Why aren't there more monster/alien waifus /co/?
>>83179282
Dem Polygon bitches be old hat yo.
Because aliens aren't real.
>>83179308
Um
>>83179265
Sounds to me like you aren't looking hard enough my friend.
Obligatory
>>83179265
Because the men would fap to them instead of fear of.
Most of them are shit.
They usually just boil down to "Cute girl with technicolor skin and very slight deformity."
Give me some REAL monster waifus you fucks!
>>83179335
Those aren't aliens /pol/, they're just people who are less stupid than you.
>>83179347
What's mono?
>>83179389
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/mononucleosis/home/ovc-20165827
>>83179324
>>83179347
Christ. How can a sane individual look at these poorly drawn characters and immediately think to themselves, "I want to tap that."
Seriously I want to know.
>>83179347
i like fanart depictions of AT girls. friggin cute
>>83179364
>>83179364
>>83179364
Fucking A, I'm on my phone and this spooks the fuck outta me
>>83179364
Fool,you've made her more sexy!
>>83179389
makes your dick fall off.
>>83179364
I don't know how I feel about this...
>>83181683
>random edgy fanart
Just ignore it like I do. Shit like this is a dime a dozen.
>>83180782
sauce?
>>83179416
>>83179469
>>83181683
>Wanting to waifu an oppressive genocidal despot who's only goal is to eradicate all life in the entire universe
>>83182045
Yeah but she has a great ass.
>>83179364
This is hot as fuck to me, not even kidding.
For the Chaos Gods!
>>83182045
People will waifu anything once they start thinking with their dick.
>>83182684
She looks legitimately pretty cute. I dig the hairdo, plus she's a redhead.
Shame that it's a fish though, can't fuck those. Unless she's a Deep One, in which case I'd be all over her.
>>83182326
>>83182788
>>83179588
You mainly like their character designs/personality, then find flattering fan-art online to which to fap. It's not that hard to understand, we have an entire board dedicated to the subject.
>>83179364
Helloooooo. Hello. Hey there. Is anyone in?
>>83180782
I'm gonna need the source on that one
Plum is love, Plum is life.
>>83185483
>not Beth
>>83180516
I swear I've seen her before...
>>83185535
To be fair, the thread was asking about alien/monster waifus, and Plum did meet the criteria this time around.
Beth is more of a human in my eyes, anyways.
>>83182774
>Shame that it's a fish though, can't fuck those.
>cloaca
>>83185563
>>83182045
>NOT wanting to waifu an oppressive genocidal despot who's only goal is to eradicate all life in the entire universe
how could anyone resist?
>>83179364
muh dick
seriously
hnnnggg
>>83185975
An OC created by Herny
>>83186188
Well Herny is pretty cool and she makes my dick hard so I'm ok with this.
alien/"monster" girls are basically just admitting you want to go furry but think you're still normal
>>83186349
you're allowed to like more than one thing, you know.
>>83182142
>>83182171
>>83182189
>>83180380
Cute and perfect. CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>83179389
Makes you not want to work
Hard to diagnose because its practically identical to lazy asshole syndrome
>>83186386
if you're going to do anything you might as well go all the way
no point in only being half-hearted in being a degenerate
>>83186310
dat ass, I will remember to my last breath.
>>83186456
Pretty cute I guess.
>>83179265
Probably because if it were a main character there would be a slippery slope where creators of the show would feel they could get away with more sexualization or borderline fanservice because its a non human character. Or because people would complain that a cartoon character that isn't a person is too sexy.
It's like how Lola Bunny's sexiness has been scaled back in every subsequent appearance and how many shows don't draw cleavage on anyone except adults. Companies don't want anyone misunderstanding who is sexy because normal people can get uncomfortable when presented with something like Smurfette and Cheetara.
>>83182378
I was going to ask why does the Tzeentch one have Khorne horns, but I figure those were supposed to look like the Thousand Sons Egyptian crown thing.
>>83186883
>>83188602
>I will never have a sadistic, armor wearing gf who leads only to drop me on the dip
>>83179364
Still cute.
>>83179416
>>83186310
Why are her legs so sexy?
>>83190558
>>83179389
Kissing Disease...Your tonsils swell up and develop puss balls from swapping spit.
>>83179416
>You, have been chosen...GET ON YOUR KNEES and service your Dominatrix!
