>>82417179
I think you mean "These three are fucking, right?"
>>82417384
Ewwgirls are gross anon.
>>82417384
Sorry, my mistake
Dan VS George Washington is full of so much Dan X Elise fuel
![S01E13 (Dan Vs. Technology) [720p] [pseudo].mp4_snapshot_18.28_[2016.05.02_16.22.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T6ugj3N.jpg "S01E13 (Dan Vs. Technology) [720p] [pseudo].mp4_snapshot_18.28_[2016.05.02_16.22.35].jpg")
The first episode of Dan Vs. I saw I initially thought Elise was Dan's girlfriend.
>>82418410
Which episode did you see first?
>>82418410
Same.
>>82417179
>implying they're not estranged cousins
>>82421521
Proooooooooof?
Dan can go pretty low. But for some reason, fucking his best/only friends wife seems like something he wouldn't do to me. Like, he always fights for what he thinks is right, and I don't think he would be able to justify the action to himself.
>>82417179
Be honest with yourself, Dan may be a manlet with anger issues, but he's got balls. He's obviously best boy. And Chris is fat.
>>82422080
There's no proof for anything on this show, but it was hinted at in the Family Thanksgiving.
I think it's a cute idea.
>>82417179
Of course they are.
>>82423081
>that bulge
>>82423130
This is only reason why elise/dan haven't left him.
Crunchy X Dan is underrated
>>82423184
A dick capable of making up for all your crappy qualities.
>>82417384
I just came here to this post that, I'm really fucking glad it's the first reply. Nice one
If the show went on, I thought they were going to have it turn out that Elise and Dan were long lost cousins, since both of them coincidentally had a dead grandma with a delicious recipe apparently.
>>82417179
I feel like this show would've went on longer if it was on Cartoon Network, the humor and concept seems more like it's in CN's ballpark hell, maybe even Adult Swim, they would've gotten away with a lot more either way.
>>82426654
still waiting for the episode where it turned out Dan knew Elise was a secret agent the whole time he just didn't care enough to actually tell Chris
>>82426727
I heard it was pitched to adult swim before The Hub, so I'm guessing they rejected it (they could always try repitching it Hopefully)
>>82426798
That... Would be amazing actually. (Wouldn't be surprised if he knew actually, because Elise really isn't subtle about it)
I kinda want to know more about Elise's past, she was involved with fukin ninjas at some point, what the hell
>>82426727
Other than the fact that it ultimately led to the show's demise, I liked Dan Vs being on the hub. The dark humor mixed with the constraint of being kid friendly made for something unique. It felt way more creative than a lot of the adult cartoon sitcoms.
>>82427334
Agreedtoo bad the hub is dead and can't be revived there
>>82427784
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>>82427784
>eyes: brown
>height: 5-6
>weight:105
This ID is fake.
>>82427800
>same height/weight as Chris
FUCK.
Why does this always happen. Same height/weight as Hank Hill, same height/weight as Frasier, same height/weight as Batman, it's so fucking common.
>>82428067
Well, what else would you expect from Dan?
>>82428067
The FB page said it was artistic liberty, and a fake one makes so much sense.
>>82428538
>1975
I thought Dan and Chris were both 25. Also that nigga is a super manlet. He would be 5-2, 5-3 at best. It's fake.
somebody dump all the X Vs. cheesecake series
>>82423081
When does the gay shit start happening?
>>82422599
>Dan may be a manlet with anger issues, but he's got balls. He's obviously best boy. And Chris is fat
I'd fuck them both. Chris seems like a loud moaner though.
>>82417384
>>82428935
Imagine if his moans sound like those squeals he makes when he"s nervous/scared ;3 (you know what I'm talking about, if not, sorry but I'm unable to post an example atm)
>>82429121
No, I can imagine it. I bet he does that shit when Dan gets rough with him.
>>82417384
Elise does seem like the type of gal who would sign up for a Devil's Threesome on the reg. I bet Dan leaves her asshole a quivering wreck...
i still think that was one of the reasons the show got axed, dan is a overall...uncommon character and stands out a lot on the hub channel, but his relationship with elize is so weird,
dan vs george Washington was so weird man, even chris was sensing there was something wrong between those 2
>>82417179
Dan is sexy as hell, if i was elise i would fuck him. I blame dan for my current tastes desu, i am currently lusting after a manlet (5'5) that looks similar, down to the stubble, green eyes, and hair (except its a bit more brown and less messy), and he even wears similar clothes except with a jacket and his black shirt doesnt say 'jerk' on it
>>82429121
mmmm...
Chris's moan
>>82429651
Could someone update this so Dan is fucking Dan?
I'm not even gay but I've always had a thing for green eyes and black hair, like Laura but not Harry Potter because he's annoying.
Chris is lucky to get that Danny Dick Daily.
dan is a qt
>>82429685
I wonder what prompted the writer's to make Dan and Elise so chummy in that episode
>>82430053
one sec it's not gonna be any good though
Can anyone explain why the Dan Vs Facebook page is so weird now?
>>82418410
>mind control episode
yea
>>82431957
It was always weird
>>82431957
Well they ran out of show-related things to say and making references to other Hub cartoons is pointless now that the channel is dead.
Just be glad they didn't use the channel for provocative political things.
>>82432093
I noticed the page has started to swear, is it no longer moderated?
>>82432218
Well the channel Dan aired on literally no longer exists so probably not.
I'm convinced that Dan got a new computer somete after Technology because his show ended and this is the only way he can interact with us anymore.
I'm convinced the page is run by Cartoon Dan.
Threesome when?
>>82432331
There's even a real life Mumbles
>>82432371
>>82431957
>>82432331
Some ancient punchcard computer is still ticking away in a decrepit basement somewhere, like clockwork it prints and sends a dot matrix check made payable to an angry and bitter man and like clockwork he deposits it.
He no longer questions why he's still 'employed' or how a two year defunct company even manages to shell out his meager salary, he's pretty sure that with some snooping he can get a little more cash but that would be work. Work that would detract from his greater mission of hating everything and feeding his cat.
>>82431957
Because the show is dead and Starz isn't going to revive it at all
>>82430053http://i.imgur.com/wpxvmhY.png
this is what y life has come to it seems
I've recently been marathoning this show again, I'm still not over it being gone
>>82432719
I laughed out loud, this is perfect. Thanks, anon, saved.
>>82422080
In the thanksgiving episode Elise's mom wants Dan's deviled egg recipe because they taste exactly like her mom's secrete recipe that she never got from her before she died, in the same episode Dan says that he had to steal the recipe from his grandma on her death bed.
So basically, if it really is the same recipe that would mean Dan and Elise have the same grandma
>>82428657
Like he said It's probably fake, Chris' license says he was born in 85, and they were about the same age in summercamp
I wish
lel
>>82417179
>good writing and likeable characters in a cartoon for once
>shitty animation
>cancelled lol
I hate how this works.
