Are you interested in Disney Animations upcoming film Dwayne Johnson's Moana starring Dwayne Johnson co-starring Moana?
>>82539752
>Brown princess
>Dwayne "Dwayne The Rock Johnson" Johnson
Yes.
>>82539752
I can't believe Disney's finally making a Bionicle movie
>>82539752
I'll watch whatever The Rock shows up in so he's that much more guaranteed to play Black Adam, Lex or whoever. If he ends up playing multiple characters simultaneously all the better.
>>82540444
I'd laugh my ass off if Shazam became a Coming to America/The Nutty Professor/Eddie Murphytype movie where Dwayne plays multiple roles in different prosthetics.
No, i fucking hate pacific islanders
>>82540677
bait
>>82540932
nah, they are the fucking worst
>>82539752
has any movie with The Rock and Disney even been good?
there's your answer.
>>82541645
I don't know, I thought the Game Plan was pretty good for a family comedy.
>>82539752
I'd rather watch this.
>>82539752
I'm at a loss for why anyone wouldn't be hyped about this movie.
>>82539752
I do not give a shit about this movie, but then again I didn't give a shit about Zootopia and now it's one of my favorite Disney movies of all time.
>>82541765
if it meant more Zootopia I'd be down
>>82542305
>>82542305
I hear a lot of fucks say it's sjw fodder because she's female and brown
>>82542305
>Disney princess flic
meh, whatever
I guess porn will be cool.
It could be good, but I don't expect much.
>>82543284
More like fodder for beatin' my dick.
>>82542305
Well gee.. lets see... ah, no fucking trailers! But it'll probably be a visually stunning movie. My prediction: a mid-rate movie, it won't do poorly but won't be a stellar block buster. That said, i'll "try anything" at least once and check it out.
>lesbian incest
>furries
>giant lolis
>dirty ugly Pacific Islanders
Wow, Disney is stepping down their fetish game with this one. I hope it flops.
>>82543370
That's just you. If your fetish is chairs then a normal furniture store is fetish fuel.Except for Judy's ass. That was intentional.
>>82543284
>sjw
lol, like Pocahontas?
Disney girl flicks are actually very conservative and reactionary.
They just give modern bitches the illusion of choice, but in the end they all want to get married to the hunk, and become a princess.
Can't wait for Frozen 2 to finally set Elsa up with a man.
>>82542305
>People completely missing the joke
For shame
>>82543370
furries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other crap
Disney needs to go back to their roots.
>>82543498
I got it. I just don't care. Loss is boring.
>>82543498
fuck off /v/
>>82540490
I honestly hope it happens. At least have him play Captain Marvel, and Black Adam.
>>82542305
She's not remotely thicc enough.
this will be frog princess all over again, burgers will go, but will sink in the world market.
>>82543498
It would've been better if it was never mentioned.
>>82543507
other crap >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> furries
you are an furfag
Well i live in NZ, and it's the first time Disney is making a movie about Maori culture, so sure.
>>82539752
>Moana
How did that name get greenlit?
>>82540383
I just want you to know I appreciated that joke.
>>82544708
Same way they greenlit the giant girl's name being "Inma".
>>82542305
>tfw you see it
>>82545292
>Inma
Like Inma puss- oh dear...
