Will this show ever get popular?
>>82821233
Who cares this show is made for 5 yearolds
>>82821255
You say that about everything. Have you even watched an episode or are you just assuming? Just because something is marketed towards a certain demographic doesn't mean it was written that way.
>>82821312
Fuck off barneyfag.
>>82821233
Why does that lion have hair and a tattoo of another lion on his shoulder?
Are you sure this is a show and not someones furry OC?
>>82821312
>denial
>>82821233
>Are they ever going to fuck?
>>82821233
It must be good first.
>>82821417
>tfw all the porn of those two is futa dominatrix thanks to national geographic
>>82821233
good animation =/= good show
>>82821727
>good animation
Let me stop ya right there, champ.
>>82821312
>You say that about everything. Have you even watched an episode or are you just assuming? Just because something is marketed towards a certain demographic doesn't mean it was written that way.
Not that guy but...
You have to hit the rock bottom to unironically watch crap like that.
I get why some of us like stuff like MLP or that cartoon with fat kid and transnigger Rock-Women. But still. What the fuck man.
I get that 4chan has some total weirdos in it thought.
>somewhere on this planet there is a guy who watches every episode of this crap and probably dreams about fucking a little girl inside of an animal body-the character
fuck
>>82821727
>good animation
>>82821233
Also this picture creeps me out SO MUCH.
It's like i visit the cringy part of Deviantart again.
Where some fucks draw cartoon animals with "young and sexy" feel where they draw sedusive semi-closed female ears and the same shitty-generic "1 EYEBROW UP 1 EYEBROW DOWN" facial expression.
Both of chracters has this seducive smug-face.
fuck this
>>82821909
Was there a coherent thought there?
>>82822070
>>82821233
It has potential, but the plot always falls short.
Like the episode with the jackals: It was pretty good until they revealed that their master plan was to infiltrate the pridelands by pretending to be nice and then attack a huge gathering of animals about 10 meters from the lions.
>>82821919
>>82821816
Not him, but the animation is both good and bad.
Facial animation and character expression is great .
Running animation and movement is abysmal.
>>82822244
Yeah this is the first flash animated show to figure out how to make faces and heads work in three dimensions, due to strong character designs. Its frame rate also sometimes gets really high on facial movement.
>>82821711
You dirty liar, i cant find futa porn of her anywhere
>>82822369
The show doesn't have much porn in general. There are a couple of nice pics of her and Fuli, the cheetah girl. It's not really futa but she does have her psuedo penis.
>>82822369
literally everybody draws her with a dick or else people start complaining about not being anatomically correct
>>82821312
Yes, some kids shows are witty enough to be enjoyed by older audiences, but this is not one of them. Watch Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse instead for well written kiddy shit.
>>82821711
It's not futa it's a legit big clit.
>>82822433
Things don't have to be self-aware or ironic to be enjoyable by an older audience. The Lion Guard is really no different than most of the TV-Y7 cartoons I had growing up. Especially once the government mandated that they be "educational". Yet I watched cartoons like 101 Dalmatians: The Series without issue, and could still watch it today.
>>82822431
They are correct. Why have porn of a spotted hyena if you're not going to include a pseudo-penis? It's like having snake porn and only giving them male one penis (...even though he only ever uses one at a time IRL).
>>82821711
No, it's because of tranny porn fans. Real hyena females do have the pseudopenis but they don't mount anybody.
>>82821961
>shitty-generic "1 EYEBROW UP 1 EYEBROW DOWN" facial expression.
I believe that's called DreamWorks Face.
>>82822509
I don't care if they have pseudo penis irl, I like my rule 34 girls without penis
>>82822463
tell that to the futafags
>>82821312
It's a show for toddlers though
>>82822666
Then stop looking up porn of an animal with a psuedo-penis you retarded furfag. That's like saying scat grosses you out and then looking up porn of dung beetles. Christ.
>>82822694
Then you will never be convinced. If you can't tell the difference between The Lion Guard and Dora the Explorer, then the fault is with you.
>>82822586
>but they don't mount anybody
Where did you hear this? You're mistaken; female hyenas do mount others in dominance gestures just as dogs do. You can see females mounting each other in almost any hyena documentary.
This is one of the few moments I liked of the show, and that's just for the reference, as bad as they managed to pull it off
>>82822796
Just because it's better than Dora the Explorer doesn't mean it isn't shit. Little Bear and the old Winny the Pooh cartoon blow garbage like Lion Guard out of the water, and they're not even the best little kids shows. Up your standards, anon. We aren't aversed to shows for kids, we're aversed to shows that don't put forth effort.
>>82822820
The documentation I've read suggests otherwise. I suppose I'll have to look further.
"However, female hyenas are still females and behave as such - female-female mounting is rare, and the females are incapable of actually mating. If a hyena pup indulges in sex play, involving mounting other pups, that hyena is almost invariably a male."
>>82822750
go suck your grandmother's dick you piece of shit.
what are the chances that the tangled show also becomes toddler shit like this one? cast and staff look more than promising.
>>82822864
Then dismiss it because it is poorly written. Don't just throw a generic "It's for five year olds!" argument and act like that means anything.
>>82822750
>That's like saying scat grosses you out and then looking up porn of dung beetles.
In curiosity I tried to find dung beetle rule 34. Turns out it doesn't exist.
I don't know if I'm happy or disappointed.
>>82822864
What about Arthur?
>>82822865
I've never heard it was particularly rare; it's a common way to show dominance, and females are more concerned with dominance than males in the case of this species since a female can always supersede the social ladder the males have established among themselves if she favors a particular male over others.
Obviously, it is not a mating attempt, just a brief stint that sends a message. Females that have not borne young are more likely to mount than older females, apparently.
>>82821312
Except in this case it absolutely was.
It's everything about the Lion King that was specifically designed to appeal to toddlers with everything about it that appeals to everyone else (including toddlers) stripped out.
>>82822463
Futanari is a catch all term for girls with hot pokers, literally meaning dickgirl. /d/ is factually wrong because they interpret the japanese word in it's usage rather than it's meaning. Futa is clit dicks, hermaphrodites and transgender(newhalf) alike.
>>82822865
Female hyenas do not receive pleasure from their clits and it is in fact painful to have it erect, they mount as a show of dominance.
>>82823070
Name another toddler cartoon with 22 minute episodes. With actual plots. I'm curious to see if you can answer that without resorting to ponies.
>>82823166
(different anon)
Toddlers ≠ 4-12
>>82821233
Will the sun rise in the west?
>>82821233
Reminds of those fanfiction where Veemon gets sucked into the Lion King world and has sex with young Simba.
>>82821312
Kek why are you sperging out so badly
>>82822861
Is there a clip of this?
>>82821233
It probably would be, you know, if it weren't on a network called Disney Junior which is quite literally for toddlers.
>>82826763
It's actually on Disney Channel. They premiere it on the Disney Junior block, but that's a marketing thing.
>>82821233
Last time I went to the Disney Store, all the merch for this show was on sale. So...
>>82826805
It's doing very well. They're pleased with it on all fronts according to the reports that I've read. A sale doesn't mean storm clouds are on the horizon. If it does, Black Friday must be the worst day of the year for companies.
>>82826520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYTVq-NFraE
there, but it is a genuine pain for both the eyes and the ears. I despise the goofy voice acting and the flash-tier animation. View it at your own peril, anon
>>82827383
Simba's the weak-link in the show. Probably be better if he never shows up along with Mufasa's force ghost.
I still like the show despite its flaws. Sue me.
>>82821233
Hel geen hel nie
Mainly due to the pathetic attemps at recreating the Hakana Matata catchphrase.
>>82821388
basically and the tattoo give him a super roar and the power to give the same tattoo to others
>>82821909
Translation
How can you watch this, I understand Ponies and SU but why this you weird cunts.
Insert >>82821909 's sexual fantasy.
>>82822070
>>82822103
>>82823399
You should go to Japan, land of the rising sun!
>>82827383
Oh god I should have listened to you.
