Who are the cutest super couple?
Spider-man and Mary Jane back when they were a couple
Superman and Lois Lane when they're a couple.
I dunno, I like it.
Bubbles and Buttercup
>>82988375
Bendis spotted.
Who do comic writers feel the need to brak up good couples anyway?
Are they there just to suffer?
>>82988292
it's not a super couple when one member is super and the other is dead weight
>>82988418
>Humphries spotted
Fixed. Bendis never wanted the two of them together, he just wanted Kitty on the team. Humphries is responsible for the relationship, which is why Bendis had them break up the second Humphries announced he was jumping ship for DC.
I prefer the Dini take on 'em. But this is good too
>>82988450
>Strange didn't end with Clea
Decades later, still mad.
supes x wondy on that aquaman focused JL cartoon
>>82989888
>PI and Harley
Casual pandering shit. One of the most forced couples ever.
>>82990059
no bully
>>82990097
I'm not into netorare.
>>82988276they're super gay
>>82989637
Except Bendis isn't breaking them up you idiot. Humphries is doing it. Bendis still writes them as if they were together.
Drew/Hawkeye was pretty appropriate for both characters.
>>82990527
Clint and anyone works really.
>>82988375
>thinking about buttsex.jpg
>>82988276
>CIS scum degrading POC with his filthy hands
I don't really think this, just trying to be Tumblram I doing it right?
>>82991526
Yes. I once saw a black guy who dated an asian girl getting called out for sticking it in a "dirty womb" by a SJW, its insane.
>>82990527
I prefer Volstagg/Carol
>>82988375
Thank God kitty got sent to space. Domino x colossus otp
>>82988276
CIVILIZED
>>82991591
If only we could create an illness that only kills nonwhite men and fat women
>>82990097
I'm glad Venom got with Flash. She deserved a nice guy that won't break her heart.
>>82991939
>Wanting non-white men to die because white women fucked up
>>82991939
>tfw fat because I'm retarded and just want to sit inside and watch cartoons
I just want to enjoy my mom's basement why do I have to die?
SJWs aren't even all fat, it's just funnier when they look gross.
>>82992085
>implying nonwhite men aren't responsible for all the fucking crime and terrorism
>>82992183
It's so I can have a bunch of attractive women and no fatties and less competition
UNBEATABLE
>>82988276
>>82990363
>Bendis says Star-Lord/Kitty was 100% Humphries' idea
>Humphries says Star-Lord/Kitty was his own idea
>N-NO GUYS, LE BENDIS MEME, AMIRITIE?!
>>82990527
Carol so jelly.
>>82992257
Trash
>>82992679
Why are u describing urself???
>>82992548
Carol just want's Jess herself.
>>82991939
Shut the fuck up /pol/. You're just as bad as SJW's, just on the opposite side of the pendulum.
>>82992192
>implying white men are completely incapable of committing crimes
Christ, you're a fucking moron.
I actually like this ship, even though I agree that its shallow and they have nothing in common other than superheroing together.
>>82993871
>Harriers
Absolutely disgusting.
>>82993647
It's not a pendulum. It's a horseshoe.
>>82993647
Ramona is fucking worst girl
>>82993689
Blacks commit like half the fucking murders in the usa despite black men just being 7% of the population. Less than that if you consider how many of them are already in jail
>>82994328
That sounds made up, you happen to have any sources on that?
>>82994867
>https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_6_murder_race_and_sex_of_vicitm_by_race_and_sex_of_offender_2013.xls#disablemobile
Other fun facts. Half of all black women have herpes. Gay men only make up like 3% of the male population and are a lot less common than lesbians. And there is one more offensive cdc study that I don't remember
>>82993647
>>82990059
I agree. They work amazing as best friends and even then their relationship doesn't really make sense beyond "it's cute"
>>82992270
>encouraging pedophilia
>>82995126
>There's absolutely no possibility that crime can be attributed to other social factors than race.
w e w
>>82993647
the opposite of wrong is right desu
>>82995234
Get out of here, Jay.
Pre-New 52 they were the same age. Now I think Billy is a couple years younger.
>>82995163
>get called out for being obnoxious fuckwad
>uses le strawman image
The state of Aryan rebuttals
>>82995251
There is no correlation between crime and poverty, crime and accessibility of firearms, crime and high school gradation rate
There is a correlation between crime and what percentage of the population in an area is black
>>82995251
He never stated that.
In fact, you are the one stating there are other factors besides race involved while giving no evidence nor query to those factors.
Just saying. He actually put himself on the spot to defend his somewhat radical(if not true) point of view. You just said 'nuh uh'.
Step up son, step up.
>>82995203
It makes total sense, in the sens of feminist or girl power Ivy (which was BTAS Ivy), in where Ivy sees in Harley a woman that need to see her true potential and not like a victim or a sidekick
>>82993647
So why are you getting mad at them? If comics pander sjw/feminist crap to sell them and someone doesn't like it, folks can come here to bitch about how such things make said comic and it's characters worse off. If they back up what they are saying with reasoning, more power to them.
You honestly have no right to tell /pol/ or whomever your boogyman is to shut up if you can't apply the same to the sjw boogyman.
You claim impartiality, yet do not practice it in any way.
>>82996104
>If they back up what they are saying with reasoning, more power to them
Shame that isn't the actual case here. Seriously, did you even read the post I was replying too? It's one thing to say that Black Kid Flash is a significantly worse character than the original, it's another to randomly spout racist bullshit out of fucking nowhere.
>>82988276
There is a disturbing lack ofShotaconin this thread.
>ctrl + f Mister Miracle/Big Barda
>0 results
>>82995834
>true potential
homicidal maniac that actually used to help folks manage their shit.
Ivy's thing used to be wrathful nature. That's it.
Sorry bro, your gonna have to get over your lesbian fetish. They were never more than allies of convenience. Saying they're friends now, at least works. Saying they're lesbo's now is nothing more than a butchering of character to sell.
Excuse the rest of us if we don't exactly relate to these two whoring themselves out to make a buck.
>>82988292
Neither of those couples are super. In fact, they both suck.
>>82996317
So fucking what dude. He has every right to say that. You could of just not fucking replied to him. But you had to get into a political argument. That's just was much on you as him.
You are literally bitching about yourself bitching.
Also
>randomly spout racist bullshit
Grow up man. I'm hispanic, grew up in NJ. Got called 'spic' every fucking day of my life trying to avoid 'the blacks'. Had my uncle fucking hung from a lamp post because he lived on a block that was mostly black. How the ever living fuck is ANYTHING he said racist?
People generally have free speech here on 4chan. If you're gonna tell someone 'nuh uh, that's just not true' don't whine like a little bitch when they defend what they said. None of us give a shit if what we say doesn't correspond with your mental narrative.
>>82996392
>Ivy's thing used to be wrathful nature
Ivy thing used to be lusting after Batman's D, trying to prove that he's the one who deserves her, mixed in with ecoterrorism. The only thing that changed is the lust angle, the rest is the same.
Saying that they were "allies of convenience" really undermine the partnership of those two. The Harley/Ivy angle isnt' really butchering if this change one angle, like I said before. Like how Harley got skin-bleached
>oil drilling
Disgusting.
>>82988450
Editors hate consistent relationships because it means the character is actually aging
C listers can get away with living happily ever after sometimes or becoming cannon fodder but not B and especially A listers
>>82996614
>Saying that they were "allies of convenience" really undermine the partnership of those two.
No it doesn't you idiot. It actually provides basis for them being friends now. If gives their friendship an actual foundation to sit on.
> if this change one angle, like I said before. Like how Harley got skin-bleached
Changing whether or not someone wears make-up isn't the same as saying SURPRISE LESBIANS.
You sir, have no idea what you are talking about. I get it. You like the lesbian thing. But if you take two established characters with history together already and ignore such to fit they new narrative, then that is the very definition of butchering a character.
>>82995362
The opposite of burning is freezing
>>82993689
Oh my god, just stop.
Can all politics go on /pol/? Please?
>>82988375
Jesus Christ no.
Cancerverse Star-Lord deserves nothing but death.
>>82996890
>Changing whether or not someone wears make-up isn't the same as saying SURPRISE LESBIANS.
I am just saying that an ANGLE changed, while the rest stayed the same. Harley's origin didn't have her falling to a tank of chemicals and being skin bleached like the Joker, but now she has that. Ivy characterisation didn't have her being after Harley but instead after Batman, but now she's after Harley. An angle changed while everything stayed the same
>>82988276
>>82988276
Iron Fist and Power Man.
Misty Knight and CapFalcWolf.
>>82997932
Who are they?
That Queen is from Oglaf, right? Are the robots from there too?
>>82988276
>>82995834
>in the sens of feminist or girl power Ivy (which was BTAS Ivy)
BTAS was an ecoterrorist, not a girl power character.
>>82998087
Go and watch the Green Lantern animated series right now, mister.
>>82998149
It's only right
>>82992345
Delusional Kittyfags thinks their shit pairing is still relevant but I am pretty sure at some point Bendis will do a space OC for Kitty or he will bring his self insert Kong (who he already reintroduced as an adult in the main universe) to Space to cuck Peter Quill and he will have Star-Lord approve of it.
Harley x Ivy will never not be an abomination
>>82998593
>>82996388
cute
>>82993647
Is this (you)?
>>82996585
>He has every right to say that
Just as the other anon has every right to call him out on it.
>>82993647
Wow, this place really is /co/mblr.
>>82998565
>who he already reintroduced as an adult in the main universe
No he didn't. Weisman did, and he's a college student, so not really an "adult."
Are people under the impression that Bendis writes literally every Marvel comic?
>>82988276
>black guy with white woman is bad but vice versa is fine
>>82989888
What? What is this? Why?
Best. Only delusional fools scream "M-MUH ABUSE!" when they see the ultimate otp.
>>82999330
Luke Cage is still married to a white woman anon. Has been for years.
>>82995583
>There is no correlation between crime and poverty, crime and accessibility of firearms, crime and high school gradation rate
>>82990527
...Is it me, or does Spider Woman look like Empowered in these pages?
>>82999378
au
>>82999517
emp is essentially a skimpier version of jess costume.
>>82990527
Mah nigga. I liked Clintjess
>>82996585
>>82988276
Why is Ron Stoppable cheating on Kim with some no-name black girl?
>>82991906
You mean COLONISED?
>>82998476
No thanks, I'm a partisan in the company wars.
>>82999319
He doesn't?
>>82990527
That page in Fraction's Hawkeye still upsets me.
>>82999412
this
>>82999412
>Best
Man Joker gets BTFO in every universe. They stopped being "best" since 2000
>>83001638
Untwist your panties then, it's a good show and you should be able to enjoy shit without getting caught up in a "war" between two very similar companies.
>>82994328
Violent crimes can attributed to an even smaller portion of the black population. 5%-6%
>>83002283
That's heretical talk there.
>>83001872
The slapping or kissing?
>>82993647
>You're just as bad as SJW's
The funny part is you think calling us immoral makes you win the argument.
>>82995827
It was brilliant move honestly. He baited him in by implying ALL crime, not half was done by a group. After being called on that, anon then switched to stating one group committing half the violent crimes and then sauced that statistic. If you actually look through it, you will in fact see that white men are also capable of crime, which was one of the points anon made, but it was completely lost in the shuffle and the discussion is now about something else.
10/10
good show
>>82990161
for real? he´s holding a picture of a fucking banana?
>>82988276
Why did they have to ruin this? why does she need to be fucking Sam now? is it culture appropriation for a white guy to fuck a black chick ? Why isn't Sam fucking D-Man instead?
>>82998524
>>82988276
So let me get this straight
She taught.
A white man.
To do her hair.
Something almost all black women never let their men touch.
Who wrote this shit? Stan Lee during a trip to a black female hair salon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-4qxz08So
Anything drawn by Ghiru, as OP demonstrates.
>>82988375
Are you from the cancerverse anon?
>>82988450
Waifu and Husbando power as well.
>>82989975
Which one?
>>82990097
It took me a moment to figure out where the other half was in this picture.
Question. If it's venom, flash, valkarie, and what's her name, and possibly spiderman and thor, what is the japanese name for that kind of fucked up love pentagram?
>>83007975
A white writer who was a big fan of the Danisty ship because it's BW/WM, like his marriage wanted to write a scene with Danny putting Misty hair in box braids. However, his wife adviced him doing complete box braids in 2 1/2 would take too long, so suggested Bantus.
>>83008455
Ahhhh self insert crap.
No wonder.
Superior
>>82988375
I dig it too dawg, don't worry. Though I do agree with everyone else that Starlord is kinda lame now, I miss the old Starlord.
>>83008524
But, it works. The scene is cute as fuck and the most memorable. It shows the level of trust they have in their relationship and her comfort with him, where she as a black woman will allow a white guy to not just touch, but style her mane.
>>82996614
Ivy is bisexual, she just hates men because she's been horribly abused by men her whole life. Batman is like the one exception and it confuses her.
Really she hates all adults, but men especially.
>>82998024
is this book any good?
i dropped the big two a bit ago but a good Iron Fist book would bring me back in
>>82991939
>If only we could create an illness that only kills nonwhite men
This was already said but you sound like a SJW shouting "KILL ALL DA WHITE MEN!"
>>82992220
You're still going to have to compete with millions m8.
Best platonic couple coming through....
>>83008537
I thought he was with Jane now?
I still love this couple
>>83009880
Gross
>>83009238
Any bats/Ivy issues worth reading?
>>83009847
her face looks like she's more cougergirl
How can anyone compare?
>>83009993
None
Well.. There's the Batman: Shadow of the Bat Annual
>>82989637
>Humphries announced he was jumping ship for DC.
Best Marvel-related news this year. Too bad I've already given up on them.
>>82990262
It's el gato malo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9FJ-cX9po
>>82991526
It's an acceptable play. Personally, if I were farming rage, I'd go with something about fetishizing black women, and calling danny a two legged cultural appropriation machine, treating her like a possession, just like asian culture. If you play cis/trans, particularly too early, there's a chance you might make the woman of color look bad, which is less desirable in this case.
Remember, apply intersectionality, in order of oppression.
Also, tailor to the outrage level of who you're working with. Someone like anon's level here >>82996317 here doesn't need a full court press to fill up an entire thread, for example. Not that I'm accusing anon or anything.
>>83001638
>>83002739
Ending up like /v/ doesn't really work for anyone anon. It's your loss.
>>83007975
I would go for a Stan Lee cameo in a Barbershop movie.
>>83008524
Keep it in perspective. Just getting ANYTHING right about black hair is as rare as Asian romantic leads out here.
>>83009278
It's very blacksploitation. If you like that, go with it.
>>83010435
Let's wait and see who takes over in the post-CWII Star-lord relaunch.
I do feel bad for the Green Lantern fans though. If they thought Vendetti was bad, they have no idea what's coming for them.