i love Elizabeth Olsen but damn you could feel the internal laughter while she was telling Scarlet Witch story.
https://youtu.be/7Z7bZOJV3v8
Why are they so cute?
WHY?!
http://ellentube.com/videos/0-v4b32inn/
>>82852941
That's what you get when invite decent person to play in capeshit movie
>>82853256
>decent person
She's l-l-l-lewd
>>82853319
DELETE THIS
ZAAAP!
>>82852941
I'm so glad I don't read comics. This shit is super silly.
>>82852941
Well no shit, when you read comics, you see how things happen, but when you retell 50 years of story of a character in a medium like comics it's going to sound absolutely retarded.
All characters have had their low points.
I can't be the only one who remembers the Zebra Batman.
>>82852941
>Olsen whispering No More Mutants
>>82852941
>but
I'm not following. The internal laughter just made me like her more.
>>82853453
pure sex
>>82853319
>>82853453
My dick. More lewd Olsen please.
>>82853423
Super boner!
>>82853484
Okay.
>>82853453
What movie?
>>82853561
thanks anon I just got fucking fired
>>82853577
Civil War.
In one of the deleted scenes she goes overboard with her powers and travels back in time.
>>82853577
In Secret
>>82853423
It's just not the same without audio
>>82853484
Posting an explicit lesbian rape scene.
>>82853256
>decent person
Yeah no.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/narcos-star-elizabeth-olsen-dumped-me-the-day-my-friend-died/news-story/c4a7870eb7c8479a44fb6947fb7f9ffc
>>82853688
Why is a guy in his 30s best friends with a guy in his 60s
>>82853688
Damn, ice cold.
>>82853688
There are no details in this article. No talk of reason for the breakup, no statement of the state of their relationship or even if she knew that his friend had died. We don't know if she was being a bitch or not is what I'm saying.
>>82852941
I like how active she is in all this.
>>82853750
>tfw she will never dump you over the phone
That no more mutants would be a great reaction face.
>>82853853
>Scarlet Witch altered the probabilities of any other capeshit other than Marvel of succeding to 0
Thanks for the head-canon.
>>82853853
My autism is getting the better of me, can anyone line up the picture with her profile better?
>>82852941
I wish it was a external laughter.
It's the good kind of laughter though. You can tell from this an everything else she's not dismissive or disrespectful of the stuff
>>82853319
>>82854004
You can get the, "This is ridiculous and nonsensical" vibe when she gets to Disassembled.
>>82854060
Well, it's true.
>>82853688
>actor talks nonchalantly about unfortunate events in his life, a depression spiral after a mentor's death that ruined his life and how he snapped out of it. doesn't mention names. talks about bike ride in Chile. Beauty of life and nature.
>cue "journalism"
>dig up who he was with at the time
>headline "[insert actress] is a bitch"
what a weaselly little slimy shit editor.
>>82854014
Why were the twins so horny towards each other.
>>82853818
This.
>>82853853
>overloaded action
>cliched villain
Wait, so this is a review of an MCU movie?
>>82854150
I remember they were married and fought a famous Japanese monster.
>>82854224
It's not like she fought anything.
>>82854224
And they allowed to be experimented on them in case the world was in danger from Godzilla again, so they could fight back.
They left the kid in Japan.
>>82854150
Goes to show how perfect the casting was.
>>82852941
>>82854060
I think it's clear she was just being silly with it the whole time with the whole throwing the comics behind her and some of the lines she said. And like someone else said even the most ardent comic fan has to admit that a summary of any characters history is going to sound ridiculous when condensed and said out loud.
>>82854224
I remember when she was Thanos' daughter
>>82854150
>yfw when the Olsen and ATJ wanted to incorporate the incest storyline from the Ultimates
>>82854287
delete this
Mods ban him before it's too late.
>>82854293
4uhttp://xhamster.com/movies/3963293/elizabeth_olsen_oldboy.html
>>82854287
I remember when they fucked.
>>82854353
They didn't.
>>82854338
Delete this.
>>82854338
The only positive thing about the Oldboy remake.
>>82852941
Yeah shes just an actress. You have to remember whats going on here. Shes sitting at a big green table in front of a big green curtain. she probably reading this stuff for the first time off some cards, getting paid pocket change and there's some hack web short director yelling "Do some gestures! point at the picture. Wave your hands around like you're doing witch stuff."
>>82854284
Just that she can have fun with it is cool enough.
Could you imagine a bunch of the other actors going through their characters histories like that? RDJ and Johansson's eyes would be rolling out of their skulls.
>>82854338
I know actors are mostly succesful normalfags that get laid a lot but I wonder if they get boners when they get to fake hump almost completely naked cute actresses.
Her nips were rubbing on him and he grabbed her ass.
>>82853705
They could have legitimately forged a friendship on a chance meeting. Or he was gay.
>>82852941
>"No more mu-rants..."
MY DICK
>>82854590
She looks so different in that pic.
>>82854496
I imagine the women would take it as a compliment. Besides, having all the crew around would be un-erotic so they probably couldn't if they wanted. But they wear fabric or something down there so no actual contact happens.
>>82853688
Fuck right off, firstly whatever you think of her we don't know what this guy was like.
Secondly this is a shit scenario. You get in a relationship with someone who has a friend or family about to die, things don't work out personally between you regardless of other things happening to them or yourself and you want to break it off beforehand? Well then they hate you for leaving when they'd need you later, if you break it off during same thing, if you break it off after well then you look like you were planning it out in a very mechanical fashion to wait X amount of days for a clearing in their schedule when you had already stopped loving each other well before.
People always demonize the person who breaks off a relation, but if someone stays in a bad relation and everyone starts asking why they didn't leave sooner. There's no win state.
>>82854496
Plenty of actors have talked about it in the past
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/apr/19/secret-actress-sex-scenes-forgive-me-if-i-harden
It happens, and it's awkward as all hell for all parties involved as the best case scenario.
>>82854755
>It was the most bizarre experience to wake up in horror, then to feel the massive wash of relief that it was just a dream only to be hit with the realization that it was about to be real.
That about sums up life really.
>>82852941
>she will never whisper anything into your ear
>no one else from the MCU will do a cool and quick character breakdown
Would love to here Evans go over caps history. Or Rudd talking about Scott Lang throughout the decades
>>82854987
Yeah, she's been in a lot of things during the Civil War thing.
Complete opposite of Scarjo who has been at almost none of these things.
>>82855028
She's over in NZ shooting GitS though, scheduling issues.And if gossip rags are to be believed, developing a serious blow addiction
>>82855047
You mean coke?
>>82855060
Yes
>>82854755
Man this whole thing leaves me really self-conscious.
>>82855067
Holy fuck, hope not.
We all saw what coke did to Elizabeth's sisters, and Scarjo looked quite hot in CW.
>>82855068
To be fair if you ever find yourself in a situation with a girl rubbing herself all over you and you get a boner I think that's what she wanted and it's a good thing.
>>82854755
>Just some thin, small fabric covering the pussy
>Just a sock on the dick
Damn, that's more explicit than I imagined.
>>82855099
Eh, apparently its been going on for some time. Although she has been looking like shit recently
>>82853588
>>82852941
>''Okay guys, let's see how many niggers our lovely Wanda kills in yet another trip to Africa hahaha!''
Jesus christ I waifu'd her so much.
What's wrong with her?
I was hoping she would stop before the shit age of comics.
>>82853453
My dick is diamond
>>82853369
>Ben Affleck will never storytime this
>>82855516
>Snyder will never talk about the deep and complex issues of someone living as a circular saw
>>82852941
HA HA FUCK BENDIS AND MARVEL EDITORS.
We need another thing like Ultimate Verse but that it is more like Marvel Adventures and cut off from all the edge.
>>82854484
But Iron Man barely has a history. His only good story is DiaB.
>>82854288
Shame they didn't go full Ultimates all the way.
>>82852941
I love her even more after watching that pham.
Don't know what you are talking about.
![855[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/tlCDA9A.png "855[2].png")
>>82855516
>>82855563
>DC cast explains Silver Age comics
id rather pay for that than Snyders movies
>Henry trying to explain super dickery
>>82853482
HOLY SHIT
>>82853588
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>82856492
>Russell Crowe storytiming this
>>82857511
DELETE THIS
>>82857511
DELETE THIS
>>82857511
POST MORE
>>82857511
Is that John Hawkes?
>>82857638
Maybe? I haven't watched it.
>>82857511
Bendis probably liked this movie.
>>82857829
Source?
>>82857511
I like my waifu's defiled.
>>82858074
after this
>>82857511
Lizzie got a taste for porn.
There's plenty of videos, but she made an effort to delete them.
>>82854702
>whiteknighting this hard
Face it your waifu is shit.
>>82852941
>mfw Byrne
>>82858151
She's not, fuck you.
>>82853256
She's perfect as Wanda. Are you implying otherwise?
>>82853367
Some are more simple, anon.
>>82854429
Yeah, I know she's said she read House of M, but most of this is clearly scripted. As well it should be.
>>82854702
>if you break it off after well then you look like you were planning it out in a very mechanical fashion to wait X amount of days for a clearing in their schedule when you had already stopped loving each other well before.
You act as if this option isn't the correct option
Leaving before or during just shows that you don't actually care about them
Leaving after shows that you care enough to at least help them get through a difficult time, even if you actually stopped loving them long before, it seems awful that a person could spend that much time with someone else in a relationship and not actually care about them even if they didn't feel the same way as when they started
>>82858334
>Leaving before or during just shows that you don't actually care about them
Maybe that's why she broke up with him.
>>82858334
>You act as if this option isn't the correct option
It's the least incorrect, but there is no real correct one.
You'll inevitably just get called out for sticking around out of pity or fear of guilt rather than concern, when you're breaking up with someone they're not going to give you brownie points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKuYCEoyyRA
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>82854484
Bucky would do it
>>82855159
She's made from the same material as Laura Prepon. Heck, the blonde season in that 70's show I always did a double take.
Wide face, somewhat stocky, big tits.
In 10 years she'll look like a man, face-wise. Not like she does now, but something like that.
In a way it works for the MCU because she'll end up like the cliche Russian ballet instructor, short fat and mean with a rough voice. I'd say it fits.
Elizabeth has cute feet
Shocked RDJ hasn't done something like this, or Mackie.
>>82858742
She has cuteeverything.
>>82858677
Because Bucky's got a fantastic history.
>>82858746
Mackie is eternally assblasted he isn't wearing the red spandex and talking to birds
>>82858817
But Redwing drone is cute.
>>82858891
I know, I thought it was cool, but Mackie loves the Falcon so much he was willing to speak fluent birdese to prepare for the role
Makes you wonder how good the twins would look if they hadn't gotten all fucked up
>>82859173
Like this maybe?
Olsen looks pretty much the same as she did back when she was in her early 20's.
>>82859237
In fact I think Elizabeth looks hotter now.
Pic related, she's 15 there.
>>82857829
Well fuck. Wonder if there's a way to find it
>>82859738
Find what?
>>82859738AJ Applegate
>>82852941
For the gods, she would be lovely even while reading a shopping list
>>82859782
The white rabbit
>>82852941
I'm surprised that she was allowed to say "X-Men"
>>82852941
Jesus Elizabeth do you have to toss everything around? I'm not cleaning up after you.
>>82860012
You are willing to make the Scarlet Witch angry, anon?
>>82859356
Puberty was kind, she the was the plain sister.
Like how Will Smith has more than two kids.
>>82858776
Does he? Just bought the Winter Soldier graphic novel. Heard great things about it and I'm trying to read comics again after a 10 year hiatus.
>>82858817
>>82859003
Didn't know he was a Falcon fan. Good for him I guess.
>>82860330
Which one did you buy?
>>82860392
His origin story I think.
>>82852941
WHY ARE MCU ACTORS HAVING SO MUCH FUN
WHY
COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUSSINESS(._. )
>>82854060
Which it is, showing Olsen has taste of some sort even if she's not deep into comics. Or maybe she is, I don't know
>>82860564
They know they're part of something special. Literally the elite of quality cinema.
>>82860564
>>82860650
samefag, and a marvel intern
>>82860564
It's an executive mandate. Do you think The Mouse would let its actors go on screen and do stuff without its permission?
>>82854193
yes, except you know, muh fox!
>>82859992
They kinda have to for certain character's origin stories
>>82860148
>Will Smith has more than two kids
Wait what
>>82860363
I wouldn't say he's so much a fan as much as he really enjoys being a superhero.
He wants the full package. Bird powers and silly spandex and everything.
>>82860792
Apparently they don't, considering that they remove x-men every single time
It's really weird that she was allowed to say "x-men" or "mutants", albeit she did stress that SW is NOT a mutant anymore, so I guess that's it.
>>82860825
His oldest son was with another woman.
Tom Hanks in a similar boat.
They weren't always famous, they were actors, trying to make it, they meet someone, fuck em, have a baby. Then they get really rich and famous and drop their first wife in favor of someone better.
>>82854755
I must be even worse if you're shooting a rape scene.
>>82853588
Dis you hit War Machine?
>>82861097
Yeah, must be awkward filming a scene where Olsen is trying to rape you.
>>82861319
Quite.
>>82852941
She is so cute I don't care she makes fun of it.
Even so it's silly but silly fun.
>>82854338
Brolin acts like a total virgin, doesn't know where to touch or what position to take. Looks awkward as hell, and it probably was.
>>82860012
I would specifically clean up after Elizabeth for free if she let me live with her.
While we're here I'll just put it on the table I'm also open to S&M.
>>82855047
No fucking way. She ''just'' had an child and all. Get the fuck out of here, man.
>>82862270
If anything's going to make you do coke it's the first few months of baby.
>>82852941
I want to hug Wanda, so I want to hug her.
>>82853369
>Zebra Batman
>low point
>>82852941
Why not just use a giant die?
>>82862210
Well, he's banging his daughter.
>>82862911
Do you really think it's easier to get a giant die than it would be to print one out?
>>82853453
BTW this is why women wore huge skirts back in the day.
>>82863897
>>82853588
well you're the one browsing 4chan at work, so...
>>82863897
So people could eat them out?
>>82854338
at 1:53 you can see his dick and balls.
he's cut and totally flaccid
>>82864263
He must be gay.
>>82860148
she still is plain.
>>82864551
She's an angel.
>>82857511
>>82853453
Delete these.
>>82865506
Mildly lewd.
>>82864602
So was Satan.
>>82866000
But my she isn't going to make every bad guy suffer even after death.
>>82866027
>She will never be your wife
End it all senpai.
>>82866394
>she will never be cuddled up to you whenever you wake up
>>82859356
Well of course she's gonna look plain next to fucking Elsa and Anna
>>82852941
Kek, at revelation of the fact that Magneto isn't her father even she was like
>"What's the point?"
>>82853256
go away faggot, we like best genre here.
>>82853674
but Whedon is totes feminazi
>>82867081
But he is, or was.
>>82867081
Uhh.
>>82854702
This. Situation is awkward as fuck and you are not sure what the best way to deal with it is. Speak to them in person? Or maybe don't so it will have less impact on them? Keep your distance to not exacerbate or be direct and engaged? Stick around or GTFO?
Pretty much impossible to make the right moves.
>>82853588
promotions!!
>>82867081
Whedon pls go.
>>82854793
>>It was the most bizarre experience to wake up in horror, then to feel the massive wash of relief that it was just a dream only to be hit with the realization that it was about to be real.
>That about sums up life really.
this make me remember when I dream to have a college test, so then i wake up and have yet to do the test. a bummer
>>82871230
>mfw had a dream when I was in for the finals
>woke up
>remember that I finished school long ago and i'm already working
It's glorious.
>>82871336
>Dream I'm in high school again
>You've been skipping so many classes anon what happened?
>Eh I've been doing a lot lately
>Have a ton of fun with my school buddies
Then I wake up and realize I'm not in HS school anymore and I don't have any college friends.
>>82866394
It hurts.
>>82853482
Is that actually her?
>>82873889
Nah, porn actress called AJ Applegate.
She just looks a lot like her.
>>82852941
That video was worth it just for having Olsen saying Scarlet Witch's "No more mutants." I bet if someone shows that to Bendis, he'll have an orgasm.
>>82855315
"Wanda, I thought I'd smash a nigga's spine by "accident" to lift your spirits."
"Spirits raised!"
>>82861319
> Liz will never rape you and do that cute smile as she violently pegs you.
>>82874802
It's soul-crushing.
>>82865506
"Give me back my pants, anon...please."
>>82853674
"You will suck my toes every day and address me as Wanda the Queen of Chaos."
>>82875786
Bendis pls go.
>>82866027
She sends them to Chthon's 7 hells where they are crushed by the Chaos Magics of the Mad Demon God.
>>82876082
It would be an interesting relationship.
>>82864602
I want topinch her paprika
>>82876148
Don't know if that sounds good or bad.
>>82874436
He still has to deal with the fact that Scarlet Witch is not evil.
>>82862753
>Zebras bark
>look it up
>it's true
Huh.
>>82875786
It's not like she has to brainwash me for that.
>>82877092
>tfw no qt overpowered magic girl to be brainwashed by
>>82853873
Someone tell Grace Randolph!
I have this hope Mads Michelsen is voicing based Chthon to satisfy my Elder God fetish.
>>82877909
Mads is already playing the villain in Dr. Strange.
She was such a qt in CW.
>>82878414
> You will never be her surrogate dad.
> You will never cuddle her and keep her safe.
> You will never encourage her to explore her powers.
> You will never make her smile.
>>82853453
>Poe Dameron goes down on the Scarlet Witch.
>>82880299I want to pleasure Wanda under a table so she struggles to remain reserved, constantly edging her so she's a wet mess but wanting more.
she wears this outfit in civil war thats like, a skirt and thigh highs with a baggy hoodie and i s2g its the cutest thing and is so goth lite aesthetic i was like GURL...
>>82852941
>you could feel the internal laughter
It's mostly when she's making things "disappear" with her powers.
And this could have been amazing if they'd done a hysterical literature with this instead.
>>82882045
Yeah, I don't think she's going to let them record her after sticking a vibrator up her cooch.
>>82885133
>Black Widow's SHIELD interview video
>>82852941
I didn't feel any internal laughter but the parts where she tosses the comic covers are funny as fuck.
>>82885225
I feel like the toss was extra fast for Children's Crusade. She didn't even show it!
>>82881907
She should have worn a hoodie.
does she have a nose job?
>>82887013
Probably. Other than Adrian Brody, pretty much everyone has had a nose job in Hollywood
okay i've got a retarded question
is elizabeth olsen one of the olsen twins
or is she like from a completely different family who happened to have the same name
>>82887228
She's a younger sister.
>>82887261
what the fuck
i don't know why i'm surprised but i am
>>82887228
The Olsen Twins were Mary-Kate and Ashley.
She's their younger sister.
>>82867081
yeah and they turned on him like wolves while calling him uncle joss and explaining why everything he did was wrong.
Buffy fans were fucking crazy people man.
>actors explaining comics history
They should all do this with the characters they play. Reynolds would do this in character for free because Deadpool is his husbando.
Highly doubt Gadot would be down though.
>>82887389
>Reynolds would do this in character for free because Deadpool is his husbando.
Other way around. Every actor has to explain their character's comic history, and Deadpool has to explain Ryan Reynolds acting history
>>82887284
She's 2 years younger than the twins, but she didn't get into acting until her early 20's, so she wasn't very known.
What's the likelihood of us getting a Scarlet Witch and Vision movie? And the robot fucking the shit out of her on the big screen?
>>82887706
I think it'll be a while before we see them together again.
>>82887556
>Deadpool explaining the plot to Van Wilder
Nice.
Seriously though, am I the only one who thinks Reynolds loves Deadpool just a little too much? Like, he's taking any and all excuses to wear that costume. It's getting kind of worrisome.
>>82887755
I remain optimistic for a phase 4/5 love story
>>82887706
Only if it's a romantic comedy and basically a spiritual sequel to Wimbledon cause Bettany was GOAT in that.
>>82887778
It made him a name again. He kinda slummed it for a while after some of his movies tanked, Deadpool brought him back.
I was hoping his career would hit rock bottom and he'd have to bring back Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place
>>82887778
He's pretty much Deadpool in real life. The behind the scenes stuff where they show all the adlibbed alternate takes is full of stuff that could have been in the movie proper.
>>82887558
fun fact: they're not genetically identical twins, they just kinda look the same
>>82887800
>Tried to hold her prisoner
>Choked out Clint
>Crippled a dude
Yeah, no.
>>82887013
Nah, that's just an Olsen noseFOR YOU
>>82888286
It's better than her fucking her brother
>>82889052
But twincest is pure
>>82887556
>and Deadpool has to explain Ryan Reynolds acting history
This would work so well.
>>82889052
There is literally nothing wrong with the pure love of a brother and sister.
>>82887828
He's a synthetic man, she's a witch. He's order, she's chaos. Together they are Avengers...
They just wanted the simple life, but when Wanda's cheeky Elder God benefactor decides to throw a tantrum because she didn't invite him to her birthday party, and she accidentally opens a hell-mouth, things get tricky, especially when Ultron decides to make a surprise visit.
It's this summer's romantic comedy with weird shit.
>>82889071
>>82889124
>>>/gfg/
>>82889395
Accept their pure love, anon.
>>82889673
Except Quicksilver is married to someone who's 30 years older than him.
>>82889764
Those are the actors.
>>82852941
She looks better blonde.
>>82889882
I prefer her pink-haired to be honest.
>>82890028
>Hello, Ebola-Chan.
>>82890028
She has had some strange photo shoots.
>>82889395
There is literally nothing wrong with giving your qt overpowered goth sister some comfortableanal.
>>82887013
yeah, see >>82859356
I think her old nose is cuter
>>82891165
I don't see much of a difference.
Looks like the sides of the nose are more ''straight''.
>>82889764
>not wanting to be a 30yo widower with fucktons of money on top of your own
Also the fact that they have 2 kids prolly means she's actually really into her, maybe he has some Oedipus thing going on
>>82891220
>wanting your wife to be almost 70 by the time you are 40
>when pic related is single
>when you've known her for almost a decade
Goddamn it Aaron.
>>82857511
What's the name of this movie?
>>82891519
Filename.
One of the most depressive movies i've ever watched.
>>82867081
Is he not?
>>82887558
She's had a weird career too. Martha Marcy May Marlene should have been her breakout star-making role but instead she bumbled around making terrible indie movies for years after that.
I read an interview with her around Civil War where she admitted that she didn't make good decisions about how to build her career after MMMM.
Civil War might or might not help her (she still mostly seems to do indie movies that no one watches). At least it got her more attention because Scarlett Johansson didn't do the press tour so she was the only Lady Avenger out there.
>>82892922
I think she'll be one of the actors that will stay in the MCU after Infinity War.
