This would be okay if it didn't turn into a gore fantasy near the end
>>82785583
Danny deserves to be ground down into a fine powder though!
Finally, romance between characters I don't hate.
>>82785583
At last, some forced diversity I enjoy!
Didn't he get dumped like, fifteen minutes ago in accordance to Willis's usual time progression?
>>82785955
fuck off faggot.
your the reason this shit exist. enjoy your AIDS
>>82786377
So when /pol/ failed fifth grade English for the third time, did he still blame "da joos"?
>>82786072
27 and a half seconds ago, actually.
I wanted him to fuck Sal
>>82786072
probably, but hes been into ethan for a while now so its less "dumped" and more "whoops my only obstacle for the man loving is gone"
>>82786377
Not that Anon, but I only want these two to be a thing because it means Willis will have SJW pressure to use them in his porn.
So far he gets a lot of credit for all of the lesbians, but no gay men. If I knew how to manipulate the SJW hoard, I'd try and start some bullshit about "fetishizing lesbianism", so either this self-hating former fundie has to draw gay men fucking, or he loses his audience.
Either way? I get a laugh.
>>82786488
He's correct though.
>>82787196
Not in this universe, pal.
>>82785583
Oh man, start the Amber suicide clock.
>>82785583
How do I even fucking edit this, jesus christ.
Hahah both guys she liked are fucking each other now? Too bad for her she's not a fujo.
>>82785583
>>82790275
It actually reads like an edit. Kind of the opposite of when ppl do the lesbian edits. Maybe add Becky.
>>82790897
nazi josh deliver me, but did I have to rack my brains over this one. Sorry if it sucks
I wouldn't say that came out of nowhere, but this still feels like it's happening way too soon. Then again, DoA has all the pacing of a Shasta ground sloth.
>>82790897
>>82790916
Nah, you managed to pull something good out. Everyone sounds like a human being, and you acknowledge how fucked up it is that this is happening so quickly.
>>82790873
She is. Or at least she likes writing gay male/robot fanfic, that's close enough, right?
>>82785583
>shame over important parts of herself
What does that mean?
>>82792017
>five minutes of being sober and not being a gigantic bitch to everyone, and you're acting like some great martyr
Not to defend Wills' tripe or clear antisocial tendencies, but I can relate to that. Not everybody is good by default.
>>82793028
she needs a dick but she's too embarased to ask her gay boyfriend to stick it up her vajoo
>>82786377
fuck off back to /pol/
Ethan and Danny can never break up, because that would be homophobic.
But Danny can't be exclusively gay or straight from here on out, because that would be bi erasure.
Hmmmm.
>>82794579
He could try to make Danny polyamorous or some shit
>>82794579
It's fascinating to watch Willis write himself into these corners - it's like how making Sal hold up a corner store with a knife is more than a little problematic... but then it turns out she only did it because her parents are racist, so it's fine!
>>82785583
Oh man, I finished this just in time!
http://i.imgur.com/oj5gK0z.jpg
I should draw more of them being homos
But yeah, I like Danny and Amber blows.
>>82794654
Danny would implode at the idea of dating more than one person.
>>82795632
Based Art-Anon, we are not worthy
>>82797937
>>82797937
Thanks dude. I'm willing to do one more Danny/Ethan pic if anyone wants.
>>82795708
Yeah, this is a dude who followed his sweetheart from high school to college. That's a lot of money to sink into being an orbiter, only to be dropped on moving in-day.
>>82798575
Deepthroating, or sucking on those balls. Anything's good.
>>82799110
I almost forgot about that little plot point... damn it, why are 90% of all the women in this webcomic awful human beings?
>>82800799
Because 90% of people are awful human beings. Realism!
>Amber gets dumped by her boyfriend of years, turns out he's gay.
>Amber dumps her boyfriend for not being supportive.
>He goes and fucks the ex that it turned out was gay.
This bitch is going to develop a second personality complex.
>>82801333
Azrael Amazi-Girl incoming.
>>82800799
Lolwut. That shit was creepy and weird. Only thing Dorothy did wrong was not dumping him before, and he tried to surprise her just as much.
>>82790897
I think that is a Raymond Chandler quote in the second word bubble of panel 3.
>>82801824
>Only thing Dorothy did wrong was not dumping him before
To be fair, that's a pretty big mistake on her part - if she'd ended it sooner, Danny wouldn't have wasted time and money moving to a college for no good reason.
>>82803942
It would've been "for no good reason" regardless of whether they were going to stay together or not.
>>82799877
Here's something, anon
http://i.imgur.com/9IOMDDE.jpg
>>82803942
Yeah, all this talk about how Dorothy is super smart and stuff. She should have dropped his ass sooner. But I just don't like how everyone is like 'she's too good for Walky'. Then again, being too good for Walky is about the same tier as being potty trained I guess.
>>82806122
I love everything about that.
You got a gallery somewhere, anon?
>>82806886
Glad ya like it. I'll take one more request if anyone's down.
Here, but I update sporatically and my tumblr is cluttered with dumb reblog bullshit.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/rainbow-flyer/
>>82789577
I'd feel bad but she's a bitch so yeah.
>>82789577
She no longer needs love, just a strong desire to punch dads in the junk. Old Dads, Young Dads, Soon-to-be-Dads, even Dudes who could one day be Dads. No junk will be safe.
Guys don't tell David Willis about this okay?
>>82810207
No you stupid fags, get together. Make her kill herself.
>>82810207
Bye, bye, happiness for these characters.
>>82807327
I'd throw some other sloppy-blowjob prompt, since I want some of that, too, but don't want to bore you with more of those. Are you down with Malaya? Anything involving her legs/thighs, maybe a standing thigh-job?
>>82807327
Only dude stuff?
Jacob and Walky. One trying to down the other's huge dong.You get to choose, whose's who.
>>82785583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdx1DrFQwvg
>>82810207
>>82810635
Hey now, they only agreed that they couldn't date. All they need to do is have FWB situation.
C'mon Danny, unleash you hidden power top.
>>82811665
Alternately, make an Amber sandwich and love some of the crazy out of her.
>>82806122
You're doing God's work, art anonRainbow-Flyer, how did I not recognize your art. Keep up the good work.
>>82811933
Only if Joyce bursts in halfway screaming at Ethan, "What? Was I not good enough?"
Who's that Pokemon!?
>>82812663
Jacob always looks so weird.
>>82812697
Well yeah, Willis isn't comfortable around black people.
>>82812663
Danny, you can't be friends either if you want to not be a dickbag to Amber. She told Ethan you were a grated non person, or whatever.
Instead of worrying about her, just nut up, fuck the dude and use her rage sweat as lube.
>>82812790
I mean, it still might not work out if they're both tops.
So is Dave trying to tell us he's gay? That what's going on here?
>>82812697
His upper lip is too big and the lighting always makes it look like he's really, really shiny.
>>82795632
>http://i.imgur.com/oj5gK0z.jpg
I honestly think even Willis would like this.
>>82812850
I don't get why everyone isn't just bisexual. Dicks and pussies shouldn't be the main fucking focus, it's whether you can get along with the other person.
>>82810207
Just fuck while amber watches. I can't imagine amber's not a giant fujo who wants to see a lanky feminine guy take it from a big strong dude.
Or vice-versa really.
Her soaked vagina would take priority over her rage.
>>82786488
>>82793426
>/pol/ boogeyman
>>82812847
I'd say it's more likely that both of them are bottoms.
Eventually they get so sexually frustrated the try to rope Jacob into a three-way only for him to admonish them that just because he's a built black guy doesn't mean has any desire to fuck a white guy.
>>82812992
They could always get Mike.
>>82810664
Hey guys. Long time no see.
http://i.imgur.com/LxiEpem.png
>>82813312
>That link
>That pic
>DEM THIGHS!
>>82812901
Man, ideally being bisexual would be neat. But guys are gross as shit and I have no desire to be touched or near them. There's probably more guys I get along with well than girls, so if everyone was bi, I probably wouldn't be single.
>>82813312
You're a peach and I love you.
>>82813385
If you're talking about hygiene that's an individual to individual think.
I know I wash my asshole often enough.
>>82812663
oh no, amber was SO TRAUMATIZED by her gay boyfriend coming out to her :(((
how do the sjws feel about this bullshit
its just another excuse to not have any m/m couples while still adding more queer dudes
>>82812950
and then I drew it...except the gay parts cuz I'm bad at it...
http://i.imgur.com/9du6xND.pngI'm as bad as willis when it comes to excessive porn.
>>82810207
>>82812663
Ethan may have done her wrong, but at this point the only thing Danny did was grow a backbone. "No, I won't support you going on a self-destructive tear as a vigilante on UNIVERSITY OF INDIANA CAMPUS" is not unreasonable.
As far as I'm concerned, she DUMPED Danny, not the other way around. What "evil" is there? The continued FACT she's emotionally unstable and borderline? The knowledge she'll probably have a rage episode just like her shitty father and beat them with a leather belt? Do they think they DESERVE it, you know, being her permanent property forever?
Holy shit, Willis is going to arc this into a tear-stained "domestic disturbance" with her walking in on the two of them, only to be led away in chains when they (very obviously) connect her to Amazi-Girl. It'll happen by the end of Spring Semester Freshman Year, so look for it on newstands in December of 2019!
>>82813453
Naw not hygene. I don't like facial hair, guy bodies, or guy voices. Any one of these things is an immediate turnoff.
Alternatively if a trans person manages to get rid of all of these things and be a convincing girl, even if they still have the dick I'd probably be ok with it. So I'm not completely straight I guess.
>>82813837
>Not liking big burly, thick chested men with deep baritone voices
Well that's just gay.
Amber is so cray-cray that she turned both of her exes gay for each other.
Dayum, girl.
>>82813880
I like them just fine. I just don't want them anywhere near my dick. Nor do I want their dicks anywhere near me. Same goes for nuts, assholes tongues, feet, and chest.
>>82813742
That mouth is unsettling, but I imagine anything involving Amber and sex at this point would turn unsettling. Like it starts normal but by the end she's crying, calling you Daddy, demanding you hit her, and begging you to knock her up.
And never apologize for drawing excessive porn.
>>82813742
>http://i.imgur.com/9du6xND.png
Starting that Indiana Disneyland with Splash Mountain, I see.
>>82813587
He came out literally in bed with her under her. You could be the biggest gay supporter on the planet, you'd be hurt if you're in bed with your significant other, and they tell you "I just found out I'm not sexually into you!"
>>82813800
That or he'll have amber notice they have chemistry and are sad and she'll feel bad and give them her permission to make her look like a good girl instead of the shitbag she is in this.
>>82813312
O snap, I drew a thigh job too. Malaya is just made for it, right?
http://i.imgur.com/nOgCDGR.jpg
>>82813800
Eh, I'd be down for that but only cause I just like seeing bad but justifiable things happen to Ambercause she reminds me of me.
>>82814024
holy fuck
>>82814013
The guy is a hack they did that in How I met your mother, remember robin lost her virginity and the guy says yeah I'm gay.
>>82814024
>http://i.imgur.com/nOgCDGR.jpg
Sweet Jebuz.
>>82814023
No, no, she'll get too wrapped up in playing her NINTENDO DEE ESS with EPPIN POKEMANS PLAYS AMIRIGHT
Chances are Walky will (out of character) ask her if she's noticed all the men in her life seem to be moving on ... "together, you know, about ready to bone dudes with dude bones am I right famski"
Then he'll fart and walk away
>>82810207
>after meeting you I'm not sure why everyone's not a little bi
Because not everyone's a fag or a piece of putty in the hands of a fat, hairy SJW looking to score browny points and cash from his frothing masses of verminous fans.
>>82814024
We're just getting spoiled tonight for drawings.And that puffy vulva and thick clit are working something fierce.
>>82814013
Every LGBT needs to come out in the most drama-bomb way possible. No one can just sit and talk about stuff, because these various plots would be over within minutes if they did.
>>82814013
>>82814109
... And King of the Hill. That's how Peggy lost her virginity.
No matter how bad Willis gets, he still surprises.me.
>>82814159
Jeez bro, take the dick outta' yer' ass.
>>82814222
You mean "wonderbread", I'm sure.
>>82814265
Fuck wonderbread, everybody knows Bunny Bread is better.
>>82814013
> "Oh noes I made her feel bad during totally straight sex with a straight highschool girl! :,,, ("
versus
> "Yeah I really thought I could do this, but halfway through I realized someone was wedging my fun stick somewhere distinctly unpleasant for me and I had to call it quits, then and there, I'm gay."
You see the difference? The former means it's his fault. The latter is at least nebulous. Did anyone stop to wonder how much pressure Amber was placing on Ethan to have sex? What persona was she working under at the time? Did she "compartmentalize" with that persona to the point she didn't realize how tremendously gay he is?
Are we ever going to have someone OTHER THAN SAL look on her as a self-serving impulsive child?
>>82812790
>if you want to not be a dickbag to Amber. She told Ethan you were a grated non person
Excuse me, how is treating another person like a person being a dick to someone else? Anyone who pulls the "it's me or them" card and thinks they should get both of your mutual friends in the breakup is the only person you should cut contact with. Fuck those people.
>>82814024
>http://i.imgur.com/nOgCDGR.jpg
Oh damn. Yours is pretty better than mine in terms of sexiness. I always hold back with vagina stuff but this is pretty perfect.
>>82814329
I recently had to to do that in my Dnd group, although I was fully prepared to just leave. It was some bullshit about my one buddy trying to kick the other one out because he dated his sister 3 years ago, and now has a new GF shit was so Juvenal! I get to see if it'll actually work out this Friday should be funny one way or the other.
>>82814312
I don't think we ever actually see the scene with dialogue, it's just sort of like a montage. I could check, but I really don't want to give him any hits.
>>82814023
Nah, she'll beat them up and leave them tied upby their cocksunder a lamppost
>>82814329
>>82812790 is me
Yeah ,it's total bullshit, I agree. That's why they should fuck ina shitty pornoin protest.
>>82814493
yeah we just got a single panel flashback with no dialogue
>>82814312
Her compartmentalizing and inability to deal with any stress without her mask is so much a better coping mechanism than actual therapy.
But yeah, Amber's really starting to get to me because she had actually managed to get over her baggage in the next dimension over, but Dave just couldn't leave things alone.
>>82814493
I don't even remember a montage, just a lot of snippy comments from her implying Ethan "owes her" for coming out and dumping her ass
But mostly it's through the lens of Ethan apologizing (yet again!) in his totally-nonthreatening manner. Another white(?) cis guy bowing and scraping because he did a woman wrong in high school! Super cereal, you guys!
>>82814545
>is so much a better coping mechanism than actual therapy.
I'm having difficulty parsing if this is sarcasm or not
I really can't
This fucking strip is warping my mind
>>82814525
I'm suddenly getting the mental image that she's doing everything she can do get him hard, only for him to look to her, with tears in her eyes, and go "So I think I'm into dudes."
Because I want this lunatic to suffer.
>>82814545
Did someone else draw that? Because I have trouble imagining Willis actively drawing a woman look something close to hot.
>>82814578
Nah, it's sarcasm. I had made a mistake and decided to look at some past Amazi-Girl strips. Girl can literally not deal and starts flashbacking until she puts on her mask.
At the time, I kinda hated how SP-Amber hooked up with Mike, but at least she was able to work through her Dad Issues and move forward as a result.
>>82814652
Speaking of Mike, when was the last time he appeared in Dumbing of Age? Maybe it's because I only follow the series through these threads, but I can't remember the last time he or Joe showed up.
>>82814645
There was a time when Willis was just...leftist. He still seemed like an ordinary man with urges, desires and an understanding that people don't fall into specific bubbles.
Then he got married and his stuff started to become increasingly more liberal to the point that it became painful to read.
>>82814645
Nope, that is Willis and Amber from the before-time of 2011.
>>82786377
hey /pol/
![2015-12-04-profane[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Q9InYqZ.png "2015-12-04-profane[1].png")
>>82814711
Near the end of last year.
>>82814752
Are there any other major characters who have been gone for so long?
>>82814752
Noticeably chaste rebuke from Mike.
Guess he can't be an asshole anymore, white cis male that he is.
>>82814711
I'm pretty sure Mike is caught between being phased out and used sparingly and safely, it'd be very easy to piss off tumblr with him, particularly with the 90's cartoon tier positive action direction the comic has been going.
Well I mean it always was but recently it took a hard and fast swing further into that direction
>>82787196
Ditto
>>82814752
>>82814908
Yeah, Mike's role as The Jerk doesn't play nearly as well to Willis' target audience. So he has to diffuse his jerkiness among other characters.
>>82814862
Look forward to the arc that has Mike the character that has always been an unrepentant asshole be told off by a strong woman and repents
>>82814908
The thing is though, Mike was the original "loveable asshole" in his comics. Yet unlike Carla or Ruth, he's tolerated at best, and everybody in the series treats him like the asshole he is.
He gives as good as he gets, and since he's a white cis guy (he's not gay since he fucked Ethan), nobody has to worry about holding back.
>>82813800
Please, we're not getting to May until at least 2024
>>82803942
>http://i.imgur.com/oj5gK0z.jpg
Given how long the acceptance process takes, she'd have had to dump him like a year before in order for him to apply to/not turn down any other schools.
>>82807327
Ethan/Danny/Sal
>>82814988
Mike has already read as "that guy who absolutely, positively has no tolerance for buffoonery." In most cases, he was surrounded by buffoons and "lolsocraaaaazy" Flash-tier speedster lesbians. Just ... entirely done with all of them.
His 'turncoat' work at the competing toy store? He was genuinely happy. He didn't need the liquor. He was surrounded by competent people who knew how to stock toys without being total shitheels.
If anything Mike is a bellwether for how poor the other cast members are.
>>82815097
It barely ever came up, at least not as much as the speedster having super speed, but Mike did have legit super strength. At least Spider-Man like strength.
>>82814988
Yeah that works within the confines of the world within the comic, not so much with an audience that gets this stuff in a daily bite size strip.
Why risk it? It takes a couple of people perceiving it in a way that's insulting to permanently have a black mark on your name as a creator, no matter how much shit he gets in return.
>>82785583
I read powder before the rest of that and my mind went to "I WANT YOU TO DO ME LIKE C-C-C-COCAINE!"
>>82815174
just apologize that always works right
>>82812951
Why would gays not support Ontario's Premier Lesbian, tho?
>>82814545
Truly, that universe was better than this one in almost every conceivable way.
>Hooper will never turn into a chainsaw wielding zombie because he will never appear because based on real person
>Tony will never be failed protagonist
>Billie will never bully Danny and herself straight
>Melonpool will never be a vital crossover
>>82814024
I really love the way you draw thighs, or anything curvy, really. Lovely expression, also.
>>82813312
So long that when you pop-back you spoil me with a second delivery. For some reason, I'm really into her whole body-language, here. Dialogue, too.
>>82814752
He could just switch Mike to the "uncomfortable truthbomb" guy.
>>82815574
thats basically who hes been in doa, with the occasional genuine dickery so people cant tell if hes well-meaning or not
Still waiting for a story about a gay person realizing they're straight.
>>82815610
Ambiguously non-straight asshole that's correct far too often for comfort?
>>82815651
We live in a world where the default is straight. So your story would involve a character "realizing" they were gay, and then finding out "Oh shit, no, I'm not gay at all."
>>82815651
That's a pretty difficult situation to set up. About the only way it'd work is to have your protagonist confuse deep feelings of attachment and affection for romantic desire.
>>82815743
clay puppington sorta fits that particular bill
>>82815776
The problem with Clay is that he's so screwed up we can't be sure of exactly what he wants.
>>82815651
Bizarre Uprising
Shitty webcomic but had a girl who was a lesbian only because an abusive controlling lesbian forced her into a relationship before she'd ever had a boyfriend.
After some events she realized doing guys "felt right" and went straight.
>>82815832
Shit, haven't read this in years.
>>82816031
What the fuck is she wearing?
>>82816031
Wow... hadn't thought about that in years.
This is unusual but I don't think I hate any character in this strip. Is there a character I should be hating?
Ethan would be a better pick for Danny than that batshit insane bitch Amber.
>>82810207
They'll just have to settle for secret casual sex.
>>82815832
>abusive controlling lesbian
Shit you wouldn't get away with that in a webcomic these days
>>82816295
Yeah, Fags are a protected class and should only be endorsed.
>>82816312
Lesbians are a protected class, not fags in general
>>82816340
>Lesbians are a protected class
Yeah, like all women.
>>82816182
Most of the hate is contextual. About the only person who should be hated just because is Ruth, who is a terrible, terrible human being.
>>82816295
There's one in DoA.
>>82816295
i mean weve already got ruth
>>82810207
>we can't be together even though we both want it because it would make amber feel bad
stop
>>82815651
It happens all the time, but the you-know-whos are never going to make a movie about it.
>It's a /co/ reads a boring webcomic because it has gay shipping episode
>>82810759
http://i.imgur.com/HRVytms.jpg
Alright, last one for tonight!
>>82812896
He actually did like it.
>>82813742
Your stuff is pretty rockin'. Everyone looks so lively.
>>82785583
>>82816824
i'm just marking time until Based Mary reappears
>>82810207
They can date and not be assholes to Amber. Besides, it's not like she can do anything about them dating. She was an outright asshole towards both of them, and even dumped Danny 5 minutes ago. They should be able to do what they want without Willis trying to make it some sort of agenda.
>>82813933
>>82813972
Is it possible to accidentally make yourself realize you have a fetish.
Because now I'm way into the idea of girls having explosive orgasms.
http://i.imgur.com/VDageKf.png
>>82817641
Clean up your lines, I'm having trouble telling exactly what is going on in the drawing.
But yeah, realizing you have a fetish is pretty common.
>>82811665
>>82811933
Maybe E-D-A train?
So when is Amber just going to kill someone?
Because I've been waiting for that for about as long as this bullshit train's been going on.
Christ, I can't believe Willis has children.
>>82818834
Serious question here: would it be possible to call CPS on his clown ass and have the kids relieved of the terrible burden that is Willis before they start forming long term memories? Or does he not qualify as sufficiently fucked up?
Since when did /co/ become so tumblr?
>>82815651
There's an American Dad episode where Stan tries his hardest to be gay so he can lead the gay republicans, but can't get it up during sex and has to deal with the fact he's straight instead
>>82815651
I've heard of it happening, only they still identify as gay men who happened to fall in love with a woman.
>>82814752
Damn it, why is Walky such an asshole now?Oh yeah, to make Sal look better.
>>82815055
Fair enough. It just irritates me how sociopathic Dorothy is in her relationships; everything's all about building up this public image of her so she can become President... because dating mixed-race guy for a while in college is a clear shot to The White House, apparently
>>82815574
That would require him to be in every strip, calling out every single character on their stupidity/assholery. Except Sierra, of course.
>>82816400
>There's one in DoA.
You mean Ruth? She's been portrayed as this sympathetic and tortured soul for a while now
>>82819412
>It just irritates me how sociopathic Dorothy is in her relationships; everything's all about building up this public image of her so she can become President
The worst part of that is that he probably means that to work. I think if Willis does a where-are-they-now epilogue or similar to the story eventually she definitely will end up as President, rather than being a naive mediocre retard who gets her delusions punctured like a competent writer would have a character with her personality and ideas be.
>You mean Ruth? She's been portrayed as this sympathetic and tortured soul for a while now
Nah, Willis has been *attempting* to portray her that way for some time. It seems pretty clear that most readers don't read it that way, though.
![2015-12-16-diner[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VfdLFvF.png "2015-12-16-diner[1].png")
>>82819412
>Oh yeah, to make Sal look better.
I know this is your pet theory, but Sal is way into angry Joyce. As in, she prefers her like this even though it's a traumatized state. I don't think this example works.
>>82820139
Sorry, but that's one strip of Sal being an asshole and looking bad, against a bunch of other strips where she's the voice of wisdom/sanity, who is in no way to blame for her own shitty decisions.
>>82820631
Minifig, you're really weirdly hung up on this whole "Sal is always right" thing you have with the comic. Honestly I think she's one of the few characters the story does a good job of putting in the right and the wrong intermediately. The only time she gets bad about that is the "My parents are racist" subplot which literally has no weight except for hearsay and word of god.
>>82820822
>that thing that excuses all her actions and makes no sense has no weight, except for the writer insisted that it's completely true
Frankly, I only keep reacting the way I do because people in this thread keep going "Oh, Sal is 100% perfect and keeps it real and she didn't REALLY do anything bad and I sure do wish she was real so I could fuck her"
>>82820887
I don't know about that first part, but I sure wouldn't mind fucking her.
So I occasionally drop by to see what the hell everything is about. And the strip here has Def lead me to believe that wilis might be the most out of touch guy ever. Cause almost nobody talks like this. Nobody acts like this. And everybody is kind of this weird asshole except for Joyce as far as I can tell and suddenly everyone is gay. Now yes somebody can experiment and shit cause college but this is so unrealistic I'm left to wonder if the person behind it is healthy in the head
>>82810207
FEAR NOT /CO/
THE MSPAINTRETARD HAS ARRIVED
>>82822930
Why can't they date?
Amber has dumped Danny for having a backbone, and tried to manipulate Ethan into not seeing him ever again. Clearly, she needs this.
Hell, a lesson in powerlessness would probably HELP HER
>>82819213
>>82818834
He's already hitting the "Oh Shit I'm An Adult Now" phase and working that in as part of his brand. Trying to do the Cool Nerd Dad thing like the Hijinks Ensue and Penny Arcade guys.
>No lesbian porn of Joyce x Anti-Joyce
just
>>82822140
willis desperately wants to tell stories about minorities but he obviously doesn't know any irl nor does he have the writing chops or insight to get in their mindset
so all that comes out is these weird caricatures
>>82822930
Dialogue isn't too natural, they seem more like they're talking at each other rather than to each other. Panel 3 and 4 are gold though.
>>82824356
We need Anti- versions of all the cast.
>>82824356
>No lesbian porn of Joyce x Mary
>>82825414
"G-God never said a woman shall never lie with another!!!"
>>82825414
If penis in vagina is the only kind of sex that counts then lezzing out isn't a sin until you start dating.
>>82825446
"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
If a MAN has sexual relations with a MAN.
One might infer the opposite, but that's not actually what it says though, is it?
>>82825495
Depends on how you interpret the subordinate clause in the King James version of Leviticus 18:22.
>>82825463
And with Lesbian Bed Death, you don't need to worry about it for long.
>>82814711
They were both in that one porn comic.
>>82825602
>Mary and Joyce call off their wedding because they're so heteronormative that they both demand the other take the role of the groom while refusing to wear a tuxedo themselves.
>>82824356
You know you've read too much of Willis's shit when you know who Anti-Joyce is.
>>82826157
Especially since it's not her opposite number; she represents all the repressed anger and running from Joyce's childhood compounded by suppressing her alien abductions and experimentation.
I mean Dave's. I mean Joyce. I mean arch-Conservative life. I mean PLEASE STOP THIS CRAZY RIDE.
>>82826550
Dave Willis was kidnapped by aliens?
>>82826673
His use of allegory for his childhood is as subtle as a brick through a window.
>>82826732
No, I just really like the idea that Dave Willis' break from the fundamentalist Christianity of his youth was brought about by him believing he was kidnapped by aliens.
>>82825414
I am kinda curious which one would try to initiate sex.
Dominant and forcefully ultra religious girl who would do anything to get what she wants
Or submissive weak girl with floundering faith who doesn't want to inconvenience anyone
>>82827717
Joyce would have one beer, and just go for it.
>>82827717
>submissive weak girl with floundering faith who doesn't want to inconvenience anyone
Who!?
>>82826673
No because the aliens would have located the gigantic stick lodged up Willis's ass during their probings.
>>82819412
>everything's all about building up this public image of her so she can become President
She is disturbingly utilitarian, but she's dating Walky because a "nonserious" relationship won't distract her from her studies, not because he'll help her image.
>>82829870
Joyce
She seems to have a conflict leading to crisis of faith, and she isn't as dominant as Mary and seems to just want to make people happy.
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>>82824356
I feel like that might have existed at one point on Keenspot's forums.
Willis's eventual creation of porn comics was preceded by years of people perving out on his characters, and Avalon's and probably CRFH's.
>>82820887
Is Animal still around on the comment threads? I haven't waded into those depths since forever ago...probably when it was still a forum.
Don't think there's much room in the fandom for a middle-aged gun-loving libertarian Army vet now, even if Sal is his waifu (was since before "waifu" was coined).
>>82832807
>CRFH
now there's a name I haven't seen in forever. Was there ever any closure on, well, anything in that strip?
>>82831563
That makes zero fucking sense... which is par for the course for Willis these days, I guess.
>>82833897
>Animal
Aaaaaand now I'm imagining a DoA/Muppet Show crossover.
>>82833897
>since before "waifu" was coined
Anon, Willis hasn't been making comics that long.
>>82825795
>Nazi Josh to officiate the ceremony
>>82834236
>it's a reference to Azumanga
>Azumanga anime was in 2002
>Willis has been making comics since 1997
wat.
>>82834232
>makes zero fucking sense
What? That's one of the few things that does make sense. She just wants a fuckbuddy that doesn't distract her with drama.
>>82834216
No. It's still shuffling around like a fucking zombie. It's worse than Candi Comics.
>>82787397
He's already drawn that though.
>>82837876
In one panel, in what's arguably the worst porno comic so far.
>>82837945
Speaking of worst porno, did that one anon ever finish the censored version of the latest one?
>>82785583
It's nice to see he's free of Amber and has a shot with someone who's not a crazy asshole.
>>82812663
Amber: an impediment to happiness.
This will totally make her not feel bad at all.
>>82785583
Wait, Amazi-Girl is a guy that turns into a girl?
>>82839850
https://youtu.be/PPoVr7JcWkc
