Who do you think is betterat giving hugs?
>>82720442
Wanda. It feels like Natasha never takes a break from being a spy. Wanda's more relaxed.
Widow only knows how to hug people with her crotch.
>>82720513
Is it a terribly bad thing, though?
>>82720672
It's not BUT then she starts spinning around like a helicopter.
>>82720442
Widow. She stabs you in the back eventually but still worth it.
>>82720442
Wanda.
BW is way too serious.
>>82720442
PeggyR.I.P. ;_;
>>82721417
>You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?
>>82720442
Wanda seems much cooler to hang around. Black Widow is a bit too jaded
Also
>Olsen's milky white titties constantly popping out all over the movie
muh dick
>>82720442
>BW
>jaded
>slut, probably hugs other people
>midget, must be hard to hold comfortably
>Wanda
>cool and qt as fuck
>have to put up with Vision watching your every step out of fear of getting cucked
>>82721588
Wait Vision is in fear of getting cucked or you're in fear of getting cucked by Vision?
>>82721603
No, Vision in fear of getting cucked.
He probably has a subrutine that alerts him whenever Wanda touches another person.
>>82721609
What's his deal? Is he just in love with her?
>>82721588
Is Vision materializing those clothes the way he materialized his cape and outfit in AoU or is he wearing "real" clothes?
If it's the later how does he make them phase through the wall? Shouldn't they get stuck behind while his body goes through?
>>82721620
>mind gem
>primarily uses it to fly, hit things really hard and shoot lasers
Shit gimmic
>>82721617
Yes.
>>82721629
Materialized.
>>82720442
BW would probably hug you for a pre-determined amount of seconds.
Wanda would rest her head on your shoulder while chilling and watching TV.
>>82721620
>literally a robot
>>82721617
I think Wanda was in love with Vision as well though
BW normal girl
Wanda cute 011010101001000110101
Why captcha to prevent robot
The one who isn't barren, obviously. Who would want to be hugged by a monster?
>>82721799
>loving an underage robot
DEGENERATE
>>82721805
Vision pls go.
>>82721450
>hugging a girl with big tits
The best.
>>82721450
>died in CW
>Agent Carter cancelled
>mfw she has now the waifu monopoly in the MCU
>>82721935
>monopoly
OBJECTION!
>>82720442
Is this even a question?
>>82722009
>tfw you're the lone person who dislikes Daisy's personality enough to not really be attracted to her
>tfw no one else cares about Yo-Yo
>>82722034
God I fucking hate Yo-Yo
>>82720442
I feel like she's trained to manipulate you on every possible level including YOUR personal own perfect hug. I mean she knows how to calm the Hulk with some hand touching bullshit I'm pretty sure she can give warm loving hugs. I mean of course it's bullshit and she doesn't mean it and eventually >>82721377. but it would be completely satisfying right up until you lost consciousness.
>>82720442
None of the above.
Steve would be best at giving hugs.
>>82722053
He's a 100 year old virgin.
>>82722110
That just means his hugs are more pure.
>>82722110
>virgin
Nigga that's a funny ass joke.HE and Robin from HIMYM went at it like rabbits while he worked at SHIELD
>>82722131
But Wanda is pure too.
>>82722053
Okay. The question is now about the entire MCU. Who gives the best hugs?
Imagine a nice fatherly hug from T'Chaka. Or Marisa Tomei in full Aunt mode.
>>82722158
Aunt May, nigga how is that even a question
Thor clearly gives the best hugs, he's just a big nice fun-loving cuddly guy. Just make sure he doesn't accidentally snap your spine like a twig.
>>82722024
She is so based. Daym ,famila.
>>82722182
Did Thor ever bang Hershlag in the MCU?
Because Luke Cage and Jessica Jones were both worried about breaking people they fugged, and Thor is way stronger than them.
>>82722009
Overruled!But excellent taste.
>>82720442
The one who actually needs them.
>>82722204
He used Asgardian technomagical medicine to heal her shattered pelvis.
>>82722230
>sharing the same bed
FUCKING MILLAR
>>82721629
Pym particles.
Even tho he isn't Hank's invention - Pym particles as natural to MU as atoms and electrons to us. Pym just discovered them and named. But since he isn't avenger no one gives a shit about it at all. Yo.
>>82721690
He actually acknowledges that in the movie, if you actually cared to listen.
>>82722297
I haven't seen the movie
Since you all want Wanda, I'll take B-Dub. It's just me and her, while you all fight over which one gets to smell her socks.
>>82722230
Widow needs hugs too. Her professional training just allows her to hide it better.
>>82722325
With that logic I'm the first to call Aunt ToMay. Suck it.
>>82722346
We can have exclusive first dibs waifu club. With punch, and pie!
I want to give Wanda a sexy naked hug.
>>82720442
>posting IM2 Widow
it might as well be a different person
>>82722463
Wanda needs love, not lewd.
>>82722498
She's gonna get my love, in the lewdest ways possible.
Also, I'm gonna have sex with her, in NON-Missionary positions!
>>82722498
Penis love?
>>82722506
>>82722511
She needs pure love.
delete this
>>82722498
It'd be lewd love.
>>82722524
She's getting the purest love I can give her. My pure penis is going into her pure vagina, and maybe her pure butt
>>82720442
kill it with fire
>>82722524
I want to jam my cock balls-deep into Wanda and nut at full force.
>>82722524
It's cool, I won't use a rubber. It'll be pure that way
>>82722554
>>82722541
>>82722532
>>82722527
Why do you want to corrupt her.
>>82722558
It's the purest of corruptions, anon!
>>82722558
No it's cool, I'll marry her beforehand. Whole catholic wedding with the veil and whatnot
>>82722558
I don't want to corrupt her. I want her to bear my children.
>>82722618
She can magically impregnate herself.
No need for that.
>>82722624
Cause that ended so well for everyone last time. Nah, going all natty this time
>>82722558
She has a very plain face. Nothing special really.
>>82722634
Better than corrupting her.
>>82722506
> tfw liz olsen has a girlfriend
Why can't Marvel ever get their costumes right?
>>82723197
Joss "the boss" Whedon
Wanda. It'd feel warmer.
>>82723182
Don't fuck with me like that man
>>82723197
I think they're ashamed of them.
>>82723278
Id post a link but my phone is being a pos right now.
Youtube" Elizabeth olsen in a healthy relationship with her roommate"
>>82721888
>literally straining to be free
>>82723314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D2ZuURQIZw
Jesus fucking Christ he's channeling 90s Will Smith
>>82723197
>be Joss Whedon
>Want to make Strong Female Character that I can waifu
>Most famous female Marvel character available and not being used is Scarlet Witch
>Her costume's kind of revealing though
>Ugh. #soproblematic
>My use of the word available was pretty problematic too
>Reassure actress "don't worry, you won't have to wear anything like that in the film
>She touches my arm and says thank you
>I'm in love
>Much later, I'm at the Civil War Premier
>Actress is wearing a dress that reveals much of her horrible, lust-inducing flesh
>Doesn't seem to have a problem with showing her skin to the legions of Men
>Her Civil War costume is starting to look more like the comics one, with *gasp* cleavage!
>My waifu must be a whore
>Go home and masturbate while crying
>>82723390
dude Falcon is such a cool dude.
Olsen is a super qt
now who is lisa or whatever her roommate name is.
>>82723446
Nah nigga, Whedon waifued Dushku. It's why he made Dollhouse. He got salty she got naked in some film
I want to impregnate Elizabeth Olsen and Hayley Atwell!
>>82721617
>What's his deal? Is he just in love with her?
If one could have a system that alerts you of if Wanda is touching another person, I'd think you'd have one. Can you honestly blame Vision?
>>82721588
Aren't they both short?
>>82724071
Probably still taller than RDJ
>>82723525
Liza, like Thornberry... without the E.
>>82724288
SMASHING!
>>82721717
This looks like he's about to give her a massive german suplex.
>>82723306
>ashamed of them
>made Vision red and green
the current costumes just work better for live action
Moore was right with Watchmen. Dressing people up in blocks of bright colors only works for theatrics (like Cap's first outfit) and fetishists. It looks ridiculous otherwise. Hell even Snyder didn't want to go with the red underpants.
>>82724071
Scarjo is 5'1
Olsen is 5'7As tall as RDJ.
>>82722310
You're missing out, Anon.
>>82723390
It should be legit illegal to be this charismatic.
>>82722653
Delete this pls.
>>82721417
CUTE
U
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>>82726226
>>82726243
She's the type that makes you wish there weren't any beautiful people that existed so you'd be spared the pain of never getting to hold her.
LOOK AT THIS MAN, WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE HIM A HUG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJfJsn00-M
>>82721218
Is she a laughing giggly whirly bird?
>>82726243
>tfw you're not Vision
>you'll never get to make her laugh
>>82720442
Wanda gives better hugs but Widow probably received training to be great in bed for spy purposes.
>>82726457
Meanwhile Woods just sits there awkwardly
>>82726545
>slut training
It really feels like Black Widow was written perfectly in Iron Man 2. People bash on that movie but it had Widow doing SOME covert shit instead of duking it out with aliens robots and other enhanced beings. I haven't read many comics with her in them but from what I've seen, stealth is her strong suit. Also goddamn she was gorgeous what happened? Age? Kids?
>>82726582
Shit haircut from sensitive Wheadon and she had a kid, that changes your body.
>>82726582
>>82726593
TWS Widow is still my favorite.
>>82726727
This.
Don't know why people shit on that one.
CW > TWS > IM2 > Sensitive Joss Whedon
>>82721816
Too soon anon
![tumblr_nww52eHu8Z1qzfgklo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2PJwH9N.jpg "tumblr_nww52eHu8Z1qzfgklo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>82726567
>>82721450
God damn
>>82726352
At least the one who'll get her is as autistic as me.;___;
>>82726567
>slut training
>>82723390
Falcon for best avenger
>>82721799
Don't think so, too preoccupied with her own depressing problems.
>>82723829
News flash guys want sex with hot girls. More on this story at 11
>>82722024
Literally perfect
>>82726352She seems real world attractive. In a good way
>>82726928
She's probably plotting to destroy the planet too, considering what happened in CW.
>>82721450
I can't believe she's pretty much gone from the MCU now.
>>82726974
> UN is worse than Set.
>>82726974
>''No more manlets.''
>>82726974
>>82727049
That part was depressing.
>>82722653
She has a nice face, more or less no imperfections, nice cheekbones and a great smile.
>>82723390
Is she openly bi-sexual?
>>82728070
I think it was just an attempt at a joke that bombed.I should know, all my jokes bomb
>>82723390
>all those autists in the comments really thinking she's lesbian
>>82728169
Yea, that makes more sense. Cause if she was actually in a relationship she'd probably say it was her gf.
It's hard to try and be as funny when the guy next to you is literally a volcano of charisma.
>>82726974Was she raped?
>>82728226
And because if you see the other interviews she's actually quite nervous.
I remember watching interviews from years ago when she was much less known and she was constantly giggling.
>>82728226
Probably just can't banter on his level. I mean, realistically, guy banter tends to be on a completely different level. And Mackie fucking excels at it
I want to hug Wanda so bad. Fuck you Chris Evans, fuck you!
>>82721781
>>82728536
You know if you did that to Wanda she would probably blast you into a wall right?
>>82723446
>tumblr still mad at Whedon for what he did to Natasha, Clint, and Pietro in AOU
>>82728704
>ywn be blasted into a wall by her
;_;
>>82728706
I'm still mad for what he did to Pietro.
>>82721218
>>82728536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZuVQuKuuDE
>>82728267
Probably.
Comics Widow, movie Wanda
>>82729426
/thread
Aunt May > Black Widow > Sharon Carter > T'Challa's bodyguard > Maria Stark > Miriam Sharpe > Scarlet Witch
>>82730257
b8
>>82730257
>Aunt May > Black Widow > Sharon Carter >
.. Okay, acceptable.
>T'Challa's bodyguard
>over anything
Confined shit taste.
>>82730257
kys
>>82727931
> Thanos attacks America.
> Wanda is not a US citizen so I think she should sit back.
> Also as she is not human according to the UN, the "human" problem of Thanos is really not her problem.
> And as she is most likely away from Earth in the coming years its kind of not an issue for her.
>>82732028
>''W-Wanda please, he broke my shield, y-you gotta help us!''
>>82732059
"W-Wanda he's got a big gauntlet thing, please risk your life to save the world that has given you nothing but shit!"
>>82726582
>>82727049
>''No, more mutants.''
>>82721609
>He probably has a subrutine that alerts him whenever Wanda touches another person.
>>82721450
>she will never sit on your face and call you a good boy
>>82732682
Wanda had a hard life...
>>82733533
That's disgusting.
>>82726727
She looked so old in there.
>>82735313
Well, she is.
>>82735427
Isn't she only 4 years older than Olsen?
>>82723365
Terrible photo, her face is like Shrek here
>>82735479
She has the manliest jaw of the MCU tbqh.
>>82728267
They probably gang-banged her while she just had that dead look in her eyes.
>>82735444
Five years. Both Scarjo and BW were born in 84. Olsen was born in 89. Some folks insist that Wanda's younger than Olsen though.
>>82735937
I do think that Wanda is in her early 20's.
>>82735999
I respectfully disagree. At least until they say she's in her early twenties.Give me a break. I just want Wanda to be in the same age-group as me.
>>82736067
Why?
She doesn't seem to have a problem banging a 1 year old.
>>82720442
BW would probably be something impersonal.
Wanda would give you a tight and overly long squeeze.
>>82736090
>Why?
More relatable. As relatable as a cute superpowered slav can be anyway..
>>82736166
Have you changed that much since your early 20's?
>>82736178
I have more responsibilities and generally give more shits about things that I should than I did then.. And I've gained weight.
>>82735908
If Odin gets put in the Raft or fucked up by humans in Thor Ragnarok, Thor and Wanda will be "Team Midgard/Earth Can Go Fuck Itself".
>>82736067
Wanda needs to be cuddled. You should be giving her hugs, she needs every hug and cuddle you can give.
>>82736360
After CW I think she also needs a Tony Stark punching bag.
>>82723129
context?
>>82736166
To me she's very relatable, painfully so. Feeling like an outsider, full of heartache and sadness and regret, feeling like the world is against you.
>>82736427
Her character is born in a cult where they constantly rape the girls in it.
One of the most depressive movies i've ever watched.
>>82720442
hmm that's a tough one I guess they better take turns hugging me for a couple days in various states of undress and positions so I am able to judge to the best of my ability who is in fact better at giving hugs
really though the best hug giver isCap
>>82736464
That's a good judging method. You'd have to be very thorough with the testing.
>>82735908
>tfw no tired Wanda to drop in the sofa and snuggle with
>>82736464
Cap is the Captain of Hugs.
>>82736413
> She'd get through hundreds of those.
>>82737049
No powers allowed.
>>82736360
>Wanda needs to be cuddled. You should be giving her hugs, she needs every hug and cuddle you can give.
You think I wouldn't if I had the option?
>>82720442Aunt May
>>82720442
The one who feels bad when she backstabs you.
>>82720442
Why does Olsen's face always change? Is this chaos magic?
>>82737525
Her jealous older sisters murdered her two years ago and now they take turns wearing her face as a mask and starring in big movies.
>>82737525
Because promotional pics get shoped to hell.
Look at the The First Avenger cover, the one with Cap on profile, he barely looks like Evans.
>>82737690
Yeah, but she looks like anoter person when she smiles, that's weird.
>>82738084
She's peculiar like that.
>>82722009
Does anyone hate this "we're so cool as we walk" thing that procedural shows do?
>>82737690
>>82738271
Why is she so perfect.
>>82720442
I think they should hug each other.
>>82738946
They probably did more than that in AoU.
>>82737159
Some monsters wouldn't.
>>82738084
Its like she has multiple forms of beauty instead of one.
Truly it is Chaos Magic.
>>82738976
> Wanda mind controlled Nat more than we have seen in screen; Maximoff had her lick her dirty slav feet clean while on all fours, like a pet bitch.
> Since then, Nat has become the kind of big sister who sits little Wanda on her lap and strokes her hair while hitching up the Slav's little skirt and caressing her thighs just above the socks.
Because she is trained in lesbian seduction she knows how to make Wanda wet without being obvious she is doing it.
>>82739724
Well I'm not one such. I would cuddle her whenever she needed/wanted it.
>>82739724
Many people...
> Fear Wanda Before All Others
But I want to...
> Cuddle Wanda Before All Others
>>82723197
Probably Whedon's fault. He wanted Ultron to have a human face so he could emote.
Someone post the scarlet witch concept art. There's a really good one where she has a neat lookin tiara on.
>>82720442
Scarlet Witch. Widow has never received nonsexual affection as far as we know. Witch had a brother.
>>82740589
I only have three, in the three it's just concept art for her regular clothes
>>82740139
>implying it's not BW who begs Wanda to mindrape her every now and then
>>82741005
>>82741102
>>82740698
>Widow has never received nonsexual affection as far as we know.
>Witch had a brother.
>nonsexual affection
>Witch's brother
>>82741166
>implying the plans weren't to go full ultimates with them
>implying Disney didn't just cut all their incest scenes
Here's one.
>>82740197
So always?
>>82740589
But...they do now have the perfect set-up for a head dress of some sort. It's when she abandons the pleb world that Wanda can truly become the Scarlet Witch.
She leaves Earth after meeting with Strange, meets up with Clea and magic types, and gets a tiara. IMHO it should be ornate, not a basic shape, really detailed and regal and mystic/alien.
Much more flamboyant costume, longer coat, maybe cape, less tacticool much more heavily gothic, dark patterns and symbols.
>>82740698
wtf are you talking about. steve and natasha were platonic as hell.
>>82741040
> Wanda mindrapes Nat
> Natasha plays sexy molesty aunt to Wanda
> Both get what they want. Its beautiful.
>>82741617
Always what? Whenever time for cuddle? If so then yes.
>>82741772
>those slippers
cute
>>82723129
>kornheiserohbaby.jpg
>>82741772
>mfw I thought she was holding a white, used condom
>>82741650
>She leaves Earth
How.
>>82742303
Doesn't matter, it won't happen.
>>82742142
You Just Know.
>>82742459
Stop it. Lizzie is pure, PURE!
>>82742542
Look at those hungry eyes.
You just KNOW.
>>82742142
Would Vision need one? Like, does he shoot enough? Can he give her robot STDs?
Fuck now I'm stuck wondering if all interspecies relationships in Marvel can fuck you over. Like, if you're a human, and you fuck a mutie or an inhuman, can you catch something from them? What about all those people that stuck it to Tigra?
>>82742757
Considering Vision probably doesn't have a dick and that he might only grow one like he did with his cape, I doubt it's relevant.
>>82740197
>you'll never hold her close in her comfy af bed
>>82720442
Widow probably has been extensively trained in hug techniques by the KGB and/or SHIELD.
>>82743372
That's why Wanda's are better.
They are natural and loving.
>>82742303
>>82742329
Strange recruits her and trains her but because its too dangerous to train her on Earth due to the Accords, and because humans are against her, she hides out somewhere else.
Doubt she sits in Wakanda doing nothing till Infinity War. Pretty obvious her power is going to grow.
>>82742648
She is hungry forcuddles
>>82743567
>Doubt she sits in Wakanda doing nothing till Infinity War.
Well no, she's obviously gonna get WAKANDAED while she's there.
But ARE they actually gonna try to get her and Strange to do shit? I've seen it mentioned here a few times, but no one's yet to provide a source on Feige or Derrickson saying so
>>82742542
>tfw she cried when she met Mark Hamill
>>82720442
Liz definitely has more upper body strength, and her boobs are a little bigger. Scarjo is better at smoochins.
>>82741658
Ok never was the wrong word. Point being Witch is way more human and empathetic.
>>82741166
I knew this was going to get mentioned but Ultimate Marvel sucks ass.Even if I did like that plot.
>>82743224
After years of sleeping in crappy beds in dingey flats in Sokovia, Wanda gets a nice comfy bed.
You will never hold a sleepy tired Wanda in your arms and slowly tenderly tuck her into that comfy bed.
>>82720442
Widow. Everyone knows bigger boobs make comfier snuggling.
>>82743689
>You will never hold a sleepy tired Wanda in your arms and slowly tenderly fuck her into that comfy bed.
ftfy
>>82743640
>>82743689
>not used to sleeping under covers
>first days at Avengers HQ
>see this
>>82743843
Get the cover and slowly drape it over her.
Have to do this every night, but its always worth it.
>>82744532
Goddammit Vision you creepy fucker
>>82744583
>implying he doesn't take advantage of not having to sleep to look at Wanda for 9 hours while she sleeps
>>82722498
What copy of the cam is this?
>>82744654
Recoloured TC
>>82744654
One that says TC.
But that pic is shoped, the torrent has something like a green filter over it.
>>82744666
>>82744689
Okay, cause I can just use VLC to drop the saturation/contrast and make it look good.
>>82744779
Yeah, if you fuck around with the settings enough you get something that makes it look better. It's just a bitch sometimes. I've just been running screenshots through photoshop before posting them here to fix them up
Good night /co/
>>82744689
Song sheets...
> Kom Susser Todd
> Madworld
> Bittersweet Symphony
> Personal Jesus
> Walking in my Shoes
> Sing for Absolution
> Hazard
> Don't Give Up
> This Nation Is JUST (Sokovian National Anthem)
