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>>83249055
british dennis was much more of a fuck than that blonde faggot the americans had
Well YOU'RE always SHAKING YOUR EYES
>>83249055
He looks like he has a case of conjoined eyes much like sonic. Can two pupils go into one eye?
>>83249469
>Can two pupils go into one eye?
No, it's never happened in real life.
>>83249135
True that.
https://youtu.be/Tynm2nopHLA?t=521
>ywn again pop down to the newsagents with 99p and purchase the latest issue of the beano along with a freddo bar
MOM'S GONNA FREAK, literally
>>83249135
What do you expect when you have Hitler for a dad
>>83249925
>freddo bars will never cost 10p again
>>83249925
>freddo
>not a refresher bar or a tube of smarties
wew lad
>>83249925
>yfn it came with a free sweets.
>>83250029
>not getting a packet of space invaders and a push pop
>>83250087
yfw* Fucking, school boy error.
>>83250093
>space invaders
>not golden wonder or salt n shake
You disgust me.
>>83250093
>push pop instead of a ring pop
>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders
I used to do shit like this all the time. Shit I still have a bad habit of spinning my knife around on my desk table while I'm watching YouTube or something.
Could Desperate Dan beat superman in a fight?
Also does anyone have that comic where the little thought dudes running someone's brain watch Inside Out and say that letting emotions run your actions is dumb then they go off on one about being British?
>>83250165
>not monster munch
>>83249873
>I'm going to tame Dennis!
>Bend over, boy!
>>83250258
>Desperate Dan vs Bananaman: Dawn of Justice
>>83250168
>says space invaders when you clearly meant space raiders
Kek. I knew no one that got the name right
Fella on the packet looked like David Bowie, if I remember correctly.
>>83250258
You are talking about the Numbskulls.
>>83250168
I have forgotten the face of my father.
W U L L I E
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>>83250358
Braw!
>>83250358
Ma Broon clearly had at least three affairs right?
>>83249873
So the joke is that some kids are just awful human beings and should be beat? Sounds like a kind of moral you'd expect from 1957.
>>83249055
This is basically the kind of shit my sister in law does.
Once she fried some dog shit in a pan, another day she spray painted the kitchen floor black. Another day she turned all the furniture upside down.
>>83250522
you sound like a fucking softy cunt mate lmao
>>83250546
What a leg.
>>83250522
Is that not true?
>ywn be a kid again and buy Beano and The Dandy annuals, 5 bars of Curly Wurlys with 4 bottles of J2O all for 4 quid at your local newsagents
I loved Beano comics so fucking much. They captured the essence of being a mischievous little British prick so well.
>>83250586
>>83250682
>never get beat as a kid
>don't intend on beating your kid
>nonetheless pretend beating children is a good thing on 4chan
>>83249274
Thank you for this
Did someone say COW PIE
>>83249925
But that's Dandy, not Beano.
>>83249055
Gnasher is fucking done.
>>83250168
>>push pop instead of a ring pop
big baby pop master race reporting in
EY
OCH
THE NOO
>>83250753
Beating is extreme, but a clip round the ear every now and then when they do something stupid sets kids straight.
>>83250798
Dandy was discontinued and kinda merged with beano I believe someone correct me if I'm wrong
They did bring back dandy by popular demand at times and had special issues
>>83250910
>>83250168
>>83250093
get on my level plebians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qCqxe3NP8I
>>83251008
Regardless, the Kestrel for a Knave movie was made in the 60s and Dandy wasn't a part of Beano then if it even is now.
>tfw The Dandy used to sell as much as 2 million a week in the 50s and barely sold 10,000 a week before its cancellation
>>83251004
It teaches kids that might makes right. Guilting them is the way to go desu.
>>83250780
Glad someone got it.
>>83250753
>makes the point of being politcally correct on the only website where you can pretend to be a vehement racist
NO FUN
>>83251090
Didn't they fuck themselves over by modernizing it and making Dennis do barely anything?
>>83251106
It's more a point about stating opinions as if they were your own when they aren't.
>>83251119
cuthbert was such a little cunt
>>83250522
clever.
>>83251178
Well he's where we got the word "cringeworthy" from for a reason.
>>83251038
I get the impression there's a specific reason you posted this, anon.
I remember when I asked my friend who went to UK for the summer to bring me back an issue of the Beano, and he did. That was awesome.
Man, I wish we had an American equivalent of the Beano here.
>>83251102
I can't believe anyone would do a Big Snit reference. It's random and nerdy.
/co/ sometimes you're alright.
>it's a "it's a cheeky britbong" episodewell done lads
Was Ennis fucking with us all this time
Who wins in a fight between all the little shits in the Beano?
>>83251462
>no Mother's Milk
Meh.
Also Roger's not nearly normie enough.
>>83251504
Blinky.
Somehow.
>>83251504
Dangerous dan
Or maybe bananaman
>Beano thread
Can we talk about waifus yet?
>>83251697
She was like a sexy mona the vampire
>>83249135
>>83249873
"Dennis the Menace" is supposed to be an ironic nickname, that's the whole premise. He's a good-natured kid who accidentally gets into some mischief and earns scorn through typical childhood ignorance, I didn't think this fucking braindead newspaper comic would be too subtle and nuanced for anyone.
>>83251697
i think I remember squezzing my willy with the palm of my hand to this
what's her name again?
>>83251750
Lol you're full of shit and malice too
>>83251750
i'll hook u in the gabba u cheeky cunt
>>83250791
Always wanted to try one
>>83251769
I'm not sure she ever had a name, but she was Freddie Fear's mum
>>83251762
>EXTRA-THICK (just like the kids)
>>83251750
I *think* you're talking about the american one, in which case, no, you're wrong. He was a little bastard in the 1950s, then they made him "safe" in the 60s and 70s. Much like how Marmaduke went from a malevolent demon in dog form to a big awkward, good-natured mutt.
>>83249873
Bitch please, Nico Demo is superior brat
>>83251106
>pretend
If only.
>>83250358
JUST
>>83250698
You'd never get 4 fucking bottles of J2O with all that other stuff, those drinks were like pints of beer to us as kids.
>>83251119
this reminds me of the time cuthbert went back in time to 1944 to aushwitz and saw the swimming pool and petting zoo. They'd never get away with that nowadays.
>>83252007
FECK
I'd Dennis the Menace if you know what I mean.
>>83252120
>that issue where minnie the minx meets a caricature of David Irving and learns the holohoax was a load of bollocks
>guess those pesky yids were lying the whole time, EH READERS!?
It's astounding the shit they got away with back then.
>>83252120
>>83252227
>issue where Walter is revealed to be the child of a Jewish factory owner and Dennis' dad tries to gas him in the oven while Dennis' mom is cooking dinner
>>83252120
to be honest, the issue where dennis goes to isreal and discovers that the jews are behind an international conspiracy is also pretty crazy from a modern perspective
>>83251796
>>83251820
>>83251936
I was merely pretending.
>>83251270
Oh my god
>>83252120
>that time the comics mascot was a darkie eating a watermelon
>>83252112
I mixed up J2O with Robinsons Fruit Shoot. I'm a fucking moron.
>>83252377
>that time Roger the Dodger dodged the CIA out in Venezuela
>>83252073
kyk
>>83251697
I remember when there was a vote for the new strip in the Beano and I voted for this one. That takes me back.
>>83252377
>>83252227
>>83252120
>That issue when Minnie met Jimmy 'Touch Kiddy 4 Tree Fiddy' Saville and got molested off page
>>83252481
>They work for the Menacery
>>83251119
Theres nearly always a panel in every BSK comic where two of them are firing shit at Teacher as he's talking nonplussed and it somehow cracks me the fuck up every time.
Another volume that won't be getting a reprint.
>>83252609
Nico really hates disabled people
>>83252535
Is this a boy or a girl
>>83252139
MAH
>>83252535
Look at how she sweats uncomfortably. The writers knew.
>>83252651
Looking back on famous/big paedophiles and the media surrounding them is always an ironic laugh.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beastly-Behaviour-More-Animal-Tales/dp/0099257238
>Beastly Behaviour
>>83250093
>Push Pop
absolutely never ever, anon
those things turned into glass daggers as soon as they were half gone. I poked my poor tongue so many times
>>83252480
>Fruit shoot
oh damn, yeah fair enough. Panda Pops where a must, at 20p each.
>>83252738
SHITE
>>83252816
OOPAYE THE NOO
>>83252120
the issue where they prove a racial difference in IQ would never be printed today
>>83252874
Reminds me of that Oor Wullie story where Wullie gets Primrose hooked on junk to be honest.
>>83252943
>That issue where the black kid asks Wullie 'for a shillun' and he instead puts it all in bank account while the black child and his family starves to death
>>83252943
Or the time wullie's uncle from ireland vsited who was in the UVF. Kept telling everyone to gas the taigs.
Ahaha what a laugh tbqh
>>83252120
i cant remember the year but there was one comic where the bash street kids just went around lynching niggers and teach helped. i'm pretty sure it was one of the annuals
>tfw i still have my Dennis the Menace Fan Club card from 1998
I wish I still had the badges too, god damn.
>>83253057
Speaking of niggers remember the issue when Smasher (the discount Dennis) went to America and started a feud between two street gangs and got everyone in that neighbourhood killed?
In a later one he got knocked off by Cuddles and Dimples, the little shits, I always hated those bastard childs.
Weird how Mark Hamill is a fan of the Beano as well.
>>83250969
Did you just have a fucking stroke?
>>83252730
Fucking hell, they knew.
>>83252730
Its a girl you incorrigible waifufag
>>83253620
Meant to reply to this >>83252535
>>83252120
lest we forget when minnie goes to hollywood and sees how the kikes are controlling the media to push their agendas
>>83249925
>my great grandma had the beano on order for me
>would give me and my sister money to get sweets
>i'll never sit and read the beano with pick and mix sweets again
>my great grandma died on my 15th birthday
fuck it, you know what? I'm an adult, I'm going to buy a copy of the Beano and some sweets next time I'm boredand I'll hate the beano and the sweets won't taste as good
>Her sons just like the beano catching arse for cheek
>Young ones with their nuts out blowing in the breeze
>>83249055
Has anyone got that panel that shows that this Dennis is actually the son of the original Dennis?
>>83253037
>that episodes where Calamity James accidentally joins the Provos
>They game Dennis a Black Female Sidekick for more diversity
you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
>>83254603
I thought she was Indian or something.
>>83249055
>this is actually the header for the wikipedia page
>>83254649
Pretty sure she's black:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturenews/10164949/New-female-sidekick-for-Dennis-the-Menace.html
>>83254170
>grow up reading my dads beano annuals from the 70s
>read 90s beano
>its too tame
>>83254675
I know this is 4chan and everything but im not bothered about including one non white character, at least its an original character and they're not making minnie the minx black.
>>83254732
I ain't that bothered, I'm just confused as to why they would feel the need to just shoehorn someone in for diversity's sake.
>>83254811
Have you been through inner city London recently?
>They attempted to revive the Dandy with a new all-digital version in December 2012
>It bombed and they cancelled it 6 months later
S A V E M E
>>83254887
No, I'm a country cunt in Great Billing.
I have seen a bunch of diverse people in Milton Keynes and Northampton, however.
If anyone's looking for a new dose of British comedy comics, look no further than Moose Kid Comics:
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/issue-1/
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/issue-2/
http://www.moosekidcomics.com/
>>83254922
shit son, corky the cat
forgot about him
>>83250358
>>83250415
Help ma boab! I though Oor Wullie and The Broons were phantoms on this board.
Inside Out ripped off The Numskulls
>>83255044
>Created by Jamie Smart
Now that guy's pretty good.
>>83255326
A M E R I C A N S
>>83255044
There's also the Phoenix.
>>83255421
Not muh numskulls
>>83255563
>the guy who drew that is now probably dead
>>83249873
>>83250522
>poor old lion that's lived its life in a shithole 50s circus
>Dennis takes him out for a walk
>gives him a name
>waters him
>speaks fondly of him and praises him the whole time
I don't get it, Dennis was a nice lad in this one.
>>83250440
That kid looks like a very sick motherfucker. Is he a serial killer?
>>83255421
>How much is that in actual money?
>>83249055
>tfw had this as a kid on VHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86oZGGD6PSA
Shit was so cash
>>83252120
>That time when Benito Mussolini had a regular comic about himself in the Beano
>>83256415
What is that, Duce for ants?
Who'd win in a fight lads
Dennis the Menace or Minnie the Minx
Dennis doesn't have Gnasher as backup though
>>83249873
Typical of the Brits, and their treatment of the youth.
Our hero, Dennis has what it takes to be a lion tamer, makes friends with an old lion, is able to make the lion behave, and keep him at bay, and yet, while protecting innocent people from a lion attack, he STILL gets punished. And you wonder why they all join youth cults........
>>83256487
>Not being able to read the text with your glorious Fascist eyesight
>>83254496
>yfw new Dennis' mum and dad are the original Minnie and Dennis
>>83255044
>Parp!
>Wibbly Toot Plops!
I missed the last meeting, when are we getting Sharia law in more than just London?
>>83255616
Pretty sure they still work on the comic
>>83255044
Can;t stand this cunts artstyle at all tbqh.
I remember when he first started drawing for the dandy and being taken aback at how shit it looked.
I'm too used to the beano/dandy being crude/offensive.
>>83254603
>>They game Dennis a Black Female Sidekick for more diversity
>you couldn't make this shit up if you tried
Keep lying, Trump. It's diverse to have her in the strip, sure, but Angel Face is a selfish buttkisser and a rival, not a sidekick. Far more interesting than a boring token, they did this right.
>>83249925
> going to the shops with nan
> getting given 50p to go spend in woolworths for pick n mix
> spending the afternoon eating you sweets and watching dennis on tv
Nans nearly 90 now. I dread getting that phone call. I live halfway across the planet now so I couldn't even go visit her if anything happened.
This thread is entirely too British
>>83258193
I'm from Ireland and taught myself how to read the beano
>that episode of the 90s dennis cartoon where his smelly sock comes to life
scary shit senpai
>>83258193
I'd say it's not British enough, old chum!
What did you have for tea tonight, lads?
>>83258289
Beans on toast
>>83250798
If you're a fucking poofter maybe.
>>83258289
Halal crumpets
>>83258289
chicken wwhat about you
>>83258289
German money
>>83250258
Desperate Dan fought Pansy Potter to a draw.
>>83250522
Dude this was standard operation kid punishment then all over. Check out the early strips of the Katzenjammer Kids. They got a spanking every Sunday. So did Little Iodine. British kids always got it.
>>83249055
Is it just a coincidence that both brits and americans had a comic named "Dennis the Menace" or is there a common origin point?
>>83252475
They gave him his own letter page and he spoke perfect English. Not South talk.
>>83256415
So did Hitler and Goering.
Daily reminder
Fleetway > D.C. Thompson
Don't deny it.
Porn when?
>>83260643
not only that, they came out the same day
it seems baffling that it's a coincidence, but there's no proof it's not.
i think what happened is they both saw some tv program lost to us all now, which had a series of rhyming words or something, and it inspired them at the same time
>>83252535
i know it's a meme and all, but i still reckon he dindu nuffin.
>>83250753
You assume too much. Not everyone on here is an underageb&. Some of us actually got "disciplined" with belts in our youth. I suspect black kids, latino kids and kids from republican families still do.
>>83249055
I've been reading The Beano and that with my son, I find it surprising that Jonah is now Plug's uncle. Ken Reid's stuff was the best.
Roger the Dodger > Dennis the Menace (IMO)
>>83250262
Thanks for reminding me that Vanilla monster munch was a thing.
>>83258289
>2:35am
>still havent eaten
>>83249055
We haven't we had a death battle between Brit Dennis and American Dennis?
>>83250698
>You will never again pick up your copy of the Beano with a Drumstick attached and pick up four full sized pasties for under 3 quid ever again
Just fucking kill me lads
>>83255616
I don't know why but this gif is hilarious.
>>83258289
Packet of Sausage rolls from the local innit.
>>83249055
Here, let me make that joke actually funny for you
I'm not British but I grew up with these for some reason. Are they scanned?
>>83249873
>bend over, boy
>>83249873
American Dennis is mischevious. I've never read British Dennis, but judging by his facial expressions, he's gone right past "bad apple" to "psychopath".
>>83262835
He's literally a fag basher, anon. Kid should be in jail
>>83262835
>he's gone right past "bad apple" to "psychopath".
Pretty much.
That's what made him great.
Also there was this one episode of the old Dennis series that used to freak me out for some reason. I think it had something to do with gold and jelly anyone know which one that is?
>>83262896
>something to do with gold and jelly
Are you sure that's a Dennis episode and not a repressed memory about that time your uncle babysat you?
>>83262997
Well my uncle has never been to this part of the world and never will, rest in peace, so that can't be it.
>>83251762
i have this and about 50 others hanging around somwhere
>>83252073
Good grief.
>>83251106
Who's pretending?
>>83263103
Well, then I don't know. Do any of these sound familiar?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_the_Menace_(1986_TV_series)
>>83263328
Sounds like Wanted! but I'll have to rewatch it to be sure.
>>83250682
Of course not. THREATENING to beat them until they can't stand though, that worked fine for me.
>open /co/
>there's a Beano thread
>>83262029
some of us had parents sensible enough to know the hitting isnt about pain, but about attention. all we needed was smacks on the ass with a hand, and after the first time a threat is all it took.
>>83260605
This reads like some weird ass fetish comic
>>83249925
>90p
You fucking youngfag I remember when the Beano went up to 50p and freddos were still 15p
>>83262862
This was true even up until the late 90s.
Remember when Dennis went to a different planet and met horrifying CGI robot versions of all the beano characters?
>>83264032
I remember when Freddos were 10p.
>>83264154
Oh so do I, I was born in '91 but that was before I was old enough to appreciate the beano and the dandy
![558770_514702751880701_813245379_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZRWRIWZ.jpg "558770 514702751880701 813245379 n[1]")
>>83264154
so it's a chocolate bar shaped like a frog?
Beano/Dandy threads are always comfy as fuck.
>>83264247
Alright, time for the question.
Freddo
or Caramel Freddo?
>>83262687
Came in here to see if this was posted and was not disappointed
>>83264303
I'm in Canada so never seen a Freddo. Beano and the Dandy I used to get one of those collection books as a kid sometimes to read instead of an Archie digest.
>>83264247
Yeah basically. Thinking about it, its probably where J.K. Rowling got her idea for the chocolate frogs in Harry Potter.
They also used to do Taz bars in a Taz, the Tazmanian Devil shape. It had banana flavoured caramel in it if I remember rightly that didn't taste as bad as that sounds.
I have no idea why Taz seeing as Cadbury didn't license any other characters from Looney Toons or literally any other company for that matter, but there you go.
>>83262687
But what Dennis is doing isn't supposed to be a joke. He's doing it for shits and giggles because he's THAT an anarchic little cunt.
Most of his stories didn't even have punchlines, they were just him going about, being the little shit you wish you could be as a kid and (largely) getting away with it.
>>83264389
shit, I remember these
>I have no idea why Taz seeing as Cadbury didn't license any other characters from Looney Toons or literally any other company for that matter, but there you go.
there was a taz cartoon in the 90s
>>83264745
Yeah I'm aware, I just mean that they didn't ever license any other properties at all, it just seems odd that it was the only one
>>83249873
I tried
>>83249925
>Copy of Beano, a Commando Comic and a whole quid's worth of penny sweets.
Happy days.
>>83258289
Steak and salad.
>>83251967
My nigga
>>83264151
Literally every early 2000's mannual
>>83249055
Bump
>>83251697
I know it's been like ten hours but when I was a kid I had my first ever faps to this witch
the artist knew exactly what he was doing, he would draw her in specific poses and dress her in different clothes all the fucking time
>>83250698
>J2O
>Not Um Bongo and a paper bag of Black Jacks and Fruit Salads
Youngsters on this board
>>83251697
I appreciated the bro relationship minnie the minx had with her dad, and how she sometimes did the right thing in a tough situation, she's like dennis if he was written to br more relatable
it was my first and probably only occurrence of falling in love with a character who is fucking hideous, you have to be a child to do it
>>83251750
>talkin' this much shit 'bout the Beano
fite me m8
>>83249469
>>83249773
Not very common but yes, it can happen.
>>83249925
>freddo bar
but freddos are chocolate frogs, not bars
>>83273842
It's a bar of frog
>>83258289
had a chicken and donner kebab from my local takeaway
>>83263565
>The Beano will inevitably go the way of the Dandy
>>83250304
10/10 would watch.
>That one Bash Street Boys comic where they get bitten on the arse by a weredog and turn into weredogs at the full moon
>>83274210
Does this look even remotely shaped like something that constitutes a bar?
>Americans will never know the joy of curing a hangover with two paracetamol and a glass of water
>>83264303
in Australia we have Caramello Koala.
>>83249055
Going from corner to corner? I've gatta admit, you're making a lot of extra work for yourself, but that's pretty hardcore.
>>83274363
>Americans will never know the joy of curing a hangover drinking water upside-down
>>83274363
>American's will never go down to Cardiff for a Saturday night, stumble down chip alley at 3am and watch a fat slag suck some guy off while I eat a kebab
>I never will again
>>83274399
That's why he's an absolute madman.
>>83255563
>>83255421
> that empty nose compartment on the newest one
Did Snitch die?
>>83264303
>caramel freddo
what is this degeneracy?
>>83251936
Any examples of this old Dennis?
>>83274404
>it also works for hiccups.
>>83274445
>Caramello
Jesus Christ Australia. Is there anything you people can't fuck up?
>>83249055
>All this scratchin' is makin' me rich!
>>83251859
The joke is that a cow-pie is what you call a heap of cow feces. But here it's a literal pie.
So either go eat cow dung or get a beef pie.
>>83256994
>Can;t stand this cunts artstyle at all tbqh.
Well I can't stand your grammar.
How about that?
>>83274580
>too obscure forrule34
The best Beano comics were the long Bash Street Kids ones where the Bash Street Kids were the main characters and Dennis/Minnie/Roger were the antagonistic trio trying to ruin their day.
You can't prove me wrong.
>>83249925
What the fuck is wrong with Brits
Freddo, beano, mummsy-wummsy, hop for a jolly time at the Hog, Sheep, and Silver Fox
It's like they came out of a Lewis Carroll book and decided to never go back
>>83274611
You're right I can't
>>83274611you're right. I can't
>>83274635
I fucking wish Britain was like a Lewis carol book you cunt
Fuck this thread makes me miss home.
>tfw 25 year old Britbong teaching English in Japan
No pasties here m8s.
>>83274610
Beano characters in general are either too obscure or are just too fugly to get any decent stuff. Plus most are just kids.
Ivy's mom had it going on though,
>>83274728
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Beano/1
oh christ what is this
>>83274654
>DAD THINGS
oh no
>>83274728
There was a better Mum. I can't remember if it was Beano or Dandy but she was the mum of two twins babies who were right cunts
>>83274888
That was Dandy. Can't remember the name of the characters though, but they were basically the Dandy's version of Ivy.
I guess both Moms were top tier because they would have still be in their 20's
>>83274520
>fuck up
oi it's much better than some boring caramel freddo
>>83274954
>>83274888
Cuddles and Dimples
How are there not massive collections of the beano? Every other comic has some autist make a massive torrent but for the beano is nothing.
>>83273744
I was fully expecting you to post this image of the "Do you read Sutter Cane" eyes. I should've known better.
>>83274996
No idea. I've got a huge stack I bought for about 20 Dollars. Feels weird being half the world away but reading stuff I haven't held since I was 7
>>83252056
>>83252073
PORRA MAURICIO
>>83274716
Just open up your own Greggs
>>83275333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG-w-tFb5ic
>>83275391
Distinct lack of pasties and sausage rolls in there son
>>83274194
What?
>>83274888
> this costume made it to print
>>83274970
>>83275459
Cuddles and Dimples gave me adiaperfetish.
>>83258289
Had a Shepard pie w/beans on toast, had a few pints of stout at the local, left early enough to get top the chip shop for jellied eels and chips before it closed.
>>82362362
I don't know which Dennis would win, but I can tell you that Gnasher would tear Ruff to pieces.
>>83275459
Oh good lord.
>>83275005
It can happen with all sort of animals. Humans, sheep, cow, cats and dogs, and even sharks.
>>83256631
I thought it was just some fan theory bullshit, but nope
>>83249873
>dennis tames a lion and then his dad spanks him
What. Someone fucking explain this to me. Do I have to be british to understand this? Is lion taming taboo over there?
>>83275748
Seriously?
>>83275748
It's less about him taming a lion and more him leading a lion around scaring the daylights out of everybody so nobody can fuck with him
>>83275748
Dennis does something naughty so his Dad spanks him. It's pretty fucking basic m8.
>>83275772
>leading a lion around scaring the daylights out of everybody so nobody can fuck with him
I don't see the problem. Maybe they should stop pussies that get scared of tamed lions.
>>83275738
> they actually made it canon
Mad men. At least Minnie became a MILF.
>>83275772
Well you need something when you live in a nanny state that doesn't let you have guns. Dennis is a hero.
>>83275799
they don't know it's tamed
all they know is the local hellion with no regards for anything but himself has gotten his hands on a 2000 lb. death machine
>>83275799
>>83275823
Yeah man why didn't Dennis just whip out his gun and pop his pussy Dad's ass.
>>83275826
>lion is sitting there doing nothing
I don't see what they're so scared of. Even if you don't know it's tamed, it seems pretty harmless.
>>83274194
Isn't that from the one where the teacher started handing out cruel and unusual punishments?
>>83275843
Why didn't Dennis just sic his lion on his dad?
>>83275868
What are you trying to achieve here? You know damn well it's just a silly children's comic.
>>83274716
I live in New Zealand now and the cunts here can't make a decent pastie to save their lives. I cant say I feel your pain to much though because the pies here just shit all over everything in the UK
>>83275868
>it seems pretty harmless.
Well mostly harmless.
>>83251750
Britbong here, I grew up reading the Beano and let me tell you, Dennis, Ivy, Minnie, they were all utter shits.
And they got away with a lot of it to.
>>83276169
>Swizzled Swastikas!
>>83276197
>German MAD
>making fun of hitler
wait what
>>83255044
good shit right there
>>83276242
Depends when it came out
>>83276304
>quonk
>>83276306
Well it looks quite old.
>>83276242
That looks like a Scandinavian language, not German. Also it has Pinochet and Idi Amin in it so I think it's after WWII.
>>83276363
It's always funny to see how other countries parody us.
>>83276304
Tom Patterson's strips are amazing.
His latest series for Viz - Foul Mouthed Super Obese Mobility Scooter Woman - is just as good.
>>83265347
>Commando
Who's been reading the Convict Commando series here?
>>83274319
Yes.
>>83274611
You're absolutely right.
They have gotten rid of the news segment and now we have two stars in a reasonably priced car.
>>83276554
>Eva Braun with big tats and matronly physic
Noice
>>83276660
shit wrong board.
>>83276388
Desperate Dan lived in a town that was a bizarre mix of 1880s Wild West and 1980s Scotland.
>>83255563
Those aren't even the original Numskulls you casual
>>83264389
It was just normal caramel.
>>83275459
Now that's what I call a yummy mummy>tfw waiter in tea room and get to serve ladies like these all the time
>>83276169
>>83275459
Do you think that guy made a wish on the monkeys paw to get a wife that hot and those little cunts are the curse?Would you still go through with it /co/?
>>83276304
>painful prang in the poo-chute
>>83275805
And got her teeth fixed.
I love how one-gag so many of the stories could be.
>>83264032
Mate a Beano and a Freddo were 34p combined when I started reading it. Not that I ever bought Freddos, but still.
>>83249135
Don't knock calvin
It's from Viz, not the Beano.
I suppose Fleetway stuff was before most people's time here.
>>83276242
>German
Retard
>>83276815
I'd just fuck the kids.
>>83276411
Mallory is pretty great.
>>83276991
Terrific, terrific
>>83276924
Someone storytimed a fuckton of the annuals a few months back, it was fucking great.
>>83274611
The ones by Mike Pearse right?
Might storytime one of his...
>>83276924
And people tell me it's never acceptable to hit a woman
>>83277012
Yeah, I remember, I also remember when someone storytimed Valiant. Good stuff
>>83276924
I mean, you name your kid Fuss Pot and you're gonna get what you asked for.
Here we go
>>83277065
Dennis centred for once but everyone turns up.
>>83277076
>My, what a big sausage you have Mr PunchI actually saw a Punch and Judy show once, it was great fun
>>83252723
Fucking kek
>>83277168
Am I the only person who glanced at the first panel and thought it said 'Jaaah'?
>>83275868
>Thinking this hard about a children's comic
>Implying that if you were walking down the street and you saw a fucking Lion that you would stop and ascertain that it is indeed tame instead of shitting your self and doing a runner
>>83277199
Can't unsee it now.
>>83276731
Weird. In my memory of it it had a banana flavour.
But then I haven't had one since I was about 5 in '96
>>83277279
>sore botty
>>83276924
It's like a predecesor of an Animaniacs skit (Katie Ka-Boom?)
>>83277317
>Everyone getting more and more desperate not to end up with the parcel
Fucking kek'd
It always confuses me when Americans seem to think we use nonsense made up words like "fimbly" or whatever, but then I read the Beano and it all makes sense
>>83277387
Is that a tennis ball?
>>83275738
God I bet they have the angriest sex in Beanotown.
>>83277403
yes
>>83277428
Is that the fucking Vicar of Dibley?
>>83277403
Yes, he's short sighted
>>83277395
Why is Roger so based?
>>83277475
Yeah, what the fuck?
>>83277428
>Ali G
Seems like the 90s then.
>>83277428
And there we go!
>>83277475
I'm more confused about Ali G
>>83277475
>Not noticing Ali G
>>83277498
Who's the cunt to the far left ten?
>>83277475
>>83277488
And Richard Branson and Ali G
I guess they're fans.
>>83277376
Roger is the Sick Boy of this group.
>>83277475
>>83277498
>>83277501
I think the Dandy had more guest celebrity comics at the time.
>>83277512
I think its Richard Branson. No idea why it would be though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQAuIZ3_W1s
JUST
>>83276181
They didn't get away with as much in the really old comics where it was fine to show the dad beating them with a slipper.
>>83277544
Fucking hell, everything this guy does is amazing
>>83275738
>two angry shitty people get together and have angry shitty babies
Now that's love.
>>83277670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iuH2fpbHbg
Ah, the days when quoting Ai G and Austin Powers made you the king.
>>83275738
>>83275805
I was unaware of this lore.
And she really is.
>>83252578
dying
>>83277544
I love how Trumps autism just couldn't fucking handle him
>>83276121
Those things tasted like shit.
>>83277960
I'll fucking fight you, cunt.
>>83254922
MK? That's weird, i live 'ere an i wouldn't say we have that many black indian or chinese people, suppose alot of em run shops but that's it.
>>83277960
>He doesn't like pickled onion
I've got a pickled onion bag on monster munch on the go right now
I'll fucking spark you one mate, swer on me mum
>not reading VIZ
>>83254922
>That feel when at uni in Aberystwyth
>That feel when its one of the least diverse places in the UK
>That feel
>>83277955
Well, he has to keep Figaro out somehow
>>83278030
My man
>>83277948
Worth it.
This thread gave me some memories. Had a massive box of these way back when.
I miss my friends.
>>83278060
Holy shit that's a weird fandom combination.
>>83262599
The channel it comes from is great.
https://youtu.be/aPD5mHnkFqI?t=110
>It is very dangerous and may attick at anytime, so we must deal with it.
I can only guess The Viz has survived in the modern world by mostly avoiding the internet.
Their twitter is great, though.
>>83278159
Post Top Tips if you've got them.
>>83249469
> SHH(Sonic Hedgehog Gene Regulator, named after the effects a mutation in the gene had on the forming embryo of fruit flies studied by scientists; a spiky appearance under a microscope, similar to that of itsvideo game character namesake) is involved in the separation of the single eye field into two bilateral fields. Although not proven, it is thought that SHH emitted from the prechordal plate suppressesPax6which causes the eye field to divide into two. If the shh gene is mutated, the result is cyclopia, a single eye in the center of the face (Gilbert, 2000).
>>83277467
>mfw her jugs are bloody marvelous
Phhhwwooooar!
>>83278150
Honestly, it was something I requested in the drawthread after seeing this.
I've never watched SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26ZQ0xe71w
Christ, I want to read my old beano annuals now, before it went all XTREEM and they fired all the good artists.
>>83278060
Holy fuck I read it in Sid's voice
YE'Z CALLIN ME A POOF LIKE?
https://youtu.be/N26ZQ0xe71w
>>83278215
I've only gone and forgotten the bloody picture, what a silly fuckwank.
>>83278215
>When she has a smashing blouse on
>>83278258
>Filthy Rich and Claptrap
Mate, I love you
What are non Brits making of all of this?
>>83278284
*catflap, sorry, my memory slipped
>>83278334
Who cares what Johnny Foreigner thinks?
>>83278334
>this entire post
kek
>>83278527
>>83278541
saving for posterity
>>83278661
>Peter Sutcliffe
Fucking love Viz lads
>>83278699
I can't find a large res version, but they once did a comic called Harold and Fred: They Make Ladies Dead
>>83278806
>It was Ed Gein all along
lol
>>83278047hammi?
>>83255421
>We've raked in tens of pounds
>>83279020Nah senpai, sorry
>>83278237
This is art.
>>83255421
Shots fired
>>83278806
I come from Gloucester. Its fucking weird to walk down Cromwell street knowing what went on
>>83277428
Who's the one with the red nose?
Looks a little bit like Dale Winton
>>83279352
Probably Lenny Henry.
>>83279253
>Its fucking weird to walk down Cromwell street knowing what went on
It's prefectly normal to get an erection when walking past the site of muliple rapes, murders and rape-murders.
>>83271351
Panda pop instead of Um Bongo (they drink it in the Congo) but otherwise fuck yes.
>>83273744
>>83275582
Patau Syndrome, right?
>>83275823
Except this was written when you didn't need licenses for shotguns and to get a rifle/pistol all you needed to do was have a chat with a police officer.
The great meeting at last!
Gotta have my Minnie!
>>83279253
My dad always drove me past there and pointed out the place every bloody time we went to Gloucester.
>>83251106
>pretend
>>83277499
>she just fucking shits herself at the end
>>83279253
I grew up in a village where Shipman practiced, actually lived on the same street as the house he lived in.He was my grandma's GP. She said he was nice
>>83279969
>My dad always drove me past there and pointed out the place every bloody time we went to Gloucester.
Did you have a patio at home?
>>83280328
My dad worked on a construction site with Fred West when he was pretty early into his murdering spree.He had the van that he used to kidnap people at the time
>>83252761
holy shit, I'm almost positive I have a copy of this
>>83279969
That would mean he went an awkward way across town
How odd.
>>83280415
>My dad worked on a construction site with Fred West when he was pretty early into his murdering spree.
>My dad worked on a construction site with Fred West
>My dad Fred West
>>83280894
Thank fuck he isn't.
His daughter still lives in Gloucester. She changed her name but everyone knows its her.
I'd hate to live that kind of life
>>83277395
>Perhaps I should let go of the pie when I throw it
God this is great. Don't think I read this one, but I know all the characters.
>>83277395
>Shut up, you weirdo
Toots is so tsundere for Les
>>83277395
>Deathstroke has nothing on Roger the Dodger when it comes to taking out Speedsters
>>83283174
I seem to remember another strip from one of the annuals (I think it was the bash street kids one with the conker tournament) where toots had a similar conflict with Les.
You might be onto something, anon
Where does Bill Whizz rank among the speedsters of /co/?
This thread reminded me I have like 12 years worth of Beano and Dandy annuals upstairsBeano was always much better but I refused to admit it
Bash Street Kids were always the best
>>83284131
Canonically faster than the speed of light, and also himself
>>83275738
Oh jesus
>>83275738
The implications of this are fantastic. Because as kids we always think we won't be like our parents when we grown up, but when you do actually grow up and have kids of your own you realise what a little shit you were and what your parents went through
>>83262362
Brit Dennis would beat the shit out of American Dennis, no contest.
>>83254496
>>83256631
>>83275738
>You either die a Menace, or live long enough to become the dad
>>83285410
Wait, does that mean Dad Dennis' Gnasher died and that Gnasher is a new Gnasher?
>>83285472
What, you mean like one of Gnipper's puppies, thus Gnasher's grandpup?
>>83285508
Well yeah, the Gnasher in >>83285410 is a new Gnasher right? So it either has to be Old Dennis' Gnasher or Gnippers Puppy but it's been a long time and Old Dennis is, well, old, so the latter is more probable and dogs having shit lifespans means that Gnasher I (Old Dennis') is dead and that makes me sad.
>>83277563
Christ fuck. Calamity James was always so fucking disgusting. Mushrooms growing out of shit and piles of feces all over the place.
Did this cunt's art style make anyone else feel sick? He did The Banana Bunch and sometimes Minnie the Minx too.
>>83285410
Shit, Dennis' dad never used to look like that, when did they change his appearance?
>>83285795
When Dennis grew up and had a son with Minnie and now old Dennis is the dad and his son is a menace.
I guess Hitler dad is the granddad now.
"Go Granny Go" is likely dead.
Anyone ever play this?
>>83286197
Forgot pic
>>83285795
2012. It was just a redesign at the time, but it's since been retconned into what >>83285932 said.
>>83286263
>Gok Wan will never give you a makeover
It hurts to live lads ;-;
>>83285932
Is there actually any evidence to suggest that the mum is Minnie other than kinda having red hair?
>>83285701
>Tom Paterson
>cunt
>>83278284
Naaaah mate, that's them when they were doing Bottom. Have you not seen it?
>>83280415
My grandad was suspected of being the Yorkshire Ripper
One time, Dennis wasn't the figurehead of the Beano right? I remember that english version of Richie Rich, Lord Topsy or something.
Plus the little indian kid that talked-um like-um this, and three bears.
Or was that the Dandy?
>>83278258
>>83278382
For non Brits, that is Rik Mayall from the Young Ones and its spiritual successor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzWYfIBkHHs
>>83286890
You're thinking of Lorn Snooty and Little Plum
The 3 bears were also around for quite a while, I think
>>83286890
Lord Snooty. Yeah, Dennis wasn't always the figure head. The first one was Big Eggo, a big fucking ostrich. Then it was Biffo the Bear, then Dennis. I don't recall Lord Snooty or Little Plum getting the covers, though.
>>83286404
Is she still in her own strip? How does that work with the Dennis timeline?
also, would you
>>83280415
LINK!?
>>83251504
Dennis. He's top dog for a reason. I remember he'd even pick fights with the whole bash street kigs gang and win.
>>83286724
Mate, >>83277467 is Ade in Bottom, and >>83278258 is Rik in Filthy Rich & Catflap.
>>83256070
>While he was young everyone ran away from him, feared him; respected him, saw him as a force of nature.
>Now that he's old people have forgot ten about him, mock him a empty husk from his glory days
He was nice because he saw himself in that Lion anon
>>83275582
what about hedgehogs
>>83287289
>He was nice because he saw himself in that Lion anon
And now he is the lion.
The Beano truely has the deepest lore.
>>83276169
I HAVE THAT FUCKING HARDBACK BOOK ABOUT THE BEANO'S HISTORY.
Havem't read the Beano is years. Has it gone full retard like the Dandy did before it died? (Pic very much related)
>>83287494
>Simon Cowell
>Jeremy Clarkson
>NOEL FUCKING EDMONDS
What moron thought kids wanted to read abotu these tools? I don't think Noel Edmonds comics would have been a big seller even at the height of his popularity.
>>83287494
>Only £1.50
Kill me desu
>>83278535
I...it's just me or the guy first in line is her dad and looks like he's turned on?
>>83287709
>I...it's just me or the guy first in line is her dad and looks like he's turned on?
Everyone else has a spade and he's going to go barehanded.You bet he's turned on.
>>83287494
>ONLY £1.50
Fuck my life. I remember when it went up to 50p and I'd buy the Beano and my brother the Dandy.
>>83278541
Typical English parenting?
How did a country like that get so soft so quickly?
>>83287879
Still typical in some areas.
>>83287879
Keep in mind that this is from Viz, a comic mostly aimed at university students. It's not from the Beano.
>>83287879
They're Scottish m8
>>83287879
>How did a country like that get so soft so quickly?
We gace the world civilisation. We just forgot to keep some of it for ourselves.
>>83288015
They're Geordies, you dickhead. Calling Geordies Scots will get you fucking glassed.
>>83288068I'm a Smoggie so I'd get glassed anyway
>>83287973
>Keep in mind that this is from Viz, a comic mostly aimed at university students
Really? Most of the people I know who read Viz are working class scum who buy it to read on the shitter.
>>83288230
Either way, scum.
>>83275805
How do we know that's Minnie?
>>83288256
>Middlesborough
>So shit even Yorkshire doesn't want you
>>83288744
>Middlesborough
>>83288744
so shit it's most recognisable landmark is a fucking transporter bridge
>>83288865
>Middlesborough
So shit it isn't even worth learning how to spell it correctly.
>>83286404
>>83286263
She looks more obviously like Minnie in this one.
I would genuinely be slightly miffed if they say it's not her, but it's a reasonable assumption to make that it IS her - based on appearance and her behaviour.
Note the difference between original Dennis' mum and new mum (Minnie the Milf)
>>83289239
Need more art of Minnie the Milf... for verification purposes...
>>83250304
Hope we get a cameo of other Dandy characters in the new Bananaman movie.
>>83283174
>>83283710
It's a reoccurring joke in the artists comics.
>I think it was the bash street kids one with the conker tournament
Shit I have this one somewhere, need to dig it up sometime.
>>83251270
Oh snap, the more you know eh
