>HOLY SHIT!
Does it bother you to hear Spider-Man swear?
>>82682065
No, why would it?
>>82682065
refreshing actually.
>>82682065
>Teenager
>Not swearing
Yeah, it was weird but it makes sense.
>>82682065
felt appropriate
>>82682126
This. I hate when Spidey is in boy scout mode.
probably the moment I fell in love with his character actually
>>82682172
This, the new spider is a kid fresh in high school. It makes some sense he'd have a loose mouth
It actually pisses me off when he doesn't
What teenagers don't swear?
>>82682198
What else about him is loose?
>>82682065
It was actually the PERFECT situation for it. I said the same thing at the same time.
>>82682065
I think that the fact he was the least expected to swear actually made the whole reveal that muchfunnier
>>82682065
>Teenager
>In New York
>Not swearing
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things don't belong.
>>82682330
Hischange
>>82682330
Damn it, you couldn't wait until his movie came out to be gay for Tom Holland?
>>82682065
Nah, it makes sense. He's a teenager. Teenagers swear.
>>82682360
>tfw they kill off mcu spider in the avengers 3 movies
>we will get dindu nuffin spidey shooting web's with gang signs and stealing tech from shield/stark
>>82682065
OK, I haven't seen Civil War yet and that'll cost me some points here. But Spider-man swearing? No. Just no. If anything he's the one we can count on to say anything other than idiotic swearing. We have his evil repaint Deadpool for all of that. Spiderman is a free-flowing stream of verbal barrage, but not any swearing. Perhaps some of the viewers are so used to having their intelligence insulted and being told to not demand better, that it seems normal to them.
So how long is this Stark thing going to work out? I feel like the Spider-Man mythos can't sustain him being financially successful for too long, at least not early on.
>>82682360
It just looks like someone killed Elmo, skinned him and put it on display as a warning to other puppets.
>>82682065
You see a man grow to the size of a building without saying "holy shit"
>>82682065
>Language
>>82682065
Better that than Bendis yiddish-isms
>>82682516
>just like in the movie, Cap will never live it down
Pottery.
No, but I didn't like how every time we laughed because of Spider-man we were laughing at HIM and not one of his jokes. Not even that big of a Spider-man fan, his sense of humor is as much a part of his character as Hulk being mad.
>>82682065
What else would you expect a teenager, who is in his first fight against other powered people, to say when faced with a 50 ft guy out of fucking nowhere?
And if you think about it, the fact that the biggest reaction Giant Man got from Stark's side was Rhodey's line, versus Spidey swearing and looking shocked is another (sort of) subtle way they showed just how new Pete is to the big leagues.
Spider-Man isn't young Steve Rogers
He's just a kid
>>82682481
Straight up: opinion discarded.
>>82682820
This somehow reminded me...I work with kindergartners. They know what the Empire Strikes Back is. There's no way in hell someone Pete's age - especially a nerd - would consider ESB an old film.
>>82682481
He only says "holy shit".
>>82682481
Are you retarded? He cussed once throughout the movie and it was "Oh shit" as a reaction to Ant-Man becoming Giant Man and whooping Rhodey's ass.
>>82682820
This,in the mcu Peter was literally just fighting street thugs and getting posted in you give
Now he's in battles against some of the legends of his world.
I'm surprised he hasn't broken down, then again we have homecoming for that.
>>82682866
I was disappointed in Pete. He's supposed to be a nerd and he couldn't even remember the name to the best Star Wars movie.
>>82682866
If that nerd was delusional, maybe. Regardless of opinion about Star Wars and/or the reference in Civil War, Empire is a few decades old, which makes it, well, old. The only 'new' Star Wars movies are TFA and Rogue One when it comes out.
>>82682915
You think Civil War was difficult for Pete? Theres a good chance he'll be involved in the fight against Thanos.
>>82682896
I said I hadn't seen it. And I'm just going to have to accept spoilers as a result of being too busy to go see it for now.
What, just once? Sounds like typical hollywood in action, using swearing to make up for a lack of interesting lines to say. "If you can't be interesting, be edgy."
Did you forget the original Spiderman trilogy?
>You can have your fucking money when you fix my damn door you stupid kike!
>It's you who is out, Gobbie, out of your fucking mind!
"holy shit!" at the sight of something spectacular is so tame by modern standards that you have to be on some other level of conservative (no politics pls) or over 70 years old to really be bothered by that.
I mean, if he were saying fuck this and that or cussing like Cartman then yeah maybe, but...come on...
Why was Aunt May all young looking? What the fuck my negroes. I could fap to her. I shouldn't be able to fap to Aunt May
>>82682866
He knew what ESB was. He didn't know they were called AT-ATs. Which is fair since they're not even called AT-ATs in the movie.
>>82683030
You sound like a faggot desu
>>82683030
You are trying so hard.
>>82682065
I think they did it right, he's not cussing all the time, but if he gets really shocked he might let it slip.
He tries to be a goody goody, but he is a teenager.
>>82683075
It's just weird to hear Spider-Man say a real swear word in an official Marvel product.
>>82683030
Not that guy but do you even know what edgy is or are you just throwing words around. It was a 2 second shot of Spidey reacting to Ant-man going into Giant Man, sure it came out of left field but that's what made it funny.
>>82682866
>>82683003
>>82683115
I normally am an autistic faggot and pick shit apart all the time, but then I thought of it this way -
Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags, trying to jog their memory because he doesn't think they remember the names of them like he would.
>>82683164
Honestly Spidey shouldn't be saying fuck all the time but he is a teen, him not swearing often is a little weird
Can we all agree that this is easily the worst portrayal of Spider-Man and that Disney fucked him up? Might as well give Spider-Man to WB
>>82683287
I love Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland
Shit ending to TASM2 fucked Garfield over and I'm a little irritated by Holland not making his own suit but those are more problems with the writing than they are the actors
Honestly anyone that actually emotes is leagues better than Tobey
>>82683287
No.
>>82682065
No, it was an appropriate reaction TO A GUY GETTING BIG.
>>82683062
>FUCKING OUT, GOD DAMN AM I, NIGGA?!?!
>420 captcha
the robots got the right idea
>>82683287
Nice shitpost.
>>82683315
I wish Tobey was a better actor. I still rate his films higher than ASM but thats a function of Raimi being spectacular. Tobey was serviceable but clearly the weak link of the films.
>>82683287
No, he easily eclipsed Tobey for me, and I'm a huge Raimifag.
Garfield fucking sucked, so he's hardly worth mentioning.
>>82682065
You know it did actually throw me for a second.
>>82683256
>Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags, trying to jog their memory because he doesn't think they remember the names of them like he would.
This. A lot of nerds seem to underestimate how much normies get certain pop culture elements considered "nerdy". I've had someone try to claim on this site that Wonder-Woman isn't a well known character, when everyone seems to at least remember the show. He said "That really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?" and said "on the snow planet with the walking thingies" because he wanted to make sure they would get what he was saying, rather than say "Hoth, with the AT-ATs" and risk them not knowing what he was talking about.
>>82683287
>>82683287
>can we all agree
That was your first mistake.
>>82683115
I'll admit I misworded it a bit. I just meant it's well-known enough (the "I am your father" is possibly THE most iconic scene in pop culture in general). There'd be no need for him to reference it was "an old movie". Everyone knows it and knows it well enough to get what he's referencing.
>>82683287
Guy who's whining about ESB here, obviously.
Nah, that and >>82682581 were the only complaints about it. He was obviously pretty smart, something the other depictions did a good job telling us but not so much showing us and he did pretty damn well for a first real superhero outing, better than quite a few of the other characters in the film, in fact.
>>82683226
Like that other guy said, if he was swearing like Cartman, then that'd be getting it wrong.
We've got so many bad writers, bad producers, making bad films out of good material, don't you ever worry where it starts? They compare two charts- the characters they have licence to, and the chart that shows them what's popular around now. They haven't read the origional stuff, they haven't read the stuff their focus meetings are making, and they can't tell two characters apart. Someday we're going to get some guy who can't tell the difference between Batman, and Negan from Walking Dead. Those are the guys waiting for people to say "I suppose once, would be OK, as long as it's funny." and then we have characters turning into Deadpool. Huh. How about that Gwen Stacey?
>>82682481
>>82683315
I think his social awkwardness is what made him a good Peter except in 3 because he was just annoying in that movie, but for the most part I actually liked Tobey, plus Raimi directing it and Bruce Cambells cameos sold me on loving the Spider-man movies, even if theyre not that great I still like watching them
>>82683453
What are you even talking about?
>>82683585
muh slippery slope
>>82683585
Feels like a pasta.
>>82683642
Nah, I think it might be a new level of autism and paranoia combined
>>82682360
>Peter Parker
>Equivalent to any common, cynical, New York teenager who doesn't have to carry the moral and existential burden of Spider-Man.
Other than that, any halfway well-adjusted person at least does some light swearing in moments of stress and tension.
What was the song used during Queens.jpeg?
>>82683030
PG-13 are allowed one "shit". This is what they used it on.
>>82682065
Have you ever spoken to a teenager?
>>82682198
He's also from New York. His language is practically Puritan considering his origin.
>>82683822
See >>82683777
>Normal teenagers have Uncle Bens and double-lives being Spider-Man
>Spider-Man
>Swearing
What? Unacceptable! He's not even allowed to due that while wearing the black suit! I mean, he can use and sell illicit drugs in the black suit, but NEVER swear!
I'm suing for damages for tarnishing the reputation of this IP.
>>82684080
>No homo
Oh boy.
>>82683449
But anon, it is an old movie.
I just attribute it to the fact he was surprised by Giant Man and the word just slipped out of his mouth.
it was his only swear in the movie anyway.
>>82683817
You're thinking of "fuck". PG-13 movies can say "shit" as much as they want.
>>82682065
Not as much as seeing Superman kill...
>>82684080
Imagine if the "Not a homosexual" part had an asterix
>>82682490
>puppets
They're Muppets, anon.
>Those wings cotton fiber? The same cotton your nigger ancestor picked?
Jesus Christ, Russos
>>82684080
i kinda want to see a spider-man movie where they make it as edgy and weird as possible without breaking those guidelines.
>>82684080
We will never see symbiote Spider-Man tearing the ass out of some twink...
>>82684306
This is legitimately the first one to ever make me laugh
>>82684263
Please we all knew Superman was going to kill Zod. Its the feeling bad about it that's surprising, Reed killed Zod smiled and quiped and that's after he had more or less unarmed him.
>>82684306
>Tall white blue-eyed Aryan, and yet he's on the opposite of the side that wants categorical registration, detainment, and execution of subhumans and freaks. You think you know a guy.
>>82683795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryue0-3Lbns
Also did some of the music for Life is Strange
>>82684080
But "shit" is PG-13
>>82684302
Muppets are puppetsof the jews.
>>82684256
wrong
>>82684569
>Reed killed Zod
Not really
>The whole time he's talking to Tony in his room
>asked why he became Spider Man
> waits for him to mention Uncle Ben at least once
>Doesn't happen
> Basically says "with great power comes great responsibility" without actually saying "with great power comes great responsibility
>MFFW
>>82683062
Also
>Is Peter Parker gonna have to smack a bitch?
>>82685664
It's almost as if they expect the audience to know the backstory they've heard a thousand times or something.
>>82685724
FUCK THAT SHIT. It's part of the lore, bitch! What's next, Bruce Wayne's Parents alive and well and in Florida. He just became Batman for shits and giggles?
>>82682065
He swears in the comics semifrequently. it's just wingding'd out
>>82682866
>There's no way in hell someone Pete's age - especially a nerd - would consider ESB an old film
Why? Everybody would, because it is old. Was 1980 yesterday for you?Oh, it was... I'm sorry, anon.
>>82683883
>In the movie he's been at it for like 3 months
>He's still struggling with juggling this huge double life, not telling Aunt May, coming to terms with how he fucked up and how helping the little guy in some small way can atone for what he did
He can say shit. Gawd.
>>82685664
Uncle Ben's "you have a responsibility to do those things" in TASM and Peter's "when the bad things happen...and you don't do anything, they happen because of you" in Civil War were ten times more naturalistic sounding that Uncle Ben coming out of nowhere to say "With great power, comes great responsibility" like he was practicing it in front of a mirror. He never even said it originally, it wasn't corny in the original comic because it was a lesson the narrator gave at the end.
>>82682866
Nerd or not, ESB is an old movie. He's right to call it an old movie, especially given his age.
I saw Ferngully when I was 5 or 6. I would call it an old movie now, because it slightly is, relatively.
>>82685748
>Not saying a catchphrase is tantamount to Uncle Ben being alive and well
Fuck off, autist.
>>82683256
>Peter was being a nerd and underestimating normalfags,
This.
Peter knows ESB is an old movie, especially to people like super heroes who probably don't think too much about pop culture and movies.
>>82682302
I didn't swear as a teen. All my classmates thought it was weird, especially since I had no qualms about swearing, I just chose not to
>>82685787
Yeah but Uncle Ben's death was a big reason he became Spider-Man to begin with. I get they don't want to do the origin again, but at least he could have said something like " doing nothing caused me to loose someone i was close to" or something to that effect.
I feel like his character was done right, considering his age. It was still a little bit too dorky, but it made sense.
>Mr Stark, what should I do?
Was kinda cringey.
>>82682330
Underrated post.
>>82683410
>He said "That really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?" and said "on the snow planet with the walking thingies" because he wanted to make sure they would get what he was saying, rather than say "Hoth, with the AT-ATs" and risk them not knowing what he was talking about.
This. He knows to hide his powerlevel. Don't we all try that too, until we figure out the person we're talking to are into it/know stuff as well?
>>82685940
He probably didn't want to allude to the fact that he feels responsible for letting a robber get away.
>>82684080
god damn. whose dick to I have to suck for MCU Spidey to chomp on a big ol' cigar when in the black suit?
>>82684306
Not gonna lie, I laughed when he said "you have the right to remain silent" after tackling Falcon
>>82685954
That part made sense since he was basically dealing with street level crimes. Never dealt with a situation like the airport battle. But yeah guess you could've changed the dialogue.
>>82685132
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRICHAAAARDS!
>>82685954
>>Mr Stark, what should I do?
>Was kinda cringey.
Why would that be cringey?
>>82682065
What bothers me more is that in this day and age, comics still treat their readers like little children. Nothing defuses a tense climax than characters breaking out the Q*bert swearing
>I'm going to $!?#* you up!
>Oh &£@#$! It's coming right at us!
>I don't $*&£# believe it!
Pathetic
>>82684080
>the symbiote suit is a valid excuse for spider-man to deal drugs
What?
>>82685664
Did you just ignore the delivery of the line or did you legitimately not understand the meaning behind the way he delivered it? He sure as shit mentioned Uncle Ben as far as I'm concerned.
>>82682065
Why? He's from Brooklyn.
No, why the fuck would it? Oh and news flash, shit isn't a swear word. It's a biological function.
>>82686117
No he isn't.
>>82686117
Get the FUCK OUT
>>82686128
Are you fucking retarded? Of course it's a swear word.
>>82683115
I watched this with my mom and even she didn't know what they were called and she watched Star Wars like a hundred times.
>>82686087
Comic books were created for children, and children still read them.
>muh adult hobby
If you make comics inaccessible to kids you're just speeding up the death of the medium.
>>82682481
>No. Just no.
The /co/mblr is real.
>>82682065
No, what bothered me is how absolutely adorable i found him.
>>82686087
Tell me how an adult would defuse that tense climax then
>>82686399
iktf>tfw you want to ask him how his day was at school
>>82686429
His banter with everyone was one of my favorite parts, i hope he appears in other ensemble casts. He brought such a genuine, almost child-like energy that i thought was unreasonably cute.
>>82682490
Elmo died for your sins
Or maybe Uncle Ben doesn't even exist in this universe.
May's young and single, it was probably an old pimp or bf if anything.
>>82686615
>young
She's 51, anon.
>>82683287
You've forgotten me haven't you?
>>82682065
It does seem a bit out of character, even for a new version of the character. Spidey's the sort of dork to say 'holy moley!' or 'holy hannah!' or something dumb like that instead. While the 'good kid who doesn't swear' stereotype isn't much of a thing anymore because swearing is socially acceptable nowadays, Spidey is still a bit old fashioned like that. I think even a 15 year old Peter raised by old fashioned grandparents should fit the 'good kid that doesn't swear' mold.
>>82686615
Pretty sure Peter alluded to the death of his Uncle when he was explaining his philosophy on his powers to Tony
>>82685787
>like he was practicing it in front of a mirror.
sounds like your typical parents.
>>82684080
>does not kill UNLESS ...
What? Movie Spidey can kill? What are they thinking?
>>82686884
>I think even a 15 year old Peter raised by old fashioned grandparents should fit the 'good kid that doesn't swear' mold.
He's not raised by old fashioned grandparents. Did you see his aunt?
>>82686941
I definitely got that impression too.
I'm not surprised they tip-toed around the "with great power..." line either, they probably figured it would be too on the nose since everyone knows about it now.
>>82686884
I think it still works given what we know of Aunt Milf. She doesnt look like the old fashioned, apple pie on the window still, old lady we used to have. She more modernized and youthful so Peter could be a bit less of a sheltered boy scout.
>>82686941
>>82686615
I hope he's going to reference the events in more detail in a later movie.
He probably wasn't comfortable recalling traumatic event to someone he just met, even if it's Tony Stark.
>>82683106
why would the aunt of a 15 year old be 80 years old
>half-expected Tony to make a "language" callback
>>82683106
the actress is 51 years old.
although most people probably don't keep their appearance as diligently as a movie star.
>>82686968
I haven't seen it yet. I'm going off every single previous version of the characters that exist. Because you'd think that would be a reasonable assumption.
>>82687017
>I haven't seen it yet.
There you go. He lives in an apartment where someone is just hanging out in the hallway (nothing fancy that's for sure), and his aunt is 51 and gives a vibe of someone modern and trying to be hip for her nephew.
So it's not a stretch to think that he lives with people who aren't uptight, but you can still see that his aunt really cares for him and he also cares a lot for her (he repeatedly tells Tony to not tell Aunt May about his powers so she won't worry). He's definitely a good, dorky kid but not the boy scout, squeaky clean one you think of.
>>82682866
Nigga, I was born in 1987. I consider ESB an old film. Someone literally born in 2001 would definitely consider a movie a few decades before their birth as old too.
Yes, actually. Movies are too crude these days, especially when characters should be role models.
>But muh realism
Why do you want realism in a comic book movie?
>>82686960
Hey, I hear this scene was popular. How many people does he have to kill to get us our next "X number of millions" profit?
Let's reboot the series and have him kill that Uncle Ben. Spiderman mopes about it anyway....
>>82686884
>While the 'good kid who doesn't swear' stereotype isn't much of a thing anymore because swearing is socially acceptable nowadays
Maybe in whatever degenerate country you live in.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/10810862/Vladimir-Putin-signs-ban-on-foul-language-in-films-books-and-performances.html
>Americans think allowing the jews to corrupt their morals through media is a good thing.
>>82687276
>SJW-in-chief Putin creates a national safe space
>>82687252
Maybe you just live in a community full of soft cunts, m8.
>>82687306
>Putin
>SJW
>>82687310
Or you live in a world of plebs and Neanderthals.
>>82687306
You can't swear, but you do get to assault fags and immigrants. It's a fair trade-off.
>>82686971
I liked the way they phrased it, because that made it resonate with what Tony was told in his vision in AoU about how 'we're dead because you didn't do enough'
>>82687324
Putin is fighting for social justice. Just not the type of social justice sjws in thevwest would support.
>>82687324
Putin is straight up 'your rights end where my beliefs begin'.
>>82687324
>"I'm not an SJW I just get triggered by words and think they should be banned"
>>82687375
George Washington banned swearing among his troops. It was an old rule of common civility.
>>82687373
And Russia is better for it.
>>82687397
Nah he's just an sjw who can't take the bantz
>>82687219
>too crude these days
They've always been crude
>>82682065
Nah.
>>82687405
Kek
>>82687405
>economy in a financial crisis
>standard of living is terrible
>people getting arrested up the wazoo
>>82687452
The economy is bad because that nigger in the white house was mad about Russia interfering with NATO's coup in the Ukriane.
Standard of ling has improved drastically under Putin.
People getting arrested are leftist agitators who had it coming.
>>82687477
So people who disagree with you being a shitty leader with a fucked up country and legal system are called agitators now? Interesting.
>>82687477
Putin pls go
>>82682866
Spider-Man has never liked Star Wars. Makes sense Pete wouldn't know what an AT-AT is called.
>>82687599
Deepest lore
It's hardly a big deal. kids in the single digits curse nowadays. It's not very surprising that Peter would say "HOLY SHIT" after seeing a guy grow to the size of buildings
>>82682866
I am apparently an enormous nerd.
I have never watched Star Wars, and I'm not going to.
Never watched Star Trek either, and not going to.
>>82687706
Well Star Trek is a long spanning TV series with quite a few movies so that's understandable. But to watch the Star Wars ones isnt asking for a lot of your time, still if it's a genre you're not interested in skipping them makes sense too. I was never interested in Sci-fi all that much and after finally watching Star Wars i can only say that they're alright, just very overrated.
>>82682065
So he really said "Holy shit!"? I thought he said that but wasn't too sure because I was watching the camrip. Not sure how I should feel about Spidey swearing. It was funny and unexpected I guess.
>>82686009
That was one of my favorite lines of his, along with being excited over Bucky's arm.
>>82682866
Any movie that has been released at least 10-20 years ago is old. Not counting a movie released before you were even born, nor old enough to be able to collect thoughts about said movie.
LoTR triligy is an old movies series.
The Star Wars prequels are all movies now.
>>82687599
Perfect.
>>82682866
They're kindergartners, you ass. They don't know anything. They didn't pick the movie to watch out of a Criterion list on a playdate. Their parents showed it to them and they just accepted it.
Empire is an old movie. Teenagers acknowledge it is an old movie because it happened almost 40 years ago.
Deal with it.
>>82683256
>star wars is for nerds
Literally cringe
Please go back to tumblr newfag normie faggot.
>>82683287
Nah, he's the best
Tom Holland>>Andrew Garfield>>>>Shit>>USM(Cartoon)>>>>>Tobey Maguire.
>>82687706
You're real cool buddy
>>82682065
I've been cursing sense I was 11 so seeing Spider-Man curse was cool, it was realistic.
I wish they were allowed to curse in the latest TMNT show, it'd feel a lot more natural.
>>82682866
I was under the impression that Peter was being sarcastic when he described ESB as "that really old movie".
>>82682481
>We have his evil repaint Deadpool for all of that
Stopped reading there casual
>>82683062
>youre like some kind of fucking octopus, aint you doc?
>>82683287
Tom Holland's Spider-Man was weak, but he's the GOAT Peter Parker.
And his Spider-Man was only weak because he's just been swinging around in a shoddy costume for 6 months and doing street level work.
>>82684080
>psst! Hey kid! Wanna buy some drugs?
>>82682065
Not really, as long as it's not overdone. If he starts dropping cluster F-bombs every two words or so, then I (and almost certainly the MPAA) will have a problem.
>>82683003
>These fake "nerds" Thinking that you have to like star wars or star trek or some other bullshit to be a nerd
lmao kill yourselves.
>>82682481
>>82684698
Is this song about jerking off?
>>82686128
>shit isn't a swear word. It's a biological function.
By that logic, fuck isn't a swear word either.
>>82686009
He seemed so young while saying this. Younger than he is. While I loved this spidey this line was very silly coming out of his mouth. Not on a spiderman silly level. Just eh.
I liked how Tony is becoming a father figure to this Peter. They're the two most charismatic characters of the MCU, this cane be really fun in future movies.
Old movie guy here.
I apparently have a very different definition of old than most of you. No, a movie 10-20 years old isn't old, a movie 40-50 years old is kind of old in my book.
>>82682866
My niece is 15, the same age Peter, and she thinks all of the original trilogy are so old that they are unwatchable movies. Most of her friends haven't seen any of the original star wars films either or most of the prequels. Surprisingly, most of them have seen Revenge of the Sith and like it. I think actual 15 year old teenagers outweigh what kindergartners think of it.
Also, she swears, and her friends swear a lot too. Most of the neighbor kids her age swear a lot too.
>>82688749
>They're kindergartners, you ass. They don't know anything. They didn't pick the movie to watch out of a Criterion list on a playdate. Their parents showed it to them and they just accepted it.
Oh, yeah, cause ESB is surely some obscure old movie right?
Apparently you're the one who doesn't know much about kindergartners or kids their age if you really think the only media they've been exposed to is what their parents have shown them. Or you were just a boring kid even by that age.
>>82693315
Your niece isn't like most kids then.
(I'm also freshly out of high school, so if we're going to be going by anecdotal evidence I have far more say than you guys)
>>82693275
I'm 29, and I consider any move older than movie an old movie. However, I'm not one to judge a movie on it's age, but on its' quality. The Godfather for example, may be 15 years older than me, but the first thing I think of to describe it isn't that it's old, I just think of it as a classic, or that it's well shot and written, et cetera.
Most of the people on this board probably can't even legally buy a drink.
>>82693362
That's a no true scotsman fallacy. She doesn't count because she doesn't like it? Even though she's literally 15 and the closest to Parker's age of anyone in this thread? I admit she's one of the pretty popular girls, she loves movies and is like any other 15 year old these days. She just says that Star Wars "Looks old" and that the special editions "looks weird because they've add fake new stuff to it" ..(her words).
Apparently one of her nerdy girl friends loves the OT, and most of her male friends and boyfriends have liked them too.
I just texted and asked her, and she said the one word her friends would use to describe the original star wars movies is "old". She actually asked why I didn't just refer to them as the "old star wars movies".
>>82693581
I didn't say she didn't count, I said she isn't like most kids. Just about everybody I know my age has at least seen A New Hope. I'm 19 btw, so it's not like there's a huge age difference between the two of us.
>old people arguing Empire Strikes Back isn't old
>>82693662
19 is old these days?
>>82693662
I'm old and I agree, ESB is old.
Just like in 1980 they would have considered movies made in 1944 old. Same amount of time passed.
Why does it feel like hardly anyone in this thread knows what nerd means nor understands a thing about Spider-Man as character outside of the movies?
No, not really.
>>82687397
Washington also owned slaves, what kind of psychopath would base their morality on his today?
>>82682126
>Peter is a nerd
>Doesn't have encyclopaedic knowledge of Star Wars
This was more refreshing than anything else.
>>82685927
Oh. You're one of those.
>>82682481
>be fighting super beings
>one turns into a giant godzilla sized mad man laughing
>OH SHIT
i think it was the most appropriate reaction
gtfo of this thread
>>82693734
It's old, but it's still weird to refer to it as an old movie. I would not use that term to describe something that's still in the public consciousness to such a degree, something that had a sequel release less than a year ago.
>>82694777
I'd use it to describe For Your Eyes Only even though a James Bond movie was released last year.
>>82694885
People don't quote For Your Eyes Only every day, it isn't referenced constantly in books movies and tv shows.
>>82694885
But For Your Eyes Only itself isn't still in the public conscious. ESB has a scene that's still heavily referenced in media to this day.
>>82683381
>the MC is the weak linkin the films
>>82693918
That was just a joke about him being a kid. the early star wars are long past his time but the other characters like Tony Stark are the age where Star Wars was a big part of their childhood
>>82694959
>>82694961
The "hero framed by a woman's legs" poster is referenced a lot in pop culture.
>>82695229
Not nearly as much as "I Am Your Father"
>>82685927
HXC straightedgelord.
>>82695275
I don't see how that makes much of a difference with regards to its age. People heavily quote much older movies like the Wizard of Oz.
>>82682330
His aunt
>>82682481
>it's a "I'm a superior intellectual because I don't use your curse words" episode
>>82682065
>YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Why is /co/ so sheltered from reality?
>>82696141
He was under symbiote influence when he said that.
>>82695229
Every time I see "(Character) will return" I say out loud "...in 'For Your Eyes Only.'" Like, reflexively. I even did it after the second post-credits sequence of Civil War.
>mfw no one I know understands why I said it
>>82682065
Spider-Man was always a jerk. Remember when he was homophobic towards that wrestler? Or his racist treatment towards his landlord? Spider-Man's a dick because he's a direct self-insert of Stan Lee.
>>82684080
>can't sell drugs unless he's black
they can't keep getting away with this
>>82685959
Do you discuss the death of a loved one with a dude who just shows up in your house one day? Especially if it was so fresh you're probably barely done grieving/dealing?
>>82687706
>he will never experience the glory that is Captain Jean-Luc Picard
I pity you, anon.
>>82695229
That is a good point, but even so that's one thing, not even from the movie itself, and it's a lot easier to divorce the reference from the source material.
Is it wrong that I kind of want Aunt May to be my hot aunt that takes care of me?
>>82684080
I was going to ask who's going to be the drawfag that makes Spidey a torturous murdering swearing cigarette-smoking crack dealing alcoholic pedophile lesbian, but then I realized that those are all /co/'s triggers, so there's no way anybody would do this
>>82697962
Yeah, honestly, >>82697041 is way more relevant and symbolic or whatever than a movie poster that most people have forgotten.
>>82698094
idk, ask Freud
>>82698824
I'd want her to wear tight and skimpy clothes too...
>>82697452
>Can't kill in self-defense unless he's black
Nice to see Marvel's progressive side here, I guess red Spidey has too much privilege and power for it to be considered self-defense
>>82682065
Batman's "Oh shit" moment was better IMO. Spidey could have said "Holy crap" or just about any other exclamation but with Batman it felt like he just realized how far out of his league Doomsday was.
>Everyone's assblasted because Peter called a movie they like "old"
And you call yourselves adults.
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>82693643
4 years is a pretty big gap in terms of maturity level and thinking certain things are cool, anon.
>>82685748
>FUCK THAT SHIT. It's part of the lore, bitch! What's next, Bruce Wayne's Parents alive and well and in Florida. He just became Batman for shits and giggles?
But senpai, people have been bitching about Batman's origin being told every time they reboot the character.
Marvel listened.
>>82685664
Why would he open up to Tony about Uncle Ben 5 minutes after he first met him?
>>82682481
>>82701590
>namefag forcing the /co/mblr meme
What a surprise.
>>82701453
he didn't tell him he's a vegan atheist crosfitter that adopted his dog either
you don't reveal some things in the first 10 seconds
>>82704683
I think you misread his post. You're angrily agreeing with him.
>>82701590
FUCK OFF FUCK9ING SHITLORD STOP MKAING FUN OF TUMBLR
>>82701590
>le tumblr meme
>>82701851
>>82708170
>>82710740
I'm sorry that I put a gif of the Tumblr boogie man. I'll try to be more careful around you extra sensitive anons next time.
Actually gave me flashbacks to the 90s TMNT movie
Nice to see even in this overly sanitized movie world some some surprises can still be had
>WOW CAP, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU STARTED SUCKING OFF NIGGERS TO TRY AND FIND ME
Geez, I know Bucky's mentally unstable but this was a bit much don't you think?
>>82682360
Filename gave me a giggle.
