ITT we post characters that we are ashamed are literally us
>narcessitic asshole
>anger and rudeness are why i cant make friends
>become a jerk to people in a vain attempt to become cool
>everyone hates me, besides one THICC chick who pity fucks me
Why is life so painful?
>>83152067
Wat
>Mfw narcissistic but kind hearted so it comes off as confidence
I just get all my anger out on here.
>>83151804
>(referring to the gem monster) So all that lashing out was just from feeling hurt and trapped for so long!
>I didn't mean to rip it up, okay? You can stop talking about me now.
>absolutely pig fucking disgusting
>wallows in self pity
>basically retarded
>pathetically clings to any affection
>foul, obscene, degenerate, twisted
>>83151858
we should meet one day
>sarcastic asshole hiding from his own feelings
>feels like a disappointment
>has a great family but doesn't fully realize the value of their companionship
...
>tfw no gf
>>83152198
Who is that character, and whats he from?
>>83151804
At least you have a grill who likes you. Hold onto her tightly and never let go.
>>83152290
that in inof itself tells you a lot about lars
>tfw The New Lars will be the one episode where he gets to do something and he'll never be given any significance again
>>83151804
>utterly forgettable
>incredibly explosive personality
>actually miserable, cries easily
>full of self-pity and self-doubt even though i also have a superiority complex
>hates people
>kind of vulgar and unhygienic
>outwardly uncaring to my partner and fear that they'll one day get fed up with my shit and just leave
>born on tuesday the 17th
>>83154961
Same bro, just be glad you have a partner, and show them affection. If your nice enough, im sure they wont leave you.
>>83153234
I know that feels bruh.
Rusty Venture
All talk, no talent, but I still barely manage. Failure is consistent, though.
Not particularly smart or talented, and overall just kind of bizarre
>>83152671
Im sorry anon, im sure you dont look that bad.
>an idiot thats ususally left in charge of dangerous equipment.
>people say my voice is good but actually terrible.
I wish I could rap
right down to being boring
>>83155753
Hey, at least you're more self-aware
For me it’s Brian Griffin – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>83155996
Calm down there man, you might cut yourself on the edge.
>>83155753
Who is that?
Probably for better and for worse
>>83156708
peanut butter gamer
>always the butt of the joke
>horrible luck
>beta trying to be alpha
>people laugh at my painhuge penis
>>83156831
r u a girl?
if so, r u in london
>low self esteem
>borderline problem drinking
>willing to put up with the shit of more talented/moral people at my own expense because I don't think I deserve success
>don't even have a Marci to domme fuck me
>>83155637
Gene's actually pretty talented when he has focus (which is rarely). Even Bob thought Electric Love was good.
>>83158538
LONDON
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>>83154380
its a chick from oshiete galko chan
>>83154380
http://myanimelist.net/character/137160/Otako
>>83154721
hueh.
>>83151804
I'm the hero here and I have never done anything wrong in my entire life
>hotheaded
>irrational
>tries too hard at things that don't matter, doesn't try for the things that do matter
>physically below-average
The only upside is that I can bring the bantz.I don't have an Eileen, though. That hurts the most.
>>83151804
This isn't me.
I act pretty warm around people, and actually socialize pretty well.
I'm just an obsessive loser on the inside, who goes on 4chan all day after I get off of work.
>>83151804
>>83162352
When I read this post I literally thought you were implying all of 4chan acts like this.
Woops.
>>83162288
>doesn't try for the things that do matter
What are these things that you "don't try for", that actually matter to you?
I'm actually curious.
>poor social skills
>masochistic as fuck
>inexplicable retard strength that causes me to break things a lot
>sweaty
>I had this weird obsession with centaurs as a kid
I haven't read this shit in years, but this guy disturbed me, how much like me he is.
>>83152671
>>83156831
Please be in Boise
>>83154961
>actually has a partner
you're better off than most people in this threadincluding myself
>>83162509
>currently a talentless, jobless suburbanitestill living with his parents at 22
>should try to GIT_GUD.jpg at something, ANYTHING
>want to
>NEED to
>I just fucking don't
I have recently acquired an interest in anything mechanicalthanks to /k/ and /o/. I'm enrolled in college, gonna start in August. But it just doesn't feel like anything but spinning my wheels. I think I need to get the hell outta town.
>capricorn
>shitty retard stoner that some people can find likeable because of my burnt out quirkiness but most people just find me annoying
>high faith in spiritual beliefs
>anger problems
>like capable of being really fucking nasty and destructive and can fuck up all of my relationships and my own life within a single day and holy shit I hate myself
>but I'm also pretty happy a lot of the time, I love life and I love seeing the beauty in it
>I'm fine if I got weed/lots of time and space to be by myself and relax, and things are going the way I want them to
>messy hair
>spend a lot of time on the beach
>sorely lacking in character; a joke
>>83155996
So basically your a dumbass who thinks he's hot shit?
>frustrated artist
>working a day job at a burger joint
>comes off terse and antisocial
>actually bummed about where his life is at
(I flatter myself by mentioning I'm better at what I love to do than Squidward is at playing clarinet)
>>83155996
Wow! You've even got the arrogant iconoclast douchebag attitude! You really are Brian! I fucking hate Brian. Punch yourself in the face.
Sadly, I am just like Hasty Pudding: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>83156102
>>83165476
>>83165611
People still fall for this?
I constantly notice stolen pizzas.
>>83151858
There's nothing shameful about that. He reminds me of myself actually
>>83151804
Do you love Tiger Millionaire?
>monotone voice
>rarely smiles
>surrounded by idiots
I keep being called Daria by friends and strangers alike.
I'm not ashamed.
>>83151804
>Nobody made the "Wicked sense of humor" joke
Waste of a thread, desu
>tfw in any cartoon/franchise/fictional universe there are no characters similar to me because I would be a really boring character
pic related
>>83167113
have you perhaps realized that you are the idiot?
I'm sure there's more to my existence than being a cartoon character
>>83167395
don't kid yourself
>>83164124
Dude, don't worry, this is my exact situation to a T, but I wouldn't recommend moving out of town unless you have an actual idea of where you wanna go, and not just "I wanna move out to get out." I tried that an failed hard and now I'm picking up the pieces. I may not know you, and it might seem rude to impose and tell you what to do, but I just don't want you to make a mistake you may not recover from yet.
>>83167185
someone did
>>83155996
>>83152198
Same. It's suprising what you can get away with when you do it with an unforced smile
>had a shitty mom growing up
>grew up in crime filled neighborhood and hate criminals
>kept journals
>kind of hard to get along with for being a blunt asshole>killed a dog oncebecause it bit my friends arm and wouldn't let go. Still feel shit about it
To relate able. Especially the part when his mom said she should of gotten an abortion. Hit too close to home.
At least I have better hygiene and a small group of friends still.
>not nearly as smart as he thinks he is
>skinny, neurotic, selfish and with severe confidence issues
literalmente yo
>>83162579
I wouldn't say he had poor social skills, he was just extremely obsessive.
A friend pulled up a random ep of gravity falls where the fat dude gets a gf, but before that he was hiding in his room from the sun, struck too close to home. Got a gym membership the next day.
>>83167521
Thanks for the advice, anon. I actually really appreciate that. I'll take it into consideration.Good luck in your future endeavors, dude.
ranty, rambly, incredibly overly-verbose at all times both online and off like i need to get out every thought that ever crosses my mind and to say any less for any reason is like constant pain. seems like a stupid asshole as i vent 24/7 but is actually an extra-squishy emotional marshmallow on the inside that wants to be cool and do big things but never does.
m-maybe someday, eh, karkat
>>83168796
sounds more sensible than most crazy dreams people have, my dude. just be ready to have 100 foot thick iron skin if you wanna work in culinary and move to NY
>>83165870
It's summer anon.
>>83168796
If you like cooking and paying too much for a tiny apartment
>>83168924
>>83168993
I can handle yelling and junk but my main problem is my focus.
Since we are grading our worst qualites i would have to say that i am.
>Unfocused
>Lack personal self worth
>to much of a day dreamer
>Kinda lazy if i dont do something that i don't desire or really want to do or feels like it doesnt deserve the effort
>Stubborn
>Bad temper
But regardless, thank you for the compliment.
I hope to share a appartment with my GF or even move into her parents place if money is tight
>Actually an optimistic fellow
>Skinny lanky and energetic
>Thinks the best of people and wants to chill with everyone
>Just has fun and things turn out alright
I am so ashamed. Oh /co/...
I dunno any charecter that's happy go lucky and first to try something new in the group, but gets sad when there's no one around and retreats to fiction no real emotional connection with my family or friends I just smile and joke so they think everything is good.
>>83151804
And you can't even spell narcissistic
>>83168870
sorry, you'll never amount to anything more than being dave's girlfriend
this was me, and I hated it
>>83151804
Get a life Nicholas, nobody likes your tournaments.
>>83162579
I wish I was in Boise.
I really, really liked Equius.
You sound like my kind of guy.
what if we try this the other way around
we post our traits and the next poster assign us a character
I'll start
>poor healt but rarelly ill
>Skeleton tier skiny and kinda look like a hobo
>tecnically Neet but handyman of the neigborhood
>lazy as fuck
>college drop out
>Hardcore procastrinator
>>83168977
Only in the northern hemisphere. Check your privelege.
#southernhemisphereshaming
>>83151804
>manipulative, kinda frequently overlook's others' feelings/emotion
>oneitis
>capable of fucking shit up, never realize how much damage I can do to a person until its done
>grumpy
>really likes leaves
>have held myself back and tied myself down unnecessarily in the past
>just got out of a pretty intense and very fuckedplatonicrelationship
I walk around on campus barefoot in the warm months, and relate hard to the vaguely irritated barista/retail Lapis pictures.
>dropped out of high school
>prefer keeping my head down whenever possible
>a bit of a coward sometimes
>not all that good looking
>tries to keep friends together even when things look bad
>still gets extremely pissed when boiling point is reached
The only difference is that despite dropping out Herman is still an amazing engineer while I most certainly am not
