What if it sucks?
>>82473798
>americans still haven't seen it
Fucking hell america get it together how the fuck have you not seen it yet oh my god so slows
It won't. The 3rd world countries all say it's great. I'm inclined to believe it must at least pretty good.
>>82473798
It likely won't be as bad as Ant-Man, Iron Man 3, or the Thor movies but every MCU movies tends to be overhyped. At best it will be a solid but forgettable action movie.
>>82473798
Britbong here, it's good
>>82473903
>Ant-Man
>Bad
Is this what falling for bait feels like, /co/?
why north americans have to wait to see a fucking movie?
it happened with zootopia too.
(mexican here, saw it, it was good, pretty disney-like but it has blood and spiderman)
>>82473798
It sucks, but it has all you want.
Quips, terrible and simplistic plot thats the vehicle for more quips, a captain america without any character trait other than muh bucky, an extended SM cameo made by some cgi doll, shitty edition, forgettable villain, quirkiness, choreography downgraded from TWS. 12 characters and no one is ever at risk other than Bucky making it a very low stakes movie.
But you will love it.
>>82474010
Disney does this because North America is the most important market and they maximize hype by making everyone wait.
>>82474095
>Quips, terrible and simplistic plot thats the vehicle for more quips
I was told Spidey was the only one making quips.
>>82473903
>Ant-Man
>bad
>>82474095
I don't understand why /co/ thinks quips are Satan when one of the defining elements of comic books right from the start has always been snappy one-liners.
>>82473798
It probably will, desu senpai
>>82474284
Quips are fine by characters that are well known for it. Whedonquips are the worst though.
>>82473832
>3rd world countries
better sit tight in the cinema, kid. You might cut other spectators with those edges
>>82474095
>your whole comment
>>82473798
Britbong here, saw it last Friday and it's great, gonna go see it again soon
>>82474095
HOLY SHIT. I CANT HANDLE THIS BAIT
Is it not out yet in some countries? I went to see it yesterday in Mexico and the theater wasn't even close to full.
>>82473903
>>82475196
What are you implying? Has the film not been released in Asia and Africa yet?
>>82475393
You can only fit so many Mexicans on one donkey
>>82475514
he (or you) seemed to be encasing every nation who's seen it in the 3rd world country box
it's been released in Europe to, you know?
>>82475616
too*
>>82473903
>>82474095
>quips
The film didn't have a lot of quips. They were limited by time and also by who said them.
>simplistic plot
It was decent.
>forgettable villain
First villain to succeed, brutally murders a man on screen and also nearly commits sudoku, and he ia forgettable?
>cap has no character
:^)
>cgi spidey
Except it was an actual suit.
>>82474095
>It sucks
>>82475616
Marvel is run by jews, and muslims hate jews
>>82473798
It's fucking awesome. Been a while I had that good a movie.How can you be the last people to get your own damn movie?
>>82475721
Disney does this because North America is the most important market and they maximize hype by making everyone wait.
>>82474095
>an extended SM cameo made by some cgi doll
>forgettable villain
confirmed for not watching the movie
>>82474095
>>82475757
I watched the camrip version, so you just got rekt
>>82475793
yeah, you sure got him good
>>82475793
Oh yeah. Even if that were true, grainy camrips absolutely give you the immersion and intensity of a cinema screening.
Did it have Thai subtitles?
How many scenes are completely out of focus or drowned out by some noise?
Brit Bong here.
Just got back from seeing it, the reviews over-hype the airport fight and general quality of the movie, but both are still really good.
The thing that stood out to me was the last fight between Cap and Shell-head. It gets REALLY visceral by the end, to the point that I was nearly fooled when they make you think Steve has just put his shield through Tony's face for a moment.
Black Panther was good, not much on his powers, he's just another martial artist but with the power to grow his nails, otherwise very regal and noble.
Spiderman was fucking great, but it's only a brief teaser with him really. Tony and Pete have a great dynamic.
You can feel the Russo's influence compared to Whedon, people quip but it's not taking up half the script and the action is way better than Ultron.
Pretty great overall, one of the better Marvel movies, just don't get over-hyped by the reviews.
>>82474204
Plus ANTS and Hawkeye.
Everyone else is seriopus bussines and humor around them comes from sitations rather than quipping.
>>82473798
Movie's very good, It's not as great as TWS, but comes really close.
Leagues better than Age of Ultron.
>>82476050
>Spiderman was fucking great, but it's only a brief teaser with him really
I've heard people say he has about 30 minutes of screentime. Was that a lie?
>>82474204
They all quip, just not the same way as with the Whedon flicks.
Spidey is just the only one where it's intentionally annoying, Falcon and Bucky keep trying to shut him up but he's on another level and just keeps shutting them down.
>>82476050
While I agree that the final fight was pretty good, I didn't really enjoy everything preceding that. It felt very very inoffensive and mediocre, in my opinion.
>>82476114
no. 30 mins approx.
it was good but of course you'll be wanting more
>especially after the 2nd post credits scene
>>82473798
If it sucks then Marvel will switch directors again, because they're capable of doing so and aren't locked into one creative team's vision for the entirety of their franchise's lifespan.
>>82476114
Sounds about right.
10 minute intro scene with Tony.
20 minute fight scene at the airport before Tony sends him home.
Also, Tony is on a break with Pepper and starts hitting on Aunt May. It's pretty based.
>>82476114
More like 20 minutes.
>>82476114
Nah 30 mins is about right. And honestly the right amount for the movie. There's little more Parker could have done. This isn't a "let's not take Quicksilver the instnt win with us on our major mission" thing.
>>82476162
>20 minute fight scene at the airport before Tony sends him home.
Speaking of the fight scene
I really wanted to see how Spider-Man would fight against Scarlet Witch, I wanted to see Spidey throw webs but have Scarlet 'catch' them and throw them back.
>>82473798
It doesn't suck. Even the "Rotten" Reviews are all 2.5/5 "mediocre" reviews.
>>82473798
LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, ANON.
IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY.
>>82473903
>Ant-Man
>Bad
>>82476288
>5/10
>mediocre
If I got a 50% on a test I'd be pissed and consider that a failure.
>>82476266
At least he jumped off of some of her cars.
>>82476266
They don't sadly.
Scarlet Witch proves to be pretty op earlier on when she just switches Vision off and sends him through the earth to China.
So in the fight, those two just kind of vanish and are assumingly fighting each other because they'd probably solo each others teams otherwise.
Wanda just shows up occasionally to save people from getting crushed and throw some cars at Rhodey (he gets a bad time of it as usual).
Hawkeye is amazing for what time he's in the movie, he's probably the snarkiest in the film and is pretty much playing the team's father role again.
>>82476452
Cheadle only gets two whole scenes where he actually has to act in the entire movie and he even gets the shaft in the action scenes too. He's either trying to knock Cap out with a stun rod or getting bitched out by ANTS Man.
MCU Rhodey deserves so much better. The only times he's been remotely badass were the bits in Iron Man 3 where he was just going around shooting people without any armor, the minute he gets his suit back he's babysitting the President. The Russo's do give him some time to shine but it's not enough to make up for past shit. Compared to how they've handled Falcon and you just get a glimpse of what Rhodey should be.
>>82474095
ITT: people who haven't seen the movie.
>>82473832
3rd worlder here, it's not.
>>82473829
Even in mexico is already out.
>>82476114
If you count his first appearance and the last, yes 30 min.
If you count only his total amount of time in the screen, you got like 8 minutes of peter talking and like 6 of Spider-man action and not using his fucking Spider-Sense. He got like3 or 4 hits that he could pretty much avoid all of them.
>>82473798
Nah, it's Donald Trump's movie so it's impossible for it to be suck. "Let's make America great again" guys, Hell Yeah.
>>82474095
The only thing you got right is about Cap, he really is a piss poor character in this one. Zemo may not be a good character or Villian but he is decent enough and even considered a good Villian for MCU.
>>82473798
Roar Britannia here.
It's really good. I usually don't see films twice, but I'm probably gonna see this again (granted, this will mostly because my sister wants to see it but doesn't have any friends to go with).
>>82477248
He always gets hit, even in the Comics
Who started this "spidersense=OP" meme?
>>82477041
3rd world guy here. It is good
just saw it. it was damn near perfect as far as comic book movies go.
although I'd like to see cap be less >muh bucky and more morality driven
>>82476595
Poor War Machine, consistently getting the shaft in every movie he appears in.
>>82476595
I'd say he was badass here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx2mhPEr7kA
Third World Fag here (Ecuador, to be specific). It's pretty good. Probably the best MCU movie.
>>82477643
I would have liked a little more of him pointing out that the last time he trusted a governmental organisation it turned out that half of them were Hydra the entire fucking time and were the reason why Bucky did the shit that he did.
It would have at least helped explain quite why he was SO against signing up.
I saw it, it was fine.
>>82477970
But we already know that shit about Cap.
I'm not gonna claim "2deep4u" bullshit but this is a continuing movie univerese, we don't need that level of spoonfeeding when it comes to plot and characters, especially since TWS is still a very recent film.
>>82478134
not that guy, but it would be a more reasonable argument in that moment to moment conversation
Saw it and I can honestly say it doesn't.
I'm not gonna hype it up as "GREATEST STORY EVER DONE!", but it was a very enjoyable film and did something I thought was impossible: break the curse of the 3rd movie.
It's the best parts of The Avengers crossed with the best parts of The Winter Soldier.
And if you don't like either of those, then why the fuck are you going to see Civil War anyway?
>mfw it's been a whole week since I've watched it in the midnight premiere in my country
>>82478134
Nah I see your point about spoonfeeding, but when his character is talking to Tony and explaining why trusting a governmental organisation might be a bad thing, I found the fact he didn't mention Hydra at all kind of odd
>>82476595
>dat line he said at the end.
He is too underrated
>>82478215
>I'm not gonna hype it up as "GREATEST STORY EVER DONE!"
I am, it's the best movie Marvel has ever put out.
>>82478293
Me too i've seen the movie last wednesday
>>82478341
That's not a high bar at all.
>>82478341
The Avengers is still the best MCU movie, and will likely never be bested.
>>82478183
I get the point, and It was nice on the Tony side to acknwoledge him fucking the world with Ultron and his adiction to being Iron Man replacing his promise to Pepper at the end of IM3, but anyone following these movies should eb able to infer on his own all those obvious motivations, instead of waiting for the script to go "water=wet" every now and then.
>>82478294
It was a bit odd, yeah. But nothing to "trigger" me at least.
>>82478360
last Thursday for me. Yanks are losing their shit over it and i'm already done with it.
>>82478481
But Civil War has bested it.
>>82477745
He's even getting killed off in the Civil War comics.
>>82478579
I know you think that's true, but it really isn't.
>>82478579
Civil War is like that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back to The Avengers' New Hope.
>>82478662
But it is true.
>>82478662
It's a better film with a better resolution to its story than Avengers, but I don't think anything they do will top ACTUALLY seeing the god damn Avengers together on the big screen for me.
>>82478662
Have you rewatched Avengers 1 recently?
>>82478714
Not, but it managed to make me happy at least once. Civil War wasn't even good the first time.
>>82473798
Nah it's good, the movie is a perfect fusion of the Avengers and Winter Soldier.
>>82477745
you mean cripple machine, amirite?
>>82477745
Does his dick still work?
>>82478770
>Civil War wasn't even good the first time.
Why not?
>>82478897
It's lame.
>>82478950
Why is it lame?
>>82478994
Sucked.
>>82479023
So you have no real explanation and are just wasting the time of everyone in this current conversation, including yourself.
>>82479085
Sorry dude if I besmirched the honour of your film franchise.
>>82473798
It looks like iron man is squinting in that poster
things I'm not hyped about in the future of MCU
>Black Panther movie might be really Bucky-centric, which feels unnecessary, especially because he really doesn't do much without Cap
>status quo is basically reset at the end of CW, pretty much nothing has changed. they should have at least committed to killing off Rhodey, or at least put him in a coma or something. CW was an awesome ride that didn't really amount to anything in the end. I hope I'm wrong and that they will come up with something.
>Bucky's character is all used up, there is nothing more interesting about him, yet Marvel seems committed to putting him in a fuckton of sequels
things I am hyped about
>Spidey started off well and holds a lot of promise
>T'Challa is cool
>Scarlet Witch a.k.a. best girl is getting established as a significant mainstay
>>82479272
How the fuck is the status quo reset? Half the Avengers are now fugitives. Stark is still visably pissed with Cap, even if he did receive an apology.
The Avengers as they were plain don't exist no more.
Batman v Superman >>>>>>>>>>>> Civil War
>>82474095
Tony isn't forgettable though.
>>82479272
The dude is on ice, why would BP's film be bucky-centric at all?
@82479440
(You)
>>82479440
I still haven't seen AoU, should I watch that before this?
>>82479272
Killing of Rhodes would be just fucking cringe.
>yeah let's kill off the characters that we don't develop to make the movie more 'serious'
>let's kill of the most powerful characters so that the audience knows we pick at random who lives and who dies
reminds me of fox x-men retardation
>>82479512
>>82479523
Yes, FF thru it if you must, but some points are made back to that film.
>>82479574
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/captain_america_civil_war/
>>82479512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYT1smf08M
>>82479538
But anon if nobody dies then how can I take the movie seriously and say it has epic stakes?
>>82479610
You should update that image because the BvS audience score is way lower now
>>82479650
Maybe someone should rape Cap's team in jail.
>>82479610
>>82479677
That actually makes me sad, It's gonna be tone of those movies where everyone say nothing was good the more time passes, sure I didn't liek it but I never expected it to be THAT shitty fro everyone else.
>>82479538
>>yeah let's kill off the characters that we don't develop to make the movie more 'serious'
>>let's kill of the most powerful characters so that the audience knows we pick at random who lives and who dies
Sounds familiar.
>company wars
For what purpose?
>>82479725
Mark my words: in ten years, everyone will be going on about how genius and masterfully crafted Batman v Superman was, while the MCU will be only a distant memory.
>>82479744
I'm still mad
>>82479796
I'm sure is gonna be the complete oposite.
hell, it wouldn't surprise me if the MCU were still going into phase7 or something in ten years, and the DCEU were already rebooted.
>>82479796
Again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYT1smf08M
>>82479856
>phase 7
No one is stupid enough to think that's a good idea.
>>82479440
new york fag here, got to see it yesterday in an early screening. gonna go see it again on saturday with people who aren't annoying, fucking contest winners.
loved it, btw
Guaranteed this movie will be like Spider-Man 3 and TDKR: People love it at first but a year or so later will go on to despise it and call it the worst movie of the trilogy and among the most embarrassing superhero movies ever.
>>82480023
I saw it on opening day, and the crowd was great.
Best atmosphere I've seen for a movie so far
>>82480047
Why?
It didn't do anything Spiderman 3 or TDKR did.
>>82480084
That's always what happens with threequels. Praised at first, hated soon after. There has never been a good third superhero movie and there never will be. 100 years from now, they will all still be shit.
This movie had it's share of quips but they never felt like they came at the expense of the tension, unlike AoU.
it already opened everywhere but the US, i saw it already and it's the best superhero movie yet, even with robert cringey jr in it.
>>82479650
I don't care if someone dies but Rhodes is a retarded choice
Captain America would be the GOAT choice in a GOAT marvel film, he's already proven himself to be the best Avenger so his death would actually be meaningful
Killing off powerful characters when people like black widow are running around getting 5000 kills just makes it seem like people die because of favouritism of the writers not actual stakes or danger caused by the villain
It's fucking greatAnt-man steals the show in a single scene though, seriously. It makes parker swear
Being the first MCU movie I saw in the cinema, I was surprised at the lack of big crowd reactions, could be something to do with it being UK and not US though.
Surprisingly the biggest pop was a laugh whenBucky and Sam (I think) reacted to Steve kissing Sharon
>>82480047
I still like Spider-man 3 to this day... (I think I'm the only person that had reasonable expectations for it)
TDKR people hated from the beginning and people hated Spider-man 3 also from the beginning, literally as I was leaving the cinema
Just came back from seeing it, based fucking Russos did it again.
>>82480237
Killing him off wouldn't be great, because he has to come back for Infinity War. Then we'd get people bitching about death having no meaning.
Also the movie ends up with the Avengers all fucked up and the bad guy winning anyway, that's a low enough point to come back from.
>>82479889
How many james bond movies are there?
How many SW fils will Diney make after the original 6?
How long has stuff like Dr Who being on air?
never underestimate a geek cash cow.
>>82479750
liking things means you're a filthy filthy shill, therefore the only acceptable way to express preference for any given series is to wail and rage at other series thereby making your choses series look better by comparison.
>>82479610
>Marvel's Agents of Shill
>>82476452
I know he had her red magic shit all over him but I took that scene as her fucking up his density control and making him ridiculously heavy, not throwing him through the earth with telekinesis alone.
But i dunno.
>>82480319
I said in a GOAT marvel film, we haven't had it yet......
They can kill him off in the last Avengers film of Phase 3 is what I meant
Also you complain about stakes then complain about characters having to come back, why just not have him come back?
Captain America is my favourite character of all time and I'm so happy I got 5 films out of him which I love them all, I wouldn't even be upset if I couldn't see him in any more films as long as he went out with a good performance in a good movie
>>82480330
Those James Bond movies don't all take place in the same continuity. I fully believe there will be more spider-man/iron man/captain america movies etc. But I doubt the current universe will still exist in 10 years.
>>82479590
damn. thanks anon
>>82480429
The're a reason they casted a kid that young as SM, I can see Iron Man and the Cap being retired for a while or passed on as legacies, but you can bet your ass Disney and Feige intend to keep this up for years if it's still as profitable as it is today.
>>82480429
>I doubt the current universe will still exist in 10 years
>this guy
>doubting the Feigeverse
I've just seen it...
I give a 6.5-7/10,funny movie with a "meh" plot
>>82480465
If anything you'll only apreciate more how much better the Russos are directing these character than Whedon, plus AoU for all it's flaw's, is still a better MCU movie than the Thor ones.
>>82480111
OH, so you're just a superstitious fuckface.
Got it.
Poor americucks. It's great. Def in the top 3 MCU.
It's okay but I couldn't be bothered to watch it a second time.
>>82480181
Stop meming. RDJ is a great actor when he's allowed to be, not like he writes the character.
It's kind of ironic that the movie called Captain AMERICA featuring an all-American hero who wears red, white, and blue opens in America last.
>>82480563
turn off your brain and it will boost the score +8
>>82481039
he is not captain usa
>>82481039
Saving the best country for last.
This movie had better 'dark' moments than anything in the DCEU. Turns out, to make the dark moments matter, you need light moments too.
>>82481103
Yes I know but the action scenes aren't good enough to boost the vote
I really liked it, but it's really not Civil war. It's Winter Soldier 2 (Feat. Spidey).
The best part is in the middle, and there's a lot of fat that could have been trimmed.
But ultimately, it's still very good. I'd rank it up there with Winter Soldier.
>>82481294
>it's really not Civil war
Good. That comic is a piece of shit.
>>82473829
>>82477085
I saw it literally a week ago. I liked it a lot. Nothing to worry.I like BvS so make of that what you want
>>82481330
I agree, it's shit.
But the whole ideological debate between Cap and IM, freedom vs accountability, etc, was hardly touched upon.
The whole movie was about
>GIMME DA BUCKY
>NO DON'T TOUCH MAH BUCKY
I wish it'd focused more on the clash of ideas than it did.
>>82473798
It doesn't.
I've seen it.
It's great.MOTHERFUCKING GIANT MAN.
>>82481422
fucking this
>>82474095
>no one is ever at risk other than Bucky
Poor Rhodey. I know he's not that popular but come on.
>Civil War
>Characters harmlessly slap each other about in an empty airport
And unfortunately that's the best part. The film doesn't even have an ending.
Cap has a bad ending in every single movie of his trilogy
>First Avenger - loses bucky and sacrifices himself
>Winder Solder - finds out his best friend is still alive but is an assassin and discovers Hydra is still alive, living within his new home SHIELD
>Civil War - Peggy dies and his new family is torn apart as he desperately tries to hold onto Bucky
>>82481422
>>82481501
The writers did say the A story was Bucky and the B story was Civil War
>>82481515
>Characters harmlessly slap each other about in an empty airport
They wanted to arrest them.
It could have been better if the title was "Divided" or "Disassembled".
>The film doesn't even have an ending.
The accords are in full power and yadda yadda.
>>82481566
nope, as soon bucky comes to the stage, everything is about him
>>82481623
>I have no reading comprehention
>>82481183
The jokes in BvS were funnier than the ones in Civil War.
>>82481650
>neither do I
>>82481621
This. Disassembled would be a good option, given that Wanda fucking up is an important part of the story.
>>82481623
A story was about Bucky, it's major story in this movie
B story is just the backdrop
>>82481677
Yeah, I mean, Spidey, Tony and Scott bantering and making sarcastic quips and remarks are no match for A JAR OF PISS.
>>82481397
I'm assuming you're Mexican so I might as well ask: what do you think of the Luis character, given he's basically a Mexican stereotype? Do you find him funny or cringey?
>>82481730
>movie starts with political ideologies clashing
>bucky
>drop everything about ideals and focus on bucky
>>82481749
That was pretty funny though. Also Jeremy Irons as Alfred was ten times more sarcastic and funny than Tony Stark.
Nicaragua here (don't bother looking us up)
The movie is very simple enough, and while the entire thing was an exuse to see the airport fight (which was great, fuck you guys Ant Man was awsome) but boy it actually has a downer for everyone.
It's basically Bad End: The Movie.
And Tony was right.
>>82481781
The accords were still important.
>>82481781
So, you're angry the movie is called Captain America: Civl War and is based on Captain America's side of the story?
The politics can be delved into later movies. This movie was literally set-up for phase 3
>>82481793
Tony Stark was depressed as hell.
>>82481793
No, I mention the jar of piss because it's the only thing in the movie I could even remotely interpret as a joke.
I don't remember a single funny line in BvS. I also don't remember anything from Irons that struck me as memorable.
I mean Lex as a whole was a joke, but that was not intentional.
But refresh my memory if you want.
>>82473832
Why are 3rd world countries not following rules and regulations and showing it on the time of release instead of broadcasting it earlier!
>>82481851
>Muh girlfriend
>Muh dad
>Muh team
>Muh shield
He had a rough time.
>>82481866
Oh, I forgot
>WHOSE BITCH THIS IS
>THOUGHT SHE WAS YOURS
That one was also supposed to be a joke, right?
>>82481848
>The politics can be delved into later movies.
you mean when thanos comes for the stones and tony calls for the avengers to reunite?
>>82481866
>I don't remember a single funny line in BvS
Shit, I barely even remember a single line from that movie. I don't know how, but Snyder managed to make a movie called BATMAN VS SUPERMAN boring and forgettable as hell.
Once he knew about the death of Stark's parents, why didn't Zemo just e-mail Tony the video? Why lead them on a goose chase for the other soliders and hope Stark decides to come help Steve anyway?
>>82481932
You have Spider-Man: Homecoming and Black Panther where they can go in more detail.
Heck, they could even do it during Doctor Strange, Infinity War part 1 or Ant-Man and the Wasp
>>82482007
you are cherry picking, delete this
>>82473798
UK here, saw it last Friday. Best MCU movie yet. Solid villain and a very dark ending compared to the usual MCU movies. Still plenty of quips but not Whedon-tier. CGI for Spidey was shit and the opening fight had way too much shaky cam. Other than that it was solid.
>>82482007
The best scenario for maximum fuckup is Tony seeing it while Buck is nearby, so I guess e-mailing it to him would be plan B in case he hadn't shown up.
>>82481866
>Go upstairs and mingle, some young lady from Metropolis might make you honest. In your dreams Alfred.
>I hope the next generation of Waynes don't inherit an empty wine cellar, not that there's likely to be a next generation.
Alfred being bitchy is funny as hell.
>>82482041
You forgot about Captain Marvel.
>>82482007
The video was retained in the bunker.
>>82482090
>Quips are okay when Alfred does it
>>82481397
>That spoiler
I might as well screencap this post, because it's LITERALLY me.
>>82482007
Why give them time to think and be reasonable? Or for Bucky to get away? Or for someone else to talk sense into Tony?
He led them all 3 to this isolated place to ensure that the revelation would cause the fight.
>>82482122
It's always funnier when a droll english man says it.
>>82482090
I literally cannot contain the laughter, anon.
Truly riveting stuff.
>>82481752
Naah, I'm not mexican. Pretty funny, one of the highlights of the movie To me. Hope to see him again in Ant-man & The Wasp.
>>82482175
It's mainly in Iron's delivery. What was so funny about Civil War anyway?
>>82482241
Practically every line by Spidey and Antman.
Tony was a lot more serious here than usual, but he still had a few good quips. Even Rhodey got a really good one near the end.
>>82482287
The stank line? You thought that was funny?
>>82481623
>>82481730
The Bucky story was just the representation of their ideological split. Christ.
Stark was saying they needed accountability, Cap was ignoring that by going after Bucky, a man whose accountability for his actions was taken from him via brainwashing.
It's not like they aren't intertwined concepts.
>>82482308
Better than anything in BvS, to be sure.
Not a kneeslapper, but a good character moment between two friends. Levity, you know?
>>82481752
Mexicans liked Luis. Funny thing, supposedly 'offensive stereotypes' don't really bother minorities. Movies like Bay-formers, which are often criticized for their lowblow stereotypers, has a huge black/mexican audience.
>>82482241
The whole airport scene. Otherwise there weren't a lot of joking. Tony the usual quipster was having a shit time.
It was pretty good although they could have made Spidey's costume better. Like no lazy-eyed look or microscopic chest spider.
>>82482606
Your edit's eyes look retarded m8
>>82482041
Because this isn't a Snyder film
>>82481919
Also the 'lol I knew because of the cape' one. That's it, two jokes, one spoiled in tráilers, asà de some snarky remarks.
>>82474095
>no one is ever at risk other than Bucky
Entire Team Cap was arrested and fucking Rhodey got crippled retard.
>>82482679
Look how far apart they are on the original. All he'd see is the black rim of his mask's eyes.
>>82482606
I'm not sure exactly what you did but it looks like shit.
>>82482929
Yeah? Who gives a shit. A hero's costume isn't about whether or not it would work irl, but what looks best. The eyes being more centered looks stupid on Spidery's mask.
>>82483220
>A hero's costume isn't about whether or not it would work irl, but what looks best.
Why not both?
>The eyes being more centered looks stupid on Spidery's mask.
Nah it looks way better.
>>82482456
>Tony the usual quipster was having a shit time.
I went in team cap, left the theater team tony stark.
I hope things get better for him
>>82483336
>>82482929
Not even memeing, are you autistic?
Because I don't think I've ever looked at a superheroes mask and felt the need to double check that the actor underneath it's eyes match up.
10/10 I love when people go to bizzare lengths to find a fault and then act as though it's a legitimate one that needs sorting out right this second gosh darn it!
Shine on you autistic diamond.
>>82483336
>Nah it looks way better.
It really doesn't.
>>82483628
So you don't care about consistency and fail to notice when clothes don't fit with the features underneath? And I am the autist? kek
Why not have one eye hole on the cheek and the other on the forehead? After all you never "felt the need to double check that the actor underneath it's eyes match up."
>>82483910
Haha not the anon you're replying to, but yes, you're definitely autistic.
>>82483628
Iunno man, I'm partly with him on this one. I just think Evans would look retarded if all you see is the very edge of his eyeballs on his mask.
>>82483910
In the movie they go out of their way to explain that Spidey needs goggles that would not work for normal people, just to preemptively shut autists like you up about the god damned eyes.
Yet here you are.
>>82484163
>>82484069
Bravo guys.
>>82484110
Yeah but you can actually see his face under the mask, it's not the same for Spider-Man
>>82483910
It looks fine. If you go ahead and put an image of Tom Hollands face on it, it looks a little bit off, but not in any way that most people would notice unless they obsessed over it.
Or have you failed to notice that literally noone else is bringing it up?
Is everyone else the autist for not noticing, or are you for inspecting the costume for any detail you can complain about, no matter what the lengths you have to go to to prove it?
It's not even THAT noticeable even now you have pointed it out
>>82483389
>I went in team cap, left the theater team tony stark.
That's the thing, in both the comic and the movie, Tony was right.
In the comic, he went about it the worst possible way, and became a fascist cunt.
In the movie, he was on the right all along, until it became about vengeance.
>>82484299
Gimme a minute while I get peer reviews to verify whether the autist's version of Spidey's eyes look retarded or not.
>>82484302
What is it with people like you tossing the word "autist" around like it's candy? Protip: Not everything you don't like or disagree with has its roots in autism. Grow up.
To the argument at hand, I think the eyes look fine. Being that close together makes the mask look weird.
>>82484302
>Yeah but you can actually see his face under the mask, it's not the same for Spider-Man
Well yeah. But like I said, I get his point. If cap were to don his mask, his eyes line up and that's great. If spidey takes his off it comes off a lil weird.
>>82484299
You're the one sperging about a 'problem' that doesn't exist. If the eyes being close to each other looked good, you might have a point, but it doesn't.
>>82484499
Something looking better or worse is subjective and I personally think it looks better when it's closer to reality. And sperging about a problem? I just mentioned a detail I don't like and you jumped one me as if I insulted your mother. Calm down.
>>82484452
>Being this triggered about the word "autist"
>>82484452
I'm a literal autist and I used to get annoyed with how often 4chan throws around autism, but I got used to it and now I just tune it out just like I tune out every other buzzword this site throws around.
>>82484452
It might come as a surprise to you, but the word is not being used literally.
It's like with "faggot".
When we call you a faggot, we're not questioning nor disparaging your sexuality. We're telling you that you're being an annoying moron.
When we call you an autist, we're not stating a medical diagnosis. We're saying you're obsessing over a small detail that is definitely not a problem, and your proposed solutions only make things worse.
I hope this clears the situation for you, you giant autistic faggot.
>>82473798
nothing to worry about mate, saw it already, it's 9.5/10
>>82484452
>Thinking 'autist' is anything else but a buzzword on 4chan
I bet you think every time someone calls an anon faggot it also means 'I literally think you're a homosexual!'
>>82484689
>>82484748
faggot hivemind
>>82474095
>quips
Haha fuck right off, sperglord. It has humor, obviously, like it should, but it's perfectly balanced, done very well, and only when appropriate. Whedon's not in charge anymore, you can strike this off your list of meme complaints.
>>82484689
>We're saying you're obsessing over a small detail that is definitely not a problem, and your proposed solutions only make things worse.
I am not the guy who brought up the thing about the eyes you colossal idiot. I even said I prefer the original version. Are you also just barely literate in addition to being an idiot?
>>82484777
Ok then, read all the "you" as "he" and so on.
Faggot.
>>82484777
Way to completely disregard what anon wrote.
>>82473798
it wont matter. it will till make a shit ton of money and have a high RT
>>82484871
Good thing it's actually good.
>>82484602
>as if I insulted your mother.
Tell my your mother's name anon, if it's Martha, we might be able to work it out.
>>82484856
You mean the anon who instead of offering a reasonable argument or dialogue spewed "autist!" like a teenager?
What pearls of wisdom we would miss if this individual would never post again.
>>82479272
>status quo is basically reset at the end of CW, pretty much nothing has changed. they should have at least committed to killing off Rhodey, or at least put him in a coma or something. CW was an awesome ride that didn't really amount to anything in the end. I hope I'm wrong and that they will come up with something.
Aren't team Cap all fugitives now, and Cap is shieldless? How the fuck is that not a status quo change?
>>82474317
Dumb ghettoposter.
If there are any other ghettoposters in this thread, consider yourselves insulted as well.
>>82478662
You're delusional. If you watch Avengers again, you will realize just how fast it loses its appeal. It has absolutely no rewatchability.
Civil War was miles better than it. I've watched it twice already, and the second time was just as good as the first.
>>82479744
And what really gets me is how they chose the stupidest possible way to kill him. The guy who's fast enough to outrun bullets, dies by getting shot at. That's like Aquaman drowning.
>>82479272
>>82479272
>Black Panther movie might be really Bucky-centric
They literally froze him just to have an excuse for him not to be in any movies for a while, most likely BP's in specific. You're stupid if you think the movie that's supposed to establish Black Panther will feature Bucky's shenanigans as a sub-plot.
>status quo is basically reset at the end of CW
You either didn't watch the film, or failed spectacularly to comprehend the ending.
>>82482007
Because it wouldn't have worked that way. The reason the fight happened like it did was all in the moment. If it had been emailed, Tony would have had time to cool down slightly because Bucky and Steve wouldn't be literally right there.
>>82473798
>>if
93% and plummeting on RT. It'll be at 22% by next week.
