Hype for Steven Floats edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ Gem Drill
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://mega.nz/#!288jxRZb!2HwdCtrWNucBKDhbmB-S5ua2W6C9xWJkfVHhsaaZVsE
>Barn Mates/Hit The Diamond THESE ARE THE NEW EPISODES RIGHT HERE DON'T ASK FOR IT IN THE THREAD
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for Lapis is lying about everything
Comfy /sug/
Do gems have strong legs?
>>83032189
She may but u belive Bob us trustworthy no yes?
Bitch lapis is best lapis.
Pills are fun.
Lapis is only good because she is fuckable
Reminder.
>>83032175
Xth for dick squad lapis is canon.
LION AROUND
Claim your Rubyfu here
Note: Punished is taken
>>83032175
Love Triangle Arc incoming
First Lapis fought Peridot over her barn, than she fought Peridot over her Steven, now she must fight Peridot over her Amethyst too
>>83032228
>Liking lapidot
Fuck you anon.
I want Greg to get Jasper pregnant.
>>83032228
They call back to it when mentioning gifts in the new episodes
>>83032211
Yes. They can fall from very high places and not break their legs.
![Steven.Universe.S03E05.Hit.the.Diamond.720p.WEBCap.x264-SRS.mkv_snapshot_02.48_[2016.05.21_19.20.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JH58AaO.jpg "Steven.Universe.S03E05.Hit.the.Diamond.720p.WEBCap.x264-SRS.mkv_snapshot_02.48_[2016.05.21_19.20.54].jpg")
>>83032237
I want the one with the Invisible Gem
Reminder that Pearl is for suffering.
>>83032224
Ugly Lapis would be the most hated character of all SU.
>>83032253
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much moreexcept maybe breaking the tape recorder, nobody's perfect
>Ruby and Sapphire break up
>Ruby and Lapis hook up
y/y
>>83032247
I already posted best ship in the OP, don't worry.
>>83032263
Reminder that Steven will make Pearl happy. So very, very happy.
>>83032275
BITCH GOT BLUEBERRY FEVER.
>>83032275
What time does the episode air?
>>83032280
Yes he will
>>83032263
Now you listen here u lil shit. Enough of Pearl suffering. You post this shit one more time and I will fucking punch you so hard that your fucking head will be inside of your body.
Lady of the sea
Happy as can be
I can't help but wonder
If she'd be happier with me.
So from what we've seen so far, Ruby and Sapphire can barely keep it together when they unfuse, before going crazy from staying separated for longer than a couple of minutes.
I'm guessing one of the future episodes is gonna revolve around them being unfused and trying to work out their codependency issues. Moral of the message being "you can love someone with all of your heart, body and soul, but sometimes you have to give each other some space, being together all the time isn't quite healthy".
>>83032158
I find that pretty likely too. She's been pretty selfless lately so it seems like the next step to do
>>83032275
WHERE IS THE FANART OF LAPIS IN SHORTS!?
>>83032175
We're back, baby!
>>83032228
Daily reminder that statistically 1 in 5 Lapisfags will commit suicide
Lapisfags report in and let's figure out who it's gonna be
>>83032273
she's a rude bitch who doesn't deserve pity.
>>83032231
This comic is so dumb yet it makes me laugh everytime i see it.
>>83032299
It's the truth, accept it.
>>83032327
Can confirm, I'm already dead
>>83032302
I doubt it. Ruby and Sapphire is the self insert for Sugar and Ian's relationship.
>>83032222
who drew this?
will the french stream be as fucking terrible this time
>>83032348
Ur mum
instead of lapidot, how aboutjaspis
>>83032188
Wow. Hurtful.
https://www.firstonetv.eu/en/stream//fr/42
What time starts the episode?
>>83032364
Screw that, let's postJaspeven
>>83032364
I'd be perfectly happy with this.
I'd be even happier with pic related.
I need a gif of Nuby Ruby turning and being confused.
>>83032362
get the fuck outta my thread right now
>>83032327
I might kill myself if I fail algibrah in collage this year.
>>83032237
Tard ruby pls
how many seasons until the plot becomes pic related?
Do we have synopsis for Steven Floats?
Jasper a shit! A SHIT!
Thanks satan she is dead now
>>83032383
Don't you talk to me or my son's mom ever again.
>>83032228
>all of those triangle and rhombus shapes on Pierre
This wasn't an accident and you know it.
>>83032237
nice one >>>>> ninja one
So why did Yellow Diamond send the stupid ass retarded Ruby squad? Who's she gonna send to find them?
So if Ruby are stupid are Peridots annoying?
>>83032373
2:20 local 4chan time (this means my post should be at 10:40 for you)
that stream will likely get overloaded like yesterday however, it's not build to handle 10k viewers
also xth for I DON'T WANT YOUR GARBAGE
>>83032397the title is literally the synopsis. Steven gets a little too eager to get to the big donut in a hurry and unlocks a new power
I'm hoping he'll see that beach city has become all fucked up due to clusterquakes, or maybe even occupied by homeworlders searching for Jasper
I would have forgiven Lapis breaking the tape recorder if she'd like, thrown it to the ground quickly or just gone 'leave me alone already', but calling it garbage was so unbelievably malicious. After Peridot explained how much the item meant to her, christ.
Steven went too easy too, and how convenient that the Rubies happened to come in for Lapis to half ass her water powers and save the day.
>>83032405
sorry ma'am , won't happen again
>>83032405
Don't tall to me or my wife's son ever again
>>83032436
not like peridot has ever called a gift "trash"
>>83032423
They're efficient. Task oriented. Peridot's just gone native.
>>83032201
DID SOMEONE SAY COMFY?
>>83032414
Cause she doesn't give a fuck there's proyally a bigger threat homeworld is dealing with which our favorite gems are going to have to deal with! :^]
When/what's gonna be the episode where Steven shows Lapis around Beach City?
>>83032451
NO STOP THIS IS NOT REVELANT ANYMORE
>>83032436
Yes but on the other hand Peridot should have taken the fucking hint the first twelve times she tried to get her to like her.
Also who unironically cares about peridot anymore? She has devolved into a fucking meme
>KAPOWIE
Alright guys, we all know last episode was an excuse to see Garnet unfused again.
Let's make up new reasons for seeing Ruby and Sapphire again in next episodes.They break up, forever. One of them gets tired of shit and the other gets very depressed for it. This episode will serve for kids to learn to deal with rejection. Ruby and Sapphire will be separated for the rest of the series.
>>83032431
Someone should turn Lapis destroying the recorder into that Card Crusher meme.
>>83032451
Cute!
I hate all ships. Mostly the steven X gems ships.
>>83032436
Barn Mates was a bit of a weird episode because Steven kinda didn't really regard Lapis' point of view very much. Like, fair enough on Peridot's side, but seriously Steven, you thought a pool for Lapis would be a good idea? But I guess Steven was just really certain about how he felt about Peridot and just really wanted them to be friends.
Can't wait to see more Lapis and Peridot interactions. It's only just beginning.
>>83032467
>wanting Garnet to unfuse
End yourself
>>83032445
has she broken it in front of someone else?
>>83032466
>using meme as some sort of criticism
lapis is also pretty bad too le dick squad bob am i right?
>>83032451
>sleeping together before marriage
SLUTTY POO IN THE LOO
L
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>>83032463
MAKE /SUG/ COMFY AGAIN
>Ruby and Sapphire just flirting
>>83032175
why was https://kat.cr/user/misseps/ randomly removed from the op? it's the first place where steven floats will get uploaded in eng
>>83032467__________________________________________________________________no___________________________
>>83032503
>>83032483
Steven sees the best in everyone and he wants everyone else to see it, too. Lapis was totally in the right to be angry with Peridot but she wouldn't even give her a chance to apologize.
Of course, it doesn't help that Peridot is legitimately autistic.
>>83032392
Nobody here is old enough to remember that game, Anon.god I'm old
>>83032472
Full context.
>>83032472
this would work as a clear trans man metaphor but it would absolutely require a gem to integrate into earth and love men so much they'd want to be one. rose was actually like this in a way, except with pregnancy.yfw jasper
>>83032504
Rubymatsu-san
I love it.
>>83032519
Yeah. Both Peridot and Lapis were in the wrong and it was just about clearing it up a little bit. It's not like much got accomplished, apart from Lapis giving her a small chance for Steven's sake.
I am still a major lapiz faq, I want tocuddle her
>>83032493
>kapowie
>runs around like an animal on all fours
>tried to hide in a box
>I'm the leader of the crystal gems
Naw fuck neo peridot. She has turned from what could have been a halfway decent character into absolute garbage. I'm glad someone didn't just go along with her for once and brought her down a peg.
>>83032504
guys be honest
if you could turn SU into a fully fledged anime, which means you could be a little ruder with the dialogue, not have to worry or pander to the children and get some amazing anime like dbz fights, would you?
>>83032175
Anyone got a link to a site that has one of them countdowns to the airing of Steven Floats?
>>83032557
>neo
you're just digging your own grave here
>>83032529
>shitty genderbend episode incoming
What's PriyankaxArmstrong called? Dr. handy?
Man, Rubies are dumb.
>>83032504
Fag Ruby is Todomatsu, right?
>>83032542
>this would work as a clear trans man metaphor
That's what people told Matt when he made his first tweets about "male Gems", but obviously he didn't realise that.
>>83032557
I'm pretty sure she's been slowly having a severe mental breakdown since Jailbreak.
>>83032392
>>83032526
I did not play it back then, but I really tried last year, it did not age well at all, the UI, the controls, it was horrible
Unfortunate though, because I could totally see the appeal
>>83032572
Nice rebuttal. Last (you) you'll get out of me.
>>83032505
Sorry dude, just copy and pasted what was in the other thread.
I can't seem to access the site though.
>>83032472
>...though we haven't seen that happen in the series yet
>in the series
>yet
>>83032586
matt is an idiot we all know that
>>83032569
we already got lapiss to say "sucks"
>>83032519
In the end, Peridot was wrong for enforcing YD and taking her back to earth.
Lapis is wrong for not understanding that a little Peridot shouldn't have to die to protect a gem she never met.I'm a Lapisfag, I just understand shite like this is unfair for Peridot
>>83032575
LETS HOPE NOT ANON
>>83032584
Of course. What other Matsu would she be?
Where is the derpo Ruby's gem? The back of her fucking knee?
>>83032557
>Neo
You need to leave, immediately.
>>83032526
Yeah, I remember that game as well.You are reminded that Star Control 3 isn't a figment of your imagination.
>>83032576
Adultery
>>83032569
I feel like it not being an anime is 90% of the show's charm.
>>83032578
And Peridots are obnoxious.
>>83032606
is sucks a naughty word?
>>83032569
yes anon i would prefer SU to be better in every way ...
I remember a time when Steven would go out to do things with humans, and just before he left, we would see the gems doing mundane and unimportant things in the house, like trying to set up the stools.
I doubt we will see small things like this in the upcoming human episodes, and it angers me more than it should.
>>83032608
peridot apologized whereas lapis just went 'are you ok?' because she's above apologies.
>>83032557
so , V8 when?
>>83032569
Define "fully fledged anime"
>>83032580
lets see, the lived 5000 years in pearls basement
she has no friends
ahe has no hobbies
she is needlessly mean
she hates normie gems
she did not wash herself in all the time
she hates sports
she is basically a female version of /r9k/
>>83032608
How was Peridot wrong? She said she only needed Lapis to come because she knew about Earth, she wasn't going to keep her there.
Why was Peridot given equipment that included an energy rifle and enabled flight while the Rubies got nothing?
>>83032597
yeah i assumed it must have happened a few threads ago. just helps clean up the thread so people don't flock here like seagulls and then end up with dolphin porn
I thought about it a lot, and I've decided that Hit the Diamond is my favorite comedy episode. The jokes were on point, the character interactions were consistently entertaining, every character had a great moment, and funny new outfits. Plus it expanded on the overarching story of Homeworld vs Earth
Barn mates is up there too, if only for Bitch lapis
Post more images of Pearl suffering
>>83032569
>not have to worry or pander to the children
>anime
Do you really think all those upskirt shots are a matter of artistic integrity.
Manchildren are the most lucrative children of all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeqLNGAVqK4
Obsidian when? Also what gems best fit the other Cobras?
Does he want it?
Lapis should move to Jersey since they all hate the Earth, too.
>>83032660
She made it herself, Peridots seem like a technician caste.
>Steven Universe
>>83032578
>Peridot in a skirt
I WANT
>>83032575
fuck no. fuuccccckkkkkk noooooo
What if air on earth drives gems batshit crazy? The more time Peridot spends here the crazier she gets. It applies to other gems too.
>>83032606
>Lapis may know what fellatio is
I choose to believe that she in fact does, and its not that she just heard the word somewhere else and figured out how to use it through context clues!
>>83032237
Nice Ruby is best ruby
>>83032640
I miss that too. I don't know why people think of the quieter episodes as 'filler' when what they do is set up the world beyond just the Gems and depict what is at stake and why the CGs fight.
Somehow as annoying as Lars but also more endearing
How does Sugar do it?
>>83032526
okay well, for the uninitiated, there's a looming threat from an evil empire of spidery-tentacly aliens (consisting of two totally distinct castes who hate each other), and the goal of the game is to zoom around your corner of the galaxy collecting resources and making allies until you have what you need to take them on. Some of the allies you make don't seem at first like they could ever possibly be allies.
Point is, I want crazy space adventures and meeting other alien races oppressed by (or at full-on war with) Homeworld
>>83032670
>>83032660
We don't know that the Rubies had nothing, just that their main fighting technique is to fuse up and punch stuff (though not without asking questions first)
Punching stuff is more effective than Peridot's junk
>>83032642
I feel like she will eventually start having a Big Sister relationship with Peridot.
Or maybe love interest.
But right now she is still Butthurt about being rapedand rapingfor so long.
if peridot can build a robot why can't she make herself new limb enhancers
>>83032705
wait , i like the nice ruby too...
*gasps* WE ARE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>83032615
Maybe.
>>83032690
>tfw that one undermeme animation
>>83032660
Well she's a technician right? The laser is probably for blasting rubble away, and the tractor beam for heavy lifting.
The flight I suppose was just a clever use of the floating fingers connection to the arm parts.
>>83032710
mainly because she likes Steven and only Steven, whereas Lars is a huge asshole to everyone
Reminder that M E T A L is superios to shitty gems.
>>83032321
>>83032696
Lapis was way well adjusted in Same Old World despite the PTSD
But again, her problem lies in her natural distrust on any Gem that isn't Steven where she goes full Dicksquad
>>83032431
Sugar please give Peridot a talk boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjyiO754hU
>>83032724
no one even pointed out that lapis tried to drown two children. any flaws lapis has are conveniently swept under the rug because her character is one-note.
daily reminder to always protect your little sister, if you have one
>>83032710
One has titties to blind you with, the other has gross ear lobe cancer.
>>83032575
Already happened.
>>83032726
maybe the gems would think that they're truce "agreement" would be broken and peridot would betray the gems and peridot hunting arc would begin again
>>83032231
>>83032655
If you have to lock someone in a jail cell to force them into doing something, odds are you made a mistake.
She apologized for locking her in a jail cell and forcing her to do something she didn't want to do.
Lapis reacted badly.
I really want Rebecca to storyboard solo in an episode, she's IMO the most talented in the crew.
>>83032463
Y U NO WANT MORE STEVENXCONNIE
>>83032670
>>83032228
But Season 5 is trash according to Steven and Peridot. Where did it all go wrong?
>>83032757
people point this out once a thread
>>83032638
Go back to /a/ you fucking animufag.
>>83032760
Steven will.
>>83032720
I was literally expecting the final frame to be pearl with steven's cock slapped across her face.
Why didn't they just beat up the rubies? Like you could literally punt them in their little gay faces
This was a terrible baseball episodeWe didn't get a scene of Steven having an inner monologue on how he's so sad that his dad didn't come to see him in his great match.
>>83032726
not enough paint cans.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>83032575
No fuck off. Adventure Time already went down that rabbit hole and I find all the designs to be disgusting except Fionna and Cake
>>83032789
When the network decided to split 3 seasons into 5
>>83032690
Fucking Undermeme fags already think that SU ripped off their awful game and this won't help
>>83032797
NOT FOR LEWDS, ANON!
for protects!
>>83032778
>alternate outfit
>still barefoot
absolutely based. sugar cares about her characters.
Lapis doesn't want your GARBAGE
>>83032757
eh, she can always claim gem-crack induced mania on that one. Or just be like "you DIE without constant access to your planet's specific mixture of gasses? god humans are weenies"
>>83032805
Because they could resolve it without violence. I think Sapphire literally said this.
>>83032780
BECAUSE ITS NOT CANON ANYMORE , ALL THAT MATTERS IS STEVIDOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>83032803
The artist isn't that kind of person, anon.
>>83032696
I think it's more the chaotic nature of life on Earth. Gems seem pretty set in what they do, so maybe they stay roughly the same when only in contact with each other because they all fill predictable roles and positions. In The Answer everyone seemed really caught of guard that Sapphire's future vision didn't work, which could be because it always worked beforehand. It could be that gems are so predictable that there's only one possible course of action for them to take, but that Earth is so unpredictable that it starts opening up branching possibilities.
I mean, they're literally unchanging rocks in the physical sense, whereas organic life is constantly changing.
>>83032825
Oooh that's dark, I love it. FUKKIN SAVED!
>>83032772
Fucking kill yourself Indexer .01 mb is not enough for a fucking repost.
>>83032598
>>83032472
Pic related?
After the latest two episodes, it seems that Lapis is the goth chick of the group. Is a blue-haired goth a thing? Needs some black clothing.
>>83032842
Glad you like it.
>>83032805
>Literally Garnet's plan
>For some reason Ruby will go in and steer the Rubies away
>Like a retard does the common joke of showing the exact spot they are trying to make the enemy avoid.
>PLAN B: BASEBALL FUCKBOIS
>>83032792
actually on further thought , I'm not so sure that SU would be better as an anime , maybe the best solution is to make it an Adult swim cartoon , like Rick and Morty...
>>83032789
>The Crewniverse secretly included a reference to how SU will turn out before the end.
>>83032818
There's no way they can be that dumb
What do you think will happen in Steven Floats?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10280571
>>83032773
You'd probably need to put Lazuli in a cell to get her to do anything. If it isn't about Steven she's extremely stubborn and whiney.
Hell her answer to the living with Peridot problem was saying no then flying away.
>>83032757
That's how it is for everyone though.
Lapis tried to drown Steven
Peridot tried to kill Steven
Pearl was almost directly responsible for Steven falling off a cliff and dieing.
Amethyst almost crushed Steven throwing a bitchfit
Garnet almost drove Steven into being electrocuted in a storm.
Jasper fucking everything.
>>83032825
imagine greg walking in on this
or garnet
>>83032872
both? he can't just float forever
Post your rarest Zukes. I need to build my collection.
>>83032871
Anon, be serious, they ARE that dumb and you know it.
>>83032872
steven will literally float
![[JUMPING PEPPERS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jUk9poq.jpg "[JUMPING PEPPERS].jpg")
>Steven makes a new friend
>The easiest one he's ever made
>>83032670
STAY OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!!
>>83032882
sounds like you're having a hard time believing in steven
Lapises were used in the aid of Temple construction on planets with water.
>>83032880
>or Garnet
RIP Pearl, truly she was the worst gem
>>83032880
Greg would take Steven away from the gems forever.
Garnet would poof Pearl.
>>83032818
>Fucking Undermeme fags already think that SU ripped off their awful game and this won't help
[citation needed]
>>83032890
CAN'T FLUKE THE ZUKE
>>83032892
Prove it faggot
>>83032900
Now listen here you little shit.
>>83032872
It's going to be 10 minutes of Steven observing everything he sees as he slowly descends from the sky, and saying things like "Now I know how a kite feels".
>>83032900
Somebody make a ISHYGDDT edit of this
>>83032878
>Peridot tried to kill Steven
treated as a villain and she had to work for her redemption
>Pearl was almost directly responsible for Steven falling off a cliff and dieing.
this was definitely fucked too but we know it wasn't intentional.
>Amethyst almost crushed Steven throwing a bitchfit
i dont exactly remember this one so i can't evaluate it? could you please refresh my memory
>Garnet almost drove Steven into being electrocuted in a storm.
entire point of the ep was garnet feeling bad about that and trying to avoid it
>jasper fucking everything
no one likes her not even saint steven
>>83032670
All that wasted Hershey's syrup
>>83032927
how did I not think of this before
>>83032925
>>83032670
I predict that in "Steven Float" Steven will get kidnapped by a homeworld ship. When he wakes up in a jail cell (again), he'll be sitting next to Jasper
We'll have a bunch of human episodes that will be mostly about the Town reacting to Steven's absence and then the next episodes will be about Steven and Jasper making an escape, leading to Jasperedemption
>>83032876
Or, you know, not lock her up at all.
>"We shouldn't be mad at Nazis locking up Jews in camps. They probably would say no and walk away otherwise!"
How would you murder Lapis?
I would shoot her in the face
>>83032922
Read the comments on the Sans version of Stronger Than You
>>83032844
I like to think she just enjoys showing off her her buff chest.
>>83032909
>poof
shatter
>>83032925
but will stevenget hit by an airplane?
>>83032829
why bother? it would literally take 10 seconds to beat them
>>83032951
drown her
>>83032946
>We'll have a bunch of human episodes that will be mostly about the Town reacting to Steven's absence
except that's not how it works you dumb shit
>>83032922
Don't have too, you did my job for me ya mook.
>>83032951
I am pretty sure you have to aim for the gem.
>>83032951
Literally do the opposite except sneak up on her and aim for the back.
That shit would legit be lethal.
>>83032928
In the Kindergarten with the fight with Pearl. Steven almost got crush by a drill I believe.
>>83032946
>Steven's absence
there is not this idea
>>83032953
or is channeling Freddie Mercury.
>>83032951
no, no
she'd welcome it
gently grip your wrists so you couldn't aim anywhere else, and smile at you with those murderbright eyes, and wait for it
>>83032946
Every episode is from Steven's perspective idiot
>>83032951
Have Steven impregnate her.
>>83032928
The episode for Amethyst is on the run.
And
>Lapis was backed into a corner by people who were trying to poof and bubble her.
>>83032952
>using the YouTube comment section as a example
But anon, all YouTube comments are cancerous. Besides, those kids are obviously underage.
>>83032660
Why was knights given shiny armor and well made swords while peasants only got Helmets and wooden shields?
If Steven doesn't do this in Steven Floats, but the cloud is a giant pink bubble, I will cry tears
YOU'VE ONE JOB, SUGAR
>>83032946
We already know that Steven Floats is about Steven literally floating, and very slowly falling, and the whole show is from Steven's point of view so it's impossible for him not to appear in an episode in some way.
>>83032995
So far
