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Can we have one of these threads? Just cuts of comic panels with good/bad feels? Superman preferred but other characters are good too.
Pic related is my all time favorite
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3/?
>>82355245
>letting go two criminals just because they were bad at it
>liking superman in Injustice
later he'd probably have snapped their necks for having guns
>>82355342
cuck
5/?
>>82355245
The feels
>>82355342
Lois is missing out
My favorite part of the DOOM arc
>>82356703
I love this one
>>82355279
Oh God this one gets me every time.
Not simply because Pa Kent is dying, but just the idea that Clark has been constantly listening to his parents' heartbeats for essentially all his life, and in spite of everything that he hears every day, he STILL notices when one heart out of billions of humans' hearts stops.
>>82355245
Not all Superman feels come from the comics themselves.
i need more
>>82357426
Thats one of my favorite images.
>that last panel
>>82356703
God what a good feeling thats gotta be
>>82355314
>"Everyone must be punished and jailed for their mistakes!"
>>82356703
>no one wants to hang out with you for lunch
>batman texts you to go beat up badguys for lunch
I love these guys
OP here. I have seen some negativity to superman earth one on /co/, but i loved it especially since we got pic related out of it.
>>82365156
Don't understand why more stories and panels from the 2013 run of The Adventures of Superman don't make this thread. I could post 50 great images from probably 20% of that run.
>>82356703
>Superman beats up the mentally ill for lunch
>>82355245
That whole issue of Injustice was great
>>82365245
>mentally ill
You meant to type criminally and violently insane there, right?
>>82365460
>>82356703
I wanted World Finest, Snyder.
this whole issue should just be story timed
>>82366150
>That almost instant expression change when Supes goes to confront what he thinks is a psychotic flying brick, and finds him in tears
Fucking hell, I barely read Captain Marvel, and even I felt that.
>>82355342
Brutal
>>82356703
I love it
>>82364313
Is that the prostitute that became his girlfriend?
>>82367154
yeah
>>82366898
context?
At least Snyder reminded us the bro tier that Superman is and how we miss him.
>>82367220
Superman needs an ex prostitute as a wife. He's the only man that can turn a ho into a housewife.
>>82367683
Perfect
>>82356703
I like the implication that Bruce just decided to break into Arkham and start beating people up.
>>82366144
>>82366169
I love superdork
>>82366150
>>82366175
>>82366190
This was a great story. Shame the animated version didn't use something like this as well as the nice Clark comes to visit Billy and reveals he's also got a secret.
How does this make you feel, /co/?
>>82355342
n52 Lois is the worst.
Also why the fuck is she so enormous in that center panel?
>>82364313
It's a nice story but it was essentially JMS replacing essentially a randomly but adorable written animal for Krypto. There are plenty of images along the feels created in these panels (and I do agree with you that Superman Earth One had a lot of really good images in all three volumes, interspersed with the more problematic ones/themes) such as this from Convergence Superboy and the Legion of Superheroes.
>>82362002
Yes, that's how you build a functional society.
Laws must respected and punishment must be guaranteed.
>>82367981
wow DC characters drawn by JRJR look fucking weird
>>82357014
>Lois probably died 900 years ago
>tfw you only get to spend less than 1/9th of your life with your wife
>>82367365
I can't get over how PLEASED Batman looks to be having some burgers with his best bud.
>>82368162
This gave me feelings. I miss you superman.
>>82366144
>>82366169
Not a hint of irony. I love it.
My favorite page of Superman ever, it's the misspelling that gets me.
>>82368080
Forget Snyder for a second, remember when they actually implicitly incorporated this moment into Nu52, turned Regan into a singer who turned her life around thanks to Supermanthen had her killed by the Phantom King?
>>82362212
And here is what any hardcore Batman would never accept - Superman can easily and comfortably say to Bruce 'you're the best' but whenever there is a scene where Batman is showing as stating something (as with Justice League v1 Origin or even in Worlds' Finest v6 Secret History of Superman Batman that the planet needed Superman and they can't accept that as something Bruce would (much less need to) say.
>>82366150
>>82366175
>>82366190
Story time the full thing please
>>82367963
I like the implication that Bruce was on his way to handle what was probably Arkham Asylum's plot, but on the drive there he thought "You know what, I'll see if Clark wants to join me"
Just so much about that scene and what it implies makes me grin
>>82368310
Man, Superman Supreme is always GOAT
>>82365460
>If Superman was real, theres a very good chance that he would one day run up and hug you like this.
>>82368674
We all need super hugs. Don't lie to yourself /co/.
Pretty much this whole issue.
>>82368732
God I love Bibbo.
>>82368013
What is this?
>>82365883
Is that not the worst super feel of them all? We will never get a proper World's Finest on the big screen.
But we'll always have the books.
>>82368821
i love it when superman fucks around with batman because he knows he is the only one who can get away with it and take bruce down a notch
>>82368893
Its better because Bruce doesn't let him get away with it out of fear, but because he genuinely loves Clark as a friend, and lets him have his fun, because deep down Bruce enjoys the big of fun that Clark brings to his life. I imagine if Bruce's parents were still alive, they would have treated Clark like family.
What single image best embodies Superman?
>>82369127
Maybe this one? I just find it great that you can put him anywhere (Smallville, USSR, Nazi Germany) and he'll still be a guy that wants to help everyone
>>82369127
This one
>>82368306
>>82368759
We're not really getting many new books with pages like these, though: >>82369127, >>82369182 - even the Jurgen's Lois & Clark run so far doesn't really have anything like these - some nice moments of family, sure and yes I understand that Superman is suppose to be under the radar, but still.
>>82367234
rocket gets trapped in alternate dimension that cannot be accessed. Eventually (like billions of years later) Superman comes back through time and saves the rocket. He's basically a god at that point.
Adventures of Superman: 46,47,48. Strange Visitor. Amazing few issues, really worth the read.
>>82368807
Damn I need to read All Star Supes again, I didn't even remember that panel. By the way, here's another great scene that was missing from the animated movie
>>82368833
He knows.
Quote from Grant Morrison.
>In the end, I saw Superman not as a superhero or even a science fiction character, but as a story of Everyman. We’re all Superman in our own adventures. We have our own Fortresses of Solitude we retreat to, with our own special collections of valued stuff, our own super–pets, our own “Bottle Cities” that we feel guilty for neglecting. We have our own peers and rivals and bizarre emotional or moral tangles to deal with.
>I felt I’d really grasped the concept when I saw him as Everyman, or rather as the dreamself of Everyman. That “S” is the radiant emblem of divinity we reveal when we rip off our stuffy shirts, our social masks, our neuroses, our constructed selves, and become who we truly are. Batman is obviously much cooler, but that’s because he’s a very energetic and adolescent fantasy character: a handsome billionaire playboy in black leather with a butler at this beck and call, better cars and gadgetry than James Bond, a horde of fetish femme fatales baying around his heels and no boss. That guy’s Superman day and night.
>Superman grew up baling hay on a farm. He goes to work, for a boss, in an office. He pines after a hard–working gal. Only when he tears off his shirt does that heroic, ideal inner self come to life. That’s actually a much more adult fantasy than the one Batman’s peddling but it also makes Superman a little harder to sell. He’s much more of a working class superhero.
>American writers often say they find it difficult to write Superman. They say he’s too powerful; you can’t give him problems. But Superman is a metaphor. For me, Superman has the same problems we do, but on a Paul Bunyan scale. If Superman walks the dog, he walks it around the asteroid belt because it can fly in space. When Superman’s relatives visit, they come from the 31st century and bring some hellish monster conqueror from the future. But it’s still a story about your relatives visiting.
>>82369818
>For me, Superman has the same problems we do, but on a Paul Bunyan scale. If Superman walks the dog, he walks it around the asteroid belt because it can fly in space. When Superman’s relatives visit, they come from the 31st century and bring some hellish monster conqueror from the future. But it’s still a story about your relatives visiting.
This shit right here. Fucking love that.
>>82369818
I like his quote about Supes: "In our darkest hour, we invented a man who will never let us down"
D-did someone say Superman FEELS thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXAva_gO8Qk
I actually just bought All Star Superman today and just finished reading it an hour ago. That was a good book.
>>82370737
>>82371285
>>82371379
>>82368128
>n52 Lois is the worst.
She literally did nothing wrong in that page. Clark is the one in the wrong. They aren't a couple and he has no right listening in on her
>>82371414
>>82371456
>>82371488
>>82371512
>>82357224
Adding to this I like how he goes right back to Clark Kent with him yelling for his Pa.
This isn't Superman rushing off to save someone. This is a son running home to save his father.
>>82371536
>>82368160
Superman doesn't fight for the law.
Superman fights for justice.
>>82368310
Nah she survived
>>82371733
Where's the justice in letting those criminals go?
The only message is "honest people are dumb for being honest", they should give it a chance and try to do some crime, after all if they show that they are incompetent and "didn't really mean harm!" it's fine.
>>82357014
>Islam exists a thousand years later
Well that sucks.
>>82367981
>Billionaire Bruce Wayne making Clark Kent pay for dinner
Thread music and GOAT superhero music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g
>>82372072
you don't flaunt your wealth around your friends treating them like peasents
>>82372153
Is it really flaunting in this case? Since when is "Dinner, My treat" the same as "Dinner, I'm better than you"?
>>82371962
they aren't really criminals just people heading down a bad path. they didn't have bullets in the guns because they didn't want to hurt anyone. they probably didn't even want to commit the crime, just wanted to get a way out of their everyday problems with money
>>82372002
You do know that Islam didn't invent headcoverings, right?
>>82372208
well it was a symbolic way for Superman to show his gratitude to his friends so it would have been strange if Batman paid for it
>>82371962
Seems to me you'd prefer Judge Dredd's justice over Superman's.
The situation really only works because he's Superman and can see that the gunmen don't pose any real threat; a real cop would have to either arrest them or kill them. Still, is it not better that two people who made an impassioned mistake get to make up for it rather than rot in prison for 10-15 years or, you know, die?
>>82372002
At this rate it will outlive all of us.
Probably because it killed most of us, but still.
>>82372487
Jesus Cap really gave him a mean glare in that one
>>82372487
why does his reflection have brown hair?
>>82371548
Zach pls go.
>>82372449
And if Superman wasn't there they would have kept going.
Committing a crime is not a mistake, it's a voluntary act. They decided to go against the law willingly and thus deserve to be punished, only because they stopped before doing damage it doesn't mean they did nothing wrong.
Like I said this is a fuck you to the suckers that don't even think about committing crimes.
>>82372648
you can absolutely commit a crime by accident
>>82372648
There are such things as crimes of passion, you know. You're correct, it's doesn't make it 'right' to commit a crime. But there's a clear difference between the men Superman stopped and, say, unrepentant serial criminals such as Joker, Luthor, and the like.
>>82370022
'before the Bomb was a bomb, it was an Idea. Superman was a faster, stronger, better idea.'
>>82364313
So kid Clark liked playing with Gamera, Ultraman, and Lagann?
>>82373017
No there isn't.
This picture >>82372487 did it right, the guy is clearly just sperging out so it's fine to just stop him.
The people in OP's picture are different, they planned their actions, thought about it, took their guns, their blaclavas and planned their crime. They are criminals at all effects.
>>82373144
Well Gamera is a friend of children.
>>82369818
Dammit, Grant, can't you see I'm trying to hate you?
>>82373396
Gamera is full of meat!
>>82373178
Not yet they weren't. There's no law against wearing a blaclava. And as long as those guns were licensed there's no law against them, either.
>>82371414
>I WANT ARTICLES
>ARTICLES ON THE INTERGANG
>>82373480
Gamera is really neat
>>82372648
>And if Superman wasn't there they would have kept going.
If they were committed to the gig they would have had loaded guns and attacked Supes.
>Committing a crime is not a mistake, it's a voluntary act. They decided to go against the law willingly and thus deserve to be punished, only because they stopped before doing damage it doesn't mean they did nothing wrong.
What crime did they commit, exactly? The only thing we know from that image is that Superman stopped them. Was it before or after they had already done something? What was the something that they did if it was after?
>Like I said this is a fuck you to the suckers that don't even think about committing crimes.
Luckily, low-brows like yourself aren't allowed near the law-making process. A victimless crime should never carry the same consequences as one where real people or property are intentionally and irreversibly damaged.
>>82373178
>No there isn't.
Except there is. Someone who gets a drunk in public citation shouldn't be punished in the same vein as a mass murderer who gases a crowd of innocent people with a deadly toxin.
>>82368310
>That "Ha."
Gets me every time. All-Star is amazing.
>>82367033
This picture is fucking gold
>>82368833
Dang
>>82374130
So? It's still a crime, only because it's victimless it doesn't mean you wouldn't get arrested and prosecuted for it.
But sure go on, they just planned everything and they were going to commit it if not stopped but is fine.
And you have the courage to call other low-brows when you are a fucking retard.
If there is enough evidence you were going to commit a crime you can be stopped before you actually do it.
Always hilarious watching morons like you trying to act intellectualy superior
>>82374193
>there are worse crimes therefore you get a free pass!
That's not how it works, their punishment would be different but they would be both arrested.
>>82371488
I fucking hate that everyone in charge of comics hates marriage.
Requesting a webm of that scene where supes gives money to a homeless guy before being caught up in a beggar rave and realizing he cant help everyone
>>82374628
Well that's gonna happen everyone in charge of comics is single/divorced
>>82371546
Even better: this is not Superman running for his dad, its Clark running for his pa. He drops the Superman persona.
>>82357426
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXAva_gO8Qk
I fucking love you /co/.
Bless this thread.
>>82371962
They aren't criminals because they didn't commit any crimes. They were going to, but Superman stopped them, and even then they weren't even going the whole way with it, they hesitated even when they were going to commit a crime. Superman isn't going to beat them up and throw them in jail for 'about to attempt a half-hearted robbery', because Superman isn't an asshole, he knows people are pressured sometimes, and humans can be weak and succumb to temptation, but not only did they hesitate to commit the robbery, but they had no intention of even going all the way, those men had a moment of weakness, and Superman isn't going to throw them in jail for a moment of weakness.
do you think DC will ever go back to form and fix Superman? no tacticool armor, no "we want to modernize his costume so no underwear" but just pure superman? in looks and personality?
you think maybe by 2020 things will shift back, sort of how the 90's tried to be all edgy but eventually went back to normal?
>>82374861
It's not his place to judge, if he was an actual good citizens he would have reported them to the authorities.
>oh well yeah, those guys planned a crime but maybe they will change their mind, no need to call anyone.
>>82360204
We can all be Superman, anon.
Like him, we need to shed our proverbial glasses and stuffy suit so that we may revel in being the most super thing we can be.
Our pure, undiluted, selves.
>>82374920
Sooner or later the old guard will leave/get fired. Everything being cyclical I'm hoping the next generation of writers will be part of my generation that grew up with the Zero Hour characters, and so Kyle and Conner and Cass and others will be front and center again. Much like how this current generation was hellbent on bringing back everyone from the satellite era.
>>82374628
How did you come to that conclusion. If a wife or husband's full time job was a superhero, they would feel something like that.
>>82374920
Well, Superman's personality should be closer to normal after rebirth (hopefully), and I thing that the costume thing is them still being bitter over the lawsuit thing.
>>82374920
>in looks and personality?
Maybe not looks but personality should be fine since pre Flashpoint supes is coming back
>>82375011
My guess is they enjoyed that scene, and are mad that Lois and Clark were never married in the New 52
>>82375011
I'm referring to the fact that everyone's marriages keep getting busted up.
>>82374925
You do know were talking about Superman right? You're acting like these guys would run around the corner and throw their masks back on and go back to the robber. When fucking Superman flies down and tells you to knock it off, a couple of regular joes aren't going to go "Okay, wait till he leaves and lets go back at it"
Fuck you're acting like they are experienced thugs who regularly go up against super heroes. It's the same shit as a kid about to do something bad, only for their parents to catch them right before the act. Shame and guilt is a powerful weapon, especially if it's being delivered by THE GREATEST HERO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD Do you really think those guys, who don't even have bullets in their guns, and are wearing regular street clothes with some ski masks, would seriously keep going after getting shamed by Superman of all people?
>>82368845
Superman/Shazam First Thunder
>>82375014
wait what lawsuit
>>82375117
The lawsuit over the rights to Superman.
>>82369818
What's the source?
>>82375044
Animal Man still has his wife, so does Arthur and Superman is still married to lois. All we need is Flash back with Iris
>>82375156
oh that lawsuit.
but why would that influence the design?
>>82375259
They started moving away from the classic suit around the time of the lawsuit in case they lost and couldn't use the design.
>>82367981
>That Aquaman/Wondie dynamic
Love it.
>>82365538
So so grateful for this issue.. for this series.
>>82375299
...fuck, makes even more sense that current suit is the most Man Of Steel looking one yet.
>>82369351
>Maybe you should have let the children drown, Clark.
>>82375402
seems to me though they are slowly but surely moving him back.
MoS suit itself was really fine aside from the lack of underwear, it was the Nu52 suit that was all tacticool armor.
this new suit is basically traditional spandex but with blue boots and no underwear.
the MoS cues are pretty much just the extended wrist
>>82375001
That sounds nice. Hopefully, they don't ignore the good things that have come out of the New 52.
It's cyclical, but I think it's an upward spiral.
>>82368306
This one brought a tear to my eye
>>82369818
...can WB just replace Snyder with Grant Morrison?
That'd work alright, right?
>>82375299
Well that's a better reason than "the red underwear are stupid".
I hope it's resolved so that Clark doesn't have to go around looking like Ultraman.
>>82375542
Doesn't Moz want to get into filmmaking?
Maybe he can get his foot in the door with cape films.
>>82374371
Sauce?
>>82373629
We've been eating Gamera!
>>82374920
I honestly dig the New 52 design or I would if they had it look like spandex instead of armor bullshit.
It's obviously second-tier compared to the more iconic costume.
>>82368732
>Tfw my Firefighter Uncle is literally Bibbo
>>82367033
context?
>>82375571
Ultraman>Supernerd
>>82372530
10/10
Anyone have the one where Green Arrow shouts Clark's name for help in the middle of the ocean and Clark gets there within seconds?
>>82375842
Batman broke up with Superman duh.
>>82368732
Bibbo was such a boss.
>>82367981
Wonder Woman is pervert!
It's canon!
>>82368674
Do you think maybe one or two people catch a handful of super ass? Just lower your hands and give him a squeeze.
>>82366169
So, uh...did he just leave that kid out on the ledge before flying away? It seems like that's what he did.
>>82365460
This shot from Savage Time is making me think of Batman Feels now.
>Batman: Then doing this could save my parents.
>Superman: ... I can't promise that.
One of my favorite superman issues that I've storytimed is the one where he makes friends with a cop and they get coffee all the time until people find out about the meetings. Always hits me in the feels.
>>82356608
>breaking the 180 rule with identical characters
what an absolute madman the artist must've been
>>82376352
storytime it faggot
>>82376300
I'd be VERY tempted myself but you have to show more respect to Superman. Also, no matter how much of a pervert I may be, I'd be much better off with a superhug from the world's most perfect man that a assgrab.
Tough choice between hug and "no strings attached" one night stand with him though. The second would produce no good long-term results and end in unimaginable heartbreak but he's canonly hung and has so much stamina and dominating appearance and attitude when he wants it.
>>82376403
Using Supes as a one night stand? Dude, just go all the way into a relationship with him
>>82368306
That smug letter writing kid in the last panel is totally the best.
>>82356703
This is such lame nerd with fulfillment.
>>82355296
>tfw you will never get a big hug from Superman in your darkest moments
>>82376398
Alright, lemme bust out the laptop and find it
>>82376449
I'D want to but Supes can do better. If it was my choice I'd cook him a hot breakfeast every morning with a collar around my neck and a padlock over a cage around my dick.
>>82376398
Story Time of one of my favorite superman issues for Faggot Anon, hope you enjoy!
>>82366945
Context? Is this set in Kirby kamandi Verse? Is that supes?
>>82365156
>>82365210
>kid has superpowers
>basically invincible
>still gets chastised for doingthe super equivalent ofstupid kid shit
>dad just says "listen to your mother"
Why is that so funny?
>>82376300
>>82376403
Unnnnf god
>>82376772
> superman is who he is not because he's a godlike being from another planet but because he was fortunate enough to get foster parents who are the salt of the fucking earth
there is literally nothing here to improve upon
>>82376731
>>82376739
Seriously, what kind of knot do you have in your underwear to publicly call out Superman and shit talk him? There always seems to be these assholes in stories, where the guys who show up with Superman shirts and capes cheering on Supes?
>>82376836
Assholes like that exist in real life. They probably post on 4chan.
>>82376875
Jews made Christ twice. I think we did it better this time.
>>82368162
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
>>82376933
And that's it folks. Thanks for reading (or ignoring) this storytime!
>>82376933
wit nooooo
>>82376946
Fuck...I am not tearing up to this...
>>82376985
>>82376994
Seems like this story has done it's job!
>>82356703
It must feel nice be a friend of Batman.
>>82356703
Only issue I have with this is, why the hell would anyone in high school pick Clark last in a sport? I mean yeah, he has glasses, he may act nerdy, but he's also a farm boy, at that age he would be built like a brick shit house, even if you don't count his powers.
>>82376739
Isn't this a problem with the legal system? Has Supes or Batman ever said "there will be no death penalty on my watch." Is the idea not that they have faith in the legal system and they don't execute people in the streets for the same reason cops don't?
>>82374920
The old Superman is back, and i cant wait for him. The costume does not bother me, I prefer that his personality is the right one.Still, i'm very sorry for nu52 Superman
>>82377063
>he thinks picking people for sports has anything to do with sport capability
>>82377063
I think every version of Clark's childhood except for Byrne's has him avoiding or intentionally sucking at sports so as to not hurt the other kids with his powers.
You don't get picked for teams when everyone thinks you'll play badly.
>>82377096
Funny how despite all memes it turned out the Superman fans were the one autistic enough to complain so much to actually kill a version of their hero.
>>82377210
Pfft. This wasn't even the first time. And it probably won't be the last.
>>82370377
Man of Steel had three good scenes amid all the "Snyder what are you doing". That one was the best of them.
>>82377210
Replace the Batgod with Earth 1 Batman. it would be an interesting experiment
>>82377259
>Batgod
but Morrison's run has been over for years now
Snyder's Batman is a constant fuck up
>>82377081
Batman has his own weird reasons for it, but the stated reason for Superman not killing is usually just that he doesn't want to place himself above the law.
>>82377238
Which makes it worse with all the commenters going "fuck the nerd haters!" A kid being in awe over Superman's first flight does not mean the kid loves the entire movie. But I don't want to turn this into a hate thread, and instead it makes me grin like an idiot to see a little kid full of so much wonder about Superman.
I aint even much of a comic book guy, but whenever I have a kid, I hope I can get them to read Superman as their first comic book.
>>82377294
Batman usually doesn't kill because he feels it would bring him to the same level as those he fights.
But still, it does get annoying sometimes when the worst of the worst are just thrown in jail and left alone, but I can understand Batman and Superman not wanting to kill. Just because you have the power and the ability to easily kill criminals doesn't mean you should have to, and being expected to kill is just wrong, just like a normal person would believe, Superman and Batman just don't want to take a life, even if they are horrible criminals, some people, no matter how mighty, just don't want to ever cross that line.
>>82374371
Is it stupid that the thing that gets me teary-eyed is the crowd cheering 'SUPERMAN! SUPERMAN!'?
>>82377361
I thought Batman doesn't kill partially cause he knows he's halfway crazy himself and if he lets himself kill it might push him over the edge
>>82377361
I've heard a couple different justifications for Batman not killing. Either it's strictly a moral thing, or he doesn't trust himself not to slide right down the slippery slope if he gets started, or his parent's death traumatized him so much that he's psychologically incapable of killing.
>>82367981
That is by far the weirdest looking human ass I've ever seen.
>>82377422
>>82377401
>>82377361
This is why I summed it up as "his own weird reasons".
>>82377401
No, he usually just thinks that if he kills any criminal at all, it makes him just as bad as them, and usually in a story where Batman DOES kill a criminal, the cops come down on him hard, because a Batman whose finally crossed the line is a dangerous concept. It's a common "all or nothing" concept, like how whenever Superman goes bad, it usually starts with him killing a villain, and then just goes apeshit
>>82377429
Well it isn't human
>>82377063
>He's a farm boy
In a town of nothing but farm boys
>>82376933
>Wit would have said "No."
>His life could never be worth more than someone else's.
Wit, no ;_;
American Alien made me feel, and experience some different emotions for sure
I like the idea of seeing Clark at key points of their life as they grew up, before they became Super Man, and how it came full-circle in some ways.
>>82377861
welp, a shitstorm's a brewing
>>82377972
Why?
I don't really post on /co/, I've just been getting back into comic books. Is American Alien not very well-liked by /co/? Is it a Skub/Anti-Skub thing?
>>82378030
Skub-Anti Skub. There are people who see a couple panels and hate it, there are a LOT of people who see Landis wrote it and hate it, and thre's the disgusting group of savages that just didnt enjoy the book
>>82378030
People were shilling it for months in completely unrelated storytimes (I love Superman as much as anyone else, but nothing makes me hate a story more than being told "Why are you reading this shit and not the comfiest comic ever written?" while reading Grayson, Ultimates, or something else that isn't Superman) and the writer is a total twat on social media.
>>82378091
Having been on 4chan for long enough, you learn that about half the time it's people that like X, and half the time it's people that hate X trying to make the people who like X look bad
See: Zack Snyder posts
>>82378133
Maybe once American Alien ends and people stop talking about it I'll get over my irrational anger at it. Until then, I've never read any of the superman series (only Red Sun, For All Seasons, Whatever Happened to the Man from Tomorrow, and Secret Identity), so I've got stuff to read in the mean time.
>>82377861
>abloblobloo being an immortal god is so hard
>I feel like I don't belong, I feel like a Disney Princess
>>82377429
Jr doesn't draw humans.
>>82370377
I remember when I was like that kid, watching the 70s superman movie and the 90s cartoon all the time, Dressing up in my superman pjs. I remember falling down in this really deep snow, unable to move for who knows how long, and I kept calling out for superman to come get me, then I passed out, I woke up in my bedroom and my parents told me Superman saved me. I miss thinking that there Actually was a Superman.
>>82376650
the limb flailing always gets me
>>82376946
Man, and you /co/ motherfuckers shit on Chuck Austen all the time. That story was pretty good, thanks for the storytime anon.
>>82376369
What rule would that be?
This one always gets me.
>>82367981
>flash is gay
>>82368162
why is supes taking shit from wil wheaton?
>>82366235
You know the way his body contorts with the twist would suggest he failed to snap his neck
>>82374920
Why do the looks matter so much to you?
>>82356862
Without those text and the context, this looks pretty fucked up.
>>82376871
>>82376836
Because superman, at least the non snyder superman, would just be disappointed in the shit talker and take it stoically. Shit talking batman or wonder woman would probably result in getting a punch to the face.
>>82365210
Non canon, not a lot of editorial interference. They mostly got writers who weren't into comics but were into Superman. Shame the same cannot be said for the Sensation Comics, Legends of the Dark Knight was kinda ok I guess.
>>82371548
bullshit, if I see a police officer walk into a park with a gun I feel safe not nervous.
>>82355245
I consider classic comics with their limitless continuities unreadable.
I want the one correct experience, maybe one reboot but I am simply not interested in 100 different supermans by 100 different writers.
>>82376739
that dude calling superman out looks like a jojo character.
>>82377429
I thought that was a knee.
>>82380247
white person detected.
>>82371439
She's a slut
>>82368310
>mfw I just realised that its called All-Star because it ends with Superman merging with a star
FUCK
GOD DAMN IT MORRISON
>>82376772
Because it's so real. Most kids think they're invincible and do dumb shit.
>>82374371
The craziest part about this for me is thatit's all a simulation run by batman on what to do if grodd gains control of the world and poisoned the planet with kryptoniteand batmans best plan was simply get superman back.
I know people seem to complain a lot about how these two characters can treat each other but i think the sheer amount of respect they have for each other is staggering and even if they don't always say it it's still pretty apparent
>>82380033
>the flash is a flasher
it all makes sense
>>82376650
You know for all the hate nu52 got he was still superman.I'm sad they're getting rid of him instead of just writing him better
>>82368080
Don't particularly like either one. I don't think Classic Superman would act like that in the first half.
He would come up with an insanely complex prank in order to trick the girl into not being suicidal.
Probably involving Jimmy Olsen, Red Kryptonite, Fake Alien Invasion, Kandorian Superman Emergency Squad and maybe Perry White's Super Cigars.
>>82355245
>be better people who can't get a job and live in poverty and took extreme measures to steal money
Top Kek mr god man who has no mortal troubles to deal with
>>82382465
What?
>>82368310
All Star would have been better if it had the ending for Red Son and Red Son had the ending for All star (commie superman in the middle of the sun)
>>82368310
>First sighting of the rose that grows in winter leaving its message of hope throught the multiverse
>>82368306
I don't think any superhero makes me tear up as much as superman.
>>82355314
the court would have done the same.
>>82355245
what about the economic issues that turned them into robbers?
>>82368833
Wow superman is an asshole
>>82382508
>>82382871
>Poor people at the end of their rope who could have hurt other people
>Superman asks them to be better people to stop them because he's aware people can be hurt and not just the men who are potentially going to be criminals
>But all he can be is Superman in that moment
>Clark Kent knows he can't fix everything. He can't suddenly get these people jobs like Bruce can.
>He can't fix economic troubles. He can't fix poverty, disease and war.
>Superman can't save everybody
>But Superman can be a symbol of being a better person, for being hope where hope isn't there
It's easy to say "Hurf, Supergod telling people off and acting high and mighty" (Also Luthor get out). But that's not really the point. Clark Kent knows that those two people would get themselves killed or get other innocent people killed. He can't help everything but he can at least try stop people from making bad decisions that will ruin their life
>>82383277
Fuck, wrong page.
>Superman will never buy you a coffee, sit down with you and convince you that a life of crime isn't worth it after threatening to let a plane hit you
>>82383277
>Poor people at the end of their rope who could have hurt other people
but they didn't have bullets premedidated but no intention to harm
>>82383277
>>82383302
>He can't fix economic troubles. He can't fix poverty, disease and war.
He could.
>>82366175
The fact that Superman just immediately cuts Shazam off while he's explaining how he expects the utmost courtesy and honor for letting him in. That's the best part.
>>82383440
>somalia ever improving
lel
>>82358518
Screw it, I am re reading the whole thing again. its just too good.
>>82372336
yeah just head cutting am i rite?
>>82383440
>the problem in the world is lack of free energy
This idea will never stop making me laugh.
>>82356862
>i'm back
>gets fucked over shortly after and starts to die
new 52 clark is suffering
>>82365245
I imagine it would be more like Good cop , Bad Cop with Superman stopping Bruce from being able to hit them and culminating in a Superhug as he gets them to turn their lives around or at least appreciate their psychiatrists.
>>82384588
They never said that they stopped wars and shit. Just that free energy was the most optimal solution of Superman's energy over time.
>>82385109
It advances society instead of just infrastructure which results in a perfect world that doesn't need Superman.
>>82374524
This is the best. ty
>>82379927
What is this from?
>>82371548
ban all high-capacity assault superheroes
>>82355478
In the end... the world didn't need a 'superman'... just a brave one.
>>82357055
Cheeky bastard.
>>82368732
Whatever happened to old bibbo?
>>82390763
He was mentioned in passing in an issue of Superman; Lois and Clark.
In the New 52, he's a brewmaster that owns the Ace of Clubs.
>>82366945
Is that J-Lo?
>>82383440
I've said it before, but this comic is wrong on a ridiculous amount of levels.
It assumes Clark still isn't a capable writer or that his fame wont be a draw in the short term to pad out his resume. It ignores the most obvious use of his Super senses to actually keep track of what's happening with humanity and science. It assumes that Lex Luthor isn't going to take the chance to destroy a static and effectively helpless Superman that can't dodge any attacks.
It ignores that if he was dedicated enough to this nonsense to waste his life away on being a power source he could just shove off kryptonian technology and/or hamsters to do the job for him. The entire thing is just nonsensical on so many levels.
>>82385158
>>82385109
That's entirely dependent upon lucking out and NOT running into a threat that requires Superman to stop the world from ending. So this entire thing presumably happened over the course of 24 hours.
>>82391627
Congratulations, you have pointed out the logical inconsistencies of a joke.
>>82391793
Your words might have meant something if the entire joke wasn't based upon and made entirely out of pointing out logical inconsistencies.
>>82392044
I'm agreeing with you. You have successfully convinced me that logically inconsistent jokes cannot be funny.
>>82374371
The JL movie needs a scene like this
>>82392108
Uh, ok? That's wrong though. Logically inconsistent jokes can be funny. They just have to make sure that the target/audience doesn't find how stupid the inconsistencies are to be a more interesting topic just like how you don't start a land war in Asia.
>>82392222
No, all jokes have to make sense. Any sufficiently large audience is going to have some subset that finds certain logical inconsistencies more interesting than the intended joke, so the only solution is to only tell jokes that are perfectly logical.
>>82392300
Jokes have to be funny
>>82392711
Of course. What's the point of a joke if even a single person doesn't find it funny?
>>82392814
Making that one guy feel weird because he's the only one not laughing.
>>82355296
The more I see this page, the more I hate it. It's completely schmaltzy and overdone.
>>82370469
When was Bruce Campbell Superman?
>>82394347
>Young Bruce Campbell will never play Superman in a movie
>>82358518
What is this from?
Anyone got the full page?
>>82367401
I thought /co/ hated the Jesus parallels?
>>82356703
Which issue is this one?
>>82358518
>that entire last chapter
>>82368239
>Lois probably died 900 years ago
You never read Kingdom Come, did you?
That's a huge part of the backstory.
>>82394955
Superman-Secret Identity.
One of the best Superman stories ever written, and it's not even about the real Superman.
>>82400584
>it's not even about the real Superman.
I believe it was intended as a Post-Crisis re-introduction for Superboy Prime.
>>82400729
Nope.
Busiek said he was inspired by Superboy Prime, but it was always just an Elseworld's type of tale.
>>82391627
that always been my issue with those superhero shouldn't fight crime and focus on something "more productive".
sure batman could probably do more good for Gotham if he used his crime fighting cash on his company and city and yeah superman could make infinite energy (somehow? pretty sure energy production doesn't work like that, but what do I know)
but you know who doesn't give a fuck about all that? guy's like joker, dark side, doomsday and all those other asshole who would look at the now undefended earth and "heroes" who haven't fought a day in their lives and think "easy picking".
>>82401584
>that filename
>the joker and and Scarecrow
top kek
>>82401632
I just picked the first image that looked nice for group of villains results on google.
plus give scarecrow enough time and the means and he can blanket a whole city in fear gas. the perfect "terror" weapon if you will.
i think a bit of my soul died with that pun.
>>82401855
It's ok anon. I just get triggered that the image implies that Joker is on Darkseid's scale.Personally I'd like to see joker face Darkseid and finally reveal that his "psychosis" is just an act and he shits his pants.
>>82355314
I don't think they committed a crime yet, technically. Unless Superman can tell whether or not those guns are licensed
>>82401932
>Personally I'd like to see joker face Darkseid and finally reveal that his "psychosis" is just an act and he shits his pants.
you and me both pal, you and me both.
image to keep things on topic
>>82401932
Try Jack Kirby's Superpowers.
I know nothing about it other than the Justice League and the Legion of Doom are involved with Darkseid, and it's the source of the Worldogog, I believe that's the right spelling.
tee hee :3
>>82401855
He did that during some recent Batgirl story. It was pretty great.
>>82357055
Clark is so damn charming. Jesus, Snyder if you are reading this - fuck you. You just don't fucking get Superman.
>>82364313
>Cat coming on to bed to die
>Not venturing as far as it can from the pack like all cats do
Must have been written by someone who doesn't know cats very well.
>>82357055
Fucking bastard
One of the best Superman moments in the character's history and it's fanmade and so meta it's like something Morrison would write.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSsWVwFpNzs&index=9&list=PLC608673ED73B3749
Skip to 6:46 for the feels moment.
>>82403430
My cat came to my room to die. Sometimes it happens.As if it weren't already haunted enough already.
>>82379927
what happen next?
>>82364313
God damn it. My dog died in my arms about a month ago and I thought I was just starting to be okay and stop crying. Fuck.
>>82366235
who's the guy that got neck snapped by supes?
>>82376933
>>82376946
huh. its raining.
>>82364313
I can never dislike Superman Earth One because of this. When I was a teen like Clark I adopted a one eyed cat and she died much before her time
>>82396862
Thanks
>>82371546
I thought he was screaming because his hair was on fire.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>82371548
>this is what libtards actually believe
>>82396291
>>82396361
>>82396388
>>82396424
At one time this was what threw Sentry over the edge
>>82355279
I can't take this seriously with that last panel.
>>82396937
This needs a loss edit.
>>82355279
top kek
>>82368080
There's an image out there with a list of the 'lessons' that can be learned from ASS and one of them is 'you're much stronger than you think you are'.
A few years ago my mum was fighting depression after her divorce and one night after things had got really shirty I went to see her and she'd overdosed on a million and one different prescription medications. I was in total shock, I had basic first aid training for my job but obviously nothing for this, and seeing your mother laid out like that would throw anybody off.
I was having a massive panic, thinking that she was going to die and that I would he completely useless when I remembered that line 'you're much stronger than you think you are'. That calmed me down and, it feels kind of stupid now to say it, but I thought 'let's do what Superman would do'.
So I put her in the recovery position, made sure she was breathing, called the paramedics, called my aunt and sister, monitored her heartbeat until the ambulance arrived and, years later, everything is so much better.
If it wasn't for this line, for Superman, I don't know if I'd have been able to cope. It's stupid as fuck, but here we are.
>>82409850
Keep on keeping on, anon
