Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Faggot.
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
The plain cheese pizza they eat is bland, i agree. However pizza with a good topping is fucking delicious.
>>82789032
Sounds like you're not eating pizza with quality cheese.
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
It is overrated, though.
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
I bet you enjoy the taste of cock, faggot
They fap to it.
>>82788992
New York pizza isn't good. But that Chicago...
>>82788992
Teenagers love pizza
>>82789120
Ironically Reggie was the head of Pizza Hut before he was the head of Nintendo of America
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
>>82789199
That's not pizza.
>it's a /ck/ thread on /co/
I can't wait for all the Hot Pocket cooking tips.
>>82788992
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Who man's is this?
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Die.
>>82788992
Because they're named after Renaissance painters, you know who were from Italy? Get it?
>>82789199
If you ever get near me with that bread garbage can full of chunky abortion sauce again I will fist your boypussy until you cum on your tummy
t. New York
>>82789326
>It's a "/ck/ pretends it can cook instead of just jacking off to cookbooks" episode
>>82789579
>>82789199
Both of you are faggots. One is a fucking bowl of cheese and fat and the other is a cookie.
>>82789199
>make quiche
>call it Chicago style
why?
This reminds me of a pizza dough recipe I once posted on /ck/...
8 fl oz lukewarm water
1 fl oz olive oil
1 tsp sugar
½ tsp salt
1 tbsp dried milk powder
1 lb flour
1 sachet yeast
Put that stuff into your breadmaker/mixing bowl IN THAT ORDER, then turn it on/mix that shit up. Leave it to prove for 15 minutes, then knead the crap out of it. You can make 2-3 pizzas, or one fucking huge calzone, depending on how much of a fat little piggy you want to be.
>>82788992
Pizza is the global food. Practically every culture has a version of pizza and loves it.
>>82789032
They had weird toppings practically every episode. It was their gag.
>>82790010
Didn't somebody try using all the toppings the turtles mention in the old cartoon?
>>82789633
No, one is a fucking pizza and the other is what happens when a casserole drinks during pregnancy
>>82788992
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
>>82789120
>carby salty bread
>tangy tomato sauce
>creamy cheese
>ability to add toppings to fit your own flavor tastes
Nah man, its a pretty great combination of flavors. Its a food that earned its overrated status
