Oh snap, /co/! Chaddseid, the dark god of getting mad pussy, has taken interest in your waifu. Only the main character(s) from the last cartoon you watched or comic you read can defend her hymen, or whatever remaining purity she has if she's already taken the hot dick.
How cucked are you?
>>82892792
She gonna get rekt
>>82892792
>eddsworld
uh...
>>82892792
the goddam batman gonna save the day
Why the fuck would anyone ever look at /v/ and think "yeah, there's some good shit coming from there"
>>82892792
I lie how the threads with OP image almost never gets noticed.
>EEnE
Well i will call anti hall monitor and tell him Chadseid is porting illegal weapons
>>82892792
Every time I see this picture I'm disappointed there's no follow up and more stuff with Chadseid and Power Nerd.
Animaniacs have meme powers, my waifu is safe.
>>82892792
>Terry McGinnis
We'll be fine.
>>82893041
huh
>>82893176
>implying they would do anything but worsen the problem
>>82893249
That's a valid point.
>>82893176
>>82893249
>the only way to solve the problem of you or him taking her virginity is to have both of you stick it in at the same time!
I am screwed either way!
>>82893298
Then I suppose the question that remains is whether I want to take the pussy or the butt.
>>82893426
The pussy of course. How is it even a question? What are you, gay?
>>82893074
Snitches get their Galaxy obliterated.
>>82892792
>Spider-Cuck
Goodbye Mei, you delicious chubby chinksicle.
>civl war II (2(two))
who the fuck is the main character on that?
last cartoon is cancer memeverse, so i guess she is getting dicked
>>82892792
Can I instead offer him a really comfy chair?
>>82893571
Carl Denvers?
>>82892792
He's gonna teleport her and make her taste some Eliadick.
Fuck.
>sinestro
I think he'll back off
>>82892792
>Miles Morales
He'll just use his venom blast then head to his next class.
Fucking New Normies allways stealing my waifusssss REEEEEEEEE
But OP...
The main character of the last comic I read WAS Chaddseid!
>>82893688
then the question is, can chadseid cuck himself?
>>82892792
Doc might be able to find one of Jonas' inventions that can help, but probably not.
Hank and Dean have an equal chance of haphazardly saving the day or fucking it up.
Brock could maybe beat him up, or get him some non high school pussy.
>>82893833
Hank and Dean can turn into Mecha-Shiva
>Crisis on Infinite Earths
Yep. I win.
Hell, don't even need no nobody besides S.B. Prime.
>>82892792
But Op, what if you ARE a girl?
>>82894034
Chadseid fucks YOU instead.
>>82892792
>implying Darkseid wouldn't be a massive math nerd.
It was Mike Tyson mysteries. I have faith in you iron Mike. Just gotta tell him chadsied stole his pigen
Uhhh, daria repels him with crushing words of reality
>>82894069
Sounds like a good deal to me. He probably has a pretty good dick. And look at that sick-ass pompadour, god damn.
>sue storm
I'm just handing him my waifu on a silver platter.
>>82894069
I'm not really up for that but I don't remember what cartoon I watched last so I'm screwed
>Superman
Thanks Sups. You always were my hero.
>Mickey Mouse
>The metal men
Hmm probably fucked.
>Gwenpool
I'm screwed she's useless, and Chadseid will probably fuck her while he's at it
>>82892792
Who is this / source
>Spongebob
Starfire's ass is as good as fucked.
>>82892792
>gumball defending my waifu
It's not fucking fair
>>82892792
IDW's TMNT
uhh, is a Chaddsied equal to Darkseid in strength?
cause if not i think they can take him but if so i play the Teens in high school card and have the four cool approachable teens spread nasty Rumors about Chaddseid so no one wants to hang with him.
If you want to count manga/anime, then I have Saitama and Genos from One Punch Man. Genos will just job to him, but I think Saitama can pull his weight.
>>82898016
>If you want to count manga/anime
Sure, why not.
Of course, that would mean that Tomoko is defending my waifu.
>>82892792
Phineas and ferb
Power Pack
I'm not worried.
>>82892792
Yeah, that hymen is pretty much done for.
>>82892792
>Bob's Burgers.
If I pay Louise the right amount of money, my waifu is safe.
>>82892792
>The Vision
Could he and his family overpower Chaddseid? I think so...
>>82892792
>Daredevil Born Again.
Uhhh...
Yay?
>>82892792
Chadseid's gonna get Franked, son.
>>82892792
>comic: Moon Knight
>cartoon: Mike from Mike Tyson Mysteries
Whelp...Chadseid will get his ass kicked badly either way.
>>82898251
Virginia will experience the Omega Pounding along with your waifu.
>Doomguy
Chadseid stands no chance
>>82894191
>Popeye
thanks toonforce
>>82892792
Joseph Jostar is going to wreck his ass!
>>82892792
I'm glad I took interest in Zibarro, its the only reason I picked this up.
>>82892792
>Coimic: JL 3000
Probably be fine there.
>Cartoon: I've betrayed /co/ and watched
animu. Parasyte -themaxim- guy.
Chadsied will likely stomp him out.
>Video game Uncharted 4
Nate's got this.
>>82892792
>Steven uses his impenetrable sheild to deflect his cock from her hymen
>chadseid's cock gets bent
>steven apologises and uses his spit to heal it back to it's original shape
>everyone is friends and redeemed and pointless drama is avoided.
>while pearl gently weeps
>Waifu: Cyclone
>Last comic: Black Magick
Oh shit, looks like it' going to be a threesome!
He is going to make everything so much worse.
>>82893298
>implying it wouldn't end with me and Chadseid getting cucked by the Warner Brothers and maybe even the Warner Sister Dot
Mr. McMahon gets much more pussy than Chadseid ever did.
Honestly it could go either way, I would say that she would be fine if Xavier could hold Chadseid's attention long enough and even get him to follow his rambling ideas.
>>82900631
>better
>>82900432
>while pearl gently weeps
I'm imagining Pearl singing While My Guitar Gently Weeps now.
>>82892989
they would have to die and take darkseid down as ghosts, like they did in that one halloween special.
Perfectly safe.
>>82892792
I just watched fucking family guy. Im not happy about it.
>Cue thirty minutes of peter and the gang doing stupid stunts to get them separated, that dont work.
>at least 10 cutaway gags that go nowhere
>meanwhile stewie and brian are trying to get a picture with George Takei to prove to some nerdy girl that brian knows him, so he can fuck her.
>Finally at the end, peter ends up shooting my waifu.
>"Dere you go buddy. you didnt get cucked by Chaddseid. We did it, yay! ehehehehehe."
>>82892792
Bunnicula is kind of a wild card, can't really say.
The other two certainly won't be much help.
>>82892792
I have a good feeling about this.
>Star vs the forces of Chaddseid
Even if he takes her hymen, I'm only really interested in her ass
>pic related it's my waifu
>>82903199
look what you did Gravity Falls. Now John Cena is Dipper
>>82892792
I was curious about the meme...
>>82903649
so while you, the dover boys and chadseid duke it out, your Waifu gets stolen by a passing vagrant.
They'll save the day, but I'll hate myself all the same.
>>82900432
cringe
this is why you faggots shouldnt be allowed out of your containment thread
>>82903649
I recently watched it, too.
The memes don't do it justice, it actually is a pretty great cartoon.
>>82904658
Who is on your hymen defense force, Anon?
>>82893074
>not just putting a pebble in ed's shoe
>>82903649
Unhand her, Chaddseid!
Unhand her, Chaddseid!
Unhand her, Chaddseid!
>>82894069
im a guy could i still get fucked.
no homo but come on its fucking darksied who wouldent want to cum for darksied
>>82892792
I hope we get a JL8 sequel one day when they're in high school.
hm aquaman, mera, dead water and the scavenger must protect mami tomoe.
shes going to be taking his cock's headin the vagina.
normaly i hate this whole purity shit but i doubt mami ever got any sexing done.
I gotta say, pomp sure looks nice on Darkseid.
>>82892792
My waifu is dead and the main character is the one who snapped her head. So he does protect me from getting cucked in a sense.
>>82897385
http://megasweet.deviantart.com/
dont have time to find the image itself but the signature checks out
>>82892792
Gwenpool is too confused by finding herself in a Fanfic to save Flame Princess.
>>82893249
well, regularly they can be a little annoying, is only when you try to directly shun them or attacking them when they start causing disaster.
you can't be friends with them, but you can just ignore them peacefully, answer whatever they are asking if they are insisting too much, or just say hi. and you should be safe.
>>82892792
I don't know. Samus is probably gonna get fucked.
>>82892792
>K.N.D
It's going to be the most glorious battle of all time regardless of who wins.
>>82892792
>How cucked are you?
OMEGA KEKED
>Sabrina from Chilling Adventures
Fucked
>>82892792
>Annie (Gunnerkrigg)
This could actually work out with the Coyote fang, as long as she operated with the knowledge that she would be working against a dark god of sorts.
>>82892792
This either goes really well or really poorly.
>>82898090
I also watched Gumball.
Poor, sweet Ilana.
>>82903199
Is that Paige on the far right?
>Last read comic
>DOOM
Virginity: Intact.
Guts: Not so much.
>the Dinobots
Uh, maybe?
I think a lot of people here are really underestimating Darkseid's power.
>>82909706
Ah, but this isn't Darkseid anon, this is Chadseid. He hasn't discovered the power of true hate yet, just generally being douchey, and he uses the Omega Sanction to deliver endzone passes.
>>82910160
Chaddseid.
Captain of the football team.
Prom king.
Head of his class.
On his way to an Ivy league college.
He is many things. But today, he plays the role of pussy slayer.
>>82910366
>Bro-El, if I knew that banging that chick would've made you so mad...
>I totally would've went back and slaid that pussy again
>Maybe even a third time
>>82910425
>Bro-El and Chaddseid were formerly friends in school until around high school where Chaddseid started being a dick.
Building quite a narrative right here.
I just realized I keep spelling his name with two d's before the seid part and I have no idea why.
Nothing kills a boner faster than enthusiastically helpful advice given in a mildly Southern accent. My waifu is safe.
>>82892792
can i depend on timmy turner to not go completely AWOL in order to protect the purity of umjammer lammy, the purest waifu around?
...of course not
>>82910726
Timmy doesn't have the brainpower to fight this guy.
>>82903495
>Not interested in pleasing your waifu
I get that anal is hot, but only seeing your waifu as fuck toy is disgraceful.
>>82906991
you seem to forget how much jobbers they were.
>>82912248
nice shithair
>>82912282
Nigga what you got against pomps
Bob Belcher...
He'll either get there in enough time to make it so awkward that Chad can't get it up, or he walks in right during the creampie and walks out, defeated and slightly aroused.
>>82912282
>>82912613
>>82912918still shit
>>82906307
Yeah that's his style and he's a big PG fan.
>>82892792
>Godzilla in Hell
Screw the bitch, this is gonna be a good fight no matter the outcome. I'm gonna grab some popcorn.
>>82892792
>Jotaro Kujo
I guess he has a chance because his stand is invisible?
Is successful but then just so happens to fuck her himself, and doesn't understand why I'm so pissed. Stare down and cut to credits
>>82892792
Probably fairly cucked I'd say.
>>82892792
Im legit triggerd, fuck you man.
>>82892792
Where oh where can I find note pictures of awkward dorky high school Power Girl.
I thought there was just the one of her in a red sweater, is there more?
I'm just glad my waifu isn't human.He will probably cuck me over using my own body if he stops Chadseid though.
They just have to use Judgment Gun Morphing and then the power of Justice or something will save the day.
>>82901792
Xavier Vs The Anti Life Equation would certainly be something.
>>82892792
I'll just give him the anti sex equation. Problem solved.
>>82892792
Do I get Wonder Woman in general, in which case I'm OK, or Wonder Woman as written by Finch, in which case she mopes around crying for a while before getting tricked into thinking a threesome with Chaddseid and my waifu is the only way to save the world?
>>82892792
>Batman
My waifu is safe
>>82914498
Chaddseid can't harm stands because he doesn't have a stand. It should be doable.
>>82892792
>Darth Vader
Unless Chaddseid has full Darkseid power I see this going well.
>>82892792
I'd be double-cucked because I last watched Archer, and whether he beats Chadseid or not one of them is fucking my waifus.
>>82892792
Jojo
I'm good
>>82918506
>because he doesn't have a stand
How do you know?
Ha ha implying I actually read comics.
>>82905354
>>82905354
>I hope we get a JL8 sequel one day when they're sexually active.
you're fooling no one
>>82912248
> I want to fuck that titcow
>fire remaining small laser
>>82892792
The Universe is fucked
