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Cap picked worst girl.
Black Widow
>>82594967
Scar Jo is getting old, couldn't get over middle woman's Parrot Nose.
You're right, he didn't pick Bucky.
>>82594967
Cap naturally gravitated toward the most pure girl. Widow is a slut. Wanda is a robotfucker.
>>82595071
Cap acknowledges that Bucky will happier with Falcon.
>>82594967
He can't have both best boy and best girl, that would be greedy.
Besides, he lost the real best girl in 1944.
>>82594967
>worst girl
Wanda is batshit insane and frankly too young for him - isn't she still a teen? Black Widow is a slut and an emotional mess. Sharon is at least normal.
How do you think Sharon feels about the fact that Steve will be thinking about her Aunt Peggy while they fuck?
>>82595009
I was distracted by the chin fat
>>82595388
Women enjoy because they are all sluts at heart
The Sharon kiss was really forced, and the people in my audience made some audible groans.
>>82595388
That's her fetish.
>>82595626
I like the idea of a romance between the two, Joe and Anthony have spoken about the fact that Steve has gone long enough without a romantic partner, I just wish it was more flirty and ambiguous.
Best Cap girl isn't in the MCU yet.
>ywn bang a hot chick and her hot niece
Why live?
>>82595120
>Falcon
>Not will be happier being treated like royalty as a favored concubine in Wakanda.
>>82595626
One guy in my theater facepalmed at that.
>>82595626
>and the people in my audience made some audible groans.
no they didnt
>>82594967
By a long shot, she's horribly average.
>>82595748
He didn't bang Peggy, although he probably banged Sharon hard shortly after the movie ended and before the first credits scene.
>>82595793
>looking at random men in your theater instead of a beautiful heterosexual couple getting it on
What are you, gay?
>>82595626
It was a bit forced, but the Falcon-Bucky reaction shot mostly made up for it. That got a pretty good reaction from my audience.
Best girl just passed away you insensitive dinglehopper.
>>82595877
Audibly facepalmed.
Whatever happened to the hot chick they saved in Sokovia? She was best girl.
>>82595626
WHY??? I don't understand this, it is just a generic romance, it is the most usual thing in the world.
>>82595707
>an American werewolf
kek
I just feel bad for VanCamp, she's been screwed out of being a major supporting character twice in a row.
She's a pretty good actress, it's a shame her role has been sacrificed twice to the altar of script revisions.
>>82595940
Perhaps the audience was filled with Stucky shippers.
>>82595995
But I mean, why does 4chan also moan about it?
>>82595987
>her role has been sacrificed twice to the altar of script revisions
Source? I've never heard this before and would be very curious to hear more.
>>82595299
>teen
If she's based on Olsen's age, she's only 4 years younger than Cap.
>>82596119
Well the Winter Soldier thing is more of an assumption because that character is clearly set-up to matter in the story and then disappears for 90% of it.
And I think the Russos or the screenwriters in general said that Sharon's role was reduced in CW and her screentime was mostly given to Witch/Widow. Her and Crossbones were the ones affected most by the script being changed from whatever Cap 3 was going to be into CW.
>>82596215
>If she's based on Olsen's age, she's only 4 years younger than Cap.
She's not. Wasn't she called a kid a few times?
>>82596400
Yeah, but nowadays people in their early 20s are still considered kids for some reason
>>82596461
>for some reason
College is highschool 2.0 for a lot of youth, so yeah, they kind of are. Until you've had people depend on you and real responsibility, you're a kid.
>>82595626
It was worth it for Sam and Buckys reactions
>Bucky waited 70 years for this
>implying Cap didn't pick best girl
>>82596592
What's David Hayter doing in the back of the car?
>>82596592
Bucky must be so proud, he's pounded tons of women while his best friend is the lanky virgin no one wants; even if he tries to hook Steve up, or his squeezes try to hook Steve up, it doesn't fit. Seeing his little buddy finally get some ass must be such a proud momentlike it was for my best friend
>>82596605
The one year old autist has best girl.
>>82595935
Whatever happened to Cap and the cute civilian girl from Avengers?
>>82596592
Bucky's face looks weird towards the end of that.
>>82596711
And he voices Bucky in Marvel Heroes...
>>82594967
I'd knock him up just knowing what possibilities her genetics hold.
>>82596400
The writers said she's actually a grown-ass woman, but she's just seen as a child by the rest of the team.
>>82597042
>grown-ass woman
This could mean 18-20. Cap needs someone with more life experience to relate to. Also the point about her being batshit insane still applies.
>>82595071
Captain isn't gay.
>>82596936
it's the first time he's smiled in over 70 years, cut the man some slack
>>82596711
At least he didn't get his eye shot out by a cat-themed opponent this time.
>>82594967
Fuck you, he picked Peggy and she was the best girl.
>>82594967
What is Elizabeth looking at.
>>82595009
>>82595556
She was just really meh looking.
>>82597321
Paul Bettany's tinky-winky
>>82594967
I would take Marisa over any of those girlsand even Hayley
>>82597321
paprikash
>>82597355
She can look good but whatever . Maybe that's too Steve's credit that he'd value someone for their personality rather than their looks, but that's undermined by the way he keeps making eyes at her like he wants to fuck even though she's a 5/10 in the movies.
>>82597377
>even Hayley
Now that's going to far my low-test brethren.
>>82595009
>not liking prominent noses on women
Least-attractive girl is still crazy hot.
>>82594967
Yeah, that woman-s gonna be thedeathof him.
>>82597465
Crazy hot maybe, but go to a college classroom or an office and I guarantee you can find a chick hotter than her. She's very attractive, but not at the top.
>>82595071
I mean, just look at those luscious locks.
>>82597516
>college classroom
For sure.
>office
I envy you.
Maybe Cap will finally lose his virginity.
Let's assume Steve Rogers was 18 when he tried to join the army in 1941. That would mean he was born in 1923. It is strongly implied that he never pegged with Peggy, and has been carrying a torch for her. Considering how old fashioned he is... well: Captain America, 93 year old virgin.
>>82597699
He was born in 1918
>>82597699
According to Hayley Atwell and Markus and Mcfeely he's already done the deed.
>>82595707
what the fuck am I looking at
>>82597738
Yeah, I guess that makes sense. He's been out of the ice and in modern culture for what, 5 years now?
>>82597428
This. Anything less than "especially Hayley" is too omega even for 4chan.
>>82597060
http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/985969-captain-america-civil-war-writers-b-movies-podcast#/slide/1
They mention it's a matter of the rest of the team infantilizing her.
>>82597789
Not to mention the times where he was Captain America surrounded by models. He would have to go out of his way not to get dancer pussy, actively reject advances.
>>82597767
Capwolf is a time-honored tradition, anon
>>82598154
>actively reject advances
Sounds like pure ol' Cap to me.
>>82595626
The reason people hated it is because people want Cap for themselves.
Even I felt like No! Cap is mine,
Cap is love
>>82598154
He probably slept with a girl or two while doing the shows, maybe that blonde who greeted him while that camera flashed. He likely never expected to see Peggy again so I doubt he was holding a torch for her then.
Carter looked like a giant baby
>>82598292
>implying he wasn't dealing with oneitis over Peggy
I'd like to imagine him and Vision bonded over it
>>82598292
>Remember kids! Captain America says always pratice safe sex!
>>82598345
Didn't Peggy try to shoot at him after he stuck his tongue down Natalie Dormer's throat?
>>82596592
Funniest part of the entire movie.
>>82598345
There's a difference between a crush and an obsession, anon.
>>82598382
I wonder how many Army wives he porked while their husbands were away at war. Can you imagine being a young kid who watched those Captain America propaganda shows and you wake up one night to the sound of Captain America himself balls deep in your mom?
>>82596982
That inspired me to make Bucky sound like Solid Snake whenever I read a comic with him in it. It fits pretty well too.
>>82594967
what do you expect? mcu guys always picked the worst girl, just look thor
>>82598593
>Natalie Portman is worst girl
We live in strange times, but it's true.
>>82598579
I'm no hero. Never was. Never will be.
>>82595626
Same here when I went kek
remember when pepper was best girl way back in 2008?
good times
>>82598593
Fuck that, just look at Tony. Most eligible bachelor in the world gets with a shrill, frail ginger?
>>82595626
There was one black guy going "what the fuuu" next to me and my buddy who doesn't read the comics was asking me if this happened in the comics and if it was "incest" there too.
>>82598662
>never was
Nigga was. He just ain't. Or ain't will be. But nigga was.
>>82595626
I jokingly told my friend this makes him a pedophile.
Also I found it weird considering he could of ended up being her uncle.
>>82597699
>implying Steve didn't lose his virginity to Bucky when he was 16 and in Brooklyn
>>82598736
In context Snake was considered a hero too for the stuff he did at Shadow Moses, if what Raiden said wasn't bullshit made up by the Patriots.
Anyway Bucky was just a soldier doing what he had to do. He probably did some dark shit as a Commando that he wasn't proud of.
>>82598771
>I heard Bucky and I was a sixteen year old in Brooklyn again
What exactly did he mean by this?
>>82598842
Bucky popped his boipussy and he remembered.
>>82595388
She wanted to be like agent carter, if anything it'll turn her on knowing they shader cap cock
ScarJo's hair was fuckin incredible in this movie. Fucking finally, the last few styles were a trainwreck
>>82595764
Underrated post
>>82598771
in the 40´s faggotry was bad
>>82597520
Dat jawline
>>82598632
bland scientist or sexy goddess warrior
who is best?
>>82598920
They could've kept it secret.
>>82595764
>implying he wouldn't rather take Bucky to bed with him as his favorite
Gotta love those enhanced Super Soldier sphincters.Bucky in Slave Leia gear when?
>>82597520
>that perfect mix of effeminate long-haired prettyboy and sensual masculine ruggedness
Shame he pigged out for Civil War but he looks cuddlier this time around.
>>82594967
Star Lords throw away.
>>82596592
>can you scoot your seat up?
>no
>>82598982
>still tight after getting ravaged by four other roided up HYDRA cocks plus one futa
Impressive.
That shot of Wanda walking into the kitchen wearing a skirt and thigh highs. She became my favorite just for the absolute territory.
>>82598758
Chris Evans even finds it weird.
Captain.America.Civil.War.2016.HD.TC.x264.AC3-CPG
Get with the webms
>>82599119
Low grade healing factor, m8.
Hydra can't have their best man with a blown out back and a torn anus running around on missions.
>>82599147
http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2016/05/what-batman-v-superman-might-have-been-missing-captain-americas-gym-advice-and-will-ferrell-as-ant-man-the-chris-evans-and-paul-rudd-civil-war-interview/
>“I guess it could be considered a little creepy. In Cap’s defence, he didn’t know initially. And when it’s revealed I think it’s almost sweet. They do a real good job of navigating that terrain tenderly. Hopefully it doesn’t feel creepy. On paper it sure didn’t feel that way. I think the innocence of the character, and the innocence of the relationship between him and Sharon sets a landscape of non-inappropriate, creepy, sexually illegal behaviour.”
Evans tries to cover his ass on this afterwards, though if anything the fact that he even said this is basically acknowledging that normies aren't going to take well to it in general.
>>82599169
Does anyone have a mega link? I don't want to lower my ratio on a private tracker and I don't fuck with public trackers.
>>82599119
That dude that slapped him around in training did something strange to him later. I know it
They singled him out in the flashback for a reason
>>82599048
I would still a chubby, greasy Bucky.
No homo
>>82599090
Nigger being territorial.
>>82599255
I read those five were all played by the heroes' stunt doubles.
>>82599380
There was an Asian dude in the mix. Who the hell has an Asian stunt double?
>>82599434
Any of the helmeted heroes like Iron Man, War Machine, Spider-Man, or Black Panther. TR8R was an Asian dude.
>>82598135
Is that an allusion to "Wanda Maximoff is in the room and can speak for herself", and being part of her arc being about her realizing she needs to take control of her own life.
>>82597428
>>82598052
Hayley Atwell is overrated. ScarJo and Liz Olsen are hotter
>>82599567
All 3 are still better than VanCamp.
>>82599567
GIRAFFED
>>82594967
It isn't Cap's fault that best girl got left in WWII.
>>82599674
Jesus fucking christ, she looks like a kid compared to him.
>>82597516
College classrooms and offices are full of landwhales champ. Guys and girls, really.
>>82599723
This.
>>82599799
>implying that's everyone
>implying we're all American
>>82597520
He's prettier than the female soldier they gave the serum too. No way those handlers didn't take advantage of that.
>>82598893
Good to hear someone else noticed this.
>>82597377
I would totally Tomei Aunt May
I wanna fuck Black Widow's hair
>>82598893
Same, her hair hasn't look good at all since Iron Man 2 and I'm not sure if she can rock that look anymore.
>>82599723
PoorNatalie Dormer
>there are people who would pick Black Widow over Sharon or Wanda
https://a.pomf.cat/wsrnpa.webm
>>82599988
black chick in the back knows where it's at
It's a fine movie, but we all know they have nothing to do against the Squad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
>>82598893
>>82599942
>>82600034
TWS Natasha had a better hairstyle than this movie
>>82600227
Only in the hoodie
>>82600188
i want Skwad to succeed if only to give Marvel a reason to do Thunderbolts
>>82600188
Jesus christ how many memes per second are there in this.
>>82600188
who's the bitch at :51
>>82600338
Rooney Mara
>>82600338
Rooney Mara. /tv/ has memed her into being autistic and liking Lego
>>82600338
Rooney Mara
>>82600271
>Marvel does "two iconic heroes fight each other" better than DC
>Marvel does "bad guys fight as good guys sort of" better than DC
top kek
>>82594967
This is the fourth time you make this thread, why are you people so mad?
>>82600374
>>Marvel does "bad guys fight as good guys sort of" better than DC
we should see first if Skwad will be better than GOTG
>>82595793
did you see it in Barrington, IL by any chance?
>>82600188
Whoa when did they get trashman to meme in real life?
>>82595707
>Old timer WWII guy dating Pink hair punk girl Diamondback
Too bad tumblr made me hate sidecuts, but Rachel could rock it and I bet she would be cute with Steve.
>>82596993
>him
Freudian slip?
>>82600469
A few years ago
>>82600482
Did she ever have a sidecut? I just remember the pink hair. And that one time they tried to make her a brunette
>>82596592
I think that scene got the best reaction from my audience.
>>82594967
They're still 'friends' right?
"Mom, why are you and aunt Nat sitting on dad?"
>>82599337
>chubby, greasy Bucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q_sHpsfbEo
>>82600499
Yep she did
>>82600509
>Linda Cardellini and Scarlett Johansson
My dick just exploded.
>>82600562
Jesus the fuck is wrong with her eyes
>>82600562
Her face kinda scares me in the middle bottom one.
>>82600499
Sorry for the shitty pic here
>>82600532
>talking about Ben in the "Sound of Silence" interview
It's the one edit with LaughingEvans right behind him made flesh. Remarkable.
>>82600651
Fuck it I am just going to keep posting best Cap girl (well I liked Bernie too).
>>82596786
I laughed harder than I should have.
Why did Howard Stark have super soldier serums?
>>82595707
Russos seem like they love adapting the Brubaker stuff (Winter Soldier and they wanted to do Bru's 50's Cap storyline) so she most likely won't be in any Cap movie and if she is she will be wearing pic related which, ugh, is Brubaker trying to make Rachel more boring.
>>82600861
They've been trying to recreate it forever, remember the plot of TIH? Howard happened to be working with Erskine on that.
>>82594967
Black Widow is the Avengers cock warmer, Wanda is jailbait, and Sharon is as close as he can get to being with his best girl again (who he totally fucked silly in her nursing home)
>>82597520
that jawline is perfect
STANDING HERE I REALIZE
>>82597520
is that hair all real?
>>82600954
Oh so Bucky killing The starks happened in the incredible hulk? I ask cuz I haven't seen it.
>>82600861
Howard also had Steve's blood, he was probably trying to capitalize on it or at some point he tried to make another Cap.
Wouldn't surprise me, Ross tried to make his own Super Soldier and the Russos wanted to make a 50's Cap movie if Civil War didn’t get greenlighted which means that if they ever do Cap 4 that storyline would most likely get used which means that ar some point before Hulk happened other people tried making their on super soldiers.
>>82601010
No TIH took place in 2008 but Banner and Blonsky were transformed trying to recreate the Super Soldier serum with gamma rays instead of Vitarays. And this was before TFA came out.
>>82601037
2010. IM2, TIH and Thor take place on the same week
>>82600980
I want to fuck Bucky too, Cap.
>>82595247Agreed ;_;7
>>82596012
You mean complain about poorly done force aspects of a film? Cause that's not exclusive to 4chan.
>>82600980
>"WE'RE DONE HERE"
>rips out Tony's chest reactor
>>82595247Bucky?
>>82601111
why not this?
>>82601129
he is prettiest girl
>>82601129
Bucky and Peggy are best boy and girl,but the order doesn't matter.
>>82601129
Bucky is cute. CUTE!
But Zemo a cuter!
>>82601220
But Sakamoto is cutest!
>>82601220
But Zemo is not for Cap. Bucky is.
>>82598687
Pepper wasn't even best girl when she was only girl
>>82596592
You have to wonder how many people it didn't dawn on here.
>>82595707
Who is she? Is she and Steve a good pair? Where can I read more of them?
>>82601253
You don't tell Zemo who he is for, pleb.
>>82601111
>one of Bucky's handlers is named Boris
>Zola keeps babbling to him about some shit called a "zandatsu" that he can't understand because he hasn't been programmed to understand moon
>>82601278
And YOU don't tell Cap who is for him.
>>82601258
Agreed, reporter babe was hotter.
>>82601258
Well there were the reporters even then.
>>82601220
>>82601129
I like how Zemo was able to get away with disguising himself as Bucky because of their shared :3 powers.
MCU QT POWERRANKINGS TOP TO BOTTOM
Black Widow (Iron Man 2)
Wasp
Quake
Scarlett Witch
Pepper Potts
Hellcat
Betty Ross
Peggy Carter
Black Widow (Civil War)
Gamora
Jane Foster
Karen Page
Black Widow (Avengers)
Lady Sif
Jessica Jones
Black Widow (Winter Soldier)
>>82601129
The masketta man.
>>82601334
>Pepper that high
>Sif that low
shit list
>>82601334
>no Elektra
bitch is pure sex the fuck are you doing/
>>82595388
>>82598873
I remember hoping season 2 of Agent Carter co-starred Sharon and they did some sort of LOST-style show that flashed back to Peggy.
How did Steve "know" that Bucky killed Tony's parents?
>>82601334
kek
>>82600980
Anyone got a gif of BPanther bouncing off of him like a Goomba? That was probably this movie's "played college ball you know" moment.
>>82601194
There's a reason they called her "Peggy".
>>82601334
>Peggy not first
Nah m8 nah
>>82601272
Just pick up Gruenwald's Cap run.
Honestly I thought they were cute but the pairing kind of suffers a bit in the end.
That said Diamondback herself shows back in Avengers Initiative
Personally I think Bernie Rosenthal was best girl for Cap, she spanked him and was kinky as fuck and it was heavily implid that they always fucked like bunnies.
>>82601364
Zola told him and Widow during the big "IT WAS HYDRA ALL ALONG" reveal
>>82601298
I didn’t
>>82601390
I honestly put her that high because she seems nice and has a cute demeanor. But I ain't about that titcow life brah.
>>82601355
Enjoy the thickness all you like.
>>82601360
She'd be just above Jessica Jones.
>>82601406
Wow, somehow I don't remember that.
>>82595626
Movie should've seriously focused more on Cap's relationship with Sharon and the rest of the cast instead of wasting it on more unnecessary stark bullshit after the airport fight
Seriously, besides stating Cap's team is in behind bars you have no idea what anyone else is up to
>>82601427
>Elektra
>just above JJ
>>82601427
>current year
>being gay
>>82601443
he doesn't say it explicitly, just "Accidents will happen" with a picture of Howard slumped over the car wheel
>>82601470
Right before flashing a picture of the Winter Soldier.
>>82601452
I mean she's pretty. Unlike JJ who actually IS pure sex despite being an ugly cum dumpster.
But I don't understand Elektra's face. I can't put it together. She looks simultaneously exotic and generic.
>waifu arguments
Guys guys guys.
Rosario Dawson. In loose, comfortable clothing.
Sure there's tough competition, but she deserves a mention.
>>82601505
I don't really waifu her but she's one of the coolest characters in the MCU
She's pic related in character form
>>82601334
Woll that low...
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>82601817
>>82594967
fuck you OP, Amanda Clarke is best grille
>>82601789
Yeah well Woll is literally perfect. Karen is a basic blonde bitch with a tan.
>>82601893
>>82601897
She isn't dumb at all and I don't recall her having much of a tan at all.
Pic related she looks damn pale.
>>82601904
>>82601924
>>82600532
>Chris subtly admitting that he thought his costume in the first Avengers movie was crap
Gotta love that guy.
>>82599567
>ScarJo
I disagree, but arguable
>Liz Olsen
Cute yes, hot no
>Yo-Yo will never have a super fast sex scene.
>>82600564
I'm not covering the medical bill for that.
I honestly imagine Hawkeye would just be exhausted. Taking care of kids with a fulltime job is exhausting and getting treated like a virgin in a Blade movie can't be gentle.
I imagine between tutoring Wanda, fucking his wife and work-wife, running sniper jobs (very little sleep) and playing with his kids, he's happy to just fucking sleep through the weekends
>>82602087
Too bad most fanart seems to ignore Renner's potato nose.
>>82602111
I will find some for you anon where he not only has his potato nose but he doesn't get the disgusting gaijin treatment.
Stand by please (I really should be studying for my relativity final)
>>82602147
Same artist as the previous one
>>82602111
Enjoy the potato.
>>82602263
>Chris vibrates in every goddamn picture he's in
CHRIS IS SPEED FORCE
CHRIS IS BEST GIRL
>>82600980
>>82597520
Is it me or did he look a lot skinnier back then? Compared to Fatty Mcfatterson in the current day.
>>82602394
Nice meme
>>82597520
What a Shakespearean imagery
>>82602478
What a sexy imagery
This thread, like my hard drive, has a disappointingly low amount of MCU Black Widow
I have no idea how accurate or well-pronounced any of Bucky's Russian was but it gave me a hardon anyway.
>>82602514
If you were to go back to 2005 and tell us ScarJo would be considered scum tier in a franchise series, I'd have probably laughed my ass off
>>82597079
Good joke, anon
>>82602553The leather jacket in OP has been my favorite part of the thread
>>82601129
No homo but I'd let him suck my cock with lips like that
Didn't they make some comment in the movie about how Wanda should be in high school?
>>82603081
There's probably a trigger word you can use for that.
>>82603146
I can't speak Russian though
>>82603137
I think so, Cap also says she's "just a kid"
>>82603146
>there will never be good porn of Bucky getting raped by futa cocks
Someone just tell them it's progressive tranny porn if anyone complains.
>>82603137
You think a high schooler looks like this?
https://u.pomf.is/fajvzv.webmFucking DMCA
>>82594967
Why would Wanda want to fuck Cap?
>>82603155
If Zemo can learn a few words, you can too.
>>82603178
Who wouldn't want to fuck Cap?
>>82603188
Red Skull
>>82599080
He looks like Chris Chan in that photo.
>>82603137
It was if you want to mope you can go to high school. Like when you insult somebody telling them to go back to kindergarten or that they're acting like an 8 year old. She's not literally a high schooler, but it was showing that a lot of the characters treat her a lot younger than she is because of her uncertainty, frailty, and inexperience. It's why they try to shelter her.
>>82603197
bullshit - it would just be hatefueled
>>82603204
No that's Zemo
>>82603168
Is there really no porn of that? I know there's plenty of porn of him getting raped by regular cocks.
Make a request in /aco/, maybe someone will fulfill it.
>>82603227
>I know there's plenty of porn of him getting raped by regular cocks.links
>>82603238
Not at my computer right now, but search hydra trash party on google and you should find plenty of fanart and fanfics for your needs.
>>82594967
After seeing how disappointing Scarjo's body is, she's definitely on the low tier of the 3 in your picture.
>>82603146
First you gotta shave him and starve him so he goes back to looking twinkier.
>>82601938
>Daredevil
>E.J. Scott
I sense a pattern here
>>82603364
There's probably a trigger word you can use for that too.
>Civil War thread about waifus gets hijacked into a husbando thread
Of course it would.
>>82602072
Who's this?
>>82594967
I just noticed how much the one on the right looks like that cave troll in Fellowship
>>82600919
How much more Brubaker stuff is there left to adapt?
>>82594967
Right looks like a methhead.
>>82604089
>>82604008
Delete this.
>>82603916
Speedster chick on Agents of SHIELD
>>82599337
all the more fun to poke his nipples
>>82601334
>Gamora above anyone
>Gamora even making the list
>>82595626
Most people in my audience groaned. Some even yelled "I can't fucking believe this shit!" and quite a few got up and walked out.
>>82604658
>quite a few got up and walked out.
Sounds fake unless your room was full of landwhales.
>>82601334
Listing Gamora but not Nebula. Why anon?
>>82601334
Karen Page should be at the top
>>82604658
They're either not self-inserting into Agent 13 as they should be, or are really gay men.
>>82604788
>tfw I would rather self insert as Cap
Sharon a shit
>>82602279
[Helicopter noises intensity]
>>82598154
>actively reject advances.
You realize you're talking about Captain America, right?
>>82605254
>everyone in the theater cheered when he switched grips
gotta start working out again
>>82605363
Dat flex was on point.
>>82603904
Of course
>>82597699
He lost his virginity to Bucky, anon.
>>82594967
Why does America love old Jewish women so much?
>>82606447
Only Scarjo is jewish in there.
>>82606332
Back to >>>/t/umblr
>>82596461
in modern days people under 30 are children.
>>82606841
This is true.
I'll be 29 in a month and just the other day, an older person (mid-40s) said to me "Oh, you're still a baby"
Is comic Cap ever as nice as Movie Cap is? On a side note, is there anything else captain America besides Brubaker's run that's reccomended? I liked when Frank Miller wrote him in Daredevil.
>>82594967
cap picked from among three worst girls, after already blowing it with best girl
>>82606841
>>82607281
Depends on what you do. If you're in a management position, own a house, have a wife, a few kids at 28 I dare someone to call you a kid. I also know minimum wagefags in their 40s who have no family, no property, no responsibility who I would call children as they have never matured past their early 20s.
>>82594967
Don't matter, I'd fuck all three.
>>82600532
>Sebatian knows all his of his fan names
I wonder now many gay fanarts and doujins he's had to sign at cons.
>>82594967
Anyone remember when Star-Lord was banging Sharon Carter back in 2005?
>>82594967
Olsen is such a fucking qt.
>>82595009
Yeah, I kept thinking of Arrested Development and the nose job.
>You ever see her with a swimming cap on? She looked like a falcon.
>>82600532
Technically 384 is more like San-Ba-Shuh than Suh-Ba-Shuh, but I'm amazed he managed to even get the Shuh part right. Most non-Chinese people struggle with that noise altogether.
>>82611067
I'm currently learning Mandarin and the phonic system is more difficult than I expected.
I have a new appreciation for Chinese accents now.
>>82610164
I need to know where said doujins are. I've seen lots of porn, but not full-on doujins, not for the MCU.
>>82612500
I'm at work right now. When I get home, I'll look through my files, pham.
>>82612542
Thanks
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/09/captain-america-civil-war-star-sebastian-stan-on-whether-bucky-barnes-and-cap-are-in-love.html
>showing actors gay porn
Glad he was able to retain some composure during that.
>>82604089
She looks like the sister of two methheads.
>>82613534
>His favorite scene, he says, is one he shares with Anthony Mackie as Falcon, as both of Cap’s best buds bicker over a car seat. “It’s like 48 Hours, Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy—that’s how I look at it,” he says. “I, myself, would like to see a remake with us. I’m just putting it out there. We’re doing 50 Hours together.”
I would see this day 1
>>82613534
“I mean, the Russos are coming in and taking something people are used to and they’re shaping it up and changing it in a very different way,” he told Collider. “They’re not trying to mimic a better Christopher Nolan movie or something like that.”
>better Christopher Nolan movie
R E K T
>>82615328
The promo tours for Civil War really made me start liking Sebastian Stan a lot more than I used to.
is it bad that I am team iron man for civil war.
really cap was being arrogant as fuck, bucky was being an asshole, and desu I dont blame tony for trying to kill bucky after he killed his parents.
(also their team is best)
>>82604074
Like three more storylines with Steve.
>>82615606
You're free to your opinion
But Cap was just trying to save his friend, Bucky has been through hell so he's allowed to be an asshole, and I do blame Tony for trying to kill him (though I understand why he wanted to)
Team Cap has Scarlet qt, bro Falcon and ANTS, and technically they have Black Widow too, so maximum qts
>>82595626
>>82595793
Really? The people in my theater liked it.
>>82598758
Her Gruncle to be exact but he didn’t.
>>82615606
There's like 4 fucking threads with people crying about who was right, don't bring this shit here.
>>82615606
>is it bad that
Yes it's bad
>>82615606
How was Bucky being an asshole? The only time he did anything questionable was running away from the German police the first time. After that he was cooperating with authorities, the next time he got TRIGGERED so nothing he could do about that, and afterwards it was because he was tricked into thinking Zemo would use the other five Winter Soldiers to destroy the world.
>>82596774
This
>>82616061
Honestly a much better choice
>>82596774
Deleted scenes
>>82596774
That was Ashley Johnson. I like to think the supposed first kiss Cap had since his unthawing was with her.
No, Femanon, YOU are worst girl. Cap will NEVER choose you.
>>82598382
Fuck you Cap I fuck my bitches raw
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