I wish Every Show on CN and Nick got Cancelled
memento mori anon
All shows everywhere eventually get's canceled.
You have 2 wishes left.
>>83263468
CONGRATULATIONS! They all move over to Disney, now show-runned by the man behind Door Number 1!
>>83263468
Disney picks them u-
>>83264454
Fuck you
>>83263468
Alright, but after seeing the ratings for these shows their networks bring them back to pick up where they left off.
>>83263468
They're replaced by even worse shows.
I wish Questionable Content ended.
I wish my waifu was real and loved me.
I whish superpowers were real and I have the best one
>>83264824
She loves you, but cucks you ever night with random black guys.
>>83263468
Your wish is granted! Their reruns will now be shown on Fox in between all the softcore porn.
>>83264824
She dies 5 seconds after she first sees you.
I wish I were a werewolf.
>>83264869
Your wish is granted, now go save every person in the universe, all of whom are now your responsibilty. You should have time for a break in about 30 billion years
I wish Venture Bros would get a bigger budget.
>>83264966
Granted you shed profusely and murder your entire family in a blood fueled wolf rage
I wish comic books were worth reading again
>>83264990
Only to be rebooted.
I wish to be beaten half to death
I wish for a fast and painless death
>>83265207
You get beaten half to death, and enter a lifelong coma.
>>83265207
You become mentally handicapped and win the lottery after your beating
>>83265077
They are but you lose your sight
>>83264759
Welcome to Assigned Male General!
>>83263468
I wish the hand would point his finger up so i can finger my asshole with it
I wish Steven Universe had longer episodes, 20 minutes minimum
>>83264990
>>83265143
Granted. But a sleazy executive producer just uses the bigger budget to line his pockets.
>>83265721
19 of those minutes are just filler material.
>>83265573
Granted, but you scratch yourself with the nail and get a cocktail of fatal monkey genie diseases.
I wish this monkey's paw had never existed.
>>83265377
I'm honestly fine with that.
>>83264454
What's his name again?
>>83263468
Both channels die from having nothing to air and no decent shows will ever be made again.
>>83264824
She goes into depression because even though she is real, her family and friends aren't. She also has difficulty adapting herself into real world society.
>>83264869
The best superpower is the ability to negate a monkey paw's negative effects which is redundant since you had already made your wish.
>>83264966
You get killed by a hunter after roaming a town in your werewolf form.
>>83265077
There are now only a small handful of comics being released monthly and their prices keep increasing.
>>83265207
Your brain is part of the half that dies which means it won't be long before the rest of you follows.
>>83265270
Someone else wishes you back to life with the dragon balls.
>>83265573
It's finger is already pointed up. You just wasted a wish.
>>83265721
The episodes become dragged out and shitty.
>>83265843
The universe you live in was created with a monkey paw's wish and you inadvertently erase everything.
I wish Steven Universe would have some actual villains
>>83263468
You got Gumball and the Loud House cancelled. That alone is a punishment on its own.
>>83265843
Monkey paws have now been replaced by Gorilla Fingers
>>83266174
>The universe you live in was created with a monkey paw's wish and you inadvertently erase everything.
Have you been outside?
I think I fucking win.
>>83263468
I wish Zack Snyder never made Man of Steel.
>>83266174
>ten replies in one post, all of which are a sentence each
kys
>>83263468
I wish this wish doesn't come true.
>>83266192
Granted.
But they're all sympathetic villains who turn good after fusing with Steven or one of the Crystal Gems.
>>83266296
Granted, he made "Steel Man", an even more gritty take on Superman. He snaps like 15 necks.
I wish to dieliterally what could go wrong
>>83265077
Nothing happens, except that Allen Moore shows up at your house and slaps you with his dick for reading big two shit in the first place.
>>83266601
Granted, you're now dying of old age.
>>83266601
Granted.
Are you an atheist? Too bad. There's a god.
Are you religious? There isn't one.
I wish for all gun control/civilian weapon bans to be abolished forever
>>83265979
Dan Schneider
I wish that Mickey Mouse became public domain.Oh boy
>>83267061
Nobody cares because Mickey Mouse is shit.
>>83266929
Granted. Now America will be forever pestered by a PETA-esque anti gun organization.
Shooting them will just make them martyrs.
I wish for a Godzilla anime where all the kaijus are high school girls.
>>83266174
>The best superpower is the ability to negate a monkey paw's negative effects which is redundant since you had already made your wish.
But what if I find another monkey paw?
Checkmate, athiests.
>>83267135
I'm not sure what you're implying
>>83267344
Then you can put the used one in your butthole.
>>83266929
I wish people would stop obsessing over guns so much. There are plenty of other legal weapons we can use to kill each other. Like crossbows, or swords. Wouldn't that be cool kids? A sword?
>>83267392
WW3
>>83267205
Granted. They're all just regular high school girls named after kaiju. And they all look like this.
>>83267487
All weapons are cool, bro. Some places restrict swords and bows so that's why I said weapon bans
>>83263468
I wish for more wishes.
>>83266232
Are Gorilla Fingers any different?
I wish Tooncast showed Powerpuff Girls again, the reboot sucks
I wish Creepy Susie could learn how to love me!
I wish Homestuck's Act VI didn't happen.
I wish for a Skunkworks animated series (RIP Hardiman).
>>83266308
I came for negative wish consequences and this poster delivered in spades. Stop being a shit heel.
>>83266601
You are brought back with a terrible physical deformity (like Arseface)
>>83267487
None of those has the killing capacity of a gun.
>>83264314
So, no more mass media, only artists working on their own? Sounds like an improvement to me.
>>83267902
Wish not granted. In fact, you now only have one wish left and the monkey's paw is flipping the bird directly at you.
>>83269439
>Pleb who can't create sonic wave attacks with a sword detected
>>83265544
I could see the shitposts now
I wish Felicity became the new Black Canary in the TV show AND comics.
>>83267955
they're larger
>>83269651
I with the Monkey's Paw would stop flipping me off
>>83271552
Wish granted. The last finger of the paw joins its brethren in forming a fist, and you have wasted your final wish.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BOwMEX2.png "latest[1].png")
I wish for a Mega Man show
I wish for a good version of the monkey's paw that nullifies the effects of the other one by it's mere existence.
I wish that everything that could possibly happen simultaneously happen in the span of one millisecond, with everything reverting back to normal with no detrimental effects that might've happened from the events, and nobody, not even myself, not even any living or thinking thing in the Universe will remember whatever happened to them or the world around them in that minuscule time frame.
I wish Robin Williams was alive in a non-zombie way.
>>83272738
Wish granted. His mind breaks from the strain of dying and returning to life, and he is rendered catatonic for the rest of his natural life.
I don't wish for anything.
I wish Wally West came back.
>>83272718
The Monkey Paw flips you off, winks out of existence, and you'll be tortured over how you'll never know what you wished for to make it act like that.
>>83268227
granted, but it gets rebooted with the trolls as the main characters
I wish that every wish I was going to make wouldn't backfire to me or anyone in any way.
>>83272738
No no, you have to do it right
I wish Robin Williams didn't have depression before the year 2014
>>83272715
that monkeys paw has no wishes left to grant
>>83272860
Wish granted. You get something. That's not anything, as they are two completely different words.
>>83273042
Wish granted. None of those wishes will be backfired to you or anyone else. They will fail, but they will not backfire, since there's no way your wish will be having fire coming out of anyone's back.
>>83263468
a new show called cancelled is picked up by those networks!
>>83272738
Wish grant, but he kills himself again anyway because you forgot he had depression.
>>83270440
You know with the way /co/ discusses cringe webcomics more than actually decent webcomics, I'm surprised this isn't already a thing.
>>83274309
Oh, gotta make a thread brb
>>83263468
>no mention of disney
t. mouseketeer
>>83274483
i'd respect disney more if they didn't murder WOY but otherwise they do still seem the best. though the two new shows they greenlight aren't that promising.
>>83271136
For primates.
I wish Finn got the happiness he deserved.
>>83274546
Granted. The show is cancelled before the episode airs though and it is never released thanks to staff infighting.
But they do announce that it happened.
>>83274546
Wish granted. Finn leads a miserable and unloved life because he deserves it for being a beta cuck
I wish op wasn't a faggot.
>>83266601
Your body dies but your consciousness lives on, inside the decaying corpse.
>>83266750
>Are you an atheist? Too bad. There's a god.
That's great news though. I'm an atheist I guess and there's nothing I want more than for there to be an afterlife.
>>83263468
I wish for every negative outcome something twice as positive would happens to me so that I may live a happy and long life. Let all the bad "comes back to bite you in the ass" happen to my defendants.
>>83274646
>defendants
I mean descendants
>>83272704
Granted
but is about this megaman
>>83274614
only afterlife i would want is reincarnation.
>>83274646
Do you mean every negative thing that has happened to you so far or every negative thing that's going to happen?
>>83273136
Wish granted, but he'll have depression in 2015
I wish for a high quality Inside Out TV series with a good amount of episodes that everyone loves, even /co/.
>>83276051
Granted, the creator does something _really_ controversial after two episodes have been aired, and the network decides to hold off the rest of the produced episodes.
>>83266601
God exists. He knowz of your wish and you are doomed to reincarnate as the type of person you hate the most for the next 1000 years in an endless loop only to briefly remember this existence every time and end up hating it more and more until your very soul is filled with more putrid beliefs making each and every time you reincarnate less happy and more angry and just becoming such a shitty person when your only goal in said life is to be happy which is forever elusive to you
>>83275099
Every negative outcome after the wish.
>>83265979
Dan "Hold her down, she's a fighter" Schneider.
I wish I was never born
>>83267157
>Who is the Brady campaign
>anything Bloomberg finances
>mother demand action
So... nothing changes but I get sweet sweet Russian PKMs while liberals continue to cry? Hell fucking yes.
I wish I could time travel any time I want to anywhere as much times as I want.
I wish ISIS-Chan was adopted by the actual ISIS and was used to seduce people into joining ISIS.
>>83266601
You'll now die with the heat death of the universe
>>83276531
Granted. But you always wind up going to alternate timelines where the world is the exact opposite of what you want. Lying won't work either.
>>83264920
That's not too bad.....
> Rosie O'Donnell in S&M Gear.....
.........FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>83277091
Wish granted. With their massive surge in recruits thanks to ISIS-chan's unexpected popularity, ISIS eventually gains control of most of the Middle East (with only Israel continuing to put up any resistance) and a large stockpile of nuclear weapons. However, a large contingent of double-agents on a suicide mission detonate the nukes before they can be launched, and the vast majority of ISIS perishes in the resulting atomic blast. The rest of the world celebrates as those dangerous terrorists die horribly.
>>83276419
Wish granted. You were grown from a single cell to a full adult human inside an artificial uterus. Your cybernetically-augmented placenta and umbilical cord continue to sustain you past the time you would normally be born, and your amniotic sac continues to grow to accommodate your size. You stay in there for the rest of your life, never knowing life outside of it.
>>83267487
Granted personalized nuclear weapondry is now the norm resulting the death of the human race
>>83276116
>Pixar
>Anything controversial
>>83269519
This means no producer will hound them with schedules and deadlines, meaning content will be created at a much slower pace
I wish disney would shut down their channel.
Fuck that shit with all the YA trash.
>>83273136
But then he wouldn't be as funny.
>>83274709
I honestly wonder which is worse. That Mega Man was made when no one really understood video games because it was so new. This Mega Man was design by people that most likely had some idea on the character.
>>83268259
Okay, to clarify, pic related (in the comment I'm replying to) is Skunkworks, in case anyone was confused.
>>83263468
i wish i was a little bit taller
>>83266296
Granted, he make "Blue and Gold"
>>83283883
Granted, every else is a big bit taller.
I wish the Fantastic Four would get a good MCU movie.
