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So now that Homestuck is over, can we all agree that the single best thing to come out of it are smuppets?
>>82979856
did any of you preorder the smuppets?
>>82979892
Fuck no. Why would you ever preorder anything?
>So now that
I'm starting to just skip over threads that start with these words and it's made my 4chan browsing experience so much better.
What would the kids do in the new universe if hailed as gods in some sort of parthenon? Would they try to be nice about it or squeeze it for all it's worth?
>>82979925
This.
Preordering is like asking for your money to be taken from you for a product that isnt even made yet.
Sounds moronic to just toss money at something that may never get made.
>>82979945
So why are you in this thread right now?
>>82979892
No, but I really wanted to. those rumps look so plush
>>82979975
its not fair! it was supposed to be hussie's masterpiece
All the books leading up to this seemed to be taking on and subverting these "witch tropes"... really self-aware about being a pastiche, you know? But in the end, none of that even mattered! Lisa and her talking falcon, rebels challenging the stifling traditions of the magical bureaucracy? I loved that. Then her falcon turns into a human and they get married?! It completely dropped all the anti-authoritarian stuff and described a wedding cake for fifty pages!
>>82979856
Can't down him yo
He killed off all unimportant schmucks
>>82980006
>reading the news archives
>he's so fucking hyped to pause the comic and get started on the game
>talks about how he's writing constantly in order to get all the groundwork down so that actual production can start on his ideas
>months pass
>news posts get infrequent, terse in tone, minimal jokery and basically just stating the facts
>no further news of hiveswap from the hussie's mouth
>it all got relegated to backer updates
>some rando on twitter now bragging about how cool the shit they're writing for hiveswap is
where did it all go
don't wake her
>>82980260
Bitch don't tell me what to do.
>>82980253
maybe his computer caught fire
and he lost all of the hard work he put into hiveswap
>>82980366
somebody put her down before she causes trouble
>>82980366
looks like a sex doll
>>82980366
TIME FOR BREAKFAST
>>82980253
I honestly think there was some depression phase in all the hiatusing, where nothing was being done at all.And that Hussie isn't over it, he barely brings about the end of Homestuck as quickly as he can just to get the weight off his shoulders.
>>82980421
>>82980463
Gotcha covered mi amigo.
>>82980463
Wait, there is a full image? Google gives nothing.
>>82980463
>>82980486
crisis averted
>>82980515
This meme is to surreal for me
>>82980467
>I honestly think there was some depression phase in all the hiatusing
Well, his father died.
What if BirdStuck
Karkat is the Kiwi
Equius is a Andean Condor
Feferi is an albatross
Eridan is a Seagull
Gamzee is a bird of paradise
i cant think of any others.
help.
>>82980566
How mad would Aradia be if she found out she drowned a just death?
>>82980594
Dave is a crow
Dirk is a sea gull
John is a blue jay
Rose is a raven
>>82980260
>>82980366
>>82980463
>>82980486
>>82980515
Well that was bewildering.
>>82980594
john is an eagle
>google joey claire
>go to videos
>third result is porn
Why
>>82980767
I don't see any porn. Google has personalized search results, you know. If you see porn, it's probably because you keep googling for porn.
>>82980890
this
someone wants to play with their "joey" a little TOO much
>>82980767
hey
its
joey
>>82980594
Nepeta - Owl
Tavros - Kakapo
Terezi - Kookaburra
Sollux - Scissor-tailed Flycatcher
Kanaya - Weaverbird
Caliborn - Cassowary
>>82980118
Oh my god
If I was piss drunk reading this I would have sobered up in a millisecond
i think im going to love the new meme queen
i love fuchsias
i love black girls
i love memes
>>82980890
Open an incognito tab and go the videos tab, and you'll see it for yourself
>>82980976
>>82980594
>>82980664
I think Roxy might be a bird of paradise?
smuppets are for lewd
>>82981093
did dirk ever put one up his ass? y/n
>>82980723
But I thought eagles were supposed to represent freedom?
>>82981134
eagles have nothing to do with freedom
>>82980253
having alot of his money stolen probably murdered a part of his soul
>>82981116
y
you'd think their probosci would be too soft but they just wiggle right on up there
>>82981116
people who say n completely miss the joke and probably had no clue about Bro's blatant homosexuality
>>82979856
http://nepeta.mozai.com/shippingwall2.91.swf
Post 'em
>>82981183
if theyre too soft he could probably just use two
anyone got some good davejade fics?
Did Bro invent smuppets? I can't think of any other reason for their existence.
>>82981270
Nah bro buys them, and all the sales that smuppets get are from Bro
>Kanaya sees Rose's cooch for the first time
>Completely aroused and cannot focus on anything now
>Rose is too flustered to do anything either
>Finally get to derse where they fight condy
>While they are waiting Kanaya finally musters up the courage to slap Rose's fat ass and starts to grope her into submission
>start banging like animals in the hallway
>>82981252
im gay
>>82981231
>No way to ship dirk x smuppet
Absolutely disgusting
>>82981252
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4054105
>>82981371
I ask for steak and you bring me chicken
>>82981252
http://archiveofourown.org/works/210281
http://archiveofourown.org/works/210113
The best two dudebro
>>82981221
did people seriously not think he was gay
it was always pretty blatant and makes dave look like a real dumbass for thinking otherwise
a thing he specifically admitted to being for
>>82981337
same lets make out
>>82981464
youre welcome
>>82979856
Daily reminder that Vriska did nothing wrong and that she is the best character in Homestuck.
>>82981231
R8
>>82981708
i agree but if i say it in public ill get executed
>>82981747
>Dirk not redconnected with arquius
otherwise it's pretty good and prob what will end up happening anyways
i have created this official tier list of characters
if you do not see your favorite character do not be alarmed
it just means they werent important enough for the list
not necessarily a bad character
from last thread
>>82981792
There we go.
>>82981821
>Aradia at the top
Off to a good start
>Condie at the bottom
Fucking dropped
>>82981823
I think Jane and Karkat would work well together. I can't think of a single reason as to why, but I feel they'd at least have s mutual respect for each other.
>>82981881
that is as high as you can get without being a ram
>>82981883
It's because Jane's a straight shooter. Her main flaw is that she isn't assertive enough.
Basically it would be a mirror of Karkat and Kanaya's relationship
Who beats who?
>>82981991
It all ends in sex, doesn't it?
>>82981991
they only need one whip
>>82981991
>terezi vs johns
gangbang
>serkets vs vantases
gang8ang
>equius vs aradias
gangbang
>dave vs everyone else
going to have to say gangbang
heres mine
>>82981991
The John's obliterate terezi. God tier John being the main DPS mangrit hitter while the rest of the weenie johns provide support.
While immunity to MC would certainly make the vantas squad resist, they'd all ultimately lose, you can't against the spiderbitch triobesides midnfang would totally try to attempt sex with them
There is not a single trace of Equius left. It's all absolutely immolated by sex
Dave doesn't even resist it
>>82982077
>davekat
>>82982129
cry me a river
>>82981037
Where's the copping? How does one make a Homestuck image so perfectly for copping a little feel and then bail at the last moment?
>>82982028
nice aradiass
>>82982129
>not the cronus/kankri or tavros/vriska
>>82982194
>tavros/vriska
im a femdomfag and it gave me a boner and i 100% fully admit this
>cronus/kankri
theyre both shit and are even shitter together because they both encourage their shittiness. its great
>>82981322
>Kanaya sees Rose's cooch for the first time
The only way this could possibly be true is if they'd been fucking with the lights off for the three years prior, which given that Kanaya glows in the dark is impossible
Either that or Vriska cock blocked them every time
I thought I had all piece of wildparsnip's in a dedicated folder.
Man, I really should get to organize this mess.
>>82982320
It took them years to even kiss.
>>82982320
Rose is pure! PURE!
>>82981991
Terezi wins
Orgy
Equius dies
Dave dies
>>82982346
In the original timeline, maybe. In the retcon she didn't hesitate to jump on Kanaya's bulge
>>82982407
Pure sex
>>82982430
Why would that change
>>82982451
may8e the 8est character got sick of them 8eating around the 8ush 8nd got them to 8ang
>>82982407
ROSE PURE
>>82982430
if anything vriska cockblocked them because she got a crush on kanaya during the showdown
>>82982356
Beautiful.
>>82982570
Rose had enough holes for 8oth of them
how long do you think it took for vriska and terezi to become moirails
Vriska: Enter
i haven't been in a homestuck thread since hsg got shut down. where the hell is the eriposting? am i on tumblr or something? post best boy, who was OUR GUY.
>>82981231
This mess is entirely 100% your fault and responsibility. There was some accidental and intentional cockblocking and it happened and it's there. We can't fix it.
>go to wiki to read something
>go to dave's page
>relationships
>karkat: implied relationship
who writes this garbage
>>82982642
Vriska shoved her huge futa dick through her mouth
>>82981823
Did you mean to post the starting image or what
I don't know if you're trying to start a game here.
>>82982704
how do blind people read homestuck
like i understand yore drawn to it what with terezi being wonderful representation but you miss out on a lot of context
not even like, subtext? just context in general
>>82982676wweh
This is to all the artists that once drew Homestuck but then stopped.
who do you think bottomed when dave and karkat first fucked
actually theyre probably hardcore frot warriors but my bet is on dave putting out first
>>82982862
karkat
he has a nub dick
also trolls have vestigial penises
What if Eridan had an enlarged frontal lobe?
>that fic where karkat and nepeta play hide and seek in the woods and she knots him with her enormous barbed trollcock
>>82982891
even if theyre vestigial they still serve a purpose of getting the most amount of jizz in a bucket
if theyre nubs the jizz just gets all over the place it wouldnt work
they probably have huge pendulous balls though
>that guy that can't stop posing about his annoying fetish
>that time you accidentally called your teacher "mom"
>>82982911
what the fuck am i looking at
>>82982953
BIG
SPIDER
PP
>>82982953
>>82982978
What an excellent pair of posts to come one after the other
>>82982934
>Karkat and Dave about to get it on for the first time
>"SO WILL YOU FINALLY ADMIT YOU AREN'T A "HETEROSEXUAL"?"
>"hey bro you know they say its only gay if the balls touch"
>Karkat then proceeds to slam his giant balls into Dave's like two wrecking balls
>>82982980
>DD x Crowbar
>not SS x Crowbar
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82982980
I love image related. Not enough of this duo
the next troll posted gets tackled by john "slay the gays" egbert
how fucked are they?
>>82983100
eridan
>>82983073
is this better
Why are these threads so gay at night.
>>82983153
Gays are nocturnal.
>>82982979
Going to masturbate to this because pubic hair poking out of panties is one of my favorite fetishes and I don't think I've seen it done with a troll before.
>>82983205
Hey I was just about to post saying I recognized that one as mine and hadn't remembered it at all until I got to that one.
aradia fell asleep after reading some of her smut!
lets edit and do things to her body while she sleeps
but what?
>>82983205
have fun masturbating to 4 pixels you vanilla shit
>>82983244
put a cozy blanket on her. this is late night, were all gay right now.
>>82983266
>4 pixels
Simplistic eroticism is another of my fetishes.
>>82983266
>were all gay right now.
im not
update this hussie
>>82983317
soon
WHERE IS VRISKA
>>82983379
Skinwalker ambushed her in the desert back in early act 6 after talking with Tavros.
>>82983244
it is
the most dangerous game
>>82983315
yes you are
accept my dick
>>82983454
this is good
now move john's hand farther along her body southways
Need ideas for a fic
Probably something short and not too serious
>>82983498
That was my original idea but it wouldn't make sense and I'm not about to draw anything new.
>>82983507
ms paint being cute
>>82983507
something gay
>>82983507
clover cucking dave
>>82983507
John makes Terezi angry trying to hateflirt with her and she rapes him violently. Karkat tells him that's how it's supposed to go and wonders what the fuck he expected.
>>82983507
Jade suffering from delusional parasitosis
>>82983507
Ms. Paint getting fucked by a horse chess abomination
>>82983513
it's alright i got u covered
>>82983507
John goes to sleep and his dreaming body appears in a bathroom when Aradia's busy. Awkward conversation ensues.
>>82983621
do not bully the aradia
>>82983547
this
we need more cloverkat
>>82983621
Oh. I thought you meant it vaginawise.
jade treating dave as little more than a sex object
>>82983634
it's k shes a godtier she'll grow a new one
>>82983648
same but when i glided the john over i decided it was a lot better
John harvesting his Godtier friends organs for money.
>>82983666
that's all he's good for
>>82983379
*PULLS THE GRUB OUT OF HIS PANTS*
HERE YOU GO
FRESH CANCER
>>82983869
that's a scorpio you fugly bnunt
>>82983869
I'll put it in a crib and name it Sasha.
>>82983496
no
>>82983536
>>82983547
http://pastebin.com/MyVyCQWx
That didn't take very long at all
>>82984128
good shit
>>82983244
>>82983454
>>82983498
>>82983513
>>82983621
>>82983634
>>82983648
>>82983678
>>82984249
DID HER VAGINA EAT HIS DICK
ARADIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>82984128
hahahaha
>>82984128
now do that one again but with a kiwi
>>82984304
Look no one said blackrom was easy.
>>82984328
from the thumbnail i thought this was dave standing on a ledge while jade tries to climb on the ledge and can't reach and laughs at her
I need a chubby weeaboo GF to talk about classpects with
Meenah's fat ass
Aranea's fat thighs
Rose's sultry lips
>>82983521
http://pastebin.com/Nsrtn7Er
Ms. Paint's generous hips
>>82984822
cute
Why do i feel like this comic has some kind of Marxist message.
Have i been spending too much time on leftypol?
aradia
>Spades Shake
>Frymonds Droog
>Clubs Meatwadeuce
>Hearts Boxcarl
I can't be the first person to come up with this, can I?
I 8M NOT A KUCK!!!!!!!!
>>82984918
>leftypol
you need to go >>>/b/ack+to+8E8ightC-han
hi HSG
>>82985119
Vriska Do You Hear That Sound
That Is The Sound Of My Bulge Entering The Rose Human
>>82985142
ROSE NEED MORE TROLL JUICE
ROSE NEED MORE CHILDREN
>>82984918
>leftypol
Is that /lbgt/ or what
We'll get banned again at this rate
let it sleep, we'll come back when there is actually something to discuss
sleep
>>82985138
>mistakes
>Karkat
>miracles
>Gamzee
>into
>penetration was involved
It checks out I guess
>>82985194
>we'll come back when there is actually something to discuss
I have some bad news for you anon
>>82985202
OH FUCK THAT'S WHAT I WAS FORGETTING TO DO
which Lalonde is more into being impregnated?
>>82985257
Rose would be fetishistically into being a defiled vessel, but Roxy would be into being a mom.
If I've never written porn before but I've read a lot of it, both good and bad, is there a chance that my first attempt to write smutfic won't be terrible?
>>82985257
roxy wants children to raise the family she wish she always had
so the idea of having her womb full of the life cream from the manliest god in the universe is a huge turn on
rose wants children to prove she can be a better mother than what she had. she also wants to prove a point.
so it must be orgasmic for rose when she finally gets fertile kanaya juice inside her
>>82985436
Do something relatively vanilla to start out.
i love you feferi
ii love you feferii
>>82985438
>rose wants children to prove she can be a better mother than what she had. she also wants to prove a point.
By all accounts Rose Lalonde is the worst mom
Roxy had it rough. The most Rose had to deal with was a mom who "passive aggressively" gave her presents(and it wasn't even passive aggresively!)
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO NAME A GOOD THING ABOUT HOMESTUCK,
>>82986339
early dave logs
>>82986339
Midnight Crew.
>>82986339
condys fat ass
>>82986339
The feeling of adventure and mystery that Sburb had early on
>>82986339
Most of it up until the final Jade log included.
>>82986339
Andrew Hussie
>>82984822
Spades Slick is dead.
>>82986357
>including late act 6 in a list of good things
>>82982088
>weenie johns
>implying jacket john isn't powerful as fuck too
You're the weenie anon
>>82981821
>All those trolls
literally who gives a shit
Karkat is a _____
>>82987036
valid troll name
>>82987036
cutie
>>82987036
gay nigga
>>82987036
tragic example of hussie's spiral into depression which caused his writing skills to suffer greatly
>>82987036
character in the internet-based webcomic Homestruck, by prodigious New Jersey sandwich artist Andrew Horsie.
so i found out the laser cheese chick read homestuck at some pointdeviantArt is real
>>82987036
shitty trash character.
Went from good to weenie who only exists for Sollux/Dave/John gay fics.
>>82986339
The complexity of the plot of Acts 1-5 and how so many of them were resolved in Cascade.
The sense of wonder and scope when you'd see flashes like WV: Ascend.
The pesterlogs in Acts 1-5.
Acts 1-5.
>>82986339
Intermission
Intermission 2
>>82986339
the jokes
the MUSIC
>>82986339
Sburb gameplay mechanics
YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO CHOOSE ONE CHARACTER TO GO GAY FOR.
>>82988126
Joey!
>>82988126
sawbuck
>>82988126
too late
>>82988126
Karkat
>>82988126
roxy
>>82988245
Gaaaaay
>>82983244
I actually did a lewd version when I was first putting it together but I was less than happy with it
http://imgur.com/a/HK6aS
>>82989377
Damn, that's rather bold. Though as you said, something seems off about it, though I'm not really sure what. Perhaps its worked its meme magic already and it's too comedic to be sexy now.
Was there a shitstorm about the image for Homestuck's Kickstarter confirming caucasian kids?
>>82989713
nah they made those ugly stickers in one of the backer rewards have a black character so it all balanced out
>>82989812
God those stickers were ugly as hell
>>82989713
Shame there's not a better quality on that pic, it's a really nice group shot, even has Eri in it.
>>82989713
I never got the "a-racial" thing
The kids are white. They're drawn as white
How do people take "paper-white" and turn it around to mean "brown?"
>>82989713
>vriska at the back rushing towards relevance
how prophetic
>>82990076
who is this artist? So far all the funniest comics have been made them
And im not sure what is going on with Fef, Vris, Aradia and Terezi
>>82990076
I miss doodles
>>82990076
this is the cutest kanaya
>>82990157
They are talking about dicks
>>82990157
i'll give u a hint, anon
fef is talking about sollux
what does sollux have two of?
>>82990241
Vriska has eight dicks?
>>82990255
;;;;)
I think my biggest problem with the whole "Dave reflecting on his shitty upbringing" thing wasn't so much that it wasn't believable even in the context of Homestuck's wackiness, but that it was the one thing in the entirety of Homestuck that ended up under being reflected on in such a way, other than Vriska's pre-mortem monologue to John.
Rose going grimdark out of grief, John seeing his father dead, Dave wanting justice for his bro despite his mixed feelings for him, the Strilondes conspicuous desire to martyr themselves with The Tumor. It's like every plot thread or bit of character development got dumped on the ground with a "Welp, glad that's over!" the moment Act 6 started, instead of building on the escalation. Better yet, rather having these things brought up in the 11th hour, have more of Act 6 dedicated to the established characters instead of half-assing sixteen new ones!
Whatever, I'm done.
>>82990255
you 8et
>>82990246
But who is Terezi talking about? I know Ara is all about that huge horsecock
>>82990157
Ara's showing Eq's bulge length
>>82990302
Blood has nothing to do with bulges
>>82990302
Believe it or not
it's karcuck
>>82990302
I'd assume Karkat, but Dave could also work as well.
>>82990076
MEANWHILE, IN THE OTHER ROOM
>>82990076
What happened to this "Doodleanon"
>>82982754
>>82982704
It was implied. No one in the comic directly said that Dave and Karkat were fucking. They almost certainly were, but the closest thing we got to someone saying that was Vriska saying "Oh gee goly gee I wonder whatever is going on 8etween those two 8oys?"
There was a shitton of subtext. Just nothing direct.
>>82990386
Damn, I love this Terezi and Rose.
>>82990336
Look at her panties
>>82990492
Ah, well that answers that then.
>>82990386
>john this is tge wrong comic
>lets go back to three years
Kek
>>82990388
hsg chased her out because there was a conflict about pronouns or whatever
doodles thought it was super problematic and hsg thought she was being super dumb over nothing
