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Have you guys seen this?

>With a crushing debt and a health care and humanitarian crisis in the making, the beautiful island of Puerto Rico could use a superhero right now. And thanks to Brooklyn-based Marvel Comics writer and comic book nerd, Edgardo Miranda-Rodriguez, it got one. Her name is La Borinqueña, a New York-born superhero who discovers her superpowers when she visits the island.
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Why is Jim Jones on the cover?
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>"She is symbol of patriotism at a time when Puerto Ricans need to be reminded of their superpowers," says Miranda-Rodriguez, who pitched the idea of creating an original comic book to the National Puerto Rican Day Parade committee several months ago.

>"She is a patriotic symbol of hope for Puerto Rico and Puerto Ricans. We don't need to look outside of us for the power—we have it inside. If we come together, we will win," he says.
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>>82678436
They better do her justice by having a fat ass.
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>>82678436
>new york born
so now they're stealin our women AND our superheroes
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>>82678436
>Puerto Rican
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is this really or one of those lame 3rd world superheroes south America and the middle east make?
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So is this specifically going to be in Spanish and released in Puerto Rico, like their Korean comics, or is it coming out here?
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Okay...
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>>82678436
La Borinqueña
It sounds like a cookie or some cheap snack brand
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>tfw ignored again for the regueton island
Someday, someday my dear Colombia
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>>82678436
Can Puerto Ricans afford comics?
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>>82678728
There is nothing worthy in colombia to make a whole title of.
Inb4 women
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Why was she born in New York if she's meant to represent Puerto Rico?

And will this result in a resurgence of that one educational filmstrip, "Progress Island U.S.A.": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlyaVk8PKwQ
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>>82678697
Borinquen was the name of the island before the europeans renamed it Puerto Rico.
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>>82678436
Is that Hector Lavoe in the inferior left corner?
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Shit OP here I forgot about finishing the whole thing, here's the source:

>http://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/move-over-jlo-there-s-puerto-rican-superhero-she-can-n572181

Shouldn't Marvel just push White Tiger and give her an ongoing again?
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>>82678866
there is less than nothing worthy in Puerto Rico to make a superhero.

Everytime there is a latino superhero 70% of the time is either from Brazil or Puerto rico
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>>82678436

Marvel please stop the pandering
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why isn't she a tranny marvel is literally north carolina right now
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>>82678436
>not a race/gender swapped legacy of a pre-existing hero
Huh. It's like Marvel wants her to fail horribly.
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>>82678910
why would they?
>>82678965
why would they?
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>>82679004

Hey, they got pretty much every character in Squirrel Girl.
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>>82678436
that design made my eyes hurt

and i actually thought the cover was from a porn comic i read in exhentai

that was legit the only reason why I read your post


she's cute anways but i hope her costume burns and she's an actual character like miles and ms marvel and not sjw thor.


and anyone having anything negativ to say about her race her is probably retarded anyways because this is legit everything they asked for when it comes to new characters

new character with a old name
>BUT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A NEW CHARACTER FUCKING SJW

diversity
>WHY ONLY BLACK, WHY IS BLACK ALWAYS THE FUCKING CHOICE OMG I'M NOT /POL/ BUT THIS IS FUCKING GAY


If guys go all /pol/ then you are legit worse then SJW. You should probably buy this so not more of your white characters won't get replaced with other ethnic character.
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>>82678436
Why the fuck does a pissant territory with no money and nothing worth terrorizing need a superhero?
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>>82678436
And a Puerto rican superhero will help them against their crushing debt and healthcare and humanitarian crisis...how?

Also
>Borinqueña
I don't know about PR, but in my country, that's a nickname for a prostitute.
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>>82679035
they're not worse than sjws until they say juan mcwhatshisname should be fired.
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>>82678932
So?
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You guys are idiots.

This is really clearly some dumb shit they're pushing out as a one-off for good publicity to piggyback on the popularity of Puerto Rican Day, and afterwards this character will never be mentioned again.
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>>82678910
I don't think this is a Marvel comic. They've got nothing about it on their site, with no interviews involving editorial. The writer wrote a short story in Guardians of Infinity, that's it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/05/11/as-puerto-rican-superhero-makes-debut-her-writer-brings-the-power-of-our-people-to-comics/

Article on the character makes no mention of her being published or owned by Marvel.
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>>82678436
Oh great, more blantant SJW pandering garbage. Why does she have to be brown and a woman? Why can't Peutro Rica just have a straight white male hero?

Oh right, because Marvel is owned by tumblr. Pass. Anyone that supports this is literally part of the problem.
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Will she have a zika themed villain?
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>>82678436
Did they all forget White Tiger exists? Fuck, they made 3 of those, it's a legacy title (currently two are active, but yeah), they're all suppose to be Puerto Rican, AND the current hero White Tiger is in an ongoing.

And they just go and make a new hero with the worst possible name they could come up with.
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>>82678790
Not the ones that live on the island.
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>>82679035
Are you talking about the comics with the inside out assholes?
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>>82678436
Please tell me she get's preggers and bears, like, 4 kids from those glorious hips of hers.
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>>82679097
I WANT MY PERUVIAN WARRIOR OR SOME NEGRO FROM ARGENTINA SUPERHERO!
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>>82679216
NO

STOP IT

90% OF WESTERN SUPERHERO PORN ON THAT FUCKING SITE IS BY THAT ONE GUY

I JUST WANT GOD DAMN SUPERHERO PORN THAT ISN'T FULL OF RAPE, BONDAGE, BBC AND/OR ANAL PROLAPSES

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?????
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/05/11/as-puerto-rican-superhero-makes-debut-her-writer-brings-the-power-of-our-people-to-comics/

Here's a sauce, by the way. The only problem is that WaPo makes you sign up for a newsletter if you want to read the whole thing.
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She's not a Marvel character
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/comic-riffs/wp/2016/05/11/as-puerto-rican-superhero-makes-debut-her-writer-brings-the-power-of-our-people-to-comics/#
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>>82678509
Don't we already have Anya hopping around the multiverse with Spider-Brit?
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>>82679221
>NEGRO FROM ARGENTINA
DELETE THIS
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Good that it's at least an original instead of a race swap but where are you people getting this is a Marvel comic? I see no references to this being published by Marvel.
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>>82679285
In the caption of the picture on the nbc news site it says "Marvel Comics character", but that is most likely an error by whoever posted the article.

But hey, any reason to shitpost, you know?
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>>82679221
Why would ever, anyone, would like an argentinian superhero?

btw, I don't understand your point, are you mad? is it sarcastic?
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>>82679267
Okay, I got it: http://pastebin.com/hvyx42yx

It looks as if OP rused us; while the author does have connections to Marvel Comics, this new character is NOT in the Marvel Universe. At least, not yet.
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>>82678910
Marvel could always just bring back el Vejigante.
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>>82679340
What I mean is that I want diversity, no every new latino superhero should be mexican or puerto rican.

We Southamericans need some love too.
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>>82679216
yes, I legit got used to seeing insideout asses so I could enjoy some quality superhero porn parody. I remember actually feeling depressed for having a great orgasm over the same comig that had a woman having her ass prolapsing and a dude grabbing it to pull it and her cumming..

>>82679260
don't we all man, don't we all.
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>>82679137
>Why can't Peutro Rica just have a straight white male hero?

Ha i get it it's sarcasm, well it dosn't work well on text.
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>>82678436
How come all the new "diversity" heroes they introduce have bland origins and even more bland costume designs?
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>>82679406
>diversity
Thats how I know I'm speaking with a moron and/or a newfag

Do tell me, kid, about what would be a comic about a colombian superhero?
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>>82679469
don't most Puerto Ricans I'd as white anyways?
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>>82678482
If they really wanted to make her a representation of Puerto Ricans, she'd be fat, rude, loud, annoying and not very bright fucking things up as much due to her own ineptness as due to inexperience.
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This is a comic for Puerto Rican-Americans with "Puerto Rican pride" that have never been to Puerto Rico and didn't question why their parents, grandparents, etc left
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>Still not Chilean Super Hero/Heroine

Laaaaaame
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>>82679406
I'd be for that, except if it's a chilean, fuck those guys.
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>>82679606
9/10 you miss "barely understandable english or spanish"
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>>82678436
>La Borinqueña
of course
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>>82678436
>thumbnail reads as "Boringwoman"
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>>82678436
Why is there a p.i. from the 40's standing shoulder to shoulder with a gay pirate in that crowd?
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>>82679845
Sounds like Puerto Rico.
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>Having "pride" in your shitty neighborhood/city/country
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>>82678697
>>82678886
La Borinqueña is the name of the Puertorrican anthem. Not Puertorrican myself, but I lived there for some years.
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>>82679845
I see you've noticed the duo in the back up story.
Rick Alvarez, a dick out of time and his faithful sidekick Fredrico the buccaneer bottom.
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>>82679920
if we don't. who would?
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>>82679406
>Captain Argentina never
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>captain britain
>captain america
>not just creating a league of captains to act as super hero united nations
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>>82679953
Shit nigga, I'd read it.
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>>82678436
Ay ay ay ay ay, andale andale arriba arriba yepa yepa!
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>>82679406
>>82679629
They were all killed by the zeitgeist years ago.
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>>82678436
I'm down, so long as the book is good.
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>>82679761
>>82679929
Wouldnt make more sense to be called "la boricua"
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>>82680002
Looks to white to be Argentinian.
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>>82679406
>>82680002
I got your origin story right here,
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>>82679953
Who do I have to throw moneyat to get that made?
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>According to Miranda-Rodriguez, La Borinqueña has three extraordinary superpowers--she flies fierce as the winds of a hurricane, possesses super human strength of ocean waves —think tsunamis, and can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.

hope for her sake that last power is restricted to life-or-death situations
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Will she get Zika?
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Does she save the world by becoming joining an American baseball team?
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>>82678436
Why not just bring back Bantam?
He represents puerto rico much better, what with his chicken theme and boxing powers.
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>>82680206
Is there a lot of cock fighting down there?
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.

Really?
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>>82680171
>I can fly really fast!
>also I can teleport, but only to puerto ricans
Why
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>>82679363
He can't leave the island.
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>>82680171
It is so fucking ridiculous, it almost hurts.

>>82679546
So, no ideas, mate?
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>>82680223
Yes, yes it is.
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>>82680171
>and can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.
How does she get anything done? Does this include all the criminals in jail, because that's tingling my porn sense
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>>82679363
He looks cool; why hasn't he shown up again?
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>>82680171
This is so fucking retarded.
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>>82679606
This. All the Puerto Ricans worth having moved to New York a generation ago. Everyone left on the island deserves to sink into the sea.
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her
So if an old lady needs help crossing the street or someone needs a pickle jar opened she'll just pop on down?
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>>82678436
>>With a crushing debt and a health care and humanitarian crisis in the making, the beautiful island of Puerto Rico could use a superhero right now.
Or, you know, better politicians.
I thought superheroes fought super-criminals, but I guess resolving national debt issue would be a neat superpower.
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>>82678436
>New York-born
Why can't she be from Puerto Rico? or heck outside from New York

Also they already had Vejigante, he had a more interesting costume anyway.
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So, Is this in with the usual Marvel Universe or is it it's own thing?
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>>82680483
As has been pointed out in the thread, OP was just either rusing or had horrible reading comprehension. This has nothing to do with Marvel. The writer just happened to have written a back-up story in Guardians of Infinity so she's credited in the story as being a "Marvel writer" since that's who her most recent comic was published by.
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>>82680337
He was killed during civil war, a dude named Thunderclap knocked him into a fuel truck which exploded and roasted him, not unlike what fate usually befalls the mighty bird that he patterned himself after.
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>>82680171
>and can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.
Cringed so hard I shit myself.
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>>82680528
This has nothing to do with Marvel. OP just has remarkably bad reading comprehension.
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>>82680412
Whenever a boricua needs help to write a song to call women bitches she will help.

As a matter of fact, it is a great idea for a porn comic of her
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>>82678482
You know comic book characters don't have different body types.
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>>82680542
A no would have been fine.
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>>82678932
I dunno about Brazil but there's a lot of Boricuas in NY, which is why a lot of Marvel's Latino superheroes are Puerto Rican.

But face it outside of Puerto Rico, Cuba and Mexico most of the other Latin American countries are "literally who" to the average Gringos.

>>82679352
She probably won't be, Marvel has done this stunt before.
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.
That's kinda racist.
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>>82678436
So will this book be cancelled when Trump becomes POTUS?
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>>82680599
>LaBornquena I need you!
>What can I do for you fine citizen of the beautiful country of Puerto Rico
>I can't get rid of my erection
This shit writes itself
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>>82680616
>Why hasnt he shown up again?
>"No."
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>>82680616
>asks why
>expects a yes/no answer
Are you retarded?
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>>82680625
>>82680569
>>82680412
>>82680326
As a mutt, I want to know what would happen if I need her.
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>>82679920
Gosh anon, I wish I was as cool as you. Being a soulless, antisocial asshole sounds great!
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>>82680667
Yep.
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I like the costume.
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>>82680171
>and can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.

BAHAHAHA
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her
What happens when she teleports to someone that only needs her because they're trying to get off?
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>>82679598
Most Hispanics do. Race and Ethnicity are not the same thing. You can be Hispanic and Black/Asian since Latinos are the product of generations of race-mixing between white Spaniards, South/Central American natives, and African slaves.
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>>82680643
Does Trump have an issue with Puerto Rico? He seems more focused on Mexico. can Ricks even be illegal? Aren't they technically Americans?
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>>82680171
What happens when the Puerto Ricans that need her help are the ones she's fighting?
What if the men she put away need her in jail?
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>>82680622
Done what stunt? Not be involved whatsoever in a comic they're not publishing? Hell of a stunt, that.
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>>82680763
Reminds me of Power Girl's New 52 outfit for some reason.
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>>82680825
They're American citizens... for now.
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>>82680763
how do blind people use computers? Do you have weird braille machine or does a program just read it aloud to you?
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>>82680337
>>82680542
That's what happened to Bantam, Vejigante showed up only once during those Fantastic four go to puerto rico comics. El Vejigante ispowered by a spirit of redemption which gives him a couple of cool powers, but the downside to that is that if he ever leaves the island he'll cease to be.

Since no stories have taken place in marvel puerto rico he hasn't been used since. He's still alive probably punching Chupacabras and or MODOK's aim monkeys which are still on the island somewhere.
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>>82678728
There's always Snowflame
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>>82680830
What if a Puerto Rican is in trouble because he broke in to some guy's home and tried to violently rob him but got shot by the home owner instead? Guy would need help, does she show up and help him? Does her boricua pride trump the law?
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>>82679221
Argentina already has a marvel hero, el Defensor.
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>>82680869
There's braille on the buttons on drive-thru ATMs which is a really scary thought.
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>>82681181
the plot thickens
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>>82678436
>Puerto Rican
>New York-born

Jesus these dumb fucks. This shit is what's preventing any advancement as a nation.
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>>82679221
El Toro Rojo was peruvian. And some Sipder Man was peruvian also.
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>>82680948
>El Vejigante ispowered by a spirit of redemption which gives him a couple of cool powers, but the downside to that is that if he ever leaves the island he'll cease to be.

Shit, guess we'll never see him again. On the plus side, he won't be killed off-panel like all the other minor foreign heroes (that rarely leave their countries) that show up in Marvel
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>>82680099
I found this racist and funny
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As someone who's puerto rican I can't stand this pandering shit. It was ok with miles morales but this shit is too far. Fuck marvel, I'm done.
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>>82681532
But wasnt his mom Domninican?
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>>82678436
this is basically what people were afraid Ms Marvel would be. a character that is solely defined by their heritage.
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>>82678436
But wasn't Miss America already Puerto Rican? And didn't the fantastic four team up with some puerto rican superhero decades ago? I remember some friends who were more into comics showing me the issue they had.

I'm Puerto Rican and PIP by the way.
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>>82678436

>That name
>That premise
>That design

D-List at best. People will look back and laugh in 10 years
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>>82681628
Miss America is a lesbian first, everything else second. that's how it works in diversity.
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>>82681604
there's a difference?
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>>82681628
>Pro-imperialism
>Pro self-censoring and status quo
PIP is the only correct choice, a/ñ/on.
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>>82681604
Nope, she's puerto rican.

>>82681532
>>82681628
It's not even Marvel. Just a random character who might even be a one-off thing.
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>La Borinqueña
I bet she's not based on the original 1868 version but rather the later pussified version that just talks about how pretty the island is. Fuck that shit.
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>>82681762
>1868
whoa
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>>82681400
Yeah, he's not going to show up for at least another decade or two. at least until someone needs a character with a flag themed costume to stick in the background.
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>>82681252
to be fair it's probably just default buttons or there's some handicap law that ties their hands despite its pointlessness
>>82681702
>>82681604
was it confirmed or just a fan theory
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>>82678436
>It's a OP has poor reading comprehension episode.
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>>82678932
It's the ass Colombiano
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>>82678436
>Puerto Rican superhero
>she just stabs people and takes their wallets
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>>82681849
I'd need to check old Bendis interviews from when he was created but he does say it in one of them
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>>82681762
>Machetero anti-hero character
I didn't know I wanted this until now.
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God I fucking hate new york puerto ricans. As a puerto rican I hope she kills a couple.
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>>82678436
Costume is meh.
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>>82678436
Ya veo a los pendejos de esta isla cayendo en el ''gimmick'' pendejo este
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>>82681999
Needs more holes
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>>82681968
>Puerto Ricans hate New York Puerto Ricans
>Italians hate New York Italians
Is there anyone who doesnt hate their New York cousins?
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>>82678436
Source? Are we sure this is Marvel? Doesn't look like their mo
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As long as they're not race-swapping, what's the problem? It's just another Superhero.

She might even be played by Salma Hayek in the Avengers movies. Salma Hayek, in a hip-hugging skin-tight outfit.
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>>82682015
I have cousins who live in New York who make me look better in comparison by not having kids from strangers, so there's that.
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>>82681191
Awwww shit, I never knew I wanted a Conquistador themed hero or villain
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>>82681628
Miss America is literally from the lesbian dimension, which is a perfect literal utopia literally named Utopia.
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>>82682028
>Are we sure this is Marvel?
It's not, it's an indy book that debuts in October during Café con Comics.
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>>82682103
He's dead, killed off panel by a Captain America villain who went on a killing spree in south america killing latino superheroes left and right.
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>>82682154
I retract my statement anyways since this seems to not be from marvel according to some posts in this thread.
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>>82682015
>Is there anyone who doesnt hate their New York cousins?
Americans?
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>>82682154
Gillen's young avengers was awful, just awful.
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>>82682214
No, I don't like mine
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>>82682046
Wouldn't JLO be a better fit?
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>>82678436
Ain't Miles Morales supposed to be Puerto Rican?
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>>82682565
Only half.
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>>82682565
OP was a jackass, this isn't being made by marvel. Also Miles is half Puerto Rican and I don't believe he's ever mentioned visiting the island.
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>>82682616
Which half?
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>>82682655
His Mom's side.
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>>82681628
>But wasn't Miss America already Puerto Rican?
America Chavez isn't any nationality. The dimension she's from doesn't have a "puetro rico." It's a pocket dimension called Utopia created by Wanda's kid.
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>>82682719
I was implying he's a frankenstien's monster as a joke
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>>82681604
That's the black chick from Scrubs. Hence the song "I am a Puerto Rican or Dominican". I confuse Carla and Miles mother despite the only traits they share is being motherly and laying down and taking it from their mother. Then I remember Carla had personality beyond her country of origin.

I really hate Miles family because they never really added anything than a tragic background... yet. The mom dying and the dad running was a cool twist on Spidey, but really lame with how quickly Miles made up with his dad.
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>>82683367
Carla was supposed to be black?
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>>82679124
#3, to be exact.
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>>82680698

Goddamn nigga that was quite the conclusion to jump to based on one post
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>>82683759
She was Puerto Rican.

Also, having her in a new york based city is hilariously missing the point. Maybe actually showcase the shit going on rather than moving her to generic crime city. This isn't just pandering it's dumb.
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>>82678436
Did we just get Kim Kardasian: the superhero comic?
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Hey man, it beats repackaging a current heroine into being PR. I wonder if the comic will be as bad as their internet connections though
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>>82686681
Carla was actually Dominican, but Kelso, JD and I think Turk for a little while thought she was Puerto Rican or Cuban as a gag iirc.
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>>82686797
Are you legitimately retarded? Kim Kardashian is not Puerto Rican.
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her
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La Bandera is the hero we deserve.
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>>82688345
She's dead, killed by the Zeitgeist who also killed Defensor and slew of other unnamed latin heroes.
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"Super-hero" comics is Jewish propaganda for the dumb goyim
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>>82679606
Fucking kek. It's funny b/c that's pretty much every Puerto Rican I've ever known, plus being religious as hell despite being terrible people.

Even the ones that I loved were like that. I wonder why.
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>>82686681
I thought she was Dominican but Turk just kept mistaking her for Puerto Rican at first.
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>>82688839
You're right actually, one of the catchiest songs in the musical episode was her getting fed up and saying she's Dominican.
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>>82678436
>With a crushing debt and a health care and humanitarian crisis in the making, the beautiful island of Puerto Rico could use a superhero right now
Is this some sort of joke?
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>>82678436
>Puertorican
>born in New York

>With a crushing debt and a health care and humanitarian crisis in the making, the beautiful island of Puerto Rico could use a superhero right now.

I think they could use some money actually.

>We don't need to look outside of us for the power—we have it inside

Through a superhero made and owned by an American company?
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>>82680684
Then only half of her body teleports to your location. Imagine if its the part of her waist down to her legs suddenly appeared.
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>>82679285
This
I'm happy with this if it means a step back from all the godawful race swaps
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>>82680839
I laughed at this far harder then I should have
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Don't we already have the new spider-man
?
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>>82680171
Note it says she can do it not that's its automatic
It's like Supermans super hearing eventually she will learn to tune out the crap to focus on the important stuff. At first though she will be bombarded with mental requests.

Or maybe she has to find out there in trouble some other way before she can port there. Cue Puerto Ricans being strategically placed around the globe so she can respond to any crisis

Either way it's a fucking retarded superpower and I hope they trim that list down to just the first 2
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>>82678436

>Marvel replaces a popular hero with a minority legacy character
>people bitch about how they should stop doing that and just make original minority heroes
>Marvel makes an original minority hero
>people bitch about how its pandering to SJWs and how they would've been better off just replacing an established hero with a minority

So all heroes should be white guys then?
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>every fucking hero in marvel is from or based in New York

This really fucking annoys me.

>>82678459
Underrated post
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>>82689108
It's not Marvel and to answer your question, originals are preferred. It might not seem like it but it's usually the case
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>>82678509
If they make her to strong they will be taking our superheros jobs
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We don't need anymore fucking heroes Marvel, if everyone is special nobody is.

Fucking hell
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>>82682154

Wait..what?
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>>82680171

Can she teleport to Puerto Ricans that aren't currently in Puerto Rico?
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>>82680171
>can teleport wherever a Puerto Rican needs her.

Modern Marvel is a joke
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>>82680171
Wait, does that work based on location. How many generations removed does that begin to now work. If someone is say second or third generation would it just not be a thing or just not be as strong?

Like say a third gen needs help and is about to fall to their death from a burning building vs a newly immigrant can't find their keys?
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>>82689186
It's not Marvel, learn to read

>>82689164
Yup, what's even better is from what I gathered it's also created by a character who's another version of Wiccan who they worship as a god. So it's an utopian universe filled exclusively with lesbians with flying brick and universe teleporting powers that gained them by worshiping their giant homosexual god. I haven't gotten around to YA to tell you how 100% accurate that is but that's the gist.
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>>82681654
Where does transsexuality lie on that scale
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>>82689283
It depends, FtMs are traitors
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>>82689234
I wonder how much they thought the extent of the powers through
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PC is outta control
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>>82678436
>Puerto Rico could use a superhero right now
>New York-born superhero
Puerto Ricans from La Isla would shun this NuyoRican as being too white. They are very particular about this. They might find it in themselves to knock her up and gain a foothold on the mainland so they can move the entire family there, though.
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>>82689120
My first thought was "I hope she ends up moving and staying on Puerto Rico"
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>>82679120
Don't be mad Florida Orange Juice man didn't catch on.
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Team-building, when?
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>See anon mention PIP.
>It's apparently a political party on Puerto Rico that wants the island to become its own nation.

You guys can't even function as a territory protected by the US sphere of influence; how would you function as a sovereign state?
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>>82689487
Team-up*

Fucking autocorrect.
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Her stories will be set in....

wait for it...

New York.
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What company is actually publishing this and is it a one-shot?
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So what's company's going to buy the character /co/ DC or marvel
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>>82679050
You're a pissant territory thats why our political slob leaders will never let go of the island imperial scum
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>>82689513
Sex tourism. And gambling. Worked for China's slum cities.
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Has ANY character whos gimmick was "I'm from X" ever survived?
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>>82689710
Superman?
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>>82689710
Captain America, Captain Britain, etc. Just make her a Captain
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>>82679598
I go with Native American. I'm in on a technicality!
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>>82679546
>Do tell me, kid, about what would be a comic about a colombian superhero?
Juan Valdez with powers.
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>>82689698
The US barely tolerates Cuba* -- what makes them think that it will tolerate Puerto Rico, especially if it devolves into a den of iniquity?

*I foresee the annexation of Cuba, and potentially the rest of the Caribbean -- maybe even the entire Golden Circle -- within 50 years.
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I had some Puerto Rican friends in college.

They are vastly preferable to Mexicans.

It's a cultural thing.
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>>82689857
U.S. Congress and Senate would be frequent customers. Blackmail goes a long way.
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>>82689880
My nation's degenerates go to Southeast Asia to satisfy their cravings for degeneracy. We don't need Puerto Rico because we don't shit where we eat.
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