>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contract_Nullification

no or no

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Hearing

The Avengers. The X-men's large roster size would help increase my survival somewhat until years end.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wing_Manifestation

To be honestly, I'd rather have an internship with the JSA.

>>83126841
kek

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Absorption
>Air Absorption/Vacuum Creation.
Hot damn, sounds good. I'd rather intern as a grunt to get into Magneto's Brotherhood.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Precognitive_Dreaming

Actually, that's kind of eerie, I've gotten flashes of deja vu all my life. I'd go with the X-Men internship only because I'm way too old to be a Teen Titan (old enough that if I'd had a kid in my last year as a teen, they'd be old enough to join the Titans themselves).

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Attacks

I'm fucked wherever I go but Teen Titan.

At least then I won't be a disgusting muttie.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronokinetic_Constructs

Making shit out of "time" is too fucking abstract bullshit. Rerolling.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Vortex_Creation

Son of a... I guess I could be a D-List X-Man.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unplottable_Magic

Yeah, fuck the hero gig. But if Batman or Stark want to pay me to keep their shit secret, by all means.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morality_Manipulation

Well that's terribly OP so I join the X-Men as one of those background omega level mutants that's only used for gags. Unless I'm caught unawares as the school explodes or stepped on by a sentinel, I make it to the Avengers and put everyone out of a job by making all the evil people good.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irony_Inducement i join the teen titans but then i end up becoming an avenger?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Empowerment

>>83127404
>Also called
>Maturation Empowerment

I misread that.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I'mma stay with the X-Men. And I'm fine.

>>83126721
>Fission Inducement
thats actually kind of neat. sounds more like a power in one piece though, ehh sign me up for the titans

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization

Titans.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization?useskin=oasis

Holy shit did I hit the jackpot. This is going to a piece of cake internship, and there is literally not a single fight I could lose as an Avengers as long as someone doesn't have a mongoloid-ray on them

>>83127475
>sounds more like a power in one piece though,
Like most things on that site. It's retarded as hell.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vision_Of_Life

I can just live in the Titans' basement so I can resurrect everybody that dies every other mission.

And then get killed myself within a month when the writers realize how stupid that would be.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction

Rolled a dice, got a 5. So it is master level Possibility Reconstruction. Doesn't really matter which 1 I join and which 1 I intern for. I can just reality warp it to the other it things get boring for one of them.

>>83127448
Now I may be wrong, but I think you fucked up.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supertasking

I think I'll do all right as a weirder niche character. Although picking a name will be problem since Taskmaster is already taken.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation

So I get to play god? Sounds pretty good to me.

>>83127589
Ahem. So I did. I guess I picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Guardian

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Form_Manipulation

Do I even really need to be on a team? Titans I guess.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortal_Cloning

Nice. I'll definitely go Justice League, much more heroic, much less soap opera.

I'd prefer X-men to the Teen Titans but boring is probably better than dead.

>>83127694

Also, fuck joining any teams when I'm god. I can create my own if I want.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathogen_Manipulation

Nah man, the Sentinels kill me.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry
>Milk Mimicry
Oh for fucks sake. I'm probably literally eaten by the blob, so I guess I'll go titans and hope I at least get an honorable death being decapitated by Slade or something.

>>83127785
Anon, you do realize the soul purpose of the Titans is to die on double-page spreads, right?
With the X-Men if you last a year you'll be relegated to Wallpaper status.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Whip_Generation

I'll do fine. Hell, I'd probably make a great team with Raven.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wish_Embodiment
....huh
Can I grant my own wishes?
It doesn't specify.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerial_Communication

>non combat ability
>have to choose between the X-Men or the Teen Titans, both notorious for getting their noncombatants killed

fuck this, I'm going solo

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>>83127991
Some of them end up with a fate worse than death.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Head_Physiology

JUST

I'll just fit right in with the rest of the fucking X-Men losers.

jesus christ

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers

Fuck X-Men and Teen Titans, i'll become a villain

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

Holy shit

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Beam_Emission

So is this just shootin shit or any type of variation possible?

also X-men

>>83126721
>that Romeo and Juliet advert
SYMBOLISM

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Element_Manipulation

Cool as fuck , I get to be a paladin and purify the earth and banish evil

teen titans for sure

Banish the fuck out of trigon or die and resurrect trying

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Inducement
I mean, I'll probably survive

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Restoration

>fix issues in the timeline.
>join the Teen Titans
>Become the guy who cleans up all the Flash's fucking messes.

Call me Kid Quo. Or something equally dumb. I'll just fix timeline problems when shit goes all Flashpoint Paradox.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind
Doesn't matter but I'd go with Titans because they seem less depressing to be around.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Gravity?useskin=oasis
Seems pretty neat, and op. I guess I'd join the Avengers, but only do I can get the chance to wear that sweet X-men uniform

>>83126841
CHOOSE MARVEL
FIND SPIDERMAN

>>83126721
>Immortality bestowal
>Do you survive
Fuck yeah. Everyone will protect me so I will grant them immortality after the years end.
And I pick xmen/avengers.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanding_Energy_Bolts
I'll be a Teen Titan, this shit is more rare in DC. It would probably be hard not to kill people with it though.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dust_Manipulation
Sounds simply handy at first. Like "Oh boy, I can clean my house super easy now!"
But reading it it's a legit power with a fair amount of showmanship.

Titans, I can not and ill not be assed to go to pro-mutie rallies.

Psychic Falsification
Power/Ability to:

Alter information received by psychics.
X-men internship. Guess ive got it r-right guys?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lifeless_Continuation

>>83126721
Sigh. Great.

Thanks OP.

Now I got a new ship on my hands...

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Wave_Emission
Sure, why not? Also internship at the Teen Titans

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Resistance
I'll hook up with the Titans so I can join the Justice League. It's time for maximum determination.

>>83126721

I pick X-Men

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Dependent_Physiology

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

So I'm basically a god. An all-knowing, invincible god. I'll join the Teen Titans. They seem to be more accustomed to people with great, non-science related powers like mine. I also may relate to someone like Raven.

I got the powers of this guy

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OUrz4CtGuOM

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Copper_Manipulation
Eh, can't I use this to find copper and get rich instead?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection

Avengers, this power screams X-men to me. I think i could survive, though this is the kind of power that might get me pulled into X-force, which would not help my odds.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Embodiment

I could probably pull off a cool team up with the Hulk. I'm fine with macking on mutant women for a year. I just have to worry about orgasming. Xavier could probably even give me the proper tutelage so I can prevent my hatred from consuming me then Banner could teach me to always keep some hatred 'in the pocket'.

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>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Physiology

Oh god, I became a touhou. I won

>Energy Matter Manipulation

>The user has control over a substance with the properties of both energy and matter.

>The user can convert any energy and/or matter to this energy-matter substance.

Fuck it, I could easily hang with the heavy hitters in the JLA.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Handicapability?useskin=oasis
Join the X-Men and hit leadership status in no time

>>83126721

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Perception

>The power to perceive destiny. Sub-power of Destiny Manipulation and Causality Perception. Variation of Precognition.
>Capabilities

>The user can sense the fate of themselves and others: they can see if they, or others, are meant to be loved, hated, rich, poor or even meant to die.

>Users of this can also see whether they or others are fated to be good or evil.


I foresee my own death, right? Just after I walk through the doo-

>>83127330

You could always join Alpha Flight.

>>83126721
>Memory Manipulation
So I guess I can like, Loony Tunes memories out of thin air?
So I just go around dropping rollercoasters and airplanes and shit on people?

I mean, I imagine I survive, but I'd probably end up with the misfit bunch who all have stupid/dangerous powers.

>>83126841
>join Justice League
>follow Constantine around and nullify his contracts

:^)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nano-Active_Blood

NANOMACHINES

That said, I guess the TT would suit me.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Embodiment
yeah i'd just fuck all the supervillains

>>83130113

your a horrible person

i love it

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>>83130244
>yeah i'd just fuck all the supervillains

>>83127319

Stow it, flatscan.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rhythm_Intuition

I'm the whitest black person in the world. I'm quitting this before I start.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defense_Break
Holy shit, I can kill everyone.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment?useskin=oasis
What can I do with this?

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumption_Psychometry
I'ma stay in DC with this one. I probably survive because with this power I probably never leave the crime lab or whatever the hell the Titans call it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Sweet. I get to be a super paladin and smite evil. Justice league.

>>83130369
Become the world's best microbiologist.

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>>83128202

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Lordship

well then

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Sustenance
meh depends on how op the writers make me.

>>83127354
Then the good people turn in you because "it should be their choice to be good", and status quo prevails.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

I'd join and found the Justice League of Avengers and marry WinterWing.

>>83130474

>>83128398
we should team up

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment
da fuck is this? really? i'm the most realistic/pessimistic person i know, and positive power is just total shit.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion

There is already too much time fuckery in the X-Men, so I'm going with the Titans.
Also I would name myself either Rewind or Back Track.

>>83131358

You lack imagination,frankly if i'm reading this correctly this could be pretty damn op. Also your a faggot who will never achieve happiness.

>>83126721

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force-Field_Wall_Generation

I'm not particularly strong or skilled at combat but I can help others who are.

Strong support ability at the least. At it's most mundane I can prevent harm to others or myself, at a high level of skill I suppose I could use my barriers to hold things in place or trap foes, stop an object from causing further arm within another's body or even suffocate fires, and cause bodily harm by encasing internal organs in forcefields etc.

>>83131358

Maybe your power is the absorption of negative emotions and energies and thats how you make people positive and happy. By simply being yourself. faggot

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ancestral_Evocation

I'd pick Avengers and I dunno if I'd survive the X-men, but meh I like what I got I'd honestly like to stay there and become a history teacher.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reactive_Adaptation

Well, huh. Instantly adapting to tolerate our counterbalance whatever you're up against? I like this. Wonder how I'd fair against Galactus?

Think I'll go with the X-men. I don't want to have to look forward to dealing with Batman's issues..

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Splitting
Niggas, I ain't dying. TT/JL it is.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities?useskin=oasis
Huh, well that's a whole lot of nothing.

>>83131492
Happiness can be only achieved with tons of money, u fucktard.
>>83131568
And this power is fucking useles for me. Why the hell do I need to make other meatbags happy.
You guys damn idiots.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Breath
>The user is able to manipulate the life-force in their lungs in a way that allows them to shape it into bursts, streams, spheres or mist of life-force from the mouth.
May I join JSA instead of Titans?

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over?useskin=wikiamobile&cb=2260

This power really seems like something that a person that the JLA or the Avengers would be fighting against would have.

>>83126721
I would rather be in the JL but I gotta go Xmen cause my powers are basically useless.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Creature_Creation

Can I get internship for Nextwave?

>>83126721
No because I got sharpshooting as a power and every dumbfuck in comics hates killing.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vaewolf_Physiology

This sounds like an incredibly stupid donut steel, can I just stay home?

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Sup muggas. My mutant power is trick arrows.

Glad to be here.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trick_Arrows

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Embodiment
FUCKING YES. TREMBLE MY POWER, WORMS! WAR ITSELF IS COMING FOR YOU!

>>83131990

> if i ain't filthy stinking rich i can't be happy

That's Bullshit friend, and if you believe that i can honestly say i feel sorry for you.

>>83132255
Ares returns to the avengers at last? Or are you taking Wonder Woman's job?

>>83132255
Dove is gonna passively kick your ass.

>>83132513
I'D PREFER TO BE KHORNE EMBODIMENT OF WAR. ARES IS PATHETIC WEAKLING AND DISGUST ME.
>>83132584
GIRL CAN DO NOTHING IF I SEND ALL THE SOLDIERS TO SIMPLY KILL HER.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Resurrection
holy shit i'm way too fucking OP to ever use my power more then once as i'm dying in order to save my friends or some dumb shit

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisible_Energy_Manipulation

I'd join the JL their citizens appreciate them more

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Creation
xmen

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chemical_Reaction_Immunity
Survive: yes
Do anything: no

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
>Say I'm gonna die
>Become immortal
>Say I'm gonna lose
>Win at everything forever
>Compliment my enemies sarcastically
>They are now weak as shit.
I can be the strongest, most pessimistic hero ever.

It doesn't matter which one I pick. I just WIN

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

But I would probaly select DC just to fuck with certain people.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Loyalty_Empowerment?useskin=oasis

My powers basically boil down to being believed in. I'll join the X-men and build a fan base from there. Once I'm an Avenger I'll get even more famous making me even more powerful.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difficulty_Manipulation

Either or. As long as I keep things easy for myself and hard for people fighting me. However I'd probably be killed in an event because the writers have no idea how to create conflict for this kind of character.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnifarious?useskin=oasis
The Avengers do need a shape shifter, but Jean would try to turn me gay. JL it is and I could study under Plastic Man.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation
>The power to create a realm of nonexistence and absolute nothingness
Hmmm

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Manipulation

The power is so Marvel but I'd rather join the Justice league and Teentitans

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Scrying

As long as they never make me go into the field, maybe.

>>83126721
>Tim Drake
>Jubilee

Huh. I never knew I sailed this ship before now. Thanks, Anon.

Anyway...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cnidarian_Physiology

Huh, sounds neat. Also sounds like the kind of power a dude has to look really cool for a panel before dying in order to prove that the situation is serious. So, no, I don't survive my internship in the X-Men/Teen Titans.

Too bad...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vegetable_Fairy_Physiology

chop my life into pieces

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warp_Energy_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Checkmate.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundless_Inner_World

Fuck i get lucky with this shit. I'm pretty sure i can't die, unless some serious shit goes down. This feels like more of a marvel thing, but ima say DC. Take a spin in the Titans, make Trigon my bitch.

> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Opposition

I'm the Reverse-Everybody. I'll do a year in each's camp.

>>83126721

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prehensile_Skin

I don't even survive the orientation video.

>>83135888

you have got to be shitting me. Fuck, you lucky bastard. Well you'd probably just be an average psycher, its not like your guaranteed to be the Emprah.

>>83126721
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
Nope. Writers will try to kill me in a few months. With a high possibilty of turning me into a villain or a tool for one. Or, if I'm lucky, I'll be sent into cosmic shit.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Immunity
After a brief internship with the xmen and bailing out on the avengers I decide to fuck up thanos and marry death even though I'm a fag, I also get the infinity gaunlet but trade it for some hulk gloves because they make funny sounds

oh and I ask my waifu to bring uncle ben back to life in exchange of being able to penetrate peter's boypussy whenever I want

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>>83126721
>Will you survive?
>I roll Immortal Cloning
Bow down to your new fucking leader, bitches! I literally can't die. The X-Men are as good as dead.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortal_Cloning?useskin=oasis

>>83135888
>>83135529
Bam! Ya done day one.

>>83133929
oh wow youre rick sanchez

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Shield_Construction

MY lust for Dick Grayson is stronger so I will join the teen titans

I also want the power to teleport since DC severely lacks it

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reanimation

Probably go chill with dr strange or fate depending on the universe I got.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Slayer

I sound pretty badass. Maybe I will be able to hook up with some of the sluts in the Titans.

>>83131201
I want to team up too!!!
>>83137485

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aversion

For fuck sake

>>83130369
Become an agent of The Divided

>>83132584
Until he beats in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

>>83126721
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Compression


ayy