LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!!!!
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LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!!!!
This is Patrick.
But I'm tired!
>>83210698
Did that fag get any comeuppance for his shit?
>>83211389
For ordering a nuclear strike on American soil to deal with a problem that he created? I imagine he would at least lose his job.
WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLY?
>>83211389
I imagine he was arrested and court martialed
You go I stay no following
>>83210729
Oh, okay, alright then!
>>83211507
THEN FIRE THE GODAMN MISSILES!
>>83211429
>>83211475
I meant in the movie itself.
>>83211529
The general forced him at gunpoint to hold his position like a good soldier
We did, it didn't do shit.
>>83210698
How did one guy even have cleareanse to order a nuke. especially aimed at their home country?
>>83212373
He didn't, the missile was primed already, but the general changed his mind after Hogarth calmed down the Iron Giant.
The operators were likely on edge after seeing/hearing a battleship nearly get fucking vaporized while the "enemy" was barely scratched by anything they threw at it, so when someone yells "FIRE!" they launched it in panic.
>>83211529
The General quite literally made him stay at gunpoint to be burned up by the nuke like the rest of of the town, had the nuke actually touched down.
man, Iron Giant was such a good movie.
it was also nice seeing the general break the usual "evil ignorant military" cliche
WHERE'S THE THREAD, MANSLEY?
>>83210698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwkk2rhynq0
>>83210698
.......Ultimate Power~
We couldnt afford them
If this movie was made today, the giant would sit and brood for an hour, then fly into the missile in a crucifix position.
>>83210698
Hydra edit when?
>>83224352
>"I didn't launch the missiles...."
>>83211429
For ordering a nuclear strike on an hostile alien super-robot inmune to normal weapons?
>>83223012
that made me extremely uncomfortable
>>83224617
For not being part of the fucking military and hijacking their missile to nuke an innocent town. Here's a fun game to try. Take a non-military government job, and see how far you can walk into a military base to try and launch a nuclear missile against someone you perceive to be a threat.
>>83224303
So you would just see him T-pose in the air? I admit, that would be a bit amusing to see.
It's cool, he's just sending them to Havenrock.
>>83224689
>t. Schlomo Shekelbergstein
Anyone else here see the rerelease in theaters?
Reposting from another thread since it's semi-relevent.
>I'm reminded of the time I had a bout of insomnia one summer and it happened to be when CN was running one of their bizarre Iron Giant marathons. I watched that movie and that one magic bullet infomercial at least 10 times each
>>83211507
No One Will Ever Know.
>>83210698
I wonder if you see the giant there why order a missle strike.thats like throwing a grenade at a person thats right next to you lol
>>83212349
Might've fried a minnow...
>>83229553
guess he expect it to run i guess......maybe idk 1900s america couldnt even tie their shoes let alone make a missle to follow a giant from space
>>83229553
>panicked like the huge fag he is
>assumed the giant was enough of a national threat to sacrifice the town and the troops gathered there
>>83230020
Playing devils advocate here; What if he had been right? These things are sent out as conquerors by some unknown alien empire. 1 Giant, one world. During its relapse it showed immense potential for destruction, what if it had never recovered?
Obviously we know not even nukes can stop an iron giant, but still, the worst case scenario was pretty frightening.
>>83210726
Best post in /co/'s history
>>83231749
Newest fag in /co/'s history
