"Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose!?"
Q U E E N S
>>82558401
I grinned like a maniac when that came up.
Scott "Old man Pym said never trust a Stark."
Tony "...who are you again?"
Scott "Oh come on!"
>>82558380
>I've always believed two men can get more done in a room than 100
>Unless you need to move a piano
Literally anything Black Panther said was awesome.
>>82558488
>How long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
>Vengeance has consumed you. It is consuming them. I will not let it consume me.
>The living are not done with you yet.
Scott "Captain America! I uhh...I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome. Captain America! (looks at Wanda) Hey, I know you too. You're great!"
"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"
"Not to my face, why? Did you hear something?"
Bucky "You couldn't have done that a bit earlier?"
Sam "....I hate you."
>>82558543
I don't remember the exact phrasing but I loved him hamming it up when he hands Cap his shield at the airport.
HAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY LOL XD
>>82558380
>>82558456
>>82558543
>>82558556
>>82558575
BAHAHAH LOL BAKA
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>>82558583
>I believe this belongs to you, Captain America!
>>82558488
Word up.
Apparently Coogler wrote some of his lines, making me even more hyped for his movie.
>In my country the mantle of Black Panther is passed from great warrior to warrior, and now thanks to your friend I also carry the name of King. So now I ask you as both a warrior and King: how long do you think you can keep him from me?
That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!
Spidey going full Spakker Dave-tier fanboy was pretty great.
>How does it feel to put all that effort into your plan, only to see it fail?
>Did it?
I don't know why, but that part gave me chills. The fact that a normal guy managed to do what Loki and Ultron couldn't is unnerving.
Thinks for thanking of me.
>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Nigga bought me as permanent spidey from that line onward.
So... you like cats?
Hawkeye was so much better in this.
>I retire for five minutes and it all goes to shit.
>I knew I should have stretched.
>I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
>Well, first time for everything.
>Made you look.
>Are we still friends?
>Depends on how hard you hit me.
>We haven't met yet. I'm Clint.
>I don't care.
>That chewing out Tony in the Raft.
>Better watch your back around this guy! He might break it!
>is this Tony Stank?
"Do you even remember them?"
"I remember all of them."
Please stop bullying Vision. He did nothing wrong.
>This guy Steve was there.
>Do I know him?
>No, he's from Brooklyn.
>And this other guy, he was HUGE.
Was anyone else surprised to hear theRiver of Truthquote? Was kinda weird not hearing it from Cap, but I really liked that it was included.
>>82558738
>CAD
Come on, man.
>>82558700
I like the way he talked to Tony in prison.
> For criminals Tony
> The law law law..
I thought it was a water truck
t. ants
>>82558401
>You got a lit of heart kid, where you from?
>Q-Queens!
>heh, Brooklyn. See you around kid
Fucking loved that so much
>>82558700
They've fully embraced his role as the "most useless one", so even the character's aware of it and making the most of it.
But it's brought out a bit of Clint's boastrous side more so I'm for it.
The whole Ant-Man becoming Giant-Man bit was keks from every angle
>HOLY SHIT!
>Tiny dude is big now -- he's big now!
>OHOHOHOHOHO
>Give me back my Rhodey!
>>82558748
I had a feeling they were going to sneak it into the movie somehow because its such an iconic Captain America quote.
>>82558585
>>82558700
All of this, Barton was amazing. Also pretty much everything spidey. I like how they acknowledged aunt may being hot too.
Zemo was fantastic. I was expecting purple balaclava eventually or something, but he was just a normal guy tearing apart the most powerful people on the planet. Top tier villain writing.
Also, Vision. "Well the door was open, so i assumed..."
And "I thought it was a water truck!"
>>82558759
>Clint retires
>goes back to wife and kids
>everybody is happy
>suddenly shit goes to hell, has to go back to help friends
>arrested, put in holyfuck underwater prison
>broken out by Cap, now a global outlaw
>can't go back to family anymore
:(
>>82558770
That was fucking kek.
"Hey you guys ever see that old movie...the Empire Strikes Back?"
"Jesus Tony how old is this kid?!"
>>82558380
>be a ruski
>heard that Holland's voice is kinda too childish so hoped that the Russian dub might at least be decent
>mfw he sounds like a 11 year old
>>82558858
but all Russians sound either 11 years old or like an 80 year old smoker
>>82558738
That is one of the most cancerous images I've seen in a while
>>82558840
How much they lampshaded Hot May was great.
"You and your..weirdly hot auntie."
>>82558858
>dub
Kill yourself.
I don't remember the exact line, but when Falcon says something like, "Is this your first fight? You know there isn't usually this much talking, right?"
"... Sorry"
>>82558707
Or it could also be a "fans of this, let us talk about moments we liked in a film you liked" thread. Don't go out of your way to try to see rottenness and insincerity behind every corner.
>>82558842
Only Avengers members and Nick Fury know about Clint's family and safehouse. None of them are going to tell.
>>82558700
(slow clapping) "The futurist is here gentlemen! He sees all. He knows what's best for you, whether you like it or not."
>>82558800
you can only see Rudd's eyes but you can still get the expression on his face when he first grabs War Machine.
>>82558887
Stop playing Dota and watching YouTube videos of drunk Russian drivers
Less a line and more an unspoken one. That little moment with Bucky and Sam sitting in the car and just smiling at cap. Cos it was just this genuine 'friend happy for their friend' moment in the midst of all this pathos.
>>82558918
>Are those wings carbon fibre?
>Is this stuff coming out of you?
>If they are, that would explain the flexibility-rigidity ratio which, I've gotta say, that's awesome.
>I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
>Alright, sorry, my bad...
>>82558965
"You have a metal arm!? That's awesome dude!"
Falcon calling Ant-Man tic-tac is hilarious
>>82558897
It's not like I enjoy it, man. If only there was a cinema in my city that shows un-dubbed foreign movies.
>>82558925
That's true, but he never had to look over his shoulder before.
>>82558943
>>82558700
>be hawkeye fan
>mfw after two films of him being written like shit, he finally gets written like his comic book self in Civil War
Based Russos
>>82558965
I love how Sam got on his case for talking too much, such a classic Spidey moment.
It'd be a lot to type and remember, I'd probably have to look it up and see if its been posted anywhere but that long exchange between Steve and Tony when he almost gets him to sign the Accord was really intense.
>>82558894
On that note, who is Peter actually related to? Aunt May or Uncle Ben?
>>82559079
Yeah that was good.
>>82559048
Yeah, the Russos did a good job of portraying the fact that, even in a universe of plentiful quips, Spidey is still excessively quippy to an annoying degree.
>Tony telling him to shut up after he takes Cap's shield.
>Falcon telling him to shut up during their fight.
>Rhodey getting annoyed by his Empire Strikes Back reference.
One of my favourite aspects of Spidey's interaction with other heroes is them all thinking he's an annoying dweeb.
>>82559083
Ben.
>he hasn't read Trouble
>>82559083
Uncle Ben is his dad's brother.
>>82559083
...Inb4 Trouble. God help us all.
>>82558674
Well, one was a robot and the other was a queer, so that's not much of a surpise
>>82559083
Ben, since you know Aunt May Parker.
>>82559033
>he finally gets written like his comic book self in Civil War
So still shit
>>82558738
>Unironically posting CAD
>>82559148
>>82559120
>>82559123
>>82559137
So, like, he could totally give May a goodfoot rub...
>>82559083
Ben. Richard was his younger brother. May's maiden name is Reilly
>>82559116
That's how it should be too, early Spidey annoyed fucking everyone that he teamed up with, it wasn't until he later calmed down a bit and became an avenger that his team mates stopped getting annoyed. Based Russos
>>82559083
I can't remember where I heard this, but I feel like in some continuity he was technically the blood nephew of both. The siblings of Peter's parents got together.
>>82558964
>"Can you move your seat up?"
>"No."
>>82559202
>You couldn't have done that earlier?
>...I hate you.
Sam treating Bucky's "single child doesn't like the new baby" relationship was great.
"So you're the Spiderling...crime fighting spider...spider-boy..?"
"Spider-Man"
"Not in that onesie you're not."
"It's not a onesie!"
>>82558471
This was a missed opportunity to show Steve moving a piano by himself.
Sam "Bird costume!?"
Sharon "I didn't write it."
>>82559257
Would it not be more like Steve to ask Tony for help to move his Piano even though he knows he can do it by himself?
>>82559202
That entire thing with these three, gigantic buff men trying to fit into this tiny volkswagon was pretty good.
>>82558700
"God, everyone's got a gimmick now!"
>>82558800
>OHOHOHO
I loved that reaction. Perfectly sums up what it would be like to suddenly be able to play with other heroes like they were toys.
>>82559377
And the smirks on Sam and Buck's face after Steve got smoochy.
I loved the approving nods that Cap got from Bucky and Sam after kissing Sharon in front of them.
>So you like cats.
Says bird costume.
>>82559152
>Company wars edit of a scene from BvS
>Unironic
>>82559588
Yes.
It's not ironic.
It's making that case wholeheartedly.
You stupid fucking cunt.
>>82559609
CAD might be, doesn't mean the poster has to.
Or are you implying that this joker >>82558585 was 100% serious too?
How long have you been on the internet?
>>82559377
Holy shit Chris Evans was bigger than the fucking car when he got out.
>>82559580
DEEPEST
The back and forth between Ant-Man and Tony when he shrinks down and is in the Iron Man suit is awesome.
>>82559580
Birds and cats. Natural enemies.
Truly the deepest of lores.
>>82558707
>liking something is shilling
>>82559700
Scott "You're gonna need to take this thing to the shop!"
Tony "Who keeps talking!?"
Scott "It's me, your conscience. We haven't spoken in a while."
>>82559712
Now as you mentioned it... Its amazing :O
>tfw you live in the middle of fucking nowhere and cant go see the movie
Maybe it wont take months to be on the internet this time.
>>82558380
>lol this is a serious fight!
>quips
>quips
>and more quips
Jesus Chrsit
I had lot of fun. Plus that fucking fight choreography fuck.
>>82559844
>this is a serious fight
no it wasn't, it was a regular fight where everyone was holding back
>>82559844
It was literally friends fighting each other, three guys who had almost no stake in any of it, and half of them not fighting seriously to begin with.
>>82559919
>friends fighting is not a serious thing
Is this the millenial definition of friendship?
I guess "friends" now just means a list on facebook or something
>>82558700
this is the best Hawkeye we've gotten. I want so much more of him.
>making fun of FUTURIST Tony
>>82559978
Why are you retarded?
>>82559996
Do you get a share of the money or you find happiness in a movie success to compensate your larck of personal achievements?
>>82560019
>lol friends literally beating each other is not serious xD
the only retard here is you
>>82560063
>NUH NUH NO UR DUMB
Stick to QUIPS, kid.
>>82559827
Why do you care so much?
If you liked BvS, why do you care so much that others didn't?
And why do you care so much about a movie of another comic book company's cinematic universe?
>>82560063
Not him but I imagine he finds happiness in watching an entertaining movie.
>>82560126
Yes, stupid people find happiness in stupid things. This isn't new.
>>82560131
It's called a typo kiddo, accident happens. Just like your birth.
Wait, so, Steve knewa Hydra agent had assassinated Tony's parents, but not that it was Bucky,right? Also,
>I don't care. He killed my mom.
>>82560178
>accident happens. Just like your birth.
Yeah fuck that guy. Maybe you should ask batman to kill him for you.
>>82560178
>It's called a typo kiddo, accident happens. Just like your birth.
Damn son, you're gonna cut someone with that edge.
>>82559827
Just lay back and enjoy the comickino.
>>82559894
>>82559919
>It was just bros goofing off, nobody was taking it seriously.
Captain America: Civil "War"
>>82560178
It's going to be okay, anon.
>>82559827
>dingdingding
>jar of piss
>Martha Ex Machina
>muh dad abused me, so god doesn't exist, I will fuck up the world to prove it
>emails and youtube videos to expand the superhero universe
>Alien dude who keeps saving the world must be evil becaus he's alien, says the paranoid guy in a bat costume
>Caped vigilante who keeps beating up badguy to save rape-victims must be evi because he hurst them, says the necksnapper who blasted a nigger through 5 concrete walls
>A giant CGI characterless monster to solve all the conflicts we created because we don't actually know a smart way to do it.
>philosophical themes
Was BvS babies first "serious" comicbook movie?
>>82559919
They were fighting seriously they just weren't trying to kill, which is honestly a lot harder.
>>82560221
Not that guy but why did dude in the pic think a candle lighter would be intimidating?
>>82560197
He knew it was bucky in TWS
Pay attention to the movies anon, its not that difficult
>>82560120
Yeah, I really liked both movies and that guy's a dumb faggot.
Civil War had a ton of great dialog that was genuinely appropriately timed and really smart and funny, it was night and day from the quip-filled garbage that was Ultron.Batfleck > RDJ though
>>82559827
Ah, go crawl back into the hole you came out of. DC can produce entertaining stuff, Marvel can produce entertaining stuff and you don't have to be a pissy little shit just because one of them (mostly) failed to do it this time around.
>>82560277
Clearly you're not enough of a badass psycho motherfucker to understand how hardcore this guy is.
>>82560241
It was Civil War. On a quite literal sense.
>>82559919
>>82559978
>I have never read a comic book in my entire life
>>82560279
He actually didn't. Zola said "accidents happen" relating to people that could interfere with HYDRA's plans, and flashes a picture of Howard, which allows Cap to infer HYDRA had him killed.
But it doesn't mean it was Bucky.
>>82560277
Because the fake spider tattoo didn't go far enough.
>>82558488
>The living is not done with you
Fucking awesome
>>82558380
>"Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose!?"
What is Naruto
What is Bleach
>>82560455
Fight it, anon. Fight it. Don't succumb to Snyder's dark power.
Yeah, Black Panther had the best lines. That's why I was hyped for him to be in this movie. Marvel needed at least one wholly serious superhero who doesn't have cutesy lines
>>82559083
Ben. What with may being May Parker and her maiden name Reiley
>>82560532
I hope he gets a 3 and a half hour theatrical cut for Justice League.
>>82559844
>"serious" fight
They literally only fought because they were at a cross roads. Team cap wanted to get to the super soldiers and were trying to do that, team iron man wanted to just bring in team cap alive and submit them to the law and due process.
The only person who was actually trying to harm and kill was black panther. That's why there were quips (mostly from characters who are supposed to fucking quip anyway like Spidey, Hawkeye and ANTS) but when Tony loses his shit and tries to kill the shit out of bucky while trying to get cap out of his way in a fit of seething rage at the end of the movie while Zemo tries to kill himself there's no quips.
When shit got serious, the quipping stopped.
>>82560095
https://youtu.be/_ynV9cZ0DSA?t=24s
You are literally retarded.
>>82560577
>Be a fag for Priest BP for years.
>Based ass T'Challa
>Everett K. Ross
>Hint of Dora Milaje
I really usually hate quips, but this movie was well balanced enough that I was able to enjoy them when they did come up. It made me start to come around on Scott Lang Ant-Man. Sam and Bucky's dynamic got me too
>>82560706
"As entertaining as [watching Black Widow and a Dora Milaje catfight] would be . . . "
Oh man, just imagining that . . .
>>82559733
I thought he said something about how his conscience was broken, and he was going to have to take it into the shop
Can someone explain to me why hawkeye was punching and kicking black panther who has on vibrarium suit?
>>82560769
T'Challa knows whats up.
THAT DON'T WORK ON ME NO MORE!
>>82560221
I still can't tell if the dark stripe under his right eye is just the shadow of the lighter or his idea of a "badass" tattoo.
>>82560726
I think it was a little easier to buy because these were all people that knew each other and were ostensibly friends?
Like, as pissed off as they were at each other, I think that undercurrent of "We're at odds, but I know we're both doing what we think we've gotta do." makes the levity feel somewhat more earned.
>>82560792
Its vibranium, I aint gotta explain shit.
>>82560792
Because the plot required so, just turn your brains off dude. This is Marvel's comedy
>Does anyone have any orange slices?
Only joke that didn't work for me desu
>>82560824
Its the latter.
>>82560706
Yeah, they took the best parts of Priest's run, which even as a fan of it I admit is very little, and channeled it all into Black Panthers story in this movie. They got everything I wanted to see out of the character in this movie, first and foremost defining his identity as a Warrior King which is the most important, showing how he always has a diplomatic entourage around him while he's on official business outside of Wakanda, and then just little things like his austere posture and cool clothing.
>>82560343
>The Starks were assassinated by HYDRA
>The Winter Soldier is HYDRA's assassin
>it doesn't mean it was Bucky
It's literally a 2+2=4 situation.
>>82560864
What'd he mean by that. Was he low on Vitamin C or something?
>>82560901
Yeah, becoming Giant-Man has it's side effects
>>82558539
The delivery of the second line is what made it. There was some serious emotion behind that line.
>>82560901
Apparently eating orange slices is a good way both to re-hydrate after exercise, and to cure a hangover, which Scott clearly has.
>>82560853
At least have hawkeye shoot an arrow that wraps up his legs and slows him down.
>>82560930
>>82560993
Ah.
A better joke would've been if he reaches for something in his suit, Rhodey or Stark is anxious and fuck and points their blasters at him and he just pulls out an orange and nibbles on it.
>>82560893
HYDRA has numerous assassins at his disposal. It might be something Cap suspected, but he never knew for sure.
>>82561060
>HYDRA has numerous assassins
How do you know? Seriously, I've never seen Agent Carter or Agents of SHIELD, is that stated in either of those or something? Because Zola seemed to be saying that HYDRA relied on manipulating events politically more than violence after World War II ended. They'd really only need one trained killer, especially if he's superhuman.
>>82561029
Gotta admit that that would've been pretty good.
Ant-Man in the movie overall was pretty fucking great though. Hyped as shit for him in the next solo of his.
>>82559377
>That's your idea of a getaway car?
>It's low profile.
>>82559827
I wish people on /co/ actually read comics and just could enjoy the good things that come from them without needing to console war.
>>82561060
Cap literally said he knew Hydra was responsible butwasn't sure if Bucky did the deed
Also, hate to bring back the BvS/CW circlejerk argument, but I got so many more ACTUAL THEMES from this film.
>tony/zemo both were driven to some shitty things by concepts of revenge, t'challa rose above his
>peggy dealing with 1900's era bullshit inspiring steve further to rebel against the accords
>friend against friend battle is a conflict ABOUT saving a friend
They may be surface-level as fuck and I won't deny it, but I got way more out of this than the circle of hypocrisy that was BvS' plotline.
>>82558680
His naivety and inexperience of being "law enforcement" was great. This spidey really is the best spidey.
>>82561320
It went something like:
TONY: Did you know? [that his parents were assassinated and didn't die in a car wreck]
STEVE: I didn't know it was him.
TONY: But did you KNOW?
STEVE: ...yes.
So Tony's enraged at Bucky for killing them and at Cap for not telling him they were murdered. I think.
Also, top notch acting from both of them in that scene. Tony, heartbroken and also furious, and Steve, knowing he just irrevocably fucked up a friendship.
[after Iron Man is attacked by Scarlet Witch] Multiple contusions detected.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I detected that too...
>>82560814
>This is for dropping a BUILDING on my face.
I like how this movie had actual jokes inbetween quips. Instead of just being all quips, some of them had actual, you know, set ups and punch lines.
>Let them come.
Fucking pumped for Black Panther.
>>82561320
>Cap literally said he knew Hydra was responsible butwasn't sure if Bucky did the deed
It was pretty clear to me from the way he said it that even it what Steve said is technically true, it was because he didn't want to know. Steve was protecting himself from the truth about all of the things that Bucky has done because he only wants to see him as his friend and a victim of Hydra, not an assassin who has left a trail of bodies for the last 70 years.
>>82560792
What else was he going to do?
>>82561198
Remember when Widow tells Bucky "At least you could have recognized me?"
>>82561452
yeah holy shit that whole sequence was a pretty emotional moment
>>82558674
Based Zemo. Can't wait for him to go full Baron and fuck shit up for everyone.
>>82558596
I smiled from ear to ear when he said that.
>>82558596
That was the biggest "fuck you" to Spider-Man and everyone else.
They just introduced Spidey, and he used to carry Marvel movies, and then Ant-Man immediately fucks him up.
>...Y-you don't deserve that shield...my father made that shield...
>>82561830
In no world did Ant Man fuck up Spidey. Spidey's senses probably went off but he couldn't figure out why. Once he adjusted to the new player he went toe to toe with everyone.
>>82561798
I was really waiting for him to get some kind of mask glued on, I'm kinda shockedit didn't happen
>>82558556
Who said this again?
>>82558748
I smiled when Sharon quoting Peggy started sounding familiar. I'm really glad they included it. I liked that things that Tony was hearing and things Steve was hearing worked to almost reason even more with themselves that what they were doing was right.
>>82561915
Falcon, and Black Widow responded
>>82561915
Falcon and Widow
>>82561830
Jesus Christ, I hate Peterfags so much.
Kindly shut the fuck up.
>>82561878
I can't wait for him to be fully adjusted to his senses and be fucking based
This movie made Tony a more compelling than any of that 'I wake up screaming in my sleep!" In Iron Man 3. His conflict and pain was believable in a way that really surprised me.
In the trailer, they made him seem like the arrogant prick he usually is, but man... It's wild to see the best interpretation of Stark in a Captain America movie..
>>82561830
It wouldn't be a Marvel Spider-Man if he wasn't getting shit on at every possible opportunity.
>>82559827
>>82559844
Man, it must really burn you up that the conversations and disputes in Civil War were more thought provoking and organic than any of the hamfisted shit in BvS
I'm honestly surprised at how good the Russos were at predicting my thoughts. Like Steve starts making out with Sharon and i think "Okay now cut to the car, cut to the nice they did it!" or the Dora Milaje steps to Natasha and I think "Oh wow are we gonna get a cat fight?" and T'Challa says it'd be great to watch.
>>82561879
What I'm shocked about is that they didn't have him wearing a balaclava or something in the scene when he is outside the winter soldier bunker in Russia.
But then again I thought that Kilgrave was going to turn purple after overdosing on the virus that gave him his powers so what do I know?
>The first time Cap and Bucky are back together on the same side.
>They're laying waste to Germans again.
I grinned like an idiot at that.
>>82561868
Poor Tony
>>82558700
>That chewing out Tony in the Raft.
He actually kind of felt like a defiant child at this part. I liked him up until then. Stark was entirely right in telling Clint he should have thought of his family before he went off to play bows and arrows with Cap.
>>82561940
>>82561958
Thank you, gentlemen.
>>82559827
>>82558616
>>82558738
Company War faggots please leave
>>82562293
>He actually kind of felt like a defiant child at this part
Classic Hawkeye.
So how is Thanos going to rip the gem out of Vision's head?
Not really a quote but I like that Vision came off as more human and natural sounding than in AoU which makes sense since he's been on the Avengers for a year beforehand.
>>82562341
By ripping it off.
We need more Vision being a nerdy dude.
The majority has been him being a bit of an imposing dick.
'where are you going to meet us? '
I'm not
>>82562341
I'd say Reality Gem. Vision tries to either fade or go dense and he just straight up turns his head into pudding or something.
>>82562203
Holy shit
P O E T R Y
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>>82562464
so much pottery
>>82559978
>>82560241
>>82560327
They weren't fighting seriously, in the sense that they weren't trying to kill each other. They weren't fighting like they were trying to stop a super villain from leveling the city.
The only people who were 100% in it were Cap, Tony, Bucky, and Black Panther. And the only one who was ready to fucking murder someone was Black Panther. But he had no long-standing allegiance to the team yet. In fact, he was only on Tony's side because Bucky was on the other side.
Spider-Man and Ant Man had zero stake in what was going on, and Hawkeye really only had any because he has been strung along in these movies since the beginning.
Every single other character fell in some gray area in the middle.
Black Widow and Hawkeye were pulling their punches. BW stops Black Panther from getting to Cap and Bucky. SW initially seems like she barely wants to be there.
Sure, they're all fighting, and they're "serious" about the fight, but the stakes in the end aren't a bad guy destroying something with the McGuffin. These are people who work together, and are friends, and they're torn between what's going on.
>>82558754
>Come on, man.
Scott pls
>>82559083
As everyone has already said, its Ben.
Ben Reilly got his name from Uncle Ben, and Aunt May, her maiden name is Reilly.
>>82559827
ahhhhhahahahahahahaha
>>82562203
Why didn't I notice this?
>>82560178
>this much insecure tween angst
BvS fans, everyone!
>>82558456
How big a piano are you moving that you'd need 100 men? I mean really, if it's a standard size piano all 100 men would do is get in each other's way.
>>82559171
>Aunt May x Peter is technically only legal incest, not biological
OHOHOHOHO
>>82562293
>Stark was entirely right
>Implying he didn't think about his children
Tonyfags...
>>82558380
"She's not a US citizen "
>Make an effort to show in detail how the Avengers saved the people of Sakovia.
>Russo's undo that through their movie.
I wonder if Joss is pissed.
>>82559996
Not siding with him but come on, let's be a little realistic here. /co/ was totally asspained about Iron Man 3 and that was also a commercial success.
It just goes to show that things like box office successes or failures don't really weigh in on what the general /co/nsensus does or does not like.
>>82563055
They saved as many as they could, they aren't omniscient or omnipotent.
>>82563055
That's a real reach, anon.
Or should I say, DC Shill?
>>82563055
Good.
WOW!! I loved it! I didn't think it was going to be this good. It must have been the team fights that made it so amazing. I didn't like Winter Solider (don't really know why? Maybe because there was no threat in it? You knew Steve was going to save 5.6 million people from Hydra at the end and live. So I was very board I guess.) But this was just so great.
The ONE line that made everyone cringe and nobody laugh was (and it had such a good build up to be so funny and it just feel flate on its face), was when Ant Man gets back to normal size, breaths, grits his teeth, breaths again, opens his mouth, pants one more time (oh man this quip is going to be so good!)....Orange slices.
...You could FEEL the head tilt everyone did in the theater. Like "huh?
Anyone else get a massive lady boner when Vision touched Wanda's arm from leaving the house? Don't know why I found that to be a thousand times more sexual than if they french kissed. Good job, movie.
>>82562341
Sentry.
Ares.
You know the scene.
Alternatively, Vis does a forehead beam on Thanos. He blocks it with his hand while walking forward. Finally encloses Vis' head in his huge hand. Dramatic moment as Vis' realizes he's outmatched. Thanos crumples Vision's head in his fist. Everyone is stunned. Debris falls off, leaving the gem in the middle of his upturned palm.
>>82558380
WOW!
Is all i can say about this fucking movie!
Its just as good as winter soilder and slightly better at the same time.
The plot totally thru me off when we learn that zemotrue motive was to break up the avengersand not review a dead army of winter solders.
The final battle had my heart pounding with how intense and brutal it was.
These were friends and allies borderline trying to kill each other and cap and tony weren't throwing any punches like they were in the first fight.
The Fighting and choreography was also fantastic.
My favorite was definitely bucky and cap kickin ass in bucky's apartment while using each almost instinctively to defend and attack at the same damn time.other.
And the did it again when they fought tony and it looked so damnnnnnnnnnnnn goood!
Lets not forget spider-man who also stole the show without them having him in the movie to much so he doesn't take all the spotlight.
Was also a nice touch how tony give him his proper spider suit that we all are so familiar with.
BEST MARVEL MOVIES SO FAR:
Winter Soilder
Civil War
Iron Man 1
Thor 1
Guardians Of the Galaxy
Ant Man
Fav quotes:
Ant man and starks banter in the prison.
Ant man:
PYM WAS RIGHT, YOU NEVER CAN TRUST A STARK
Stark:
I'm sorry who are you
Ant man:
.......
Bucky and falcon car scene
Bucky:
Can you move your seat up
Falcon:
NO!
Bucky and Cap also had really great chemistry on screen and the way the fought and talked to each other shows it.
>>82558783
that scene made me hate Cap
>obviously small kid, even though he's superpowered still struggling under the weight
>"where you from kid haha"
>spidey almost drops it on himself
>cap just laughs and runs
>>82562203
FUCKIN A YOUR RIGHT
>>82563055
That was one of things that bugged me. It was a fight wasn't caused by them (except in the abstract sense that it was Ton'y fault for creating him), that they did everything to stop.
How many 9/11 firefighters get shit on for the people they couldn't help?
>>82563055
I don't think they undid that, they just said they didn't save everybody. Even what Wanda did with Crossbones was an attempt to save people. She just couldn't contain the pressure any more when he was near the building. 11 people died vs the 30 plus that could have bought it on the ground.
>>82563272
Not really the abstract sense at all.
Ultron was a project that the Avengers started. Stark had no oversight and just decided to dick around with an infinity stone (even if they didn't know it at the time, they didn't understand the thing).
Ultron was 100% Stark's fault. He tried to fix it though, which should have been more emphasized.
>>82563245
It was inevitable that the main set piece was going to devolve into fan service banter. Everything from the initial framing of the two sides facing off and running toward each other that was shown off in a million commercials, even to Spidey making an appearance, arguably, signaled that.
>>82563183
>Anyone else get a massive lady boner when Vision touched Wanda's arm from leaving the house? Don't know why I found that to be a thousand times more sexual than if they french kissed. Good job, movie.
Cause Vison's back is so perfectly sculpted it's like he's not wearing anything.
>>82562203
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>82563367
>Cause Vison's back is so perfectly sculpted it's like he's not wearing anything.
NOTHING AT ALL
>>82563320
>100%
You mean 50%
>>82558488
>hey, I'm Clint
>i don't care
Requesting the comic panel where Captain says "No you move" since it was pulled almost directly from that into the movie
>>82563544
This. But replace cap's face with Sharons.
>>82561198
It makes no sense for Bucky to be the only HYDRA assassin. They had to freeze him between missions because the conditioning would weaken if it wasn't refreshed every so often. They only brought him out for the most important missions. He's physically still pretty young, so he probably spent most of his time on ice. They wouldn't be very effective if they didn't have teams of trained soldierslike Rumlow and his teamand were just counting on one guy to do all the work.
>>82562518
>SW initially seems like she barely wants to be there.
If Tony had just asked Vision to keep an eye on her instead of putting her on house arrest, this whole thing could have been avoided.
>>82563245
Spidey was right at the end of that boarding dock. If he just steps a little to the right he'll be out of harm's way
>"You're done kid"
>"Nah, wait, ugh, no I'm ok. I'm ok!" *Spidy tried to get up and follow Iron Man but falls back down."
>You're DONE.
>..Oh. Oh ok. Yeah, I'm done.
Honestly anything that had Spidy or Black Panther just standing on screen were the best parts. I just loved this young Peter, so likeable.
Also loved, "Guys, please, I have only one job to do right now and I really want to impress Mr. Stark." Like he was acting like he was at an office job and didn't just take out the Winter Solider and Falcon.
The Ant Man fight blew my fucking 12 year old mind. I gotta go watch his flick night. I skipped over it for some reason.
>>82563907
Well no, that would have blown up in Tony' face too. If they played house together and then Client shows up to take her, and she goes with him willingly, she would be like WTF when Vision suddenly doesn't' allow her. Then of course Vision has to tell her that she can't actually leave, causing her to distrust Tony rather than just be annoyed with him.
>>82561060
I think in Winter Soldier, Zola said they used the Winter Soldier to alter history in their favor and then showed the Stark crash. I saw it the other day to get ready for Civil War.
>>82563055
i haven't watched civil war yet but one of the things i LOVED about aou was its 'imperfect' ending.
they BLEW UP a city. the debris from such an event would be like 9/11 times 100.
that much debris has the capability of causing a localized nuclear winter, not to mention disrupting aircraft and potentially causing cancer with all the toxic particulate matter.
if marvel gets the f4 back, this could be THE event that brings dr doom out of the shadows.
the avengers saved the people of sokovia but not without totally fucking up eastern europe, the middle east and maybe even china.
do we know what caused the reported deaths?
>>82564236
>9/11 times 100.
>>82563055
That's the ultimate reason why Cap is right. There's no way you could find fault with what the Avengers did they operated in situations where millions of lives were at risk and kept casualties in the hundreds. There's no way you could find fault in that. The UN just wanted an excuse to get the Avengers under their control. With how blatantly corrupt MCU governments have shown themselves to be agreeing to the accords is ridiculous.
>>82564322
i mean in terms of the debris, not the deaths, obviously.
>>82561915
Steve said it to wolverine
>>82564404
Was really reacting more to the statement you used to be honest.
>>82564342
Really it was the fault of Tony that everything went to shit and AoU happened. None of it is on the Avengers other than him and he is a regular guy who just builds shit.
It has nothing to do with Enhanced humans other than the fact they just wanted the Avengers under their thumb and this was the pretense for it.
If they wanted liability then fucking rein Tony in and ignore everyone else except Wanda. Everyone else has been entirely reactive and helpful and can be held accountable for NONE of the damage caused.
>>82564106
I meant have Vision tag along with her to act as a babysitter, and actually TELL her about it. Cap seemed like he was ready to sign until he realized Wanda wasn't there and Tony explained what happened.
>>82559033
I'm a Hawkeye fan (4th favorite supehero) & I liked him in Age of Ultron. He had some good one liners. The family stuff wasn't comic accurate & sort of ruins Fraction's Hawkeye from happening but it worked in the context of the movie.
>>82558585
>user was banned for this post
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>>82558585
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>>82558585
>>82558585
The gods have spoken hail mod gods
>>82563245
Oh come on he'd just got done kicking Falcon and Bucky's ass at the same time.
Kid's fine.
>tony getting his ass royally beaten by cap in the finale
>left sniveling and crying about cap not deserving the shield
>C A T H A R S I S
>>82564928
>Tony was beaten by Cap AND Bucky, with a broken suit
>Tony was right about the shield
>Skewing facts
>>82559827
Civil War handled the "consequences of our actions" subject in an adult manner, Batman v Superman handled it in an "edgy teen" manner.
I like how Tony's and Peter's conversation in his room made me feel like Tony was looking a for someone just like Steve to be on his side again.
Small kid from New York who just wants to help the little guy. Also how he said he just needs to help whenever possible or else it's on him
