>ITT: Non-/co/related characters that could easily kill superman
>Hardmode: No /a/
>>82932884
But all of his traps are unusually weak considering their materials.
>>82932884
Please note, you have to be at least 18 yo to post.
Given the right tools, aside from Kryptonite, I'm sure the Winchester brothers could wear ol' Kal-El down.
They're the only non-/co/, non-/a/ I can think of.
>>82932884
Darkseid if he wanted to
>>82932910
He could probably keep pissing him off by just always being a step ahead
>Superman bursts through Kevin's door
>A mallet slams on his head
>Shrugs it off and exits the kitchen
>Releasing another tripwire, letting another mallet fall onto his head
>Supes almost finds it funny that such a pathetic attempt happened again
>Up the stairs
>At the top of the stairs is a bucket that dumps out a bunch of mallets
>Supes has had enough of this
>Flies straight through the walls to grab onto Kevin and try to squeeze the life out of him
>it's just more mallets
The magic man from Adventure Time.
>>82933018
>>82933138
>non-/co/
>>82933138
>>82933018
>What the fuck's a "/co/related"?
>I should post anyway, just so I feel important
>>82933195
>>82933199
Ooookay I see what I did wrong
Freddy Krueger?
The monkey that Goku was based off of in Chung chong lore or whatever.
The writers and DC inc
/thread
>>82932884
Q , or any of the Star Trek aliems that are essentially god
>>82932884
OneCHUNK
>>82932884
Since mlp has its own board, would ponies technically count?
If so, then Discord or one of the princesses.
>>82933441
You're thinking of the Monkey King Anon.
Gordan Ramsey by insulting Ma Kent's cooking
>>82933475
>/threading your own post
You forgot to ask us to screencap it
Q could do it easily.
>>82932884
>my parents taught me a different lesson...on vacation in a gutter without me.
>the world only makes sense if you force it to
I am God
>The tickets are now Kryptonite!
>>82933565
Q's the equivalent of mxyzptlk
Any appropriately high level magic users, since magic is bullshit and it still effects superman.
Your mom
>>82933419
Could his abilities work on someone with genuine superpowers?
The time lords?
That dude from stranger in a strange land
The Chosen Undead could just keep coming back and eventually git gud enough to kill Supes with either brute force, cheese, magic, or all three. Not to mention he becomes invulnerable while rolling.
Asura if he's angry
Hua Mulan
She was basically double Batman
>>82933851
trips don't lie
>>82933805
Doctor Destiny invaded the JL's dream in one episode, so supes is vulnerable to dream powers it seems.
That flash nightmare was the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gjwWsq2fvs
Cloud from FF7 or really any FF character who could use non-elemental attack magic.
>>82933992
>You'll never read a story about Kirby vs Justice League
>>82932983
Anon, no one younger than 18 would post home alone. Most underagefags probably never grew up with it.
>>82934132
I'm 21 and I didn't even grow up with it.
Take a long time to consider this.
Kratos
>>82933885
WHY DOESNT SHE JUST RAPE TRIPLE JOKER?!
