Will 2.0 have a character anywhere nearly as good as mituna?
>>83020462
No but I'm sure there will be lots of good Porrim analogues.
>>83020503
My boner likes the sound of that idea.
someone wanted this
>>83020462
the real question is whether the new lowblood troll will be able to live up to the high standards of those of the same blood caste
Was there a last thread?
>>83020670
yea
>>83020634
kek, fucking perfect
Realistically, which kids would be the best parents?
>>83020670
No, of course not, there is no Homestuck General.
>>83020724
john and jade
>>83020724
John "Bring home an A or you'll wish you were gay" Egbert
Here's a more interesting (filled-out) version of the game we played yesterday. I'm going to bed though so if you want to play it, one of you will have to post updates of the image with lines drawn.
>>83020813
I'll handle it
Sleep tight
"MAYBE I'M JUST LIKE PREEMPTIVELY THE WORST FUCKING PIECE OF TRASH WHO EVER LIVED AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET"
-Karkat Vantas, Act 5 Act 1
>>83020813
dirk/jane
jake/roxy
caliborn/joey
>>83020813
aradia x damara
aradia x sollux
aradia x equius
>>83020813
John/Roxy
Rose/Kanaya
Joey/Caliborn
>not having this good taste in ships
GOOD MORNING
>>83020813
davejade
johnroxy
kanayarose
>>83020949
aradia no
thats all the cereal we have!
>>83020813
>Joey is on this one
If we play I want to start with:
JOEY AND ROXY
>>83021018
amporacest
Nitramcest
Dave/Jade
>>83021018
>Joey is on it
>But not Jude
>>83020813
aradia/equius
jade/karkat
john/vriska
>>83021018
latula/mituna
sacred don't touch it
>>83021018
john/roxy
meenah/aranea
vrisna/aranea
Who wins?
>>83020813
>>83021018
Vriska/MitunaI sure hope you're writing these down on a notepad or something, holy fuck that's a lot
>>83021018
>joey/caliborn is the first
sweet mother of mercy
>>83020813
Why aren't you using the official beforus troll sprites?
>>83021247
>>83021247
right
right
right
left
>>83021289
It's a deviantart image with other stuff pasted ontop.
>>83021259
Katnep
DaveJade
Eri/Mituna
>>83021259
Sollux x Damara
Meenah x Aranea
Vriska x Kanaya
>>83021261
yep
>>83021247
>Group of Johns completely wrecks Terezi
>Serkets win because of luck trickery
>Megidos utterly dominate Equius
>Dave plows dick-first into the pile of hot moms
There are some good fic ideas in that picture.
>>83021247
>the sufferer and god tier karkat
>both immune to mind control
asses were kicked
>>83021462
Jade isn't a hot mom though
>>83021492
Theirs. There's no way anyone but John, Jade or Jake could beat Vriska in a fight.
>>83021259
Mituna/Latula
Nepeta/Karkat
>>83021259
Jane/Eridan
Vriska/Mituna
Terezi/Nepeta
What is Homestuck 2.0? Will Karkat do a thing?
>>83021259
vriska/aranea
jake/damara
kankri/porrim
>>83021259
JakeVriska
DirkEquius
JaneKat
>>83021632
>Homestuck 2.0
>having anything to do with Homestuck
It will be sold to producers or backers or whoever as being a Homestuck thing, and then "at the last moment" it will have turned out to be a barely-related ruse that Hussie wanted to try out instead of what was asked for.
>>83021259
For the future, but your ships as character/character for easy confirming
>>83020880
kek
Also
>German flag eyes
>Turns out to be the world's biggest cuck
>>83021740
Dirk/ANYONEdon't let him be the sad one twice, that's bullying anon!
>>83021740
Jake/Vriska
Dirk/Equius
Ruffio/Tavros
>>83021546
karkat is like the hard counter to light players thanks to his curse
even the shittiest, weakest version of him was able to defeat the luckiest entity in paradox space
>>83021806
vriska was shown to be able to mind control him easily
>>83021345
>>83021492
>implying the Vantas army can beat the Serket trio
LOL
>>83021528
If Porrim is allowed to be there, then Jade should be there, too.
>>83021769
The only other dirk ship is dirk/jane
kek
If I make an adventure-style game with hiveswap's 3D aesthesic but nothing related to homestuck would i get sued?
>>83021859
jade's a hot grandma, not a hot mom
>>83021790
Dirk/Kankri
Damara/Tavros
Jane/Eridan
>>83021528
Not yet she isn't.
>>83021740
Kankri/Damara
Dirk/Equius
>>83021847
>immune to mind control
you fucking dink
>>83021938
no. you can't copyright an art direction
>>83021950
>>83021790
equius is already taken you dopes
>>83020813
Karkat/Kanaya
Damara/Kankri
Sollux/Aradia
>>83021740
Sollux/Terezi
Dirk/Horrus
>>83021855
I assume the god tiers to have a much stable personality than the mainline Karkat. One of them is probably Emperor Karkat, but Paradox Space (Hussie) treats him as a fucking joke.
I dunno, the aspect which timeline is doomed and which is not seems so fucking arbitrary.
>>83022004
Didn't notice, becomes kinda hard with all the lines you know?
>>83021769
don't worry i got you
>>83021740
dirk/kurloz
>>83021806
He beat Clover, who is nothing without his luck. Vriska is still a way better fighter than him when luck gets taken out.
>>83021917
>gay erasure
wow rude
>>83021740
I'm going off all the options from the thread so its clearI've never done this before so I have no clue if I should post it, wait for a new confirmed ship, then repost again
>>83021740
Shipping is stupid.
It got fetishised in Homestuck, which was it's downfall.
>>83021247
>spare karkats and kankris get murdered swiftly
>only alpha karkat, sufferer and god tier left
>mindfang lands a blow on the sufferer
>serket twins destroy god tier via shenangians
>only alpha karkat is left
>looks up at the three and begins to unlock his true blood powers
>before he can manage he feels something strange
>feels the power of a fully adult futa spider troll cock in his tight butt
>>83022098
either the curse made clover lose his luck... or the outcome of their fight shifted so far into karkat's favor (no more allies, all the other godkids would converge on him) that'd he'd be lucky to survive, so he was simply captured non-lethally and without injury
>>83022123
Eridan/Sollux
>>83021740Katnepgood job anons, good job.
>>83021749
>German flag eyes
when was this?
>>83022123
Eridan/Cronus
Calliope/Kankri
Feferi/Sollux
>>83022179
Yellow sclera/Red iris/Black pupil
That's what an adult Karkat's eyes look like
>>83022175
You are shit, your ship is shit, and if we ever play again it sure as fuck isn't happening again!
Terezi/Sollux
Kankri/Damara
Eridan/Feferi
>>83022247
I'll take katnep as long as it implies davejade is safe desu
>>83022123
Meulin/Kankri
Horuss/Damara
Feferi/Sollux
>>83022160
>mindfang lands a blow on the sufferer
>everyone's ears get blown out
>blood aspect's vitality boost vs. cerulean resilience in a race to not bleed out first
>>83022123
Damara/Tavros
Terezi/Meulin
Cronus/Feferi
>>83022123
UNCLAIMED
Caliope
Meulin
Porrim
Horrus
Kurloz
Cronus
Fefari
Eridan
Gamzee
>>83022123
kurloz/gamzee
calliope/meulin
horuss/feferi
>>83022402
Meulin/Feferi
Calliope/Kurloz
Calliope/Gamzee
>>83022402
Eridan/Cronus
Kurloz/Meulin
Sollux/Feferi
>>83022402
Meulin/anyone
>>83022402
eri/calliope
>>83022402
eri/cronus
>>83022402
Eridan/Cronus
Horuss/Meulin
>>83022402
Feferi/Calliope would've been actually pretty cute.
>>83022402
Meulin/Feferi
Eridan/Gamzee
Damara/Horuss
best ship
>>83022581
They can both finally get laid with someone whi understands them
>>83022581
It's canon
>>83022581
It's like the only chance either of them has.
>>83022402
Unclaimed
Porrim
Horrus
Kurloz
Fefari
Gamzee
SADNESS
I can't decide if someone I hate should be shipped with Gamzee or Neverending Sadness. Like, which is the actual worse fate?
>>83022621
cloun is worse
>>83022619
Porrim/Horrus
Kurloz/Feferi
>>83022160
>Suddenly John outta nowhere
>crosses his strife specibus with Alpha Karkat
>FULL_COMMUNISM.exe
>Spiderbitches trapped in Gulag forever and ever + 100 swipes
>>83022619
kurloz/gamzee
feferi/horrus
porrim/SADNESS
>>83022606
>>83022616
>>83022618
this is wworse than nevverendin sadness
>>83022619
Porrim/Feferi
spare them this garbage-heap of potential mates
> fan-soundtracks of fan-adventures
How many layers does this fandom have? Je
>>83022619
Porrim/Horuss
Feferi/Kurloz
Fuck the clown.
Requesting BANGING DOG
>>83022648
>Karkat so shit, he needs help from John
just have that guy suck the three futa dicks already
>>83022676
>>83022619
seconding this
porrim/feferi
>>83022619
Porrim/Feferi
>>83022619
Porrim/Feferi
Horuss/Gamzee
Kurloz/SADNESS
>>83022621
Tactically speaking it's better to pair them off with someone you hate because you can't really control whether they're the one who gets N-ES at the end.
>>83022700
>>83022714
>>83022710
>>83022715
>>83022676
hahaha too late motherfuckers, I win >>83022659
>>83022665
We'll see how you feel after a good solid dicking.
>>83022696
you can't just put "stuck" on the end of everythingstuck
>>83022696
God Tier:
- LOFAM 1/2
- Brostuck
- Jailbreak
- OST
- Beeforus
EidolonOrpheus tier:
- Everything else
Prove me wrong
>>83022735
creator here, here's a better version
should I make more of these?
>>83022740
Multiple people have to vote for it to count I think
>>83022772
yes
>>83022619
AND WE HAVE A WINNER
>>83022775
just two, I only voted for pairings that were already voted for
>>83022772
yes make one for Rose
>>83022789
suggestions?
>>83022794
tempted to make a quick fic on this
>>83022794
Fucking RIP.
>>83022794
waitwaitwait
Are you SURE that Porrim/Horrus didn't happen before Porrim/Feferi?
>>83022772
Yes
>>83022812
edit the later sbahj comics which were sort of lacking in jpeg artifacts to give them more jpeg artifacts
I'll make one for hotpockets meme then
>>83022850
Blown
the
fuck
out
>>83022850
porrim/horrus only got one vote
feferi/horrus reached two votes first though
but w/e
Dirk and Horuss belong together because they both won the neverending sadness
>>83022772
YES
>>83022794
Truly the undertaking of a lifetime was completed today. We solved Homestuck.
>>83022706
Karkat reminds me of that core player, who fucked up his laning stage and has to get carried by his entire team as a result.
Due to his low farm, her gets more throwbacks, which fuck him up even more. It's an uphill battle from here on. For him, because the throwbacks increases and for his team because they are basically fighting 4v5.
Help, is any writefag here?
Im not looking for a request or anything
>>83022966
yeah whats up
im already three separate fic requests in deep but i can squeeze another in
>>83023020
I-i dont want one, i was just thinking of writing, but i dunno how to start, or tips or anything like that
>>83022794
And for easy viewing
>>83022906
Never-Ending Sadness a SLUT
>>83023095
Which one was it?
>>83022696
>not including hexane's music
sm8 tb8 famaly
>>83023158
Angels
>>83023158
Angels
>>83023088
practice
>>83023097
>Eridan is the bitch in the incest relationship
>Damara picked the forbidden fruit
>Vriska bullying Jake forever
>THREE parental incest ships happenedand holyshit Meulin and Calliope would have been the fucking CUTEST TOGETHER
>>83023331
...
T-thanks anon
>>83023239
>>83023261
Sweet, then it's in the bag now.
GG Angel, you're rich now! Never forget your roots.
>>83023088
I unironically map out my general plot first using greentext
>>83023406
>damara gets into the room
>john is furiously jerking off to japanese qts
>oh fuck.jpg
>damara slowly walks towards john
And then you write that into a story?
>>83023469
Basically
I got my start in 'steam friends' threads so I had to have my game on point
>>83023088
If you plan to write an epic, use goalposts.
It's like drawing, really. First come the crude sketch.
You are free to move the goal posts when you get the "pressure" during writing, but only after very long considerations. Never include something on a whim. To see what happens, if you move the goal posts to liberally or include things on a whim, see Homestuck.
>>83023095
Who is DiCicco?
>>83023525
Thats an odd way of doing that, but you write like, a general story?
>>83023565
Goalposts?
I dont really understand
*eats Kiwi*
And that's how you kill a meme.
>>83023375
>tfw its amazing but hasnt actually gotten me more than 5 votes
>still behind the sbahj daki
dont worry i'll be here for a while yet haha
>>83023576
VA for flame princess
>>83023614
Important events. Climaxes and Crisises
>>83023576
A quick trip to google helps, come on.
>>83023614
Yeah dude
>john takes jades offer and heads to the metor
>jade with no other human becomes more and more doglike
>eventually jade starts to slip and the desire to be pack leader overwhelms her
>using her god powers and corners davesprite
>jade fucks DS day and night to establish she's at the top of the pack
Like that
>>83023678
>>83023660
I assumed she would be some sort of staff member of WLF, not a voice actress whose endorsement could potentially yield more votes.
>>83023626
vriska as mr. creosote
I just want to write porn about my OTP
I've only seen one other porn fic about it and I can't accept that
>>83023660
Livebloggo hit the first meenah walk around
>>83023782
is it rosetuna
>condy uppercuts nannasprite in collide
i just noticed this
>>83023782
What's the otp?
What fetish
>>83023703
Huh, seems pretty solid, doing it like that
>>83023666
Oh, thanks satan
>>83023660
>VA for flame princess
She reads Homestuck?
Oh shit it's 3:23 am
Fuck i missed my chance for meme
best aradia
>>83024081
you also missed you chance to realize your dreams
it's kinda funny
>>83020503
I see Porrim and anal, but nothing else
>>83023888
oh no, just a friend
>>83020813
>>83021018
>Joey
>no Jude
>>83024207
She's your friend??
How many other vas you know?
> One of the things we decided going into [NeoKosmos] is we are not worried at all about being original. It's something we are doing for fun and to be as self-indulgent as possible! I think not worrying about being unique and combining a lot of influences actually comes through with a more interesting story and characters in the long run. Every good story takes inspiration and influence from other stories before it!
>>83024279
In a way I can sort of agree because making fan adventures and shit like that is fun
But also nobody has any interest in reading about other people's fan characters and roleplaying sessions and I would never try to sell something like that as its own webcomic
>>83024087
third best aradia you mean
>>83024274
shes the only one im on a texting basis with but ive met most of the AT VA's at least once
and the gravity falls and SU cast
estelle sung about my buttons for 10 seconds so that was cool
https://www.instagram.com/p/4-gpcvLXiT/
>>83024279
we get it neokosmos is bad
no need to keep bringing it up in the thread
>>83024389
How did you even meet these people
>>83024389
Wow that's actually really cool.
Good for you angel
>>83024389
the fact that it didnt give you any advantages knowing these people is great
>>83024458
conventions
like comic con mostly
but jessica gets me into the signings an stuff, otherwise id have like no chance
I wrote some smut for you guys.
http://pastebin.com/38cp1XeX
Hopefully it's up to par.
>>83024235
Jude are not welcome on 4chan
>>83024665
>>83024665
Was the plan to give me a boner?
Because I got one.
>>83024665
>literally getting choked by janes huge thighs
WEW
E
W
>>83024665
Great setup, great idea, even a good excuse to make it happen, but the deed itself is too short.
>>83024537
oh yeah
im going to have to get by on merit no matter what, but having connections here and there never hurts
just gotta keep drawing butts till i get a solid job
>>83025039
What kind of job do you want to get?
>>83025107
character designer or doing concept art for animation
>>83025039
>never hurts
I'd rather do it without. Every trace of nepotism is cancer and needs to be purged.
>>83025145
I can't believe you don't want to be a professional Homestuck porn artist
I had another Homestuck dream.
I was walking through these bleachers when I saw a bunch of people I went to elementary school with (who were all Mexican). Terezi was with them, and for some reason dream logic told me that Terezi was actually a childhood friend and was also a human (who was Mexican). I went up to them and they all wanted to take a selfie with me, but when I went to pull my phone out I pulled out like a big-ass computer monitor instead of a phone, and apparently this was such a blunder that they didn't want to take a picture with me anymore, so I just sat down all dejected and Terezi made a conscious effort to ignore me the entire time even though she was sitting right next to me. She had really nice skin and hair too.
The rest of the dream was me trying and failing to watch porn on a LCD TV set.
>>83025183
i am already that
its time to move up
where did this john go?
is he in the dream bubbles?
or in hell for the curse he put on this earth?
>>83024961
I try.
>>83025027
Yeah, sorry, bad habit. I try too hard to avoid laborious prose and swing too hard in the other direction. I'll remember that for next time.
>>83025166
Nepotism is unavoidable because it's impossible to prevent people from meeting other people and getting on better with some of them than with others
>>83025225
He's the real villain who pops out in act 8 just before John opens the endgame platform door like with Karkat's situation
>>83025217
i know these type of dreams
they arent fair
>>83025222
I mean the official Homestuck porn artist, like the one Andrew Hussie goes to when he needs some Homestuck porn drawn
>>83025225
he's the beta timeline john
it's like the alpha timeline but secret
so secret you can't even see it but it's really good compared to the alpha
>>83025225
The real John had to kill him. There can only be one.
>>83025145
do you want to work onthe homestuck showi can put out a good word for you
>>83025307
>Homestuck 2.0 is secretly the start of Hussie's Homestuck porn empire
>>83023823
Wait, she does?
>>83025307
that would be ipgd though
i dont think he needs more than one homestuck porn artist
>>83025338
yes
please show them my portfolio along with this sandwich i drew
>>83025225
He and his friends had a relatively quiet Sburb game. They won and created the new universe and repopulated the human race and shit.
>>83025417
>this sandwich i drew
Do you want to attract Loki to this thread or what
>>83025417
how much would i have to pay you for you to draw a grilled cheese
>>83025442
>world repopulation
>by ten year olds
Hey, so, dumb question. I have a 3D printer and time, and have a need for money. I've recently started making some of the icons as a gift for a friend of mine and realized they turned out pretty nice. How buttfucked would I get if I started selling stuff as 3D printed crap? Stuff like the icons of the characters or logos, or maybe scale models of shit like the hammer or cruxtruder or whatever.
>>83025386
it may also be a normal punch
>>83025520
post pics
>>83025527
>Kanaya and Rose having a quickie in the green cube fort while the battle rages on around them
>>83025556
man what the hell was kanaya even doing in the battle, she should have been doing something else nearby, like battling DD or something
>>83025520
as long as you don't copy official merchandise, you probably won't get anything worse than a C&D, if they notice you at all
in general people won't go after you if you sell one-off projects, but they'll get a little pissy if you mass-produce
>>83025471
$25
>>83025468
she is out having a life
>>83025601
Out of curiosity, who are your favorite characters to draw? Do you have any unfavorites?
>>83025513
jade wants to fuck dave and doesn't want to wait
>>83025593
They're like cookie cutters for making Homestuck themed baked goods
>>83025658
they were probably trying to get busy right after they were ecto-cloned until they got separated off by the reckoning
What is this about?
>>83025601
You should post your amount of backlog commission on tumblr. It's always good to have potential customers informed.
I love Aradiaespecially thicc
>>83025589
Define mass-produce. I'm not going to go and order these to be injection-molded, but I can make probably like a few dozen a week or so.
None of the stuff I'm seeing on the welovefine or topatoco sites (which I assume are the only official ones since they are the only ones linked) is just plastic icons, either.
I've never done anything "for" a fandom so I have literally zero ideas what the laws are.
>>83025683
You mean that's what I could market them as, or? They're not deep enough to be cookie cutters though, but I could remake them to be so. Wouldn't look as good IMO.
>>83025593
neat!
id buy a sburb logo
>>83025651
terezi, dave, condy
i dunno most of them are fun, even vriska
i dont like drawing tavros though
too difficult to make that bald head work with horns
>>83025720
nah
my backlog is ever changing
the last thing id want to do is turn people off by saying i have a lot to do, it'll all get done soon enough
>>83025733
I just meant they reminded me of cookie cutters.
Doesn't Hussie still ban unofficial merchandise?
>>83025775
>the last thing id want to do is turn people off by saying i have a lot to do, it'll all get done soon enough
I suppose this is true.
>>83025691
It's probably for the best Jade had three years away from him, it turned her libido from overdrive to merely high
>>83025733
>I have literally zero ideas what the laws are.
basically they can shut you down any time they want, so you want to stay under the radar and don't piss them off
whatpumpkin has historically been pretty stingy about giving people permission to sell merchandise but they generally just tell people to knock it off and don't get litigious unless there's a persistent offender
>>83025852
true, otherwise the entirety of the act 6 intermissions would consist of BANGING DOG
>>83025775
Cool. Any suggestions on where I could sell it?
>>83025810
>I just meant they reminded me of cookie cutters.
Oops.
>Doesn't Hussie still ban unofficial merchandise?
Theoretically, yes; practically, pic related.
>>83025903
Noted. I guess the first time I get a C&D or something I have to close up shop, then.
>>83023099
Where's the art of Horuss and his new girlfriend, guys?
>>83026061
Never-ending sadness is a dude. Stop erasing Dirk's sexuality.
>>83025513
They didn't stay ten forever
>>83025601
>she is out having a lifereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>get heir of space every time i take the excel heroic title test
feels good man
i dont even know what this class does though
>>83025692
Homestuck?
The first half is about four kids playing a video game while learning the values of teamwork. Meanwhile, an office dress code dispute causes the deaths of billions. It's funny and awesome and off-the-wall and just so fucking good. There is nothing, nothing like it.
The second half is about literally fucking nothing. It's proof that the author is a hack who got lucky with the first bit.
>>83025903
Rachel was the one who did this personally, so now that she's gone it might even be easier to get away with it.
>>83023099
>>83026061
there
