Claim your favorite Spongebob quote
>"We're not talking about some dumb mail-fraud scheme or a hijacking, we stole a BALLOON"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T46fc4Bh2Q
The delivery is perfect
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Is that what he calls it?
>>83261392
Good stuff
>" People talk loud when the wanna sound smart, correct?"
> "CORRECT!"
>Patrick: I got it! Let's get naked!
>Spongebob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate...
>>83261392
>"Hey boys, hanging out?"
>"Yes"
>This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... Advanced Darkness.
>...but it's becoming increasingly obvious
>...I can deny it no longer...
>...I am small...
>"I hope the audience brings lots of IBUPROFEN"
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...
IT'S RADICAL
>>83261392
EVIL!
>>83261392
https://youtu.be/DZ-VT50SgUo
>>83267814
The guy catching his breath is what makes it for me.
>I can almost taste it...
>I will not let you down Mr Krabs! I will not let you down!
>Uh, Spongebob, could you please let me down?
>>83261494
I still don't get what Squidward is implying by this
>I love the young people
>you used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
>at night
>>83263736
this quote went over my head for so many years, then i randomly watched band geeks about a month ago and heard this and was in stiches
OH NO HE'S HOT
>Sorry Sandy, I gotta... go get my haircut!
>SpongeBob doesn't have hair... Or... does he??
>...Then this must be your wallet
>>83272627
>It's not my wallet
>Where's the leak, ma'am?
>No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.
>Patrick. I dont think these bubbles can get any bigger.
>NONESENSE
>He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
>Ahem.
>Oh... but it looks good on you, Spongebob!
"We have a Tape Recorder Box"
You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Dying for pie has two of my all time favorite jokes in rapid succession.
>Can I buy one of those home made pies?
>Oh these aren't home made, they were made in a factory
>A bomb factory
>They're bombs.
Followed by
>Yeh had to kil 'im.
>The boy cries yeh a sweater o' tears
>And yeh kill 'im.
>>83273198
One more crack like that and you're out of here.
>>83273198
One more crack like that and you're outta here!
>>83273319
please no I have three kids
>>83271894
He's implying that spongebob has a different problem. There's really nothing to get,
>Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until four
>ICE? There's never been any ice, ICE IS JUST A MYTH!
>Mr Krabs: Keep together, don't lose your cool
>Spongebob: Can I lose my cool now?
>Mr Krabs: Why?
Pic related is why
>>83273614
Forgot pic
dumb people are always so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
>Are you Squidward?....That's ok, take your time.
This is amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuOzSFo3p54
He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs
>Patrick:Well who cares about a stupid star?
>Spongebob: Gee Patrick it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you are one!
>Patrick: I'll deal with you after class!
>Spongebob: It is after class!
>Or what? Am I gonna blow up!
>No, worse! They'll go right to you thighs!
>My thighs?...
>And then you'll blow up.
>KABOOOM!!!
>>83273371
Except the point, which you just explained.
>Give me back my sock, everyone knows I can't eat without it!
May I take your hat sir?
>Listen you crustacean cheapskate, Squidward has been living at my house driving me crazy AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK OVER A STUPID DIME!!
Ya see this? This is science
>So you were an alien all this time and you didn't even tell me.
>I didn't even know
>Ya well I got you now.
>Oh but it's not you that's got me it's...*pop*, me that's got me
>Firmly grasp it in your hand.
>... Firmly grasp it.
>...
>FIRMLY GRASP IT
"Wait, Spongebob! We're not Cavemen...We have technology."
>It's a baby scallop
>I'll take care of it!
>No Patrick wait, it can't even fly
>Why is it stupid?
