>xmen 92 jubilee goes on a date with chamber
>trying to give muh waifu a love interest
> trying to defile my pure waifu with a dick
Chris sims reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>82441243
You have only yourself to blame, nostalgiafag.
If you gotta give Jubilee a love interest, the solution is obvious
>having a waifu
>reading X-Men '92
>reading X-Men
spergs gonna sperg I suppose
>>82441260
She is still in comics. Why couldn't they continue to allow her to have pure girl love
>>82441292
Yea that's fine, making Jubilee bi, but only acting upon pure girl love with girls like X23 and Pixie is cool
How upset do you think it makes leftists when guys say they are fine with their waifus having girl love?
Who has been feeding jubilee post secret wars?
>>82443124
More jubilee lesbian love
Also
>yfw Claremont still thinks Kitty is a lesbian
She still a milf?
>>82445528
I think the baby went into the future.
Jubilee is awesome because young jubilee is totally a pretend cool kid asshole who is bouncy and super insecure and as she got older her personality became more adorable
>>82441243
personally I'm a JubesXAngelo guy ever since the X-Men Unlimited issue where Jubilee was trying to become an actress, Jono belongs with Paige everyone knows that.
like Spider-Gwen, X-Men '92 is a brilliant idea being completely ruined by it's creators, who simply aren't talented enough to cultivate the idea into something special.
Sim's and the artist should be given a nice thanks, and a pat on the back and hand the book over to a team who can bring out it's full potential.
>>82445528
Shogo was MIA the last time Jubes showed up in Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, but that book is pretty loose when it comes to the status quo.
>>82447073
>tfw skin is dead and he can never defile jubilee
>>82447073
It's Sim's and another dude writing. The original artist left.
>>82447656
>The original artist left.
Wait, is >>82447073
talking about the original artist or the current artist? I couldn't tell.
>>82441305
shit poster is going to shit post I suppose
>voluntarily reading anything by Chris Sims
>>82448270
>>82447073 here, I don't like the current artist way too cartoonish for my taste, the old sucked, just get a real 90's artist with tight pencils like Ron Lim or Salvador Larroca.
>>82449685
I have a jubilee withdrawal
>>82450351
Eventually someone with semi-fond memories of Generation X will do something with them, right?
It's been happening with the New Mutants for years and years.
>>82450237
>Magne-Toes cereal
>Omega Red juice
>Sunspot sunscreen
>Kitty seconds from tugging Colossus' briefs down and sucking the metal D
good pic
>>82450457
Well Jubes is a special case cause she is pre gen x. But she is going to be joining the xbook with x-23 and the young o5. The writer just wants to deal with an arc or 2 before adding characters. Also jubilee is probably more popular than any of the new mutants or gen x or other x kids books than anyone other than maybe magik. She was in a ton of secret war titles. It's just everyone wants to use bratty 90s jubilee over current jubes
>>82450546
>Also jubilee is probably more popular than any of the new mutants or gen x or other x kids books than anyone other than maybe magik
Well, yeah. 90s Cartoon.
>>82441243
Hey OP, you ever hear of Pete Wisdom?Ellis defiled your waifu with one of his self-insert brits
>>82451186
I thought that was kitty?
>>82451706
>>82451677
Wrong robin you fag, you're thinking of Tim not Dick
>>82451769
>>82451706
Boob envy is my favorite
>>82451677
Fuck you Jubilee loves Tim not Dick. When Dick crossed over with marvel he got cuck'd via colossus fucking starfire. Tim and Jubilee who was somewhere between 10-15 (should have been closer to 10 cause it was pre gen x, but also they aged her down for gen x cause she was 15 when she joined the x men but 13 when she joined gen x) fell in love
>>82451990
>but also they aged her down for gen x cause she was 15 when she joined the x men but 13 when she joined gen x
Sauce?
>>82441243
>getting mad at imaginary girls getting imaginary boyfriends
Don't go full /a/ anon
You never go full /a/
>>82451565
Oh, right.
Well I feel dumb.
>>82451677
>>82452056
I don't remember that either.
>>82452169
I think it was in the behind the scenes character profiles in the first issue.
>>82452191
Well, that was like, almost two decades ago I think, so I don't really remember.
Jubilee never looked as cute as she did in this Gen X issue
>Jubilee wanted Synch but he wasn't interested
>Skin wanted Jubilee but she wasn't interested until it was too late
>Sims hooks her up with Chamber
Don't make her the team bike, that's ~problematic~.
>>82452056
Don't have any hard sauce other than how she was drawn/acted and the fact she is 15 in the cartoon. Like there wasn't an event where they aged her down they just like said gen x shes 13 now. Mainly I think so she could be younger than kitty
>>82452112
I'm allowing lesbian relationships
>>82452154
Yea fuck Kitty. Domino is top 3 x qt with jubilee and magik. I hope colossus stays with domino forever
>>82452268
How old was Kitty at the time? She was in Excalibur, right?
>>82452268
Agreed.
I'm kind of wondering what Bendis is going to do to Pete Wisdom though, since he's been on a ramage through everybody else who's nailed Kitty.
>>82452331
Sauce, hoss?
>>82452375
Drawn by a drawfag named D., think there's a couple of his in here.
>>82452319
At least 18. When Claremont came back he temporarily de-aged her because he was so mad about it, but now no one cares.
>>82452319
I think kitty celebrates her 16th birthday during excalibur. Like right before excalibur starts she says she is 14 about to turn 15. And then midway through excalibur she turns 16
>>82452259
Thank God she didn't get with Synch except for in that alt future cause literally a d lister and he is black. Also good thing no Skin because he is fucking skin
>>82452448
For her 15th birthday, Kitty got seduced by an older woman.
>>82452448
You're kidding. She had so many fetish fuel scenes during Excalibur and she was only 15?
yeesh.
>>82452331
I'm just waiting for when bendis gets kitty Blacked. Think he can some how get her with Luke Cage?
>>82452493
The artist drew them banging and it's in a jizz-stained sketchbook somewhere, you know.
>>82452493
They don't call it Claremont-bi for nothing.
Of course Kitty's not actually gay, Claremont had her explicitly turn down Karma much later down the line.
>>82441243
>dat outfit
>>82452549
This is in fact a thing Alan Davis is likely to have done.
>>82452562
Claremont literally has said that in xmen the end kitty marries rachel
Jubilee lost her appeal when stopped being underage.
CUTE
U
T
E
>>82452735
She's still 17. Also she is arguably the dumbest xmen cause she has a learning disability and said in uncanny 302 that she has worse grades than any of the previous students (o5, new mutants) other than warlock. Like they all got b+ at worst and she failed. Don't know if this counts boom boom skids and ricktor as new mutants
>>82452725
I didn't pay attention to latter-day burnout Chris, but if that's true, then that's quite the bigger burn on Karma. Poor Xi'an, life's chewtoy.
>>82452832
I think she has dysgraphia or something? It's probably on the wiki.
>>82452832
But she was 13 in 1994
You telling me only four years have passed since Gen X?
>>82452968
Yes and no. She became a vampire and also franklin Richard's controls time. That's why artie and leach are still 7 when they were 7 in like 1986
So in cannon she is 17 cause vampires out of cannon she is 17 cause fuck you vampires
>>82453045
>That's why artie and leach are still 7 when they were 7 in like 1986
But wouldn't their minds mature?
>>82453314
Artie, leach, and jubilee are all "slow" also jubilee could have been turned into a vampire within 4 years of gen x which means 17 forever
It's twilight. They did it because her solo didn't sell well so she got fucked on decimation then people wanted her back so they figured vampires cause twilight was popular than
>>82453314
Why the fuck has Valeria almost caught up to her brother in age?
I'm still annoyed she hasn't shown up in the new Wolverine book as a supporting cast member.
>>82453631
You got a source on that Franklin keeping everyone young thing?
Geez, comic books.
>>82454057
No sauce.
>>82453893
The guy who is writing the xbook with x23 and the O5 says he will add Jubilee within the next few arcs
>"We're making a new set of x-men heroes, anyone got any ideas?"
>"How about a Chinese girl"
>"What does she do?"
>"She makes fireworks."
>"No, I mean what's her mutant power?"
>>82454484
In one of the anuals, the one with the mojoverse where cypher and warlock merge and Betsey gets her new eyes karma's little sister becomes a superhero called jubilee who makes plasmoids. Also boom boom is the girl young jubilee pretends to be and has similar powers
Two things
>Note where Psylocke is grabbing Jubilee
>Jubilee is very under-endowed
>>82441243
purity fags like you deserve to be brainwashed so that all instances of the female form look like gross fat hairy men
>>82452158
what was the name of the amalgam version?
>>82454747
Why is Jubes yellow?
All these artists drawing Jubilee as stacked is just off-putting.
She's a petite girl. There is no need to draw her like she's a young Psylocke.
>>82455250
A white, blonde girl?
>>82441243
>Chamber hooking up with anyone
What are you doing Sims?
What are you doing?
>>82441243
Everything about this post is cancerous.
>>82455001
Sparrow.
>>82452723
Alan Davis is a King Among Men.
>>82446886
>I think the baby went into the future.
That's just the X-office's go-to solution for all babies in their titles, aint it?
Laura condor says she is excited about playing jubilee in future films because in apocalypse she is only in the film for comic relief.
>she won't die
>>82459418
The X-Men have a serious problem with future babies. No wonder Emma Frost is so pissy, she has to deal with Scott's hundreds of deadbeat future children with insane psychic powers. And only one of them has been hers so far.
>>82459533
We'll never see Ruby again, will we?
>>82459585
No. For ours is a cruel and unjust world.
Honestly though, it's a miracle that we see any Summers kid that isn't Cable.
>>82454747
I always loved how catty Betsy and Jubes was to each other in the early 90s, they had a good dynamic
>>82452331
I don't think he knows Wisdom is still alive.
>>82460247
Let's leave it that way.
>>82460354
Let's look at his track record.
>He made Colossus go full supervillain in AvX
>He turned Iceman gay
>Killed Ultimate Peter Parker
>He literally reintroduced his self-insert in the Ultimate Universe when he heard that someone was trying to pair Ultimate Jessica Drew with Kitty, and then for good measure killed the entire universe with her as one of the few members of Miles's supporting cast to not be confirmed alive.
Any other love interests for Kitty?
>>82460453
Star Lord's stuck in a crystal or something, isn't he? Or did that change?
>>82459533
>No wonder Emma Frost is so pissy, she has to deal with Scott's hundreds of deadbeat future children with insane psychic powers. A
Hey, she never had to deal with his grandson Hyperstorm, and he was the worst of the lot.
>>82460510
I think Kitty went back to being Shadowcat instead of Star Lady.
Hopefully, nobody points out to Bendis that she technically became a nexus-being during that one GotG crossover I can't be assed to remember. Havok already escaped him unscathed once, he doesn't need to be dragged back into his bullshit.
>>82461381
>>82460510
As of last week they're both fighting over the name Starlord.
>>82461436
>This panel reference is OVERUSED
>>82461436
I haven't read Hopeless's Star-Lord because I don't hate myself. Did he retcon the Master of the Sun? I mean, I know Claremont did it himself (it was a member of a technologically advanced race, and not a God-analogue), but that was still "someone far beyond me gave me the title, I didn't take the name myself)
>>82452236
That's because that issue was guest penciled by based Ale Garza.
>>82445528
>>82447206
Vampilee is all about the bloodsuckysucky and they let her adopt a baby...
Baby goes MIA...
Whatever could have happened?
>>82450237
>Omega Red juice
SLUTS
>>82455098
Because she's asian
>>82455098
>>82462142
>it took four hours for somebody to make this joke
>>82462000
>baby-drinking vampire infanticide
I haven't been this ashamedly aroused since someone storytimed that Interview With the Vampire comic about the evil loli.
>>82462248
I headcanon it as sleep-eating.
>>82462160
I was in the shower, sorry
>>82462248
>storytimed that Interview With the Vampire comic about the evil loli.
link pls
>>82462828
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13504055-interview-with-the-vampire
I got it from
https://kat.cr/anne-rice-comic-collection-2014-emidius-t9813888.html
Hope it still works.
All vampire infanticide headcanon aside, Shogo has really dragged down the character. It's a writing nightmare. She can't even go on an X-Men adventure without endangering or abandoning the kid.
Who thought it was a good idea to write this into her new status quo?
>>82463799
Brian Wood.
>>82463835
Okay, he's on the list.
>>82463799
Brian Wood is a shitty writer.
Fun fact: his original pitch was for the kid to be Jubilee's biological kid. Teen pregnant Jubilee, now that's family fun!
>>82463906
Marvel vampires can get pregnant?
>>82464063
No, they sure as hell can't. And that falls under the "shitty writer" part of this.
>>82463906
Jubes being Shogo's biomom would have been preferred, if it god rid of the stupid vampire status quo.
I can't believe it's been 6 years already
>>82463799
have they revealed who's Jess' baby's daddy yet? I dropped Spider-Woman months ago.
Do people seriously like vampire Jubilee?
>>82465108
it's all they know, forgive them Ultron.
it's our duty to educate and enlighten.
>>82465099
My money's still on Carol. (they don't call her Captain Marvel for nothin')
>>82465108
Meh, it's a step up from M-day depowered Jubilee.
There haven't been that many nice ways to come back from that.
Plus now she has eternal teen. So no old adult version ever.
>>82465108
Because her time as a vampire and guest star of X-23 is the best thing she's been involved in since the 90's.
>>82465193
New Warriors composed of depowered mutants who got a hold of cool tech was an amazing idea, it's one best things that came out of the whole M-Day bullshit. Can't believe someone would think otherwise.Execution wasn't perfect though, I admit. Still, great idea.
>>82465108
Vampire Jubilee can be fun as hell.
>>82465108
I superwant her to turn super-duper-evil vampire archenemy, like in the original vampire's plan...
It was actually a rather good plan...
but keep that peppy Jubilee personality.
I don't think there's ever been a generally pleasant-to-be-around bloodthirsty monster archnemesis before.
It could work.
>>82465229
Ick! Deadpool blood? She has no taste.
If I were writing that she'd be munching on M, there's plenty of bad blood there...
>>82465193
>>82465227
Incidentally, what did /co/ think of House of M?
>>82465396
Don't know, never read it, I try to avoid the alternate universe stories, X-books do way way too many of those.
>>82465325
Healing Factor blood keeps Jubilee's vampire side under control.
>>82451769
Dissatisfied Jubilee is cute.
>>82465737
>107
>>82465724
>50
Having hundreds of jubilee pics and listing them only by number
>>82465108
It's better than nothing. Also she never really used the plasmoids to their full potential
>>82465227
I thibk it would have worked better if more of the characters involved had interacted previously. There were like 3 distinct groups of mutants mashed together and written like they were old friends for no reason.
And I don't think Bandit knew ANY of them at all.
>>82466807
Also jubilee grew tits
>>82459585
She was in Secret War: Future Imperfect, if that counts for anything.
On the marvel wiki it says jubilee's weakness is death
I feel like most characters are weak against being killed
>>82451769
Braddock & Romanov BTFO
>>82466070
My numbering system brings order to an insane world!
>>82467746
Jubilee was in a lot of Secret Wars series. Is she more popular outside the X-office than within it?
>>82468855
It seems a lot of the writers like 90s jubilee but don't think current jubilee is as fun since she matured and doesn't pretend to be a brat all the time.
What do you think of boom boom?
>>82441292
Jubs turned bi because her One True Love is in the DC universe.
>>82470422
Is she even bigger at this point? I don't think she's been cock hungry since the 90s. Like the only super cock hungry panels I've seen with her is her wanting to strip ricktor in like extinction agenda or something on genoshia and when kitty tells her to check out wolverines cock.
>>82470489
Even bi* I think she might be straight up gay, especially considering how she is gay in some of the alt world's
>>82470489
she is pure, doesn't think of other men when her heart is for Tim
(Gotham soured the relationship between Marvel and DC to keep Tim from Jubs)
>>82469547
Being a vampire instead of Wolverine's sidekick with basically harmless fireworks powers doesn't make a character look fun, either.
Vampire Jubilee can be lots of fun, especially with X-23, but my favorite story with that version of the character equates vampirism with manic-depressive disorder.
>>82471729
How did he get away with that in 2015 without sjw getting mad?
>>82471679
Did she try to cut her own head off? Also did she voluntarily put herself there like how colossus had himself locked up when he was the Juggernaut. Are they still treating colossus like a child?
>>82471927
Can't get mad about something that's completely off your radar.
>>82471927
>Did she try to cut her own head off? Also did she voluntarily put herself there like how colossus had himself locked up when he was the Juggernaut. Are they still treating colossus like a child?
No, they got Jubilee in that room before she could attempt any self-harm and kept her there until they were pretty sure she wouldn't do that.
Colossus isn't the Juggernaut anymore, so he's cool.
>>82472069
Is it not an official cover?
>>82472146
Last issue I looked at him because I wanted to see cute domino in bed, storm wouldn't let him come on a mission and said he was too weak minded and that he was only there cause they were afraid he would be corrupted if they let him see his sister
>>82461436
>Groot boxers
This sounds extremely uncomfortable and awkward for Groot.
>>82472312
Jesus Christ, Storm has let being in charge turn her into the biggest bitch ever.
>>82452932
Discalcula.
TLDR shes an Asian that has trouble learning math.
>>82454057
There's some webpage with a guy who spent entirely too long on this theory , but the time dilation does come up in comics as a joke enough that it's canon and was even featured in Ultimates recently.
There was also a recent mini "worst X-man" where a side character had the power of continuity and when asked why she let people die she pointed out that she's been keeping them alive all this time and if anyone paid attention they'd notice how many heroes are still active and young despite showing up in the 60s.
>>82465099
>>82465165
She went to a sperm bank.
They actually managed to make her look like more of an asshole than if she had gotten randomly knocked up.
>>82472342
Well she use to be in charge from between when cyclops left until the mid 90s
>>82465227
The main and possibly only thing I liked about it in the end was how angry many of them were at the X-men abandoning them.
>>82452268
Everything I can find says 13 (or, 13 1/2!). Nothing I can find anywhere says she was 15 prior to Gen X
>>82472275
It's an official variant yes, the kind of people who would complain about wouldn't read or pay attention to a Wolverine book.
>>82472778
Maybe I'm just going based on the show. In the cartoon she is 15. A. Because she is learning to drive in one episode and you get your driver's licence at 16.
And B. Because in an episode with long shot when she is trying to impress long shot she starts to say she is 15 before changing it to say she is older.
>>82472845
Now they will be
>>82472504
Whores gotta whore
>>82472504
No, she found the kid in a hospital that had been destroyed by Sublime's sister.
>>82474363
That's Jubilee. I was explaining where Jessica's shitty baby came from. Please do try to keep up.
>>82474413
What the fuck made Jessica Drew think she should be a single mother? She's a mess of a human being.
>>82474453
I'm just going with the default guess of considering her to still be mentally a teenager and as such still prone to incredibly stupid spur of the moment ideas popping into her head.
>>82474453
They made her sexy on a barest cover and people flipped out. They figured those people might read the book and since they have to have her and Captain marvel exist to keep the copy rights so they have to make the books anyway they have to pander to them and what better way to pander to feminists than to make her a single mom?
>>82452112
>/co/ thinks its superior to /a/
>>82465047
Ah Boobilee, we hardly new ye
Also i haven't read Gen X in a while but at one point didn't she want Synch's cock?
>>82470408
I didn't really like the character until she was in X-Men Evolution. But my favorite version is in Nextwave.
>>82470422
Her One True Love no longer exists.
>>82474996
he technically do again due the events of Convergence.
Pre-Flashpoint DC is back(somewhere)
>>82470422
>shippers
heh
That whole relationship was built on
>Hey we're both teen sidekicks with yellow in our costumes and short black hair.
>cool lets make out!
>>82475036
And for the little screen-time they had it worked beautifully.
>>82475066
For a shipper i guess it does. If you're not a shipper, meh.
>>82475107
They had a Romeo and Juliet poster in the background It's pretty hard to call it shipping when the writers were that unsubtle about it.
>>82475422
I know better than to expect writers to be smart or research after the crap that comes out nowadays.
>>82475454
>research
Good writers don't do comics or videogames
>>82476591
That's the joke.
>>82441243
Is she still THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY?
>>82476689
Nah, now she's just not appearing in any comics.
>>82445427
Hes Claremont, all women are lesbians
>>82459533
How many dark Futures do the Xmen have?
>>82477269
Bisexual, or at least bi-curious, not lesbian.
>>82477295
just 4 that matters
Cable's Future 1000+ years from now
Bishop's future 75 years from now
DOFP/Rachel's future 2013, 33 years from 1980, you do the sliding timescale math.
Bendis' Future 20+ years from now
>>82441292
>>82450237
>gambit cards in the parasol
>>82478742
>Omega Red Juice
>Magne Toones
>>82452723
>next issue: xavier and wolverine
>>82472429
>discalcula
I am Count Discalcula, bleah!
>>82479573
Is he part of the Council of Cross-Time Draculas?>>82479317
>>82447073
I mean, Skin's a great fucking character and all but I him and Jubes is a thing that came out of left field since it was never even remotely a thing in GenX. I honestly can't think of a good love interest for Jubes that's not Tim.
Synch was a childish crush and also Synch was shit. X-23 is just /u/fags and if I like them at all together (I really don't but that's because I hate X-23) it's as close friends who have eachother's backs and allow each other to have fun; the Beast/Wonder Man of the X-Men in a way.
And really who else is there beyond that? It's not like Marvel's going to suddenly bring back Daria or remember she even exists.
>>82452448
>Also good thing no Skin because he is fucking skin
Skin was awesome though. The X-Men need more relatively grounded (in view) characters whiny cunts about being a freak while also not being a "WOW BEING A FREAK IS COOL" either. Just a relatively normal "it ain't great but there's no use crying about it" take.
>>82441243
Will they get rid of her adopted kid in the new continuity? Please.
>>82452725
The real tragedy is that she didn't choose Illyana.
>>82479822
>It's not like Marvel's going to suddenly bring back Daria or remember she even exists.
Does she still exist? Didn't her only storyline seem to imply that she was going to get deactivated or absorbed into Bastion or something?
>>82445427
>TFW Claremont gets his hands on Kitty again
>Makes a couple with Kitty & Magik in the main timeline just to fuck with everyone
>>82477720
Dont forget age of apocypse, age of x,Old Man logan and that wierd time cult one
>>82483948
The Age ofs are actually dark presents.
>>82485353
>my skin hurts
>except that it doesn't
I don't understand
>that cross-pull
kek.
>>82485353
>vampilee
>this writing
I don't understand why Marvel works so hard to destroy this character.
I'm going to screen capture this thread, print it, mail it to marvel with instructions that they need to put jubilee in a book, get rid of the baby, and make her gay because there is obviously an audience seeing that 72 shit posters want it
>>82485847
>>82465737
That face tho
Also, what the hell is she wearing?
>>82485715
>Jubilee
>Showing up in photographs
>>82486299
Dazzler's shirt.
>>82486673
Digital cameras don't use mirrors, bro.
>>82481506
She helped Jubilee escape from Bastion, then flew off to draw fire from the Prime Sentinels and that was the last we ever saw of her. Likely she was killed. Really though, my broader point is that Jubilee's always been a fairly unromantic character aside from Marvel vs. DC so it's hard to even think of who she'd have romantic chemistry with.
Which isn't that bad honestly. Not every character needs to be at the mercy of shipfags.
