What the fuck were they thinking with this?
>>82386356
I love whatever they were thinking.
>>82386356
That Hals Penis resides on his abdomen
>>82386356
Maybe the writer wanted to make comics "real art" and also happened to be a big fan of Nabokov.
Not much.
>>82386356
Hal likes petite women. I bet he boned her too. I wonder how many teenage sized women he conjured up while he was Parallax.
>>82386356
What's wrong with this?
>>82386356
They were thinking no autistic 35 year olds on the internet would break down the single panel and judge it as anything more than a panel in a comic meant for kids.
When Arisia was introduced she was a young teen who sort of had a little sister/big brother relationship with Hal which was pretty cute, and she also had a minor (and unrequited) crush on him
then later on Englehart took over and that guy cannot keep his fetishes out of his work so Arisia aged herself up with the express purpose of sitting on Hal's dick
>>82386839
Why was a 13 year old allowed to join the Green Lantern Corps to begin with?
>>82386839
Englehart has only made mistakes outside of his run on Luke Cage
>>82387190
>if Batman is allowed to have a kid helping him so can we
>>82386356
It's legal in space.
>>82387233
Strange Apparitions is a goat run.
>>82387190
The Guardians are secretly into lolis and /ss/.
When a female is capable of producing a human life by vaginally consuming the seed of a male, you're allowed to be attracted to them.
By all means, consider the ethics of manipulating the emotions of someone so young. And as a young minx, reject as many advances as you please.
But a thought crime this isn't. Actually no wait, it might be, but thought crimes are bunk anyway. And it should never be a real crime to draw, print, sell, or purchase any illustrations of this.
OP's a dum.
>>82387308
Cap and Avengers is largely crap and so is aging up Arisa and having a little gaggle of GLC goons patrolling Earth. There were some weird villains from that time too
Cunny commander Hal could have been the best Hal
>>82387190
her family was a long line of GLs so I guess when it was her turn the Guardians didn't care how old she was? I dunno
>>82387190
The lantern in Beyond was a kid
Though if you were to give a kid any powerset, lantern powers are probably the "safest"
>>82387190
She was space legal.
>>82387190
The ring said she was.
>>82387451
The ring said she was what, anon?
Twelve or thirteen?
>>82387190
Ring choose you.
>>82387441
Hal pls.
>>82387308
Damn straight
>>82386356
What bothers me about this isn't the situation itself but the face Hal is making. If there was no text, I would think he was trying to give her a Kingpin-esque bearhug of death.
>>82387530
>>82387393
Okay, but saying his only good work is his Luke Cage run is just wrong. His Batman run is one of the best for the character
>>82387233
His Captain Marvel run wasn't bad, but he has the unfortunate problem of following Starlin.
>>82386356
Don't cry for me. I'm already dead
>>82387784
It's a bit of a fanboy overexaggeration
He is much more miss than hit, that's all
>Pulling the Captain Kirk of just boning oddly colored human beings who call themselves aliens
Who's the writer who's gonna have the balls to ship Hal with someone like Mother Mercy?
>>82388247
>Who's the writer who's gonna have the balls to ship Hal with someone like Mother Mercy?
I want to see stuff like this more than anything
Hal should be the most adventurous slut in the galaxy
>>82388247
>>82388278
>the most adventurous slut in the galaxy
Sounds like a title in a Harry Partridge short.
>>82386356
Lemme fix that for you.
>>82389569
>you will never get /ss/ed by fem Hal
>>82387273
> belly swollen with rape
>>82389614
>>82389569
boner no
>>82389675
>>82389569
Never, EVER post again
mfw I realize I regularly use a website full of nazis and pedophile
>>82387233
His Green Lantern run is damn good, pedophilia aside.
>>82390227
But anon, you ARE the nazi pedophile
>>82390227
It's cool, her planet rotates around the sun faster or something
>>82388278
>>82388348
>Hal Jordan Breeds the Universe
>"It's women like Umox the Unfathomable that make me almost regret possessing great courage."
>>82388328
Remember when she tried to hit on him and he turned her down by saying he didn't like red heads
>>82390269
The bad thing was aging her up
>>82386678
You realize that they had a canon sexual relationship, it's not just the one panel? right?
>>82388348
I'd watch it
>>82387530
Interestingly I was just thinking about this and found the thread via the archives.
Age progression isn't as uncommon a fetish as you might think
>>82390227
It's almost like this place was invaded by normies or something.
>>82387530
>>82392804
I like this.
>>82391713
Namor is a breath of fresh air in the mutant community.
>>82386356
This is how I feel when I see my 32 year old friend with his 18 year old wife
>>82386356
I see nothing wrong with this panel...
>>82392804
On a scale of 1 to 10, I am okay with this.
>>82386356
They were thinking that they could give Hal a little sister archetype so he could complain about Sinestro being a bully on the space playground and pulling his pig tails..
>>82387190
Was Arisia actually at a matured age at the time or was making her design more like a human adult a retcon later?
>>82394508
She was supposed to be a teenager in her intro (maybe 14-15 or so)
although during Johns era they retconned her to have been an adult but still fairly young when she got her ring
>>82390326
If you want her to be older it has to be slower m8
>>82386550
Nabokov's character would only have been attracted to the first Arisia.
>>82394636
It's not just the face that's cute, that ass is too.
"And so it goes..." classic.
>>82387885
underrated post
>>82389569
Did you just draw that? Great work, whoever you are.
>>82390227
You could have chosen Reddit or any other non-nazi, non-pedophile community and yet you chose this place, so you must be pretty fucked up yourself.
>>82390326
Where's the Hal/Arisia version of this?
>>82386356
So why does she have pointed ears
>>82397290
she's a space elf
>>82397290
the better to hear approaching predators
>>82386356
They were thinking everyone reading comic books at the time would be mature enough to get it.
>>82397290
because otherwise she would just be human
>>82396942
I didn't draw it. I just requested it in a drawthread.
>>82397334
No shit !
>>82389966
>>82392804
Why is his bulge so long?
>>82394152
He's not usually a part of the "mutant community". He is king of the god damn seas. He has bigger shit to deal with.
>>82390227
How long did that breakthrough take, Einstein?
>>82391773
Hell no. Accelerated puberty is hot.
>>82398413
source?
>>82390227
>you share this site with people this slow
>>82390227
Guten tag, mein Herr.
>>82398583
Little orange buttcheeks
>>82387376
Oh god...
>>82387376
>loli catgirl
He's not made of stone.
>>82400375
Wilykit has that way about her.
>>82400375
>>82400565
Nah, Bats is just thinking of her brother. Hal should've taken him to Viennas.
>>82401218
>Austria
Why?
>>82390227
Why are you here, then?
I'm here for the sardonic tone and open topic discussion.
That shit doesn't matter.
>>82401218
>>82401306Vienna wieners
>>82401306
>>82401556or sausages, are a euphemism for small dicks.
It's not funny if I have to explain it. But I probably should've taken the time to come up with a snappier name, anyway.
>>82387523
>in soviet Russia...
>>82401958
So, Oa is part of the Soviet Union? OK.
>>82386356
They wee thinking of fapping.
>>82394447
Ghost fucking?
>>82387190
I don't know
Why was a box allowed to join the Green Lantern Corps?
>>82394720
are you retarded the faster the planet rotates around the sun the more years go by
>>82404869
That very, VERY suspiciously looks like a cereal box
>>82390227
what's it called?
>>82387190
I dunno ask the rings they are in charge of that shit
>>82388278
Could make a good elseworlds
>>82394508
Wait this wasent a human
Then what the fucks everybody offended about she could easily have been sexualy mature at 13 it's not long after that humans are so it's not that far fetched that aliens would be a few years eariler
>>82405805
Green Lantern Green Apple Cereal
>>82397290
Because they can't charadesign for shit.
>>82399760
Yes.
Lets bring catboys into this conversation.
>>82409059
mmm, good idea
![548df745edcb149e3b438560b1031f43[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jtgSPMm.jpg "548df745edcb149e3b438560b1031f43[1].jpg")
>>82410130
yes , deliciuos cat boy
>>82388328
Namor is a damn hero
>>82390227
There's literally nothing wrong with being a national socialist though.
>>82404869
go fuck yourself you cardboard racist
>>82410334
underage b&. Come back when that phase is over, kid.
>>82404869
Box is the strongest.
>>82389569
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>82390227
>being into /ss/ makes you a pedo
Maybe if you're female. /ss/ is the patrician choice for commies such as myself. Notsocs can have their disgusting lolis and futa.
>>82410376
I've been on the internet too long
>>82410513
Poor Brik.
>>82410513
>>82410552
>she will never get to crush Hal's pelvis
;_;
>>82412147
Feel hope, anon.
Not much, they were probably drunk and the writer knew it was among their least selling titles so he had free reign to screw around
>>82398413
Wait, Saturn Girl is going to wipe her memory?
Isn't that what he's doing in the last panel? Aren't Superman's kisses already able to do that, unless the second movie lied to me.
>>82390227
Where the hell do you think you are?
>>82404869
Oh sweet Jesus, they became a fucking megazord. Hahaha, I am losing it!
>>82401499
Well, it does matter, but considering this is the only English-language based Anonymous image board with heavy traffic, most people try to ignore it. Easier said than done, sometimes.
>>82387273
Wha . . .
>>82416753
At cons, no one can hear you scream.
>>82387376
>2011 Wilykit
Damn you boner... I don't like Loli, but that damned Wilykit.
