Time for the /co/ presidential election. Who would you vote for?
>>82483935
Luthor.
He's a job creator
Americans know what they really need in these trying times. A no-nonsense candidate with both webbed feet planted firmly in reality. It is true that we can make America great again, but we don't need that preening peacock in office to do it. We need a man who's not really a man at all, but instead a foul-tempered fowl who's finally had enough. We need HOWARD THE DUCK!!
>>82483988
He's also taken a firm stance against illegal aliens
>>82483935
Luthor will make America white again
>>82483988
I highly doubt he'd be for the ethical treatment of meta humans though, quite the opposite. Howard on the other hand? His literal only friends are meta humans. What about protection for those who protect us?
My votes locked in.
Taco Tuesdays, yay!
>>82483935
We need a candidate who would just say duck it.
The last time we elected Luthor he let this shit happen.
But I don't trust that duck either.
>>82484114
Anon Gotham is like that any given tuesday
>>82484114
>Being this speciest?
What? Just because he's a duck from an alternate reality he can't lead this country? Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>82483935
Probably Lex.
>>82483935
>>82484168
Loki isn't from the US.
He has as much a claim as Ted cruz at the white house
>>82484168
>Trusting Asgardians.
>>82484020
>this.
>>82484045
Meta humans can take the abuse. They're literally built for it
>>82483935
Mera.
Howard the Duck strikes me as a libertarian.
He places a very high value on personal liberty and is very skeptical of authority, or any kind of collective endeavor.
>>82483935
I love Luthor's stance on illegal aliens
"We need to stop these illegal aliens from coming over and having their rocket babies"
"I'm gonna put a wall around earth and have the Kryptonians pay for it"
>>82484346
>Kryptonians pay for it
>Trying to make dead people pay for something
10/10, works just as well as Trumps plan
>>82484396
There's a whole city of Krytonions alive though
>>82484425
Yeah, in a fucking bottle.
What's the exchange rate between microscopic Kryptonian currency to USD?
>>82484425
>Believing everything you read in the Daily Planet
Lois Lane's a hack, she makes up shit about Superman every other day to get the headline. Do you honestly think that if there was some Kryptonian city in a bottle they wouldn't have broken out and taken over already?
>>82484346
Comparing Luthor to Trump is an insult to Luthor, frankly. Lex has a silver tongue, a razor-sharp wit and he doesn't even try to hide the fact that he's bald.
>>82484510
Auctualy turns out trumps hair is real
>>82484542
Sure thing, Donald.
>>82484304
Not ever meta is super powerful.
>>82483935
He's just so convincing. I don't understand how you could vote for anyone else.
>>82484506
>Found the Bugle drone.
>>82484573
>defending muties
>>82484542
It's a real combover.
>>82484634
>Not defending them.
You know some of them have the power to erase you from existence with their thought, right? Best not get them angry and just give them what they want.
>>82484483
So there's already a wall of sorts there.
We just have to deport the remaining ones there
>>82484721
Launch that shit into space.
>WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AROUND UTOPIA AND SAN FRANCISCO WILL PAY FOR IT
>>82484622
What's next, you're gonna tell me that Spider-Man isn't a menace?
I'm going to have to go with Ertigan.
>>82484796
>Wasting a vote.
>>82484793
Name one crime he's ever been found guilty of.
This fine young man has my vote
>>82484912
He stole that guy's pizza.
>>82484934
I love that guy! Greatest person around! This is what we need, not some dumb evil genius, or an alternate reality duck, or some stupid Asgardian. Just a normal human.
>>82484934
>honored military veteran
>foreign policy experience
>that dignified posture
He's got my vote too
>>82484997
10/10
>>82484997
The greatest crime of all. And when it was Pizza Time too.........
>>82484020
Show me your birth certificate, duck.
>>82485087
There's nothing in the constitution that says the America has to be /this/ America. Alternate realities are still on the table.
![[liberty sounds in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i8gYGjP.jpg "[liberty sounds in the distance].jpg")
>>82483935
>not using the original version
you have to go back.
>>82484934
>>82485016
>>82485029
What are you talking about?!? That man is clearly a chicken! And I bet Spider-Man is one too!
>>82485226
You've gone too far this time, Jameson. Raving on and on about a vigilante in a mask is one thing, but calling a Medal of Honor winner a chicken?
You're supposed to be running a newspaper, not a tabloid.
I personally support the pro-'busting platform of Dr. Peter Venkman for addressing the crushing reality of Carpathian Kitten Loss (CKL) that has plagued our country for so long. Everyone deserves a kitten, be it weird and hairless or otherwise. My friend, don't be a jerk. Vote Venkman.
>>82485616
Tabloid shabloid! Look at 'em! Those red eyes! The feet! That weird thing that is under their chin! What is it called anyway? MS. BRANT! GET PARKER'S LAZY BEHIND IN HERE SO HE CAN TELL ME WHAT THOSE RED THINGS ARE! Two words come to mind when I look at 'em. First word being menace, second being chicken.
>>82485155
Making Donald Trump a meme only helps his campaign
>>82486077
Bullshit! Your lazy ass got into the war because some Japanese people blew up your ships.
You're all missing the best option.
>>82486077
This is such an eerily prescient page, possibly only beaten by >>82486877 and 'Political Asylum'
>>82486597
Dammit Jonah listen to yourself! This man rushed past linebackers for four years! He fought charlie in Nam. He went to China and kicked their asses so thoroughly we reopened trade. He shook hands with the president and then had the balls to go speak at a peace rally the same day. He broke open the Watergate scandal. He even fished through a hurricane.
How is this man a chicken?
>>82486877
>>82487107
>>82487125
VOTE NOW
http://www.strawpoll.me/10132241
>>82484020
>>82484045
>>82484342
He was born in a different dimension, so he's not a citizen and can't be elected president.
He could still be a senator, govenor or congressduck, though.
>>82486877
Same problem with Etrigan.
>>82487132
>>82487176
>>82487169
He came from /an/ America. So it still technically counts.
>>82487169
Etrigan's campaign has already answered that problem
>>82487050
>How is this man a chicken?
Chicken is as chicken does.
>>82483935
If Luthor gave up his beef with Superman for good, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.
>>82487151
>No Corporal Forrest Boo
I'm writing in
I'm casting a protest vote for Corndog Girl.
>>82487203
There's an America in the universes where the Third Reich won too. Letting Howard run opens to floodgates to let a representative from that world run.
>>82487050
White, you're as smart as your papers are truthful! He's not a chicken, he's a literal chicken. Like the kind I had this morning!
>>82487107
>Doorstop of terror
>by steven king
>12408 pages
Fucking hell Mcduffie was a riot, it's a shame he focused on mostly serious works
>>82487328
Didn't think you were the type to lay an egg, Jameson.
>>82487328
And I thought you were being absurd before. Look at him. That strong jaw. Those broad shoulders. That thousand-yard stare. How could he be a "chicken". Besides, he's too tall.
>>82487396
DAMNIT CARLOS FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! AND TELL MS. FRIZZLE THAT IF I SEE HER AND HER CLASS AROUND THE BUGLE AGAIN I'M CALLING THE COPS!
>>82483988
His ant-communist stance along with his economic reform plans inserting the Luther - dollar have truly made America great again
Bugs Bunny: Astronaut. War Hero. Cross-dresser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md0Gzmf7c-U
I believe it's time an android held the office.
>>82487425
Oh yeah, sure, too tall. We have a talking duck running for office, a spider human hybrid, an alien who gets magic powers from the sun that lets him shoot lasers out of his eyes, but the chicken is too damn tall.
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>>82487488
Who better than a loyal citizen of Mississippi?
>>82487326
They'd have the right to run, but who's to say anyone would vote for them.
Have you guys seen Howard's VP?
>>82487540
You know what Jameson, maybe you're right. Maybe he is a chicken. But guess what?
>>82487691
SPIDER-MAN! YOU COMMIE CHICKEN! WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT ALL ALONG! I WANT PICTURES! WHERE'S PARKER?!?
>>82484762
Fuck off, cyclops shouldn't your necked ve broken or some shit.
>>82487829
The terrorist got what he deserved.
>Hates violent mutants
>Helps build giant robots to protect humanity
>Literally did nothing wrong
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