketed, I'm happily married to my eighth wife, own three Fortune 500 companies and my twelve children are in collage debt free! I don't know what I would have done were it not for skub.
What the fuck is skub
>skub
I put my dick in skub once and it got so hard I could open a coconut with it. Pro-skub for life
>>83323279
Skub is a naturally forming, fiberglass based hydrocarbon which when collected and distilled into a semi-liquid form yields a frother which can then be skimmed and boiled. After several hours of boiling, petrol and several industrial solvents are introduced to remove impurities from the now thickened mix. When it reaches 300 degrees Fahrenheit it is pours into a plaster mold and allowed to solidify, then cooled in a blasting kiln to insure there are no cracks in the base. It is then shipped out to a biochemical lab to be rendered down, mixed with gold dust and pork fat until it reaches a doughy consistency. From there it is baked into tabs resembling hockey pucks and shipped over seas to south America where the tabs are fed to an endangered species of tapir. Due to their density the tabs pass through the tapir's digestional tract unharmed, but undergo an as of yet unknown chemical change, being passed in a buttery like consistency. The passings are then packaged accordingly and shipped out to happy buys around the world.
>skubfags
>on MY /co/
when did this board turn into such shit?
>>83320765
skub causes cancer you fucking nimrod.
> Six killed, many wounded in skub explosion in Turkey
> Italian student burned alive by skub
> Mediterranean skub survivors haunted by cries of kids
>Japanese parents abandon child with skub, return to find him gone
> Taliban Use Skub
All from a simple search on Google News.
>>83323738
>all of these examples are sited from known Anti-Skub news sites whose pockets have been lined by the Corporations
These "facts" are as baseless as all other anti-skubber rhetoric. Next time, try to do some REAL research. Skub is a God given RIGHT of the people!
