Mom day, post Mom.
baby mom
dawww
>>82589181
Why are these babies born with glasses. this makes no sense
>>82589091
Alien mom
Did liveblogger die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hai8r6SGKV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wzo4G3iwD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV-GpkaMADg
Best songs.
>>82589202
It's genetics
>>82589197
>dave staring intensely at Jade
CONFIRMED
>>82589383
>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission
>Terezi has a tentabulge
>>82589346
Yes.
The trolls killed them.
>>82589346
They were literally in the last thread
Closing in Cascade
>>82589091
>>82589236
The proper way for us to celebrate today is for someone gracious to draw us some Mom/Dolorosa smut.
>>82589383
best mom
somebody has the SBaHJ version?
>>82589488
nahh they were closing in on doc scratch's bit, thats still a long way from cascade
>>82589533
>Its a John/Roxy/Terezi threesome commission
cat mom
>>82589091
Do you think Roxy will make any cats in the new universe? I'd have thought she'd make them the dominant species of the planet within a few days of being there.
>>82589419
Hey I think it's hot too. Maybe you're just behind the times grandpa.
>>82589383
Will Jade be a good mom? We never really got to see grandma in action.
>>82589419
>>82589578
Tentabulges are in poor taste and it's hard to imagine a person from HSG who likes that shit but the rest of the comic is looking damn fine and I appreciate someone paying Angel to draw it.
>>82589614
>Tentabulges are in poor taste
When the fuck did this drastic change of opinion come over hsg?
>>82589614
I like hentai fetish genitals. Tentabulges, cloacas, ovipositors, etc. They're all great.
>>82589609
She'll be a better mom than Rose.
>>82589609
+Her son survived without her when she died
+Her son didn't do anything *completely* fucked up with the body
-Became the target of an alien empress she knew about
>>82589656
>hsg
>>82589732
Rose would get into a passive-aggressive war with her child long before birth.
Can you imagine how she'd take morning sickness, kicking and contractions?
>>82589732
anybody would. Rose is a terrible person
>>82589784
Clearly it was fortuitous destiny that she became a lesbian.
Which kid has the most broken power?
Picture very much related
>>82589609
She's enthusiastic and likes puppies.
>>82589656
When has HSG ever approved of the lazy, boring, unoriginal genitals of Tumblr? They are literally just sea slugs.
>>82589881
"Who has the best powers" USED to be a good topic of discussion until John fucked everything up.
>>82589951
Fucking sea slugs sounds like something HSG would do.
>>82589881
jake is canonically the most broken. no one even knows what he really does, but fact is he's op and that's all that can be said
>>82589609
Jade would be a supreme helicopter parent, because she's so paranoid her kid will be left as alone and unloved as she was.
Meanwhile Dave spoils them rotten and between the two of them the kid ends up pretty fucked.
Reminder that Gamzee has touched Terezi's bare feet at one point.
Therefore she is officially a slut.
Truly the superior Roxy.
Why does everyone like Roxy so much?
>>82589951
Let's solve this shit:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165109
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165109
>>82589952
>john gets the best powers
.doesn othing with them
>>82590189
She's very nice
She's a huge nerd
She'slonely and vulnerable
She's entertaining like a Dave that doesn't give a fuck about saying embarrassing shit
>>82590189
because she has slutty feet
>>82590096
>kid
>singular
nigga jades half dog, shes gonna shit out at bare minimum 4
>>82590189
She's my wife.
I find it hilarious that the pig stopped posting once the ending was out.
>>82590189
She's the most waifubait of the female characters
Nerdy but outgoing with a generic 'nice' personality when she's sober and a vulnerable, lonely side that makes you want to comfort her
Literally designed to be the internet's favorite waifu
>>82590189
so roxy is the mother...?
>>82590284
She'd be skinned alive.
>4chan is le horrible place but I can't stop hanging out with you terrible people, like myself
what a cunt
>>82589569
The one without pants kills me everytime
>>82590189
She tried so hard
And got so farBut in the end it doesn't even matter
>>82590284
almost instantly too, it was amazing
>>82590257
All Jade got were the dog ears. At most she'll get two.
>>82590361
she'd be all over you if you were funny.
If she can tolerate a version of john, icp and guy fieri, she can probably tolerate you.
>>82590257
She'll get twins at best, it runs in the family anyway
>>82590389
I feel like one would need to be as smooth as DD to pull off being an augmented human under her regime. Not get in her way, but make shit happen. Light her up a smoke, that kind of thing.
Actually, any drawfags on? I kinda want to see a smoking HIC, lit up by DD?
>>82590447
We're not THAT far from artificial wombs. The being raised by monsters bit is problematic. Still, since humans didn't get wiped out in one generation, presumably there was some kind of breeding going on.I just want to be the Scientist Supreme of HIC's regime, is that so much to ask for? Hell, I would HELP her experiment.
>>82590577
>I would help her experiment
You'd be the guinea pig, anon
>>82589656
hsg never liked tentabulges, we were more into cockanaya and twin dicks sollux
What was Condy even doing raising the grandparent kids in B1 and B2? Like, why? What did she get out of it? Let's assume she isn't a child molester, how does this advance her master plan?
A lot of people are upset that Roxy got the kill against HIC, but I think it's fair. She used actual Sburb powers to win most of that fight
>>82590888
playing human mom is part of how she gets her sick kicks
>>82590888
she was just dealing with the side-effects of marrying sassacre for his amazing fish puns
>>82590888
>Let's assume she isn't a child molester
>>82590863
I'm into weird alien vaginas, but that's a lot rarer than the stuff you mentioned.
>>82590888
She waned Nanna/Jane to be her heiress to continue the Alternian Empire after her deal with Lord English ended. No idea why she raised Grandpa/Jake
>>82590048
Not really. Hope might be stronger than first guardian powers and clockwork majykks but it's not exactly versatile outside of a fight.
>>82590977
It can bring imaginary friends into reality.
Imagine if Jake learned how to harness that.
>>82590944
Sorry that was unclear; I'm not talking about any of the kids who played SBurb, just the grandparent kids in each universe - Jane+Jake in B1 and John+Jade in B2.
>>82591061
It's not that hard to imagine, it's basically what butters did in the imaginationland trilogy on south park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hTWAaj1NBg
>>82590888
She was under orders, since they were necessary to English's creation they had to survive and make it into the game.
Yo, I fixed the thing I made in the last thread
listened to Black again for the first time in forever and i feel five years younger
>>82591157
Are you saying the edit was planned?
>>82590351
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
>>82591157
what the fuck
>>82591157
Does this mean he wrote in the additional epilogue bit in advance and not in response to the backlash?
>>82591209
>>82591325
Seems likely.
>>82591157
Huss an autist confirmed
>>82591157
Okay. So. How likely is is that this was accidental?
>>82591370
This makes me feel like he knew the end would be disappointing and cause everyone to be pissed, and that increases the changes that this really was a ruse. It never ends.
>>82591157
God damn
>>82591325
Maybe the last paragraph was supposed to be there from the beginning, and he forgot and added it in later. If you remove "Edit:", you can count "[S]" as a word and still reach 413.
>>82591416
This is Huss Bus Big Lips Mcgee were talking about
0%
cat mom
>>82591157
How is this meaningful? Other than Hussie having a mental disorder.
>>82591524
because it means the epilogue announcement wasn't made in response to fan backlash
>>82591579
What does that change?
>>82591524
Is Hussie that autistic that he'd make the 4/13 update 413 words long?
>>82591602
He knew the response was going to be negative. >>82591420
>>82591157
what the fuck
SO
HUSSIE
ISN'T
A
HACK?
HAS HE PLAYED US FOR A FOOL
-AGAIN-
Grub Mom
>>82590427
>>82591692
no no no
he's still a hack
he's just also a troll
>>82591714
my god
with horns and everything?
>>82591157
Cat close relative which is perhaps analogous to a sister on the genetic level? I guess? Anyway she's kind of acting like a mom.
>>82591763
were the beforus trolls genetic mixtures or clones from themselves?
oh cool were at that point in the fandom where in complete denial of a disappointing ending we start combing through the code to find vague correlations that we mispercieve as confirmation of a TRUE ending
i think we need to beat Hiveswap and have everyone in multiplayer disarm their nukes
>>82591712
canon
>>82591750
u know it brah
>>82591817
>were at that point in the fandom where in complete denial of a disappointing ending we start combing through the code to find vague correlations that we mispercieve as confirmation of a TRUE ending
we've been at that point several times already
it's a cycle
>>82591750
>Andrew Hussie
>Six letters each in his first and last name
YOU'D BEST BELIEVE
>>82591824
it wasn't gray paint that was washing off
IT WAS PEOPLE PAINT
>>82591325
>>82591370
>>82591579
Why is it impossible for Hussie to have just seen that he was close to 413 words and decided to word himself in a way that would make it fit?
>>82591910
That seems unlikely if he added the epilogue announcement separately.
>>82591910
because of the highlighted text that is BEFORE the edit
>>82591863
>Andrew Hussie
>6
>6
But we don't know Andrew Hussie's middle name - if he even HAS a middle name
UNLESS
>Andrew
>VRISKA
>Hussie
Oh- oh god
>6
>6
>6
>>82591157
Yeah, this is all a ruse by Hussie. Kojima will release the rest soon, right?
Right?
>>82590148
What a slut.....please marry me
>>82591910
If it were anybody else I'd be 100% sure that's what happened.
But Hussie is a madman, and Homestuck is not a normal story. Like, hell, with all the Peter Pan references, maybe we all just need to clap our hands and wish the story back into existence?
WAKE UP HUSSIE WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
>>82591992
truly we are...
constricted residents
I like how the fact that Condy hated English was a point completely dropped
>>82591964
So he changed his mind? If anything the fact that he wrote that makes it seem even more like the edit wasn't planned, but that shouldn't stop Hussie from getting off his numerology boner.
>>82592036
entrapped in an abode
from hell
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think hussie isn't curled in the fetal position in his bedroom after having a nervous breakdown following act 7
HUSSIE IS ALIVE
HE
IS
ALIVE
HE IS HAND DRAWING AND WRITING ACT 8
PREPARE FOR A "PSYCHE"
SCREENCAP THIS SHEEPLE
HUSSIE LIVES
>>82592115
Wrong
Hussie does not care
GIVE UP
guys Hussie is in my room right now and he says you're wrong about the newspost, you're supposed to count the [S] and it's actually 414 words to symbolize incrementing beyond homestuck to the next great thing
>>82592179
I read that as
>guys Hussie is my mom right now
>>82592305
well that too
he forced his way into my house, yelling "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!" then opened the kitchen cabinet and knocked all of the baking ingredients onto the floor
>>82591982
It's Francis, I think. It was his dad's middle name at least.
On a related note, Googling "Andrew Francis Hussie" led me to an ebook with a section about his dad, with these little tidbits:
>Hussie works at one speed, slow.
>He detested editors. His favorite times at The Trentonian are when the editor position is vacant. That means, nobody will be there to pressure him, ride him and put his life through misery with standards. He goes in, smoothly does his job and hits the bar at 12:45 a.m.
Reminder the True End will be released on 6/12
>>82592515
like father like son
did hussie ever draw a nipple in the comic
>>82592601
Yeah, there's a secret Jade and Jane bathhouse scene in act 6 if you input the right code.
>>82592601
he showed one on one of droog's dirty pics
>>82592601
I don't think so, but if he did it was probably drawn on either Rufioh, himself, LE, Equius, or Arquius.
>>82592646
That one wasn't drawn.
>>82592030
>WAKE UP HUSSIE WE STILL BELIEVE IN YOU
cringe
>>82592691
He definitely drew them on Aurthour.
>>82591712
wanted to fill the white spaces
>>82592601
Whose nipples should he draw though
>>82592416
>then opened the kitchen cabinet and knocked all of the baking ingredients onto the floor
It's Betty Crocker time, bitch.
>>82592717
Oh shit I forgot all about Arthur.
>>82591982
>>82592515
His middle name is Fauntleroy, actually. We only had the middle initial for a while.
remember when Hussie gave Mindfang tits and the fanbase collectively shit its pants
then later he gave Vriska huge tits and the fanbase collectively shit its pants again
>>82592775
NIPPLE
>>82592801
>Bug aliens
I never appreciated this, and Hussie didn't either. They are nothing more than gray humans with horns that happen to metamorphose from bug aliens.
>>82592889
How many mankeys did your metapods evolve into motherfucker?
>>82592889
more like they were initially bug aliens but andrew pussied out of having alien aliens
>>82592889
And that's how they should be kept.
>>82592937
didn't the really early troll dialogue just use normal human words for things?
>>82592946
i wish my girlfriend was a vampire
and also had a penis
>>82592946
go on
>>82592946
of all the characters to make a doujin for
>>82593000
The correct hot mom and the correct shota?
>>82592946
Link the source, it's a good mother's day fap
>>82592946
Sauce me up, famio.
>>82593000
I can't believe it took us until Homestuck was nearly over to start getting some fucking comics
>no protagonist died in collide or act 7, not even the more expandable ones like meenah, the sprites or tavros
How do you guys feel about Bendy Kanaya?
>>82591420
a
..........DISTACTION PERHAPS???
>>82593139
>main characters need to die in order for a story to be good
>>82593139
Zach Snyder, is that you?
>>82593053
Oh hey another mother's day appropriate comic.
>>82593199
good?
How about not "fucking boring to watch"
>>82593224
best ship, best mom
>>82593199
no but it felt way too convenient
those midbosses were nerfed hard
>>82593139
>not only did no one die, but calliope was revived
>>82593262
>midbosses
>literally in the last twenty pages of the comic
>>82593139
Lots of people died in Collide. Dirk alone died three times.
>>82593284
don't even get me started on homestuck's structural and pacing issues
>>82593199
>tavros, meenah, davepeta, aradia get plot armor in the face of English
>English goes from blowing up bubbles without effort to being a beat-em-up boss
>Jack English was previously able to kill with a single laser blast
>dirk and dave survive one
collide was basically the same thing as the early john vs imp flashes
Today's the first Mom's Day that my mom has without her own mom. Feels sad, man.
>>82593256
indeed
>>82589091
>>82593053
>>82593224
Got any links to this?
>>82593413
Did you at least get to say goodbye?
>>82593405
>wanting minutes of collide dedicated to the deaths of tavros and the sprites
>>82593476
>wanting the strongest characters within the homestuck universe to job to a bunch of kids who haven't even finished their respective games
>>82593461
I do
>>82593527
>wanting another 4 years of this comic including more power level shit
>>82593246
Shit ship.
>>82593181
I love everything except for the nose
>>82593461
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22201840/Docs/longdistancerelationship.pdf
here, sweet summer child
>>82593576
thanks for the virus asshole
>>82593544
>implying I want 4 MORE years, when it's the last 4 years of the comic which should have focused on writing a proper-fucking-ending
act 6 is time and effort wasted
>>82593447
S-source?
>>82593576
virus
>>82593586
power level shit is stupid and so are you
go watch dbz
>>82593585
>>82593601
A virus you say?
>>82593666
DELETE THIS FUCK
>>82593624
fuck off retard.
If it doesn't matter how strong characters are in the end. Don't introduce them as "MUSCLE-BOUND GANGSTER ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH KILLABLE BY A SERIES OF GLITCH EXPLOITATIONS" and "THE EMPRESS OF TROLLKIND, THE HIGHEST BLOOD CASTE, MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD, HAVING INFUSED HERSELF THROUGH GENETIC EXPERIMENTATION ALL THE PSYCHIC POWERS KNOWN TO TROLLS"
>>82593447
sauce?
>>82593529
Jade and Dave waking the kids up with their "shenanigans"
>>82593638
No, no it isn't.
>>82593715
>favorite tripfag
Does not compute
>>82593752
>>82593826
>this pairing
>>82593773
Hopefully LE killed all of them.
>>82593715
I will never, ever forget Captain Eridan's samefagging slipup. Other than that, they were all pretty funny. I also miss late-night Oregon Trail with Feferi and Froggy.
Let's solve this shit lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165818
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165818
pic related: the best choice
this page looks a little different than i remember
>>82593856
just change rose's hairstyle to be pretty much roxy and boom, its canon
>>82593893
its still very rose-y
>>82593882
>2 janes
>no jade, obvious option
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT
>>82593889
Gross.
>>82593917
shit senpai will fix immediatly
just imagine bottom jane is supposed to be jade k
>>82593882
john is best girl
>>82593882
>jane twice
>no option for Jade
Fuck you
>>82593882
is there any doubt
>>82593882
I remember having a sticky note with a strawpoll on my laptop for like a month last semester that I would drop into every /hst/ thread with a poll on who the best adult woman in Homestuck was. Snowman and Condy were tied victors when I finally quit, iirc.
>>82593882
this shit is already solved pal
roxy is factually the best girl and will always be proven to be so no matter how you try and measure it
>>82593856
>>82593992
it would honestly be more fun to have polls about the second best girl
>>82593882
>no Condy
>>82593882
>overwhelming Roxy
Good taste, lads. Chill personality, cool, fun typing quirk, funny, and had great character development.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165861
fixed poll
>>82593969
This is an entirely new level of fucking horrible.
>>82594044
Who the fuck was mierfa again?
>>82593963
Fuck off Roxy is leagues better
>>82594053
sports
>>82593962
>and who knows what this merge has done with my
With her what?
>>82594032
off yourself condy sucks ass
>>82594053
fantroll
>>82594044
literally MIERFA and no condesce what the fuck are you DOING
>>82593576
Thanks friendo
>>82594070
you first autist
>>82594077
condy sucks ass consider the noose faggot
>>82594032NO MORE HUGS WILL
>>82594061
riight ;)
>John didn't end up with Liv Tyler
What the fuck, Hussie?
>>82594077
meenah is right there what are you talking about
>>82594093
>not including condy but including shit like nepeta and rose
>>82594094
YOU OWE ME
>>82594083
Go wipe your hard drive, this is shit.
>>82594093
if only the condesce did suck ass
>>82594137
Fesh pince alchemized with SBaHJ when?
>>82594069
Her heaving fertile uterus
>>82594093
At least she no cheap ass ho like sheepcunt here
It's hard to find mom stuff of non-mom characters so far. All the fankid stuff focuses on the male characters.
>>82594210
Look at you talking like being economical is a downside.
So for nostalgia's sake, I went and opened up my little box of pins and stickers I got from the Kickstarter way back when.
One of the things you got was a random pair of embroidered patches, which were supposed to be your designated OTP.
Turns out I got Scorpio and Pisces. At the time, that must have seemed like a crack ship. If only I had listened.
>>82594265
>that nepeta
>>82594265
Why is Nepeta the only one DEAD?
Is this one of those people who are really into a character like Karkat that they hate anybody else who shows romantic attraction to that character?
>>82593917
>>82593962
>implying switching up two of the least developed and irrelevant characters have an impact somehow.
>>82594265
what's with this self insert trash
>>82594265
>someone making a group shot and NOT having any conspicuous shippy positioning
First time ever?
>>82594295
Economical is a funny word for a ho
>>82594295
at half the price you can get two for one
>>82594341
Jade had SOME development. Little, but some. Jane is zero. Null
>>82594368
Disgusting.
