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Anon, get in the car, we are doing superheroics. You have a superhero name and weapon right?
Y-yea of course
I've been waiting my whole life for this
>>82433581
>You have a superhero name and weapon right?
Yes and yes.
Lesbian Rape Victim. With Crying on the Internet as a weapon.
No on the name, yes on the weapons. I even have extra weapons if you need to borrow one. I do not recommend the Super Redhawk though, .454 is really hard to control which makes quick follow up shots next to impossible.
>>82433581
They call me the Teriyaki Jockey.
I fight crime with sauced meats of dubious origin.
The Loch Ness Blogster!
With my Potato of Truth! I bludgeon bullies on anime message boards!
>>82433581
Apache Fog, native american master of weather. I use a rainstick, of course.
Sure!
I'm the Dykeslayer
I have a weapon but it's a bit unwieldy and temperamental.
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They call me the jaegernaut. Who wants to do shots and fight crime... or fight statues in the park... or that hobo under the bridge with the hook hand? I just wanna fight somebody.
>>82433581I'm the Juggernaut, bitch
Dark Assassin X
With my katana that has been folded over 1000 times, I shall avenge my fallen clan.
I'm Normal Guy
I've got my PS90 in my trunk, and a nice hatchet on hand.
>>82433849
Looks more like a masterwork bastard sword you got there.
I'm Normal Guy
I've got my PS90 in my trunk, and a more bullets than you could think of.
>>82433581
spear and magic helllllllllllllmet
>>82433581
I'm the Motherfucker!
My weapon is my huge black cock!
>>82433581
Do insults count as weapons?
Two hands.
I use my amazing Two hands to perform feats such as opening jars and complex signals to warn traffic.
>>82433992
Can you double fist a black cock? Because this anon >>82433949 might need a fluffer.
>>82433581
im the incredible bulk. my weapons in my pants
>>82433581
What makes a weapon a superhero weapon give me 5 minuites and a trip to the craft store and I guess I can pretty up my shotgun
>>82433581
Parachute Man, and I use parachutes as my weapon.
>>82433581
Yeah, call me Headshot. Preferred weapon: shotgun.
Da King. A 9mm gun.
I channel my inner royal ancestry into to my bullets and I take stuff back from the people that enslaved us.
SOME BODY ONCE
All i need is my Bear Hands!
>>82434213
>9mm gun
>not a fawty five
YOU
WUZNT
KANGZ AND SHEEIT
>>82433581
I've got the strongest power of them all.I can feel content with my life for more than 5 minutes at a time
>>82434267
Got the Terminator 9mm webm?
>>82433581
Pie Man
I throw pies at people's faces. They will be so busy tasting my magnificent pies that they won't realize they are being transported to prison.
>>82433581
I am the Secret Agent Man.
My weapons are a suppressed shotgun and a shitload of smoke grenades.
Speed Junkie
My weapons are my custom weaponize cars
I have a background in Mauy Thai and Tai Kown Do
I'm HELMET GUY and with my mighty cattle probe of JUSTICE we will smite all the evil that roams this land
>>82433581
Fuck, I love Ellen Page.
I'm Highway Patrol
I'm a huge dick and grope women when I arrest themjust kidding I work at Target
>>82434132
Shotty Hottie, dispenses justice with his bedazzled shotgun.
>>82433581
Nuke Man. I have a portable H-bomb. Uh, I can only use it once...
>>82433765
>>82434628
Is it supposed to look like cheap cosplay?
>>82433618
my fucking sides
>>82435206
Yes
>>82435206
It's basically Kickass, only she gets her head blown off by a shotgun.
>>82433581
......psh, I'm Nothing Personnel...
.....I fight with my ancient mystic katana folded 1000 times....the ultimate...weapon....let's......go..ugh..huff..huff.huff
Hold..up...a...huff...few..seconds....I'm...outta breath....huff...gotta refuel...on these doritos....
......Ok let's go...
>>82433581
I haff tvelve metchsteek
>>82434267
>Kangz
>>82435498
FUCK YOU
Yes, I am Captain Cuck!
With my faithful sidekick Autismo, I fight for truth, justice, and memewords against the evil tumblrinas, who can be identified by looking for anyone who isn't completely and unironically edgy!
>>82433622
Kek
>>82433684
>Tfw work at teriyaki to go
I am, Fresh. The man with the ability to reverse aging and heal all wounds. My weapon of choice is a battlestaff as healers NEVER GET ANY OF THE COOL WEAPONS FICKIN SHIT ROUGES TAKING ALL THE BADASS DAGGERS POSs.
>>82433618
>BRRRRRRRRICK FROOOOOOG!
>Next!
Alright mighty sups, now that we introduced ourselves, let's get down to business. /co/ needs you to save the world from The Redditor. You have a plan, right ? 'Cause his minions are already invading our HQ...Cmon, move on !
Seaman! My weapon is my two hands. When used together I can whip up one hell of a facial!
>>82435206
Yes actually, the point of the movie is that they're losers playing superhero. It's like Kickass but without the Mark Millar.
They call me the real One Punch Man
I can get one punch in before I'm out of energy
>>82435206
Yes, it's from the movie Super, from the guy who made Guardians of the Galaxy, except I enjoyed Super more
>>82433581
Man, this movie is fucking depressingWhen she gets shot in the face and they show it I felt my guts churn. Also when she rapes that guy.
I have a weapon to rival metal gear
>but it won't fit in your car
>>82438126
Ending brings me to tears every time
>>82438126
It and Defendor make a good double bill.
Too bad they were largely overshadowed by Kick-Ass.
>>82433765
why he looks like he has bad breath?
>>82439057
What the fuck Woody Harrelson played a kickass-type superhero? I have literally never heard of this before, even that chick from two poor girls is there.
>>82439654
It's a weird tragicomedy in which he portrays a Don Quixote-esque savant.
>>82439199
Well her character is pretty gross, she rapes the main character and talks about how gooshy her vag is.
>>82433581
Folks like ta call me Eneray, no I don't have have an energy ray, but I have lots of rifles and a cap uniform
>>82433581
Yes
pretty much what it says on the tin
