Speed Force-tier Super Speed
Not even a question. I want to be able to fucking outrun LIGHT.
>>82871499
Combination of Spider-man and Iron-Fist's powers.
The power to convince anyone to do anything I want them to.
The power to have any power I wanted.
Also make people ejaculate at will.
Dude is walking down the street and BAM! He cums in his pants.
>>82871551
Why so that you can pull a Barry Allen and kill a multiverse too? Innocent people died Barry. They died and are never coming back.
Invisibility.I'm already ignored by everyone I know as is. Might as well go all the way.
>>82871683
>>82871605 here, Let me see if I can convince you to make me cum in my pants. That way we can see if both our powers work.
Power Cosmic
>>82871605
We got a potential rapist here!
>>82871739
cry moar faggot
why don't you put the whole multiverse in a bottle bitch
Telekinesis because fuck you I like telekinesis
>>82871852
Forced love is still love, Iron Man.
>>82871880
>>82871765
You gonna spy on naked co-eds in the shower?
>>82871551
I'd be okay with super speed powers like Quicksilver's instead of Flash because then stuff like >>82871739 happens.
I don't wanna be so OP.
I want to control the world with my mind.
For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off. She's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.
I do other stuff; like I'm riding my bike in the park, and this policewoman says "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" and I go "Oh no?" And her uniform falls off, and she goes "Ahh!" and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway. And I get on my bike and I ride off. On the grass.
That's not all though, like I go to the World Cup final, and it's Germany versus England, and I wish that I were playing, and suddenly I am, and I score the winning goal, and they carry me into the dressing room and there's Roony and Beckham and then Posh Spice walks in and... Her clothes fall off. Instantly. And she doesn't know what's happening, but I've seen everything.
I'm a sort of a James Bond figure... I have to go to Iraq, to rescue these hostages. And I get there and I rescue them, but they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter, and I'm flying the helicopter, but I can still sneak a look in the mirror and I can see everything, you know. One of them's bending over, two of them are kissing because they've been in the camp for so long.
>>82871499
Power to control time.
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>>82872395
Thar was good
Deep Sleep Inducement
>>82871551
This and Spider-Sense equally as fast.
>>82873213
Not like you would need it.
>>82872395
Healing.
As in, healing other people.
I just want to help people.
god, why cant i save them
>>82871739
Those deaths were for charity, Clark.
>>82872395
thread over, everyone go home.
>>82872395
Go to bed, Patrick Stewart.
>>82871499
gimme The Spot's powers
>>82871551
this
Immortality
Invulnerablity
Sometimes I like to fantasize about watching the world go by over the course of decades or centuries
Maybe I'd sit up on Everest for a while and convince some climber that I'm god here to impart some wisdom on him
>>82872634
this, time stopping by slapping fingers
>>82872022
Why not? Not like I can jerk it at the same time.
Gonna be kind of weird when a cum shot comes out of thin air.
>>82873734
like they'll know what's going on
>>82871499
The ability to reach into my computer and make digital items real. For fairness's sake, they can only be things I didn't create and they must be "items" or "entities", meaning that I can't make the events described in a digital work of fiction happen, but I can reach into an FPS and pull out a machine gun.
Gladstone's luck would probably come in handy.
I'd try my best not to be such a smug cunt about having it, though. I'd want to apply it to a lot of versatile endeavors (after winning money to fund them, obviously) that'd need an infallible wealth of luck and conveniently amassed resources to accomplish. Stuff like solving famous mysteries by without even trying, recovering lost media and other historic treasures, curing disease just through happy accidents, etc.
>>82873779
I'm pretty sure, in a room filled with girls, there's going to be one Velma who's going to ruin it.
Also, how would you explain the foot prints in the water stream?
>>82873924
>Also, how would you explain the foot prints in the water stream?
you won't because you're invisible. just run outside. You're giving people too much credit if you think that they wount instantly freak out and stampede at the sight of magic cum and fottprints
>>82872395
>have unlimited power
>use it to strip girls
This man is my hero.
>Ghost powers
Invisibility, intangibility, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, illusion manipulation, possession
All the good stuff.
I want Ant-Man's suit so I can live my fetishes and be fine.
>>82872395
Is this pasta? Because this is some good ass pasta if it is.
>>82874507
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3uir5_extras-patrick-stewart-ricky-gervai_shortfilms
I'm surprised so many people seem to be missing the reference.
